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September 10, 2010

Taiwan Virtual News: WSJ vs. NYT
— Dave in Texas

I know, it's DrewM's gig, but he's face down in a bar ditch with three bodies and a crappy alibi.

It's almost as if they're offering an opinion on new media, ain't it?

via The Only Important Man Up In That Lighting Booth.

also, wow, I'm slow, I just caught the "West Side Story" reference. Who knew that was popular in Taipei?

Not me.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:10 PM | Comments (188)
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1
this fad is dying out like pop rocks

Posted by: i got a gal in kalamazoo zoo zoo zoo at September 10, 2010 05:12 PM (IgP15)

2 Here's a bonus Taiwanese clip ---------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILsOEFayuj4 Taiwanese News Animators Notice the Chilean Miners. Unleash the Fart Jokes!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 10, 2010 05:14 PM (cD/5o)

3 Could we have Barky do his next presser via Taiwanese anime?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2010 05:15 PM (UOM48)

4 Only 2 days until the Redskins are beating some Cowgirl ass on TV.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 10, 2010 05:16 PM (V/EYZ)

5
I'm not getting the 'real estate novelist' reference.

Someone give me another clue.

Posted by: i got a gal in kalamazoo zoo zoo zoo at September 10, 2010 05:19 PM (GfGBM)

6 is it still ok to burn the New York Times? i get a rash when i use it for toilet paper.

Posted by: befuddled at September 10, 2010 05:19 PM (xJU23)

7 Feel good story of the day: Burger King Making a Comeback to U.S. Bases in Afghanistan

Posted by: newser at September 10, 2010 05:21 PM (0MrVN)

8 I LOVE the New York Times!!!...23 skidoo!

Posted by: Mr. Johnson from Wisconsin at September 10, 2010 05:23 PM (5qJM5)

9 Don't feel bad, Dave. I first watched this video at work today when The Only Important Lighting Man Up In That Booth emailed me the link. I totally missed the West Side Story reference, until you pointed it out. I was actually somewhat confused by that segment.

Posted by: Michael at September 10, 2010 05:26 PM (JtKsy)

10 I suspect they have american-educated staff, or more likely, have foreign consultants/analysts.

Posted by: sexypig at September 10, 2010 05:26 PM (0t7L8)

11 O/t: So I'm waiting for someone(s) and I mosey on over to Clusterstock and I find out that Sarah Palin was attacked by vapid Ahnold on twitter and she cleaned his clock...although, since mostly males post at clusterstock, they claimed she "hit below the belt". Isn't ahnold supposed to be a republcian even though he is married to the kennedy dynasty, so why is he attacking a fellow republican. Ahnold should realize that people in glass houses should not throw stones: Link, go on over and see for yourself.

Posted by: curious at September 10, 2010 05:26 PM (p302b)

12 Oooo, ooooo.... oooooo... the front end of a thread!!!!

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 05:27 PM (YX6i/)

13 Hmmm. lets see. Rupert is a businessman that has built a successful media empire and makes money. PinchMyLoaf is the son of the son of a newspaperman with an inherited fortune that is mostly dwindled. Who you gonna bet on. Didn't we just have this conversation with Barky never having a real job before and not knowing shit about what he was doing, but being actually responsible and stuff? Sounds like a repeat of the rich kid no responsibilities then the whole world lands on his head story to me.

Posted by: Mephitis at September 10, 2010 05:27 PM (ehXLT)

14 Who were the gangs in West Side Story? It was the Sharks and the Something-or-Others. And which one was the PR gang? I should know this. My sister sang in the chorus of a high school production of West Side Story.

My memory is failing me. I'm getting old.

I do recall that the whole thing is based on Romeo and Juliet.

Posted by: Michael at September 10, 2010 05:32 PM (JtKsy)

15 The snapping of the fingers, standoff, and dancing in the street and you morons couldn't get it??? What threw me was the reference to the NYT's reputation for journalistic excellence. That must be why their circulation is in the shitter. Maybe they meant journo-lista excellence?

