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December 12, 2010

Terrist Blows Up Self in Stockholm
— Gabriel Malor

The misspelling is intentional. Idiot jihadi blowed himself up after sending an exceptionally overwrought email to the media and the police.

"Now your children, daughters and sisters will die just like our brothers, sisters and children are dying," the e-mail said. "Our actions will speak for themselves."
The e-mail lashed out at Swedes for their "war against Islam," for "denigrating the prophet" and for their "stupid support of the pig Vilks," a reference to the artist Lars Vilks, whose drawings of Muhammad as a dog sparked controversy in 2007.

Fortunately, he only managed to kill himself. Two bystanders had minor injuries.

Swedish police are investigating and probably looking for accomplices. He said "our actions."

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 07:16 AM | Comments (132)
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1 He said "Our" actions? So what, I talk to myself all the time.

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 12, 2010 07:18 AM (0GFWk)

2 Royal "we". As in, he is royally fucked now.

Posted by: In Exile at December 12, 2010 07:20 AM (hZgbf)

3 They should just host the game in KC. The Giants are already there and Arrowhead rocks.

Posted by: In Exile at December 12, 2010 07:22 AM (hZgbf)

4 1 He said "Our" actions? So what, I talk to myself all the time.

There are most assuredly more than one jihadist in Scandi-land, despite their appeasement to the Muslim "youths".

I'll bet this guy had help constructing his car-bomb. Thank God more people weren't injured and killed. But let this be a warning - just because your country is sitting on the side-lines against Islamic terrorism doesn't mean you won't eventually become a target.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 12, 2010 07:22 AM (9hSKh)

5 Think this was a case of premature explosion?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 12, 2010 07:23 AM (0GFWk)

6 The e-mail lashed out at Swedes for their "war against Islam,"

Some war...when faced with gangs of yutes raping blonde girls, their bold, decisive action was to tell the girls to cover their heads so they don't attract attention.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 12, 2010 07:24 AM (4ucxv)

7 Sweden has been ignoring the problems of radical (and not so radical) Muslims for quite awhile. Check out the rate of rapes commited by immigrants. (And not apparantly "sex by surprise" that Assange is charged with.)

Posted by: Have Blue at December 12, 2010 07:24 AM (mV+es)

8 Hopefully more of these "Terrists" naturally-select themselves. Perhaps catapulting themselves at US Defense installations or dropping themselves as human bombs from high places (and w/o explosives)

Posted by: In Exile at December 12, 2010 07:26 AM (hZgbf)

9 Some libtard will be waxing on TV soon saying how this is society's fault for not reaching out to "this poor alienated soul" and somehow the blood from his suicide is everyone's fault. Of course the homicidal intentions of the splodeydope inspired by a certain radical sect which can not be named.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2010 07:26 AM (ijjAe)

10 10 Some libtard will be waxing on TV soon saying how this is society's fault for not reaching out to "this poor alienated soul" and somehow the blood from his suicide is everyone's fault. Of course the homicidal intentions of the splodeydope inspired by a certain radical sect which can not be named.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2010 11:26 AM (ijjAe)

Canadians? Catholics? Tea-Partiers?

Posted by: Our Clueless Gov't at December 12, 2010 07:29 AM (hZgbf)

11 I didn't know the Swedes were Swedes a "war against Islam".

Posted by: WhiteSnow at December 12, 2010 07:31 AM (vAgNF)

The Swedes are morons -- and certainly not the good kind.

Until they can recognize that appeasement with those lunatics won't work, their country will remain under seige. And they have no one to blame but themselves.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 12, 2010 07:32 AM (Fmzp5)

13 Swedish warmongers ... bbbbbwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaa!

Posted by: ya2daup at December 12, 2010 07:33 AM (yRrAd)

14 Looks like the ACME Car Bomb^TM (Batteries not included, Some assembly requires) comes with instructions written by the same overseas outfit that writes the backyard swingset assembly instructions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 12, 2010 07:35 AM (L3Wmw)

15 11
Canadians? Catholics? Tea-Partiers?
Posted by: Our Clueless Gov't at December 12, 2010 11:29 AM (hZgbf)

Jeebus, it's the Shakers, obviously.

Posted by: ya2daup at December 12, 2010 07:35 AM (yRrAd)

16 "sex by surprise" that Assange is charged with -- How did I miss this creative terminology? So in prison, it's not rape, its "surprise buttsex". The comical rephrasing really lightens the mood of the whole thing.

