January 17, 2010
— Dave in Texas Yeah, I'm watching the game. With a tuna fish sandwich and a diet Coke.
Because I know how to party.
Dallas looks like crap already.
Jets and Chargers later at 4:40 Eastern.
I do this for you, even when I'm hurting, because I care.
For you.
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09:34 AM
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Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 09:36 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 09:37 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 17, 2010 09:37 AM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2010 09:41 AM (OKZrE)
Posted by: Trish at January 17, 2010 09:41 AM (yqhkv)
Posted by: garrett the Blackhawks fan at January 17, 2010 09:41 AM (2l+Dc)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 09:42 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 01:40 PM (9Wv2j)
They disappeared for a few. I thought a new pic was going up but there isn't one.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2010 09:42 AM (VuLos)
Ragnar the Viking needs to suit up and get his butt out on the field. The Vikings defense is starting to make the Cowboys look like a professional football team.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 09:42 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 17, 2010 09:43 AM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2010 09:43 AM (VuLos)
Dave is just your everyday basic shell-shocked Cowboys fan. We're not sure if we love the team or hate the team at any particular moment.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 09:44 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 09:44 AM (qLV03)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 17, 2010 09:45 AM (Jj2Z9)
I don't think the cameraman is eligible, Tony.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2010 01:43 PM (VuLos)
What are you talking about that pass was intended for me.
Posted by: The beer vendor guy at January 17, 2010 09:45 AM (t72+4)
224
Game time.
GO COWBOYS!
GO REDSKINS! er, Vikings.....
Sorry, the residual Valu-rite is still affecting my, well, everything. Again. Go figure.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 17, 2010 09:45 AM (pwXZJ)
Posted by: mare at January 17, 2010 09:46 AM (X1fsj)
C'mon Cowboys!
Posted by: TheresaD at January 17, 2010 09:46 AM (iGCmo)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 09:48 AM (B0Wuo)
Would it be too much to ask this this game comes down to a long field goal by the Cowboys with Romo being the holder and he gets the yips again?
Oh God, please let it happen.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 09:49 AM (t72+4)
Sometimes updates do goofy things to the comments. I fix.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2010 09:49 AM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: martha coakley at January 17, 2010 09:51 AM (2l+Dc)
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Would it be too much to ask this this game comes down to a long field goal by the Cowboys with Romo being the holder and he gets the yips again?
Oh God, please let it happen.
Or Suisham (sp?) could just miss like he did against the Saints a few weeks back.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 17, 2010 09:51 AM (pwXZJ)
Is there a point to its existence? I can't think of one.
Posted by: Gran at January 17, 2010 09:52 AM (kmmbv)
Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2010 09:53 AM (FjC5u)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 09:53 AM (gJL6J)
What else do you think Romo will do to shit be bed today?
Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2010 01:53 PM (FjC5u)
The possibilities are endless.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 09:54 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Christopher Calandro at January 17, 2010 09:54 AM (JdbYk)
Posted by: koopy at January 17, 2010 09:55 AM (XllG0)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 09:55 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: koopy at January 17, 2010 09:56 AM (XllG0)
What the hell are these chromium cleats the Cowboys are all wearing today? Is this something?
Apparently they help you screw up coverage on Rice.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2010 09:56 AM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 09:56 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 09:56 AM (gJL6J)
If you'll excuse that touchdown by Favre was a little too much for me. Boom ! I'm off to go do sex to myself.
brb
Posted by: John Madden at January 17, 2010 09:57 AM (t72+4)
Is there a point to its existence? I can't think of one.
Posted by: Gran at January 17, 2010 01:52 PM (kmmbv)
--Learn something new every day, I do.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 09:57 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Ed at January 17, 2010 09:58 AM (xYcB9)
Posted by: TheresaD at January 17, 2010 09:58 AM (iGCmo)
Thanks for the cheergirl pics, Dang.
Questions :
How come the Rooney rule does not apply to Cheerleaders?
Where are the Chicas Locas?
Lots of teams from the Pinto Belt, but no so much of the latina Cheerleaders?
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2010 09:59 AM (2l+Dc)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 09:59 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2010 01:59 PM (2l+Dc)
--Oh, they're out there. You just gotta go to the team pages and hunt. I am pretty sure the Raiderettes have a couple.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 10:00 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 10:01 AM (qLV03)
Posted by: Ed at January 17, 2010 01:58 PM (xYcB9)
--The power of my awesomeness, baby.
