It's ONLY $800,000.

Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2010 11:52 AM (GwPRU)

Real men sand blast.

New ad slogan:

Wash that, dickhead!

This is for uncut Africans. I wonder why they'd need to check with their partners if it's okay to swab the deck after.

"No, Dear. I prefer a mess of dick cheese, really."

I thought some of these same people taught us back in the 70's that washing after sex was a sign you thought sex was dirty, and thinking sex is dirty was wrong.

Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2010 11:52 AM (GwPRU)

So does Mike Huckabee.

No, no, no, no, no. Just....no.

AIDS is a serious health threat and people are still afraid of it. The Democrats might capitalize on this by running close-up videos of of the cleaning process as one of those Saturday morning educational shows. They might even show how this project could jump start the economy, creating jobs for teenage girls eager to lend a helping hand to their African brothers.

I do not have AIDS, but I will be too sick to vote this November.

Average Joe, you crack me up!

This is just Obama trying to clean up a mess that was caused by bush.

Nickless, that just might be teh thread winnah!

I scrub my junk with Lava and Brillo pads as a precautionary regimen.

Bleeding lib...

articipants will be asked to practice immediately post-coitus or at least 12 hours after. The feasibility of a prevention RCT with an alternating intervention design on the effect of post coital penile hygiene on HIV incidence among young males in South Africa will be substantiated if the procedure is acceptable, is deemed convenient and practicable by the target population, and if adherence is high. The outcomes of interest are: 1. Proportion of volunteers able to be trained to perform the penile cleansing procedure. 2. Proportion of participants reporting adherence to early post coital penile cleansing. 3. Proportion of participants reporting adherence to delayed post coital penile cleansing. 4. Proportion of participants favorable to the practice of the post coital penile cleansing procedure. 5. Proportion of participants reporting partner's acceptance of the practice. 6. Proportion of participants' adherent to the post coital penile cleansing during study follow-up as assessed by penile swabs analysis.


Your government at work -- analyzing penal swabs...

Average Joe,

I'm curious of what you think of Joe the Plumber?

Did he affect your vote in 2008?

Paul Theroux, in his book Dark Star Safari (a very good, if sad, book about the African plight), writes of how many African men prefer "dry sex": i.e., they prefer their female partners to be unlubricated. This of course causes vaginal tears and penile abrasions, which facilitates the spread of HIV. African men also tend to view promiscuity as a male perogative -- they view potency with many women as a sign of male power. This of course translates into high rates of infection among populations. Combine this with the tribal honor/shame ethic (especially where AIDS is concerned), and you get a horrendous problem.

And it's probably a problem that only Africans can solve. They understandably resent being told by outsiders that their sexual habits are killing them. Decades of unrest, lousy government, and total moral collapse have not helped things. NGO's have really exacerbated the problem in many ways by allowing Africans to defer the consequences of their own behavior.

It's really sad to think that Africans are mostly far worse off now than they were 50 or 60 years ago under colonial rule. Zimbabwe (Rhodesia as was) could stand as a symbol for the whole sub-Saharan region.

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First of all... why the fuck would it even stop HIV? That's idiotic. "Oh, do you have a condom?" "No, it's OK, I'll soak my nuts in antibacterial soap after I screw you"

Why not have them stand upside down on the toilet or something?

Second of all - Get them to do it, THEN look into whether or not it's even worth doing?!?

Third of all - No. I'm taking a nap.

You know.. No shit... THIS MORNING I got an email from a client that they are postponing a project.

They are postponing the project because business has gotten slow in an unprecedented way.

And they looked into it, and it turns out business has gotten slow in an unprecedented way because government (I don't know if it's local, state or fed) is subsidizing their competitors who are undercutting them severely on price (Like - "Free").

So now they've postponed their expansion, and are looking in to whether or not they can get in on the program.

"Well, it's either that or drip-dry all over your carpet."

That is why God invented curtains.

When I saw this little nugget on Drudge I clicked back here because I knew sure as hell it would be here and you morons would be going off the deep end with it................LOL

If you want less of it, tax it.

I call for a tax on dick cheese.

Big primary day here in MA.

If you're in MA, and you're pulling a Republican ballot, please write in

JIM MCKENNA

for

ATTORNEY GENERAL

Coakley has no GOP opponent this year.  We're trying to get McKenna on the ballot late since he didn't get all the signatures he needs.

I know nothing about McKenna, cept he ain't Coakley.

If you're in District 3, please vote for MARTY LAMB on account of his immigration and tax stands-- and the fact he's not the favored son of the GOP.

Dear? Would you hop down to the croc infested river and fetch me a bowl of ball wash?

Whoa! Trying to take food out of my baby's mouth???

And now we infest...like we're the infection?! Those bastards bathe in our river with their cheezy dicks! That's where I live, dammit!

Tangentially related... in a dark, morbid way - from the sidebar headlines:

It's interesting to me that Barry and Hugo have so much more in common than I had ever realized.

http://tinyurl.com/2d33h62

Yeah, I know.  Had trouble connecting the dots too.

Dear? Would you hop down to the croc infested river and fetch me a bowl of ball wash?

Good point! Washing your balls in africa probably contributes to the spread of HIV.

Either that or like amoebial infection or something. God damn protozoa and blowfish that swim up your peehole and shit. Plus your washing your junk in the same river that dude is washing his junk, which is the same river that wilderbeat is washing it's junk in.

