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January 18, 2010

Stolen Valor Alert
— LauraW

It's worth a click to compare his goofy face to the uniform and decorations. Hilarious.
General Chinpube is awfully young and geeky to be such a powerhouse of military manhood, n'est-ce pas?

His decorations include;
Round Patch, right side says "Central Intelligence Agency." Ummm yea. Great start.
Awards:
Around the neck is the British Commander of the British Empire (CBE).
2 Distinguished Service Cross
Air Medal
Flying Cross
2 Silver Star
Bronze Star
Purple Heart
National Defense (too bad he didn't make it easy on us and forget this one)
Devices:
SAS crest
CIB w/ 2 stars
Master jump wings
Helo pilot badge
Air assault wings
Pathfinder
.... and so on. How did he ever have the time to complete JPME 1 & II?
To the point Texas readers;
WE NEED A NAME. If you know, email-twitter-facebook me at the POC above.

Purely personal note: I like his glasses too. I have a personal bias about squared-off, black-rimmed glasses. To me they say "Please, somebody take me seriously. I'm begging you."

But that's not a crime. Impersonating a member of the Armed Forces is.

Thanks to xbradtc, who has an even better picture of Admiral Hepcat 'Elvis' Costello.

Posted by: LauraW at 10:12 AM | Comments (178)
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1 Ace..............????

Posted by: Joe at January 18, 2010 10:16 AM (lhxhu)

2 The Village People are missing their idiot.

Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2010 10:16 AM (gJL6J)

3 Needs a bitch slap.

Posted by: Ike Turner at January 18, 2010 10:17 AM (1EZ8w)

4 Are we sure he isn't one of the Major-General-in-Chief-for-Life appointees to the Osama Obama Civilian Defense Corps?

Posted by: Chapeau du Tinfoil at January 18, 2010 10:19 AM (42Mih)

5 All that weight gives him kind of a leftward tilt, IYKWIMAITTYD>

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2010 10:19 AM (u61UO)

6 He has no campaign ribbons, which means he won his two silver stars and Purple Heart without seeing combat overseas.

Was he wounded at an army barbecue? Accidentally sat on the grill?

Posted by: Eye-rish at January 18, 2010 10:20 AM (cVJwC)

7 To avoid problems I usually leave my MI6 patch in the glove compartment.

Posted by: Bond. James Bond. at January 18, 2010 10:20 AM (QKKT0)

8 This Aint Hell has an update. They know who he is.

Posted by: 2549 at January 18, 2010 10:20 AM (Pnyge)

9 What a worthless waste of oxygen.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 18, 2010 10:21 AM (n6iqK)

10 What?! No Iron Cross?!! Verdamdt girly man!

Posted by: Generalfeldmarschall Blücher at January 18, 2010 10:22 AM (Vd245)

11 TSO's post at TAH:

http://tinyurl.com/yczkdgu

Posted by: 2549 at January 18, 2010 10:24 AM (Pnyge)

12 He deserves those at least as much as Wesley Clark.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 18, 2010 10:24 AM (dcKUM)

13 He makes Idi Amin look like Lou Costello in "Buck Privates." I also noted a Purple Heart, a medal that my uncle won posthumously for being cut in half by a Japanese machine gun. This bastard should be roasted on a spit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2010 10:24 AM (9Cooa)

14 With those glasses and the funky beatnik facial hair, I'll bet that he thought it was "ironic" to wear that getup. What a cockholster.

He gets a 99 on my retard scale, not just for committing a federal offense at a public event, letting himself get photographed and pissing on veterans in the process....but for doing it in Texas. Dude must have a death wish.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2010 10:25 AM (I/MqP)

Not as impressive as Kerry's three Purple Hearts.

Vote for me!

Posted by: Martha Coakle(e)y at January 18, 2010 10:26 AM (gJL6J)

16 OK, so I lied about graduating from Harvard, but I really did earn all those medals!

Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at January 18, 2010 10:26 AM (VmtE9)

17 Dude must have a death wish.

Perhaps roasting in jail for a while will fix his sense of "irony" or whatever. What a douchebag.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 18, 2010 10:27 AM (n6iqK)

18
If I see this mutt walking around Houston I'm going to give him some serious counseling.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 18, 2010 10:27 AM (fx8sm)

19 I think he's a general officer from the Federal Department of Irony.

Posted by: Cicero at January 18, 2010 10:28 AM (QKKT0)

20 If I see this mutt walking around Houston I'm going to give him some serious counseling.

He must have been really careful to avoid any real veterans while wearing that getup.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 18, 2010 10:29 AM (n6iqK)

during storm i actually met a couple of sas guys

wearing their crest is a death sentence, seriously

anywho, petition the nearest us attorney because the wearing of a air medal is illegal

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 18, 2010 10:29 AM (v1Cw8)

22 He's thirty years too late to join the Village People. Even they weren't that ghey.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 18, 2010 10:29 AM (n6iqK)

23
Me and a coworker are about to call his buddy at the FBI. At home. Look up the Stolen Valor Act.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 18, 2010 10:30 AM (fx8sm)

oops, sorry, meant to say the dsc's

federal law protects crosses and the big blue

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 18, 2010 10:30 AM (v1Cw8)

25 Fake. Anybody that highly decorated would surely have a magic hat given to him in Cambodia on Christmas day, and he would have thrown at least a few of those medals over the White House fence.

