July 29, 2010
— Ace Worth it!
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Posted by: lorien1973 at July 29, 2010 12:39 PM (IhQuA)
O/T
Standing by awaiting the hilarious Emily Henochowicz jokes that are without a doubt related to the Rachel Corrie pancake joke., except Emily isn't flat.
Posted by: Fish at July 29, 2010 12:40 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: maddogg at July 29, 2010 12:41 PM (OlN4e)
Darth Vader got the whole cadence of the lines wrong (as well as a few words).
And, to keep it all political and topical-y, the Budweiser ad was in Spanish.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 29, 2010 12:41 PM (T0NGe)
Makes me pretty happy I drive to work every day.
I think I would have rather watched the guy making out with the chicken on the subway again.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 29, 2010 12:42 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: lorien1973 at July 29, 2010 12:42 PM (IhQuA)
'Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; 'Star Trek' can turn your brains to purée of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is 'Doctor Who!' And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or in a bunch to back it up!
Posted by: Harlan Ellison at July 29, 2010 12:43 PM (JNqU9)
Posted by: fozzy at July 29, 2010 12:44 PM (ccEuN)
Posted by: Vic at July 29, 2010 12:45 PM (/jbAw)
When Vader walks in... fantastic.
It also captures something unrelated about modern society: eveyone has a fucking flip camera. We have armies of people with cameras now.
Posted by: rdbrewer at July 29, 2010 12:46 PM (1DVez)
Posted by: rdbrewer at July 29, 2010 12:48 PM (1DVez)
Posted by: Rocks at July 29, 2010 12:48 PM (Q1lie)
Posted by: headhunt23 at July 29, 2010 12:49 PM (Q08aV)
Posted by: curious at July 29, 2010 12:50 PM (p302b)
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2010 12:50 PM (hjcrC)
Posted by: Timbo at July 29, 2010 12:50 PM (ph9vn)
If the stormtroopers were armed with charteuse ray guns the NYPD would have gunned them down,I'm thinking 300-400 rounds fired.
only if they were black storm troopers.
Posted by: Ben at July 29, 2010 12:52 PM (wuv1c)
Underground mass transit in NYC. In the Bay area its called BART, in Atlanta its called MARTA, in Chicago its called the "L".
Posted by: Vic at July 29, 2010 12:52 PM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Inclusive Urban at July 29, 2010 12:53 PM (XSlA+)
Posted by: curious at July 29, 2010 12:53 PM (p302b)
If true, then Harlan Ellison has no one to blame but himself as he wrote one of the classic eps of the original series: City on the Edge of Forever.
Posted by: Gene Rottenbury at July 29, 2010 12:53 PM (mAm+G)
Posted by: curious at July 29, 2010 12:55 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Ace at July 29, 2010 12:55 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 29, 2010 12:55 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2010 12:55 PM (hjcrC)
What's a subway?
It's an underground, moving urinal for homeless people.
Also, where every vigilante movie ever made is filmed.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 29, 2010 12:56 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2010 12:56 PM (UOM48)
That's disgustingly horrible....happy hour and the hors d'oeuvres were in my sights too.....
Posted by: curious at July 29, 2010 12:57 PM (p302b)
Okay... Well it's NEW TO ME!
'tis okay, Ace - we all know you don't read your own blog,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:57 PM (9hSKh)
What's a subway?
It's an underground, moving urinal for homeless people.
Also, where every vigilante movie ever made is filmed.
something accurately described by former Atlanta Braves pitcher John Rocker
Posted by: Ben at July 29, 2010 12:57 PM (wuv1c)
Sorry. Carry on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2010 12:58 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at July 29, 2010 12:59 PM (SfDpg)
Long long ago ( a couple of days)
On a blog far far way (Right here)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 29, 2010 01:00 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Karen Handel at July 29, 2010 01:01 PM (+sBB4)
The Japanese government on Thursday welcomed news that the a U.S. ambassador will for the first time attend the annual commemoration of the U.S. dropping an atomic bomb on Hiroshima in 1945.
The State Department announced that Ambassador John Roos would represent the U.S. at the August 6 event at the Hiroshima Peace Memorial, “to express respect for all of the victims of World War II.”
Asked why the gesture was being made at this time, spokesman Philip Crowley said, “At this particular point, we thought it was the right thing to do.”
Posted by: Dustoff at July 29, 2010 01:02 PM (f/lPF)
This sort of prank is awesome- I'd imagine that almost everyone there got a kick out of it and a neat story to tell.
