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October 27, 2010

Super Ultimate Mega Demplosion (moron porn)
— CAC

I made it as biggish as possible. Grab a few shamwows before clicking for MOAR:

Absolutely every conceivable seat and about a .000000000001% chance of happening. However, over half of them ARE likely and over 3/4ths are vulnerable. Try not to fap too hard.

Posted by: CAC at 10:18 AM | Comments (105)
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1 Uhh-ooo-OOOOHHH!!! I need a smoke.

Posted by: fluffy sees red! at October 27, 2010 10:20 AM (4Kl5M)

2 Awesome! Sad to see my area is still blue, though. Libtards.

Posted by: Tarheel Pundit at October 27, 2010 10:21 AM (tbtwl)

3 Are you taking into account Democrat voting fraud and cheating into your projections? Sadly, if any race is close, it will probably end up a Democrat victory with their cheating. Without Democrat cheating, then yeah, this is possible. Not likely though.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 27, 2010 10:21 AM (NITzp)

1st

If Oregon turns that red I'll bang Helen Thomas on national TV.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at October 27, 2010 10:21 AM (OefT/)

5 Is 326 Republican seats possible? Yes...Yes it is.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at October 27, 2010 10:21 AM (LMQ+M)

6 okay....4th. Bite me.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at October 27, 2010 10:22 AM (OefT/)

7 My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

Posted by: Chris R at October 27, 2010 10:22 AM (AO4qz)

If Oregon turns that red I'll bang Helen Thomas on national TV.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet

You'll fall off. If you're lucky.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 27, 2010 10:22 AM (R2fpr)

9 "and about a .000000000001% chance of happening." I could make that font size 150 and bold, and there will always be the stray moron who doesn't get THIS IS FANTASY. However, parts of this map are coming true, particularly in the South, Midwest, and even parts of New England.

Posted by: CAC at October 27, 2010 10:23 AM (lV4Fs)

10 So nu? mu? what's with Michael Grimm tonight? I'm going to be helping him anyway, would love to meet some Morons.

Posted by: Yehudit at October 27, 2010 10:23 AM (zpCBA)

11 WTF is wrong with South Carolina?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2010 10:24 AM (UOM48)

12 It will be a Demplosion in the upper midwest.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 27, 2010 10:24 AM (3wPsb)

If Oregon turns that red I'll bang Helen Thomas on national TV.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet

You'll fall off. If you're lucky.

Posted by: Blue Hen

It'll fall off, too.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 27, 2010 10:25 AM (JNqU9)

RE: THE SICK SOB WHO DEFACED MYSTRY"S ONLINE MEMORIAL

I would have let this go, except for YNOT entertaining the notion not once, but twice, that I might be said SICK SOB who should rot in hell. Even after CDR M put the absurd notion to rest in the headlines thread.

Apparently, since I used the sock "Franklin Pierce" 4 months ago (I've actually probably used it 20 different times, I'm creative that way), I might just be the Franklin Pierce who left the vile shit on the online memorial. That is just brilliant. Fucking Jim Rockford/Magnum PI shit right there.

Perhaps I'm a bit exercised, but I think I have good reason. Short of being tagged as a child molester, I can't think of anything worse than having my name within a hundred miles of such an accusation.

I hope in the future we are a tad more careful about this sort of thing.

With all that said, let me say a few words to the real culprit...FOADIAF you degenerate CS.

Ah, now I feel better.

Sorry to hijack the thread. That is all.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 27, 2010 10:26 AM (AZWim)

15 I admit to nothing but someone [cough, cough] may just need a new pair of underalls...

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 27, 2010 10:26 AM (Jv3gg)

WTF is wrong with South Carolina? Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2010 02:24 PM (UOM4

Think of it as a big lake.............................................that you can pee in.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at October 27, 2010 10:26 AM (OefT/)

17 WTF is wrong with South Carolina? Back in the early 19th century, there was this district in Massachusetts...

Posted by: Eldridge Gerry at October 27, 2010 10:26 AM (4Kl5M)

JFK, LBJ, Jimmah and Bubba couldn't make this even a .000001% possibility in 40 years.

