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September 29, 2010

Submit to Me, Bitch: Dan Webster Vaults Ahead of Alan Grayson
— Ace

Webster, a former state senator, leads the freshman congressman 43-36 in the survey of 559 likely voters conducted Sept. 25-27.

Ed Morrissey writes:

Grayson insisted that he ran the ad to defend women, but Â“women really loathe him,Â” pollster James Lee reports. Among female voters, Grayson has a 33/53 favorability rating, and Webster beats him by twelve points, 45/33.

More bad news for Grayson -- he's actually still leading with Independents, even in this poll, and still be behind. That probably will not remain the case. Independents often get their news a lot slower than everyone else. I can't see them going for a liar.

Grayson's whole schtick, of course, is that toxic Democratic idea that the way to be "tough" is simply to be obnoxiously dishonest. "Republicans win that way," they tell themselves, and "tough Democrats" fight fire with fire.

Meanwhile they make monsters of themselves. But that's "tough."

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1 women really loathe him

Is it because of his Australopithecus serial killer look or the asshaterry?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 29, 2010 07:52 AM (JKe0g)

2 My opponent is a crazy guy that wants to execute our beloved soccer team because they lost the olympics, vote for me!

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 07:53 AM (BwkYi)

3 Wicket pic please.

Posted by: EC at September 29, 2010 07:53 AM (mAhn3)

4 democrats want to be tough on crime by legalizing illegal activity and making illegal legal things, such as speech, assembly, petitioning the govt etc.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at September 29, 2010 07:53 AM (rYRRP)

5 "Women really loathe him"

Not what most guys want to get out of a career in politics.

Posted by: JEM at September 29, 2010 07:53 AM (o+SC1)

6 When Grayson loses, look for him to totally melt down.

Posted by: jewells at September 29, 2010 07:53 AM (l/N7H)

7 1 women really loathe him Is it because of his Australopithecus serial killer look or the asshaterry? Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 29, 2010 11:52 AM (JKe0g)

Posted by: Women. at September 29, 2010 07:53 AM (RD7QR)

Alan Greyson is tough?

What happened to this country?

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at September 29, 2010 07:53 AM (0BXUB)

9 As the American electorate begins to regain its equilibrium after the heady days of November 2008, being a fucking douchebag will again become a liability for a candidate.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 07:54 AM (5aa4z)

10 6 1 women really loathe him Is it because of his Australopithecus serial killer look or the asshaterry? Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 29, 2010 11:52 AM (JKe0g) Posted by: Women. at September 29, 2010 11:53 AM (RD7QR) Yes. (Shouldn't post while busy.)

Posted by: Women. at September 29, 2010 07:54 AM (RD7QR)

11 My opponent wants girls kicked out of public school and executed for the crime of reading, vote for me!

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 07:54 AM (BwkYi)

12 Hey Grayson, tell me how my ass tastes! Gonna be great when Grayson is doing ghey pr0n after the election.

Posted by: Dan Webster at September 29, 2010 07:54 AM (zgZzy)

13
Alan Grayson's reelection is a referendum on the MSNBC programming lineup & George Soros & TPM and all the radical left wing fringe groups.

Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 07:55 AM (fFMjt)

14 Liberals always did have a problem with cause and effect.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 29, 2010 07:55 AM (xxgag)

9 As the American electorate begins to regain its equilibrium after the heady days of November 2008, being a fucking douchebag will again become a liability for a candidate.

Damn.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 29, 2010 07:55 AM (zgZzy)

16 The ewok awakens!!!

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2010 07:56 AM (zoC3t)

17 Excellent.

Posted by: The Taliban at September 29, 2010 07:56 AM (Y81Xa)

18 My opponent wants clitorectomies for every Florida female!

Posted by: Alan "Dick" Grayson at September 29, 2010 07:56 AM (zgZzy)

19 Hold the Dems' feet to the fire for loving this guy. He was heralded as someone not afraid to speak truth to power. There's got to be clips of the MSNBC gang fellating him out there.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at September 29, 2010 07:57 AM (w9BEi)

20
That soundcut of Obama denying these elections are not a referendum on him is delicious.

A big truck is about to hit the Democrats and they don't even know it.

Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 07:57 AM (Sl76L)

Hit the nail on the head. But it's projection. Some of them, though, need to give themselves a justification.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 29, 2010 07:57 AM (3wPsb)

22 I think grayson is crazy. I mean clinically. He needs anti-psychotics.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 29, 2010 07:58 AM (btiSt)

23 Webster, a former state senator, leads the freshman congressman 43-36 in the survey of 559 likely voters conducted Sept. 25-27.

When did the asshattery about Grayson's ad hit the news? I think just yesterday, right? This survey may have been conducted before that...if so, the numbers should get better.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2010 07:58 AM (VuLos)

24 Alan Grayson campaign slogan 38: My opponent is the fucking Devil. Not a devil, the Devil.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 29, 2010 07:58 AM (BwkYi)

25 19 Hold the Dems' feet to the fire for loving this guy. He was heralded as someone not afraid to speak truth to power. There's got to be clips of the MSNBC gang fellating him out there.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at September 29, 2010 11:57 AM (w9BEi)

Kinda wish there was a way to vote the media out...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 29, 2010 07:59 AM (GBXon)

26 Dennis Prager was all over Grayson's idiotic ad yesterday; playing the Webster source material in full and then how it was used in the ad. The trouble I have with Prager is that he reminds me of Bennett but with a whiny voice: He takes forever to make his point and when I'm listening to him I feel like I'm wasting my time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 29, 2010 07:59 AM (hRNYI)

27 Not to be too much of a dick, but...who the fuck isn't aware of what's going on in American politics? Are independents so out of touch that they only tune in a few weeks before an election? It's not like politics hasn't overflowed (like sewage) into the economy!

I have never met anyone like that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 29, 2010 08:00 AM (LH6ir)

28
Alan Grayson is a lying cocksucker but I wish we had a few bomb throwers on our side.

They wouldn't even have to lie or exaggerate.

Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 08:00 AM (Sl76L)

29 Waiting for Grayson to publish a diary over at Daily Kooks begging for money from the libtards in 3-2-1..

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at September 29, 2010 08:00 AM (f9c2L)

I know, and you're a great American for pointing that out!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 29, 2010 08:01 AM (zgZzy)

31 Bye Bye Alan Grayson.

Dont let the door hit ya in the ass as you leave.

Posted by: Timbo at September 29, 2010 08:01 AM (ph9vn)

32 Alan Grayson campaign slogan 75: Do it for Paul Wellstone, Robert Byrd, and Ted Kennedy!

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 29, 2010 08:01 AM (BwkYi)

33 If an incumbent is at 36. He is toast.

Posted by: Dan at September 29, 2010 08:01 AM (1jzSs)

34 A big truck is about to hit the Democrats and they don't even know it.

Brings to mind the image of Wile E. Coyote running in midair before he realizes he ran off the cliff.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 29, 2010 08:02 AM (Avspz)

35 27, Yes they are THAT out of touch. Many have no idea who the vice president is, but can tell you all about "The Situation" and Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Dan at September 29, 2010 08:03 AM (1jzSs)

36
When did the asshattery about Grayson's ad hit the news? I think just yesterday, right? This survey may have been conducted before that...if so, the numbers should get better.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2010 11:58 AM (VuLos)

I think it was just yesterday. Beck was talking about it on his radio show yesterday morning. Polls will get worse.

Posted by: Timbo at September 29, 2010 08:03 AM (ph9vn)

37 More bad news for Grayson. Grayson is Grayson.

Posted by: journolist at September 29, 2010 08:03 AM (O/NP5)

38 Grayson is dreamy and tastes like yellow, please elect him to be the president.

Posted by: Orlando Center for th Habitually Insanee at September 29, 2010 08:03 AM (Y81Xa)

Not to be too much of a dick, but...who the fuck isn't aware of what's going on in American politics?