I really can't stand the stupid Jackass / Sacha Cohen type of "pranks" where they're out to humiliate or goof on people just minding their own business or trying to be helpful. Every time I see one of those, I'm silently begging for them to get the shit beat out of them.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 29, 2010 01:03 PM (plsiE)
BTW: Imperial Storm Trooper. Worst. Troops. EVER. (And now made even worse by the revelation that they are all clones--SERIOUSLY? After all the screw ups no one thought to upgrade or gene splice or something?)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 29, 2010 01:04 PM (NvFZs)
Posted by: fozzy at July 29, 2010 01:05 PM (ccEuN)
squeee!
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2010 05:03 PM (UOM4
"
I remember you said yesterday that you were invited to a special meet and greet today. At that time you said either one who won the runoff would be fine. Do you still believe that?
Posted by: curious at July 29, 2010 01:05 PM (p302b)
OMG.... Not again!
The Japanese government on Thursday welcomed news that the a U.S. ambassador will for the first time attend the annual commemoration of the U.S. dropping an atomic bomb on Hiroshima in 1945.
The State Department announced that Ambassador John Roos would represent the U.S. at the August 6 event at the Hiroshima Peace Memorial, “to express respect for all of the victims of World War II.”
At Tom Hanks request.
soon he'll be sending someone to ground zero to remember all the victims of that man made disaster, including the 19 terrorists.
Posted by: Ben at July 29, 2010 01:05 PM (wuv1c)
According to Ellison his story was ruined.I'm pretty sure he is unhappy
There is absolutely nothing, NOTHING, that makes Harlan Ellison happy.
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at July 29, 2010 01:05 PM (rQTdM)
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 29, 2010 04:55 PM (DHNp4)
10+++.
Make that ELEVENTY!!!!!1!11!!!!!
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 29, 2010 01:06 PM (ZtwUX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2010 01:06 PM (UOM48)
Any day now, I'm expecting us to apologize for winning the war.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 29, 2010 01:06 PM (NvFZs)
This is one of the better pranks i've seen, creative too.
It's from France by a guy named Remi Gallard.
Posted by: Ben at July 29, 2010 01:07 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: ParisParamus at July 29, 2010 01:07 PM (7Pu9b)
Posted by: maddogg at July 29, 2010 01:07 PM (OlN4e)
Brings back fond memories of being seven months pregnant, and standing clinging to a fucking pole for twenty minutes while young male douchebags lounged on the seats.
Lazy.
Posted by: young male douchebag at July 29, 2010 01:08 PM (1DVez)
If I remember Star Wars cannon correctly, the ISTs were only clones until the end of the Clone Wars. After that, they were comprised of normal humans.
The ISTs might have fared a bit better in combat if they had better armor. One shot to the leg = death. And if they can be defeated by Ewoks in hand-to-hand combat...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:08 PM (9hSKh)
Posted by: NOW at July 29, 2010 01:09 PM (p302b)
Why the hell aren't my aos twitter updates working? It makes me miss shit damnit.
Posted by: Dunkirk at July 29, 2010 01:09 PM (kbHJ6)
Posted by: nine coconuts at July 29, 2010 01:10 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: ParisParamus at July 29, 2010 01:11 PM (7Pu9b)
and the greatest lie of all "you should buy this apartment cause you know the second avenue subway is coming and then you will be just two blocks from the subway."
Posted by: NOW at July 29, 2010 01:11 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2010 01:11 PM (UOM48)
I'm so glad that the experience was a good one. There is nothing like shaking someone's hand and looking them in the eye to get to really know who they are.
Posted by: NOW at July 29, 2010 01:12 PM (p302b)
Stupidity can always be compensated for by numbers. Smart troops can become an issue to a dictator for a lot of reasons. Besides all the best ones wear red robes.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 29, 2010 01:12 PM (0q2P7)
23 What's a subway?
It's a place where you get a sandwich and they don't spit on it, you're watching.
Find one!
http://tinyurl.com/3ctzwz
Posted by: Jarad at July 29, 2010 01:13 PM (2+9Yx)
In Bloomberg's New York? It's in a hunk of foie gras at Le Bernadin.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 29, 2010 01:14 PM (NvFZs)
Posted by: maddogg at July 29, 2010 01:15 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: rdbrewer at July 29, 2010 01:15 PM (1DVez)
and the greatest lie of all "you should buy this apartment cause you know the second avenue subway is coming and then you will be just two blocks from the subway."
Reminds me of mythical sign on wall behind bar:
FREE BEER TOMORROW.