Posted by: John Kerry at January 18, 2010 10:30 AM (IoUF1)

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

Posted by: The Modern Major-General at January 18, 2010 10:30 AM (QKKT0)

27
He must have been really careful to avoid any real veterans while wearing that getup.

This was apparently his costume to the new mayor's inauguration. Our new lesbian mayor, that is. Doubt there were too many vets there, and if there they didn't give a shit. I'll allow that he might have been a 72-series remf.

Off to call Justice dept.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 18, 2010 10:32 AM (fx8sm)

28 Back off, morons. Not only is he a good friend of mine, Lt. Col. Buster "Blood and Guts" Killchildren is one of the finest men ever to serve the US and more of a man than any of you keyboard warriors. Too bad he was driven from the service by the litany of mistakes made by the previous administration for the past eight years...

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 18, 2010 10:33 AM (VoetP)

29 I'd check to see if Obama was missing a Czar that day.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 18, 2010 10:34 AM (YiX3J)

30 I hope his fashion sense is appreciated in the slammer.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 18, 2010 10:34 AM (aC0uO)

31 I propose we just kill all people who wear things "ironically". Fuckin hipster douchebags.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at January 18, 2010 10:36 AM (IoUF1)

28 i don't know about that last part

every vet i know would have beat him into a puddle

i really want to set this guy on fire and piss on the ashes

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 18, 2010 10:36 AM (v1Cw8)

33 That guy should be wearing a douche bag around his neck. Fake, fake, fake. Man I would love to be face to face with one of these guys. Every now and then I run into a fake SEAL or Navy Pilot at a local pub and it's fun to fuck with them, especially when they don't know that you know they are full of shit.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2010 10:38 AM (F9LAD)

34 Heh, my husband's brother stole the info off my husband's military record and got into the VFW and Legion; he also uses it on his job apps...makes for a sensitive situation. No, we're not going to turn him in; even though it's mighty tempting, he's still family. Makes for some interesting moments at family get togethers however.

Posted by: unknown jane at January 18, 2010 10:38 AM (5/yRG)

35 Back off, you bunch! This is the new Citizen's Service CIC that I personally recommended to Mr. Light n' Clean himself! Just wait until he gets rolling, hoo boy!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at January 18, 2010 10:38 AM (aC0uO)

36 I bought popcorn from that guy at the movies Saturday night.

Posted by: kansas at January 18, 2010 10:39 AM (mka2b)

37 Don't most officers at least have a neck large enough to fill out the collars on their dress shirts?

Posted by: Ken at January 18, 2010 10:39 AM (w6Cbj)

38 Wow. A Silver Star and a Commander of the British Empire.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 18, 2010 10:39 AM (9Sbz+)

39 A point being missed in this is that he was at the victory party for the new mayor of Houston and apparently not a single soul there realized what a fraud the guy is.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at January 18, 2010 10:41 AM (JXodE)

40 Medals aside, the facial hair chin/mini goatee is a dead giveaway that this is BS.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 18, 2010 10:42 AM (v/rEn)

41 What is he 31?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 18, 2010 10:42 AM (0GFWk)

yeah,

The event he was attending pretty much guaranteed that he was not in any risk of a being called out for his garb. Unfortuantely, there are plenty of people that celebrate this type of behaviour... even in Texas now. Esp Houston

Posted by: Texan at January 18, 2010 10:42 AM (LmmGq)

43 I expect he earned the Purple Heart for the road-burn marks on his knees. The grit at the roadside reststops get pretty limestoney and sharp around the Austin area.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 18, 2010 10:43 AM (9Sbz+)

44 Just check out the Montrose area of Houston and I'm sure you'll find him there.

Posted by: Mr Shout Out at January 18, 2010 10:43 AM (eu7/X)

okay, just sent this to the wife who is sending it to the dallas office when she gets the chance

oh, the wife works for the justice dept, she's pissed

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 18, 2010 10:44 AM (v1Cw8)

46 You should see the ones he threw away.

Posted by: John Kerry at January 18, 2010 10:44 AM (YCVBL)

47 I betcha the only medal this guy qualifies for is the Distinguished Salad Tosser Award. With two arugula leafs.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 18, 2010 10:44 AM (aC0uO)

48 I guess he's not releasing his transcript, either...

Posted by: TexasJew at January 18, 2010 10:45 AM (dcKUM)

49 All those beta male passive aggressive hipsters look the same to me.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at January 18, 2010 10:46 AM (qyKoF)

50 I don't believe for a second this guy is trying to seriously pass as a decorated sailor. Jack ass, sure, and he needs a good tongue lashing about the lack of respect, but I don't think it's worth pressing charges or getting too upset by it.

Posted by: Tommy V at January 18, 2010 10:47 AM (gkc1e)

51 Even if this guy is joking around, he needs to be arrested for joking about what soldiers lose their limbs and lives to earn.

