She's kind of man-faced, but the rack is decent.

hahaha, I knew this sockpuppet was gonna be gold, Jerry.

Gold!

Posted by: BP at May 27, 2010 05:43 PM (5I8G0)

You Rang?

Hmm, I would work for less than 80K a year; know how to spell (really!); not into pedophilia or even flirting with young boys, plus professionalism dictates that decorum be followed while at work anyway; knowledgeable, experienced and well educated to teach my subject and pinch hit in other areas...

I can't get a job teaching around here because: I hate Maya Angellou and refuse to use any of her works in my class (except as examples of sham, no talent writers who somehow manage to become popular...although why her I will never know).

Yeah, I'm kinda bitter...and clinging to it too by God!

wow there's some dood waterboarding...

he's being pulled by a big friggin kite!

I guess it's kinda like a para-sail. But there he is zooming along the water at Revere Beach.

^{I'm parked in my car on the street.}

it's windy and gusty.

everytime there's a gust of wind he is launched in the air about 5 feet. Pretty cool. And the wind is changing directions so he's being pulled all over the place.

From Ace's link:

accounts of sexual trysts at a hotel, a friendÂ’s home and in the teacherÂ’s classroom during school hours

Nothing to see here, just keep on moving.  It was just a little Sex Education Lab with an hands on practicum.  The kid didn't have a partner, so she had to do it.  She was just doing her job!!11!! (Plus she's black and female, so no harm, no foul!--It's not like she's one of those evil straight white men...) 

Posted by: Brad at May 27, 2010 05:53 PM (2GsJg)

Sex with a child?  What is it?

 She's a skank.

Anyone up for a good game of "Shank the Skank"?

Mista Kotah Mista Kotah! Could you cahrect my paypa?

Oddly enough, there were a lot more comments "defending" the teacher when she was a hot blonde.

Mista Kotah Mista Kotah! Could you cahrect my paypa?

Posted by: Horseshit Horshak at May 27, 2010 05:58 PM (rVJH4)

Why certainly, Horse! Meet me afta class!

Posted by: Brad

Sex with a child?  What is it?

Posted by: Dr. Michael Eric Dyson, PhD. Professor of White Devil Studies and Code Words, Georgetown at May 27, 2010 06:04 PM (xCO0a)

And builder of a dang good vacuum!

Posted by: Brown Line at May 27, 2010 06:03 PM (VrNoa)

We'll let that be decided by my $83 million lawsuit. 

Next question?

I think the idea there was that, um, it's a 17year old guy who probably thought he won the lottery in that arrangement

Til she asked him to "punish" her with a baby!

Ah, but the hot blonde wasn't teacher of the Year? You don't happen to have any pictures of that hot blonde do you? Just asking.

No, I didn't keep any of those pictures on file myself, but I'm sure you can find them online 'cause there were a TON of them.  In fact, it became a joke at Hubby's work because each story about it had a new picture of her.

'Accolade' -

That's my baby sister's boyfriend cousin baby name. 

The woman deserves to lose her teaching license, and is guilty of very poor judgement and abuse of her authority.  However, I find the "pedophile" label that they give her annoying.  Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent children, while this woman had a relationship with an (physically) adult.  It doesn'tmake the relationship appropriate, but society shouldn't cheapen one definition by using it too loosely

I don't know if I agree with that.  I don't know what the age of consent is down there, but a teacher (who is in a position of authority) is a pedophile when she preys on a student under her care.  It violates the basic tenet of the student/teacher relationship.  Truly awful.  This guy is still a victim of her poor judgment and lack of self control.

Don't judge her so harshly.  Her love for young cock is a mitigating factor in her crime.

_{Confirm me for the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals!}

The student, a player on ShilohÂ’s football team who is to graduate Friday, claimed that Hall gave him gifts and pressured him to commit to their six-month relationship by giving her a baby, according to the file. When he declined, the studentÂ’s family said, Hall gave him a failing grade, prompting him to report the relationship to school officials.

“The allegation of the inappropriate behavior came to light because the teacher decreased the student’s grade,” Gwinnett schools spokeswoman Sloan Roach said.

Gwinnett County Public Schools police are investigating the incident. The governor recently signed a new law making it illegal for teachers to have sex with students, even if the sex is consensual. In addition, the Georgia Professional Standards Commission, which has the authority to revoke HallÂ’s teaching certificate, is scheduled to review the complaint next week.