Posted by: ParisParamus at July 29, 2010 01:16 PM (7Pu9b)
But yes, the lack of chivarly and decorum these day is disgusting.
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 05:14 PM (OWjjx)
Evident from the reaction I get when I hold the door for you when you are several steps away.....like, "hmmm, she's holding the door for me, does that mean I'm going to get robbed or something?" sometimes you get asked where you are from cause real nyer's don't hold door, dontcha know lol
Posted by: NOW at July 29, 2010 01:16 PM (p302b)
Because the hoi poloi are not allowed but drunk G'town undergrads are.
Our capital is a bizarre place.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 29, 2010 01:16 PM (NvFZs)
Cute funny, like, "Awww, the puppy fell on it's ass" funny.
Not like, say, "Hey, that big cat cold-cocked that tiny cat in the hat in the face!" funny. That's actually funny.
That tiny sucker got decked. Knocked that stupid hat right off him.
Posted by: Entropy at July 29, 2010 01:17 PM (IsLT6)
my first thought for a lam joke was "were they coming from the VA?"
Posted by: NOW at July 29, 2010 01:17 PM (p302b)
But yes, the lack of chivarly and decorum these day is disgusting.
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 05:14 PM (OWjjx)
Especially from me. If someone doesn't move their bag off the seat in a full car, it's on the floor.
Posted by: fozzy at July 29, 2010 01:17 PM (ccEuN)
So for God's sake don't tell everyone it's Moving African-Americans Rapidly Through Atlanta.
That's be RACIST!
True dat.
Posted by: Alvin, the candidate, not the chipmunk at July 29, 2010 01:19 PM (2+9Yx)
On the subway map, what color it the #6 train?
Posted by: rdbrewer at July 29, 2010 01:19 PM (1DVez)
Zero is sharing the podium with convicted drug frauds now. Perfect.
And she'll be appointed by Obma to be the top administrator for prescription drug benefits in 5...4...3...2...
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 29, 2010 01:20 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: rdbrewer
Everyone who had "88," please take your ticket to the window for payment.
Posted by: Corporate Obama shill at July 29, 2010 01:21 PM (e8YaH)
http://tinyurl.com/74xne
Posted by: Kemp at July 29, 2010 01:22 PM (2+9Yx)
I like Jared. He wants to give aides to all the children.
Granted, that joke is funnier if you say it out loud.
Posted by: Truman North at July 29, 2010 01:23 PM (e8YaH)
LOL, Jane the last time I road BART I had taken my wife out to CA to visit old friends and show her around my old hangouts. We spent a day walking around SF and took the BART back to Oakland to go to a restaurant I used to like there in Jack London Square.
Well we got off the BART at the station at the corner of Boradway and 14th street which is about 4 or 5 blocks from the square and we walking down the street toward the square when a bus came by which we got on.
The driver wanted to know what two white people were doing walking down Broadway after dark and if we were trying to commit suicide. This was around 1985. Things had changed a lot since I had left in 1977.
And the restaurant was no longer there and none of my old hangouts.
Posted by: Vic at July 29, 2010 01:27 PM (/jbAw)
You're now officially the very last person on the entire freaking planet to spot this video, which came out some 3.2 million views back.
Posted by: Dick at July 29, 2010 01:27 PM (LFmWh)
Posted by: oblig. at July 29, 2010 01:28 PM (x7Ao8)
You've clearly been convention staff when he was guest of honor!
Posted by: Dianna at July 29, 2010 01:33 PM (qrFCz)
Posted by: 11B40 at July 29, 2010 01:36 PM (mztY+)
I actually remember seeing one of the soldiers in white (sue me, I don't know what they're called - I've never seen Star Wars and never plan to) on the train. Alone. Not with any of the other guys. I just chalked it up to "New York weird" at the time and ignored him. Never thought it was part of something bigger.
Love it - thanks for posting.
Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at July 29, 2010 01:39 PM (tQ1PK)
Posted by: Another ignorant elected Dem at July 29, 2010 01:41 PM (HRnvS)
Posted by: Xander Crews at July 29, 2010 01:42 PM (HRnvS)
I actually remember seeing one of the soldiers in white (sue me, I don't know what they're called - I've never seen Star Wars and never plan to)
We don't take kindly to you sort around these parts.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 29, 2010 01:43 PM (plsiE)
He's still better than 85% of all other living science fiction authors.
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at July 29, 2010 01:44 PM (IkEhE)
I don't have a fucking clue, I am color blind. Pelham, remember the movie?
Here's a t-shirt to help cheer you up.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 29, 2010 01:44 PM (plsiE)
Is it so wrong to want that shirt?