Posted by: mare at January 18, 2010 10:47 AM (X1fsj)

52 As the Mortis formally known as Sergeant E-5 Mortis, this douche can die and die harshly.

Posted by: Mortis at January 18, 2010 10:48 AM (hA5JK)

This shouldn't be hard to do. The ears are the key. Everyone's are different. I am betting this ghey guy has a face book page. A reward would bring in this guy ASAP.

Lauraw, the glasses? Ghey. No one over 30 would wear such shit, unless they were a ghey librarian

Posted by: Kemp at January 18, 2010 10:48 AM (2+9Yx)

54 This dude's wearing a CIA patch on his jacket. Anyone spot that in the other pic?

Posted by: Curt at January 18, 2010 10:49 AM (mUx5F)

Tommy 52 , pressing charges: I agree, problematic.

Ripping off his fake uniform and bouncing him from the event: what the event staff should have done at the outset.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 18, 2010 10:49 AM (9Sbz+)

56 The Patton look is soooo 1980s, but I give him a solid B+ for the divalicious frames.

Posted by: Perez Hilton at January 18, 2010 10:50 AM (qyKoF)

He does look more like a bad costume from some Halloween ball in that getup. The hipster hair treatment is not working for you with your outfit there Sparky -- shoulda at least shaved.

Here's hoping he gets called out.

Posted by: unknown jane at January 18, 2010 10:50 AM (5/yRG)

Click on the tinyurl link above.

Blood will squirt from your eyes.

Michael Patrick McManus, "domestic partner", with a resume even phonier than Obama's.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 18, 2010 10:50 AM (dcKUM)

59
Yea, I did in fact bop Bwaney Fwank, the esteemed Congressman from Massachusetts, but never let it be said I didn't earn all those medals. I am a true American hero.

Posted by: Faggy Fake Soldier at January 18, 2010 10:50 AM (EINdG)

60 Where's his Super Special Antarctica Service patch?

Posted by: brak at January 18, 2010 10:50 AM (W5NBA)

61 Jack ass, sure, and he needs a good tongue lashing about the lack of respect, but I don't think it's worth pressing charges or getting too upset by it.

Posted by: Tommy V at January 18, 2010 02:47 PM (gkc1e)

I hope he dies in a fire just for being an "ironic" hipster douchebag.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at January 18, 2010 10:50 AM (IoUF1)

62
GFY Tommy, this piece of shit is claiming to be an officer with 20 years' service.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 18, 2010 10:51 AM (fx8sm)

63 Two DSC's . Two ??
That would put our hero in a very exclusive club , indeed .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 18, 2010 10:54 AM (wb68R)

64 64 -- DAyum, I didn't know kindergarteners could enlist!

Posted by: unknown jane at January 18, 2010 10:54 AM (5/yRG)

65 Houston is a terrorist target. Political contenders should keep this guy's photos on file for the coming campaigns involving national security since the mayor dishonored real veterans of valor by permitting this obvious masquerade on her call. She needs to issue an apology-repudiation that valor was stolen as her watch began, that she will not tolerate it. Given the TX Gov. campaigns beginning to swing into full mode, he's bound to show up again.

Posted by: maverick muse at January 18, 2010 10:55 AM (+CLh/)

66 I don't believe for a second this guy is trying to seriously pass as a decorated sailor.

Jack ass, sure, and he needs a good tongue lashing about the lack of respect, but I don't think it's worth pressing charges or getting too upset by it.

Posted by: Tommy V at January 18, 2010 02:47 PM (gkc1e)

He's not trying to be a sailor. That is an Army mess dress uniform. And stolen valor is a serious crime.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 18, 2010 10:55 AM (EhlQq)

67 Saw the bio of him posted on This Ain't Hell. What a joke. I didn't serve even 1 hour in our armed forces and this infuriates me. I can't imagine how I'd feel if I had served.

Posted by: Texan at January 18, 2010 10:55 AM (LmmGq)

68 This asshole thinks it's a goof- in good fun, and all that. It escapes his sense of post-modern irony that some brave men fought valiantly, and some died as heroes, to earn the medals he so cavalierly wears.

Firing squad.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 18, 2010 10:55 AM (y4B2y)

69 43 What is he 31?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 18, 2010 02:42 PM (0GFWk)

He's 43. We got him pegged.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 18, 2010 10:56 AM (dcKUM)

70
It hardly seems fair to punish this asshole knowing that Senator Jon Carry also faked many aspects of his military service.

Screw fair, sent the jerk to prison.

Vietnam Veteran 1963-4, 1966-67, 1969~

Posted by: Fish at January 18, 2010 10:56 AM (EINdG)

18 Dude must have a death wish.

Perhaps roasting in jail for a while will fix his sense of "irony" or whatever. What a douchebag.

Roasting in Jail? Than not what I am looking forward too!

I want to be the wife in jail too.

Posted by: Mikey McManus at January 18, 2010 10:58 AM (2+9Yx)

72 Dollars to doughnuts this guy is a big Michael Jackson fan, and thought it would be "cool" to assemble his own "Captain What's his name I forget" outfit like Jackson wore.

First he assembled all of the golden sparkly things, and then his friends suggested the patches as "irony."

And guess what? He has a VOTE, just like each of us! Scary, isn't it?

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 18, 2010 10:58 AM (4DwVn)

73 His "beard" is a giveaway. That's strictly forbidden by regulation. The hair prevents a gas mask from properly sealing to the face.

