July 18, 2010

Sunday Opun Thred
— Gabriel Malor

Awww, you poor widdle puddin' heads. Here's a space for any coherent thoughts that may stray through your gray matter. My internet is spotty, but I'm workin' on a few posts for ya.

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1 first

Posted by: palerider at July 18, 2010 01:37 PM (FBj6Z)

2 First?

Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2010 01:37 PM (HtIec)

3 Nope.

Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2010 01:38 PM (HtIec)

4 We have been having lot'O earsplittinloudenboomers here as well.

Posted by: Vic at July 18, 2010 01:38 PM (/jbAw)

5 In case nobody else has mentioned it, this is an excellent piece about the progressive ruling class and we the ruled from The American Spectator, found via Instapundit, http://tinyurl.com/2d8quul

Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2010 01:39 PM (HtIec)

6 Old Plugsy Biden sez the Dems are going to shock the hell out of everyone in 2010 (see AOL). Gets the Les Nessman Silver Sow Eagle Hawkeye Buck Award and the Order of the Goebbels Club Foot all in one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2010 01:40 PM (9Cooa)

7 Oh boy! At long last, the Thread That Refuses to Die has had a stake driven through its hobo heart!

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 18, 2010 01:40 PM (Ulu3i)

8 New thread, new fucking thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!!!!!!!!
6th bitches!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 01:40 PM (nxUYP)

9 I can make a booger talk!!!

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 18, 2010 01:40 PM (Vol3D)

10 8

Shit!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 01:40 PM (nxUYP)

11 I got nuthin

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at July 18, 2010 01:41 PM (eCAn3)

12 You can't post stray thoughts in this open thread.  Please divert all stray thoughts to their appropriate moderated forum.

Posted by: Nicole Belle at July 18, 2010 01:43 PM (AS3VA)

13
I never had sex with that woman, Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at July 18, 2010 01:43 PM (v1gw3)

14 Why bother? Nothing is off topic after 100 comments. The earlier thread was still kicking.

Posted by: fluffy at July 18, 2010 01:43 PM (4Kl5M)

15 New Thread? Lightweight.

Posted by: Old Thread at July 18, 2010 01:43 PM (8QmEC)

16 Vic, we are getting a little thunder here and a tiny bit of rain. I hope the rain amounts to something instead of the lightning starting a grass fire.

Posted by: palerider at July 18, 2010 01:44 PM (FBj6Z)

17
I never had sex with that man, Keef Olberdork.

Posted by: Crissy Matthews at July 18, 2010 01:44 PM (v1gw3)

18
You know, Obama is just a dreamy guy, and I would do anything for him.

Posted by: Helen Thomas, Baroness of Ugly at July 18, 2010 01:45 PM (v1gw3)

19 I like boxed wine. Peter Vella. There I said it. Am I'm not taking it back. Fuck you elitist Manhattanites. We flyover fuckers love us some purdy boxed wine.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 01:45 PM (nxUYP)

20
Obama, Wookie, and Paul the Octopus walk into a bar..........

Posted by: Fish at July 18, 2010 01:46 PM (v1gw3)

21 I never had sex with that man, Keef Olberdork.
I never had sex with that woman, Rosie O'Donnell.

I sure as hell had sex with that man, President Obama.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 18, 2010 01:46 PM (nxUYP)

22 6: If the Dems shock people by wide scale cheating things could get ugly in the country. But I'm sure the Repubs will oblige by effing things up and giving cover for D wins if they hear of any such schemes.

Posted by: palerider, feeling cynical at July 18, 2010 01:47 PM (FBj6Z)

23 Dear sweet God.

Just got off Skype with our Marine in Okinawa.  We knew he would probably be going to Afghanistan in January, but he freaking volunteered to go.

Our only child, said, "Hey,the guys coming back said there's not a whole lot going on over there now.  I'll just be ferrying supplies to the FOB's.

D'oh and I sat with our brave faces on, and now I just want to cry.  I'm proud of him, but dammit. 

Posted by: Oksana Whatever, fertile Russian ho at July 18, 2010 01:47 PM (UOM48)

24 #23  Die stupid sockpuppet.  I'm not in the mood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2010 01:48 PM (UOM48)

25 Jane, I'll be sure to keep D'oh Boy in my prayers along with all the other brave kids that are in harm's way.  May they all return safely...

Posted by: Lone Marauder at July 18, 2010 01:49 PM (p1iaB)

26 I sure as hell had sex with that man, President Obama.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 18, 2010 05:46 PM (nxUYP)

BITCH

Posted by: Kal Penn at July 18, 2010 01:50 PM (bgcml)

27 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2010 05:48 PM (UOM4

They do that, they will volunteer for anything because they are heroes. Prayers for your son.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 18, 2010 01:50 PM (nxUYP)

28 Posted by: Reggie Love at July 18, 2010 05:50 PM (nxUYP)

Die sock!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 01:51 PM (nxUYP)

29

Jane, I'll be sure to keep D'oh Boy in my prayers along with all the other brave kids that are in harm's way. 