You know who did it in 21 months.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2010 10:27 AM (blNMI)

19 Reverse the colors and you'll capture the gist of the receding wave.

Posted by: Greg's loquacious anus at October 27, 2010 10:27 AM (M+lbD)

20 all wiggly inside

Posted by: Fallen Sparrow at October 27, 2010 10:27 AM (KGBoc)

21 MS-2, currently held by Bennie Thompson, was noted as vulnerable today at Campaign Spot on National Review.

Thompson losing would be an impressive accomplishment considering the demographics of that district, being heavily black and poor, as well as being a historical stronghold for the Dems. It's only gone Republican twice since the late 1870s.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 27, 2010 10:27 AM (onSgJ)

"WTF is wrong with South Carolina?"

That place ain't been right since Showbiz Pizza closed.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 27, 2010 10:27 AM (HaYO4)

23 Actually, that,s not all, congrats to ace for getting some love on Rush. Looks like it was a caller. To whatever ette that was, if you ever get down to South Carolina, drinks are on me. Nice work.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 27, 2010 10:28 AM (AZWim)

Heh. It looks like the San Andreas fault broke coastal California completely off.

Guess it's about time.

Posted by: Nomennovum at October 27, 2010 10:28 AM (pV1Y8)

25 Y'know, with a little encouragement, the San Adreas fault could relieve us of that blue stain on the left coast. Contact Hank Johnson to get the skinny on how to couple that with the tipping phenomenon of which he is so fond.

Posted by: ya2daup at October 27, 2010 10:28 AM (HmCnI)

26 Dang, Survey USA only has Adam Smith up by 3 in Washington's 9th. That would be huge to take out this Obamatard Smith.

Posted by: robtr at October 27, 2010 10:29 AM (hVDig)

27 Do we know who the moronette was who called Rush?

And I guess we'd better clean this place up for all the new lurkers. (Like that'll happen. heh)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2010 10:29 AM (UOM48)

28 I appreciate the enthusiasm, but having to have AoSHQ full screen in order to read the rest of the blog is a little unweildy at work... IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Terry at October 27, 2010 10:29 AM (RNENT)

29 Not gonna happen unless you VOTE!!!! Get OUT THERE and VOTE you morons!!!!

I put one little check mark on my ballot yesterday and pressed CAST.......it felt good, other than voting for Perry again........

Posted by: Sponge at October 27, 2010 10:30 AM (UK9cE)

30 Seeing Manchin suddenly up three over Raese is making me nervous. I know it's probably just an outlier, but ... WHERE'S MY WAVE DAMMIT?!?

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at October 27, 2010 10:30 AM (BZ2Bm)

31 11 WTF is wrong with South Carolina?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2010 02:24 PM (UOM4

Jim Clyburn and the perniciousness of creating safe "majority minority" districts. That sort of shit has got to stop --- and both parties go along with it.

Posted by: ya2daup at October 27, 2010 10:30 AM (HmCnI)

32 What's with those blue patches?

Posted by: Michael Smith at October 27, 2010 10:30 AM (ew2/q)

33 @15
Delta,
Please reread the thread. You misinterpreted. In fact, CDR M corrected himself quickly and we both pointed out that the hash had a zero/"o" confusion in it.
I understand you being angry, but it is misplaced.

Posted by: Y-not at October 27, 2010 10:31 AM (UcOiF)

34 Anyone posted this yet? It's truly a work of art.

Posted by: citizen khan at October 27, 2010 10:31 AM (nwdIs)

35 Furp...furp....furp...furp......

Posted by: Wicket at October 27, 2010 10:31 AM (Q1lie)

36 CAC, you're such a tease. Could you put up an "optimistic but within the realm of possibility and not an attempt to make joncelli die from fapping" map?

Posted by: joncelli at October 27, 2010 10:31 AM (RD7QR)

37 WTF is wrong with South Carolina?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2010 02:24 PM (UOM4

That is a court ordered gerrymandered "black majority" district. It will be perpetual Democrat until one of two things happen:

Blacks realize that voting for black Democrats is not getting them anywhere....or

We get a real set of judges who make this kind of bullshit illegal like it should be.

Posted by: Vic at October 27, 2010 10:31 AM (/jbAw)

Alaska's about to get redder.

An Alaska judge ruled that voters cannot be provided with a list of write-in candidates.