Posted by: Steve L. at January 18, 2010 10:59 AM (mIIVr)

74 Apparently Rachel Maddow is going to knock up Keith Olbermann. Their spawn has traveled back through time to destroy with us unbearable future-snark.

It's the XXY-traitor Bishop warned us about!

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at January 18, 2010 10:59 AM (qyKoF)

75 That boy tears up a dancefloor in a manner reminiscent of Jenjis Kahn.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at January 18, 2010 11:00 AM (MMC8r)

76 Those only look like military medals, you racist teabaggers! They're actually awards from my Civilian Defense Force.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 18, 2010 11:00 AM (VmtE9)

OT,

Just got email from Scott Brown. These guys have got their shit together. Watch this!

http://tinyurl.com/y8r435u

Posted by: Kemp at January 18, 2010 11:01 AM (2+9Yx)

78 I bet this guy rates his military service as a B+.

Snap.

Posted by: Derek at January 18, 2010 11:01 AM (SxEPG)

Pffft....All this looking around for ACE, Shit!! I think we finally found fuckin ALDO!!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 18, 2010 11:01 AM (pr+up)

dear god, forget last night's prayer where i asked for the winning powerball ticket

instead please let this asshole run into a real SAS member while wearing his get-up

actually, you know god, let's keep powerball at the top of the list

thanks

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 18, 2010 11:01 AM (v1Cw8)

Ooops Thats WALDO !!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 18, 2010 11:03 AM (pr+up)

82 Release the hounds on him! Actually, if you can find him we could accomplish it literally -- rub him down in pork fat and my greyhound would have a blast chasing him down and using him as a chew toy; he could even get a sporting head start 'cause I'm kind like that.

Posted by: unknown jane at January 18, 2010 11:04 AM (5/yRG)

83 Those only look like military medals, you racist teabaggers!

I bet this douchebag has a PhD in teabagging.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 18, 2010 11:04 AM (y4B2y)

84 Sergeant SnitFit.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at January 18, 2010 11:05 AM (MMC8r)

I'll need a fact-check on this but aren't those the same set of medals John J. Rambo had?

Posted by: Crusty at January 18, 2010 11:06 AM (qzgbP)

86 This soldier is a testament to the wonderful diversity of the U.S. armed forces. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Posted by: General George Casey at January 18, 2010 11:06 AM (qyKoF)

87 84 Release the hounds on him! Actually, if you can find him we could accomplish it literally -- rub him down in pork fat and my greyhound would have a blast chasing him down and using him as a chew toy; he could even get a sporting head start 'cause I'm kind like that.

That actually sounds kinda fun...

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at January 18, 2010 11:07 AM (qyKoF)

88 Lt. Col. SissyMary

Posted by: nickless at January 18, 2010 11:07 AM (MMC8r)

89 Hey, get Brown text updates. Send to 68398 text Brown

Posted by: Kemp at January 18, 2010 11:08 AM (2+9Yx)

90 I'm ready for some close-order drilling!

Posted by: Major CrazyBuns at January 18, 2010 11:08 AM (MMC8r)

91 I'd be interested in finding out where he got all those decorations. Probably some criminality involved there as well.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 18, 2010 11:08 AM (y4B2y)

92 Thanks for the link, Laura.

As I mention in my update, I hate these losers, but TSO is absolutely obsessive about finding them out and pursuing them. Be sure to give him some linky-love.

Posted by: XBradTC at January 18, 2010 11:09 AM (cB95w)

93 Do you suck dicks?

Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at January 18, 2010 11:10 AM (qyKoF)

1. If he's really posing as a military officer, as the TAH link suggests, he deserves to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

2. Fuck anyone who suggests otherwise.

3. If he shows up at any future event looking like that, he deserves to have the shit kicked out of him, then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

4. See 2.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 18, 2010 11:10 AM (U37Ux)

95 I know who it is! It's General D. Howser and he's an MD to boot. He forgot his medical corp insignia.

Posted by: CDR M at January 18, 2010 11:12 AM (F9LAD)

96 Mjr. Asshole.

Posted by: Major Butthole at January 18, 2010 11:12 AM (MMC8r)

97 As I mention in my update, I hate these losers, but TSO is absolutely obsessive about finding them out and pursuing them. Be sure to give him some linky-love.

Good lord. Look at some of those other photos. What a freak show, like San Francisco. Yeah, let's repeal "don't ask, don't tell". That's a great idea.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 18, 2010 11:13 AM (y4B2y)

98 He looks ligit to me, and I've seen every episode of M*A*S*H!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 18, 2010 11:13 AM (MMC8r)

99 Shows what you keyboard kommandos know! Listen, you pukes, I've earned every one of those medals in services in the rear areas of more areas of operation than you've had hot lunches. From suck-starting a Huey to get my outfit back from the cleaners in Da Nang, to steamy operations in the golden monsoon showers of Thailand, I've put the 'rear' in rear echelon with pride! As far as the CIA patch, well, don't ask, don't tell has always been my security watchword, especially when going in deep, uh, cover. Next stop, CIC of the top-secret Operation Hello Sailor! NOBODY packs the rear with more gear, maggots! And those glasses? Impact-proof lenses in case those teabaggers get out of hand! They didn't give me my nick-name for nothing! Next time show a little respect!