Damn right.

Posted by: gator at July 18, 2010 01:51 PM (aOKEC)

30 It's ....It's....FULL OF TAXES!!!!!

Posted by: Astronaut David Bowman at July 18, 2010 01:51 PM (6y8R5)

31 Ooops I didn't read the thred title, rats I suck at puns but OTOH the morons can probably be very amusing with an O pun thred.

Posted by: palerider, feeling cynical at July 18, 2010 01:51 PM (FBj6Z)

32 Posted by: palerider at July 18, 2010 05:44 PM (FBj6Z)

We got both.

Posted by: Vic at July 18, 2010 01:51 PM (/jbAw)

33 heh, I suck at sock puppeting also.

Posted by: palerider at July 18, 2010 01:52 PM (FBj6Z)

34 21 I never had sex with that man, Keef Olberdork.
I never had sex with that woman, Rosie O'Donnell.

I sure as hell had sex with that man, President Obama.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 18, 2010 05:46 PM (nxUYP)

There's a lot to learn here.

 

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at July 18, 2010 01:53 PM (6y8R5)

35 I am stuck at the San Antonio Airport while every freakin plane in the place is delayed. My plane is now delayed for 4 hours.

FML

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 18, 2010 01:53 PM (RVFz3)

36

Jane, I'll be sure to keep D'oh Boy in my prayers along with all the other brave kids that are in harm's way. 

I'll second that.

Posted by: ErikW at July 18, 2010 01:53 PM (Ln9Gx)

37 26 I sure as hell had sex with that man, President Obama.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 18, 2010 05:46 PM (nxUYP)

BITCH

Posted by: Kal Penn at July 18, 2010 05:50 PM (bgcml)

DOUBLE BITCH!

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at July 18, 2010 01:53 PM (YVZlY)

38 My God, it's full of sockpuppets!

Posted by: Dave CL Bowman at July 18, 2010 01:53 PM (HtIec)

39 35 21 I never had sex with that man, Keef Olberdork.
I never had sex with that woman, Rosie O'Donnell.

I sure as hell had sex with that man, President Obama.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 18, 2010 05:46 PM (nxUYP)

There's a lot to learn here.

 

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at July 18, 2010 05:53 PM (6y8R5)

mmmmm mmmm mmmm

Posted by: Vera Baker at July 18, 2010 01:54 PM (6y8R5)

40
It's difficult on mom's, but young men are inherently over protective of  family and country. 

My three tours in Asia tortured my mother, but she remains alive today at 97 and thankful for my survival.  I am thankful for being allowed to serve this great nation, and your son feels the same way.  It's the greatest honor known to man, and it's truly a calling of the highest order.  It will all work in the end. 

Posted by: Fish at July 18, 2010 01:54 PM (v1gw3)

41 oops! too slow...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 18, 2010 01:55 PM (YVZlY)

42

Sigh...I miss the old thread already.

 

Posted by: gator at July 18, 2010 01:55 PM (aOKEC)

43 Dammit.  I was all ready to start grilling steaks.  Now I can't think straight.  We knew he was due for deployment in Jan.  But for him to volunteer.

The last young Marine to come home to Savannah in a box a few months ago, was a young pilot, based in Okinawa, who volunteered to go to Afghanistan.

Well, we held D'oh Boy's kittehs up for him to see.  He loves "his babies" as he calls them. 

Thank all of you guys so much.  I can't see the keyboard very well right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2010 01:56 PM (UOM48)

44 D'oh and I sat with our brave faces on, and now I just want to cry.  I'm proud of him, but dammit. 

Posted by: Oksana Whatever, fertile Russian ho at July 18, 2010 05:47 PM (UOM4


He does your family credit Jane, god bless you all over there.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at July 18, 2010 01:56 PM (eCAn3)

45 36 I am stuck at the San Antonio Airport while every freakin plane in the place is delayed. My plane is now delayed for 4 hours.

FML

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 18, 2010 05:53 PM (RVFz3)

Hit the bar and have a few drinks with the pilots!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 18, 2010 01:56 PM (YVZlY)

46 6 Old Plugsy Biden sez the Dems are going to shock the hell out of everyone in 2010 (see AOL).

Are they all going to lay down and die???  That's something I could get behind.

Posted by: Portnoy at July 18, 2010 01:57 PM (azgo2)

47 I get a woody when I hear a cigar wrapper being removed.

Posted by: Clenis at July 18, 2010 01:57 PM (6y8R5)

48 Jane don't think about boxes and bad shit, just think about him and coming home. Things usually have a way of working out. The odds ARE on his side.

But we will keep him in our prayers that will help the odds some.

Posted by: Vic at July 18, 2010 01:59 PM (/jbAw)

49 Thank all of you guys so much.  I can't see the keyboard very well right now.

Me, neither, Jane, and it seems to have gotten a bit moist. 

Prayers for your son and all of the brave men and women who serve!

Posted by: TheresaD at July 18, 2010 01:59 PM (6LvEm)

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2010 01:59 PM (I49Jm)

51 Football wide receiver/basketball swingman.

Damn wide and a hell of a swinging man. Oh wait.......

Posted by: Barry O at July 18, 2010 01:59 PM (nxUYP)

52 Mr Jane D'oh... Your son is doing a job that needs done. He will be fine. God bless him!

Posted by: torabora at July 18, 2010 02:00 PM (6y8R5)

53 I get a woody when I hear a cigar wrapper being removed.

Posted by: Clenis at July 18, 2010 05:57 PM (6y8R5)


Could you at least hit my face this time?

Posted by: Monica at July 18, 2010 02:00 PM (nxUYP)

54

For Jane D'Oh's boy, and America's soldier.

Think how great it will be to have him in your arms again one day soon.

Posted by: gator at July 18, 2010 02:02 PM (aOKEC)

55 I didn't see it posted before but this is a cool article in the NYTimes about the sole Marine combat artist.

With Sketchpads and Guns, Semper Fi

“YouÂ’re balancing a tactical eye as a Marine with your artistÂ’s visual eye,” Sergeant Battles said. On the one hand, he said: “youÂ’re thinking ‘Is that a sniper? Is that an I.E.D.?Â’ Â”

But, Mr. Fay added, “you’re also sort of looking strategically” as an artist.

“Yeah,” Sergeant Battles said, “YouÂ’re still looking at, ‘Wow, look at the way that light is bouncing off the body armor.Â’ Â”


Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at July 18, 2010 02:03 PM (oL8lS)

56 Thank all of you guys so much.  I can't see the keyboard very well right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2010 05:56 PM (UOM4


"Semper Fi", from an Air Force vet.

Posted by: Monica at July 18, 2010 02:04 PM (nxUYP)

57

Where do we get such men? 

Good on ya Jane D'oh. 

 

Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2010 02:05 PM (5H+j4)

58 61

An Air Force vet not named Monica.
Fucking sock.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 02:06 PM (nxUYP)

59 I couldn't resist. 

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 18, 2010 06:07 PM (MFbfZ)


Neither would I have.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 02:08 PM (nxUYP)

60 By the way, this goes out to Ed and Allah: R E V O L U T I O N!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2010 02:11 PM (9Cooa)

61 So, I take it you're into stain removal by way of club soda, correct?

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 18, 2010 06:09 PM (MFbfZ)


Or soap and mouthwash.

Posted by: Monica again. at July 18, 2010 02:11 PM (nxUYP)

62 By the way, this goes out to Ed and Allah:

R E V O L U T I O N!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2010 06:11 PM (9Cooa)


CIVIL WAR!!!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 02:12 PM (nxUYP)

63 Just wanted to let all the M&Ms know Inception was really, really, really good. Totally worth seeing it in IMAX/waiting in line.

Posted by: Gaff at July 18, 2010 02:15 PM (mTB38)

64 my favorite "O"pun Obamao

Posted by: palerider at July 18, 2010 02:15 PM (FBj6Z)

65 #70 Hey Sam! Love your beer, and, like, whatever else you did, 'n stuff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2010 02:16 PM (9Cooa)

66 "Head Games" by Foreigner was a really great album.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 02:16 PM (nxUYP)

67 Prayers and best wishes for Doh Boy, Jane. But I'm thinking "boy" doesn't quite fit any more.

Posted by: Bugler at July 18, 2010 02:16 PM (VXBR1)

68 Hey Sam! Love your beer, and, like, whatever else you did, 'n stuff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2010 06:16 PM (9Cooa)


I'm all about the beer. Was there a real guy named Samuel Adams? Blue label Sam Adams is the absolute best.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 02:18 PM (nxUYP)

69 Can astronauts on the ISS see Oprah Winfrey's face from orbit?

Posted by: Crusty at July 18, 2010 02:18 PM (qzgbP)

70 Can astronauts on the ISS see Oprah Winfrey's face from orbit?

No, but I have caught her ass from here. I also have pics of Stedman getting fisted. Will Ebay buy these you think?

Posted by: Yakoff.......whatever Russian is up there. at July 18, 2010 02:20 PM (nxUYP)

71 Coherent thoughts

I knew this place would go corporate sooner or later. What's next, we have to get dressed before we post?


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 18, 2010 02:21 PM (1zIGD)

72 What's next, we have to get dressed before we post?

Only with a thong.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 02:25 PM (nxUYP)

73 Was there a real guy named Samuel Adams?

Yes there was.

Posted by: Vic at July 18, 2010 02:29 PM (/jbAw)

74 Copy and paste from our favorite progressive betters,

Sun, 07/18/2010 - 13:45 — mudshark

Any positive outcomes for the Dem's.
But I will say this, I don't think the GOper's will do as well as they think they will. I think this election will serve a defining blow to the teabaggers. And the next one will cancel them out completely. Confederates just don't know when they've lost.

I went over to Space of Aids. And checked out their open thread from the other night. I remember Space when he was fired from polipundit.
He was too obnoxious. He loved to call people names like liar and idiot and so on and so on. Then ban them for making him look bad/stoopid. The guy lies to his followers. He flat out lies to them. And they suck it up like a sponge.
His cult/tribe is no different.
Looked like one big circle jerk to me. Yeah, they came in mass. And proved one thing. They're all st00pid mofo's.
Not one intelligent word said between all of them.
Eh! That's to be expected, I suppose.


Posted by: troublemaker at July 18, 2010 02:29 PM (HtIec)

75 D'oh and I sat with our brave faces on, and now I just want to cry.  I'm proud of him, but dammit. 

It's hard, Jane...very hard, I know.  I didn't exhale until I got a txt msg. that my son was out of Iraq.

We're all praying for him, you and Mr. D'oh.  We'll get through this together.

Posted by: Tami at July 18, 2010 02:30 PM (VuLos)

76 #76 Hey Sam! I think he was related to Gomez and Fester. Like that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2010 02:30 PM (9Cooa)

77 I know there was a real Samuel Adams. I just didn't want to make my nick something so over the top. I loved Samuel Adams, but I also loved the beer. And being a beer man, that seemed to be the best name. If I went Becks, you would have called me a Nazi. If I called myself Heineken, you would have called me a fag. If I had called myself some English beer you would have called me a Limey pussy. (Never fuck with the Irish)

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 18, 2010 02:36 PM (nxUYP)

78 Posted by: Samuel Adams Or , we could call you Samuel Jackson ........ might be a naughty word or two .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat ( Nobel Prize winner ) at July 18, 2010 02:39 PM (NuAIL)

79 Wodeshed@34

I love C.S. Lewis.  Heck, I read the Chronicles of Narnia to D'oh Boy when he was pretty much too young to understand.  But my wiggly toddler would grow quiet in my arms for a while. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2010 02:40 PM (UOM48)

80 Or , we could call you Samuel Jackson ........ might be a naughty word or two .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat ( Nobel Prize winner ) at July 18, 2010 06:39 PM (NuAIL)


I GOT ATE BY THE SHARK. A FUCKIN' SHARK ATE ME!

Posted by: Samuel Adams/Jackson at July 18, 2010 02:43 PM (nxUYP)

81 Jane, D'Oh Boy is a warrior. He's just doing what he was meant to do. This country needs more like him.

I'll add my prayers to the pile.

Semper Fi.

Posted by: leatherneck at July 18, 2010 02:54 PM (fWdId)

82 This thread looks dead, so ... making my first attempt to post here.

Posted by: Empire1 at July 18, 2010 03:24 PM (cWFXJ)

83 This thread looks dead, so ... making my first attempt to post here. Posted by: Empire1


So, how was it for you?

Posted by: huerfano at July 18, 2010 03:29 PM (NmcJ6)

84 This thread looks dead, so ... making my first attempt to post here. Posted by: Empire1

Impressive pixel exposition for a newbie!  (especially loved the color)   

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at July 18, 2010 03:47 PM (2AwFA)

85 This thread was going fine until the Opun Thread went up.  That never got off the ground, then a couple more threads got started... and they're also anemic. 

Posted by: Y-not at July 18, 2010 03:48 PM (O627A)

86 Jane D'Oh, my grand-nephew finished a tour of Iraq not long ago.  Nary a  scratch, and he was Military Police.  My your boy have "nary a scratch" also.  

Posted by: Pelayo at July 18, 2010 05:26 PM (QLmzi)

87

Jane D'Oh-

I can sympathize with you on this; my oldest son is in the Air Force, and is completely excited about his chance to volunteer for a tour of duty in Afghanistan with his unit in December. He is a Security Forces airman. The thought of him being over there scares me to death. It is hard for me to reconcile the 19 year old young man he has become with the 6 yr old I used to fight "aliens" with in the back yard, on what just seems like yesterday. Many prayers and thoughts go out to you, ma'am. 

Posted by: DaveK at July 19, 2010 06:25 AM (boNGU)

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