You're not a dick, you're a dildo, rememeber ;0. Anywhoo to answer your question, there are ALOT people out there who are completely CLUELESS. Case in point, dumb ass who waited on me this morning who didn't know the difference between Mexico and New Mexico. My husband couldn't believe and said, just think, that dumb bitch can vote.

Posted by: jewells at September 29, 2010 08:03 AM (l/N7H)

40 Of course they loathe him. He doesn't have to open his mouth to be loathsome. Physically repulsive is an understatement.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 29, 2010 08:03 AM (pLTLS)

41 Yes they are THAT out of touch. Many have no idea who the vice president is, but can tell you all about "The Situation" and Lady Gaga.

That's not a bug, it's a feature.

Posted by: public schools and the media at September 29, 2010 08:03 AM (w9BEi)

42 Will someone who has good Photoshop skills post a picture with Trumka, Grayson and Rick Sanchez side by side by side? Also, what is this "bitch wrinkle" you speak of so glowingly?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2010 08:04 AM (9Cooa)

43 Alan Grayson campaign slogan 47: John Matrix promised to kill me last.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 29, 2010 08:04 AM (BwkYi)

44
Coming in November...

THE REFERENDUM-ENING

Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 08:05 AM (Sl76L)

I think that's a real rationalization for a lot of Democrats, like the ones involved in voter fraud.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 29, 2010 08:05 AM (EPn5l)

46
Alan Grayson is our George Galloway.

^{Galloway was finally sent packing by the UK voters, last election, btw.}

Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 08:08 AM (fFMjt)

47 Alan Grayson is the kind of fresh voice we need in Washington!

Posted by: Ed Schultz at September 29, 2010 08:08 AM (zgZzy)

48 Alan Grayson campaign slogan 89: Because unlike you, I actually liked the movie 8 Legged Freaks.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 29, 2010 08:09 AM (BwkYi)

49 He's got a website called www.congressmanwithguts.com

Fucker belongs in a straight jacket.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 29, 2010 08:09 AM (r1OG3)

50 there are ALOT people out there who are completely CLUELESS.

Posted by: jewells at September 29, 2010 12:03 PM (l/N7H)

I have always made the assumption that these idiots don't vote.

And while my screen name is CBD, according to my kids, I really am a dick.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 29, 2010 08:09 AM (LH6ir)

51
If the Republicans were smart, which they're not, they'd wrapping Grayson around the neck of the entire Democrat party.

Alan Grayson is the head of the Democrat party, they should say.

Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 08:09 AM (fFMjt)

52 Republicans want you to DIE.

Posted by: Grayson's Strategician at September 29, 2010 08:09 AM (gbCNS)

53 I read his bio. He's and engineer and a lawyer. The later at least took some of the stigma away from my trade.

He strikes me as the sort of guy you would love to watch on Operation Repo. Having his sports car towed away while he screams about who he is --while his staff stands in the background and snickers.

Posted by: AE at September 29, 2010 08:09 AM (1bZ96)

54
Make the Democrats embrace or disown Grayson. Just like they do to the Republicans.

Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 08:10 AM (Sl76L)

50 He's got a website called www.congressmanwithgutsisnuts.com

FTFY

Posted by: Ed Schultz at September 29, 2010 08:10 AM (zgZzy)

"...what is this "bitch wrinkle" you speak of so glowingly?"

It's kinda like Disneyland, if Disneyland was a vagina.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 29, 2010 08:11 AM (HaYO4)

57 19 "Hold the Dems' feet to the fire for loving this guy. He was heralded as someone not afraid to speak truth to power. There's got to be clips of the MSNBC gang fellating him out there" I mentioned this on the headline thread this morning, but it's worth repeating here. C*ntessa Brewer of all people called him out on this yesterday. She actually gave the lying sack of shit grief for...well... being a lying sack of shit. Blind squirrel, acorn and all that.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at September 29, 2010 08:12 AM (Go39q)

58 Mr. Grayson is right. He's an American. He comes before the nation. He has a point of view. As an American citizen, he's free to present his lies in a political attack ad. I think it's great! It's in the Constitution, people!

