April 11, 2010
— Dave in Texas Howdy morons. I forgot to post the results of the NCAA thingy, my bad.
1 Mr. Wednesday Night (Duke) 132 132
2 WunderKraut (Duke) 127 127
3 Little Miss Spellcheck (Duke) 118 118
Thank you all for playing. Fabulous prizes await you all.
So that's done, and we still have half a weekend to enjoy. I plan to crush weeds until they beg to live, which I will deny.
I hope you are all still having an awesome weekend yourselves.
I noticed this morning that conservatism as defined by the leftist media tools was represented by David Brooks and Kathleen Parker on Meet the Press today. Looking for the video if someone wants to put me some. Brooks' major unsupported assertion is that the college educated class is cool with government, but those who barely finished high school are deeply suspicious of government.
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He probably means "and those with a degree from East Texas State" are like high school dopes.
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Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2010 07:55 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 07:56 AM (cxyxr)
Yeah, I finally find myself agreeing with Tiger.
It was pathetic listening to the guys on the Golf Channel defending the swearing/temper tantrums using the argument that you hear worse things in the NBA.
I can't believe golf really wants to relax its standards. Haven't they seen what's happened to tennis over the past 20 years?
Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2010 07:58 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 08:00 AM (qms0w)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 08:01 AM (cxyxr)
If I were the other golfers I would make a gesture to "thank" Tiger for the past months' distractions. They should all wear red today.
Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2010 08:03 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2010 08:04 AM (QrA9E)
If he gets too out of control at the Masters they will kick his ass off the course. That is one place that doesn't take shit off of anybody.
Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2010 08:06 AM (QrA9E)
This just in from the Whitehouse. An anonymous source heard Obama talking to himself and saying the following:
You suck you fucking marxist loving muslim.
Posted by: conscious and hearing that Obama sucks the big one at April 11, 2010 08:07 AM (YVZlY)
He probably means "and those with a degree from East Texas State" are like high school dopes.
See that makes no sense. Keith Olbermann has a degree from Bessy U and he loves him some big government.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 08:08 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 08:10 AM (qms0w)
Meet the Press never was a good show but it was watchable until Tim Russert died. Now it is pure crap.
Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2010 08:10 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 11, 2010 08:13 AM (8kbzJ)
Posted by: Hammer at April 11, 2010 08:17 AM (GkYyh)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 08:18 AM (cxyxr)
Posted by: Sheriff Biden at April 11, 2010 08:18 AM (I8MPS)
Posted by: RightWingProf at April 11, 2010 08:19 AM (I8MPS)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 08:19 AM (qms0w)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2010 08:19 AM (LD+ZJ)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2010 08:22 AM (LD+ZJ)
Obama shouldn't attend Kaczynski's funeral. Poland has been defined by their suffering and struggles against Communists and state Socialism. Obama is the anthithesis of that. Having that bastard attend Kaczynski's funeral would be like Castro showing up for JFK's funeral.
Posted by: Crusty at April 11, 2010 08:23 AM (qzgbP)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 08:24 AM (cxyxr)
David Brooks has a Bachelor in History. Wow!
And Kathleen Parker has a Masters from Florida State in Spanish Literature. She's from Winter Haven, for chrissake.
And my daughter has more degrees than these two clowns put together. And not in Spanish Literature. What a couple of poseurs.
Here, David. I've got your educated class right here.
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 08:25 AM (W+E+o)
Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2010 08:26 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Hammer at April 11, 2010 08:26 AM (GkYyh)
Posted by: Barney Frank at April 11, 2010 08:28 AM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Hammer at April 11, 2010 12:26 PM (GkYyh)
You're being way too kind.
Posted by: conscious and hearing that Obama sucks the big one at April 11, 2010 08:28 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2010 12:22 PM (LD+ZJ)
There's a Polish joke there. But I'm too compassionate to exploit such an opportunity.
Posted by: Atrollpasinthru at April 11, 2010 08:29 AM (ITzbJ)
Am I a racist to want to see the white man win this?
Posted by: Chris R at April 11, 2010 08:29 AM (AO4qz)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 08:30 AM (W+E+o)
Iran to complain to U.N. over Obama nuclear "threat"
TEHRAN (Reuters) – Iran will lodge a complaint with the United Nations about what it sees as U.S. President Barack Obama's threat to attack it with nuclear weapons, the foreign ministry said on Sunday.
Obama made clear last week that Iran and North Korea were excluded from new limits on the use of U.S. atomic weapons -- something Tehran interpreted as a threat from a long-standing adversary to attack it with nuclear bombs.
"The recent statement by the U.S. president ... implicitly intimidates the Iranian nation with the deployment of nuclear arms," Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said in a televised meeting with military and security officials.
Posted by: conscious and hearing that Obama sucks the big one at April 11, 2010 08:33 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Hammer at April 11, 2010 12:26 PM (GkYyh)
She showed up late. Drunk. She'd obviously been crying. Schadenfreude!
Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2010 08:33 AM (aag4W)
"It's impossible not to be suspicious that foul play was involved in the plane crash death..."
http://tinyurl.com/y23flev
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 08:33 AM (0fzsA)
I guess what Brooks is saying is, only those with an elite Ivy League education should be allowed to have the vote. The only thing wrong with his reasoning of course is how does he reconcile his theory above with the millions of urban and inner city folks that never attended college or finished high school who voted for Obama and are totally supportive of big government also?
Of course Brooks is a dumbass and a useful idiot so I'm not going to waste a whole lot of time trying to dive into his psyche. If I did I'd probably hit my head on a rock.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 08:34 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: tinkerbella at April 11, 2010 08:34 AM (d6stA)
linky?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2010 08:37 AM (Gk/wA)
That shit's probably nothing. He can't do shit so who cares?
Who hosts Meet the Press again? David Gregory. Ridiculous that NBC promoted him to the job when they needed to fire him.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 08:37 AM (cMo6P)
Not that they don't deserve it, but are we to assume that the Democratic Party is the paragon of fiduciary responsibility?
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 08:37 AM (W+E+o)
A New Jersey congressman says he will demand a government inquiry into Mikhail Prokhorov, the Russian billionaire poised to buy the New Jersey Jets, for his extensive business dealings in Zimbabwe -- a bombshell that could blow up the $200 million team deal and threaten the future of Brooklyn's Atlantic Yards, The Post has learned.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 08:37 AM (c0A3e)
Hey Dave, howzabout a Masters thread? You could still show a cheerleader pic.
We won't mind. Really, we won't.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 11, 2010 08:37 AM (i3AsK)
Again...his name is Eric francke and his number is 508-410-2087. His email is eman77@juno.com. He is NOW claiming to be part of the tea party. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! So GET AT IT, BOYS!
Posted by: tinkerbella at April 11, 2010 12:34 PM (d6stA)
Post it over at /b/, tell them the guy sold you a scratched up copy of COD: MW2 and wont replace it or refund you your money and the phone number and e-mail is for GameStop he works at. Sit back and watch the fun begin.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 08:39 AM (t72+4)
TigerHawk ponders:
# It is genuine, insofar as it is as it describes itself: An anti-Tea Party black op.
# It is a pro-Tea Party propaganda device to confuse the media's narrative regarding the "least appealing qualities" of the movement, or its hangers-on ("Hey, Mr. New York Times, how do you know that dude with the racist sign wasn't a liberal in disguise"?).
# It is an anti-Tea Party device to collect the names and email addresses of people eager to do dirty deeds for the left.
# It is a pro-Tea Party device to collect the names and email addresses of people eager to do dirty deeds for the left, so that they can be referred to the media or law enforcement, as the case may be.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 11, 2010 08:43 AM (7+pP9)
Yea, I sat through all of that bullshit for 5 years primarily because someone told me it was a good idea. I pissed off a hundred grand. But one of the things I didn't learn, thank gawd, was that a college degree made me smarter than anyone else. Nor stupid enough to state that on TV.
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at April 11, 2010 08:44 AM (uFdnM)
Lieberman: Omitting 'Islamic' Terrorism From Security Document Dishonest, 'Offensive' http://bit.ly/cxhG7f
Lieberman told "Fox News Sunday" this isn't the first time the Obama administration has tried to tiptoe around referring to Islam in its security documents and that it's time to "blow the whistle" on the trend.
Posted by: conscious and hearing that Obama sucks the big one at April 11, 2010 08:44 AM (YVZlY)
his name is Eric francke and his number is 508-410-2087. Use the Toll Free number; it's on him.
888-819-5955
Posted by: Rewrite! at April 11, 2010 08:45 AM (d7Px0)
So it would be inappropriate for a Russian oligarch to own an NBA team? Seems like he'd fit right in. But that's just me.
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 08:46 AM (W+E+o)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 08:47 AM (W+E+o)
So it would be inappropriate for a Russian oligarch to own an NBA team?
Russians, but not Rush. Socialism forever!
Posted by: Rewrite! at April 11, 2010 08:47 AM (d7Px0)
35 Did anyone watch SNL last night? That cold-open sketch was the most brutal attack on the Obama White House I have yet seen on a MSM show.
It bothered me that they laughed at all. I would expect that if HCR isn't repealed, it will become so unpopular that a sketch like this would be met with stoney silence.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at April 11, 2010 08:47 AM (euuyg)
When watching the cold-open sketch, pay close attention to the audience reaction. In the context of SNL's demographic, the entire program had a strong anti-Obama vibe. And subtly, pro-Palin. When Tina Fey finished her monologue with " and I'll dress up as Sarah Palin later", my jaw dropped.
Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2010 08:50 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at April 11, 2010 08:53 AM (uFdnM)
An LGF perspective?
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 11
Hating government was cool when GWB was president. Now? not so much. We must obey and keep quiet.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 08:55 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: conscious and hearing that Obama sucks the big one at April 11, 2010 08:55 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2010 12:19 PM (LD+ZJ)
Capt. Slow ftw!
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 11, 2010 08:56 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 11, 2010 08:57 AM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: tinkerbella at April 11, 2010 08:57 AM (d6stA)
Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2010 12:54 PM (aag4W)
and her face was made for the radio.
Posted by: conscious and hearing that Obama sucks the big one at April 11, 2010 08:58 AM (YVZlY)
Huh. Tina Fey did Sarah Palin on SNL last night, I guess. Showed "Sarah" starting her own television channel. They had "The Tea Party Wheel of Fortune" where we saw "Obamar is a terrist" on the game board. Ha ha.
I'll admit I laughed when Fey did her schtick a year and a half ago. Now I kinda wish someone would punch her in the throat.