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at July 29, 2010 01:46 PM (IkEhE)
I have never heard more racist rhetoric from the hosts or the callers in my life. If you substituted white people for the hosts and callers, Keith Oblerdouche would have 500 shows worth of racist commentary.
WTF?
20 years ago, I lived in a world where race didn't matter and everyone worked toward one common goal: success.
Listen to that XM/Sirius channel for more than an hour and you'll be arming yourself and buying ammo.
Nice work, Obama. Fucking asshole. You and Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and all those other fuckstain race baiting shitbags that LIVE to drive a wedge between Americans. Fuck you.
Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 01:47 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 29, 2010 01:47 PM (g4YJI)
Ms. Fitzgerald trusted the outsourced tech so much, what could go wrong. She never attempted contacting Dell again until Mr. Shaikh dropped her for another stooge literally at her expense.
They were extremely personal pictures intended only for her boyfriend.
"I couldn't find them on my computer and that made me nervous," said Fitzgerald. So she called Dell support for help with her new Dell computer and delicate problem. She was connected to a Dell support contractor in Mumbai, India named Riyaz Shaikh. "I trusted him. I trusted him because he was a Dell technician and I don't like the cyberworld, you're so vulnerable," said Fitzgerald. She gave the technician permission to access her computer remotely and watched as he found the pictures and downloaded them. Dell has not issued a formal response to Fitzgerald's claims. She says she has contacted an attorney and is considering legal action against Dell.
Posted by: maverick muse at July 29, 2010 01:47 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at July 29, 2010 01:48 PM (rQTdM)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
I thought as much, too.
Posted by: maverick muse at July 29, 2010 01:50 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: maverick muse at July 29, 2010 01:51 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs"
I get tired of him; I know I'm going to hate his main character, and I know his point is going to be a downer.
Still, he can write.
Posted by: Dianna at July 29, 2010 01:51 PM (qrFCz)
Yoda is not wise. He's full of platitudes and fortune cookie savoir faire. Just listen to him. He is not "all that."
Yoda is a fraud.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2010 01:54 PM (3fiIy)
Posted by: beerologist at July 29, 2010 01:55 PM (r2UKM)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2010 01:56 PM (3fiIy)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2010 01:57 PM (zgZzy)
142 Those kids looked like they'd follow that Darth Vader Imperial Guard as if the Pied Piper.
Eery.
Everyone knows the Empire was much cooler than the Rebels. Well, except Han Solo. He was the shiznit.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2010 01:58 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: beerologist at July 29, 2010 05:55 PM (r2UKM)
Welcome to Life Under the Dictator Obama.
Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 01:59 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2010 01:59 PM (8/oOq)
That Peter Orszag and Mary Summers are Facist Pigs, as sung to his face at the Brookings Institute?
Posted by: maverick muse at July 29, 2010 02:01 PM (H+LJc)
Yoda is a fraud.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2010 05:54 PM (3fiIy)
Clearly you have not seen Attack of the Clones. Yoda is a fighter not a talker.
Posted by: Mætenloch at July 29, 2010 02:01 PM (f5vi+)
Lindsey Graham is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take him away!
Oh wait, that was three threads ago.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 29, 2010 02:01 PM (QKKT0)
That looks like Bristol Palin as Princess Leah.
Naw, she doesn't have the Palin cheeks.
Just at the beginning, especially the eyes while reading the Dummies book.
Posted by: maverick muse at July 29, 2010 02:02 PM (H+LJc)
Clearly you have not seen Attack of the Clones. Yoda is a fighter not a talker.
Speaking of that, we need a review of Episode III by the Star Wars guy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2010 02:02 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Princess Bachman at July 29, 2010 02:03 PM (zgZzy)
MAJOR HEH!!!! Too bad she looka like a man....GAH!!!
Posted by: Portnoy at July 29, 2010 02:04 PM (azgo2)
The land is awash in both fatuous Splenda™ Idealism and its twin -- smug, Soy-Based Cynicism -- both redolent with paralogical platitudes that go nowhere.
Thanks a lot, Yoda.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2010 02:05 PM (3fiIy)
Yoda is George Lucas' idea of wisdom. Of course it's gonna be shallow.
Anybody got a photoshop of Obama as Yoda?
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 29, 2010 02:06 PM (g4YJI)
Lindsey Graham is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take him away!
Oh wait, that was three threads ago.
"Constitutional amendment, illegal aliens' babies born inside the US do NOT get US citizenship automatically. Do not reward people for cheating. Remove the magnet. Immigration policy should be at our terms, not the illegals'."