Posted by: CAC at December 12, 2010 07:35 AM (Gr1V1)

17 Clearly the only solution is more aggressive groping by the TSA.

Posted by: countrydoc at December 12, 2010 07:36 AM (Jh8Eg)

18 I wish all would be bombers were this successful. Their ranks would be reduced fairly quickly this way.

Of course, this is an example of how they're already scraping the bottom of the barrel for recruits.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 12, 2010 07:36 AM (paOeu)

19 Yeah, next time someone says "I've got a surprise for you", watch out.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 12, 2010 07:37 AM (paOeu)

20
WTH: Terrist?

Terranist?
Terraformingist?
Terrierist?
Tourist?

{ or maybe it's just a typo ... but that would be too subtle }

Posted by: ya2daup at December 12, 2010 07:38 AM (yRrAd)

21 'Cause I'm a literal kind of guy ...

Posted by: ya2daup at December 12, 2010 07:39 AM (yRrAd)

22 I thought I read "Terrierist." Those Jack Russells are damn clever.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 12, 2010 07:40 AM (AZGON)

23 13 The Swedes are morons -- and certainly not the good kind.

Most of Europe are morons. The only Euro leader willing to combat the problem of Islamic terrorism from within is Sarkozy, yet even his response has been tepid and only reactionary - not proactive.

Still, I loved how Sarko snubbed the Turks when Abdullah Gul came to Paris to persuade the French into supporting the Turk's entry into EU.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 12, 2010 07:40 AM (9hSKh)

24 I think its important, at times like this, to remember that denying the truth about climate change is a lot like terrorism. If there is no planet than there is nothing to blow up. Think, sheeple!!

And legalizing pot, that's super important too.

Posted by: countrydoc at December 12, 2010 07:41 AM (Jh8Eg)

25 Clearly the only solution is more aggressive groping by the TSA.

Posted by: countrydoc at December 12, 2010 11:36 AM (Jh8Eg)

Insty has a link about Big Sis and the scanning/groping. She says we just have to put up with it until the new "thought scanner" is ready, so we've got that goin' for us.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 12, 2010 07:42 AM (a3Z62)

One less asshole in the world. Now if only Keef would splodie himself,... In righteous proggie rage.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 12, 2010 07:43 AM (0fzsA)

Canadians? Catholics? Tea-Partiers?

Posted by: Our Clueless Gov't at December 12, 2010 11:29 AM

Pretty sure we had determined it was radical Amish. Those crazy youths and their rumspringa!

Posted by: huerfano at December 12, 2010 07:44 AM (QgmBR)

28 "Our actions will speak for themselves."

But just in case, he sent an e-mail. What genius!

Posted by: Retread at December 12, 2010 07:44 AM (KJUxp)

29 #28 She says we just have to put up with it until the new "thought scanner" is ready, so we've got that goin' for us.

Just lie back and think of England, eh?

Have to repost this: My First Cavity Search.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 12, 2010 07:44 AM (9hSKh)

I wish all would be bombers were this successful. Their ranks would be reduced fairly quickly this way.

Of course, this is an example of how they're already scraping the bottom of the barrel for recruits.

I often wonder how effective a public-service campaign would be that points out to the would-be suicide bombers how their imams and high-level guys don't seem to crave martyrdom so much.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 12, 2010 07:45 AM (a3Z62)

31 Maybe NASA can help them improve their bomb making skills. If the f'ng mooks don't like it in Sweden, the UK or here why don't they just go back to where in Hell they came from. Whinny little bitches.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 12, 2010 07:46 AM (28nr4)

32 RushBabe: Insty has a link about Big Sis and the scanning/groping. She says we just have to put up with it...

The only way to change things is if the public stops flying. A shame that companies and their employees have to suffer because of govt perfidy, but there you go. As for myself, my wife and I drove 18hrs each way to TX for a medical conference (and her vacation) and we still considered it better than flying.

Posted by: countrydoc at December 12, 2010 07:48 AM (Jh8Eg)

33 "Terrorists and jihadists use Facebook as:" -a way to reestablish contact with those 72 virgins you never dated back in madrassa -a means to let infidels know when you are currently facing Mecca -a bulletin to post your latest reactions to new videos from Imam Rauf, OBL, and Justin Bieber

Posted by: George Orwell at December 12, 2010 07:48 AM (AZGON)

No bad this would be "Swede Bomber" didn't put his bomb in his shorts. The last thing that would have passed through his mind was his ass.

Of course they've tried that down in Saudi Arabia with a suicide bomber stuffing one up his bunghole before meeting the Saudi Defense Minister. That one didn't work either (in the sense that it went off, and the guy's bunghole went through his brain--but it didn't kill the Defense Minister.) But it did give Big Sis Napolitano an idea about the need for "cavity searches" by TSA agents--coming to an airport near you soon!