Yep, a hard poke to the throat would work real nice...you betcha.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 11, 2010 09:00 AM (P33XN)
Posted by: tinkerbella at April 11, 2010 09:02 AM (d6stA)
Susan Estrich's voice was made for print.
How do you even get a voice like that? She musta worked at it.
Posted by: Muskwa at April 11, 2010 09:02 AM (2sKy5)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 09:02 AM (qms0w)
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at April 11, 2010 09:05 AM (uFdnM)
Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2010 09:05 AM (FjC5u)
/also posted in wrong thread
Video at the link.
I assume that later in the show they give gratuitous insult to Palin. For liberals, insulting Obama is like committing adultery, and insulting Palin is like going to confession. Having a dirty soul for twenty minutes is arduous.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at April 11, 2010 09:05 AM (euuyg)
Yeah, I think hate and discontent is becoming pretty universal. Trying out a church this morning and after the service, while walking in the corridor, smiled and nodded hello to a nice old lady. I swore she said "freak" sotto voce in response.
To my knowledge, I'd never met her before in my life.
Oh well. I'm just glad she didn't have a pair of nun-chunks with her. Tough times indeed.
Probably going to a different church next week...
Posted by: Horatius at April 11, 2010 09:07 AM (nSxQD)
Huh. Tina Fey did Sarah Palin on SNL last night, I guess. Showed "Sarah" starting her own television channel. They had "The Tea Party Wheel of Fortune" where we saw "Obamar is a terrist" on the game board. Ha ha.
I'll admit I laughed when Fey did her schtick a year and a half ago. Now I kinda wish someone would punch her in the throat.
Yep, a hard poke to the throat would work real nice...you betcha.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 11, 2010 01:00 PM (P33XN)
Did you notice during the skit they showed Steele as a shirtless gangsta rapper wearing chains and covered in tattoos? If the roles would have been reversed and that was an African American figure on the left getting depicted like that by an organization on the right, the cries of racism and stereotyping would be deafening.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 09:07 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2010 09:10 AM (ocax6)
They had "The Tea Party Wheel of Fortune" where we saw "Obamar is a terrist" on the game board. Ha ha.
uh - that's SNL mocking the right.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 09:11 AM (0fzsA)
Oh my.
President Wonderfuck went full Guam over at Gallup.
This is on a weekend where's it' supposed to be better poll results.
Posted by: YIKES! at April 11, 2010 09:11 AM (E5V01)
I
Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2010 09:13 AM (HjPtV)
The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Sunday shows that 30% of the nation's voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-three percent (43%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -13
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 09:14 AM (c0A3e)
Did you notice during the skit they showed Steele as a shirtless gangsta rapper wearing chains and covered in tattoos? If the roles would have been reversed and that was an African American figure on the left getting depicted like that by an organization on the right, the cries of racism and stereotyping would be deafening.
I agree there's constantly a double standard, but Michael Steele has mostly brought that joke upon himself.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at April 11, 2010 09:16 AM (euuyg)
ItÂ’s a piece of cake to fuck up a pretty country
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You now you canÂ’t be lazy!
Always use a messy recipe
The country will end up crazy
Posted by: President Easy Bake at April 11, 2010 09:17 AM (t72+4)
uh - that's SNL mocking the right.
The ha ha was sarcastic. Should've typed har har.
I don't have a problem with someone making fun of Sarah Palin. I doubt Sarah has a problem with it, either. It's free publicity for her. She just laughs and keeps cashing her checks. Fey is starting to grate, though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 11, 2010 09:18 AM (P33XN)
Nets, Not Jets.
Jets are in Florham Park, NJ.
Nets are moving to Brooklyn or are supposed to.
Posted by: JavaJoe at April 11, 2010 01:06 PM (e9JZd)
They are pissed at the Russian (ironically) because he is gonna destroy Bloomburgs Utopic dream of a self sestaining community. Besides the new BB arena in Booklyn there wil be 1,000s of subsidised housing units as well as "wellness & education centers." Also plenty of shopping malls and restaraunts accessible through multiple forms of green transportation. No on will need cars, no one will have to worry about a roof over their heads, health care...check, education check, low paying-min wage jobs to work at said arena, malls, restaraunts etc. CHECK. Come back and visit Bloomburgystan in 20 yrs. and see what has become of his perfect new world.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 09:20 AM (08EVP)
Posted by: Jeff at April 11, 2010 09:21 AM (WRM2y)
I remember Dana Carvey and his Bush 41 impressions. Hilarious. He did one skit with Norm MacDonald playing Bob Dole where Carvey as Bush said he had hallucinated and saw his wife turn into a dragon that was hilarious.
I don't remember Carvey doing his impressions out of hatred or disgust. In fact, in one of his stand up routines he talked about going to the White House and meeting Bush, and he didn't say anything bad about George and Barbara. Said they were nice people. The Sarah Palin shots tend to be malicious. Maybe I'm wrong.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 11, 2010 09:22 AM (P33XN)
Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2010 09:25 AM (aag4W)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2010 09:26 AM (Gk/wA)
I remember Dana Carvey and his Bush 41 impressions. Hilarious. He did one skit with Norm MacDonald playing Bob Dole where Carvey as Bush said he had hallucinated and saw his wife turn into a dragon that was hilarious.
I don't remember Carvey doing his impressions out of hatred or disgust. In fact, in one of his stand up routines he talked about going to the White House and meeting Bush, and he didn't say anything bad about George and Barbara. Said they were nice people. The Sarah Palin shots tend to be malicious. Maybe I'm wrong.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 11, 2010 01:22 PM (P33XN)
I thought the Carvey Bush imitations were hilarious because you could tell there wasnt any malice involved . Hell, Bush Sr. liked them too and realized it was all in good fun. I remember him appearing in person in one of the SNL skits shortly after the '92 election. The maliciousness and smugness involved in Fey's SNL skits imitating Palin and taking swipes at the right is so thick you can cut it with a knife
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 09:28 AM (t72+4)
Behold - the modern democrat party. I smell Harry Reid's tea party.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 12:28 PM (0fzsA)
wow 55 friends on their FB page, I see a whole lotta infiltratin' goin on!
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 11, 2010 09:29 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: jlfintx at April 11, 2010 09:30 AM (JtnAT)
Posted by: logprof at April 11, 2010 09:30 AM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: sherlock at April 11, 2010 09:31 AM (ktKOD)
Lemme just say I have no problem with people being parodied on the right, just the fact that its all directed at one side. The missteps by Obama so far have been so many it should keep a troupe of comedy writers busy for years and practically drowning in material, but so far they still cant find anything funny about him.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 09:31 AM (t72+4)
Brooks' major unsupported assertion is that the college educated class is cool with government, but those who barely finished high school are deeply suspicious of government.
Class warrior!!1!!!111!!!
But seriously, the dropouts didn't get the full indoctrination, so this kinda makes some sense.
Posted by: Stillwater at April 11, 2010 09:32 AM (qUdDE)
Posted by: sherlock at April 11, 2010 01:31 PM (ktKOD)
--There was some troll on here who I recall did. That was when it tossed all dredibility. I think Tina Fey is attractive, but would be be half as pretty as Sarah after 5 children? I think not.
Posted by: logprof at April 11, 2010 09:32 AM (Mmw0q)
Not that they don't deserve it, but are we to assume that the Democratic Party is the paragon of fiduciary responsibility?
---
You don't even have to do that comparison. All the Daily Caller needs to do is show me that the RNC's fundraising operation is inefficient and out of line with acceptable practice for political fundraising. Don't tell me what the expenses were, tell me what the return on investment is... then show me that their ROI is much lower than that for political fundraising (including not just the DNC but PACs, campaign fundraising, etc).
Until then, I'm not outrageously outraged.
ps. This is being discussed a bit over at HA.
Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2010 09:35 AM (Kn9r7)
Now these are golf pants.....
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 01:33 PM (cxyxr)
No, those are '70's disco pants that somebody found in a warehouse somewhere and are trying to pass them off as golf pants.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 09:35 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: tinkerbella at April 11, 2010 09:36 AM (d6stA)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 01:33 PM (cxyxr)
Looks like we started a trend
Posted by: Norwegian Curling Team at April 11, 2010 09:36 AM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 09:36 AM (cxyxr)
From JWF. The link provided there was giving me security risk alerts, so proceed at your own caution.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 09:37 AM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Not Ron Paul at April 11, 2010 09:41 AM (muUqs)
Like we needed another example.
Who loves Saturday Night Live? The same 17 dipshits in LA and New York who look forward to the next Woody Allen cinematic ipecac.
Posted by: sifty at April 11, 2010 09:41 AM (cZQN1)
Yeah, and Carveys impersonation actually had some depth to it. Fey on the other hand, just takes whatever the latest meme or caricature is of Palin from the lib blogs/media and regurgitates it.
Posted by: koopy at April 11, 2010 09:43 AM (ctR4U)
I have a nomination for the Official Brewery of AoS HQ: BrewDog Beer.
"In November BrewDog, a Scottish microbrewery started three years ago, released a new brand, dubbed Tactical Nuclear Penguin. The beer set a new record by weighing in at a scary 32% alcohol-by-volume, over six times the strength of familiar domestic brands like Budweiser. As explained on a cheeky video on the company's website (warning: the clip contains simulated penguin sex), the brewery was able to attain such a high alcohol content for its product by freezing the beer at a local ice cream factory, at temperatures as low as -6 degrees, for 21 days. Alcohol freezes at lower temperatures than water, and removing water from the solution increased the alcohol concentration...
In December BrewDog received a wrist-slap from a British alcohol regulatory body, the Portman Group, which ordered that retailers pull the company's 18.2% Tokyo beer brand off the shelves because of the its marketing tactics. A note on the Tokyo label says: "It is all about moderation. Everything in moderation, including moderation itself. What logically follows is that you must, from time, have excess. This beer is for those times." After the beer was pulled, BrewDog came out with a 1.1% alcohol by volume brew meant to tame the critics. Its name: Nanny State...
The drinking games continued in February when a German Brewer, Schorschbrau, released a 40% alcohol-by-volume beer called Schroschbock. The BrewDog boys fired back a few weeks later: it's latest high-octane concoction, Sink the Bismarck!, checks in at 41%, enough to reclaim the "world's strongest beer" mantle (the name is a not-so-subtle reference to the famous German battleship deployed during World War II)..."
Brewdog dot com.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 09:44 AM (1fanL)
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at April 11, 2010 09:45 AM (uFdnM)
Another opinion story for the "Obama's Losing It" Line.