Posted by: General Lance 'Chocolate Thunder' Budripper, USA (Retarded) at January 18, 2010 11:13 AM (aC0uO)

100 He claims he was Colin Powell's personal bodyguard and interpreter and Powell was aware of his sexual orientation.

I'm no fan of Powell as a conservative or Republican.. but I think he might find it interesting that his name is connected to this jerkoff.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2010 11:14 AM (f9c2L)

101

The guy has really pissed me off! Now, Chan, his last name, says he's an Eagle Scout too.

Book'em Dan O.

Posted by: Kemp at January 18, 2010 11:14 AM (2+9Yx)

102

94 -- You can pick most military medals up at a pawn shop...or you can swipe them off a real military member: my bil got in and swiped some of my husband's (when they were roomies, prior to marriage to me -- which meant bil kinda vanished; I don't like him and just barely put up with him in small doses, and he knows it).

...and once my greyhound runs him down then we can let my pit bull mix and my border collies lose on him -- they like chew toys that smell of pork too. Right sharp toothed little suckers they are at that -- it'd be a wolf pack style feeding frenzy (maybe make him wear those little wing things as well; my dogs like tearing into fluffy things almost as much as pork smelling things).

Posted by: unknown jane at January 18, 2010 11:15 AM (5/yRG)

103 O/T Shepard Smith (yeah, I feel the same way about him) has some children on screen that have been adopted already but are stuck in an orphanage in Port Au Prince. The reason? Our wonderful State Department will not give them visas to enter the country. WTF? These kids were adopted before the eathquake and are still waiting for permission to enter the country.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 18, 2010 11:16 AM (EhlQq)

104 He claims he was Colin Powell's personal bodyguard and interpreter and Powell was aware of his sexual orientation.

I call bullshit on most of his resume, especially this. Powell is a political squish, but he'd be savvy enough to have this guy transferred at the earliest opportunity.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 18, 2010 11:17 AM (y4B2y)

105 Captain America never wore a proper uniform either, but he'll still put you some fuckin knowledge on moral authority n shit you racist teabagger wingnutz.

Posted by: Painful Stool at January 18, 2010 11:17 AM (IoUF1)

106

92 I hope this douche isn't related to Patrick McManus, the outdoor humorist. (and whose books kick ASS!)

Go to this link , http://tinyurl.com/yczkdgu his friendster page says his last name is Chan and he grew up in Singapore. That might be true, but who the f k knows.

I know he's going to be REAL popular in prison.

Posted by: Kemp at January 18, 2010 11:18 AM (2+9Yx)

107 "The mixture of CIA, British and American insigna and medals along with his goatee would not be your normal Stolen Valor type prick."

Imitation is the cheap knock-off of admiration. You're right. The "normal" stolen valor prick who covets the bling wishes he could be that way without trying. This guy not only has no respect, he is ridiculing and degrading the valor as if there is no such thing as valor. Having failed at valor himself in life, he has determined that no one else may be recognized for valor, like a bitter atheist who must spite the concept of goodness expressed as God. This guy is doing his Alinsky fashion statement runway modeling medals of valor as if it's cheap costume jewelry bling on a pimping whore turning tricks. Arrest, convict, fine him and make him serve to learn some respect for others.

Posted by: maverick muse at January 18, 2010 11:18 AM (+CLh/)

108 On his friendster page, click the link just above his list, he has a picture of a Calf license plate, T BBGER

Posted by: Kemp at January 18, 2010 11:21 AM (2+9Yx)

109 What, no EOD badge? His uniform just needs a few awards to give it authenticity, like a Good Conduct Medal with "V" device for valor, an NCO Professional Development Ribbon with Screaming Napalmed Children Cluster, and oh... say a Salvage Diver badge. Then slap a Belgian Fourrage on his shoulder and he's good to go.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, flexing his Pimp Hand at January 18, 2010 11:21 AM (1zgwP)

110 94 -- You can pick most military medals up at a pawn shop...or you can swipe them off a real military member:

I guess, but I mean, what kind of sick bastard would want to wear someone else's Purple Heart and try to pass it off as your own? Not only are you dishonoring the original recipient, I'd be afraid God would strike me down. (God: you want a Purple Heart? I got your Purple Heart right here...(lightning bolt))..

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 18, 2010 11:21 AM (y4B2y)

111
his friendster page says his last name is Chan and he grew up in Singapore.

I assume that is his domestic partner's last name and he took it as the bitch.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 18, 2010 11:23 AM (fx8sm)

112 I like how his resume lists him as a bodyguard holding the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. That's so goddamned funny that I'd be laughing my ass off while I pummeled him into the dirt.

Posted by: Burn the Witch (USMC Ret) at January 18, 2010 11:23 AM (U37Ux)

113 I think we should get a posthumous purple heart to Harvey Milk.

Posted by: Sean Penn at January 18, 2010 11:25 AM (qyKoF)

114 113 -- did you read my first post on this thread? you'd be amazed

Posted by: unknown jane at January 18, 2010 11:25 AM (5/yRG)

115 I like how his resume lists him as a bodyguard holding the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. That's so goddamned funny that I'd be laughing my ass off while I pummeled him into the dirt.

By 'LtC,' he meant 'Loves the Cock.'

Posted by: nickless at January 18, 2010 11:28 AM (MMC8r)

116 113 -- did you read my first post on this thread? you'd be amazed

Actually, I just did. Consider me amazed.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 18, 2010 11:28 AM (y4B2y)

117

#114

Hmm, never thought of that. Probably true since he says he's living with a monk. Monks like spunk? Never knew.

Posted by: Kemp at January 18, 2010 11:28 AM (2+9Yx)

118

Upon closer inspection of his medals, I can see that he has been awarded the "Leave No Trace" medal, the 2009 Pinewood Derby medal with clusters, and the Orienteering and Map-Reading medal for meritorious popcorn sales of $500 or more.

Posted by: EC at January 18, 2010 11:29 AM (mAhn3)

119

Unfortuantely, there are plenty of people that celebrate this type of behaviour... even in Texas now. Esp Houston

Posted by: Texan at January 18, 2010 02:42 PM (LmmGq)

Esp Dallas, you mean. Around the Oak Lawn area, thereabouts.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at January 18, 2010 11:29 AM (QMGr1)

120 After reading his profile, I was thinking, "Hmm, could be a general. Or an aspiring Thai ladyboy."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 18, 2010 11:29 AM (1zgwP)

121 Bastard!

Posted by: GarandFan at January 18, 2010 11:31 AM (ZQBnQ)

122 Eric Holder knows what to do with this guy...

Posted by: Lee__ at January 18, 2010 11:31 AM (895jr)

123 The guys at This Ain't Hell think they found him.

You can see his profile here.

Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2010 11:31 AM (ccEuN)

124 If you click through those pictures in the profile link I gave above you can see it's not the first time he's done this. Be sure to stop at photo 47 to see him with Steven Seagal aka King of the Douchebags.

Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2010 11:36 AM (ccEuN)

125
No thanks, seen about enough of this turdburglar.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 18, 2010 11:40 AM (fx8sm)

126 Dang Straights - Yes, but if you go to that profile, and click just once to advance to the next picture you will see him wearing that uniform. There is a comment button on the sidebar so that you can praise his sense of style.

Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2010 11:46 AM (ccEuN)

127 I would love to meet this guy in person.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at January 18, 2010 11:46 AM (3IZGh)

128 Wonder if he got an honorable discharge for pre-traumatic stress?

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at January 18, 2010 11:47 AM (qyKoF)

129

119 -- Now you know why family holidays are so much fun; very little political debate...but there sure were some moments of "let's hear yer war stories; let's see some of those awesome Ranger close combat moves...Killer".

Yes, I can be that much of a bitch to family members.

Posted by: unknown jane at January 18, 2010 11:47 AM (5/yRG)

130

@122- Houston (Montrose) , Dallas (Oak Lawn)

You said potato, I saw potahto....

Posted by: Texan at January 18, 2010 11:49 AM (LmmGq)

131 61
Yea, I did in fact bop Bwaney Fwank, the esteemed Congressman from Massachusetts, but never let it be said I didn't earn all those medals. I am a true American hero.

Posted by: Faggy Fake Soldier at January 18, 2010 02:50 PM (EINdG)

You misspelled the words congwessman and twue.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 18, 2010 11:52 AM (w41GQ)

132

Nice to see all the Vets (you know who you are) show up for this post.

Whatta maggot!!

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at January 18, 2010 11:53 AM (rQTdM)

133

I have a personal bias about squared-off, black-rimmed glasses.

In the Army they are known affectionately as birth control glasses.

Posted by: motionview at January 18, 2010 11:59 AM (DtSf1)

134

87 yo crusty, actually rambo was a cmoh recipient

yes, my brain if full of dumb facts like this but can i find my watch, noooo

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 18, 2010 11:59 AM (v1Cw8)

135

With two arugula leafs.
Um, that's "with arugula leaf cluster fucks".

By 'LtC,' he meant 'Loves the Cock.'

And I believe that's "Loathes the Clit".

Gee, I thought this was supposed to be a smart military blog.

Seriously, I was going to let asshole off because he was obviously dressing up as if for a costume party (and me assuming that there were plenty of other gays dressing up for the mayor's party), but if he's claiming to be a Lieutenant-Colonel and worked for Powell in his online rÃ©sumÃ©, then sure, go after the dick.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2010 12:00 PM (2qU2d)

136

BTW, navycopjoe, if you do win the Powerball, you can hire someone to beat the dick up. So maybe it'd be God answering "yes" to both of your prayers.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2010 12:02 PM (2qU2d)

137

excellent point andy

but i have a feeling dang is in houston hunting this freak down as i post this

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 18, 2010 12:07 PM (v1Cw8)

138 He's not at some lame costume party right?

Posted by: Iblis at January 18, 2010 12:13 PM (9221z)

139 andycanuck - This shit is unacceptable even at a costume party. I doubt you would walk around at Halloween wearing a phony VC or Star of Valour.

Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2010 12:19 PM (ccEuN)

140 he's been ID'd: http://networkedblogs.com/p24707676

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 18, 2010 12:20 PM (d1FhN)

141 #126: GMTA!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 18, 2010 12:21 PM (d1FhN)

142 144 - Wow, another member of the GMTA, the Guam Mass Transit Authority. Small world.

Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2010 12:30 PM (ccEuN)

143

Let's court marshall him & shoot him

Posted by: Say What? at January 18, 2010 12:34 PM (vwh8M)

144 As a person practicing aspects of Buddhism, let me tell you guys that the note from the Buddhists--well, that's just about as angry as a Buddhist can get...this clown is making no legit friends...

Posted by: ushie at January 18, 2010 12:39 PM (GkYyh)

145 go after the dick.

apparently that's his motto

Posted by: Frank G at January 18, 2010 12:43 PM (I+To0)

146 How about Leeroy Jenkins?

Posted by: mpur at January 18, 2010 12:46 PM (946fl)

147 grrrr

link fixed (hopefully)

Posted by: mpur at January 18, 2010 12:49 PM (946fl)

148 Apparently, the local news is now on it- KTRK TElevision, the ABC Station in Houston may be broadcasting something. Keep an eye out, you locals...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 18, 2010 12:50 PM (+OzJX)

149 Why, why, why are these dicks always from my hometown? It just isn't right.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at January 18, 2010 01:06 PM (PiTBB)

150 Sure he's not doing that just as a joke?

Posted by: rdb at January 18, 2010 01:11 PM (zhQz1)

151

Good gravy people!

Anise Parker victory party... hmmm... a fruitcake wears a flamboyant costume, is flawless with the execution, and people still believe this is some kind of imposter?

It's a fruitcake costume... not a fake badge!

Posted by: trax at January 18, 2010 01:11 PM (Xgwet)

152 Unfortuantely, there are plenty of people that celebrate this type of behaviour... even in Texas now. Esp Houston

Heh. Try downtown Austin sometime.

Posted by: mpur at January 18, 2010 01:39 PM (946fl)

153 #153 #154,

It's not just a costume--he has c.v. and "bio" stuff about claiming to have retired from the military as a Lieutenant Colonel, etc. It's no joke.

Posted by: FbL at January 18, 2010 01:40 PM (HyNTm)

154 I'm a little surprised at some here who seem to be willing to give this dickwad POS the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 18, 2010 01:49 PM (554T5)

155

Nice girl glasses, Faggot.

They shout, 'I would have preferred being born with a vagina...'

Posted by: JThunders at January 18, 2010 01:58 PM (1+E1V)

156

I'm sorry to see that he's getting the advance warning. Reminds me of a couple of scenes from Day of The Jackal. In two days, he could be bussing tables three states away, with a new assumed name. That would be a shame.

I am not a veteran. Our country is not divided into military and non-military; it's divided into military and anti-military. American civilians can get pretty touchy about seeing their military mocked, especially by the likes of this little guy.

Anise Parker, they tell me, is a homosexual. But she was noted as the more conservative candidate in more than one election. She also spent several years of her adolescence serving as a Red Cross volunteer at a US military hospital in Germany, so I'm going to bet she's not in on the joke. Should a prosecutor take up the case (and why wouldn't one, other than Orders from Far, Far Above?) she couldn't shield him anyway, but I'm not seeing any reason she would want to.

I hope we will be seeing regular updates to this case.

Commenters will please refrain from ridiculing ther merit badges of the Boy Scouts, the counterfeiting of which does get you into Deep Shit, and the Belgian Fourragere, which my father earned in 1944 and wears with some pride.

Posted by: comatus at January 18, 2010 02:07 PM (/VEEI)

157 _{157
I'm a little surprised at some here who seem to be willing to give this dickwad POS the benefit of the doubt.

Maybe they ain't been there or done that or had family that has/had.

I could see this little shit playing dress up for his big party and cut him some slack if he didn't make those absurd BS claims. Fuck him I hope he gets what he deserves.}

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at January 18, 2010 02:23 PM (rQ404)

158 The Belgian Fourrage was part of my Class A uniform when I was assigned to 2-12 Infantry at Ft. Carson. There's a pic of me wearing it on my facebook page. Wash the sand out of your vagina, Comatus. No one's mocking your father.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 18, 2010 02:47 PM (hfBzm)

159 Why, why, why are these dicks always from my hometown? It just isn't right.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at January 18, 2010 05:06 PM (PiTBB)

At least you're in Katy. I'm deep in the heart of it, and have been most of my life. Used to not be this way, though. And I'd bet long odds this cockholster wasn't born here, but rather is yet another out-of-state transplant; same crowd that ruined this town to start with.

Posted by: Cave Bear at January 18, 2010 02:53 PM (uMihF)

160 What, no Eagle Scout?

Posted by: ddiddly at January 18, 2010 03:31 PM (JXF5g)

161 Empire of Jeff, when were you with 2-12IN? I was 1-12IN from 92 to 95.

Posted by: XBradTC at January 18, 2010 03:42 PM (cB95w)

162 That shit is too goofy to be serious. I think he just deserves a cock punch. I don't think he is trying to scam anyone. Just a hipster douche bag.