Posted by: Moi at September 10, 2010 05:32 PM (Ez4Ql)

16 Are they still publishing the NYT? Who knew?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 10, 2010 05:34 PM (mlqQe)

17 Hmmm. lets see. Rupert is a businessman that has built a successful media empire and makes money. PinchMyLoaf is the son of the son of a newspaperman with an inherited fortune that is mostly dwindled.

Posted by: Mephitis at September 10, 2010 09:27 PM (ehXLT)

That's pretty much standard for the lib-media class

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 10, 2010 05:34 PM (c1oyg)

Burger King Making a Comeback to U.S. Bases in Afghanistan

Do they still sell those Chocolate Ice Cream cones??

Posted by: KZnextzone at September 10, 2010 05:35 PM (lDrlK)

19 Jets! When you're a Jet you're ...

Posted by: Moi at September 10, 2010 05:35 PM (Ez4Ql)

18 JETS

when you're a jet you're a jet all the way

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 05:35 PM (k0qqs)

Editor, why did you take a Valium for a headache??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 05:35 PM (Bycrb)

22 the Sharks and the Jets. The Sharks were the Puerto Ricans. The Jets were the Italians.

Posted by: curious at September 10, 2010 05:35 PM (p302b)

23 They should do one about how they will defend themselves against China without America's help...hilarious.

Posted by: fbundy at September 10, 2010 05:35 PM (mM5vr)

24 what's the score toby?

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 05:36 PM (k0qqs)

Someone give me another clue.

Another line from Piano Man...

Posted by: KZnextzone at September 10, 2010 05:36 PM (lDrlK)

26 31 See,back than the PR's were assimilated.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2010 05:36 PM (benkk)

27 Posted by: nevergiveup at September 10, 2010 09:34 PM (mlqQe)

It's actually so sad, the weekend version looks anoerxic. It is thinny thin thin for sure.

Posted by: curious at September 10, 2010 05:36 PM (p302b)

28 you're a jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day.....

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 05:37 PM (k0qqs)

29 I'm not getting the 'real estate novelist' reference.

That's because you had time for a wife.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 10, 2010 05:37 PM (fxY+l)

30 I may be in my pajamas.... but I'm not going to bed...

Posted by: Reasonably cute chick who won't shut the hell up at September 10, 2010 05:37 PM (c1oyg)

Editor, why did you take a Valium for a headache??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 09:35 PM

He still has a headache, but now he doesn't care anymore...

Posted by: KZnextzone at September 10, 2010 05:37 PM (lDrlK)

32 What threw me was the reference to the NYT's reputation for journalistic excellence. That must be why their circulation is in the shitter.

They're talking about reputation amongst sycophantic liberal elites in NYC. The Times has won a lot of Pulitzer prizes.

That's not the same thing as actual unbiased journalism.

Posted by: Michael at September 10, 2010 05:37 PM (JtKsy)

33 They can't get "round eyes" right.

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 05:37 PM (k0qqs)

Editor, why did you take a Valium for a headache??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 09:35 PM (Bycrb)

I didn't. I took a vicodin. Because it was offered to me. I didn't want to be rude. Plus, it's starting to kick in and feels nice. Could be the addition of the beer, though.

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 05:37 PM (YX6i/)

35 http://goo.gl/qDNz When you're a jet you're a jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day...

Posted by: Moi at September 10, 2010 05:37 PM (Ez4Ql)

36 The snapping of the fingers, standoff, and dancing in the street and you morons couldn't get it???

The ONLY thing in West Side Story worth a shit was the song "Tonight" and Natalie Wood in the film version.

Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2010 05:37 PM (/jbAw)

(posted this last thread but I'm still pissed)

Yeah that Tom Paxton? Didn't care for the song slamming W for the Surge. That he didn't mention worked. Fuck him. Any good he did with Bravest was negated. Fuck him again.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 05:39 PM (u3Zi5)

38 It's actually so sad, the weekend version looks anoerxic. It is thinny thin thin for sure. Posted by: curious at September 10, 2010 09:36 PM (p302b) They got what they deserved. I'd buy one to piss on it, but I don't want to give them any money.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 10, 2010 05:39 PM (mlqQe)

39 I'm not getting the 'real estate novelist' reference.

Someone give me another clue.