True to your PA roots you made it correctly with a Hershey Bar.

Absolutely!  When Michelle Obama's Fat Police come for me, they will have to pry my Hershey bars from dead cold, bitter clinging hands!

FUBAR,

from La Wik:

Pedophilia (or paedophilia) is a psychological disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children.^[1][2]

Absolutely!  When Michelle Obama's Fat Police come for me, they will have to pry my Hershey bars from dead cold, bitter clinging hands!

I will personally be clutching a snickers bar so tight the peanuts will squirt out of it and put an eye out!

'Accolade' -

That's my baby sister's boyfriend cousin baby name. 

OH YEAH!   She born last year on January 20!

Posted by: runningrn

Ech. Milk chocolate is for babies. 

This.

Like so if a college prof shags a 21 yo hottie he's a pedo now? I don't buy.

I think High School is a different ball of wax than college.  21 is definitely past the age of consent.  Still even Prof. Bangs A. Chick is still wrong.

is a pedophile when she preys on a student under her care.  It violates the basic tenet of the student/teacher relationship.  Truly awful.  This guy is still a victim of her poor judgment and lack of self control.

EPIC FAIL. Apple, meet orange.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 27, 2010 06:17 PM (zgd5N)

Ha!  I ate part of a Lindt Excellence Intense Orange bar today.  Still love Hersheys for S'mores!

Ech. Milk chocolate is for babies. 

This.

Her punishment from the Union will be summed up in 3 words:

RUB HER ROOM!

he told her that no one was forcing her to be a Teacher

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 27, 2010 05:47 PM (0GFWk)

And then she tried to claim that she does it because she loves it.  I really wish that he had asked "well if you only do it because you love it then why are you complaining about your pay?"

We had a professor, not bad looking, in the Biology department who would wear bicycle shorts to lecture.  He would stand and put his foot on his chair and holy shit you would get a view.  Geez, do they just forget to wear underwear?

He didn't forget anything.  He knew exactly what he was doing.  Most serious biker men don't wear undies under biking shorts.

She wants a baby? Go to sperm bank.

Another bailout, comin' up!

He didn't forget anything.  He knew exactly what he was doing.  Most serious biker men don't wear undies under biking shorts.

I hate that shit.  So does this guy.

Posted by: mpcfs,Still In Love With Chris, my Pooh Bear at May 27, 2010 06:18 PM (iYbLN)

Good Lord, you didn't just look at it, you NAMED it?

Posted by: Brad at May 27, 2010 06:13 PM (2GsJg)

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2010 06:21 PM (XIXhw)

Oops!  I stand corrected.  Thanks for the definition, and yeah, not a pedophile.  Just read earlier posts.  (Slinks off to wash sticky hands).

Posted by: mpcfs,Still In Love With Chris, my Pooh Bear at May 27, 2010 06:18 PM (iYbLN)

Good Lord, you didn't just look at it, you NAMED it?

Faced with that choice, I'd choose castration.

Wow!  Kratos, that's an extreme position! 

Runningrn,

Pedophilia is the attraction to prepubscent children.  That is the definition.  I'm not suggesting that what she did was in any way appropriate.  It was misguided, possibly predatory, and most certainly a criminal abuse of her position.  However, when you use a term like "pedophile", you bring along a lot of baggage and implications which IMHO, don't belong to this case.  First and formost, I think it infantilizes the young man, who by any other standard of society is clearly responsible for his actions. 

Faced with that choice, I'd choose castration.

Wow!  Kratos, that's an extreme position! 

I believe he would request to be castrated by Hershey Bars.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at May 27, 2010 06:26 PM (3IZGh)

Depending on your age maybe you should try for senior?  Then you could claim you weren't really lying.

Posted by: Alex at May 27, 2010 06:29 PM (K9+WM)

Alex, I already mea culpa'ed (see comment 129)

Okay, different states have different "ages of consent."  But here's the basic point: there should be one age that's the line of demarcation between "child" and "adult."  Of course individuals mature at different rates, but when it comes to a general rule regarding basic decency, then one age should be the standard.  It used to be 18, still is as far as I'm concerned, and it has something to do with the fact that most people graduate from high school at that age and start becoming responsible for themselves.  In other words, if you're still in school, you're still a kid.