Posted by: B.O. at January 17, 2010 10:01 AM (gJL6J)
I give DiT an A+ with little smiley faces for the cheerleader pic above even if she is wearing the detested enemies colors.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:03 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Ed at January 17, 2010 01:58 PM (xYcB9)
I can pretty much gurantee you some big democratic party machine money is trying to pyhch people out.
They are trying to give the impression that Coakely will still win and therefore supress voters for Scott.
I don't pay much attention to Intrade, they [the Obot disgusting machine] tried this same nonsense against Hillary.
I would not trust Intrade.
Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at January 17, 2010 10:04 AM (ACkhT)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 10:04 AM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 10:04 AM (qLV03)
Australia proves it's still a major American ally as Tim Blair's Aussie Daily Telegraph runs a gallery on cheerleaders. (Some are from Aussie Rules and Rugby League teams--I highly recommend picture #5--there are camels in Australia, after all--as well as others from around the world.) And none of them have long hairs hanging off of their lips.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2010 10:04 AM (2qU2d)
Posted by: koopy at January 17, 2010 10:04 AM (XllG0)
Posted by: Shannow at January 17, 2010 10:04 AM (LJcef)
Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at January 17, 2010 10:05 AM (ACkhT)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:05 AM (B0Wuo)
Etrade has to account for the assumption of rampant Democratic voter fraud...
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2010 10:07 AM (2l+Dc)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:08 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 10:08 AM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 10:08 AM (qLV03)
Sympathy for the players, hate for the owners. Especially the ones playing in taxpayer financed stadiums where people's houses used to be.
Posted by: John Galt at January 17, 2010 10:08 AM (Ylv1H)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:08 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: Posted by at January 17, 2010 10:08 AM (tp92Z)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:09 AM (B0Wuo)
Good job by the D to hold them to 3.
Posted by: TheresaD at January 17, 2010 10:10 AM (iGCmo)
Posted by: jeff at January 17, 2010 10:10 AM (eTz/n)
Flozell Adams is out.
There's a net pickup of +15 yards on false starts avoided.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2010 02:09 PM (Wh0W+)
heh, and chop blocks and leg sweeps. Adams makes Conrad Dobler look like a choir boy.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:11 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Shannow at January 17, 2010 10:11 AM (LJcef)
I call this game the... Inevitable Disappointment Bowl
They named a Bowl game after a sitting U.S. president?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2010 10:11 AM (2qU2d)
I'd laugh if it weren't so true.
Ah well, we won one playoff game before collapsing! That's, um, something!
Posted by: koopy at January 17, 2010 10:12 AM (XllG0)
As much as I love Texas and her people, I admit, I smile when Cowboy fans weep.
As do many Americans btw.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 10:13 AM (aEDGQ)
heh, and chop blocks and leg sweeps. Adams makes Conrad Dobler look like a choir boy.
Conrad Dobler - excellent pull, Blazer. Of course that was when the defensive head-slap (with plaster casts on the hands) was still allowed.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:13 AM (B0Wuo)
>> makes Conrad Dobler look like a choir boy.
Hahahaha.. .man I haven't thought about that guy in forever? What was his excuse on biting fingers, "everything outside the mask is theirs, anything inside the mask is mine?"
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2010 10:13 AM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at January 17, 2010 10:14 AM (ZRiS8)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 17, 2010 10:14 AM (nlv2q)
"50-50 on intrade.com; brown dropped 2.5, coakley up 2.5"
again, dem. party machine are swaying this.
When polls and intrade showed hillary down in NH, she won by 10 points. It was later discovered of the many tricks used by Obama's marxist machinary, they spent money swaying certain Intrade polls. Notice 2.5 up, 2.5 down, exactly. It is a way to pschyology depress voter turnout.
Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at January 17, 2010 10:14 AM (ACkhT)
As much as I love Texas and her people, I admit, I smile when Cowboy fans weep.
As do many Americans btw.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 02:13 PM (aEDGQ)
I would gladly trade this mug of beer I'm drinking for the tears they are shedding. They are very sweet and intoxicating.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:15 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: TheresaD at January 17, 2010 10:15 AM (iGCmo)
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 10:15 AM (qLV03)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 10:15 AM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 10:16 AM (9Wv2j)
I would gladly trade this mug of beer I'm drinking for the tears they are shedding.
What kind of beer is it?