Posted by: maverick muse at July 29, 2010 02:07 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Yoda Obama at July 29, 2010 02:09 PM (zgZzy)
Lucas ripped off the entire Star Wars concept from the original creative writer dropped from production. A gentleman's agreement ain't a written contract.
Posted by: maverick muse at July 29, 2010 02:10 PM (H+LJc)
Yet this is just terrible. The acting sucks, the idea sucks, the music sucks, the whole thing is forced and boring.
Posted by: Legendary Film Star Rick Moranis at July 29, 2010 02:12 PM (dUOK+)
Yet this is just terrible. The acting sucks, the idea sucks, the music sucks, the whole thing is forced and boring.
It's not terrible. Bulls-eyeing womprats back home was terrible, and they're only two meters!
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at July 29, 2010 02:14 PM (zgZzy)
Lucas borrowed so prolifically from other scifi writers and shows and then sued Battlestar Galactica, a show so different it didn't even qualify as ersatz Star Wars.
He's very tetchy about any hint he plagiarizes. I remember several sites in the 90's that catalogued all the ideas he had lifted from others. He shut them down.
Remember the fighting practice robot ball, f/x? From Dune, right down to the little buttons on it.
Posted by: Yoda at July 29, 2010 02:15 PM (1DVez)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2010 02:18 PM (UOM48)
So, Ace, when are you going to put down the Val-U-Rite and start reading this here fine military-smart blog?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 29, 2010 02:19 PM (1hM1d)
Just like the Star Wars I, II and III
Posted by: Long Island at July 29, 2010 02:19 PM (TiURi)
Posted by: CoolCzech at July 29, 2010 02:20 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Kensington at July 29, 2010 02:20 PM (mEyVv)
Posted by: Die Hard Jar Jar Binks Fans at July 29, 2010 02:21 PM (tJjm/)
I'd have gone postal of their asses right there. And yes, there would have been deaths.
Jane with lightsabers in hand. Awesome!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2010 02:22 PM (zgZzy)
"When I was seven months pregnant on that MARTA train, clinging to that fucking pole, watching young douchebags lounging about on all the seats..."
I think I would have had to find the stones to say "COULD SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME HAVE A SEAT?" if I were in that circumstance.
I'm truly astonished that no one offered on their own.
Posted by: Kensington at July 29, 2010 02:23 PM (mEyVv)
So this post is really a ghey plot to scare off those sexually threatening moronettes by fixating on more jejune Star Wars shit.
Mission accomplished, Lord Andi.
Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 02:24 PM (o7kZZ)
I'm truly astonished that no one offered on their own.
Kids nowadays have no respect. And get the hell off my lawn!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2010 02:24 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Sen Jar Jar Binks D-IL at July 29, 2010 02:25 PM (Vol3D)
"Lucas borrowed so prolifically from other scifi writers and shows and then sued Battlestar Galactica, a show so different it didn't even qualify as ersatz Star Wars."
"He's very tetchy about any hint he plagiarizes. I remember several sites in the 90's that catalogued all the ideas he had lifted from others. He shut them down."
Did he take lessons from Harlan Ellison?
Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 29, 2010 02:26 PM (ADeN1)
Am I the only person who wants the next Subway commercial to feature a starving Jared and a starving Micheal Streehan fighting over the last Subway footlong available?
Posted by: MallamuttHell, I'll just turn em into the wall.
Posted by: Carl Edwards at July 29, 2010 02:26 PM (Vol3D)
HR 3534 (CLEAR Act), a bill that everyone should read
Article provides major points & problems with the bill, which is to be voted on tomorrow.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 29, 2010 02:29 PM (HQSQk)
Now the Detroit Free Press is reporting that a United Auto Workers union member named Mark Steffek has filed papers with the state announcing that this so-called Tea Party has had a “convention” and is fielding a slate of candidates for the 2010 elections.
One thing is odd about this supposed slate of candidates from this new “Tea Party” political party, though. It appears that the only places that the new party is fielding candidates just happens to be in districts where Republicans just might pick up a seat.
Watch out for the fake tea party candidates.Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 29, 2010 02:30 PM (yT8z7)
Posted by: Onlooker at July 29, 2010 02:30 PM (Da2Ge)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 29, 2010 02:37 PM (TGmQa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2010 02:39 PM (UOM48)
The New York Subway System as described by Obi-Wan.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2010 02:42 PM (zgZzy)
Throw the guy a buck or two:
www. faulknerforcongress. com
Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 02:42 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: Fish at July 29, 2010 04:40 PM (v1gw3)
Have you seen Emily's art? I daresay the world hasn't lost a major talent in the making.
Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 02:45 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: maverick muse at July 29, 2010 05:47 PM (H+LJc)
"Thank you, come again -- as will I."
-- Dell Tech Support
Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 02:53 PM (7AOgy)
Kids nowadays have no respect.
Every generation is getting worse. There are bright spots, for example Jane D'oh's kid. Don't know how far away the bottom is.
Posted by: 48%er at July 29, 2010 02:54 PM (kcqZS)
Posted by: Wodeshed at July 29, 2010 06:29 PM (MFbfZ)
Here, this is faster and can spoil entire city blocks at a time.
Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 02:57 PM (7AOgy)
Let's make it Hopenhagen!Posted by: Young Retarded Liberal Boy at July 29, 2010 02:58 PM (tJjm/)
I hope she rots in hell.
Posted by: NJConservative at July 29, 2010 02:58 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2010 03:00 PM (rfHsm)
What's a subway?
It's an underground, moving urinal for homeless people.
Also, where every vigilante movie ever made is filmed.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 29, 2010 04:56 PM (plsiE)
I see you are intimately aware of MARTA........
But you forgot the filled condom part.
Posted by: di butler, maker of bad decisions at July 29, 2010 03:04 PM (8TRAy)
Hey, how the hell did I get that? Can someone delete that comment for me?
Posted by: di butler, maker of bad decisions at July 29, 2010 03:05 PM (8TRAy)
Posted by: Vic at July 29, 2010 04:52 PM (/jbAw)
And in Dallas it's DART, so in Fayetteville it would be....
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 03:05 PM (rII2N)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 29, 2010 07:08 PM (zgZzy)
I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 03:09 PM (rII2N)
http://tinyurl.com/29ljlcu
Ogabe is pushing to force ISPs to give the Feds access to anyone's web habits, data....
They told me Bush was a horribly corrupt domestic spy and that if I voted for John McCain the Feds would get even more intrusive with regards to virtual privacy....
AND THEY WERE RIGHT!
so to summarize what we've learned this week.....
people here illegally are having their civil rights violated and unduly burdened being asked to provide proof of legal residency which Federal law mandates must be on an immigrant at all times, BUT Bury and DoJ simultaneously think it is not an undue burden to read breitbart's e-mail.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 03:10 PM (kq1lG)
Feds want to let FBI access peopleÂ’s Internet data without probable cause
Not all data, mind you. The new rule wouldn’t reach the content of e-mail messages, but it would let them find out whom you’re e-mailing, when you’re e-mailing, and, er, “possibly” which websites you’re looking at and which Google searches you’re running
@Hot Air
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2010 03:10 PM (SbsTp)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2010 07:09 PM (3fiIy)
That just makes me think of septic tanks.
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 03:13 PM (rII2N)
Posted by: The Best and the Brightest at July 29, 2010 03:13 PM (uXuLF)
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 03:14 PM (rII2N)
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 07:21 PM (rII2N)
It's just you and me, Hon. Time to repopulate the Earth.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 29, 2010 03:23 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: fluff Daddy at July 29, 2010 03:26 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Bikermailman
Hell no. The whole "national service" will probably be Obots that move into your house to report on your family's discussions.
Posted by: MrCaniac at July 29, 2010 03:26 PM (Vol3D)
well some people who aren't in on the joke(the joke being the democrats weren't bothered by Bush's ideas they were bothered bush was in power using the ideas they wanted) are actually being intellectually honest enough to gently whine about it on sites like the Donk Underground....
but yeah most donks are in on the joke....the joke goes like this.....
E Kagan: these wiretaps and internet studies without warrants were absolutely illegal from 9/14/01 to Jan 2009, not they are justified and in the event we ever allow another election to go against us they will be illegal in the Jan. after the election for another 4-8-12-16 years depending on how long we're out of power.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 03:26 PM (kq1lG)
It's just you and me, Hon. Time to repopulate the Earth.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 29, 2010 07:23 PM (pUfK9)
Sorry toots. Your corpse flower bloomed a century ago.
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 03:28 PM (rII2N)
Posted by: Cathy at July 29, 2010 03:29 PM (JtKsy)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2010 03:30 PM (SbsTp)
Is this kind of geekage the AoSHQ traffic-building equivalent of Allahpundit's incessant recourse to every Palin mention/article/video he can find?