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 12, 2010 07:49 AM (3ESDJ)

Of less importance but topically related...

Wayne State refused to cave to the Muzzie deomonstrators that showed up on Friday to protest the university's retiring the Helen Thomas award.

Small victory I suppose.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 12, 2010 07:50 AM (Fmzp5)

36
Another deranged fish eating Lutheran scandi no doubt.

Posted by: Kemp at December 12, 2010 07:51 AM (JpFM9)

37 Wow, speaking of Scandis, I'm sure another Moron has mentioned it but the Metrodome roof has partially collapsed, so the Vikings and Giants have no place to play tomorrow night. We're looking at a mini-Katrina situation. The Giants also are without cold-weather gear, so they probably have to play in a dome. How about the Fargodome, or even the Alerus Center? The fans can even make a road trip there so there won't be an almost empty stadium.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2010 07:52 AM (BP6Z1)

38 Speaking of Turkey:

Israeli official: Talks with Turkey 'stuck' but not dead

Israel had reportedly offered $100,000 to each Turkish family that lost a family member during the takeover of the Mavi Marmara, but refuses to apologize.

This is a farce. Why would Bibi's government support terrorism by giving each Turkish family who lost somebody during the Turks provocation of Israel, via the Mavi Marmara incident, a cool 100k?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 12, 2010 07:52 AM (9hSKh)

Oh and then there's this guy --

"I have three top political heroes: Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush and now Nancy Pelosi. She has such a spine, like Reagan and Bush, they all have that in common: a spine of steel that comes from conviction"

One cannot get more disconnected from reality than that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 12, 2010 07:53 AM (Fmzp5)

40 10 Some libtard will be waxing on TV soon saying how this is society's fault for not reaching out to "this poor alienated soul" and somehow the blood from his suicide is everyone's fault.

Altogether now! Noone wants a kid who's got a social disease

Posted by: Officer Krupke at December 12, 2010 07:55 AM (8lSIO)

41 Hey! How come my 72 virgins are all named Bubba??

Posted by: dogfish at December 12, 2010 07:55 AM (HFLya)

42 Hey Ya2daup, we have two Boy up there at Michigan Tech. It was just rated as having the 4th worst instructors in the Country. Many of the instructors are foreign and don't speak English well enough to be understood. If you teach there, I'd bet that you are not one of those. Regards

Posted by: CMU VET at December 12, 2010 07:56 AM (28nr4)

43 Whoa, it will be in For Field in Detroit. That's a big hump.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2010 07:56 AM (BP6Z1)

44 It might have been funny if I'd used a sock. FAIL.

Posted by: dogfish at December 12, 2010 07:56 AM (HFLya)

45 What a way to enter eternity -- pathetic and evil. He'll have plenty of time to regret what he has done.

Posted by: Richard Romano at December 12, 2010 07:56 AM (jlgjV)

46 The swedes are morons...

Yea? Well we make blond women. Whattya you have?

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2010 07:57 AM (8lSIO)

People talk about the blood from his suicide. But what about the all the shit and bile blown out of him also? There's lots of that, but nobody talks about it.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 12, 2010 07:57 AM (5YgO+)

The rage and arrogance of Muslims towards the Scandanavian countries, which have minded their own business and not colonized any place, is the best indication of the true nature of Islam that I can think of. They always contrive a reason to be offended, always figure a way to play themselves as victims. Always. It's in the blueprint.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 12, 2010 07:57 AM (5YgO+)

49 Lars Vilks, whose drawings of Muhammad as a dog sparked controversy in 2007.

Really? Someone actually had the stones to do this and not the usual Jesus-sculpted-in-poo that we usually get from these artsy-fartsy types who think they're being brave and daring? I used to think Scandinavia had turned into a big bunch of pussies, but maybe the blood of Eric the Red hasn't completely disappeared.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 12, 2010 07:58 AM (PfiFz)

50 But Abdul, what color were his eyes?

Blue. One blue thisa-way, one blue thata-way.

Posted by: Ba-dum, tiss. at December 12, 2010 08:00 AM (MrZJl)

51 My daddy hits my mommy,
My mommy clobbers me.
My grandpa is a commie,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

Posted by: PunkKid at December 12, 2010 08:00 AM (HxeFr)

52 49 The swedes are morons...

Yea? Well we make blond women. Whattya you have?

Blond women that don't accuse you of rape for not wearing a condom?