Obama going off the deep end.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 01:40 PM (c0A3e)
Wow. Thats pretty disturbing, but not shocking its just reaffirming what I came to believe months ago. He has a a lot of dysfunction concerning his family and upbringing, combine that with rampant drug use during his youth and thats an excellent recipe right there for severe mental illness.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 09:45 AM (t72+4)
I just hurt myself with coffee thanks to you, jerk.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 09:46 AM (1fanL)
FUBAR, I remember that strong beer mentioned in an ONT link, but had forgotten who made it.
I may have to try it some time.
Posted by: logprof at April 11, 2010 09:46 AM (Mmw0q)
I just checked the Gallup numbers (they were late today) and Obama's approval is at its lowest ever: 45% approve, 48% disapprove.
http://www.gallup.com/Home.aspx
Posted by: Beppo at April 11, 2010 09:48 AM (Iixgl)
Even though mental illness is a tragedy and all that, I'd kinda like Obama to go bat-shit crazier and run streaking nekid across Pennsylvania Ave at noon with marmalade smeared all over him. Then have the guys in the white coats throw a butterfly net over him and take him to the rubber room.
Just to watch Chris Mathews and Rachel Maddow try to explain it as smart power diplomacy.
Any farmer knows that being up to your ears in bullshit for years at a time can make you go crazy. I think Obama's bullshit is coming home to roost.
This benefits Vlad Putin.
Posted by: sifty at April 11, 2010 09:49 AM (cZQN1)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 09:49 AM (qms0w)
I may have to try it some time.
Posted by: logprof at April 11, 2010 01:46 PM (Mmw0q)
Yeah, I thought barley wine was strong, but that's ridiculous. Probably best to try it in the privacy of your own home at first.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 09:50 AM (1fanL)
Fey has a pointy little chin that reminds me of diamond. I think she knows that she is not attractive.
Posted by: jlfintx at April 11, 2010 09:50 AM (JtnAT)
Tina Fey is not funny. SNL hasn't been funny with their politics since Carvey was doing Bush 41. And when Carvey did it, you never got the sense the Carvey hated Bush 41. Finally, SNL also did a pretty good job then of crushing on Mike Dukakis and Lloyd Bensten.
I guess the comedians are right. There just isn't anything funny about Obama. (Obvious snark....ok)
Posted by: Mallamutt at April 11, 2010 01:47 PM (V9SYy)
And Ross Perot too. The Perot skits they did when he was on Larry King Live were awesome.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 09:51 AM (t72+4)
I used to think Fey was pretty hot. I always liked her scar and she'd put on those glasses and get that whole hot librarian thing going.
She absolutely cannot hold a candle to Sarah, though. Most women can't. Sarah's like the Tsar Bomba of blazing hotness. Fey in comparison is a ladyfinger firecracker.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 11, 2010 09:52 AM (P33XN)
The new term for "Illegal Aliens"
From this point forward, they're to be called "Undocumented Democrats."
Posted by: conscious and hearing that Obama sucks the big one at April 11, 2010 09:53 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 09:53 AM (qms0w)
In order for parody and satire to be funny, you have to be able to disconnect yourself from the intended character you are portraying and make it so over the top that its unbelievable. Fey cant do that, her portrayals of Palin are so smug and condescending that you can tell she has come to harbor a lot of disdain for Palin personally which is why her portrayal of her now is not even close to being funny.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 09:59 AM (t72+4)
I guess that was part of her obligation till they cancel that other show she's on.
Posted by: ian at April 11, 2010 10:00 AM (MszYZ)
Dear Peasants,
Thank you all for building our mansions, keeping our cars working, our toilets flushing and our clothes clean.
Thanks also for keeping those people from cutting our heads off or blowing us up.
Our therapists say that having our heads cut off or being blown up would seriously put a damper on making shows and movies to make fun of you ignorant, unwashed, untouchables.
So keep growing the corn and tofu and cattle and stuff so we can eat.
Ciao,
The Entertainment Industry (your betters)
p.s.: Don't make eye contact with us, we hate that.
Posted by: sifty at April 11, 2010 10:01 AM (cZQN1)
http://tinyurl.com/yeqxnj4
courtesy Instapundit, of course
Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2010 10:03 AM (Gk/wA)
And Kathleen Parker has a Masters from Florida State in Spanish Literature. She's from Winter Haven, for chrissake.
You read Don Quixote and take the rest next year and a half off.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 10:03 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: td at April 11, 2010 10:04 AM (w7TI0)
You read Don Quixote and take the rest next year and a half off.
I'm reading Dombey and Son by Charles Dickens and I'm feeling like taking the rest of my life off. By eating a pistol barrel.
Let's just say Dickens seriously misfired with this novel.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 11, 2010 10:05 AM (P33XN)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 10:06 AM (1fanL)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 10:09 AM (OW1NX)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 10:12 AM (cxyxr)
Did everyone see what Tom Watson had to say re Obama? Truly priceless.
He was accepting some award and he said he felt like Obama, undeserving of the award (which garnered laughs from the audience).
It wast most enjoyable to read that over at Huff & Puff.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 10:13 AM (DVKIo)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 10:15 AM (DVKIo)
fancy pants stopped by and bought some from Daly, today.
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 10:17 AM (cxyxr)
Golf seems to be the only positive thing going on right now. And I think it is a silly game.
I expect Obama to show up at the Masters to give a speech any minute.
Posted by: sifty at April 11, 2010 10:18 AM (cZQN1)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 10:21 AM (cxyxr)
This is an awesome article on behavioral economics and the Obama regulatory state
http://tinyurl.com/yeqxnj4
courtesy Instapundit, of course
Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2010 02:03 PM (Gk/wA)
Seven pages of blah, blah, blah.Posted by: Ed Anger at April 11, 2010 10:21 AM (7+pP9)
Go Lefty!
Posted by: Frank G at April 11, 2010 10:22 AM (4X0aT)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 11, 2010 10:23 AM (TDFdi)
According to an internet source, Gore told a group of Tennessee distillers that “man-made climate change effects have a chance of cutting bourbon production by 85% by 2017.”
Posted by: Oh No!!!!!! at April 11, 2010 10:23 AM (eWtdM)
Better link...
Will Global Warming Hurt Bourbon Production.
http://tinyurl.com/yb9cako
Posted by: Oh No!!!!!! at April 11, 2010 10:25 AM (eWtdM)
Tiger Woods is going to be golf's Iron Sheik. He'll come in waving an Iranian flag and a Hustler magazine so the gallery can throw Coke cups at him. Just like the golden age of wrastlin'.
1. Cheat on wife with gozillion skanks
2. ?
3. Profit
Posted by: sifty at April 11, 2010 10:26 AM (cZQN1)
Posted by: sifty at April 11, 2010 10:27 AM (cZQN1)
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 11, 2010 10:27 AM (kEBiX)
Mark Steyn cuts thru the bs.
“We are now not merely disincentivizing economic energy but actively waging war on it. If 51 percent can vote themselves government lollipops from the other 49 percent, soon 60 percent will be shaking down the remaining 40 percent, and then 70 percent will be sticking it to the remaining 30 percent. How low can it go?”
via hotair
http://tinyurl.com/y28xkm2
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 10:29 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Pelayo at April 11, 2010 10:29 AM (C8qIl)
OT: Who is Wee Wee meeting with that he doesn't want the press to see? It must be pretty awful if even the press pool fluffers can't be told the truth.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 10:32 AM (fx8sm)
ItÂ’s one thing to sing songs extolling misogyny, violence and drug usage. ItÂ’s simply another to endorse conservatism.
Our culture really has degraded, hasnÂ’t it?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 11, 2010 10:33 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 11, 2010 10:34 AM (OkT2m)
OT: Who is Wee Wee meeting with that he doesn't want the press to see? It must be pretty awful if even the press pool fluffers can't be told the truth.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 02:32 PM (fx8sm)
Oh, probably just the tranny hookers. Again.
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at April 11, 2010 10:37 AM (k4bdL)
Britain Sanctions Show Throwing Protests
SCOTLAND YARD has bowed to Islamic sensitivities and accepted that Muslims are entitled to throw shoes in ritual protest — which could have the unintended consequence of politicians or the police being hit.
Can Tea Partiers be allowed to throw tea-bags then? They're quite lighter than shoes.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 10:38 AM (c0A3e)
"If we can prove that a biological attack originated in a country that attacked us, then all bets are off," Clinton said in an interview with CBSÂ’s "Face the Nation." Â…
SmartPower. Except for the memo-distribution system, which is still a bit clunky.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 10:38 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Pelayo at April 11, 2010 02:29 PM (C8qIl)
Because it requires logic and reason to get through engineering school. Unless you're a hot chick.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 10:38 AM (1fanL)
All I had to do was drop out of high school to be called a stupid redneck?
Can I apply for a refund?
Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 11, 2010 10:40 AM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 10:41 AM (1fanL)
Another reason to hate Earth Day this year.
Senators Prepare Compromise Climate Change Bill.
Kerry, collaborating with Republican Senator Lindsey Graham and independent Senator Joseph Lieberman, might introduce a new bill promoting clean energy early next week, just days before the 40th anniversary of Earth Day, environmental sources said.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 10:44 AM (c0A3e)
Because it requires logic and reason to get through engineering school. Unless you're a hot chick.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 02:38 PM (1fanL)
It also helps if you can actually devise a concrete solution to a problem. Name one Lefty who's ever done that.
I'm looking at you, POTUS.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 10:45 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Chris R at April 11, 2010 10:47 AM (AO4qz)
Posted by: tinkerbella at April 11, 2010 10:47 AM (d6stA)
"Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said Sunday the United States could not rule out using nuclear weapons if it came under biological attack, saying in that case "all bets are off."
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 02:38 PM (QKKT0)
It's my opinion that Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton is walking back Obama's original edict on Nukular(sic) weapons? Does she have permission to retract the 'fuck-up" or is Hillary free lancing?
If Rodham is on her own, Obambi will spank Hillary like an irate senior citizen spanks a young boy who pees on his roses.
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 10:47 AM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 02:44 PM (c0A3e)
One of the most diabolical parts of the AGW scam is the way the MSM persistently conflates reducing carbon dioxide emissions with "cleaning the environment." As if CO2 is a pollutant rather than a natural and crucial component of the planet's atmosphere.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 10:48 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 10:51 AM (qms0w)
It's my opinion that Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton is walking back Obama's original edict on Nukular(sic) weapons
Never attribute to a wickedly clever plan what can just as easily bbe attributed to abject cluelessness. Besides, Hillary's never played more than two-dimensional chess on her best day.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 10:51 AM (QKKT0)
194 Good work!
"As a black lesbian trapped in the body of a straight white man, I am able to pass as a member of the establishment wile still maintaining my oneness with the spirit of the Earf Muvah. IÂ’m currently being sued by my inner child for molestation...but trust me, the charges are baseless."