Posted by: i got a gal in kalamazoo zoo zoo zoo at September 10, 2010 09:19 PM (GfGBM)

Ditto. I got confuzzled about the bacon dust and french freedom fries.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 05:39 PM (a3Z62)

I didn't. I took a vicodin

Ahhh, they're both narcotics that start with a 'v' that make me go 'Weeeeee!'.

It's a felony to share scripts btw. I'ma narcin' on you!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 05:39 PM (Bycrb)

41 I find the whole Pulitzer thing hilarious. Pulitzer was the original "yellow" journalist. That's like putting a tax cheat in charge of the treasury dept.

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 05:40 PM (k0qqs)

42 They should do one about how they will defend themselves against China without America's help...hilarious.

Not so fast with the snark, dude. Taiwanese purchases of American weapons systems are helping us out with our balance of trade issue.

Posted by: Michael at September 10, 2010 05:40 PM (JtKsy)

It's a felony to share scripts btw. I'ma narcin' on you!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 09:39 PM (Bycrb)

You want some?

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 05:41 PM (YX6i/)

The snapping of the fingers, standoff, and dancing in the street and you morons couldn't get it???

Who knew the crips and bloods were so talented?

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 05:41 PM (a3Z62)

45 I feel pretty, o so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and GAY!

Posted by: barky at September 10, 2010 05:42 PM (k0qqs)

46 JETS!

Of course. Holy cow, I think the bourbon must have pickled the brain cell with that memory.

Posted by: Michael at September 10, 2010 05:42 PM (JtKsy)

47 I heard there's an excellent article on economics in toda'ys Times. I think you should check it out. Keynes would want you too.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at September 10, 2010 09:25 PM (uCjoj)

Economists don't know shit. They're this era's alchemists and dowsers. Especially this asshole Krugman. Nobel prize my ass... preaching to the lib echo chamber choir

Posted by: Reasonably cute chick who won't shut the hell up at September 10, 2010 05:43 PM (c1oyg)

You want some?

Noooooooo! Gives me bad dreams and makes me do & say dippy things.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 05:43 PM (Bycrb)

49 That's like putting a tax cheat in charge of the treasury dept.

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 09:40 PM (k0qqs)

Or the committee that writes the rules.

Posted by: Charlie Rangle at September 10, 2010 05:43 PM (/jbAw)

50
Not so fast with the snark, dude. Taiwanese purchases of American weapons systems are helping us out with our balance of trade issue.

You're right about that. We need all the business we can get. Hopefully Obama hasn't figured out how to kill that yet?

Posted by: fbundy at September 10, 2010 05:43 PM (mM5vr)

The ONLY thing in West Side Story worth a shit was the song "Tonight"

Michelob loved it!

Posted by: Phil Collins at September 10, 2010 05:43 PM (u3Zi5)

WTF I pay good tuition money to WVU! Give me back my $27,000 plus books

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 05:43 PM (k0qqs)

Sebelius to insurers: If you tell the truth about Obamacare, we'll put you out of business...

...sooner than the law is currently set up to necessarily do.

"Very spiritual" muslima shoots two at job, media sits on their typing fingers.

Marshall 21, #23 West Virginia 6; late in the 3rd quarter

That is all. See you later, or maybe not.

Posted by: Truman North at September 10, 2010 05:44 PM (HLGCA)

It's a felony to share scripts btw. I'ma narcin' on you!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 09:39 PM (Bycrb)

You want some?

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 09:41 PM (YX6i/)

You're gonna have a new baby soon. You better hang on to all of 'em.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 05:44 PM (a3Z62)

55 It's only the 2nd time I've ever taken vicodin. I cut them in half and it's plenty for me.

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 05:44 PM (YX6i/)

56 I feel pretty, o so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and GAY!

Posted by: barky

I don't know which one of you morons wrote this, but I love you, and thank you for making me laugh so damn hard.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 05:45 PM (Bycrb)