Sorry Lela Blutarski!

Posted by: The Q at October 27, 2010 10:31 AM (pfStM)

39 My only regret this cycle is that we couldn't put a challenge against "Working Joe" Baca here in San Bernardino County. If that worm was baked California would be nearly crimson east of the San Gabriel Valley after this cycle.

Posted by: CAC at October 27, 2010 10:31 AM (lV4Fs)

40 Added WA-6!!! Whoohoo!!!

Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 10:31 AM (pUfK9)

41 Jim Clyburn and the perniciousness of creating safe "majority minority" districts. That sort of shit has got to stop --- and both parties go along with it.

Posted by: ya2daup at October 27, 2010 02:30 PM (HmCnI)

As I said, court ordered.

Posted by: Vic at October 27, 2010 10:32 AM (/jbAw)

42 robtr,

Did you see my earlier comments about King & Snohomish return statistics?

Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 10:32 AM (pUfK9)

I would have let this go, except for YNOT entertaining the notion not once, but twice, that I might be said SICK SOB who should rot in hell. Even after CDR M put the absurd notion to rest in the headlines thread.

Apparently, since I used the sock "Franklin Pierce" 4 months ago (I've actually probably used it 20 different times,

I hope in the future we are a tad more careful about this sort of thing.

Durrr... the sock is useless. Really, we should use the hash tag when researching this type of stuff.

google: AZWim site:minx.cc for example.

However, that also might lead to false positives. Like I asked ParisParamus if he was Average Joe, because their hashes matched, but he said he wasn't.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 27, 2010 10:33 AM (JNqU9)

44 Personally the color pisses me off. Red should represent the Democrats, since it is the official color of the Communist Party. Red, white, and blue should represent the GOP.

Posted by: maddogg at October 27, 2010 10:33 AM (OlN4e)

45 Instead of fapping, we should be slurping..........

Posted by: dagny at October 27, 2010 10:33 AM (2rfbZ)

However, trust me, none of the moron herd even thought for a half a second it was you Delta.

Posted by: Mallamutt, master of the 128 pt megafont bomb at October 27, 2010 02:29 PM (OWjjx)

Naw I know, It's probably too absurd to respond to, and I would have let it go, but it came up again in the Joe Miller thread.

If the notion was less vile I would have let it go.

No worries though. I'm really pumped about the Rush shout out.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 27, 2010 10:34 AM (AZWim)

47 What's with those blue patches?

Need someplace to test nukes.

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 27, 2010 10:34 AM (IhQuA)

48 Added WA-6!!! Whoohoo!!!

Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 02:31 PM (pUfK9)

Editor, did you see that Adam Smith is only up 3 in a Survey USA Poll in the 9th? Survey USA leans dem too.

Posted by: robtr at October 27, 2010 10:34 AM (hVDig)

49 You know you're a dork when you know what the new Ras polls are before he Tweets them.

Posted by: dagny at October 27, 2010 10:36 AM (2rfbZ)

50 Instead of fapping, we should be slurping..........

Posted by: dagny at October 27, 2010 02:33 PM (2rfbZ)

We're Morons..not GOProud.

Posted by: Wicket at October 27, 2010 10:36 AM (Q1lie)

51 Did you see my earlier comments about King & Snohomish return statistics?

Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 02:32 PM (pUfK9

Yeah let's get rid of the Obamatard fucks

Posted by: robtr at October 27, 2010 10:36 AM (hVDig)

Editor, did you see that Adam Smith is only up 3 in a Survey USA Poll in the 9th? Survey USA leans dem too.

Posted by: robtr at October 27, 2010 02:34 PM (hVDig)

Dude, I've been calling that one for awhile. This is why I think Watkins has a chance, too.

Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 10:37 AM (pUfK9)

53 53 I was thinking Iowahawk

Posted by: dagny at October 27, 2010 10:37 AM (2rfbZ)

54 Man, what a weird, sad, happy, sad, exciting couple of days. Yesterday was the anniversary of my mom's death, then I come here this morning and learn mystry died, then D'oh's cousin died this morning after a long battle with melanoma.

One minute I'm all excited about Tuesday, the next I feel just sad as hell.