IMO, this is really how teachers should be viewing their K-12 students, as children -- even during the few months they are 18 just before they graduate.  That makes any teacher who screws a student a type of pedophile in my estimation, although not legally or literally.

Gary Coleman was the funny guy who appeared on Fantasy Island and always said, "da plane da plane?"  Or was that Robert Reich?

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH (BNO NEWS) -- Former child star Gary Coleman, who starred in the 1980s hit series Diff'rent Strokes, is reportedly is in critical condition in a Utah hospital.  Los Angeles TV station KTLA reported that the 42-year-old actor had surgery Wednesday. Family members said Coleman suffered head injuries during a fall.

Police are already investigating what did Boooosh know, and when did he know it.  More details on why George W. Bush hates Black people at 11.

Seriously, I hope he is ok.  Poor guy.

 consensual (though it may have been "consenual.")

It was at least conSENSUAL!

1 : relating to or consisting in the gratification of the senses or the indulgence of appetite :

Okay, different states have different "ages of consent."  But here's the basic point: there should be one age that's the line of demarcation between "child" and "adult."  Of course individuals mature at different rates, but when it comes to a general rule regarding basic decency, then one age should be the standard.  It used to be 18, still is as far as I'm concerned, and it has something to do with the fact that most people graduate from high school at that age and start becoming responsible for themselves.  In other words, if you're still in school, you're still a kid.

uh.......they can drive a car but not their penis?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 27, 2010 06:30 PM (c0A3e)

Ummm... how far could he have fallen?

Oh - maybe he fell OFF something.  Never mind, then.  Here's hoping for a full and speedy recovery.

She's an English teacher and although she can't spell "consensual", maybe she's got a fluent tongue IYKWIMAITYD.

I heard that the student was also a very cunning linguist.

Posted by: runningrn at May 27, 2010 06:35 PM (CfmlF)

So it was the little white boy that came out smellin like a rose again..>RACISTS

IMO, this is really how teachers should be viewing their K-12 students, as children -- even during the few months they are 18 just before they graduate.  That makes any teacher who screws a student a type of pedophile in my estimation, although not legally or literally.

That was my take too.  However, from a semantic/legal? standpoint, it looks like it's pre-pubescent.

Pedophilia is the attraction to prepubscent children.  That is the definition.

Posted by: Alex at May 27, 2010 06:29 PM (K9+WM)

Oh - I thought the word for that was "Prophet (PBUH)."

uh.......they can drive a car but not their penis?

Uh.......that's right.  Kids shouldn't be having sex.

So it was the little white boy that came out smellin like a rose again..>RACISTS

I don't remember a little white boy on that show.  Ricky Shroeder was on Silver Spoons.  Was there a little white boy?  Kimberly (the sister) was white.

Runningrn,

I didn't mean to pile on.  Simply got distracted after I started typing my response and missed your mea culpa.

Dr. Charles Krauthammer is on Fox..........liberals duck for cover.  

It used to be 18, still is as far as I'm concerned, and it has something to do with the fact that most people graduate from high school at that age and start becoming responsible for themselves. 

Nowdays, if we use that criterea, the age of consent would be 35.

Black on Black violence?

I didn't mean to pile on.  Simply got distracted after I started typing my response and missed your mea culpa.

Thanks.  It's ok.  I do type some stupid stuff sometimes without thinking--fingers work faster than brain or something like that  (especially when I'm mad--which seems to be quite a bit lately!)

142 I'm with a poster upthread.  When I was going to high school, my female teachers were hogs.  Maybe I would have done better at math if I knew I was going to get a little poon from some hawt 20-something year old teacher during studyhall.

This thought just popped into my head so it could be completely ridiculous  but could this influx of there being so many hot teachers now compared to yesteryear be a result of the "everyone must go to college" mentality?  Perhaps now there are a lot of women who previously would have worked simpler jobs or become housewives only, but because "you must have a college education" they go and choose to do education.

Charles Krauthammer must have read the AoSHQ today and mentioned points made on a previous thread about how Obama's talking points mirrored Al Haig and Jimmah Cartah's remarks.