Now, where's my gavel. I have an appointment to have it sutured to my clenched fist.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 29, 2010 08:13 AM (swuwV)

59 Q: Can I get a 50gal drum of pudding at Costco?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2010 08:13 AM (jDhPF)

Alan Grayson is nuts.

That is all.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 29, 2010 08:13 AM (A0VTZ)

61 Alan, Alan, Alan. It's not so much that you are a bald faced liar that I mind. Hell, all you damn progressives are bald faced liars. It's that you are such a poor one. Just how stupid do you have to be to push such a transparent lie? You claim to speak to truth to power when you are trying to impress that Kos Kooks but what you are doing is shooting the entire Democrat Party in the head by speaking obvious lies to voters.

Idiot.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 29, 2010 08:14 AM (xxgag)

Kraft Foods switchboard operator: Hello, this is Kraft Foods. How may I direct you call ?

Ace: Yes, I am a caterer, and I will be catering an event on November 2nd. I will be catering a campain victory speech event for Sean Duffy, and I would like to order several cases of pudding.

Kraft Foods switchboard operator: Ace ?

Ace:..........hmmmmmmm......(dial tone).

Posted by: Kraft Foods switchboard operator at September 29, 2010 08:14 AM (V92KK)

63 We want Grayson's political career to Die Quickly!

Posted by: Central Florida's 8th Congressional District at September 29, 2010 08:14 AM (9hSKh)

64 Daniel Webster is using campaign donations to buy raw adrenaline, harvested from the corpses of Indonesian sex slaves, which he injects directly into his jugular vein.

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:15 AM (oAZ1S)

65 I've suddenly been blinded by a strange, warm light. Yes, I've been blinded by LOVE. I love you all very, very much--especially all you Republicans...

Posted by: The New Rev. Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:15 AM (VXBR1)

66 I was leaning toward voting for Webster but I don't think we need a guy in Congress that openly boasts about raping the babies of illegal immigrants. That's where I draw the line.

Posted by: Galan Rayson at September 29, 2010 08:17 AM (+lsX1)

67 At first glance, I read that URI as www.congressmanwingnut.com

Posted by: NM Hick at September 29, 2010 08:17 AM (Avspz)

68 36 27, Yes they are THAT out of touch. Many have no idea who the vice president is, but can tell you all about "The Situation" and Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Dan at September 29, 2010 12:03 PM (1jzSs)

Yep. I have a whole pack of in-laws that are more concerned with who will win America's Next Top Talent- or whatever the hell it is- and what little news they do manage to get comes mainly from Stewart and Colbert. The most galling thing about it- and I know no one will believe me when I say this- is that they're all genuinely smart people. Very highly intelligent, actually. They just have no interest in politics (they think it's "divisive") and are in the category of people that don't truly believe that the worst could happen in America. They know things are bad now, but think that it will somehow get better all on its own, so they don't feel all that concerned about the political landscape or what is going on in government.

Posted by: Mandy P. at September 29, 2010 08:18 AM (MK6Kx)

69 Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 29, 2010 12:11 PM (HaYO4) Hmmm. Kick him in his "Teacups?" Oh, yeah. I get it now!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2010 08:19 AM (9Cooa)

70 OT: I've got a question. On A&E there is a show called Billy The Exterminator about a guy who gets rid of pests kind of like the Orkin man. My question is, is this art or entertainment? And for that matter, how can Pawn Stars be considered history?

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 29, 2010 08:20 AM (xxgag)

71 Alan Grayson campaign slogan 53#: Compared to the Speaker of the House, I'm sane.

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:20 AM (R2fpr)

72 Alan Grayson campaign slogan #54: If I lose this job, I have to grow my hair out and return to the GEICO ads.

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:21 AM (R2fpr)

73 Allen "Deathcare" Grayson is dead.

We are just waiting on Nov 2 to bury him.

Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2010 08:22 AM (/jbAw)

74 51: Funny, based on the last ten years, I always assumed they did vote.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 29, 2010 08:22 AM (GBXon)

75 Alan Grayson campaign slogan #55: Who you gonna believe? The guy named after a dictionary or me?

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:22 AM (R2fpr)

76 12 Hey Grayson, tell me how my ass tastes! Gonna be great when Grayson is doing ghey pr0n after the election.