57 Whatever it really doesn't matter. The sad fact of the matter is that the Cowgirls have only won one playoff game in like 12 years, which is the same amount of playoff games the Redskins have won in that matter of time. Meanwhile, one team gets hyped every damn year as a Superbowl contender, the Cowgirls. They suck, they choke, and their coach is one cheeseburger away from the casket, and I hope their stadium catches fire.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 10, 2010 05:45 PM (V/EYZ)

58 You're right about that. We need all the business we can get. Hopefully Obama hasn't figured out how to kill that yet? Posted by: fbundy at September 10, 2010 09:43 PM (mM5vr) Probably nobody told the community organizer where Taiwan is yet?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 10, 2010 05:45 PM (mlqQe)

OT: from Althouse

Obama's wedding ring is missing, punchline in the comments.

Not unrelated, someone think that he's lost a lot of weight.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at September 10, 2010 05:45 PM (8AyDn)

60 72 That was me lacey. Heh

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 05:46 PM (k0qqs)

61 Could be! Who knows? There's something due any day I will know right away, Soon as it shows. It may come cannonballing down through the sky, Gleam in its eye, Bright as a rose Who knows? It's only just out of reach, Down the block, on a beach, Under a tree. I got a feeling there's a miracle due, Gonna come true, Coming to me Could it be? Yes, it could. Something's coming, something good, If I can wait! Something's coming, I don't know what it is, But it is Gonna be great! With a click, with a shock, Phone'll jingle, door'll knock, Open the latch Something's coming, don't know when, but it's soon; Catch the moon, One-handed catch! Around the corner, Or whistling down the river, Come on, deliver To me! Will it be? Yes, it will. Maybe just by holding still, It'll be there! http://goo.gl/JIRU The whole movie is HD is now in parts on YouTube

Posted by: Moi at September 10, 2010 05:46 PM (Ez4Ql)

62 Obama's wedding ring is missing, punchline in the comments. Not unrelated, someone think that he's lost a lot of weight. Posted by: Cincinnatus at September 10, 2010 09:45 PM (8AyDn) He lost Michelle?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 10, 2010 05:47 PM (mlqQe)

63 Or this story over at Fox.

White House Aides Owed More Than $800G in Back Taxes

Posted by: Charlie Rangle at September 10, 2010 05:47 PM (/jbAw)

64 Oh dagny, you'd your interview go?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 05:47 PM (Bycrb)

Meanwhile, one team gets hyped every damn year as a Superbowl contender, the Cowgirls.

Ha! Welcome to McNabb world. Talk about hype.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 05:47 PM (u3Zi5)

66 It's only the 2nd time I've ever taken vicodin. I cut them in half and it's plenty for me.

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 09:44 PM (YX6i/)

I took 'em after a major surgery. One killed the pain and made me mellow. suddenly, not so much, I needed two. And I felt great... then, three... I was really pissed when the prescription ran out. Thank God. I understand

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 10, 2010 05:48 PM (c1oyg)

67 Anybody looked at Drudge lately? It seems that Quran burnings are cropping up all over the country.

Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2010 05:48 PM (/jbAw)

68 Mcnabb gets nowhere near the hype of the CB's, and yes I agree he is not the greatest QB ever.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 10, 2010 05:49 PM (V/EYZ)

69 Editors preggers ? I thot he was a dude .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 10, 2010 05:49 PM (XDeui)

Obama's wedding ring is missing, punchline in the comments.

Not unrelated, someone think that he's lost a lot of weight.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at September 10, 2010 09:45 PM (8AyDn)

Rush mentioned this today and said he looked frail at the presser. His dye job looked good, though.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 05:49 PM (a3Z62)

71 Anybody looked at Drudge lately? It seems that Quran burnings are cropping up all over the country. Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2010 09:48 PM (/jbAw) That's because under Obama no one can afford coal.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 10, 2010 05:50 PM (mlqQe)

80 Fine. It was sorta a calling in of a chit so they are in the process of finding me something I want to do with flex hours. May take a month or so. I have to decide where I want to steer it. Mostly they wanted to make sure that I wouldn't embarass them if they stuck their neck out.

Holy shit, WVU is even dropping their helmets. I want a refund. Fumble. HS

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 05:51 PM (k0qqs)

73 You're right about that. We need all the business we can get. Hopefully Obama hasn't figured out how to kill that yet?