Or, moron thought processes mirror those of Dr. Krauthammer.  We're in very good company with Dr. K.

140 OT -Former child star Gary Coleman hospitalized in Utah after fall

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH (BNO NEWS) -- Former child star Gary Coleman, who starred in the 1980s hit series Diff'rent Strokes, is reportedly is in critical condition in a Utah hospital.  Los Angeles TV station KTLA reported that the 42-year-old actor had surgery Wednesday. Family members said Coleman suffered head injuries during a fall.

/To those of you who care.

I do. The man had a harsh life medically (he's short because of kidney problems), professionally (the most typecasted actor I know) and socially (42 years old and still considered "a child" by many). He need our prayers.

Posted by: incognito at May 27, 2010 06:38 PM (u6X4c)

Link not working for me.  But weren't they going to have the WH redecorated by California decorator, Michael Smith?  (I remember reading that way back when they first got into the WH).  Dude's super expensive, and they pissed off a bunch of designers on the East Coast who thought they should get the gig.

uh.......they can drive a car but not their penis?

Uh.......that's right.  Kids shouldn't be having sex.

Posted by: BB at May 27, 2010 06:39 PM (qF8q3)

Don't answer like you would if you were OBAMA...the point is, you restrict adult activity to 18, but that would mean driving a car as well. I don't condone the sex but you seem to imply that the law should limit the age of consent on his part to 18 but make no mention of the other things in life kids aproaching adulthood are legaly allowed to do. Mroeover, your answer says....yeah they can drive (that would be my paraphrase of your THAT'S RIGHT).

Okay, different states have different "ages of consent."  But here's the basic point: there should be one age that's the line of demarcation between "child" and "adult."  Of course individuals mature at different rates, but when it comes to a general rule regarding basic decency, then one age should be the standard.  It used to be 18, still is as far as I'm concerned, and it has something to do with the fact that most people graduate from high school at that age and start becoming responsible for themselves.

Posted by: BB at May 27, 2010 06:33 PM (qF8q3)

Point of information: I think we are at the first era in human history when the demarcation between child and adult has been defined at 18 years of age.  In pretty much all of recorded history up to the late 20th century, people were expected to be marriageable and capable of earning a living at 14 or 15 or 16 years of age.

Nowdays, if we use that criterea, the age of consent would be 35.

Heh.  Brave new world.

I do. The man had a harsh life medically (he's short because of kidney problems), professionally (the most typecasted actor I know) and socially (42 years old and still considered "a child" by many). He need our prayers.

yeah, well, this is some good gallows humor....buzz kill

Listen, if there is any physical possibility that the person your diddling could be your child, you don't do it

Yeah....that works for me!

Point of information: I think we are at the first era in human history when the demarcation between child and adult has been defined at 18 years of age.  In pretty much all of recorded history up to the late 20th century, people were expected to be marriageable and capable of earning a living at 14 or 15 or 16 years of age.

Thanks.  Everybody knows that and it's irrelevant.

Where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was in high-school?!  I would have stayed after school for plenty of "cram sessions".  /sarc.

I had the same thought. I missed out...

I don't know if I agree with that.  I don't know what the age of consent is down there, but a teacher (who is in a position of authority) is a pedophile when she preys on a student under her care.  It violates the basic tenet of the student/teacher relationship.  Truly awful.  This guy is still a victim of her poor judgment and lack of self control.

With all due respect, the young man knew fully well what he was doing, and probably fancied himself lucky.

Thanks.  Everybody knows that and it's irrelevant.

Posted by: BB at May 27, 2010 06:48 PM (qF8q3)

It is only made irrelevant by a mamsy pamsy society that wants to be a perpetual mama to their children so they can control them forevah!

Thanks. Everybody knows that and it's irrelevant.

Posted by: BB at May 27, 2010 06:48 PM (qF8q3)

Sorry - I was thrown off by this:

one age should be the standard. It used to be 18

The difficulty I had with that was figuring out just when it "used to be" 18.

The man had a harsh life medically (he's short because of kidney problems), professionally (the most typecasted actor I know) and socially (42 years old and still considered "a child" by many).

He also earned a load of money because of the kidney problem that made him short.

What OTHER roles could he have possibly played?

And I didn't know him socially.

This woman is properly that, since it looks like she's well into in her 30s. 

S'moron, from the link "Keenon Aampay Hall, 29, left a promising career as an English teacher" Just for clarity and factual accuracy.

"The GSA said the project would take four years."

Woah, What on earth could they be building?  Bowling alley? New War Room? ACORN Headquarters?

The difficulty I had with that was figuring out just when it "used to be" 18.

I'm not surprised you'd have difficulty with that.

Dear Ann Landers,

As a 75-year old charter member of the Geezer Club, I have my eye on a young neighborhood chick, but after reading the moron warning posts, I must reconsider my carnal thoughts. 

Will the District Attorney consider leniency even if dorking the chick was her idea?

PS - Julia is a very young 58 with great hooters and a shapely ass.

Listen, if there is any physical possibility that the person your diddling could be your child, you don't do it (rules modified for the over 50 crowd, provided their partners' age is not less than 35)

Ah, man!  Don't be sayin' shit like that.

From Icognito's link:

Starting this weekend, jackhammers and backhoes will be at work as the White House undergoes the biggest renovation project at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in more than five decades.

OK, so this was approved in 2008 and includes upgrades to heating, cooling, electrical, fire alarms, etc.  But you also know that there will be a lot of other stuff included.  The Obamas love spending money on fancy parties, big date nights, cocktail hours at the WH, etc.  You know they are going to be tricking out their crib too.  I'm sure that they currently find the WH too, well, white and stodgy.  I wonder how the media will cover this?  I'm thinking that there will be big glossy articles in People, US, etc. because the MFM and the Obamas are so effing tone deaf when it comes to the misery that real Americans are suffering because of our Precedent and the douchewads in Congress.

It is only made irrelevant by a mamsy pamsy society that wants to be a perpetual mama to their children so they can control them forevah!

Mr. Barack, someone is paging...

I wrote that my best memory was from 5th grade when Mrs. Poy leaned over her desk and her boob fell out.

Someone saw the post and IM'd me to say that she had died a couple of years ago. She was young when she was my teacher.

My question is, and I'm not saying I did this, but would it be disrespectful to rub out a "My Condolences" jack to the memory of her boob flopping out in class?

"The GSA said the project would take four years."

I have a bad feeling we're going to have to pry Michelle and Barry out of the WH after he's served his 2 terms.  They looove all the perks of being Prez.

My question is, and I'm not saying I did this, but would it be disrespectful to rub out a "My Condolences" jack to the memory of her boob flopping out in class?

Yes!

My question is, and I'm not saying I did this, but would it be disrespectful to rub out a "My Condolences" jack to the memory of her boob flopping out in class?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 27, 2010 06:57 PM (kwID5)

Depends.  Will it be televised?

He also earned a load of money because of the kidney problem that made him short.

Yes!

Posted by: runningrn at May 27, 2010 06:58 PM (CfmlF)

Again, it depends on whether it's a tasteful private ceremony, or will be caught on video.

My question is, and I'm not saying I did this, but would it be disrespectful to rub out a "My Condolences" jack to the memory of her boob flopping out in class?

"The greatest compliment a man can give an old woman is an erection." -Heinlein

You're remembering her as a beautiful woman.  Go for it.

It would be private, as I have no desire to profit from or make a spectacle of someone's death.

IF I did.

I have a bad feeling we're going to have to pry Michelle and Barry out of the WH after he's served his 2 terms. 

You take that back!

maybe she's got a fluent tongue IYKWIMAITYD.

Kratos, I am shocked, SHOCKED, at your decadence!

I'm not surprised you'd have difficulty with that.

Posted by: BB at May 27, 2010 06:53 PM (qF8q3)

Since I am so very retrograde, could you please tell me just when it used to be that 18 was the bright-line end of childhood?  Did that bright line predate the 1989 UN Convention on the Rights of the Child?

You take that back!

I wish I could, but I don't have very much faith in our electorate or the foundation of fraud the left is building to steal future elections.  I hope he loses in 12, but with our stupid, spineless Republicans, the journalistic malpractice committed every day by our MFM, and the amount of money and fraud that the left will utilize to win, I am very worried.

When  was 15, I was sexually molested by had the greatest summer EVAH with my thirty-something neighbor whose husband was doinkng his 21 year old secretary.