Ah, well. I'm a moronette. We soldier on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2010 10:38 AM (UOM48)

This is a thing of beauty. Ride the Red Wave..._{but don't drink from it!}

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2010 10:38 AM (eTrr0)

56 Naw I know, It's probably too absurd to respond to, and I would have let it go, but it came up again in the Joe Miller thread.

If you are referring to a comment I made, all I said was that it seemed like (based on my understanding of the initial appearance of a hash that was not yours (but resembled it because of a zero) coinciding with a nick on an old thread) the troll (never said to be you) may have originated here. The timing of the comment on mystry's guest book was early when it appeared that the comments were mainly/solely being left by people who found the guest book via the links posted at this site.

It may be one of our trolls or lurkers... or may be some other asshole. We don't know.

Posted by: Y-not at October 27, 2010 10:38 AM (UcOiF)

57 Just a warning...

Posted by: What awaits you Chicago Morons if you DONT GOTV at October 27, 2010 10:38 AM (lV4Fs)

58 You can really see where the shithole cities are on that map...maybe a little different shade for the lakes next time so Detroit and Chicago and Milwaukee stand out more.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 27, 2010 10:38 AM (Vz9lf)

59 In MN-8 there is a good chance that Oberstar who has been in Washington since 1962 (he served as assistant to his predecessor for 12yrs) will finally be sent home.

That is assuming he has any real connection to MN anymore.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 27, 2010 10:38 AM (tf9Ne)

CAC, what's going on with the Boxer / Fiorina Senate race in CA. I have heard that Boxer's internals are showing just a 1% edge but some of the polls are showing now around 5-6%.

What are your thoughts on this race.

I still see a mighty surge taking place for Fiorina.

Posted by: journolist at October 27, 2010 10:39 AM (O/NP5)

61 Not gonna happen unless you VOTE!!!! Get OUT THERE and VOTE you morons!!!! --- What he said

Posted by: Olliander at October 27, 2010 10:40 AM (6uiF7)

62 Like Mark Levin said yesterday. The fricking dems should count their blessings (I mean if they could count) that only a third of the senators are up for election every two years or the dem ranks would be decimated. Since two thirds of those don't have to stand for re-election, they will spin the ones who didn't stand for re-election and are fortunate to still have jobs, as victorys.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 27, 2010 10:40 AM (RkRxq)

63 14 The 150 pt font bomb does not exist yet. The Iranian scientist says the font atoms get very unstable after 138 and the font at that size becomes very dangerous.
_____________

Put the Australians on it. If they split the beer atom, they can do anything.

Posted by: yes, Anachronda watched Young Einstein at October 27, 2010 10:41 AM (IrbU4)

64 Actually, Texas looks pretty accurate. I've been thinking the previous projection maps had a little too much blue in the Rio Grande Valley.

But, BUT, no way Travis County will go red.

If it does, I'll do Helen Thomas, too.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 27, 2010 10:42 AM (plthz)

65 46 Durrr... the sock is useless. Really, we should use the hash tag when researching this type of stuff.
google: AZWim site:minx.cc for example.
However, that also might lead to false positives. Like I asked ParisParamus if he was Average Joe, because their hashes matched, but he said he wasn't.Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 27, 2010 02:33 PM (JNqU9)

Hashes for a particular poster can vary. I have posted here not only from two different laptops through two different networks, but also via my iPhone. I've noted that I have been assigned at least six different hashes since I began posting pretty regularly since about three months ago.

Posted by: ya2daup at October 27, 2010 10:42 AM (HmCnI)

66 Been traveling and I've only had access to USA Today and other traitor MSM radio and papers, but all I hear is that the races are tightening, and the wipeout will not be as bad fior the RAT vermin as we anticipated. I need some morons to reassure me.....

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 27, 2010 10:43 AM (u3Zi5)

67 68 Why do the dems win the fucking oceans, Canadia, and Mexico?
Posted by: akbellerive at October 27, 2010 02:41 PM (mI5AW)

'Cause they are citizens of the world and lovers of Gaia.

Posted by: ya2daup at October 27, 2010 10:43 AM (HmCnI)

68 robtr, the Snohomish returns are better now than my earlier comments. They updated from 14.4% retruned to 23.2% returned. CONSERVATIVES ARE PISSED!!!!

Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 10:43 AM (pUfK9)

69 "predict the upset no one saw coming"

I want Dan Sebring over Gwen "my grown son slashes Republicans' tires" Moore in WI#4. Snowball's chance in Hell of it happening, but it would rock my socks. He's a Navy vet running his campaign out of his car-repair garage.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 27, 2010 10:43 AM (Vz9lf)

70 One thing you definitely got wrong, CAC, is OK 2. Boren is a third generation Conservative Democrat from that district (Gramps and Dad were both in Congress.) I think the challenger there is below the .000000000001% chance of victory.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at October 27, 2010 10:44 AM (LMQ+M)

71 Progressive cancerous cells are blue? At least the chemo is working...

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2010 10:44 AM (FcR7P)

72 I like how most of Hawaii disappears into the ocean.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 27, 2010 10:45 AM (bQ5xy)

73 Nah, I'm going to sit at home and pick my toes. Invoke the Lucy Van Pelt rule.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 27, 2010 10:45 AM (LdYLm)

74 Ah, well. I'm a moronette. We soldier on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2010 02:38 PM (UOM4

Preferably in something skimpy. And with the boots.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 27, 2010 10:45 AM (5aa4z)

75 What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not turn back when you are just at the goal. - Publilius Syrus, ~100 BC

A minute's success pays the failure of years. - Robert Browning, 1812-1889

Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not; it is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and however early a man's training begins, it is probably the last lesson that he learns thoroughly. - Thomas H. Huxley, 1825-1895

Be the Wave. - Ace

Posted by: Guy Fawkes - quote machine at October 27, 2010 10:45 AM (ruu60)

76 CA-11 Harmer- Wohooo!
Remember we get double dipping for every Golden State pickup!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 27, 2010 10:46 AM (0q2P7)

77 #64 Suffolk uses a bullshit Likely Voter screen. PPP is PPP (using a sample with more Democrats than registered to vote) LA/USC...do we even have to go there? Throw the junk out and Boxer us up 2. No fucking way that: More Republicans go to Boxer than the inverse. The Central Valley is competitive. The Inland Empire is competitive. This is why I like polling that shows internals, but they should do regional breakdowns. As goofy as the LA/USC poll was, it had SOMEWHAT reasonable numbers by region- the central valley sample being a glaring exception. Whitman I (eeyore alert) think is toast. Fiorina is hanging in there.

Posted by: What awaits you Chicago Morons if you DONT GOTV at October 27, 2010 10:47 AM (lV4Fs)

And with the boots.

And boot season is upon us. Hurrah!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 27, 2010 10:47 AM (Jv3gg)

79 Judge in Alaska bars write in list at polls!

http://tinyurl.com/26xarrt

Go Miller!

Posted by: mpfs at October 27, 2010 10:48 AM (iYbLN)

80 This map looks alot better than last nights.Last nights looked like a Sherwin Williams paint truck accident.

Posted by: ziptie at October 27, 2010 10:50 AM (lLS3Y)

81 BJ Lawson, the challenger in NC 4 is a rush baby...

his dad called to tell Rush....

Rush sounded genuinely pleased

Posted by: curious at October 27, 2010 10:52 AM (p302b)

82 Are you going to make a true version of the map with the cheating and the finding the results at 9 am the next day and the upsetment

cause all my dem/lib friends are acting downright fiendish (except I added the cheating part)

Posted by: curious at October 27, 2010 10:53 AM (p302b)

Two polls have the repub up by 3 in Oregon for governor too.

Welcome to the NEW RED PNW!

Posted by: robtr at October 27, 2010 10:53 AM (hVDig)

84 CAC, I get that this is fantasy and all, but could you provide some numbers? Like is this what happens if we take everything but the 106 "safe" Dem seats?

Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2010 10:54 AM (Ew1k4)

85 An Acme Barber College Poll shows Republicans losing to Herpes 50-49%.

Wave goodbye, haters!

Posted by: Gweg at October 27, 2010 10:59 AM (MMC8r)

86 Hey! Olver (MA-01) is more vulnerable than < .000000000001% ! I see Gunn signs everywhere and few Olver signs. A lot of this district voted overwhelmingly for Scott Brown.