Posted by: Kemp at December 12, 2010 08:03 AM (JpFM9)

53 lacey, that guy sounds like a real goofball.

Also funny that he mentions gays an awful lot for a devout Muslim. But then, from the don't pee on my leg department:

Â“Some goons were telling people that thereÂ’s a passage in the Koran that encourages Muslims to lie, that lying is considered a good thing in the service of advancing a Muslim or sharia agenda. I donÂ’t know who was behind the rumor, but IÂ’ve read the Koran, and I donÂ’t know what they were talking about.Â”

Yeah. A rumor.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2010 08:04 AM (BvBKY)

54 Getting into the heads of these 12th century Nazis is tough. Radicallizing someone is another thing I just can't get my head around. These wackjob mullahs have to be the greatest salemen in the world. How to you take a normal guy and convince him beheading people, marrying children at age six and thighing them for 3 years untill they are 9 then you can "penetrate" them, dying for Allah nets you 72 virgins in heaven and a host of other sick twisted ideas is a good idea. I mean putting a bomb next to your junk and doing your best to blow it up? WTF!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 12, 2010 08:04 AM (GNhXz)

55 They always contrive a reason to be offended, always figure a way to play themselves as victims. Always. It's in the blueprint.

The jihadis are taking lessons directly from the progressive left's playbook. Next thing you know, they'll start calling themselves "community organizers".

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 12, 2010 08:05 AM (PfiFz)

At some point are we going to stand back and admit that maybe, just maybe we shouldn't have been so harsh with the Serbs?

My personal dream would be to move all Muslims into a confined area, basically the heatland of the old Ottoman Empire minus Isreal and then throw up a large series of Berlin Wall type fences around the whole place and then leave them there to rot. The rest of the world would be better off and we wouldn't miss them.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 12, 2010 08:06 AM (VO59+)

57
The non-natives are getting restless.

Europe has no one to blame but themselves.

Posted by: Soothsayer for RNC Chair at December 12, 2010 08:08 AM (hBqOU)

58 18 Clearly the only solution is more aggressive groping by the TSA.

Think body cavity searches. And fingers are just not adequate. We'll need to think of something just a little bit longer.

Posted by: drooling TSA thug at December 12, 2010 08:08 AM (jchJh)

59 55 49 The swedes are morons...

Yea? Well we make blond women. Whattya you have?

Blond women that don't accuse you of rape for not wearing a condom?

Seems to me that that worked out pretty well this time...

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2010 08:08 AM (8lSIO)

60
Giants will play Vikings on Monday night at 7p at FORD FIELD in Detroit.

Posted by: Soothsayer for RNC Chair at December 12, 2010 08:09 AM (hBqOU)

61 Speaking of Lars Vilks, remember when he was attacked at Uppsala University back in May while giving a lecture on free speech?

Here is the YouTube vid if you don't remember; Lars Vilks attack Aftonbladet with English titles

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 12, 2010 08:09 AM (9hSKh)

62 It was really Lisbeth Salander, that little, sly, emo bitch.

Posted by: swamp yankee at December 12, 2010 08:10 AM (3DIBw)

63 OT: Condoleezza Rice schools Katie Couric on Iraq. Short of just cold-cocking Katie in the face, this was pretty good....

http://tinyurl.com/3xh57k7

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2010 08:10 AM (VuLos)

64 Seeing someone smack that chipmunk smirk off Perky Katie's face would be worth a few bucks to see.

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 12, 2010 08:12 AM (HxeFr)

65
He died doing what he loved to do.

/nods

And that's what's important.

Posted by: Soothsayer for RNC Chair at December 12, 2010 08:15 AM (6cqZX)

And then I awoke, and found that I was strong...

Its time older brother, for you to awake...

Posted by: United States, Post Pearl Harbor at December 12, 2010 08:16 AM (AdK6a)

If the f'ng mooks don't like it in Sweden, the UK or here why don't they just go back to where in Hell they came from.

Well, infidel, as soon as we have a worldwide caliphate, we'll think about that.

Posted by: Jihadis R Us at December 12, 2010 08:16 AM (a3Z62)

68 My sister-in-law is Swedish. I tried to talk to her about this back when the Muslims started torching ambulances in Malmo. Her response: "Well, it's a shitty little city and no one wants to go there anyway." They're pretty much screwed.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 12, 2010 08:20 AM (LFAxM)

69 *yawn* I declare this a nontrroversy. Muslims are peaceful and it's you racist homophobes who are at fault *deletes 2001-2008 archives* Obviously, you wingnut bigots make this stuff up to distract from your creationist bigotry. Now send me $10 or I'll ban and out you.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at December 12, 2010 08:20 AM (lzZ7x)

70 This is what happens when Sarah Palin doesn't read books.

Posted by: eman at December 12, 2010 08:21 AM (b1GWR)

that guy sounds like a real goofball.