Her revenge....from my perspective....was sa-weet

Where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was in high-school?!  I would have stayed after school for plenty of "cram sessions".

I begining to think they were there...somewhere, but the guys tapping them...Kept Their Mouth Shut...about it.  i.e. bragging IYKWIMAITYD.  If I was tapping Mrs. Cordallas, back in the day...I'd of never said a word. 

It would be private, as I have no desire to profit from or make a spectacle of someone's death.

IF I did.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 27, 2010 07:02 PM (xGIqT)

Then I say it's okay to shed a few... drops... for this dear woman's memory.

I wish I could, but I don't have very much faith in our electorate or the foundation of fraud the left is building to steal future elections.  I hope he loses in 12, but with our stupid, spineless Republicans, the journalistic malpractice committed every day by our MFM, and the amount of money and fraud that the left will utilize to win, I am very worried.

Yeah.  I am too.

OT, hmmmm

http://tinyurl.com/344u95y

Did Barry have his presser too soon?

This has always gone on. I went to two high schools..one public and one private.

In each school, the hot Spanish teacher was playing hide the chorizo with the male students. At the private school, it apparently had been going on for years..and there was always speculation and betting on which of the incoming studs would be the lucky ones.  She really liked the big stud football players

She got busted because one little douchebag twit told his mommy what was going on.

And at he public school, a cheerleader married her 40 year old math teacher THE DAY AFTER GRADUATION

In each school, the hot Spanish teacher was playing hide the chorizo with the male students.

What's a chorizo??

How will Malia be affected by her daddy's admission she asked him, "When are you going to plug the hole?"  School after the Memorial Day weekend should be fun.  Or not.

Jane, that's one thing I can't stand about liberals.  They use children as human shields (Remember SCHIP and Graham Frost, Obama signing the Freedom of The Press Executive Order while Daniel Pearl's son looked on, Chelsea Clinton walking with Bill and Hill across the WH lawn right after the Monica scandal, that little boy who's mom died because there was not health care at the Health Care Reform Bill signing--just to name a few).  Yet these same people are for late term abortions and not providing care for babies who survive them.  It's absolutely shameful.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 27, 2010 07:23 PM (0q2P7)

Thought it would be more fun to have someone 'splain it.  Besides.  I hate Google.

I saw a 'Kerry / Edwards' sticker last week at mysupermarket.

I see them still in Seattle.  It just makes me shake my head, especially in light of Edwards sexcapades/baby daddy crap while his wife was "dying" of cancer.  Talk about being stuck on stupid!

“He was called back by a staffer on Friday who said that the president was too busy to talk to him. He understood that until I turned on the TV and saw that he was golfing and went out to California to do a fundraiser. He said — six days now and he’s never even spoken to him," McCarthy said.

Rush mentioned this today.  How the Bamster was doing this big fundraiser for Boxer in CA on the day of the memorial service for the men who died on the rig.  Can you imagine if Bush would have done that?

Posted by: HeatherRadish loves the Sausages at May 27, 2010 07:31 PM (OkT2m)

How YOU doin?

Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2010 07:23 PM (4zspv)

Good for Todd.  That is definitely creepy seeing how close he really is to her house.  And did you hear the woman reporter at the end?  "That has SNL sketch written all over it."  Yeah except it won't be funny because a real sketch would demand Palin being in a favorable light and SNL could never do that.  Of course all it requires is a normal Palin Sketch with some guy popping up in the background with binoculars.

Thanks for the Matthews tip.  I just watched the video, and wow!  He said "this is more like the Iranian hostage crisis that brought down Jimmy Carter than Katrina".  He ripped Obama for not showing executive leadership, for prioritizing an interview with Marv Albert and the Boxer fundraiser over this disaster.  He decried the "idiotic cerebral meritocracy" and he said "If I hear one more time how Sec. Chu has a Nobel Prize, I'm going to barf.  I don't care."  Unbelievable.

Years from now, you will ask yourself if you remember where you were and what you were doing when the Tingle died?

 Posted by: runningrn

Not. This guy is a victim...of getting caught.

Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2010 07:23 PM (4zspv)

And that's exactly why I've asked Todd and his friends to come down to Arizona and finish the DANG FENCE!!11!!

Don't believe me? Fine. Question then: when was the last time someone changed your mind by screaming at you?