Posted by: cool breeze at October 27, 2010 11:02 AM (hdCWG)

87 Oh, Vermont, no. Dammit, is there nothing that will turn this stupid state red? There are actually a lot of conservatives here it's just that Burlington and Montpelier run the table.

Posted by: Beppo at October 27, 2010 11:06 AM (hsCKa)

88 And there's the fucking tiny blue circle that is central Austin. I feel so ashamed. I did vote against Lloyd Doggett today though.

Posted by: cackfinger at October 27, 2010 11:11 AM (TUBcJ)

89 Thants a nice, big, beautiful, colurful blog ya got there. Hate to see anything happen to it.

Posted by: SEIU, NJEA, UAW, AFSCME at October 27, 2010 11:18 AM (pr+up)

90 The few pockets of resistence will blow me.

Posted by: Mel G. at October 27, 2010 11:20 AM (pr+up)

I think you overestimate your chances.

Posted by: Rogue Poster, working towards megafont technology at October 27, 2010 11:36 AM (GBXon)

92 Sad to see part of Houston proper still has all that blue. Glad the suburbs are strong red, though. (Like my district.)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 27, 2010 11:42 AM (Yq+qN)

93 So support for Obama has dwindled down to:

a) Big cities
b) State capitols
c) College towns
d) blacks

In other words: big city rich white liberals and then anybody dependent on government money (government workers, college towns, and blacks).

Well, that gives them a solid 1/3rd of the country. Good luck with that.

Posted by: buckofama at October 27, 2010 12:02 PM (QcFbt)

94 all but your base are belong to us

Posted by: Toaplan at October 27, 2010 12:24 PM (hdCWG)

95 I'm delighted the Democrats will lose.

I'm sorry Republicans will win. Oh, well. Fallen world.

Posted by: Horatius at October 27, 2010 12:33 PM (ahove)

96 Just voted against Lloyd Dogget. Yeah-bo.

Posted by: cackfinger at October 27, 2010 01:05 PM (TUBcJ)

97 Man, this map is bonerific. Is this the "R +111 seats retard strength fanboism" map?

Posted by: OSUsux at October 27, 2010 01:09 PM (DFXmi)

Y'know, with a little encouragement, the San Andreas fault Kim Jong-Il could relieve us of that blue stain on the left coast.

Four small atomic bombs--SF, Oakland/Berkeley, West Hollywood, and South Central LA (Maxine Waters Land) would do it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 27, 2010 02:37 PM (ujg0T)

99 CACtease.

Posted by: Geronimo at October 27, 2010 02:37 PM (Vt+Kg)

100 May I add how good it is to see Pennsylvania pretty much all red again. Beautiful if it happens.

Posted by: Geronimo at October 27, 2010 02:38 PM (Vt+Kg)

101 That's the way Texans see Texas: a few blue spots but not so much that it ruins the overall conservative appeal.

Just think what that maps going to look like AFTER reversing 40 years of gerrymandered districts.

WOOT!

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at October 27, 2010 02:40 PM (B8083)

102 Actually reversing (or perhaps more accurately re-doing) the old gerrymandering lines is why retired dickhead AG Ronnie Earl took 'ol Tom DeLay down with the still ongoing (but now greatly reduced) dock of charges alleging fraud and improper fund raising in 2005. DeLay proposed a redistricting plan that concentrated a lot of the long winding 'barely liberal' districts down into a few strongly liberal districts allowing some of the more conservative members of the new districts to finally get a Republican rep. of course he had some pretty ridiculous shapes in his map too but he claimed to have randomized them with a computer to make things fair or at least somewhat random. Governor Rick Perry spent a lot of time calling special sessions of the Texas Legislature one after the other to get the redistricting done and some of the out-voted democratic legislators actually tried to gum things up by fleeing to New mexico to try and break quorum. On the other hand we have the new 2010 census run directly by activist weirdos appointed by the White House instead of the usual Census Beureau. No doubt that will lead to some messy counting that advantages democrats and leads to calls for more redistricting.

Posted by: cackfinger at October 27, 2010 04:34 PM (TUBcJ)

103 FUCK POLIS

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 27, 2010 05:28 PM (0fzsA)

104 A series of terrorist fake watches?!!? say it isn't so!

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