He had the good sense to let a recent sale of military aircraft go through, despite Chinese protests.

Then he tried to compensate by giving the Dalai Lama a disrespectful back-door treatment at the White House.

What a diplomatic genius.

The Chinese have correctly figured him for a pussy. They treated him like a chump in Copenhagen.

Posted by: Michael at September 10, 2010 05:51 PM (JtKsy)

74 Punctuation and rational thought are weak spots for me .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 10, 2010 05:51 PM (XDeui)

75 Anybody looked at Drudge lately? It seems that Quran burnings are cropping up all over the country.

Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2010 09:48 PM (/jbAw)

Just wait till all those jehu Koran-A-Q's hit YouTube tomorrow.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 05:51 PM (a3Z62)

76 88 Yes they have, and so have most teams in the NFC. For fuck sake the Bears have an NFC championship game trip in the last ten years.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 10, 2010 05:51 PM (V/EYZ)

Not unrelated, someone think that he's lost a lot of weight.

That cocaine, she'd be a bitch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2010 05:51 PM (2g2ex)

78 Yeah, yeah. I'm pregnant. Now pass the oxycontin and Johnny Walker.

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 05:51 PM (YX6i/)

79 What McNabb starts inadvertently, Haynesworth will finish on purpose. Sorry, Shanahan..

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 05:52 PM (u3Zi5)

80
How ObamaCare Guts Medicare.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 10, 2010 05:52 PM (0fzsA)

Rush mentioned this today and said he looked frail at the presser. His dye job looked good, though.

Hmm. That will play nicely when they say he has that illness I'm pretty sure they're going to fake as a reason why he can't run again in 2010.

It's going to be called Thinkskinneditis or something.

Posted by: laceyunderalls donning tinfoil? I don't think so at September 10, 2010 05:52 PM (Bycrb)

82 this fad is dying out like pop rocks
Posted by: i got a gal in kalamazoo zoo zoo zoo

What? They're dying ou...... (hack. urgh, eeph. plotz)

Posted by: Guy chugging a jolt cola with YKW at September 10, 2010 05:52 PM (1O93r)

83 West Virgina is imploding.

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Robert C. Byrd at September 10, 2010 05:52 PM (fxY+l)

84 Editors preggers ? I thot he was a dude .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 10, 2010 09:49 PM (XDeui)

Should've said Mrs. Editor, technically, but I'm sure he's waiting on the young 'un, too.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 05:53 PM (a3Z62)

85 Editors preggers ? I thot he was a dude .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 10, 2010 09:49 PM (XDeui)

He lives in Seattle

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2010 05:53 PM (fwSHf)

Heh.

"Paul is a real estate novelist, who never had time for a wife".

Billy Joel, Piano Man

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 10, 2010 05:54 PM (Wh0W+)

87 Yeah, yeah. I'm pregnant. Now pass the oxycontin and Johnny Walker.

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 09:51 PM (YX6i/)

So what's the ETA and do you know if it's an editor or an editrix?

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 05:54 PM (a3Z62)

Man WVU looks like the Skins will look after Romo and Witten start shredding them!

_(ducking)

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 05:55 PM (u3Zi5)

89 Every team in the NFC East other than the cowgirls and Redskins has had more success in the past decade, yet one team gets hyped every fucking year. One team has fans from around the country claim them, yet never have even traveled to the damn state. God I have yet to even meet a CB fan with a Texas accent.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 10, 2010 05:56 PM (V/EYZ)

90 Editors preggers ? I thot he was a dude .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 10, 2010 09:49 PM (XDeui)

I'm just shocked that someone's getting any. I have vague memories

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 10, 2010 05:56 PM (c1oyg)

91 He lives in Seattle Explains plenty . Thanks .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 10, 2010 05:56 PM (XDeui)

Hmm. That will play nicely when they say he has that illness I'm pretty sure they're going to fake as a reason why he can't run again in 2010.

It's going to be called Thinkskinneditis or something.