Posted by: Shtetl G at January 18, 2010 03:48 PM (Jal1D)

163 shtetlG, I'd lean that way if he hadn't put a crapload of claims to service on several social networking sites. If you put bogus military service on your resume, I'm not at all inclined to cut you any slack.

Posted by: XBradTC at January 18, 2010 03:50 PM (cB95w)

164 I find his purple heart insulting as hell. Mom had a brother die in WW2 (she was the baby of the family) and his mom kept his purple heart until she passed away. My uncle has it now. Not a toy for dress up.

Posted by: NotAMolly at January 18, 2010 03:57 PM (cPELo)

165 If you put bogus military service on your resume, I'm not at all inclined to cut you any slack.

You've convinced me. Jail time plus cock punch.

Posted by: Shtetl G at January 18, 2010 05:25 PM (Jal1D)

166
For those people who are intending to report this stupid loser for violations of the Stolen Valor Act -- in terms of the technicalities of the law, you're right on, but do any of you really honestly think that the Obama/Holder Justice Department is going to so much as raise a finger to go after this guy?

Posted by: torquewrench at January 18, 2010 05:25 PM (aWrFJ)

167 The badge on his top left IS an Eagle Scout insignia. Fucker. I never served in the military, but since I am an Eagle Scout, I can only imagine how pissed vets must be to see theirs made a mockery of.

Posted by: ddiddly at January 18, 2010 06:07 PM (JXF5g)

168 I hear he served on the H.M.S. Indefagitable.

Posted by: rdb at January 18, 2010 06:33 PM (zhQz1)

169 http://andrejkoymasky.com/liv/fam/biom1/macman01.html

Posted by: monica at January 18, 2010 06:41 PM (rFLG5)

170 if its against the law to impersonate a soldier why didn't that douchebag claiming to have been privy to war crimes while serving in iraq ever got prosecuted?

Posted by: underdown at January 18, 2010 08:58 PM (h5b/8)

171

My grandfather died in his 70's with 3 purple hearts and 2 bronze star in the seabee's. My other grandfather was, who is still alive, fought with the 101st on d-day and cracked his spine in france. He got a purple heart for that and about 60 -70 ish years with a cain or a walker. My uncle lost 3 fingers in korea due to frostbite. My dad got cancer from agent orange in Vietnam. And, personally, I've lost some good friends in Iraq, and had a few that haven't come back with the same number of limbs that they left with.

So, earnestly, if this guy wanted to wear a costume and be feastive he really, really fucked up. But, i think we all know, that just wasn't the case.

Posted by: rob b at January 18, 2010 09:19 PM (2giRu)

172 Rob B, I'd love to hear more about your grandfather with the 101st. I did eight years with the Screaming Eagles, including Iraq a couple times. Hit me up, azrael556 at hotmail dot com.

I have a pickaxe handle somewhere with this jackoff's name on it. No muss, no fuss, no prosecution, he just takes the beating of his life to get the "hip and ironic" out of his system and once he stops pissing blood and can walk normally, he's on with his life. I've done some fucked up uniforms for Halloween when I was a LOT younger, and I appreciate a good reenactor's impression (including the WWII guys) and know some of the insignia is essential to that. You can't reenact the WWII Airborne without the wings, which of course are the same pattern of badge as earned today. It's a moral issue I'm good with. But it's not Halloween, this guy's uniform is fucked up, so he gets the axe handle like I was the Bear Jew =)

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 19, 2010 01:49 AM (7D3Uc)

173 democrat, of course, and exaggerating his service to promote politics, of course.

And in a few places, democrats claiming it's off limits to point out his partisan affiliation, even though that was a major facet of his lies.

Just s dumber, poorer John Kerry.

Posted by: vigglesvorth at January 19, 2010 07:04 AM (dUOK+)

174 And the dude put his lies on his resume. This was no fake joke costume... he really is stealing valor.

Posted by: vigglesvorth at January 19, 2010 07:05 AM (dUOK+)

175

I know who he is. Look in the URL space above, because you guys won't let links be displayed here.

Posted by: Patvann at January 19, 2010 07:14 AM (W6rZ8)

176 I am a new, practicing Buddhist. I see a lot of true anger here towards this guy wearing the uniform. What if he suffers from a mental disorder and needs true help and understanding? As a former Christian and now new studying Buddhist, how about we show some compassion and understanding about this situation? I only served in the military in my home country because it is mandatory for each man to do so. It is also common in my country for a man to become a Buddhist monk at some point, which is what I did and am doing now while going to Uni here in New Hampshire. I support both my home country and the USA military for what they do. Is it not the job to defend the weak and those in need of help? I just hope we can see it without so much anger and hate. Get him the help he obviously needs. I don't think what he did was with malicious intent or trying to gain something other than just recognition. Too bad he did it in the wrong manner. I try to look at all situations from any possible angle. Any thoughts?

Posted by: Albert C. at February 02, 2010 10:39 PM (XR1gh)

177 Re: Albert C at 194.....some thoughts......piss off. Try selling your crap at Huff Po or some other lefty blog. As far as I am concerned, find him, kick his ass, then turn what is left of him over to the FBI.

Posted by: jasonj at February 06, 2010 12:11 PM (69j91)

178 thanks

Posted by: rottweiler at July 02, 2010 10:58 AM (9erBX)

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