Posted by: Dan Webster at September 29, 2010 11:54 AM (zgZzy)

Please! We don't want him either.

Posted by: Gay Men Everywhere at September 29, 2010 08:22 AM (1+OO5)

77 Sure, that thing about Webster demanding that his wife submit to him and using the Bible to prove it was bullshit but do you really want to be represented by a guy who wants to grind up undocumented workers into dog food?

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:23 AM (xxgag)

78 "Posted by: WalrusRex at September 29, 2010 12:20 PM (xxgag)" Let him who is without mindless programming cast the first stone, brother.

Posted by: The New Rev. Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:23 AM (VXBR1)

79 Alan Grayson campaign slogan #56: My record speaks for itself. In tongues.

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:23 AM (R2fpr)

80 walrus, I watched Ed Shultz on MSNBC. Is this news?

Posted by: man who watches at September 29, 2010 08:24 AM (+sBB4)

81 69

And the worst part about it all is that my politically clueless relatives all think that my husband and I are the ones who are so out of touch. Because we've mostly withdrawn from popular culture and don't follow the music or the 8000 reality TV shows they DVR each week. And when we try to explain that we follow politics and government instead of their stuff because it's infinitely more important and will be a determining factor the lives of our children, they look at us like we're extremist nutballs.

Posted by: Mandy P. at September 29, 2010 08:24 AM (MK6Kx)

82 My day is made. Of course women loathe him.....look at him.

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at September 29, 2010 08:24 AM (W9HiJ)

83 82: This is what happens when people can have America without doing anything for it.

Every year, the bit of my brain that thinks Heinlein got it right in Starship Troopers gets a bit larger.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 29, 2010 08:26 AM (GBXon)

84 Alan Grayson campaign slogan #57: If I'm not re-elected, I'll be idle, and reduced to roaming the streets as your children walk to school. Think about that.

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:26 AM (R2fpr)

85 Oh yeah, and they live in Grayson's district and will probably not even bother to vote, even though they- as out of touch as they are- have heard enough about him to think he's a douchebag.

Posted by: Mandy P. at September 29, 2010 08:27 AM (MK6Kx)

86 Sorry to rant. That just makes me mad.

Posted by: Mandy P. at September 29, 2010 08:27 AM (MK6Kx)

"...what is this "bitch wrinkle" you speak of so glowingly?"

It's kinda like Disneyland, if Disneyland was a vagina.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 29, 2010 12:11 PM (HaYO4)

A vagina is a lot like Disneyland: sometimes it's the Happiest Place on Earth, and sometimes it's wet and slippery like Splash Mountain, and sometimes it's a grand submarine ride.

Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 08:28 AM (fgCQL)

88 Alan Grayson campaign slogan #58: Hey I can quote scripture too! Watch this: Shiggoleth, urbazziwssum quo omnes Chuthulu in mortis.

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:29 AM (R2fpr)

89 I don't think that Alan needs to worry about these "women" that say bad things about him. He is a smart, handsome man that could be the President if he wanted to. These women should just shut their whore mouths and stay away from Alan.

Posted by: Edith Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:29 AM (+lsX1)

90 You wingnuts better quit lying about my main man Grayson.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:30 AM (mka2b)

91 "he's actually still leading with Independents, even in this poll, and still be behind"

Dammit, Ace, why do you still insist on this "Ebonics" schtick?

Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 08:30 AM (fgCQL)

92 women really loathe him I am sure the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: lasue at September 29, 2010 08:30 AM (S25IC)

"...what is this "bitch wrinkle" you speak of so glowingly?"

It's kinda like Disneyland, if Disneyland was a vagina.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 29, 2010 12:11 PM (HaYO4)

A vagina is a lot like Disneyland: sometimes it's the Happiest Place on Earth, and sometimes it's wet and slippery like Splash Mountain, and sometimes it's a grand submarine ride.