Posted by: laceyunderalls donning tinfoil? I don't think so at September 10, 2010 09:52 PM (Bycrb)

Well, we can be the Alcoa twins. I figured with the missing wedding ring, he'd be blaming family stress and say it would be better "for the chirren" to step down or not run again.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 05:57 PM (a3Z62)

93 Pink, XXOO

Posted by: America's Team at September 10, 2010 05:58 PM (u3Zi5)

They said his wedding ring was broken and needed repairs.

Must be the dainty filigree spelling out "Not the white man's B*tch" That Moochelle had put in the design...

Posted by: KZnextzone at September 10, 2010 05:58 PM (lDrlK)

Who saw MacGruber? Worthy of my scratch? I know Ace liked it.

More importantly-- does Ryan Philipe take his shirt off?

Dayum!

Posted by: laceyunderalls donning tinfoil? I don't think so at September 10, 2010 05:59 PM (Bycrb)

96 Maybe he lost the ring in some kind of spelunking adventure?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2010 05:59 PM (2g2ex)

97 Seattle did have the first pregnant man right? Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2010 09:57 PM (5I8G0) I thought it was San Fran, but then I think anything disgusting is from SF?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 10, 2010 06:00 PM (mlqQe)

98 #112 nope, War Between the Undead States caught it first.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 10, 2010 06:00 PM (Wh0W+)

Posted by: Count de Monet

You're baaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 06:00 PM (Bycrb)

100

123 LOL LOL

Right, becasue men's wedding rings break. My husband's is deeply embedding in his flesh as it should be.

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:01 PM (k0qqs)

101

More importantly-- does Ryan Philipe take his shirt off?

Dayum!

Posted by: laceyunderalls donning tinfoil? I don't think so at September 10, 2010 09:59 PM

You filthy women! We are not sex objects, toys for your pleasure! (actually, yes we are...it's really a great deal for us. More action is good)

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 10, 2010 06:01 PM (c1oyg)

102 How do you get that first down?

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:01 PM (u3Zi5)

103 Maybe he lost the ring in some kind of spelunking adventure?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2010 09:59 PM (2g2ex)

He lost it looking for his jeep

Posted by: robtr at September 10, 2010 06:02 PM (fwSHf)

104 Looks like those Marshall girls could beat WVU too or hunt bear with a switch,

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:03 PM (k0qqs)

105 Ha Ha Toby I'm like, is he fucking psychic? Forgot I had paused TiVo.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:04 PM (u3Zi5)

106

About Odumbass's wedding ring. Something really special about that ring. Guess...go ahead, guess...you'll never believe it. And it's nothing like Moochelle's ring. Nothing like it at all.

Guess. Go ahead, guess.

Give up?

It is a special, heavy, hand carved ring made in....Indonesia.

Never would have guessed that, huh? huh?

Posted by: Steph at September 10, 2010 06:04 PM (nbzzk)

107 They said his wedding ring was broken and needed repairs.

I to-look it to-loo the me-lender's sho-lop
To see-lee what he-lee could do-loo-loo-loo
He sa-laid the stri-lings are bro-loken a-land
It's no-lo more u-luse to you-loo-loo-loo

Posted by: Barky Chooses a Camp Song for his Alibi at September 10, 2010 06:04 PM (LvyYB)

108

You're baaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 10:00 PM (Bycrb)

I probably deserve a sound spanking for such crudity.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2010 06:05 PM (2g2ex)

109 Didn't he listen to Kevin Jennings? It's all about the latex gloves.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2010 06:07 PM (EHI/u)

110 ^{They said his wedding ring was broken and needed repairs.}

Maybe he and Kal are going steady again!!!!!

Posted by: MrCaniac reading People at September 10, 2010 06:07 PM (Admdq)

111 Christine O'Donnell Picks Up 2 More Endorsements

Posted by: newser at September 10, 2010 06:07 PM (0MrVN)

112 Even if they pull out a win, which seems unlikely, the Mountaineers are no longer a ranked team, that's for sure.

Posted by: Michael at September 10, 2010 06:07 PM (JtKsy)

113 Damn that kid bounced!

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:07 PM (u3Zi5)

114

I probably deserve a sound spanking for such crudity.