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 29, 2010 03:30 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: mike d at July 29, 2010 03:30 PM (W0V5W)
I do trust O'bama to fight "terrorism" of course his definition and my definition of which "terrorism" needs fought tooth and nail vary widely.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 03:31 PM (kq1lG)
yeah but this whole issue is a nice "compare and contrast" between Ogabe's views on mexican national's rights here in America and our own native rights.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 03:33 PM (kq1lG)
sven,
when they single out returning vets, those that thump bibles as possible terrorists.
shudder.
hey and the right to wack american citizens that They have decided are errorists.
what drives me crazy about tthis, is remember when they believed Real foreign Terrorists should have trials in civil courts in NY.
yet we lose the rights as americans.
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2010 03:36 PM (SbsTp)
It's just you and me, Hon. Time
to repopulate the Earth.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 29, 2010 07:23 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: R. Bud Dwyer at July 29, 2010 03:36 PM (Vol3D)
133 That looks like Bristol Palin as Princess Leah.
It's spelled Leia, you Philistine!
Either way, if you need me, I'll be in my rack...
Posted by: Smokey Behr at July 29, 2010 03:37 PM (QyeW7)
So I left this boredom blog and visited Theo Spark for the T & A.
That, as usual, was excellent.
A little more than halfway down the page he has a video of the greatest soccer goal celebration. Funny as hell.
Back to Theo for a bit.
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 29, 2010 03:38 PM (7+pP9)
Either way, if you need me, I'll be in my rack...
Posted by: Smokey Behr at July 29, 2010 07:37 PM (QyeW7)The gingers were the best ones in those pics...
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 03:38 PM (rII2N)
this next election is *it*....
if we lose this next one he has all the tools to unleash his inner Peron.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 03:40 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: War Monger at July 29, 2010 03:45 PM (uXuLF)
Posted by: War Monger at July 29, 2010 03:45 PM (uXuLF)
Posted by: Huey Long at July 29, 2010 03:47 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 03:48 PM (kq1lG)
yeah it may even work....Canada is trending right people there are worn out on the $ociali$m...their economy is growing by about 7% this year thus far....their Funemployment is in the 4.75-6.25 range.....
I may need to learn Canuckistani..."eh"...."aboot"....."farward"....."hullo"
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 03:52 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2010 03:52 PM (SwkdU)
Top 5 Social Security Myths
Myth #1: Social Security is going broke.
Reality: There is no Social Security crisis. By 2023, Social Security will have a $4.6 trillion surplus (yes, trillion with a 'T'). It can pay out all scheduled benefits for the next quarter-century with no changes whatsoever.1 After 2037, it'll still be able to pay out 75% of scheduled benefits—and again, that's without any changes. The program started preparing for the Baby Boomers' retirement decades ago.2 Anyone who insists Social Security is broke probably wants to break it themselves.
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 03:53 PM (rII2N)
hahaha!
ah yes, "we started preparing for it decades ago"....er yeah by having the Democrat ran house back in '68 formally codify SS going into the General fund they did indeed "start preparing"....
prepared IOUs
anyway...."whatever" if the donks want to run on how fiscally solvent social security is have at thee knaves.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 03:56 PM (kq1lG)
The two things that made delivering/picking up there even partially worthwhile were that I got to see The Twin Towers and fucking with the cocksuckers on the docks.
I'd hit the dock and immediately upon hearing my Southern accented voice and rate of speech, they'd think me a retarded rube and give me that fucking bullshit NY/NJ attitude and gaff me off.
That's where I'd give them a double dose of the attitude, complete with exaggerated accent, and usually get moved to the front of the line ahead of the other drivers who didn't have the balls or ability to parrot their bullshit right back at them.
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 29, 2010 03:56 PM (CG6Tz)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 29, 2010 03:57 PM (rfHsm)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 29, 2010 03:57 PM (ett+q)
Heh the wife and I have trouble conceiving. All kidding aside I fear if it comes to that Canada won't be far enough away. Marxist nations get wildly expansionistic once they decide "the revolution is secure!" I could see jugears trying to liberate Canada for "the Mexicans the English stole it from."
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 03:59 PM (kq1lG)
And if you believe that, you probably believe everything Pissy Chrissy Matthews, Nanzi Pelosi and Osama Obama say.
If so, there's a future in Congress for you!
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 29, 2010 03:59 PM (Ulu3i)
also all kidding aside I guess canada and the US have an agreement that there is a horrible burden of proof for US citizens claiming refugee status.....
so there's also that.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 04:01 PM (kq1lG)
prepared IOUs
anyway...."whatever" if the donks want to run on how fiscally solvent social security is have at thee knaves.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 07:56 PM (kq1lG)
Yeah, one of the 'myths' they bust is that 'it's filled with IOUs'. Why, the trust fund is full of US Treasuries, backed by the full faith and credit of the US government!