Yeah, clearly he's not playing with all his marbles.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 10:52 AM (DVKIo)
Interesting! Maddy Hatter from (wait for it!) San Francisco, CA, according to the link I saw for the site on Facebook. The most recent posts I saw on the FB page seem to be giving he/she/it what for.
Posted by: Theresa D at April 11, 2010 10:52 AM (iGCmo)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 10:53 AM (qms0w)
ItÂ’s one thing to sing songs extolling misogyny, violence and drug usage. ItÂ’s simply another to endorse conservatism.
Our culture really has degraded, hasnÂ’t it?
Posted by: Heather Radish at April 11, 2010 02:33 PM (OkT2m)
How long before the left starts referring to him as Uncle T-Pain ?
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 10:53 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: 48%er at April 11, 2010 10:54 AM (gxpfq)
I am usually not into the Masters but I’ve got to say this year I am only for the strong “anyone but Tiger” sentiments I feel. So, I guess for the Masters Tiger’s scandal was a win because it has probably expanded its audience.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 10:55 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2010 10:55 AM (LD+ZJ)
I thought T-Pain was in prison? No?
Oh well, I.can't kep my thug life boyz straight these days
yes, I know, say it with me: raaaaaacist.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 10:57 AM (DVKIo)
I'm not sure I can believe this is the first time evah there have been more Muslim attacks than "right-wing extremist" attacks. Even if they're using the old definition of "right-wing extremist" and not the new DHS definition.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 11, 2010 10:57 AM (OkT2m)
Never attribute to a wickedly clever plan what can just as easily bbe attributed to abject cluelessness.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 02:51 PM (QKKT0)
In that case and in the words of Forrest Gump, Hillary should bare her but-tocks and prepare for the caning from Rahm Emanuel. Michelle will provide a soothing aloe butt rub with the medicinal herb grown in her White House garden.
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 10:57 AM (M5t+h)
"Brooks' major unsupported assertion is that the college educated class is cool with government, but those who barely finished high school are deeply suspicious of government."
It's not just an unsupported assertion, it's a stupid and easily refutable one.
If education were the key, then why do lower-class urban dwellers, especially blacks, as well as union stiffs, favor Big Government? Why are so many conservatives wealthy AND educated? Where, exactly, do conservative judges come from?
And this "education" thing: Brooks is assuming that liberal education teaches logic, critical thinking, history, the facts about human nature, the premises behind the Constitution, etc. Which it no longer does.
Face it: Brooks couldn't find his ass with both hands, even if you gave him ice tongs to help extend his reach.
Posted by: effinayright at April 11, 2010 10:59 AM (3sB5l)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 10:59 AM (a9UO0)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 11:00 AM (qms0w)
From his wiki. He had two noted legal troubles in 2007. When he refused to cut his set short at Radio One's Spring Fest Concert in Miami on the evening of April 28, 2007, police presence escalated backstage. He became agitated after concert officials stopped his performance of "Buy You a Drink". Police chased T-Pain and his entourage out of the premises and detained them. After a June 2007 concert of T-Pain's, Tallahassee police issued a warrant for his arrest over a suspended driver's license. T-Pain turned himself into the Leon County Jail on November 2, 2007.
/Guess he doesn't represent da thugs, yo!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 11:01 AM (c0A3e)
Go Lefty!
Posted by: Frank G at April 11, 2010 02:22 PM (4X0aT)
FIFY
Posted by: logprof at April 11, 2010 11:01 AM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 11:04 AM (cxyxr)
iPranged a submarine
A US nuclear sub rammed another ship causing nearly £60MILLION damage - while its navigator was listening to his iPod.
Sailors aboard the USS Hartford had also rigged up loudspeakers so they could play MUSIC on duty, an official report found last night.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 11:04 AM (c0A3e)
The only other funny political skit I think thye have done since then was one where they invited all the non-serious Presidential Candidates to a debate. You had candidates from the Whig Party, the Wig Party, NAMBLA and....Dennis Kuchinich.
Posted by: Mallamutt at April 11, 2010 03:02 PM (V9SYy)
I thought the one they did a few months ago that showed democrats like Pelosi and Frank fantasizing about Scott Brown was laugh out loud funny too.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 11:05 AM (t72+4)
Sailors aboard the USS Hartford had also rigged up loudspeakers so they could play MUSIC on duty, an official report found last night.
Run rockin' run deep.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 11:06 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: sifty at April 11, 2010 11:07 AM (hRFwU)
Captain was preoccupied investigating the disappearing strawberries.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 11:08 AM (QKKT0)
Sailors aboard the USS Hartford had also rigged up loudspeakers so they
could
play MUSIC on duty, an official report found last night.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 03:04 PM (c0A3e)
Wait 'till the women sailors are allowed onboard. The place will become a virtual singles bar. They'll probably even take the missile tubes out and put a bar and a dance floor in them
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 11:09 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 11:09 AM (a9UO0)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 11:09 AM (DVKIo)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 11:10 AM (DVKIo)
That'll make the odds more even when they're tracking Russian or Chinese subs.
Obama will be proud.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 11:11 AM (c0A3e)
EDOOCATE URSELVES PEOPLE!!!11!
Posted by: sifty at April 11, 2010 11:12 AM (hRFwU)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 11:12 AM (a9UO0)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 11:14 AM (DVKIo)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 11:14 AM (S7WS1)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 11:15 AM (DVKIo)
I just ate half a box of Thin Mints. Debating whether I should just kill off the box or put them in the fridge.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 11:15 AM (fx8sm)
That stuff's like crack. Finish it off, put it out of it's misery (and yours).
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 11:16 AM (c0A3e)
Posted by: sifty at April 11, 2010 11:17 AM (hRFwU)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 11:18 AM (DVKIo)
This was a fast attack, they don't have missile tubes. Also, the Captain was relieved "for cause" meaning he is o.u.t.
Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2010 11:19 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 11:20 AM (S7WS1)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 11:21 AM (a9UO0)
Look at all these crazy racists! - with their American flags... the nerve.
The Democrat Anti-Bush/ anti-Dick Cheney pure hatred - War Criminal Bush=Hitler left-wingers were much more patriotic.
http://tinyurl.com/y969kvb
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 11:23 AM (0fzsA)
To the golfers, what is the hardest course you've ever played?
A desert course near Phoenix, Las Sendas. lost a dozen strokes in the cactii/scrub.. nasty layout
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 11, 2010 11:24 AM (8kbzJ)
Hoooooly shiznit, what has she done to herself??
Methinks she needs a shrink rather than a plastic surgeon.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 11:24 AM (DVKIo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 11:25 AM (UOM48)
Hoooooly shiznit, what has she done to herself??
No idea who that is, but who cares? To paraphrase Judge Smials, the world needs bimbos too, y'know.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 11:27 AM (fx8sm)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 11:27 AM (S7WS1)
239 To the golfers, what is the hardest course you've ever played?
The one in my back yard. Little Racefan and I had cups everywhere. You could only use a wedge and had to hole it to win that hole.
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 11:27 AM (cxyxr)
Look at all these crazy racists! - with their American flags... the nerve.
The Democrat Anti-Bush/ anti-Dick Cheney pure hatred - War Criminal Bush=Hitler left-wingers were much more patriotic.
http://tinyurl.com/y969kvb
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 03:23 PM (0fzsA)
From Instapundit:There sure are a lot of women at these events. Maybe thatÂ’s why the men look so cheerful!
I wonder id the MSM will ever get around to talking about "Tea Party Moms".
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 11, 2010 11:27 AM (7+pP9)
Take it easy on Davey, he's so smart because he reads stuff. Of course he couldn't find his car in the parking garage without reading signs or open a bottle without instructions to read.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 11, 2010 11:28 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 11:28 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Most of the American public at April 11, 2010 11:30 AM (sYxEE)
Not likely. They use their "mom with strollers" to describe the crowds at anti-war protests
Posted by: kbdabear at April 11, 2010 11:32 AM (sYxEE)
And there was a community course in the Ft. Lauderdale area where on one hole, little sand owls stole balls and carried them to their ground nests.
The gators make golfing interesting in this area.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 11:32 AM (UOM48)
Ed Anger -
I wonder id the MSM will ever get around to talking about "Tea Party Moms".
Only if the MSM can disparage and smear them. MSM will swing it as the women = Stupid hicks, with their American flags and their AstroTurf.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 11:34 AM (0fzsA)
Attending funerals is supposed to be the VP's job, isn't it? Joe Biden going to a Polish funeral... there has to be a joke there, but I'll defer to taste and drop it.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 11, 2010 11:35 AM (mHQ7T)
The River Oaks Golf Plantation in Myrtle Beach. Water hazards on every hole. I went through two dozen balls and simply quit keeping score.
Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2010 11:35 AM (QrA9E)
Are you allowed to carry on a golf course? I would..
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 11:35 AM (c0A3e)
I've played a couple of those courses in Lauderdale, Jane!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 11:36 AM (DVKIo)
LOL, I have had a fox come out of the woods and run out on the fairway to steal my ball.
Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2010 11:36 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 11:36 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 11:37 AM (a9UO0)
271 You could play with me. I embrace my sucktitude and prefer to play with people who can keep it light and dick around out there.
Nothing worse than golfing with someone that takes it soooo seriously.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 11:40 AM (DVKIo)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 11:40 AM (J8JMV)
I'm not a golfer, but i once went to a party at some peoples house near my apartment and there was a golf course in between my apartment and their house. Anyhoo, i got so drunk that on my walk home i got lost in the golf course and ended up just passing out on the grass. Luckily i woke up before anyone found me.
Posted by: koopy at April 11, 2010 11:41 AM (ctR4U)
The half of Amerika that doesn't pay taxes might be willing to forgive him for beinga socialist, but they just can't live with the idea he may actually be a wells-spoken idiot.
The good news on the right is that despite the Dow hitting 11,000 this week, Obama is getting no credit. When this current "dead-cat bounce" on low volume corrects for 1500 points, they will become even more discouraged.
P.S., Am I the only one who finds the rash of new "Rah, rah, the economy is wonderful!" articles in the MSM amusing? During Bush when we had 4% unemployment and steady 3.5% GDP growth, the MSM acted like a school bus full of kids just got eaten by the rancor in a hutt's pit. There was no end to the "it's gonna be horrible someday" articles. Now it really IS horrible and we get sunshine and roses.
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 11, 2010 11:42 AM (kEBiX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 11:43 AM (UOM48)
Those pictures remind me of this:
A bank robbery many years ago, the female robber was wearing a see-through blouse and no bra. She picked on a male teller, and he could not even tell the cops her hair color or the color of the blouse. Duh?