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:16 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: koopy at January 17, 2010 10:17 AM (XllG0)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 10:17 AM (V/EYZ)
75-25 on grantrade.com; brown ascending Mt. Olympus, Coakley curling up into a ball and moaning.
Posted by: Gran, CEO of grantrade.com at January 17, 2010 10:17 AM (kmmbv)
SEIU............the new ACORN
Posted by: the flaming dildo at January 17, 2010 10:18 AM (ZRiS8)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:18 AM (B0Wuo)
makes Conrad Dobler look like a choir boy.
Hahahaha.. .man I haven't thought about that guy in forever? What was his excuse on biting fingers, "everything outside the mask is theirs, anything inside the mask is mine?"
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 17, 2010 02:13 PM (Wh0W+)
I loved Dobler. That was when football was football. I also loved those old NFL films interviews with Art Donavan.
Randy Cross always was looked upon as the angel faced boy next door, but he was nasty sob down in the trenches.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:18 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2010 10:18 AM (QECjC)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at January 17, 2010 10:19 AM (ZRiS8)
.....Posted by: josey at January 17, 2010 10:19 AM (uYOrF)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at January 17, 2010 10:20 AM (ZRiS8)
I would gladly trade this mug of beer I'm drinking for the tears they are shedding.
What kind of beer is it?
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 02:16 PM (B0Wuo)
Coors Light, so its not exactly a hard choice to make.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:20 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: TheresaD at January 17, 2010 10:23 AM (iGCmo)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 10:23 AM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 10:24 AM (V/EYZ)
Yahoo is reporting that Warner will probably retire after suffering from a vicious hit yesterday.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:24 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:25 AM (B0Wuo)
Posted by: koopy at January 17, 2010 10:25 AM (XllG0)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 10:25 AM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: leon Fiacco at January 17, 2010 10:26 AM (swNdu)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 10:26 AM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at January 17, 2010 10:26 AM (ZRiS8)
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 10:26 AM (qLV03)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 02:25 PM (V/EYZ)
Or run backwards 10 yards.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2010 10:26 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:27 AM (B0Wuo)
I'm so confused today.
First, I hear that men that watch the NFL are "fags". Next people are referring to Tony Romo as Tony Homo.
I really like both--does this make me a gay man?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 10:27 AM (aEDGQ)
He'd make Nelson stringing out his Obamacare vote look bold and decisive.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 17, 2010 10:29 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 17, 2010 10:29 AM (V/EYZ)
The last play was a 16 yard loss for Romo which in his case could be considered a positive pick-up.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:29 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 10:29 AM (gJL6J)
...and I missed the first quarter because I was listening to a symphony on the radio and wanted to hear the end. Do I have to turn in my man card?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 17, 2010 10:30 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Mallamutt at January 17, 2010 02:29 PM (V9SYy)
I spent my childhood listening to Jack Buck. Miss that guy.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2010 10:31 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2010 10:31 AM (QECjC)
Its too bad they don't have cameras in the Cowboys locker room during the half. I would love to see Jerry Jones all purple faced and half hit in the ass wagging his ring finger at his players.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:33 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 17, 2010 10:33 AM (CqaeZ)
Posted by: Posted by at January 17, 2010 02:29 PM (ouySy)
--I don't know if he'sfirst ballot, but Warner is like an NFL Curt Schilling: not a very long career, and solid stats, but his best games have been in the playoffs, when the pressure's the highest. I should look up his playoff passer rating. I think it's higher than Montana, Young or Aikman. He has the three highest yardage totals in Super Bowls all to himself!
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 10:37 AM (gJL6J)
Aww, I'm really very disappointed that we aren't seeing a Shannon "Velvet Jones" Sharpe jacket this halftime.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 10:37 AM (aEDGQ)
Aww, I'm really very disappointed that we aren't seeing a Shannon "Velvet Jones" Sharpe jacket this halftime.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 02:37 PM (aEDGQ)
--That jacket made me crave cake yesterday.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 10:38 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Not Gay at January 17, 2010 10:38 AM (IO27P)
if any y'all have any blog connections, please pass this link on the Brown voter-bomb along..
...Jeebus...we actually have a competent Republican campaign for a change
Posted by: beedubya at January 17, 2010 10:39 AM (AnTyA)
--That jacket made me crave cake yesterday.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 02:38 PM (gJL6J)
--Speaking of, I had the red velvet cake cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory over Christmas, and it's nirvana.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 10:39 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Mallamutt at January 17, 2010 02:35 PM (V9SYy)
--When/where did Stram do radio? In KC?