K. I'll let Michelle know. I think she's single, ready to mingle, and ready to take her frustration out on someone or something.

And you've seen those arms. So go ahead and assume the position. But you've been warned.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 10, 2010 06:08 PM (Bycrb)

115

142 How obnoxiously pretentious are these assholes? I didn't send away to Sardinia to have my husband's wedding ring carved by some sheep farmer.

Where was M'Chelle's ring hand carved? Qo'noS?

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:08 PM (k0qqs)

116 any guesses what the inscription on the inside says?

Posted by: KZnextzone at September 10, 2010 06:09 PM (lDrlK)

117 111 Yeah, yeah. I'm pregnant. Now pass the oxycontin and Johnny Walker.

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 09:51 PM (YX6i/)

Starting off on that AoS lifestyle a little early, are we?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 10, 2010 06:09 PM (/0IOT)

118 Yeah I'm caught up.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:10 PM (u3Zi5)

119 Ist this the ONT??

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2010 06:10 PM (benkk)

120 This is absolutely hysterical.

Posted by: curious at September 10, 2010 06:11 PM (p302b)

121 for now

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:11 PM (k0qqs)

122 Go for it Marshall----BALLS!

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:11 PM (u3Zi5)

123 This feature wasn't working anymore.

Posted by: Barky Offers a Plausible Explanation for His Missing Ring at September 10, 2010 06:12 PM (LvyYB)

124 Ouch, My knee. What is this being under my prayer rug?. Oh my it is a ring, and I've broken it.

Posted by: Imam somewhere at September 10, 2010 06:13 PM (lDrlK)

125 In 2:47

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:13 PM (u3Zi5)

126 I'm really surprised Rush isn't getting more shit for calling him Imam Obama.

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:15 PM (k0qqs)

127

I probably deserve a sound spanking for such crudity.

K. I'll let Michelle know. I think she's single, ready to mingle, and ready to take her frustration out on someone or something.

And you've seen those arms. So go ahead and assume the position. But you've been warned.

Uh, I'll pass on a Klingon thrashing. I was thinking less growling and more lace teddies kinda action. A reverse Sir Galahad/Zoot scene.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2010 06:16 PM (2g2ex)

128 Klingons bite and do that weird fingernail blood hand grip thing. Be careful

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:18 PM (k0qqs)

129

prevent victory defense.

I hate that.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:18 PM (u3Zi5)

130 Yeah don't cover Devine.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:19 PM (u3Zi5)

131 first down WVU

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:22 PM (k0qqs)

132 Marshal trying to give it away.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:23 PM (u3Zi5)

133 1st and goal 34 seconds

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:23 PM (k0qqs)

134 Time to switch the broadcast to Heidi.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2010 06:25 PM (2g2ex)

135

that was tacky to take a timeout then

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:25 PM (k0qqs)

136

98 yards pfft

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:25 PM (u3Zi5)

137 TD WVU

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:26 PM (k0qqs)

138 I'm stealing the line from Palladian on Hot Air-he said someone must have thrown the ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

Posted by: moki at September 10, 2010 06:26 PM (dZmFh)

139

It is a special, heavy, hand carved ring made in....Indonesia.

If it's so damn sturdy, why does it need repaired?

B to the O: Liar in Chief.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 06:27 PM (a3Z62)

140 Underdogs seem to chole at the enfds of these upsets 9 out of 10 times.Even if they wind up winning they make it close.Why they are underdogs in the first place I guess.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2010 06:27 PM (benkk)

141 My guess: QB keeper

Posted by: Truman North at September 10, 2010 06:29 PM (HLGCA)

142 When I read the jordan shoes spam, in my head it sounds like Stevie Kenarban.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 10, 2010 06:29 PM (ADeN1)

143 tie

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:29 PM (k0qqs)

144 and that's why I watch these things from the couch

Posted by: Truman North at September 10, 2010 06:29 PM (HLGCA)

145 Marshall CHOKE

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 10, 2010 06:29 PM (u3Zi5)

146 When the animation had New Yorkers snapping their fingers in unison, I was thinking "oh, no you din't", but when they started dancing in the street I knew.....and I knew that half the people who saw it wouldn't recognize it.