This is why pre-industrial people drank ridiculous amounts of booze and bathed infrequently.

Bad water will kill your ass.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2010 11:48 AM (3phFo)

You should see what they gave to TBA

I once spent a month in Malawi, Africa on a self funded mission trip.  On the South African Airlines flight over, I met several university professors and researchers on their way to an HIV/Aids conference.  They were all booked at the fanciest hotel in Lilongwe...the only 4 star hotel really...and were not self-funded.  They were all from different universities, but all knew each other from being in the same field, reading each others "research"...it was like a bunch of old friends re-uniting for a trip in Vegas, except with a lot more pretentious b.s.

I'll never forget the conversation between two HIV researchers in the row in front of me.  One of the goals of the past conference was to "train" African nurses and doctors to use disposable latex gloves.  Much of that years funding had gone to provide gloves.  In the year since, it had apparently become obvious that the idea of disposing of perfectly good latex was unacceptable to these people, and they of course used them over and over again no matter how much training our intellectuals gave them.  The latex gloves also began being used more often as bladders to carry water than for medical use.

On the other hand, while in Malawi, I learned of the ancient customs and traditions in Malawi regarding sexual superstitions that often led to disease.  For example, when a woman becomes widowed, a relative or other men in the village must sleep with the widow.  There were literally men whose job it was to go around sleeping with (raping, really) women for all sorts of superstitious reasons.  While in a rural church, during what was called "visioning time", men from the village spoke up about their various "visions".  Nearly every "vision" was in fact a sexual fantasy of the man, such as "I had a dream last night that "x" and "y" women from the village laid down with me together", and the pastor would then explain how this "vision" was from God and must occur.

In other words, there were far more large and basic cultural and moral issues to deal with.  But the judgement of morality was apparently not politically correct to these wise, grant-funded elites, so they focus on latex gloves and washing junk.  And enjoyed the nice pool, restaurant and casino at the 4 star hotel on public and grant monies to do it.

I'm tired of all this motherfuckin' cheeze in these motherfucking cocks!

Wash your motherfuckin' hands better....I washed mine, and my hands didn't look like a brick of bleu cheese when I finished!

Paul Theroux, in his book Dark Star Safari (a very good, if sad, book about the African plight), writes of how many African men prefer "dry sex": i.e., they prefer their female partners to be unlubricated. This of course causes vaginal tears and penile abrasions, which facilitates the spread of HIV. African men also tend to view promiscuity as a male perogative -- they view potency with many women as a sign of male power. This of course translates into high rates of infection among populations. Combine this with the tribal honor/shame ethic (especially where AIDS is concerned), and you get a horrendous problem.

And it's probably a problem that only Africans can solve. They understandably resent being told by outsiders that their sexual habits are killing them. Decades of unrest, lousy government, and total moral collapse have not helped things. NGO's have really exacerbated the problem in many ways by allowing Africans to defer the consequences of their own behavior.

It's really sad to think that Africans are mostly far worse off now than they were 50 or 60 years ago under colonial rule. Zimbabwe (Rhodesia as was) could stand as a symbol for the whole sub-Saharan region.

I was about to post the same thing-- that women use products like alum, even potash which only results in more damage. Sex in Africa is about as bad as bad sex can get any where on the planet.   If you're female, your body is pretty much wrecked by the time you're 30 between being a pack animal, brood mare and the resultant fistulas.   AIDS is just another end result.   So the 'washing' issue is a minor drop in a big bucket of misery.

Posted by: Moi

When we refer to this site being the go-to place for military pron, that isn't what was envisioned.

For whatever it is worth, disease is no doubt rampant in Africa.

But I have heard a lot of people claim that AIDS is no where near as prevalent as it is claimed to be, and their misdiagnosing left and right with these supposed statistics (which, I've seen sometimes claim that 1/4 of the entire population of Africa has AIDS).

Which seems to me to be very sensible and plausible.

Because they're not ALL DEAD.

Which, being as disease ridden as they are in general, I would think they ALL would be by now if a 1/4 of them had the AIDS 10 years ago.

Like... ALL of them.

If you've got AIDS, all your kids have AIDS. There's no way out of that one. And in Africa AIDS probably means quite dead rather abruptly. It strikes me that if AIDS was as rampant as claimed, the place would have long since been a ghost town by now.

In the documentary movie Coming To America, we learned that African royalty has already addressed this issue:

"The royal penis is clean, your Highness."

what are these things he was trying to bring home?

Shuriken.

You don't know what a throwing star is?

http://tinyurl.com/3ytzvl7

Basically spikey little japanese throwing daggers.

You chuck them at people and then they bleed.

Pfft... why are they teaching the men to wash their junk after sex?  Everyone knows that post-bang junk washing is women's work.

What next?  They going to try and "teach" the men that they're supposed to make their own breakfast the next morning?

"You chuck them at people and then they bleed."

Ahh...wait...no...you lost me...

What next?  They going to try and "teach" the men that they're supposed to make their own breakfast the next morning post-coital sammiches?

FIFY&M

Search on "dry sex africa" and see what you come up with.  Apparently, the men like the friction in a dry vagina and the women, not having a whole lot of options, permit this.  Needless to say, because of vaginal abrasions, it increases the rate of HIV transmission.  I don't think persuading the men to bathe is going to solve this problem.  Given the number of mistaken beliefs and cultural opinions involved in this practice, I don't see it changing any time soon.

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