I got to hear Lenny Dawson once and he was pretty good.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 10:41 AM (gJL6J)
Bob Lamey. If I had a dollar for everytime I heard "they need to get their heads out of their asses and play some football" I could afford to go to a game.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 17, 2010 10:41 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 10:41 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: leon at January 17, 2010 10:43 AM (swNdu)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 10:43 AM (aEDGQ)
The Vikings will probably sit Farve for the second half, to rest him for the next game.
Posted by: Not Gay at January 17, 2010 02:38 PM (IO27P)
Good, that'll give me a chance to rest my meat. It can't take much more of this . I've been smacking that baby like Gene from Blue Oyster Cult smacking a cowbell on crack.
Posted by: John Madden at January 17, 2010 10:45 AM (t72+4)
Yeah. Reminds me of a long time ago in a galaxy far far away when NFL films was the biggest promoter of football. All those great slo-mo plays celebrating the grit and dirt of football. Now we have the idiot suits at ESPN promoting the NFL by celebrating the latest wacky hijinks of Ochocinco. Bleh.
Posted by: koopy at January 17, 2010 10:49 AM (XllG0)
Posted by: TEE866 at January 17, 2010 10:52 AM (penrP)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:52 AM (bqMS7)
Posted by: koopy at January 17, 2010 02:49 PM (XllG0)
I really love those old NFL Films videos. Especially the interviews with the likes of Deacon Jones, Art Donavan and Dick Butkus and many others. I have a bunch of them on VHS stashed around somewhere in the attic. I'll have to get around to converting them over to DVD.
Posted by: John Madden at January 17, 2010 10:52 AM (t72+4)
Though I like Brett Favre, I have not seen him pitch in person.
My light-skinned dreamboat is coming here today to pitch.
And, honey I'm catching.
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 17, 2010 10:52 AM (IO27P)
Posted by: Shannow at January 17, 2010 10:54 AM (LJcef)
Is Ace letting the site go to shit so we'll donate again or something? This is getting unworkable, you have to refresh half a dozen times to get the thread loaded.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:55 AM (bqMS7)
Punch him Romo, dammit!
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 02:54 PM (bqMS7)
Careful there, he might break a nail or sprain his delicate wrist.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:55 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 02:52 PM (bqMS7)
So, Dang, if Brown wins on Tuesday, you're a Pats fan?
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 10:56 AM (9Wv2j)
Wow, the Cowboys getting Suisham was one of the best things that ever happened. Dan Snyder you magnificent bastard you.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 10:57 AM (t72+4)
172 Marty Brennaman & Joe Nuxhall for the Reds
Joe was completely shit-faced about 90% of the time..
...very good guy though
Posted by: beedubya at January 17, 2010 10:58 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 02:57 PM (bqMS7)
Yeah, the Sowboys are gonna win this thing on calls. ';-p
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 10:58 AM (9Wv2j)
DEFENSIVE holding? You have got to be fucking kidding me. Even Joe Sucks Buck admits there was nothing there.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 10:58 AM (bqMS7)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 02:55 PM (bqMS7)
Ace? Who's Ace?
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2010 10:58 AM (VuLos)
Oops, what I meant by catching is that I don't currently have any flare-up.
Well, not really bad anyway.
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 17, 2010 10:59 AM (IO27P)
More power to the Norse warlords and their Cajun leader.
/bitter Giants fan
Posted by: Chris R at January 17, 2010 10:59 AM (AO4qz)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 02:52 PM (bqMS7)
--I'm rooting against the Cowboys, not for the Vikings.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 11:00 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: TEE866 at January 17, 2010 11:01 AM (penrP)
Posted by: gjz at January 17, 2010 11:02 AM (GdqSP)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at January 17, 2010 11:03 AM (ZRiS8)
J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS (just in case you weren't bitter enough yet)
That's completely uncalled for, mutt, and thus completely necessary and hilarious.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 11:04 AM (bqMS7)
Not good enuff for the playoffs yet.
Posted by: the flaming dildo at January 17, 2010 11:07 AM (ZRiS8)
Ace? Who's Ace?
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2010
When I heard that Ace was AWOL....yet again...I went out looking for him
...found him
It ain't pretty folks...ain't pretty at all
Posted by: beedubya at January 17, 2010 11:10 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 11:12 AM (qLV03)
Posted by: Mr. President at January 17, 2010 11:12 AM (IO27P)
I'm so nervous now. Because of how the White House is always right about everything. I don't think so, douchebags!
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 11:14 AM (9Wv2j)
Correct me if I'm wrong here as I missed two games last week, but these playoffs match-ups are just awful and boring, right?
This is why it won't be good until there's a Colts/Saints match-up.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 11:14 AM (aEDGQ)
Via Hot Air: White House predicting Brown win....I think it is a democratic scare tactic to motivate Dems.
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 03:12 PM (qLV03)
A lot of folks putting the race even or showing Coakley ahead right now. Even Intrade is walking the cat back. Makes me wonder if somebody just pulled up in Boston with a U-Haul full of Coakley votes.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 11:17 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 11:17 AM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Tunnelrat at January 17, 2010 11:19 AM (JSdkm)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 03:14 PM (aEDGQ
--If the Jets D can contain San Diego, the late game may be good.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 11:19 AM (gJL6J)
Because of the current disaster right now in Dallas, I'm sending Michelle and Hillary to beef up the Cowboys defensive line.
Posted by: Mr. President at January 17, 2010 03:12 PM (IO27P)
If Orca Winfrey shows up as nose-tackle, they would probably be more formidable than the '85 Bears.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 11:19 AM (t72+4)
Tony, you are having a very baaaaaad day.
Call me, I'll make you forget about it.
xoxo,
lacey
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 03:20 PM (aEDGQ)
Woa now, just a minute there toots, I can throw better than Tony Romo, plus I had first dibs.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 11:23 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Tunnelrat at January 17, 2010 11:24 AM (JSdkm)
On the other hand, when the games suck, I manage to get a little housework done.
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 11:24 AM (9Wv2j)
Cowboys may have to pray that the "gunslinger" decides to go ahead and throw into triple coverage because John Madden says he can.
I love it when Farve's alzheimer's kicks in and he lofts one out to his dad 'in the flat'.
He might throw the most picturesque INT's of all time. Everybody sees them coming but Bret...
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2010 11:26 AM (2l+Dc)
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 11:27 AM (qLV03)
Posted by: random at January 17, 2010 11:27 AM (mhbHz)
Woa now, just a minute there toots, I can throw better than Tony Romo, plus I had first dibs.
Back of the line, Ginger...
Posted by: tony romo at January 17, 2010 11:27 AM (2l+Dc)
For all the credit he's been getting over the past couple weeks (I still hadn't been sold on him), the utter disaster on offense for the 'Boys today falls squarely on Jason "Ginger, With No Soul" Garrett.
The good drives we've had on offense have come thanks to the legs of Jones (some Barber, but mostly Felix)... until they get into Minn. territory, then JG tries to get clever with the wild-cat, or some foolish toss out to MB3 when his legs aren't still up for that.
Time after time today, Garrett has put the breaks on our run game as it was gashing the Minn. def. rush. The big loss plays, along with an O-line that can't pass protect, lead to to many stalled out drives early on, and leaves us with only 3 pts. on the board (of course still going with a kicker, that should not even be on this team, doesn't help either).
This team will never get over the hump with Garrett. HE NEEDS TO GO!!!
Posted by: little evil at January 17, 2010 11:30 AM (bUjFP)
Woa now, just a minute there toots, I can throw better than Tony Romo, plus I had first dibs.
Back of the line, Ginger...
Posted by: tony romo at January 17, 2010 03:27 PM (2l+Dc)
Hey, you know who else is a ginger? Boom! that Brett Favre is, thats who.
Posted by: John Madden at January 17, 2010 11:30 AM (t72+4)
I just hope that video of his campaign appearances will be widely broadcast in Haiti. It would make all the difference to those poor people to be able to see all that clean, articulate hope and wisdom during this difficult time.
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 11:31 AM (9Wv2j)
It's AWESOME news. Carl Cameron of Fox was there in the hall where Obama was about to come on and speak and he was blunt about how the room isn't even close to being filled. Not even close.
For Obama.
DOOM.
Posted by: Jeff B. at January 17, 2010 11:31 AM (yYD23)
Call me, I'll make you forget about it.
Wow, you sure about that lacey?
Doesn't look like Tony can make much happen 'in the pocket', or 'outside the pocket'.