I blame our failing propaganda-spewing educational institutions....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 10, 2010 06:30 PM (/0IOT)

147 I skip the red parts.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 10, 2010 06:30 PM (ADeN1)

148

Maybe he wore the sickle off the logo with his 9 iron....

Posted by: KZnextzone at September 10, 2010 06:32 PM (lDrlK)

149 holy shit he almost missed the fd

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:37 PM (k0qqs)

150 go devine go

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:37 PM (k0qqs)

151 MOUNTAINEERS

Posted by: dagny at September 10, 2010 06:44 PM (k0qqs)

152 First Fareed, now Howdy Doody. This has to be a Journolist talking point, but they sure seem to be reluctant to get on board. Must have something to do with the mid-terms.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2010 06:57 PM (a3Z62)

153 The ONT got sucked into a parallel Universe.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at September 10, 2010 07:04 PM (gF6M4)

154 The ONT fell into me.

Posted by: Chaos at September 10, 2010 07:05 PM (9hSKh)

155

I could swear I saw the ONT earlier. I even posted to it and now it is gone. GONE! It's like an episode of the twilight zone.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 10, 2010 07:06 PM (rurh0)

156 233I could swear I saw the ONT earlier. I even posted to it and now it is gone. GONE! It's like an episode of the twilight zone.

You never saw any ONT, did you? Did you?

*holds up pistol ominously*

Posted by: Commisar at September 10, 2010 07:07 PM (9hSKh)

157 There is Football afoot. Where?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 10, 2010 07:09 PM (9cflz)

158 Is ace planning to burn the ONT tomorrow? Did Pat Buchanan get Osama Obama to send in troops to seize it?

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 10, 2010 07:10 PM (Ulu3i)

159 The ONT cloaking device is working.

Posted by: Admiral Movar of the Romulan Empire at September 10, 2010 07:11 PM (9cflz)

160 I read the whole ont, even slid over to right network link, or that was one hell of a beer.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 10, 2010 07:13 PM (L8kaT)

161 Maybe losing the ONT is a consequence of killing Poseidon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 10, 2010 07:13 PM (9hSKh)

162 somewhere in his mother's basement a geek is working feverously to undo a time paradox and restore balance to the universe. Either that or he's yanking on out while watching porn.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 10, 2010 07:14 PM (rurh0)

163 Where did the ONT go?

Posted by: curious at September 10, 2010 07:18 PM (p302b)

164 If it didn't disappear, disregard that last post as "poor thing, she's had way too much champagne"

Posted by: curious at September 10, 2010 07:18 PM (p302b)

165 My dad has worn his wedding band for over 30 years no matter what he did. When he cleans it up it looks like new, with a few scratches here and there. What the hell did he do to his wedding band that it required repair or did MO throw it at him and hit some very strong stone fireplace or something?

Posted by: curious at September 10, 2010 07:20 PM (p302b)

166 Heh. Watching boxing. One guy is named Fury and one guy is named Power. Fury seems to be winning.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 10, 2010 07:20 PM (L8kaT)

167 The ONT can be found here:

http://minx.cc/?post=305562

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 07:22 PM (YX6i/)

168 Oh, i see. toby already did that.

Posted by: Editor at September 10, 2010 07:22 PM (YX6i/)

169 I don't always comment. But when I do, I prefer the ONT.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Moron In The World at September 10, 2010 07:25 PM (eCkV5)

170 ONTs vanishing is a sign of an impending Alien invasion. Trust no one. Stand by.

Posted by: eman at September 10, 2010 07:25 PM (gF6M4)

171 In BO's defense, wedding bands do get lost or broken. My dh's first band got lost in a car fire he was trying to put out - I was there at the time and the firemen even helped us look for it, but it was gone. His second band had to be cut off when he broke his finger horseplaying with the kids.

I haven't worn a wedding ring since I got pregnant the first time and had swollen hands (17 years ago), and I suspect in this economy, we'll hold off on a new band for him until we're sure we won't need that money for the mortgage or the car payment or something. My dh and I still know we're married, and so does everyone else.

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