The last time?  I guess my most profound time was from a drill sergeant.  But I've been married before and I know it works then too.  Boss's screaming at me, threatening my financial security.  It works.  I guess it just depends on who does the screaming.

Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2010 07:23 PM (4zspv)

From that story:  McGinnis has put up no trespassing signs and threatened to call the police because a reporter had knocked on his door.  Epic Douchehattery!  Libtard Hypocrite!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 27, 2010 05:40 PM (c0A3e)

They were all skeered of the BoO.

I wanna see that sausage's papers...

That sausage better not go to Arizona--cause you know what they do down in Arizona

Sex in the schools has been going on for a long time -- but it doesn't make it right.

For one this, it is a breach of trust and a break with professional ethics.  From a practical point of view "you don't shit where you eat" -- not a bad motto to live by.

Lastly, it's kinda weird -- used to have a couple of college boys who used to sidle up to me and breathe on my neck, try to look down my shirt, push up against me, and the rest.  It's annoying as hell, even before you think of the age gap.

So no, just no.

And do what you will with the manual self-pleasure over the memory of a dead teacher's mammary gland...but it just doesn't seem right.

From that story:  McGinnis has put up no trespassing signs and threatened to call the police because a reporter had knocked on his door.  Epic Douchehattery!  Libtard Hypocrite!

Posted by: runningrn at May 27, 2010 07:47 PM (CfmlF)

SOP for a liberal

Teacher of the Year Earns Every Inch of Her Accolade

Chorizo?!?  Wait just a second!  I thought Accolade was teh word for Mexican sausage!

I had a hot English teacher too.  She was a daywalker, a ginger with a tan.  Hooboy.  She was only 25.

Yep, I had her a lot.  She didn't know anything about it, but I had her all the time.

The last time?  I guess my most profound time was from a drill sergeant.  But I've been married before and I know it works then too.  Boss's screaming at me, threatening my financial security.  It works.  I guess it just depends on who does the screaming.

Yep, I had her a lot.  She didn't know anything about it, but I had her all the time.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 27, 2010 08:01 PM (0UqBq)

Will? Will Folks, is that you?

Fuck BP, fuck them and all their brand- new bean counters. They have systematically forced out all the experienced, old-time hands through a policy of relentless pressure and termination of anyone who thinks for himself or doesn't drink the BP kool-ade.
Don't try to have fun working for BP.
Anyone who knows how to stop a leak like this or avoid one in the first place is been gone over the past 5 years as the MBA assholes have exterminated the drillers and tool pushers who come up the hard way. They can kiss my white ass. Go sell some other simpleton on alt energy. Go make some adverts with Newt and Nancy.
Drilling is too important to be left to the MBA suck ups.
Even the oil patch is corporate now.

So, I take it that BP fired you.

OT

Chris Christie is doing a live call in show on PBS Channel 13 in the NY/NJ area.

Livestreaming on NJ.com

@325 This blog is gonna need a lotion dispenser.

I hear cocoa butter is good.

buzzion,

I used to be, but I've got four kids under 6 years old.  I can't have that shit on in the house.  Not trying to have them grow up as coarse as their old man.

Posted by: sifty at May 27, 2010 07:33 PM (n/4Ll)

Menudo is supposed to be good for a hangover.  Maybe that's because it helps with the first step of the vomiting and getting drunk cure.

Dude, I catch up on movies online before I go to bed.  SouthPark is way down on the priority list.  I haven't even seen Avatar yet.

But if you want to discuss the underlying themes of abandonment, loss of innocence and fart jokes as explored in the collected works of Hannah Montana, then I'm your man.

Or Weaponology.  That's the other show I get to watch.

Posted by: DelD at May 27, 2010 07:57 PM (eWtdM)

But many states have laws about teachers and students similar to doctors and patients.

^{This has always gone on. I went to two high schools..one public and one private.}

^{In each school, the hot Spanish teacher was playing hide the chorizo with the male students. At the private school, it apparently had been going on for years..and there was always speculation and betting on which of the incoming studs would be the lucky ones.  She really liked the big stud football players}

^{She got busted because one little douchebag twit told his mommy what was going on.}

^{And at he public school, a cheerleader married her 40 year old math teacher THE DAY AFTER GRADUATION}