I knew he'd flip. I remember him as a guest on O'Reilly during the mosque debates. We were all a bunch of intolerant jackholes according to this guy. Oh and that includes that 70% of Manhattanites that didn't want the mosque.

Good riddance.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 12, 2010 08:21 AM (Fmzp5)

72 "sex by surprise" that Assange is charged with
--
How did I miss this creative terminology?

So in prison, it's not rape, its "surprise buttsex".
The comical rephrasing really lightens the mood of the whole thing.

Posted by: CAC at December 12, 2010 11:35 AM (Gr1V1)

No silly.... he used Jazz hands during sex.

Quite freightening for the victim.

Posted by: Timbo at December 12, 2010 08:22 AM (ph9vn)

73 Not a bad outcome, all things considered.

Posted by: Tightie Rightie at December 12, 2010 08:24 AM (STILJ)

Jingle bombs, Jingle Bombs...

/stops singing

Wait.... this guy took my Schtik!

I'll sue....

Jalapeno, you must know a good lawyer...

Posted by: Achmed, the Dead Terrorist at December 12, 2010 08:27 AM (AdK6a)

Posted by: ESPN at December 12, 2010 12:25 PM (OWjjx)

I saw in the listings that the game will only be on FOX in NY and MN. How true that is I don't know.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at December 12, 2010 08:29 AM (snNFU)

76 On a steeeek!

Posted by: Jalpeno at December 12, 2010 08:29 AM (Pi90Y)

77 Scandanavian countries, which have minded their own business and not colonized any place

Hey! What about us?

Posted by: The Vikings at December 12, 2010 08:30 AM (KJUxp)

78 80 On a steeeek!

Posted by: Jalpeno at December 12, 2010 12:29 PM (Pi90Y)

You know a Lawyer on a Steeek? Oh.... you know Holder?

Posted by: Achmed, the Dead Terrorist at December 12, 2010 08:33 AM (AdK6a)

79 I just got a text mesdsage from that big snowstorm. It says that if Brett Favre were healthy, it would have only rained.

Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2010 08:33 AM (G5JPI)

Posted by: ESPN at December 12, 2010 12:31 PM (OWjjx)

Then can I interest you with Brett Favre:

80On a steeeek!

Posted by: PoconoJoe at December 12, 2010 08:33 AM (snNFU)

81 Why couldn't Brett Favre be in Stockholm yesterday?

What? Too far?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2010 08:38 AM (JMOiW)

82 We're getting an NFL thread right? How else are we going to be able to snark on the Bungal's ten-in-a-row losing streak?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 12, 2010 08:40 AM (Fmzp5)

83 Well, I did send some picture mail to a fan in Stockholm. Called me an infidel. Really pissed him off. Wonder what ever happened to that guy.

Posted by: Brett Farve at December 12, 2010 08:40 AM (Pi90Y)

Too bad Al Franken and Brett Favre didnt have a meet and great in the Metrodome today.

Posted by: swamp yankee at December 12, 2010 08:40 AM (3DIBw)

85 The only thing Sweden has produced WAS is Abba.

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2010 08:40 AM (e4sSD)

86 meet and greet obviously

Posted by: swamp yankee at December 12, 2010 08:42 AM (3DIBw)

87 Sweden's Norse heritage died with Gustavus Adolphus. That they never joined NATO, but knew NATO would come running during the Cold War speaks volumes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2010 08:48 AM (U6LOz)

"The rage and arrogance of Muslims towards the Scandanavian countries, which have minded their own business and not colonized any place, is the best indication of the true nature of Islam that I can think of. They always contrive a reason to be offended, always figure a way to play themselves as victims. Always. It's in the blueprint"

Yup, good comment, it says it all. And the liberals will (deliberately) never, ever get it.

I kinda remember a quote somewhere by Bin Laden a few years ago about how they did not attack Sweden or Switzerland because these countries minded their own business.

Guess things must have changed, Sweden has really gotten militaristic and imperialistic lately.

Posted by: RM at December 12, 2010 08:49 AM (1kwr2)

89 One less jihadi nutcase in the world. *sniff*

OK, that's over, now on to the main question of the day. Namely, why are the Giants and Vikings such big sissies that they simply can't have the Metrodome field shoveled clear & pay a frickin' game? Whatever happened to squinting through the flurries at the action on the field? