Ace of Spades HQ

May 05, 2010

Sooper Sekrit Overnight Open Thread
— Maetenloch

Just for all you special moron types who actually bother to read the ONT items.

Remember: Do NOT talk about Secret ONT Club!

If this is your first time on a Secret ONT, you HAVE TO de-lurk.

And so I offer you some classic Shat: How Insensitive

And a V8 Supercar Exploding. Just cause I like explosions.

And a video I thought a little too insensitive for the ordinary ONT: "Wheelchair Rapist"
Contains Magical Negro. Key phrase: "If you can rape a midget, you can go anywhere."

Maybe more to come later on...

Plus here is the official Secret ONT Club cipher.

So relax, plot and connive, slander the other lesser morons, and revel in your specialness. And feel free to post your booby pics since you no longer held down by the regular hoi polloi who just can't handle this much ONT goodness.

You may now set your smugness to 11. And your pants level to 0.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:54 PM | Comments (342)
Post contains 168 words, total size 2 kb.

1 Weird, man

Posted by: Truman North at May 05, 2011 06:02 PM (8ay4x)

2 Whoaaaaa! Crazy, man.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:05 PM (6neGz)

3 See, that's the problem with secret clubs - nobody's in them.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:07 PM (6neGz)

4 Even the other guy left.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:09 PM (6neGz)

5 Guess I get to make the rools.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:09 PM (6neGz)

6 YAY - I am a lurker who cannot go to bed without reading through and looking at the entire overnight thread - its my favoritesst thing on the internet!!!!!!

Posted by: seaniep at May 05, 2011 06:10 PM (FoUUZ)

7 If you build it, they will come. But only the worthy ones.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2011 06:10 PM (pAlYe)

8 This meeting is called to order...

What's first on the agenda?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:11 PM (6neGz)

But only the worthy ones.

Then how do you explain us finding it?

Posted by: Truman North at May 05, 2011 06:11 PM (8ay4x)

10 I have big boobs am I worthy?

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:14 PM (3TjSM)

11 Then how do you explain us finding it?

Posted by: Truman North at May 05, 2011 10:11 PM (8ay4x)

ehh - sometimes the system fails us.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2011 06:14 PM (pAlYe)

12 Is this where we can talk about the 'ettes behind their backs?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:14 PM (6neGz)

13 13
Watch it pal....

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:14 PM (3TjSM)

14 Shit, someone let the girls in. Alfalfa!!!!!!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:15 PM (6neGz)

15 @11: pics, or no

Posted by: Truman North at May 05, 2011 06:16 PM (8ay4x)

16 I was promised boobies.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 06:16 PM (sf+iw)

17 yep the girls have crashed the party.

Posted by: some wench at May 05, 2011 06:16 PM (bqjJT)

18 I'll have you know that I always read all the way down / smugness

Posted by: Polliwog at May 05, 2011 06:17 PM (qeRjz)

19 hi all
wow today was a weird day
so I caught a student cheating on a final today, I kicked her out
then, later, I saw her at Applebee's - she said I was her favorite professor (????)
too weird

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 06:18 PM (QAJGa)

20 I was at the DQ the other day picking up a Blizzard and ...Boom! It came to me. A Bin Laden Blizzard. I say use cherries for blood.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:18 PM (3TjSM)

21 chemjeff

That's code for "I'll give you a bj if you pass me."

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:19 PM (3TjSM)

22 So this is where the cool kids hang out?

Posted by: CeeloBadger Summoner of Corgis at May 05, 2011 06:20 PM (s7I0E)

23 MissTammy,
You're a ginger? Me too!

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:20 PM (3TjSM)

24 I have big boobs and long legs, but I'm a Ginger. Am I still worthy?

Why yes, yes you are.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 06:20 PM (sf+iw)

25 Okay, okay - we'll let the girls in, but you all know the password. And it's not really a word as much as it is exhibition.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:20 PM (6neGz)

26 So after the bj, did you pass her?

Posted by: Truman North at May 05, 2011 06:21 PM (8ay4x)

27 (.)(.)

Posted by: seaniep at May 05, 2011 06:22 PM (FoUUZ)

28 And thanks, alexthechick!

We Gingers must unite.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 06:23 PM (sf+iw)

29 De-lurk'n like a Gorn in heat.

Posted by: mantuaBill at May 05, 2011 06:24 PM (96j+b)

30 We Gingers must unite.

Together, our powers are undeniable.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:25 PM (c0A3e)

31 Unite we must!
Its our only hope!

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:25 PM (3TjSM)

32 well I was gonna show a link of a bunch of SEALs in training but that probably wasn't the password you're looking for.

Posted by: some wench at May 05, 2011 06:26 PM (bqjJT)

33 31 And thanks, alexthechick! We Gingers must unite --- And now we're talking. Pics.

Posted by: OzJohnnie at May 05, 2011 06:26 PM (RJY0+)

34 Unite we must!
Its our only hope!

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 10:25 PM (3TjSM)

Zero souls x infinity still equals zero souls. Jus'sayin.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:26 PM (6neGz)

35 I take offense at the word lurker. It implies I'm doing something unseemly.

Posted by: Guy looking in Aces secret clubhouse window at May 05, 2011 06:26 PM (mY0BO)

36 Didn't have much of a fatherly influence growing up. So, I followed Shatner's way with the ladies growing up.

Posted by: mantuaBill at May 05, 2011 06:27 PM (96j+b)

37 De-lurking motherfuckers!

Posted by: Milo X at May 05, 2011 06:27 PM (gWbOT)

38 And now we're talking. Pics.

hehehe, you don't want to see my pics, friend. Male ginger specimens aren't very...pleasing to look at. Just look at Carrot Top.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:27 PM (c0A3e)

39 We are equal opportunity offenders here.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:28 PM (3TjSM)

40 heh no bj
she's a total airhead, though
she constantly shows up to lab with the wrong pants, wrong shoes

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 06:28 PM (QAJGa)

41 Can we talk about the Secret ONT Club on the Secret ONT, or is that a rule or all times and places?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 05, 2011 06:29 PM (e746l)

42 you have to wear the correct pants in your college?

Posted by: Truman North at May 05, 2011 06:29 PM (8ay4x)

you HAVE TO de-lurk

De-lurking is easy its the disrobing with strangers that causes me pause.

Posted by: De-Lurker at May 05, 2011 06:30 PM (S65Sr)

44 Never had much luck. Somehow fighting gingers in the Arena of Death never got me very far.

Posted by: mantuaBill at May 05, 2011 06:30 PM (96j+b)

45 47 you have to wear the correct pants in your college?

For lab, you can't wear the short-shorts - it is a safety hazard, in case you spill something on yourself

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 06:31 PM (QAJGa)

46 46 Can we talk about the Secret ONT Club on the Secret ONT, or is that a rule or all times and places?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 05, 2011 10:29 PM (e746l)

Yes, but not on the ordinary ONT. Violators will be subject to Rule 14.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2011 06:31 PM (pAlYe)

47 she constantly shows up to lab with the wrong pants, wrong shoes

Whaaaat?

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:31 PM (3TjSM)

48 Not one damn boobie link. I'm going back to the main ONT.

_{(I'll check by here again later though)}

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2011 06:31 PM (ENKCw)

And feel free to post your booby pics since you no longer held down by the regular hoi polloi who just can't handle this much ONT goodness!

As you insist, Maet:

Boobehs!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:32 PM (c0A3e)

50 Gingers have no souls!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at May 05, 2011 06:32 PM (Gp4FX)

51 Yes, but not on the ordinary ONT. Violators will be subject to Rule 14.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 05, 2011 10:31 PM (pAlYe)

Wait, so what about anywhere else? I think you need to clarify if it's not just the ordinary ONT.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:33 PM (6neGz)

52 Yes, but not on the ordinary ONT. Violators will be subject to Rule 14.

Does that supercede Rule 5?

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:33 PM (3TjSM)

53 for lab, you have to have basic safe clothes, in case you spill something on yourself or on the floor - so you can't have the short-shorts, and you can't wear flip-flops because you don't want to accidentally walk through a puddle on the floor and then burn your feet because it turned out to be a puddle of acid. things like that.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 06:34 PM (QAJGa)

54 Kratos, I swear to God, I'll smack the crap out of you if I ever meet you.

I hear that one a lot,

. Thankfully, the 21st approaches and my ascension is nearly complete!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:34 PM (c0A3e)

55 58 Yes, but not on the ordinary ONT. Violators will be subject to Rule 14.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 05, 2011 10:31 PM (pAlYe)

Wait, so what about anywhere else? I think you need to clarify if it's not just the ordinary ONT.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 10:33 PM (6neGz)

You can allude to it, but no direct links. In mixed company you can refer to it as 'the Scottish ONT'.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2011 06:35 PM (pAlYe)

lurk...lurk...

Oh noes! I must de-lurk! Or else... um... something baaaad will happen!

Posted by: 5Cats at May 05, 2011 06:35 PM (g7gYB)

57 That's how she usually gets her passing grade.

that must be it, I guess

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 06:35 PM (QAJGa)

58 So if I'm not going "poo poo" correctly do I require a stool to evacuate a stool?

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:35 PM (3TjSM)

59 61 for lab, you have to have basic safe clothes, in case you spill something on yourself or on the floor - so you can't have the short-shorts, and you can't wear flip-flops because you don't want to accidentally walk through a puddle on the floor and then burn your feet because it turned out to be a puddle of acid. things like that.

There was a summer student who violated the flip-flop rule and she ended up breaking a jar of hydrochloric acid in the hood. Hilarity did not ensue.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:35 PM (c0A3e)

60 So this is the connecticut string pullers ONT.

Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2011 06:35 PM (MtwBb)

61 cj, we're probably talking about a chick that sprays acid on her so that she turns orange, so not really a big deal if she spills more on her.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:35 PM (6neGz)

62 So this is the connecticut string pullers ONT.

Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2011 10:35 PM (MtwBb)

*facepalm*

You've really done it now, Maet. Seriously, when the AOLers can find it, well, DOOM.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:37 PM (6neGz)

63 Hmmm, where does this linky take me? Why hello there, didn't know anybody was in here. And, why are we whispering?

Posted by: Theresa D at May 05, 2011 06:38 PM (QG9xp)

64 I admit it...I like the nightlife, I like to boogie.

I have disco on my iPod.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:38 PM (3TjSM)

If this secret ONT is so secret how come I found it?

Did Joey Biden get the assignment to keep it under wraps?

Posted by: DPR VIII at May 05, 2011 06:39 PM (4XUD3)

66 And, why are we whispering?

Posted by: Theresa D at May 05, 2011 10:38 PM (QG9xp)

No point to it now. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:39 PM (6neGz)

67 Dear Penthouse,

This really happened to me. It all started when I de-lurked in front of all those people in an AoSHQ SSOOT . . .

Posted by: filbert at May 05, 2011 06:39 PM (smvTK)

68 It was a lathe and she had long hair which was not pulled back.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:39 PM (3TjSM)

Cool. Reading is useful.

47% of Detroiters will never end up on this thread.

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at May 05, 2011 06:39 PM (GKQDR)

70 Little known fact: Fight Club first came about when the Sooper Sekrit ONT became a flame war.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:40 PM (6neGz)

71 Shows how many of the "smart" morons actually read the ONT to the end.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:41 PM (3TjSM)

72 There are rules? Since when?

Posted by: DontheFlyer at May 05, 2011 06:42 PM (vOcVu)

73 81 Shows how many of the "smart" morons actually read the ONT to the end.

Smart people have their deficiencies.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:42 PM (c0A3e)

74 Kratos,
That is my favorite Larson.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:44 PM (3TjSM)

Super-Secret.

Me likes :-)

Happy Fitho-The-Mayo !

Posted by: NB at May 05, 2011 06:44 PM (dCjum)

76 Have we ever had any romances come to pass here?

Posted by: MissTammy at May 05, 2011 10:43 PM (SsG4J)

Either that or a murder suicide. Greg in NC started dating uhmmm can't remember and they both dissappeared.

Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2011 06:44 PM (MtwBb)

77 If this is your first time on a Secret ONT, you HAVE TO de-lurk.
________

Howdy!

Posted by: Anachronda at May 05, 2011 06:44 PM (6fER6)

78 Gonna be a real shame if Machines For Sale doesn't show up here. That kid could really ONT in the old days.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:45 PM (6neGz)

79 Have we ever had any romances come to pass here?

Have you ever seen these morons with their pants down???

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:45 PM (3TjSM)

80 Secret ONT Thread!

Posted by: KSgop at May 05, 2011 06:45 PM (1B8Ua)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 10:35 PM (c0A3e)

oh man that sucks, what a pain to clean up

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 06:45 PM (QAJGa)

82 Oh shit, the CDR found us.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:47 PM (3TjSM)

83 So, is CDR M watching the other thread to wipe away any reference violations?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:47 PM (6neGz)

Ack Ack G-Dack

Dack Dack A-Ack

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 05, 2011 06:47 PM (ZUWaD)

85 Oh, guess not.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:48 PM (6neGz)

86 oh man that sucks, what a pain to clean up

Lots and lots of sodium ash and ventilating the lab - fun, fun!

Thankfully, the HCl wasn't "that" concentrated, about 2N. Now if a 13M HCl solution, 2L, bottle had broken in there, her screams might have been a bit more piercing.

/And I think we had TFA in there too.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:48 PM (c0A3e)

87 Oh shit, the CDR found us.
Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 10:47 PM

it gets even worse

g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2011 06:48 PM (JMmQ9)

88 97 Was that a qoute from "Mars Atacks ?"

Posted by: NB at May 05, 2011 06:48 PM (dCjum)

89 Wasn't there some young lady recently who met a gruesome end in a chem lab because some non-safety-compliant part of her got hung up in a lathe or something?

yup - she didn't tie her long hair back
http://tinyurl.com/63knm88

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 06:49 PM (QAJGa)

90 I no can lurkings? Oh well.

I can't wait to start posting drunk. I'm much better when I'm drunk. I'll see you all in about 2 weeks.

Posted by: Honeybadger at May 05, 2011 06:49 PM (H0dXA)

Surfacing from the depths of Lurk.

Skittles rock.

Posted by: Marybel at May 05, 2011 06:49 PM (Hic+o)

92 So this is where all the cool kids are, huh? No wonder the other thread looks sad.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 06:49 PM (YxBuk)

93 Commencing the removing of the pants!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 06:50 PM (YxBuk)

94 it gets even worse

g'evening, 'rons

There goes the fucking neighborhood.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:50 PM (3TjSM)

95 Seriously, ONT I read every day. Ace posts? Not so much. Just the comments.

Posted by: Brietbart at May 05, 2011 06:50 PM (H0dXA)

96 I can't wait to start posting drunk. I'm much better when I'm drunk. I'll see you all in about 2 weeks.

That's some alcohol tolerance you've built up there, honeybadger . . .

Posted by: filbert at May 05, 2011 06:51 PM (smvTK)

97 101 97 Was that a qoute from "Mars Atacks ?"

Posted by: NB at May 05, 2011 10:48 PM

Secret passwoed for the Loyal Order of The Waterbuffaloes on the Flintstones

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 05, 2011 06:51 PM (ZUWaD)

98 I stopped commenting 2 years back, but still read every post, and sometimes comments too. I don't think any current commenters know me. ---back to lurking.

Posted by: Tushar at May 05, 2011 06:51 PM (PGSXB)

That's our job.

Posted by: SEAL Team Six at May 05, 2011 10:50 PM (5I8G0)

How the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:51 PM (6neGz)

100 Tushar D!!!!!!! I miss you man.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:52 PM (6neGz)

101 112 101 97 That's where I heard it b4.

Posted by: NB at May 05, 2011 06:52 PM (dCjum)

102 Snap, I just tweeted this thread to all 19 of my follows on twitter. My dog also took a look. He sniffed and went back to licking his groin.

I will join him.

Posted by: Sekrit Club Fail at May 05, 2011 06:52 PM (H0dXA)

103 Holy shit its Tushar!

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:52 PM (3TjSM)

104 Papa Editor, you used to go by just 'Editor', right?

Posted by: Tushar at May 05, 2011 06:52 PM (PGSXB)

105 97

Ack Ack G-Dack

Dack Dack A-Ack

More dakka!

/Orkes is never beaten in battle!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:53 PM (c0A3e)

106 Is this the place where the moronettes show teh boobies?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 06:54 PM (54F2e)

107 mpfs, I was in the frozen foods section the other day, saw the Fishsticks and remembered you.

Posted by: Tushar at May 05, 2011 06:54 PM (PGSXB)

108

If its boobs you want then its boobs you'll get.

http://tinyurl.com/69hmf7e

Posted by: De-Lurker at May 05, 2011 06:54 PM (S65Sr)

109 Yep.

(and we still can't type B lazer on the seekret ONT)

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 06:54 PM (6neGz)

110 Tushar!!! I remember you. Ok, I remember your name. That counts, right?

Btw, I may or may not be posting in my underwear. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 06:55 PM (YxBuk)

111 124 LOL

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:55 PM (3TjSM)

112 CDR, the job sucks away my soul. Just get enough time to skim the posts here, and a quick look at Insta.

Posted by: Tushar at May 05, 2011 06:55 PM (PGSXB)

113 Key phrase: "If you can rape a midget, you go anywhere."

Modify the phrase: "If you can dodge a raping midget, you can dodge a ball".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:55 PM (c0A3e)

114 Hullo. Guess this is my first proper comment. Anyone else watch the debate online (where they showed the stage during broadcast commercial breaks) and wonder what the hell Cain & Paul were talking about all the time?

Posted by: HighplainsJackal at May 05, 2011 06:56 PM (JSX9s)

115 So I heard Ace was talking shit about other people's ability to, like, find the line, man, and I just wanted to, you know, say that I think thats a bunch of fascist bullshit.

Lines form squares. Can I make it any clearer?

Posted by: Borderline Stand-Up Comic at May 05, 2011 06:57 PM (H0dXA)

116 Geez Tusher who do you work for Satan?

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 06:57 PM (3TjSM)

117 107 Commencing the removing of the pants!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 10:50 PM (YxBuk)

Some of us more dedicated morons never put them on in the first place.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 06:57 PM (54F2e)

118 If this is your first time on a Secret ONT, you HAVE TO de-lurk.

No. I will not de-lurk. What? Awwww crap.

Posted by: SDH at May 05, 2011 06:57 PM (+oOeo)

119 >>who do you work for Satan? Worse. Wall Street.

Posted by: Tushar at May 05, 2011 06:57 PM (PGSXB)

120 Some of us more dedicated morons never put them on in the first place.

Then don't ever work in a research lab, particular one that deals in corrosive agents. That is, if you value your dangling parts.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 06:58 PM (c0A3e)

121 >>I may or may not be posting in my underwear Whoa! The place has changed.

Posted by: Tushar at May 05, 2011 06:58 PM (PGSXB)

122 Some of us more dedicated morons never put them on in the first place.

I just got back from my workout. Had to wear pants of that. Oh and I was at Costco. Apparently you have to wear pants to shop there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:00 PM (YxBuk)

123 131 I saw the debate and Paul was one of the only people I liked. Seriously, it's getting to the point where only a Paul or Paul-lite candidacy will enthuse me and make me stop self-servicing long enough to go vote.

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 05, 2011 07:00 PM (H0dXA)

124

What if the heterosexual guy is holding the vegetable peeler?

You mean a "knife"?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:00 PM (c0A3e)

125 I did the same thing when I walked in the door tonight Tammy. Couldn't get outta my clothes fast enough.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 07:00 PM (3TjSM)

126 142 Some of us more dedicated morons never put them on in the first place.

I just got back from my workout. Had to wear pants of that. Oh and I was at Costco. Apparently you have to wear pants to shop there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 11:00 PM (YxBuk)

Pants fascists everywheres

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 07:01 PM (54F2e)

127 Is it safe?

Posted by: toby928™ at May 05, 2011 07:02 PM (GTbGH)

128 Pants fascists everywheres.

Then come to our store, friend. Here, pants are optional...

Posted by: Greeter at Wallmart at May 05, 2011 07:02 PM (c0A3e)

129 I have discovered the super secret ONT.

I can now die happy.

....

Or at the very least go to bed.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:02 PM (CA2NO)

130 67

Correct pooping technique isn't really as important as, well, pooping.

Posted by: JR at May 05, 2011 07:02 PM (mXwtg)

131 Pants fascists everywheres

They must be overthrown!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:03 PM (YxBuk)

132 Zero souls x infinity still equals zero souls. Jus'sayin.

How many times do I have to remind all y'all, gingers have souls. Not our own or anything, but we do have them.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 07:03 PM (sf+iw)

133 How many times do I have to remind all y'all, gingers have souls. Not our own or anything, but we do have them.

They are a worthy offering to the Dark Gods though. I prefer Khorne.

Posted by: Greeter at Wallmart at May 05, 2011 07:04 PM (c0A3e)

134 I posted more times last night in 1 thread than i think i ever have before. and that was about 4-5 posts in the thread talking about the downed helicopter before the ONT. And yes this is my first seckrit ont. But ive been an avid reader for quite some time.

Posted by: helofixer at May 05, 2011 07:04 PM (i+XTG)

135 How many times do I have to remind all y'all, gingers have souls. Not our own or anything, but we do have them.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 11:03 PM (sf+iw)

Yeah that's a common misconception. It's also why even gingers are not safe from Rum.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2011 07:05 PM (pAlYe)

136 I cannot abide wearing anything below the waist for any longer than necessary.

Posted by: MissTammy at May 05, 2011 10:58 PM (SsG4J)

How you doin?

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 05, 2011 07:05 PM (FIDMq)

137 How many times do I have to remind all y'all, gingers have souls. Not our own or anything, but we do have them.
Posted by: alexthechick

Correct. I keep them in a special jar with toenail clippings by my bed. It soothes me. Bwhahahahaah.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 07:05 PM (3TjSM)

138 Okay, here's my question. I have dark blond hair that, in most natural lighting, appears copper red. Am I a ginger, or merely unfortunate?

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:05 PM (CA2NO)

139 Delurking done--what's next?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 05, 2011 07:06 PM (KmWTt)

140 Wait, this isn't the He-Man Woman Hater's ThreadÂ®?

Posted by: goozer at May 05, 2011 07:06 PM (vQcKN)

141 Delurking done--what's next?

Take your pants off, duh.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 07:06 PM (sf+iw)

142 167 Delurking done--what's next?

Take your pants off, duh.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 11:06 PM (sf+iw)

And hide your soul. It's a thing we do.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:07 PM (CA2NO)

143 So the ONT has lured us away from the main body of morons and asked us to disrobe. Nothing menacing about tha.......

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at May 05, 2011 07:08 PM (JKX4x)

144 so if I'm at a public place, I don't have to take my pants off, do I?
or is the 'no pants' rule only applicable to the moronettes?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 07:08 PM (QAJGa)

145 I have de-lurked.
I am now re-luking.

Posted by: xplodeit at May 05, 2011 07:08 PM (+1Euz)

146 165 Delurking done--what's next?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 05, 2011 11:06 PM (KmWTt)

Give me your soul.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:08 PM (YxBuk)

147 that should be re-lurking

Posted by: xplodeit at May 05, 2011 07:09 PM (+1Euz)

148 Oh and don't forget to post an occasional comment or two on the regular ONT so the others don't get suspicious.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2011 07:09 PM (pAlYe)

149 Take your pants off, duh.

Do not follow such poisonous advice! Armor must always be worn, as it is better to expect war in all things.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:09 PM (c0A3e)

150 177
Now that's just mean CDR.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2011 07:10 PM (3TjSM)

151 I found the super secret overnight thread!!! Is it as disgusting as the regular overnight thread?

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at May 05, 2011 07:10 PM (eCBDj)

152

OooooOo stuff blowing up.

Shame we are not allowed to see Osama all blowed up.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 05, 2011 07:10 PM (2vLZo)

153 176 Oh and don't forget to post an occasional comment on the regular ONT so others don't get suspicious.

Do you have to put your pants back on first?

All these new rules to learn . . .

Posted by: filbert at May 05, 2011 07:10 PM (smvTK)

154

164 Okay, here's my question. I have dark blond hair that, in most natural lighting, appears copper red. Am I a ginger, or merely unfortunate?

Why would you think that is unfortunate? You want to be boring?

Posted by: dagny at May 05, 2011 11:08 PM (xFzMV)

No no, but it gets incredibly difficult trying to figure out what to put on my driver's license application every time I have to renew. "Dammit, is it blond? Red? Sir, what do you think? Is my hair blond or red? Reddish-blond? Blondish-Red? Oh hell, I'll go with umber."

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:11 PM (CA2NO)

155 Dear Seal Team 6,

My offer to let you explore this little cave I own, still stands.

That is all

Posted by: momma at May 05, 2011 07:11 PM (penCf)

156 179 Am I a ginger, or merely unfortunate?

Freckles or no?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 07:12 PM (54F2e)

157

When you absolutely positively have to De-Lurk!

Yahoo Groups!

Posted by: MisterMoney at May 05, 2011 07:12 PM (wN82N)

158 Do you have to put your pants back on first?

Safety first, who knows what those windowlickers have gotten on the intertubes.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 07:12 PM (sf+iw)

159 Ron Paul!111!! Heroin for everybody!11!!1

Posted by: Clubber Lang at May 05, 2011 07:13 PM (QcFbt)

160 Do you have to put your pants back on first?

All these new rules to learn . . .

Posted by: filbert at May 05, 2011 11:10 PM (smvTK)

Pants are only worn by those M&Ms steeped in decadence. Or who are facing a three strikes violation if they wander around naked at the local 'net cafe again.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:13 PM (CA2NO)

161

De-lurked

De-pantsed

De-brassiered

Posted by: Marybel at May 05, 2011 07:14 PM (Hic+o)

162 Pants are only worn by those M&Ms steeped in decadence.

Uh, no. There's usually an inverse correlation between pant-wearing and decadence-engagin',

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:14 PM (c0A3e)

163 My lurk is no more. I really should post here more often, maybe venting my spleen on a regular basis will be good for me.

Posted by: Lone Marauder at May 05, 2011 07:14 PM (PzzvT)

164 186 179 Am I a ginger, or merely unfortunate?

Freckles or no?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 11:12 PM (54F2e)

In summer, yes. Yes so, so much.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:14 PM (CA2NO)

165 Its my first time here, so I'm de-lurking. Hi, I'm James, I'm a libertarian, and I wish they'd bathed Osama in pig's blood.

Posted by: James at May 05, 2011 07:15 PM (jdnd7)

166 Uh, no. There's usually an inverse correlation between pant-wearing and decadence-engagin', .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 11:14 PM (c0A3e)

I stand corrected!

(Does wearing gym shorts count as wearing pants? Questions...)

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:16 PM (CA2NO)

167 181 I found the super secret overnight thread!!! Is it as disgusting as the regular overnight thread?

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at May 05, 2011 11:10 PM (eCBDj)

That depends. Are you wearing pants?

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:17 PM (CA2NO)

168 The sekrit ONT smells like crotch. Just sayin.

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 05, 2011 07:17 PM (66pgZ)

169 Crap, every time I find a good relaxing beer drinking joint the word gets out and it gets popular and the next thing you know its filled with a bunch of posers and they start bringing in ferns.

And what happened to the damn Cheetah Girl Video game? I almost made it past the fruit bat licking level if it wasn't for that hobo with a shotgun.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 05, 2011 07:17 PM (IXLvN)

170 I don't want to be "brown" (dull)

Hey! Who you calling dull?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:17 PM (YxBuk)

171 >>De-lurked >>De-pantsed >>De-brassiered I will be in my bunk.

Posted by: Tushar at May 05, 2011 07:17 PM (PGSXB)

172 In summer, yes. Yes so, so much.

How you doin'?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 07:19 PM (sf+iw)

173 I should go make the spinach dip for the "illegal" potluck at work tomorrow...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:20 PM (YxBuk)

174 You think the regular ONT morons think we were raptured?

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 05, 2011 07:20 PM (ZUWaD)

175

Been there. Mine was auburn, then darkened so that it was brownish unless in the sunlight getting redder during the summer and now fading in places to blond. What color is it? Brownish auburn with blond highlights. Driver's license, I put red just because I don't want to be "brown" (dull) or "blond" (bleached/stupid/run of the mill).

Posted by: dagny at May 05, 2011 11:16 PM (xFzMV)

Sounds very familiar!

Auburn. Yeah, I like that. I always forget auburn. It sounds so intelligent, doesn't it? "What's your hair color?"

"Oh, it's auburn."

It sounds like I should be wandering around the Met making learned remarks about Roman frescos.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:20 PM (CA2NO)

176 delurking

Posted by: relurking delurker at May 05, 2011 07:21 PM (GfhFm)

177 208 You think the regular ONT morons think we were raptured?

No. The ascention begins on the 21st, didn't you read the informative pamphlet?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:21 PM (c0A3e)

178 Who's up for takeout from Angus' House of All Things Haggis?

*raises hand*

What? I like haggis.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:22 PM (YxBuk)

179 194 186 179 Am I a ginger, or merely unfortunate?

Freckles or no?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 11:12 PM (54F2e)

In summer, yes. Yes so, so much.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 11:14 PM (CA2NO)

You are a ginger then, but you are not unfortunate because gingers are teh hawt. Evil but hawt.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 07:22 PM (54F2e)

180 WTF? Is litttle charlie johnson here?

Posted by: maddogg at May 05, 2011 07:23 PM (CFKU5)

181 I'm either a worthy one or just OCD when it comes to reading blog posts. The latter is probably much more likely.

Posted by: cranky-d at May 05, 2011 07:23 PM (SVFOd)

182 You are a ginger then, but you are not unfortunate because gingers are teh hawt. Evil but hawt.

The evil is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 07:23 PM (sf+iw)

183 You are a ginger then, but you are not unfortunate because gingers are teh hawt. Evil but hawt.

The female gingers are.

The male gingers, as I can attest to, usually aren't.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:24 PM (c0A3e)

184 Coffee, exercise, and nose blowing increase risk of stroke

Posted by: filbert at May 05, 2011 07:25 PM (smvTK)

185 Delurking as requested

Posted by: MJDphillies at May 05, 2011 07:25 PM (BJKQ+)

186 Since they said I had to de-lurk, here I am. For those of you who know me on Facebook, I have escaped safely and have the speargun stashed someplace they won't be able to find it.

Posted by: Colonel32 at May 05, 2011 07:26 PM (dfQ4e)

187 Anybody seen the documentary "The Cartel"? I was watching it last night (pantsless of course). I highly recommend it. It is not about drugs. The cartel they are referring to is the school districts and the teachers unions.

Money quote from one of the people interviewed "the quality of the school district is inversely proportional to the number of Mercedes in the parking lots".

Go see it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 07:26 PM (54F2e)

188 207 I should go make the spinach dip for the "illegal" potluck at work tomorrow...

illegal? how do you have an 'illegal' potluck?

Posted by: John Belushius at May 05, 2011 07:26 PM (QAJGa)

189 222 You are a ginger then, but you are not unfortunate because gingers are teh hawt. Evil but hawt.

The female gingers are.

The male gingers, as I can attest to, usually aren't.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 11:24 PM (c0A3e)

Good gawd I wasn't responding to a dude was I???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 07:27 PM (54F2e)

190

You are a ginger then, but you are not unfortunate because gingers are teh hawt. Evil but hawt.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 11:22 PM (54F2e)

Aww. I've always wanted to try being evil! I'm not terribly good at it. Though I've been told I have a chilling evil glare.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:28 PM (CA2NO)

191 208 You think the regular ONT morons think we were raptured?

isn't the rapture for the people who have been like non-sinful?
this is the ONT after all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 07:29 PM (QAJGa)

192 I see here a perky passel of pantsless patronettes,

except there are still no damn links!

_{(I'll stop by and check again later)}

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2011 07:29 PM (ENKCw)

193 Good gawd I wasn't responding to a dude was I???

Muahahahaha! No, I'm sure MWR is a chick. But always be aware of that cardinal Internet rule - there are no wommens on the Internet!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:29 PM (c0A3e)

194

Good gawd I wasn't responding to a dude was I???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 11:27 PM (54F2e)

LOL! No, I am a chick. *nod*

But none of y'all get boobie pics from me. I'd never be able to fit them in the frame.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:30 PM (CA2NO)

195 illegal? how do you have an 'illegal' potluck?

One of my coworkers asked one of the bosses if we could have a potluck for Halloween last year. Boss said no and got an attitude about it. So since the bosses generally don't come in on Fridays, we're having our potluck tomorrow. (I know Halloween was months ago - it's the principle.)

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:30 PM (YxBuk)

196 Does this make 3 comments this year already?

Posted by: Ben Zeen (a pseudonym) at May 05, 2011 07:30 PM (vbOa4)

197 228 illegal? how do you have an 'illegal' potluck?
________

It's probably just an undocumented potluck.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 05, 2011 07:30 PM (6fER6)

198 De-lurking...

Thanks to all of you for giving this Oregonian some much-needed comic relief every day. It's tough living behind enemy lines.

Re-lurking, for now...

Posted by: aDuck at May 05, 2011 07:31 PM (sJfMO)

199

Pants are off. Where are the boobies?

Posted by: TomJW at May 05, 2011 07:31 PM (Li2G9)

200 Prince Harry, Shaun White, the actors who played the Weasley twins, Twilight vampire dude....and I know you, dear one, are major hawt!!!

Shaun White reminds me of Carrot Top. No go.

Prince Harry however...yum! The Weasley twins are okay too.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:32 PM (YxBuk)

201 41 De-lurking...

Thanks to all of you for giving this Oregonian some much-needed comic relief every day. It's tough living behind enemy lines.

Re-lurking, for now...

Posted by: aDuck at May 05, 2011 11:31 PM (sJfMO)

There there, aDuck. You are among friends here. We redstaters-at-heart stuck in blue states have to stick together.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:32 PM (CA2NO)

202 165 Delurking done--what's next? Posted by: Northernlurker at May 05, 2011 11:06 PM (KmWTt) Give me your soul. Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 11:08 PM (YxBuk) Don't worry Northern, when Rum takes your soul it doesn't hurt.........too much. A healthy slug of bourbon helps. 'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2011 07:35 PM (9Lm5R)

203

LOL! No, I am a chick. *nod*

But none of y'all get boobie pics from me. I'd never be able to fit them in the frame.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 11:30 PM (CA2NO)

Its OK I have a really huge monitor

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 07:35 PM (54F2e)

204 243 Prince Harry, Shaun White, the actors who played the Weasley twins, Twilight vampire dude....and I know you, dear one, are major hawt!!!

Shaun White reminds me of Carrot Top. No go.

Prince Harry however...yum! The Weasley twins are okay too.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 11:32 PM (YxBuk)

Shaun White is too much like a goofy younger brother to me. He's cute in that way.

Prince Harry is easy on the eyes, no doubt.

The Weasley Twins? YES PLEASE. *fanning self*

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:35 PM (CA2NO)

205 Serving the meals that ordinary Americans won't serve.

Posted by: Undocumented Potlucks at May 05, 2011 07:35 PM (QAJGa)

206 Prince Harry, Shaun White, the actors who played the Weasley twins, Twilight vampire dude....and I know you, dear one, are major hawt!!!

LOL! Oh...hehehee. My Diet A&W almost saturated my computer screen.

While you are misguided in this matter, I appreciate the flattery. I shall make a prayer to the Ruinous Powers on your behalf, perhaps they shall smile upon you with favor.

/Bonus points to whomever gets that reference.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:35 PM (c0A3e)

207 Prince Harry however.

He does believe in the pantsless rule.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 07:36 PM (sf+iw)

208

Pants to zero.

Copy.

Posted by: CoolHand at May 05, 2011 07:37 PM (24l2A)

209 Oh, and before anyone goes all Tommy DeVito on me, I appreciate the analysis, opinion, and smart military blogging too!

Posted by: aDuck at May 05, 2011 07:37 PM (sJfMO)

210 when Rum takes your soul it doesn't hurt.........too much.

I've improved my technique. You should have seen the first soul taking I did...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:37 PM (YxBuk)

211 how do you have an 'illegal' potluck? Betcha Rum's boss doesn't know what a potluck is. Probably thought they were asking for a 420 party.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2011 07:38 PM (9Lm5R)

212 They are debating about allowing potlucks at my workplace....worries about food safety, don'tcha know.

Posted by: MissTammy at May 05, 2011 11:35 PM (SsG4J)

Oh, pfft. That's such a silly excuse. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts and I've survived plenty of potlucks. Anyone with a food allergy is either smart enough to avoid foods that might trigger them, or too dumb to have a job (outside of a union job shop).

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:38 PM (CA2NO)

213 Fnurt sqwak, eep merp merp merp. http://www.gpnc.org/Sounds/beaver.wav

Posted by: Delurking Beaver at May 05, 2011 07:38 PM (oDUHp)

214 I am in a T-shirt and underwear within 5 seconds of walking in the door. I cannot abide wearing anything below the waist for any longer than necessary.

Posted by: MissTammy at May 05, 2011 10:58 PM (SsG4J)

I broke the glass in my hand. Going to the ER now.

Posted by: TomJW at May 05, 2011 07:38 PM (Li2G9)

215 Betcha Rum's boss doesn't know what a potluck is. Probably thought they were asking for a 420 party.

Heh, I wish she was that kind of dumb. She's a church lady so she for sure knows what potlucks are. I don't know why she was so against them at work. She was just really bitchy about it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:39 PM (YxBuk)

216 Delurk aye.

Posted by: BK at May 05, 2011 07:39 PM (42KWU)

217 I've improved my technique. You should have seen the first soul taking I did... The proper tools help, I'm sure. Soul-stealing with a can of Sterno, a length of PVC pipe and a Salad Shooter would really sting.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2011 07:40 PM (9Lm5R)

218

Posted by: BK at May 05, 2011 11:39 PM (42KWU)

You?!? You're either the fluorescent substrate I sometimes work with or that fiend from Burger King.

Just kidding. Welcome!

/Seriously, the one bioactive molecule I work with is abbreviated BK+ - it is a bradykinin analogue.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:41 PM (c0A3e)

219 261 Betcha Rum's boss doesn't know what a potluck is. Probably thought they were asking for a 420 party.

Heh, I wish she was that kind of dumb. She's a church lady so she for sure knows what potlucks are. I don't know why she was so against them at work. She was just really bitchy about it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 11:39 PM (YxBuk)

I think you just outed your boss as a shitty cook.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 07:41 PM (54F2e)

220 Busted! Sacrerd honor compels me to reveal that I am a complete thread lurker. I don't comment though as the required male uniform causes me to itch and the Value Rite gives me gas.

Posted by: Panhandler at May 05, 2011 07:42 PM (aGm3W)

221 261 Betcha Rum's boss doesn't know what a potluck is. Probably thought they were asking for a 420 party.

Heh, I wish she was that kind of dumb. She's a church lady so she for sure knows what potlucks are. I don't know why she was so against them at work. She was just really bitchy about it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 11:39 PM (YxBuk)

Possibly she has bad memories of the last potluck she attended, when everyone else ate all the shrimp on the shrimp platter and she didn't get to have ANY.

That kind of experience, it leaves a wound. A deep, deep wound.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:42 PM (CA2NO)

222 Possibly she has bad memories of the last potluck she attended, when everyone else ate all the shrimp on the shrimp platter and she didn't get to have ANY.

Heh. She can have my shrimp. That stuff makes me break out in hives.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:43 PM (YxBuk)

223 De-lurking. I have to reiterate aDuck's comment, only I'm in California. Sigh. Fun story, I was evaluating a school today, and the teachers were complaining about not having the ability to suspend a kid without running it through a bureaucracy first, not 15 minutes after they discussed striking during a school day and calling Cali reps to put pressure on them to raise taxes. It's like they don't even understand the wages of liberalism.

Posted by: mrmmosh at May 05, 2011 07:43 PM (Xn0WL)

224 Does she just know about potluck-potlucks or the sine qua non of potlucks: the every-dish-uses-cream-of-mushroom-soup potluck?

Ah a fellow Baptist! As I told all the Catholics I ussed to work with, we Baptists have one sacrament, the potluck dinner.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 05, 2011 07:44 PM (sf+iw)

225 271 De-lurking. I have to reiterate aDuck's comment, only I'm in California. Sigh.

Fun story, I was evaluating a school today, and the teachers were complaining about not having the ability to suspend a kid without running it through a bureaucracy first, not 15 minutes after they discussed striking during a school day and calling Cali reps to put pressure on them to raise taxes. It's like they don't even understand the wages of liberalism.

Posted by: mrmmosh at May 05, 2011 11:43 PM (Xn0WL)

Watch "The Cartel". I posted about it earlier. Good documentary about the shit stains that control our public schools.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 07:46 PM (54F2e)

226 I think they mean more like undercooked food, less-than-ideal container washing practices, etc.

It's BS, anyway you look at it, though.

Posted by: MissTammy at May 05, 2011 11:40 PM (SsG4J)

Ahhhh, of course! That makes sense. Though I think it's hard to undercook anything in a crock pot, which seems to be the de rigeur cooking implement employed by most potlucks.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:46 PM (CA2NO)

227 Potentially very big. Hmm...needs more confirmation though.

Arab TV reportedly says Supreme Leader Khameini has asked Iran's President Ahmadinejad to step down - examiner.com http://exm.nr/j8fcDw

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:47 PM (c0A3e)

228 3 See, that's the problem with secret clubs - nobody's in them.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 10:07 PM (6neGz)

You calling me a nobody P.E.?

FYI... took a wedge and hit some balls for 4 holes as I walked along the course I live on this evening. Got rained on but the arm felt not horrible.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 05, 2011 07:47 PM (QQztO)

229 Heh, I wish she was that kind of dumb. She's a church lady so she for sure knows what potlucks are. I don't know why she was so against them at work. She was just really bitchy about it.

We almost lost the ability to have pot-lucks. Several years ago another dept had one, and the next 2 days everyone was out with food poisoning. Whole dept basically closed. Admins had a confab about no more pot-lucks. They've crept back over time and administration has turned a blind eye our obvious flaunting of the rule.

Posted by: some wench at May 05, 2011 07:48 PM (bqjJT)

230 255 when Rum takes your soul it doesn't hurt.........too much.

I've improved my technique. You should have seen the first soul taking I did...

Meh. I'm immune after finding out that "'til death do us part" can be taken as a suggestion by the other party. Twice. I'm sticking with Ecc. 7:26 these days...

...but I still love teh bewbs. What was that about a double-minded man again? : )

Posted by: goozer at May 05, 2011 07:48 PM (vQcKN)

231 Watch "The Cartel". I posted about it earlier. Good documentary about the shit stains that control our public schools. Otherwise known as Season 4 of "The Wire".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2011 07:48 PM (9Lm5R)

232 Jeebus - AndrewsDad, that you? On an ONT?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 07:48 PM (6neGz)

233 278 Potentially very big. Hmm...needs more confirmation though.

Arab TV reportedly says Supreme Leader Khameini has asked Iran's President Ahmadinejad to step down - examiner.com http://exm.nr/j8fcDw

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 11:47 PM (c0A3e)

Dang it, Kratos, why are you posting things like that as I'm getting ready to hit the hay? How can I sleep now? Harumph!

That said... WOW. If that's true, it would be HUGE.

Posted by: MWR at May 05, 2011 07:52 PM (CA2NO)

234 Happily no one's bringing anything involving cream of mushroom tomorrow. Well, afaik anyway. My spinach artichoke dip is pretty much spinach, artichoke hearts, cheese, sour cream and cream cheese. Can't really go wrong there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 07:53 PM (YxBuk)

235 286 Wonder if the crazy iranians are making way for the 12th imam or whatever or whether imanutjob got too powerful for the bearded clerics.

That is very possible. I was even worried at one point that Khameini himself was getting into the 12th Imam mindset. He's dangeous, but a "12th-er" Khameini is even more dangerous.

Now we'll see how much sway A-jad has over the Revolutionary Guards, if this story is true. We'll see in a few hours.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:54 PM (c0A3e)

236 Yea, the kid is with the crazy ex and the fiances kids are.... not sure where. Just put an ad on CL earlier this evening for our rental and was checking to see if there are any responses yet... 2!

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 05, 2011 07:55 PM (QQztO)

237 My spinach artichoke dip is pretty much spinach, artichoke hearts, cheese, sour cream and cream cheese. Can't really go wrong there.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 07:56 PM (QAJGa)

238 287 Happily no one's bringing anything involving cream of mushroom tomorrow. Well, afaik anyway. My spinach artichoke dip is pretty much spinach, artichoke hearts, cheese, sour cream and cream cheese. Can't really go wrong there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 11:53 PM (YxBuk)

I thought I was the only one who hated stuff cooked with cream of mushroom soup in it. Who started the trend anyway? They are to be held responsible for countless shitty dinners.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 07:58 PM (54F2e)

239 So, also on drudge, oil has fallen below $100/barrel. so when will gas prices follow? they are at $3.85/gallon here in Missouri and I'm not even in some loopy blue state.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 07:58 PM (QAJGa)

240 hmmm

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at May 05, 2011 07:58 PM (TLzjV)

241 Rum can you post your recipe for the spinach artichoke dip?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 07:58 PM (QAJGa)

242 292 Weasel Zip was saying this afternoon tha tthe Ayotollah is accusing his supporters of sorcery or something....

I think wanting to summon up the 12th Imam from that well in Qoom does count as necromancy.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 07:59 PM (c0A3e)

243 Gas prices never fall as fast as they rise. Im in south Louisiana, real close to the tap so to speak and I saw 3.85 here as well. Almost an 8% drop today...bet gas prices wont go down 8% anytime soon.

Posted by: helofixer at May 05, 2011 08:00 PM (i+XTG)

244 hmm dueling ONTs

Posted by: The Dude at May 05, 2011 08:01 PM (Ig1Wo)

245 so, good news: I am this --> <--- close to getting a house
owner made a counter-offer, even their counter-offer falls within my range of what I can afford, this is really good

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:02 PM (QAJGa)

246 'Rons can haz boobehz??????!!!!! I

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2011 08:04 PM (hzq6Z)

247 301 so, good news: I am this --> <--- close to getting a house
owner made a counter-offer, even their counter-offer falls within my range of what I can afford, this is really good

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2011 12:02 AM (QAJGa)

Don't let the seller provide their inspector, pay for your own inspector. I speak from experience on this.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 08:04 PM (54F2e)

248 Ooog. Is it Friday yet?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2011 08:05 PM (kaalw)

249 Don't let the seller provide their inspector, pay for your own inspector. I speak from experience on this.

oh definitely - I'm going to get my own inspector

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:05 PM (QAJGa)

250 Momentary de lurk, s'up Morons, and back to my paper on Open Source. Have I mentioned that college sucks?

Posted by: Militant Bibliophile at May 05, 2011 08:05 PM (WKOe/)

251 Good deal, chemjeff.

A associate prof just left my lab to take a job in NC. Unfortunately, she was unable to sell her house in PA before she left, so she has two mortgages to pay. At least she has people renting her place here and she thinks she can coerce them to buy the home.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 08:06 PM (c0A3e)

252 Sorcery! Isolationism! Free silver!

(Bonus points if you can name the book from which this came.)

Posted by: ya2daup at May 06, 2011 12:02 AM (/h8IG)

Though my mind comes to one of Glen Cook's Garrett PI books, I have to say it was Neuromancer

Posted by: The Dude at May 05, 2011 08:06 PM (Ig1Wo)

253 305 'Rons can haz boobehz??????!!!!! I

Most of them can. I will refrain, thank you very much,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 08:07 PM (c0A3e)

254 it's a great house - the upstairs has this little private bedroom/bathroom area, it has a big basement - not finished (yet), it has great hardwood floors on the main floor, it has a formal dining room, it has a little mini-deck, it has a smallish yard which is GOOD because I hate mowing - it is 3 bedrooms, 2 bath - and it is only about $100K

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:07 PM (QAJGa)

255 308 Don't let the seller provide their inspector, pay for your own inspector. I speak from experience on this.

oh definitely - I'm going to get my own inspector

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2011 12:05 AM (QAJGa)

If I knew then what I know now, I would have never taken anyone's word for anything. I suggest not only getting your own inspector but crawl into every nook and cranny yourself too.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 08:07 PM (54F2e)

256 If I knew then what I know now, I would have never taken anyone's word for anything. I suggest not only getting your own inspector but crawl into every nook and cranny yourself too.

oh yeah I'm going to demand to be present when the inspector does the inspecting

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:08 PM (QAJGa)

257 Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2011 12:07 AM (QAJGa)

Wow, sounds great chemjeff! Hope you get it.

Posted by: Theresa D at May 05, 2011 08:09 PM (QG9xp)

258 Most of them can. I will refrain, thank you very much, More for everyone else!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2011 08:10 PM (hzq6Z)

259 Okay, the Iran stuff? We live in interesting times.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 08:10 PM (6neGz)

260 the only real downside is that the seller's disclosure says vaguely that the basement "gets damp in the summer" so I hope that is not a sign of bigger problems - and it is an old-ish house so I hope it doesn't mean that something big is going to fail soon

oh, and it comes with all the appliances, and they are all fairly new - the kitchen is great too, it's somewhat open with lots of counter and cabinet space

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:11 PM (QAJGa)

261 318 Okay, the Iran stuff? We live in interesting times.

That is a Chinese curse, one that could have potentially been avoided wrt Iran had several Presidents taken definitive action against that nation (I will blame Bush to a degree, but he was crippled politically by that awful 2007 NIE and couldn't launch any kind of strike).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 08:13 PM (c0A3e)

262 The "public" ONT is catchin up to us

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 08:14 PM (54F2e)

263 even in videogames, getting the Brewers to .500 is a herculean task

Posted by: The Dude at May 05, 2011 08:15 PM (Ig1Wo)

264 The "public" ONT is catchin up to us

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 06, 2011 12:14 AM (54F2e)

I didn't know we were running away from them. I thought we were just hiding from them.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 08:15 PM (6neGz)

265 Delurk! Reactivating lurking cloak...

Posted by: Mr. Right at May 05, 2011 08:15 PM (vE11g)

266 the only real downside is that the seller's disclosure says vaguely that the basement "gets damp in the summer" so I hope that is not a sign of bigger problems - and it is an old-ish house so I hope it doesn't mean that something big is going to fail soon

oh, and it comes with all the appliances, and they are all fairly new - the kitchen is great too, it's somewhat open with lots of counter and cabinet space

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2011 12:11 AM (QAJGa)

That could just be condensation from all the humidity there, you should talk to the inspector about it.

Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2011 08:16 PM (MtwBb)

267 The "public" ONT is catchin up to us
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 06, 2011 12:14 AM (54F2e)

Wasn't me. I ain't no snitch, 'cuz 'snitches gets stitches.'

Posted by: Theresa D at May 05, 2011 08:17 PM (QG9xp)

268 Wonder if GregInSeattle will find us... hmmm.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 08:20 PM (6neGz)

269 326 The "public" ONT is catchin up to us
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 06, 2011 12:14 AM (54F2e)

Wasn't me. I ain't no snitch, 'cuz 'snitches gets stitches.'

Posted by: Theresa D at May 06, 2011 12:17 AM (QG9xp)

atswha-imsayin yowmsayin?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 08:21 PM (54F2e)

270 319 the only real downside is that the seller's disclosure says vaguely that the basement "gets damp in the summer"

Could be why they never finished the basement. It costs around $5-15k to have a basement moisture abatement system put in. Basically, they jackhammer a trench all around the basement inside walls and put in drain pipes, which are then tied into the sump.

I have a buddy that used to sell the systems.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2011 08:21 PM (ENKCw)

271 I have a buddy that used to sell the systems.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2011 12:21 AM (ENKCw)

If it was leaking though it would do it year round.

Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2011 08:23 PM (MtwBb)

272 Basically, they jackhammer a trench all around the basement inside walls and put in drain pipes, which are then tied into the sump.

hmm this house doesn't have a sump pump though

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:23 PM (QAJGa)

273

329 319 the only real downside is that the seller's disclosure says vaguely that the basement "gets damp in the summer

You may be buying Greg's Mom's house....

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 05, 2011 08:24 PM (ZUWaD)

274 hmm this house doesn't have a sump pump though

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2011 12:23 AM (QAJGa)

is it a walkout basement?

Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2011 08:25 PM (MtwBb)

275 can you post your recipe for the spinach artichoke dip?

Sure! Here you go:

Spinach Artichoke Dip

1 box frozen spinach
1 can artichoke hearts (in water), chopped
1 cup whipped cream cheese
1/2 cup sour cream
1 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese

Preheat over to 325Âº. Thaw and drain spinach. (Squeeze out as much water from the spinach as you can.) Mix all in an oven-safe dish. Salt and pepper to taste.* Sprinkle any extra shredded cheese on top. Bake for 20 minutes or until the top is golden brown.

*I find it doesn't really need salt and pepper but that's just me.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 08:25 PM (YxBuk)

276 is it a walkout basement?

no - but it has a garage

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:26 PM (QAJGa)

277 Rum thank you! I think I will make that

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:27 PM (QAJGa)

278 no - but it has a garage

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2011 12:26 AM (QAJGa)

so your basement floor is higher than the street ?

Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2011 08:27 PM (MtwBb)

279 When I delurk I make bad links
link test

Posted by: kurtilator at May 05, 2011 08:28 PM (juh4Z)

280 If you combine both ONTs we're close to you know what.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 08:28 PM (6neGz)

281 312 305 'Rons can haz boobehz??????!!!!! I

Most of them can. I will refrain, thank you very much, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 06, 2011 12:07 AM (c0A3e)

Dibs on Kratos' boobehz!!!!!

Er, wait.....that's not remotely.....

Ewwww.....

Hiya, Kratos, how're those metal ions doin'?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2011 08:29 PM (kaalw)

282 so your basement floor is higher than the street ?

It's a little bit lower than the street. The garage opens up to the alley in the back.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:30 PM (QAJGa)

283 The garage opens up to the alley in the back. That'll be handy for the hobo hunting.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2011 08:31 PM (hzq6Z)

284 hmm this house doesn't have a sump pump though

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2011 12:23 AM (QAJGa)

Those can be added too during the installation -- of course the price goes towards the higher end then.

I'm just letting you know that fixes exist, but they ain't cheap.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2011 08:31 PM (ENKCw)

285 Now!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 05, 2011 08:32 PM (6neGz)

286 bzzt sorry Editor

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:33 PM (QAJGa)

287 Jura V qryhex, V znxr sbhy fzryyf.

Posted by: Flounder at May 05, 2011 08:33 PM (Kkt/i)

288 Iran wouldnot beas much ofa problem ifthe first time they started messing around in Iraq and the 'stan, agitating Mookie and supplying arms, bad shit had started happening tothe Revolutionary Guard, Quods Force and other folk's middle leadership and logistical tails.

late night explosions, mystery car crashes, damaged infrastructure, etc, all without a public word on our part...

after all, what's the point of having stealth if we don't use it?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 05, 2011 08:33 PM (d1FhN)

289 324 Delurk!
Reactivating lurking cloak...
__________

Working as intended.

Posted by: Blizzard at May 05, 2011 08:35 PM (6fER6)

290 Ola sooper sekrit Morons and Ettes the lake is now 103.1 another new record level within two weeks. Snow a possibility tonight..

Posted by: beanervt at May 05, 2011 08:36 PM (KZLoo)

291 It's a little bit lower than the street. The garage opens up to the alley in the back.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 06, 2011 12:30 AM (QAJGa)

Your footing drains probably tie into a storm drain in the alley then. If you have a garage door into your basement that will let humid air into it in the summer. The dampness is probably condensation if it isn't damp in winter spring and fall. If it leaks it will do it everytime it rains not just in the summer.

You can probably buy a dehumidifier and get rid of the dampness.

That's my expert opinion from what I can see over the intertubes, have your inspector check it out and question the homeowner. As them if it leaks.

Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2011 08:36 PM (MtwBb)

292

So, is this where all the cool people are?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 05, 2011 08:36 PM (d0Tfm)

293 hey, ace is competing with boobehz? And WINNING????!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2011 08:37 PM (hzq6Z)

294

Dibs on Kratos' boobehz!!!!!

Er, wait.....that's not remotely.....

Ewwww.....

Well they are a solid B+...., no, no, scratch that!

I never thought I'd see that combination of words with my sn though, oh Great Kathulu

Metal ions? Oh, busy chelating after I add the appropriate inhibitor to quench my reactions.

How's the whole subjugation of the human race going?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 08:37 PM (c0A3e)

295 De-lurking for a moment to wave hi and then go back to work.

*waves hi*

Atlas is going to shrug one of these days.

-J

Posted by: I'm just joshin... at May 05, 2011 08:37 PM (TeGh9)

296 okay time to go home

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2011 08:38 PM (QAJGa)

297 That'll be handy for the hobo hunting.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2011 12:31 AM (hzq6Z)

haha, and when he cloroforms some of the girls at applebees he can bring them home through the alley.

Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2011 08:38 PM (MtwBb)

298 bye chemjeff

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2011 08:42 PM (hzq6Z)

299

How's the whole subjugation of the human race going?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 06, 2011 12:37 AM (c0A3e)

It's going reasonably well. Mostly, I'm busy preparing for our trip to Russia.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2011 08:43 PM (kaalw)

300 Is this some sort of time space continuum thing? Do we need a flux capacitor?

Posted by: booger at May 05, 2011 08:43 PM (9RFH1)

301 was there a pudding fight earlier?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2011 08:44 PM (hzq6Z)

302 Who's up for another game of Name That Religion?

A devout ______ tracked his step-daughter over four states to murder her for bringing dishonour on her family, according to police.

Rahim Alfetlawi, 45, followed 20-year-old Jessica Mokdad to her grandmotherÂ’s home in Warren, Michigan, and shot his step-daughter in the head.

Alfetlawi gave himself in to police, claiming the gun went off by accident when he pulled it out.

I blanked out the religion.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2011 08:45 PM (ENKCw)

303 Where boobie pics?

Posted by: gp at May 05, 2011 08:46 PM (bqkg0)

304

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2011 12:45 AM (ENKCw)

Pentacostal?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 05, 2011 08:48 PM (YxBuk)

305 Where boobie pics? Cough sunday nite ont cough

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2011 08:48 PM (hzq6Z)

306 It's going reasonably well. Mostly, I'm busy preparing for our trip to Russia. Good to know. Hope your preparations are going well. When are you going? I'm guessing this is for pleasure?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 08:49 PM (c0A3e)

307

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2011 12:45 AM (ENKCw)

Those damned Presbyterians again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 05, 2011 08:49 PM (d0Tfm)

308 But, I don't know how to de-lurk.

Posted by: Mad Saint Jack at May 05, 2011 08:49 PM (KbBZK)

309 Definitely a wiccan. dirty pagans.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2011 08:49 PM (hzq6Z)

310

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2011 12:45 AM (ENKCw)

Those damn Amishists again! btw, AmishDude has been conspicuously absent.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 08:50 PM (c0A3e)

311 363 Where boobie pics?

(_*) (_*)

Posted by: beanervt at May 05, 2011 08:55 PM (KZLoo)

312 371 Well, I'm back. Didn't mean to be, but I'm bored. Entertain me.

Goodfellas: "Funny how? Do I amuse you?"

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 08:57 PM (c0A3e)

313 OK, 'rons 'n 'ettes, I gotta crawl up in the attic in the morning and work on this A/C system. Therefore, I must bid y'all a fond adieu.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 05, 2011 08:58 PM (d0Tfm)

314 Good to know. Hope your preparations are going well. When are you going? I'm guessing this is for pleasure?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 06, 2011 12:49 AM (c0A3e)

We'll be there in a couple of weeks. It's one of those odd things.....last summer, there was an exhibition of works from the Musee d'Orsay in Paris that came to San Francisco. Unlike most traveling art exhibits -- where they clean out the attic and basement -- it wouldn't have cut into the d'Orsay's attendance for their main works to be elsewhere, 'cause they had to severely gut the place and rebuild it and everyone inside had to have a hard-hat. So they sent the good stuff.

That got us thinking about some of the places we've been and things we've done. We've both been to the Louvre; B's been to the Prado while I haven't; we've been to the Uffizi and the NY Met....but there's always one you hear about but nobody ever goes to......

It's the largest art museum in the world, and by all accounts is spectacular, but it's not easy to get to and was closed off for many years -- the Hermitage in Saint Petersburg. So we decided to go.

You still need a visa. Everyone in the EU has a short form and $50. If you're from the US, UK, or Georgia, it's a two-pager and $140 -- mind you, they were bombing Georgia not so long ago and the relationship with the UK is still tainted with Polonium. To be lumped in similar company made me feel warm inside.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2011 08:59 PM (kaalw)

315

Posted by: sportsnmusic at May 05, 2011 09:02 PM (OQ1t6)

316 364 367 369 370 Nope. Thanks for playing. Vanna over there has a nice set of prayer rugs for you all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2011 09:02 PM (ENKCw)

317 376 Boobie fans, narrate this story ...
_________

This is the sooper sekrit ONT, perhaps it would be safe to mention that I got quite a start the other day when my brain connected up "72 raisins", Aisha, and a certain South Park episode.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 05, 2011 09:06 PM (6fER6)

318 *Puts a toe in. Shudders at the cold, dark, and dingy water. Takes a breath, jumps, and.... freezes time, turns around, and flies right back into the shadows. Sorry. Lurve the comments, (as with all moronsphere places I visit (++undead)), but just can't be interesting. The kids have taken all the brain cells and just won't give them back. (I don't know why. Heaven knows they're not using them.)

Posted by: sportsnmusic at May 05, 2011 09:06 PM (OQ1t6)

319 I joined this secret club and still no boobie pics? What's a guy gotta do to find boobies on the internet?

Posted by: Brisco_County at May 05, 2011 09:19 PM (XnIt1)

320 I was told lurkers have to post something....so here is something I guess.

Posted by: moma Editor at May 05, 2011 09:22 PM (6neGz)

321 Dear Lord, there's two Editors! Nooooooo!!!!

*insert Wilhelm scream*.

j/k, welcome to the soiree that your husband frequents.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 05, 2011 09:28 PM (c0A3e)

322 383 I was told lurkers have to post something....so here is something I guess.

Posted by: moma Editor at May 06, 2011 01:22 AM (6neGz)

You edit at the Museum Of Modern Art?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2011 09:29 PM (kaalw)

323 382 I joined this secret club and still no boobie pics? What's a guy gotta do to find boobies on the internet?

Posted by: Brisco_County at May 06, 2011 01:19 AM (XnIt1)

You don't find boobies on the internets...teh boobies find you.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 05, 2011 09:35 PM (54F2e)

324 Joining the de-lurking party.....I got nothing....proving once and for all why I remain in the shadows.

Posted by: Bull shark mounting Bin Laden at May 05, 2011 09:38 PM (XthHy)

325 So ME, level with us. Does PE help change your newborn's diapers as much as he tells us he does? Or is he feeding us a line? Is he changing them now?

Posted by: ya2daup at May 06, 2011 01:33 AM (/h8IG)

Not sure, but he did just change one.

Posted by: moma Editor at May 05, 2011 09:39 PM (6neGz)

326 Joining the de-lurking party.....I got nothing....proving once and for all why I remain in the shadows.

Posted by: Bull shark mounting Bin Laden at May 06, 2011 01:38 AM (XthHy)

*fist pump*

Posted by: moma Editor at May 05, 2011 09:42 PM (6neGz)

327 389 391 Thanks for delurking. To get the full benefit of delurking you must first remove your pants, then post pics of it to the thread.

This would explain why you are not achieving maximum satisfaction.

I hope this helps.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2011 09:49 PM (ENKCw)

328 Step one......check

Posted by: Bull shark mounting Bin Laden at May 05, 2011 09:53 PM (XthHy)

329 ok, time to finish laundry. enjoy your pantslesness all!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2011 09:57 PM (hzq6Z)

330 smells like teen squirrel

Posted by: drew at May 05, 2011 10:01 PM (W2oJF)

331 Pants off. But I had to go get a shoulder holster . . .

Am drinking martini no. 1. Speaking of martinis & bewbz: Martinis are like breasts. Two is just the right number.

Tho sometimes I have four. But never three, or five . . . that would be weird.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 05, 2011 10:07 PM (qC7ot)

332

I have my pants off, and my coworkers are looking at me. Not looking at me weird, really, because to be honest, it *is* Thursday...

Posted by: Chuck Z at May 05, 2011 10:13 PM (Ig+B0)

333

Ron Paul's $800,000 moneybomb is peanuts, by the way. Chocolate Jesus raised $650 million.

In comparrison, if Paul had a $800,000 moneybomb every day between now and 2 November 2012, He'd have about 2/3 that amount.

The iWon is simply going to buy this election.

Posted by: Chuck Z at May 05, 2011 10:16 PM (Ig+B0)

334 That Shatner is quite the mood setter.

Posted by: Bull shark now spooning Bin Laden; smoking cigarette at May 05, 2011 10:16 PM (XthHy)

335 Goodnight, morons.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 05, 2011 10:40 PM (7+pP9)

336 Wow, so this is AoS. its nice. um "snark"

Posted by: lurkerS at May 06, 2011 02:07 AM (FNHap)

337 delurking. Long time reader, first time poster. formerly of Augusta, GA. Recently arrived in LA (lower Alabama).

Posted by: gajoey at May 06, 2011 03:39 AM (EFerN)

338 I found it!

Welcome lurkers!

Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2011 05:21 AM (pW2o8)

339 Is there a form to fill out now that I've had my AoSHQ Lab safety right to know training,

or is just delurking sufficient proof?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 06, 2011 05:29 AM (tf9Ne)

340

Qr-yhexvat

Posted by: Cowboy at May 06, 2011 05:57 AM (ErWaM)

341 Or was Rot-13 not required?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 06, 2011 05:58 AM (ErWaM)

342 So ... my pants are off, my soul is hidden (I put the underwear back on) and ... I'm standing in an empty place in my underwear wondering why the room smells like bacon. I guess we're not called morons for nothing.

Posted by: VRWC Agent at May 06, 2011 09:26 PM (JXaAZ)

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