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 04:01 PM (rII2N)
Posted by: ChicagoJedi at July 29, 2010 04:02 PM (WZFkG)
well and they are correct....
of course they are also omitting what will happen when the Fed engages in printing press economics that will make weimar germany blush to "pay the amounts on the bills"....
fun times if you own actual physical commodities.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 04:03 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 29, 2010 07:59 PM (Ulu3i)
Oh, I'm just signed up for the email newsletters, so I can see what they're up to. I gave up on believing in SS 15 years ago.
Your comment reminds me of a joke: Little Johnny tells a lie to his father, and the father scolds him. Johnny, you know where liars go, don't you? Johnny says 'Congress!'
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 04:04 PM (rII2N)
Pay no attention to the crushing choke hold that liability is placing on the budget; Never mind the deficit has slit the throat of our currency and we are watching it quiver and bleed out on the floor as the eyes growing ever more lifeless look up and wonder "why?"; ignore that and take that blood spilling onto your boots, splash it on your sunglasses, and sure, looking rosey through the crimson tint of the life force of a dying economy, SS can pay its bills.
Hoorah. We are saved.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 29, 2010 04:08 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 04:10 PM (rII2N)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2010 04:13 PM (SbsTp)
only if we dye our hair black and speak with really thick bad accents....
heh I once scolded a canadian liberal friend of mine that the day may well come your own borders get flooded from the south....
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 04:15 PM (kq1lG)
sven said
heh I once scolded a canadian liberal friend of mine that the day may well come your own borders get flooded from the south....
well then He also should be so very happy to have us move into his abode.
Yippee we got it made!
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2010 04:17 PM (SbsTp)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2010 04:17 PM (SbsTp)
France on the other hand won't let us in wihtout proper documentation..
France’s President Sarkozy promised a crackdown against delinquency last week. Now he has ordered the dismantling of some 300 illegal camps of travellers and Roma across France, with the immediate deportation of anyone found without papers. The announcement came after a special ministerial meeting in Paris to discuss the Roma “problem”. “We will proceed with the almost immediate deportation of the Romas who have disturbed public order or have committed fraud, to Bulgaria or Romania,” said Interior Minister Bruce Hortefeux
lucciane
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2010 04:20 PM (SbsTp)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 07:48 PM (kq1lG)
At the point of C$20,600 for a family of four.
But I think you have to have C$250,000 to be able to jump the queue.
Posted by: stuiec at July 29, 2010 04:27 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Toonces Obama at July 29, 2010 04:30 PM (554T5)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2010 04:32 PM (Zq7bR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2010 04:33 PM (Zq7bR)
Your wife is an ugly sub-human, your young daughters are doomed, as far as parental units go, you suck at golf and Joy Behar can't get your taste out of her mouth. And she has herpes. And some other stuff.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2010 04:33 PM (UOM48)
It has the same affect on the Prawns!
Posted by: Wikus van de Merwe at July 29, 2010 04:59 PM (Vol3D)
the "eery kids" definitely weren't ny kids. They were vising. You just know.
Posted by: NOW at July 29, 2010 06:00 PM (p302b)
"Is this kind of geekage the AoSHQ traffic-building equivalent of Allahpundit's incessant recourse to every Palin mention/article/video he can find?"
Ah ah ah! I often take a pass on the stuff that reflects well on Palin.
For example, when there was a PPP poll suggesting that Palin's endorsement of Kelly Ayotte was hurting her, I shouted it from the rafters, but when another PPP poll later showed the opposite, that Ayotte was surging, I couldn't be bothered.
Posted by: Allahpanty at July 29, 2010 07:54 PM (mEyVv)
Actually, there were victims, not of the bomb, but of a maniacal regime with a religious compulsion to domination. Notice imperial Shinto is dead as a doornail.
Posted by: GamerFromJump at July 29, 2010 08:47 PM (8RV3W)
Posted by: francis at July 29, 2010 09:26 PM (rCMaG)
The Japanese government on Thursday welcomed news that the a U.S. ambassador will for the first time attend the annual commemoration of the U.S. dropping an atomic bomb on Hiroshima in 1945.
The State Department announced that Ambassador John Roos would represent the U.S. at the August 6 event at the Hiroshima Peace Memorial, “to express respect for all of the victims of World War II.”
I hope that, with enough training that he can resist the overwhelming urge to shout out "AMERICA, FUCK YEA"
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