Posted by: stuiec

As well as the long wait, sweating in the sun and the high prices. Did I mention standing in line behind some smelly people who speak different languages? I wouldn't mind so much but seeing kids get on that ride is creepy.

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:31 AM (R2fpr)

94 Dammit, Ace, why do you still insist on this "Ebonics" schtick?

Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 12:30 PM (fgCQL)

Word to your moms!

Posted by: Not Ace at September 29, 2010 08:31 AM (eZ2Da)

95 Hey Grayson, tell me how my ass tastes! Gonna be great when Grayson is doing ghey pr0n after the election.

Have your people call my people. We can set you up.

Posted by: Johnson's Levis at September 29, 2010 08:32 AM (wOGfT)

96 Alan Grayson campaign slogan #56: My record speaks for itself. In tongues.

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 12:23 PM (R2fpr)

How about: My record speaks for itself. And when you play it backwards, it says, "Daniel Webster is a minion of Beelzebub."

Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 08:32 AM (fgCQL)

97
Dammit, Ace, why do you still insist on this "Ebonics" schtick?

Don't be so hard on Ace. He has Weigelitis.

Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 08:32 AM (Sl76L)

Posted by: Mallamutt, who celebrated 19 years of marriage yesterday at September 29, 2010 12:31 PM (OWjjx)

Congratulations or condolences, whatever the case may be.

Posted by: ErikW at September 29, 2010 08:33 AM (eZ2Da)

Word to your moms!

Posted by: Not Ace at September 29, 2010 12:31 PM (eZ2Da)

Yo mama so fat, when she puts on her little black dress, she looks like... night.

Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 08:34 AM (fgCQL)

100

A vagina is a lot like Disneyland: sometimes it's the Happiest Place on Earth, and sometimes it's wet and slippery like Splash Mountain, and sometimes it's a grand submarine ride.

But, most of the time, it is closed.

Posted by: Mallamutt, who celebrated 19 years of marriage yesterday

Did you notice that the gift shop always stays open though?

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:34 AM (R2fpr)

101 I keep telling everyone that my opponent is a tyrant who will execute anyone who doesn't vote for him, but his poll numbers keep going up. I. Am. Confused.

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:34 AM (epBek)

102 26 The trouble I have with Prager is that he reminds me of Bennett but with a whiny voice: He takes forever to make his point and when I'm listening to him I feel like I'm wasting my time.Posted by: Captain Hate at September 29, 2010 11:59 AM (hRNYI)

what I'd like to know about Bennett is how long it took him to memorize Bartlett's Book of Quotations? And who told him that dropping a quote into every discussion is a good thing to do?

Posted by: les grossman at September 29, 2010 08:35 AM (K/USr)

103

But, most of the time, it is closed.

Posted by: Mallamutt, who celebrated 19 years of marriage yesterday at September 29, 2010 12:31 PM (OWjjx)

Or it redirects you to Tomorrowland... as in, "Not tonight, dear. Maybe tomorrow."

Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 08:35 AM (fgCQL)

104 And sometimes Disneyland is just too damn crowded.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 29, 2010 08:35 AM (HaYO4)

105 Do I really look like a caricature of a dinosaur?

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:36 AM (EPn5l)

106 I don't really have a cartoon face, do I?

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:36 AM (EPn5l)

107 Just who the hell is this 36% that have a love affair with this sh*t sandwhich?

Posted by: kawfy at September 29, 2010 08:37 AM (lFt0D)

108 And for that matter, how can Pawn Stars be considered history?
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 29, 2010 12:20 PM

Cause the shit that was stolen from you and pawned is History.

Posted by: TC at September 29, 2010 08:37 AM (DYJjQ)

109

Alan Grayson campaign slogan #59: Floridians have a long, wacky record of botching elections. People have asked, how can we possibly surpass dangling chads, orange governors ad butterfly ballots? The answer is simple; re-elect me.

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:38 AM (R2fpr)

110 "GOP candidate signs, then unsigns Tea Party agenda "

Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 08:38 AM (p302b)

111

And, like Disneyland, it undergoes "repairs" once a month.