Posted by: Pelayo at April 11, 2010 11:44 AM (C8qIl)
Hoooooly shiznit, what has she done to herself??
From the photos it looks absolutely appalling
but IÂ’d really have to have a closer inspection to be sure.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 11:44 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 11:46 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 11:48 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: incognito at April 11, 2010 11:49 AM (u6X4c)
I wonder id the MSM will ever get around to talking about "Tea Party Moms".
Maybe we can get a thread about tax day Tea Parties?
I just found out the details of where ours will be.
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 11, 2010 11:49 AM (XdlcF)
Indeed. Have fun, *evil smile*.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 11:50 AM (c0A3e)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 11:51 AM (J8JMV)
And Mickelson will crumble on the back 9, sorry. It's just the way he is. Westwood or Couple, hopefully Couples.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 11:55 AM (fx8sm)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 11:58 AM (cxyxr)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 11:58 AM (J8JMV)
Yeah, a Tea Party thread would be cool. Neal Cavuto's going to be at the Atlanta party on the 15th. My lib in-laws' heads will explode.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 11:58 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 11:59 AM (UOM48)
I know nothing about NASCAR, BTW
Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2010 03:57 PM (Gk/wA)
The Busch boys aren't really popular. Bit of a cocky attitude. Arrogant streak. Got something of a chip on his shoulder because of losing his Hendrick seat to Earnhardt Jr. so that gets the Junior Nation against him completely. And other drivers have had negative views of his driving as well I believe which will then set their fans against him as well.
Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2010 12:03 PM (oVQFe)
Considering that Republicans, on average, have a higher education level than Democrats, and that the Welfare-grabbing and big-government-loving minorities that the Dems adore above all else have a low average education level, I can't even understand Brooks' argument. It is that stupid.
And the fact that no one can even call them out on this on a prepared show like Meet the Press is quite pathetic.
Talking about Kathleen Parker is a waste of time. Dumb. Cunt. Mix and add water.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 11, 2010 12:05 PM (zCEM+)
Put the women with the gays. It'll still be a party, but at least they won't have to surface to find an obstetrician.
I haven't worked out how what to do with the bis yet.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 11, 2010 12:05 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 12:07 PM (cxyxr)
Posted by: Chris R at April 11, 2010 02:47 PM (AO4qz)
Wait. Are you rooting for Tits to win, or choke?
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 12:08 PM (1fanL)
Pretty sure for them that's a feature.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 11, 2010 12:09 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 12:10 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 12:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 12:12 PM (J8JMV)
There's an obvious joke in there somewhere, but somebody else can make it,
. /How are you doing? When's the walk again?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 12:12 PM (c0A3e)
Hehe. One glorious time in high school, I spent the night with a friend whose parents were out of town. Somehow, at the end of the night, a girl ended up in the sack with me. Her parents, not knowing where she was, called the police. Long story shorter, my father and the police ended up outside the house. Funny enough (now), but then the next morning, I overheard my parents talking about it. My dad asked my mom "Has anything like this ever happened to you?" Needless to say, she was not pleased at the question.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 12:13 PM (1fanL)
There's an obvious joke in there somewhere, but somebody else can make it, .
/How are you doing? When's the walk again?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus)
The MS Walk is Apr 24 at NTC Liberty Station. I know you will be in SoCal then. Can I but you a Diet Pepsi?
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 12:14 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 12:15 PM (J8JMV)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 12:15 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 12:16 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat
I usually just end up in the water.
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 12:16 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 12:17 PM (UOM48)
Thanks, but that won't be necessary.
318 What are the chances Wee Wee will make an appearance on TV after the jacket ceremony?
None that I see, but since you gave him the idea...
Maybe he will after seeing the Gallup poll results.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 12:19 PM (c0A3e)
What are the chances Wee Wee will make an appearance on TV after the jacket ceremony? Can't miss an opportunity to force his jug-eared mug on us, can he?
I'm not watching but have they run any promos for 60 minutes tonight? I wouldn't be surprised if he's scheduled to be on that.
Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2010 12:19 PM (oVQFe)
What do you mean, "after"? He's going to win it.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 12:20 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 12:23 PM (a9UO0)
lol. Even after a B+ performance.
The Russian judges will scrape up a few extra marks for style.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 11, 2010 12:24 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 12:25 PM (Xu6d3)
Strange title to the program though; "My big breasts and me."
Posted by: jlfintx at April 11, 2010 12:28 PM (JtnAT)
That would be Cape Escape, Orleans, MA. The windmill hole and the ricochet triangles hole f'd up my entire round. But the twist on a sugar cone on the 19th made it all better.
Posted by: scituate_tgr at April 11, 2010 12:32 PM (Pkzs3)
Couples doesn't have the personality for it, but he could really really put the screws to the following group (westwood and hefty) by making some birdies and getting the crowd roaring.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 12:33 PM (fx8sm)
333 Back nine is going to be a hoot .
your right about that......... hard to say whos going to win.
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 12:33 PM (cxyxr)
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 04:33 PM (fx8sm)
Fred and golf, Fred! and the presidency. "If you want to give it to me, I'll take it. Otherwise..."
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 12:35 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 12:37 PM (cxyxr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 12:38 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 12:41 PM (a9UO0)
Tiger's shirt has a very small logo embroidered on the left breast area, and with my Obamavision, which allows unfettered clear vision for the future; I was able to discern it said, "Hooters, Orlando."
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 12:45 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 12:47 PM (QKKT0)
With women on board, will American submarines ever be able to run silent again?
Oh, and since Dave in TX brings it up again: Third in the NCAA pool. Third.
Short ribs for dinner. They've been slow cooking for 18 hours. Plus parsnips.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 11, 2010 12:49 PM (a5ljo)
Putt Putt, No. 2 Course, on E.Division Blvd., Arlington, Texas.
Posted by: Hiram Finkelstein at April 11, 2010 12:52 PM (4YamK)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 12:54 PM (XGO2b)
Posted by: Hiram Finkelstein at April 11, 2010 04:52 PM (4YamK)
That windmill has ended careers.
Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2010 12:55 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Tiger Woody at April 11, 2010 12:58 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 11, 2010 01:00 PM (EhlQq)
What is a trone?
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 04:57 PM (Xu6d3)
A trone is a liberal bone. Flacid, extremely small, and leans left becuase it's seldom if ever put to use.
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 01:00 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 01:00 PM (UOM48)
Words cannot convey my contempt of frau brooks and his "college educated class" who is happy to sell us all into slavery for our own good. What he means is our betters, the ones for which us knuckledraggers should be grateful that they are there to lead us. Our "superiors" (hack spit).
I am reminded of the words of the Texas blacksmith.
"That sumbitch ain't been borned."
Frau brooks and his "college educated class" can wrap their ivy league lips around my trade school educated pole and inhale sharply.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at April 11, 2010 01:03 PM (VeO75)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 01:04 PM (W+E+o)
Please, bitch. I'll show you up any time any place.
Posted by: Kim Jong Ill at April 11, 2010 01:04 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 01:07 PM (XGO2b)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 01:08 PM (syaGd)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 01:09 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 01:09 PM (XGO2b)
Posted by: 48%er at April 11, 2010 01:13 PM (gxpfq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 01:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 11, 2010 01:18 PM (1fanL)
I was looking at Tiger's score card. He's all over the place.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 11, 2010 01:21 PM (1HFmZ)
Yes, definitely a *rolls eyes* moment but the rehabilitation of tiger has begun, golf has to have it's money maker. A couple more tournaments and people will be booing anyone who brings up his "indiscretions"
Posted by: koopy at April 11, 2010 01:24 PM (ctR4U)
The sports scribblers and oral flatulators will have plenty of material to speculate on this coming week. Tiger will be the topic, and every excuse from the liberal bullshit playbook will be on the table.
I'm going with eitherTiger is such a remarkable athlete he was able to put the scandal behind him and perform to perfection. Or, Tiger was distracted because of the scandal, but the primary reason for his failure was the never ending public appearances of the evil whores. Not winning the Master's was not his fault.
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 01:25 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 01:26 PM (XGO2b)
Could you all please add to your FAQ? I want to know why we readers are morons/moronettes. And, what is the deal with hunting and roasting hobos?
Anybody?
Posted by: Sphynx at April 11, 2010 01:27 PM (6QirU)
My Astros are only 15 games away from tying the Orioles for the worst start in MLB history - WOOHOO!
Up next, the Cards.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 01:27 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 01:28 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 01:28 PM (W+E+o)
Think of the ratings that would have generated, along with public humiliation of Tiger.
/Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 01:30 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 01:35 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 01:38 PM (UOM48)
OK, I can see the origin of Morons -- some ProgTroll comes along and calls you/us morons, etc.
But WTF on the hobos thing? Some weird hobo fetish or something? 'Cause when I think hobos, I'm thinking stinky, underfed boxcar passengers.
Posted by: Sphynx at April 11, 2010 01:39 PM (6QirU)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 01:40 PM (cxyxr)
Interesting article. The behaviorists are full of bunk yet they force their ideology through it. We just don't truly appreciate how much contempt Obama and his crew have for Americans.
This certainly explains Obama's disconnect with what Americans think of his policies and how he responds to them. What a nightmare. But we've known this for many months.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 11, 2010 01:43 PM (oJaPx)
Posted by: Chris R at April 11, 2010 01:43 PM (AO4qz)
Posted by: The Dude Abides at April 11, 2010 01:43 PM (lvJaW)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 01:44 PM (a9UO0)
Phil, someone's on the phone and would like to speak with you:
Voice of Easy Bake: Phil, Imonna let you talk, but first, Tiger Fuckin' Woods is the greatest golfer ever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 01:45 PM (UOM48)
Unless you believe the announcers who keep hoping that Tiger Woods will make miraculous comeback or put a hex on the other players or something.
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 01:45 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: The Dude Abides at April 11, 2010 01:49 PM (lvJaW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 01:51 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 01:51 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 01:51 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 01:52 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: CNN anchor at April 11, 2010 01:53 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 11, 2010 01:53 PM (lvJaW)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 01:54 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 01:54 PM (W+E+o)
Westwood has his hands firmly around his throat, too. Second drive he's pushed into the right hand trees.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 01:54 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 01:55 PM (XGO2b)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 01:55 PM (cxyxr)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 01:55 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 01:56 PM (UOM48)
I want to know why we readers are morons/moronettes.
It was a joke Ace used to make. Like "you people believe X, but then again, you're morons." Just a nice little insult to make us feel the love.