What else is there? Perhaps he could 'hard call' the play from 'the shotgun' and if you don't jump, just 'hand it off' ?
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2010 11:33 AM (2l+Dc)
Oh, snap!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 11:33 AM (9Wv2j)
Well, looks like the Vikes have this one wrapped up (or I am about to miss the greatest comeback in NFL history) so time to run, son's got a basketball game at 5.
Chin up, Dang, could be worse, could be a Rams fan....or a Redskin fan. Look, I know Jerry Jones can be obnoxious, but Dan Snyder makes Martha Coakley look brilliant.
Posted by: Mallamutt at January 17, 2010 03:31 PM (V9SYy)
Now Mal, that was cheap, totally uncalled for and unnecessary, very very true, true, but really unnecessary.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 11:33 AM (t72+4)
Too rich. Kennedy's hometown paper, The Cape Cod Times endorsed Brown.
Of course they like his RINOism but really could we ask for more?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 11:36 AM (aEDGQ)
I'm a disappointed Cowboys fan today.
Who here thinks the Vikings actually have a chance to beat NO at home?
Posted by: TheresaD at January 17, 2010 11:37 AM (iGCmo)
Posted by: random at January 17, 2010 11:37 AM (mhbHz)
Posted by: Joe Buck with a Hard-On at January 17, 2010 11:38 AM (2l+Dc)
Posted by: Danny Glover at January 17, 2010 11:40 AM (IO27P)
Posted by: mrfixit at January 17, 2010 11:42 AM (Bsm1s)
The fork has been stuck.
Favre -- who has a much better nose than Peyton Manning -- still has it at his age. Pretty amazing.
Posted by: barbelle at January 17, 2010 11:42 AM (qF8q3)
I felt a great disturbance in Texas, as if millions of Cowboys fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at January 17, 2010 11:44 AM (t72+4)
Everytime I see Romo he's got a new dame on his arm, so I'm pretty sure he's well schooled in offensive holding.
But actually that raises a good point. Who wants to be another notch even if it is Tony Romo?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 11:44 AM (aEDGQ)
When I heard that Ace was AWOL....yet again...I went out looking for him
...found him
It ain't pretty folks...ain't pretty at all
That's not Ace. There's no mired armored vehicles in the background.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 17, 2010 11:45 AM (qWLc4)
Posted by: The White House at January 17, 2010 11:46 AM (9Wv2j)
It's like Peyton rooting for Eli after the Colts are eliminated.
Posted by: Chris R at January 17, 2010 11:47 AM (AO4qz)
But actually that raises a good point. Who wants to be another notch even if it is Tony Romo?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 03:44 PM (aEDGQ)
If he screws anything close to how he plays qb, he's probably a very disappointing lay.
I mean other than screwing over Cowboys fans year after year that is.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 11:47 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jerry Jones at January 17, 2010 11:48 AM (IO27P)
I mean other than screwing over Cowboys fans year after year that is.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 03:47 PM (t72+4)
I dunno, Blazer, he's been great in the sack today.
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 11:48 AM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: mrfixit at January 17, 2010 11:50 AM (Bsm1s)
I dunno, Blazer, he's been great in the sack today.
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 03:48 PM (9Wv2j)
You mean he goes limp inside the pocket.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 11:51 AM (t72+4)
Not me, dude. But then, I'm just a nominal Cowboys fan. I prefer the Colts & the Saints, myself.
Oooh, heresy.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 17, 2010 11:51 AM (zmiSr)
Posted by: Gmac at January 17, 2010 11:51 AM (NP9ID)
You mean he goes limp inside the pocket.
He can't complete it outside the pocket, either. He comes up short.
Posted by: barbelle at January 17, 2010 11:53 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Joe Buck with a Hard-On at January 17, 2010 11:54 AM (2l+Dc)
yeah, but is it the right one??
Posted by: mrfixit at January 17, 2010 03:52 PM (Bsm1s)
I was talking about the one right underneath the opposing teams bleachers.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 11:54 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: mrfixit at January 17, 2010 03:50 PM (Bsm1s)
--I'll have to check 'em out. I love the pet pics there!
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 11:54 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2010 11:55 AM (2l+Dc)
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 17, 2010 11:56 AM (TDFdi)
No to go all off topic, but the Headline link to the Chinese empty city is a link to the Al Jazeera English YouTube channel.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 17, 2010 11:57 AM (Be4xl)
A proper Moron response: Is there a wrong one?
Posted by: barbelle at January 17, 2010 03:56 PM (qF8q3)
Ya' know I was gonna say that, but I thought I would excercize a bit of decorum for a change around here. In other words, I'm not all that intoxicated yet.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 11:58 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: mrfixit at January 17, 2010 03:50 PM (Bsm1s)
I saw your sweet pics last night. Your son is adorable, as are the critters. One of my cats is very partial to snuggling in the dirty laundry, too.
And there's a good one of Dang Straights running what appears to be a marathon. At least, I don't see any cops chasing him.
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 11:59 AM (9Wv2j)
Ya' know I was gonna say that, but I thought I would excercize a bit of decorum for a change around here. In other words, I'm not all that intoxicated yet.
Great, when I'm sober I think like a drunken Blazer. I now have a slogan for my Badge of Honor. 
Posted by: barbelle at January 17, 2010 12:00 PM (qF8q3)
He was in the box with Jerrah and Emmit for the big wins over the Iggles, and don't think he was up in the dome today.
Out helping with disaster relief, pfft, thanks a lot, W.
Posted by: little evil at January 17, 2010 12:00 PM (bUjFP)
Posted by: Cynthia at January 17, 2010 12:01 PM (/KcMn)
I keep forgetting about the yahoo group, I'm not even sure why I signed up. The page looks so archaic and it makes my eyeballs bleed.
I'm assuming there is a section designated for boots?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 12:01 PM (aEDGQ)
Posted by: mrfixit at January 17, 2010 12:01 PM (Bsm1s)
Posted by: NYCcon at January 17, 2010 12:01 PM (jLXdE)
O.k., now at this point they're just piling on. I mean really, was that last touchdown really necessary by the Vikes ?
Why hell yes it was !!
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 12:01 PM (t72+4)
To all those Cowboy fans out there, vote for me, because I won't leave you high and dry.
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 17, 2010 12:03 PM (IO27P)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 12:03 PM (aEDGQ)
Posted by: mrfixit at January 17, 2010 12:03 PM (Bsm1s)
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 12:05 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 12:08 PM (9Wv2j)
There's no such thing as unnecessary humiliation of the Democrat Party or the Dallas Cowboys.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2010 12:08 PM (pg/HS)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 04:07 PM (aEDGQ)
--It's worth it, lacey. BONUS: I have not posted a pic 
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:08 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:09 PM (gJL6J)
I mean that was just awful the way the Vikes picked up the Cowboys corpse and paraded it around the Coliseum in a fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan there at the end.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 12:10 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: mrfixit at January 17, 2010 04:03 PM (Bsm1s)
LIAR! I ran over there like a hobo after Valu-Rite.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 17, 2010 12:10 PM (qWLc4)
Posted by: brak at January 17, 2010 12:10 PM (W5NBA)
Dayumn, I gotta put some pictures of my snake up on that Yahoo group.
Cutchee cutchee!
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at January 17, 2010 04:09 PM (IO27P)
--I did not see it, but apparently someone else did post a penis pic a couple of weeks ago!
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:11 PM (gJL6J)
Agree! Although, Denver runs a close second for me.
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 12:12 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 17, 2010 12:15 PM (Jj2Z9)
Hey logprof, that's why I didn't venture out there a week ago and then I just sort of forgot about it.
OT: Obama is all mumbles right now. So embarrassing.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 12:16 PM (aEDGQ)
Posted by: brak at January 17, 2010 04:10 PM (W5NBA)
--The Yankees in October are 1b., bu on an every-game basis, it's the Cowboys.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:16 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: PKO Strany at January 17, 2010 04:16 PM (1rQWu)
--Where are you catching this? I can;t wait to heard from our confreres on the ground there.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:18 PM (gJL6J)
I can't listen to this. He's back to the 95% tax break bullshit.
God he looks old...and sounds it too.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 12:18 PM (aEDGQ)
You play until the whistle blows. You don't ease up because you've scored "enough" points or you're afraid of hurting the other team's feelings.
Posted by: Gran at January 17, 2010 12:19 PM (kmmbv)
Is there any team in America that is more fun to watch losing than the Dallas Cowboys? No, the answer is no.
Posted by: brak at January 17, 2010 04:10 PM (W5NBA)
On the contrary. The Democrats are more fun to watch losing than the Cowboys and I say that as a lifelong Redskins fan.
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 12:19 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Dave in PB at January 17, 2010 12:20 PM (EOqdk)
O/T teh won is talking at a rally..........it's all about teh won, I, I, I........
Posted by: Butzi at January 17, 2010 12:20 PM (qLV03)
Posted by: PKO Strany at January 17, 2010 12:21 PM (1rQWu)
Posted by: Gran at January 17, 2010 04:19 PM (kmmbv)
--In principle, I'm against running up the score --but if it's against the Cowboys I'll hold my tongue.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:22 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Dave in PB at January 17, 2010 12:22 PM (EOqdk)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 17, 2010 12:22 PM (IgSNZ)
Posted by: koopy at January 17, 2010 12:23 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:24 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: bowel movement at January 17, 2010 12:25 PM (Fd5yK)
Posted by: drunken lurker at January 17, 2010 12:25 PM (h4odr)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:25 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:26 PM (gJL6J)
Are we back?
Cowboys suck! Go Saints!
Hey there's some great stuff at gateway pundit about Wee Wee not being able to fill 3k seat hall. Good stuff.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 12:27 PM (bqMS7)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:28 PM (gJL6J)
Hey buddy, you got fine cheer-babes right here!
I mean we have a gal named Peaches. It doesn't get much better than that.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 12:29 PM (aEDGQ)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 17, 2010 12:30 PM (ig2PW)
Like they never ran up the score or tried to humiliate an opponent.
~ Giant's fan Joe
Posted by: the real joe at January 17, 2010 12:30 PM (WjerO)
Posted by: Bludeog at January 17, 2010 12:30 PM (8I9An)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:31 PM (gJL6J)
Tony Romo couldn't win a playoff game if his life depended on it.
No idea who you are, but this is the 2nd round of the playoffs.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 12:31 PM (bqMS7)
that was fun!
next... hey DIT, new thread for the other game?
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 17, 2010 04:22 PM (IgSNZ)
Okay TGSG that was just wrong. Dave is probably soaking his hurt feelings right now in vat of alcohol.
If you want to dip your balls in his lament, may I suggest a nice warm cheese dip and a bottle of fine red wine ?
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 12:33 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 04:27 PM (bqMS7)
--Cool, and video. BTW, how did that blog end up being hosted at First Things?
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:33 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2010 12:34 PM (9Wv2j)
BTW, how did that blog end up being hosted at First Things?
There is a joke in here somewhere about his penchant for reporting on older men/teenage student relationships within O's administration and priests*
* as a former Catholic I can say that damn it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 17, 2010 12:37 PM (aEDGQ)
Aww Peaches, thanks. Ain't nothing but a thing with the pros. The BCS game last thursday *sniff* hurt lots more. I only hope Jerrah Jones' private plan is forced to land in a big pile of mulch.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 17, 2010 12:37 PM (bqMS7)
ha.Posted by: Trish at January 17, 2010 12:37 PM (yqhkv)
Posted by: mystry at January 17, 2010 12:37 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Blazer at January 17, 2010 12:37 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: mystry at January 17, 2010 12:38 PM (kmgIE)
Just hope both teams show up and it's a good game.
Hated the Cowboys comeuppance, but lovin' Bambi's in MA.
Posted by: TheresaD at January 17, 2010 12:39 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: Dave in PB at January 17, 2010 12:46 PM (EOqdk)
Posted by: mystry at January 17, 2010 04:37 PM (kmgIE)
--Ah, I thought that's where 0bama was. Where's he?
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2010 12:50 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Evil Peaches at January 17, 2010 12:53 PM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Evil Peaches at January 17, 2010 01:02 PM (9Wv2j)
"Posted by: little evil at January 17, 2010 04:00 PM (bUjFP) "
Yeah, fuck W. Where are his priorities anyway.
Posted by: notropis at January 17, 2010 01:17 PM (ziuVP)
Do those shorts really cover her butt crack? Even when she bends over? Do you have any photographic proof?
Posted by: moi at January 17, 2010 02:03 PM (7FgWm)
Dallas cheerleaders.......the best uniforms.
Dallas team........uh.......not so good.
Someone, somewhere still loves Romo. Probably
still loves Obama, too. Lying in a gutter somewhere
with muscatel in a brown wrapper.
Posted by: Barry McCockinner at January 17, 2010 07:05 PM (JaiDJ)
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