Which is usually a good thing

I suppose that i will never get used to the cartoon characters wandering in and out. And their escorts.

Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 08:40 AM (R2fpr)

112 The same 36% who think "Real Housewives of D.C." is a show about politics.

Given the recent state of affairs...they may be right

Posted by: kawfy at September 29, 2010 08:40 AM (lFt0D)

113 "GOP candidate signs, then unsigns Tea Party agenda"

Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 12:38 PM (p302b)

Whoops! Well, that's one quick and easy way to out yourself as an asshole.

Posted by: ErikW at September 29, 2010 08:41 AM (eZ2Da)

114 "GOP candidate signs, then unsigns Tea Party agenda "

Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 12:38 PM (p302b)

Gee, I bet he'll be seeing a TEA Party primary challenger in 2012. We'll see how he deals with the question then.

Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 08:42 AM (fgCQL)

115 And sometimes Disneyland is just too damn crowded.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 29, 2010 12:35 PM (HaYO4)

And Disneyland isn't the only place where you have to meet a minimum measurement to ride.

Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 08:43 AM (fgCQL)

116

Alan Grayson campaign slogan 89: Because unlike you, I actually liked the movie 8 Legged Freaks.

Liar! I AM the movie 8Legged Freaks.

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:44 AM (epBek)

117 Now you people are being like Contessa. She wouldn't play the whole ad. The bitch wouldn't let me explain how my opponent rapes young virgins before feeding them to his dog!. She's a whore like the rest of them. Mother warned me! Mother was right! <<puts hands on ears>> I know, Mother!! Stop telling me what to say!!!!

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:44 AM (Zj7+u)

118 As a concerned Christian conservative and lifelong Republican, I am disturbed that Daniel Webster supports the Compromise of 1850 and also dorking women up the squeakhole. This is not the American I and my friend Dick Blumenthal fought for in Vietnam.

Posted by: Alden Gregson at September 29, 2010 08:47 AM (epBek)

119 I personally watched Daniel Webster inject HGH into Roger Clemens' ass. Daniel Webster destroyed the sport of baseball.

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:51 AM (FkKjr)

120 The Devil and Daniel Webster. Need I say more?

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:52 AM (epBek)

121 Can I take back some of those shitass things I said now?

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 29, 2010 08:55 AM (EPn5l)

122 "Meanwhile they make monsters of themselves. But that's "tough." So does this make me vindicated for objecting to your "tit for tat" arguments Ace?

Posted by: James at September 29, 2010 09:03 AM (Nljcu)

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Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 29, 2010 09:08 AM (0fzsA)

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Mandy (at 82 69) I feel your pain. Have similar in-laws and younger family (nieces and nephews) who are either more interested in the slew of mindless crap on TV so won't learn the truth, or are purposefully liberal ideologues from all that gall durned education they got themselves.

Now our own kids are awakening, and we've got them back in the fold. They want the America they were lucky enough to be raised in, for their kids. Right now, it's looking nothing like it's former self. We do our best to point that out to them all of the time. And inform them when they don't have time to be vigilant. It's all we can do.

Posted by: Trish at September 29, 2010 09:18 AM (3Pj6n)

125 According to Webster, Alan Grayson is the very definition of Bitch Wrinkle.

Posted by: Usful Ijit at September 29, 2010 09:21 AM (M/psB)

126 According to Webster, Alan Grayson is the very definition of Bitch Wrinkle.

Love it..heh

Posted by: kawfy at September 29, 2010 09:35 AM (lFt0D)

127 Does Grayson really molest pigs?

Posted by: Kristopher at September 29, 2010 10:02 AM (aAof6)

128 This fucker is giving Joos a bad name, fuck him.

Posted by: Zombie Milton Freidman at September 29, 2010 10:24 AM (AQxTm)

129 What's up with this "bitch wrinkle kicked" expression? Give it a rest, already.

Posted by: Beverly at September 29, 2010 11:17 AM (ZfgbF)

130 women really loathe him

Come for the loathing, stay for the batshit crazy.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2010 11:27 AM (MywrL)

131 But Intrade has Grayson up by 20%!!!!

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