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 11, 2010 01:57 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 01:58 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Tiger at April 11, 2010 02:01 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 02:02 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 02:04 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 11, 2010 02:06 PM (1HFmZ)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 02:09 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 02:09 PM (UOM48)
He is built like my husband who is also a lefty but plays golf with his right.
Same height and same torso and leg length.
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 02:11 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 02:12 PM (qms0w)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 02:12 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 02:12 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 02:13 PM (cxyxr)
Looks at his pecs. LOOK AT THEM!!!
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 02:13 PM (cMo6P)
I'm a lefty who plays righty golf too.
Posted by: Z Ryan
Eveyone thinks that. I rarely talk about the husband. That's a looooong story.
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 02:15 PM (QuP9W)
Tiger looks miserable.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 06:10 PM (XGO2b)
You'd be miserable too if you had to go home and listen to Elin, bump the bootie, listen to the bitchin', bump the bootie, kissin' 'n bumpin' till the next tournament.
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 02:16 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Chris R at April 11, 2010 02:20 PM (AO4qz)
Mickelson's the kind of guy who turned the collar up on his golf shirts in college. And on the tour. Yep. That's how he started out.
I tried to turn the collar up on my Izod once. Got my nerve up. Couldn't make it out the door. Stopped and pushed it back down. Then I went out.
I just wasn't into myself like that.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 11, 2010 02:23 PM (1HFmZ)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 02:24 PM (cxyxr)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 11, 2010 02:25 PM (1HFmZ)
Elderly neighbors across the street. Salt of the earth and enormously kind to me and my kids. They still vote dem though--even though I've been telling them that FDR is dead. He was in the first wave at Normandy. The husband now has dementia and heart problems but still knows me. The lady fell yesterday morning and broke her pelvis. We thought it was her hip. I babysat the husband while the daughter rode in the ambulance with her mother. They only had basic cable so after sitting on the floor for two hours holding his hand, wiping his tears and assuring him that his wife would be ok we managed a little tv. The cooking show had a woman having orgasms over cuban sandwiches. I made them today--they are in the oven. The whole thing broke my heart.
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 02:29 PM (0W9pi)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 11, 2010 02:30 PM (btzPD)
I could get used to this four minutes of commercials p/hour set-up.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 02:30 PM (XGO2b)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2010 02:31 PM (G0pgT)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 02:31 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 11, 2010 02:32 PM (btzPD)
Phil is a genuinely nice guy. Does a lot of charity work with his wife. He will come to San Diego and take a bunch of underprivileged kids to Target or Wal Mart and let them buy all the school stuff they need and pay for it. I'm not talking about 10 or 20 kids either there are a few busloads.
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 02:32 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Klesmer at April 11, 2010 02:34 PM (7iill)
Disgusting.
The gallery stands for Tiger as if he's making a triumphant comeback.
*vomit*
Who the fuck are these people??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 02:37 PM (XGO2b)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 11, 2010 02:38 PM (dmeNz)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 02:38 PM (cxyxr)
Posted by: Nighthawk at April 11, 2010 02:40 PM (wQZEw)
Mickelson's a high risk player. Much of the time, he has the million dollar swing and the 10 cent mind, kind of like Daly. It worked out for him this time.
I saw him at Southern Hills. On 13--a par 5 dogleg left, up an over a hill at the mid point--he sliced so the inside of the corner.
Pop quiz, hotshot: You have an uphill lie with the ball above your feet. You're in the bermuda rough. You're not over the hill yet. You're not around the trees yet. You can't see the green which is guarded by two ponds. The fairway is a narrow hallway of trees. What do you do? What DO you do?
Well, hell, you pull out the three wood and try to hit a cut shot and all the way to the green, babay.
Who wants to knock it a few dozen yards back into the fairway and just over the hill? And settle for par or a possible birdie. Where's the fun in that?
He could have won many more majors if he'd stayed away from the Hollywood glory shots.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 11, 2010 02:42 PM (1HFmZ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 11, 2010 02:42 PM (yQWNf)
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did."
The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know, five, six, Maybe seven times . Just put me down for a five."
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 02:43 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 02:43 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: drunken ghetto crook guy at April 11, 2010 02:43 PM (68tQb)
He is in much better shape than he was a couple of years ago.
Still wearing clothes 2-sizes too small for him, though.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 02:43 PM (67pfW)
Heh. That's what D'oh's been saying all afternoon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 02:45 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 02:45 PM (W+E+o)
Let the naval gazing begin. Oh Tiger, you were wonderful today, and it will all work out in the end.
-Dirt Bag Media
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 02:45 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Chris R at April 11, 2010 02:46 PM (AO4qz)
Here's a picture of the thirteenth at Southern Hills looking back over the green and up the hill. If memory serves, Mickelson didn't get the cut he needed (duh, rough) and sent it to the right (left in this picture).
Some of these old courses absolutely cannot be overpowered.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 11, 2010 02:46 PM (1HFmZ)
I'm sure not a single avowed Tiger hater got past the front gate.
I guarantee there was a prostitute or pr0n star or two with passes that got turned away. That's just good gamesmanship on whoever hired them, though.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 02:47 PM (67pfW)
Posted by: Chris R at April 11, 2010 02:48 PM (AO4qz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 02:48 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Classical Liberal Evil Asscheeks of Saturn at April 11, 2010 02:48 PM (w9bVp)
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 06:47 PM (67pfW)
Odds on favorite is Glorida Allred, Asshole to the Stars!
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 02:48 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 02:49 PM (XGO2b)
Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2010 02:49 PM (FjC5u)
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 02:50 PM (Xu6d3)
Nike has planted people in the crowds to control the reaction to Woods.
Huh? You can't just go out and get tickets to the Masters because you wanna go.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 11, 2010 02:50 PM (1HFmZ)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 02:51 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 02:52 PM (UOM48)
I just made myself a bloody mary. Too early or too late?
Join me! I've had an entire pitcher!
ps...Nice birdie, Boobs McGee!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 11, 2010 02:52 PM (XGO2b)
Nike has planted people in the crowds to control the reaction to Woods. Couple that with Augusta and the PGA Tour wanting to protect their (still) cash cow, I'm sure not a single avowed Tiger hater got past the front gate.
At the Master's they don't need to. Its such a private and controlled affair already. Every ticket is marked and known. You cause a ruckus and not only will they throw you out but they can make sure you never go to Augusta again. That's part of why Tiger made it his first event back, rather than do a few beforehand to get back into the groove.
Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2010 02:52 PM (oVQFe)
Miss Simona is only 18. She will take over the hotness trone.
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 04:56 PM (Xu6d3)
When you peak, you win -- she was kicking Danica's butt until she mysteriously got stupid with 5 laps to go. I guess the car behind her wanted a closer look. Wheldon, I believe.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 11, 2010 02:53 PM (kb0wl)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 11, 2010 02:53 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Frank G at April 11, 2010 02:53 PM (4X0aT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 02:55 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 02:55 PM (Xu6d3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 02:57 PM (UOM48)
Brooks has the intellect of a small rock - and an ugly, misshapen rock, at that. That's why allah loves him. They are on the same level.
But, it is true that affirmative action college students and those who major in non-sciences (including the soft-sciences and total joke departments) tend to lack the critical thinking ability to understand much of anything. Those are Brooks' types of people ... with the sharp creases, often enough.
Smart people understand enough to be more than suspicious about government and to appreciate the Founders' dire warnings to have the federal government strictly limited in what it is even allowed to try and do.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 11, 2010 02:58 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 02:58 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Annabelle at April 11, 2010 02:58 PM (fsMUT)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 02:59 PM (cxyxr)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 02:59 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 03:00 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 11, 2010 03:00 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 11, 2010 03:00 PM (1HFmZ)
Posted by: Chris R at April 11, 2010 03:01 PM (AO4qz)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 11, 2010 07:00 PM
Rad...that's serious??...sure it's not an Onion paraody??
...if it's real..God help us
Posted by: beedubya at April 11, 2010 03:02 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 06:59 PM (W+E+o)
Sorry, I wasn't following the golf conversation. I'm glad that Phil won and thought that Tiger tried to act like regular dick in his interview after the 18th. Tiger came across as just a dick, though. I'd be happy not to see him, again. He deserved that retarded 3-putt ... and more.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 11, 2010 03:02 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 03:03 PM (UOM48)
Treme, from the creators of The Wire premiers on HBO at 9...
Decisions... decisions....
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 03:04 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 11, 2010 03:04 PM (aaEP9)
Treme, from the creators of The Wire premiers on HBO at 9...
Decisions... decisions....
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 07:04
Read a book
Posted by: beedubya at April 11, 2010 03:05 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 11, 2010 07:00 PM (OkT2m)
LOL. That's hysterical. I'm running out of words to describe the utter retardation, the idiocy, the incredibly imbecilic nature of these dems. They have gone well beyond the bounds of English.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 11, 2010 03:06 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2010 03:09 PM (FjC5u)
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 03:11 PM (GO0aJ)
In the unlikely event that she's off work before 9 tonight, I'll see if she wants to come cuddle while I watch my stories.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 03:11 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 03:11 PM (W+E+o)
I'm going to go peel me some swimps.
We're watching The Pacific tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2010 03:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 03:11 PM (Xu6d3)
I think they're in the process of updating or moving to a new site.
Posted by: koopy at April 11, 2010 03:14 PM (ctR4U)
Isn't that a requirement?
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 03:15 PM (GO0aJ)
Posted by: koopy at April 11, 2010 03:16 PM (ctR4U)
Lesson learned: Next time, call 911 after you ask the intruder if he wants to live or go to jail.
Posted by: incognito at April 11, 2010 03:17 PM (u6X4c)
Posted by: Racefan at April 11, 2010 03:18 PM (cxyxr)
Probably why the little shit is breaking into peoples houses in the first place, his dads an asshat.
Posted by: koopy at April 11, 2010 03:19 PM (ctR4U)
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 03:20 PM (0W9pi)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 03:22 PM (qms0w)
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 03:23 PM (Xu6d3)
I hope that kid enjoys prison, cause that's where he is going to end up.
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 03:24 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 07:11 PM (W+E+o)
You said it. Se's lowering the standards around here.
Posted by: Sen. Barbara Boxer (D) Van Allen Belt at April 11, 2010 03:24 PM (QKKT0)
And if you would have called the police, the parents would have treatened to sue you for slandering their perfect angel.
Posted by: Naan at April 11, 2010 03:25 PM (j5MTj)
I am betting the morons won.
The dickhead picked UNC last year, da huh Roy Williams gave him a fund raiser, and this year Kansas.
I guess "the One" doesn't pick teams with Republican Coaches, AKA
DUKE!!!!
Posted by: Kemp at April 11, 2010 03:25 PM (2+9Yx)
Yes. Oh yeah, I remember sex. I've seen it on the television.
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 03:25 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 03:26 PM (dXpcc)
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 03:27 PM (dXpcc)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 03:28 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 07:23 PM (Xu6d3)
It's a precursor to child support unless you're smart enough to go fishing with an intertube, or at least change your name to F Wilmer Throckmorton.
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 03:29 PM (M5t+h)
dagny, after that explanation I can see why I've always been confused. I'm too old to use the information at this time, but thanks abunch. Where were you 40 years ago?
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 03:31 PM (Xu6d3)
The Drudge headline is spot on in its one word analysis.
The interview was kind of a "why were you losing your cool and cussing so loudly, to which Tiger said was certainly not his normal way to do things.
I watched him in Irving Texas and heard G-D all day long. He really is kind of a narcisstic person like OB is.
Posted by: jlfintx at April 11, 2010 03:31 PM (JtnAT)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 03:32 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: crowsting at April 11, 2010 03:32 PM (61BD9)
Posted by: Queef Uberdouche at April 11, 2010 03:32 PM (AnTyA)
617 Ouch
Isn't it great that we are still on the Sunday morning thread? It's like being an antique dealer or something.
I'd like to punch Tina Fey in the throat and then the talking head shows that clipped it this morning and thought it was o so cute.
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 03:33 PM (dXpcc)
WOW, I'm still in disbelief! Just came back from the kid's house. The father said his kid was with him the whole time. He basically called me a liar and covered for his son who walked into my home thinking no one was home. I told him I hope his kid doesn't walk into some stranger's home next time and not come out.
Lesson learned: Next time, call 911 after you ask the intruder if he wants to live or go to jail.
Posted by: incognito at April 11, 2010 07:17 PM (u6X4c)
Just a hunch, but I have a feeling the kids parents are Democrats. No personal accountability or responsibility whatsoever.
Amirite?
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 03:33 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 03:35 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 03:36 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 03:36 PM (Yq+qN)
I dunno if it's "great", but we might reach the magic number. That's scary.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 03:37 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 03:38 PM (dXpcc)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 03:39 PM (cMo6P)
I see. We still might make the magic number before a new post comes up though.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 03:42 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 03:43 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 03:43 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 03:43 PM (dXpcc)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 03:43 PM (a9UO0)
You will and you'll develop the "wry humor" everyone else here has.
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 03:43 PM (GO0aJ)
Why did you have to mention that name? She's coming for sure now.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 03:44 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 03:44 PM (qms0w)
You should read this piece by Andy McCarthy about General Petraeus. I sure learned a lot, so maybe some-a you'se other maroons will, too.
Posted by: K~Bob at April 11, 2010 03:47 PM (9b6FB)
You will have your wimmen card revoked.
Did you see Hillary with Gates this morning? His wimmen card just got stamped +5.
You know they are lying when their answers make no sense AT ALL.
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 03:47 PM (dXpcc)
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 03:48 PM (GO0aJ)
I had some friends who did that in high school. I imagine it fills up really fast. I could easily see the positions for that kind of thing already being full.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 03:49 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 03:51 PM (cMo6P)
So this is the official ONT now? I see talk of sex and cuddling so I figure I'm right.
Posted by: Tiny Dancer Rahm at April 11, 2010 03:51 PM (XGO2b)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 03:52 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 03:52 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 03:53 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 03:54 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2010 03:54 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 03:54 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 03:54 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 03:55 PM (qms0w)
Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2010 03:56 PM (oVQFe)
That's how I hit 667. See? Make a checklist next time.
Is everyone still talking about golf?
Posted by: wherestherum at April 11, 2010 03:56 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: chad at April 11, 2010 03:58 PM (WNcvq)
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 03:58 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 04:00 PM (GO0aJ)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 04:00 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 04:02 PM (Xu6d3)
And in "The World is too sick to live" news...
Family mourns 7-year old girl killed in Little Haiti shooting
/Condolences to the family.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 04:03 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:03 PM (c0A3e)
F Wilmer Throckmorton
Wasn't he a famous chemist or something?
Posted by: Ronster at April 11, 2010 07:34 PM (Xu6d3)
Actually, F Throckmorton was a Republican lawyer who lived in Washington during the Clinton administration.
Mr. and Mrs. Throckmorton and many other guests were invited to the White House for dinner. After dinner, President Clinton, and Vernon Jordan gathered in a receiving line to wish the invitees a goodnight.
As Mr. and Mrs. Throckmorton passed in front of President Clinton, he leaned forward and whispered to Wilmer, "your wife is the best piece of ass in Washington."
Mr. Throckmorton was stunned and quickly escorted his wife to the awaiting limousine. After the ThrockmortonÂ’s departure, President Clinton whispered to Vernon Jordan, "Judy Throckmorton isn't the best piece of ass in Washington, but I didn't want to make Wilmer feel bad."
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 04:05 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: mpfs
Hoooooo boy... I have something I have to tell you. Are you sitting down?
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 04:05 PM (cMo6P)
Doctor Who #11 premiers next Saturday! I think I'll like him. The Silent Assassins are back!
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 04:05 PM (GO0aJ)
Well, I know, though it would have been hard for them to learn Latin. I'm just saying that the variety of British accents makes me laugh. Think there were a few Welsh lines, though, which are slightly closer to the times. (Though there wouldn't be many visitors from the Isles in the Empire, but still...)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 04:06 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: mpfs
Hoooooo boy... I have something I have to tell you. Are you sitting down?
Doesn't change the fact that he was great looking.
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 04:07 PM (GO0aJ)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 11, 2010 04:07 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 08:05 PM (GO0aJ)
I've seen the first two eps already - I think you'll be happy. I love the new guy already, and the new companion. I was very pleasantly surprised. Plus, the absence of RTD shows, and that's definitely NOT a bad thing...
Posted by: tdpwells at April 11, 2010 04:07 PM (Ei3oZ)
He's more like the old Doctors, & he's taken an aspect of each of them & added it to his characterization. Don't like him as much as Tennant, but he's pretty good.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 04:08 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:09 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 04:10 PM (QuP9W)
Hope not. Somewhere past 800 my curser starts to slow down.
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 04:11 PM (GO0aJ)
RTD made everything so hard for David Tennant. He was constantly raising-the-bar to almost impossible heights, though DT excelled every time. But RTD definitely took advantage of his talent.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 04:11 PM (Yq+qN)
That might be even better, as he wouldn't take an "interest" in you.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:12 PM (c0A3e)
The new Doctor sucks. He has all the goofiness and eccentricities of the old Doctors plus a double helping of Tennant's (#10's) self-righteousness.
I'm sick & tired of Doctor fucking Who shitting on the human race. The last episode was terrible. This current series is geared towards kids, anyway.
Oh, and at the rate they're going, the twelfth Doctor will be about 17 years old. They keep getting younger and younger.
Posted by: Dynomutt, Dog Wonder at April 11, 2010 04:13 PM (4aB58)
Thanks. My youngest found a job too. I rejoice whenever anyone finds employment. Another victory for Capitalism.
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 04:14 PM (GO0aJ)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 04:15 PM (qms0w)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 08:11 PM (Yq+qN)
RTD was good with characters, not so much with plots (read: plot holes). It's a weakness in everything he does.
Posted by: tdpwells at April 11, 2010 04:15 PM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 04:16 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 04:17 PM (QuP9W)
well, SPARTACUS is shaping up to be a really good series.
Some of the bad people are about to get their just desserts. And by just desserts I mean disemboweled.
Posted by: Dynomutt, Dog Wonder at April 11, 2010 04:18 PM (4aB58)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:18 PM (c0A3e)
Rock Hudson died of AIDS, apparentlly after having sex with an African primate. Shameful indeed.
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 04:20 PM (M5t+h)
What's the record time for one post being up?
I know that everything is bigger in Texas but I never figured their mornings were so long.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 11, 2010 04:21 PM (7+pP9)
Maybe the cops caught them at once while they were on some hobo hunt?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:21 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: koopy at April 11, 2010 04:21 PM (ctR4U)
Cool. Good luck, CDR M!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:22 PM (c0A3e)
I bet you are dead beat by now.
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 04:23 PM (QuP9W)
723 I agree, & I think it just made everything harder. But many of the writers he employed were excellent, esp. Steven Moffat.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 04:23 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 11, 2010 04:24 PM (tTDKU)
Incognito....let me put you wise on things like you just went through.
I had a similar but lesser incident with boys in my neighborhood, or should I say (these days) hood.
Gotta have it on tape, have it on tape, and have someone else filming it from another angle.
You, believe it or not, might be in for for some retaliation, if your incident plays out like mine did.
Best wishes on handling this, and I will be interested to hear how things play out for you, as time goes on.
Posted by: Who Knows at April 11, 2010 04:24 PM (7FgWm)
well, at least the Doctor has a pretty companion...for once.
Sorry, Rose was a dog. And the best Doctor/Companion duo was Jon Pertwee and Jo.
Posted by: Dynomutt, Dog Wonder at April 11, 2010 04:26 PM (4aB58)
Rock Hudson died of AIDS, apparentlly after having sex with an African primate. Shameful indeed.
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 08:20 PM (M5t+h)
Oh Fish you went there.
Leave Rock out of this. Let a gal dream.
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 08:21 PM (QuP9W)
All right, the primate was named Michelle, and after bopping Hudson, she moved to Chicago, met a young Marxist aspiring to be president and change America forever. They hooked up and produced two progeny in their motherÂ’s image. She now calls herself First Lady of the United States, but many citizens call her the Wookie, bitch, or friend of Orca.
Posted by: Fish at April 11, 2010 04:28 PM (M5t+h)
yeah I agree, I saw the most recent episode yesterday - the only question for next week's episode is how painfully batiatus is going to die
Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2010 04:28 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 07:43 PM (dXpcc)
It's a great job most of the time. I've been doing it since I was 13, and this is my silver anniversary year! Which makes me feel old. But reffing is a great job for kids...teaches responsibility and handling authority and is way better than flipping burgers!
Posted by: NC Ref at April 11, 2010 04:29 PM (0urSS)
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 04:30 PM (QuP9W)
That's why I watch it.
Posted by: Zombie Rock Hudson at April 11, 2010 04:30 PM (Gk/wA)
Jim Kirk could kick his ass.
He wouldn't have to. The Doctor would talk him to death.
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 04:31 PM (GO0aJ)
I dunno. I was thinking Batiatus might escape Spartacus' revenge and live for more episodes since he seems like a main character.
But if anyone kills Batiatus, it'll probably be Crixus.
Posted by: Dynomutt, Dog Wonder at April 11, 2010 04:32 PM (4aB58)
But will there be full frontal male nudity during the killing?
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 04:33 PM (QuP9W)
Here ya go, morons: hopenchange at the corner of Allen Parkway and Montrose.
There was a dog pissing on it last week but I didn't have my camera.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 11, 2010 04:34 PM (67pfW)
651 No! They are always desperate for refs. They have trouble finding enough normal guys who actually can do a calendar and show up where they are supposed to and when they are supposed to. Mama supervises their calendars, because she's a bitch, and they get constant games. Then I make sure they get up and get there. They can use their money for therapy later. You do have to school for a season ahead. Like football now, etc.
Ok back to star trek the movie and ironing till we get a new thread.
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2010 04:37 PM (dXpcc)
Posted by: katya at April 11, 2010 04:38 PM (GO0aJ)
SPARTACUS averages less than 1 exposed dingaling per episode, whereas there are 20 boobs shown per episode.
That's a ratio I can live with.
Posted by: Dynomutt, Dog Wonder at April 11, 2010 04:38 PM (00r+V)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:39 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: tdpwells at April 11, 2010 04:40 PM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:42 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ma Bell at April 11, 2010 04:42 PM (IxouX)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: tdpwells at April 11, 2010 08:40 PM (Ei3oZ)
Did whitehouse.gov own that url by chance?
Posted by: CDR M at April 11, 2010 08:41 PM (5I8G0)
LOL no, but the person was ferreted out by a freeper (don't make me link it) before they changed their whois info to read Ben Franklin in Philadelphia.
The complete and total lack of forethought in their grand plan is hilarious.
Posted by: tdpwells at April 11, 2010 04:52 PM (Ei3oZ)
What's that supposed to mean?
/And there's plenty I want to remain ignorant about.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:54 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2010 04:56 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: mystry at April 11, 2010 04:56 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:56 PM (c0A3e)
OK, I'm going to be in Washington on April 15th for the rally.
What should I tell the legislators about? I think I'm going to stick it to them on crimmigration and amnesty. Anyone in particular need a good brain-rattling?
Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2010 04:58 PM (FjC5u)
Sorry to hear about your medical issues.
I'll look for your soul in Tartarus, okay?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:58 PM (c0A3e)
Grahamnasty and Chuckie Schumer. Good luck getting through their thick skulls though.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 04:59 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: tdpwells at April 11, 2010 08:40 PM (Ei3oZ)
And a *whopping* 72 people on the related Facebook page.....
Posted by: crowsting at April 11, 2010 05:01 PM (hhFO0)
Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2010 05:01 PM (RaHsO)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 05:02 PM (a9UO0)
What should I tell the legislators about? I think I'm going to stick it to them on crimmigration and amnesty. Anyone in particular need a good brain-rattling?
Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2010 08:58 PM (FjC5u)
Linseed Grahamnesty. He needs to get it upside the head with a clue-bat something fierce.
Posted by: Blazer at April 11, 2010 05:03 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 05:04 PM (qms0w)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 05:06 PM (qms0w)
Not that anyone cares. And if you open the link you'll be added to the list 10 people who have so far been to poor David's website.
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 05:08 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 05:09 PM (W+E+o)
We'll see about that.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 11, 2010 05:10 PM (554T5)
In the short time of the ONT's existence, I don't recall there ever being a time where only one post separated two of them.
Posted by: Dynomutt, Dog Wonder at April 11, 2010 05:11 PM (00r+V)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 11, 2010 05:14 PM (554T5)
Sunday night depression.
I tend to agree with this: 2012 - GOP field, so far, sucks.
Then, the GOP, unlike the left, isn't very good at the cult of personality.
http://tinyurl.com/yajpza4
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 05:15 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2010 05:15 PM (4YN/C)
Lucky for Harry the folks he was promising don't know what a hatchet job Harry did on ObamaCare.
By the time he gets through with immigration legislation, a lot of those folks will end up being citizens of Haiti or Belize or something.
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 05:16 PM (W+E+o)
These people are not in the shadows! They are in our FACE! In our jobs! In our TV sets! In our government! In our places of business! In our schools! In our hospitals! In our jails! In our courts! In our backyards! Constantly!
Exactly, SiM. Every time they have an amnesty march they get upwards of 100K people showing up. These are all citizens or legal residents? Fuck no. There is no fear, because there is no need to be fearful. No one gets deported. I have lived in SoCal my entire life and can attest that this "living in the shadows" bullshit is just that - bullshit.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at April 11, 2010 05:19 PM (xMSXs)
>>He said they would pass the Amnesty legislation "just like the health care bill".
No debate, behind closed doors, bribes, corruption, and on party-line vote? Thanks Harry Reid.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 11, 2010 05:20 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 05:21 PM (qms0w)
Then throw the illegals and the Democrats over it.
and plenty of small arms ammunition. Plenty of ammo.
Posted by: Barbarian at April 11, 2010 05:23 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 05:24 PM (a9UO0)
Miss80sBaby are you watching real Sci-Fi or the SyFy channel? Because itÂ’s disaster Sunday on SyFy and so far Earth has been attacked by asteroids but next up it is killer weather.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 05:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:25 PM (c0A3e)
/Caught some small segment of one and could have sworn it was him.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:26 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Dick Morris at April 11, 2010 05:27 PM (w9bVp)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 11, 2010 05:27 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:28 PM (c0A3e)
that's written by Jeff Golinkin, yes the Jeff Golinkin, a guy who doesn't even have a wikipedia page, come 2012 the economy will be so bad that even a Palin campaign could beat Obama, the only way Obama could win would be if Paul was the nominee and btw it's too early to predict 2012, 1 year ago Huckabee who is now polling horribly was the leading guy and at this timeframe in 2006 Hillary was leading the pack as was Guliani and we all know how great those two did in getting the nomination, oops Obama and McCain got it guys who w/ 1 year until the primaries were being called dead in the water, hell Clinton in 1992 had to do a comeback to get the nomination...
PS: I don't mean to sound like "someguy" but this is an embarrassment for a blog as good at this, it's no wonder a crappy blog like HotAir gets more traffic (though AP has scared plenty off), I mean today we could have opened a new thread on the death of the Polish president, a thread that Obama has hit a new low of 45% on Gallup, GALLUP! Or news on the amnesty rumors going around, hell you could even mention this FrumForum story and show why it's a weak point, a blog as good as this should not be this lazy, it might be time for ace to do a greenroom like thing the way HA does (where people actually sound smart on that site for once) and help the bloggers for a slow day like this
Posted by: YRM at April 11, 2010 05:28 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 11, 2010 05:29 PM (a9UO0)
Watching Doctor Who, Series 4. Right now, I'm on "Planet of the Ood". Donna is my 2nd fave companion.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby is watching Sci-Fi at April 11, 2010 05:31 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 05:32 PM (qms0w)
Build and protect the fence.
California is done for, but some other border staes may make it.
Build and protect the fence!
Posted by: Who Knows at April 11, 2010 05:32 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:33 PM (c0A3e)
i'd say Obama at 45% in Gallup is a pretty big wind
Posted by: YRM at April 11, 2010 05:33 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 05:34 PM (qms0w)
Yeah Stephen Baldwin was in the “Earthstorm” one, I only watched a few minutes of that one, they have to blow up part of the moon or something.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: RushBabe at April 11, 2010 05:35 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: Rev. Bill Spooner at April 11, 2010 05:35 PM (kJXs1)
Right now on SyFy asteroid pieces have turned Dallas into a wasteland and we have all the emotional rescue stories.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 05:37 PM (RZ8pf)
It's the "famine" part of the post "famine or feast" cycle, described by Vic.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:37 PM (c0A3e)
Pffft, Dallas is a wasteland in real life.
Posted by: koopy at April 11, 2010 05:38 PM (ctR4U)
Posted by: The Some People Who Say at April 11, 2010 05:39 PM (H+LJc)
And now on the movie a crazy white guy just shot one of the FEMA guys because they werenÂ’t moving fast enough. No agenda there, huh?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 05:39 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 05:39 PM (qms0w)
Nope, not at all.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:40 PM (c0A3e)
#833 Did any Congresscritters get wacked? I didn't think so. Not even one Mexican gang member? Wow, there must not be any of those critters in Dallas!
Posted by: mystry at April 11, 2010 05:40 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: tdpwells at April 11, 2010 05:41 PM (Ei3oZ)
Like Detroit?
Kind of, but with lots of pretty fires and things exploding randomly for no apparent reason to add dramatic effect.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 05:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Why the United? We'd just annex & incorporate.
/Or so some locals say.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby is watching Sci-Fi at April 11, 2010 05:41 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 11, 2010 05:42 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby has been watching too much Sci-Fi at April 11, 2010 05:43 PM (Yq+qN)
According to SyFy, pretty much everybody in Dallas is white. Though we have a married African-American firefighter from Kansas City that saves everyone from sure destruction by turning off a valve at the pipeline. His plucky white unmarried sidekick dies though
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 05:44 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: eman at April 11, 2010 05:44 PM (qms0w)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 11, 2010 05:44 PM (Yq+qN)
The freak animals were yesterday, mega shark and killer piranhas etc.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2010 05:45 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: 48%er at April 11, 2010 05:46 PM (gxpfq)
Like Detroit?
No....with no police to respond to any call, many empty houses, with 15 people or more living in each house and with yard and/or home invaders...
Shit. I didn't want to be the first to say it, but my part of Southern California is going Detroit.
Posted by: Who Knows at April 11, 2010 05:46 PM (7FgWm)
577 #574 Trust me on this, Nike and PGA have no power at Augusta. That was all Billy Payne's doing (taking over as chair from Teh Hootie).
I'm an augusta native and work out there during the tunamint.
Trust me. The National is a sovereign state. Kind of like the Vatican.
Look to the dust-up with Martha Burke. The advertisers got nervous and hinted "Maybe...uhhh" and the National fired them. All the advertisers.
Bill Gates got turned away for improper attire. That is one place the Rules are the Rules.
The FAA was inspecting that plane the second time it landed and laid out several options for them. None of which involved any more flying in the Nationals airspace. Not for Tigers benefit. Because that sort of thing is NOT DONE.
Posted by: redclay at April 11, 2010 06:17 PM (s011Y)
Modesty prohibits me from gloating too much about finishing 1st, especially since I was near the bottom last year. However, I'd just like to say...
I will bathe in your brackets before the Children of Babylon!
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at April 11, 2010 07:25 PM (FD3EH)
thank you dear ..
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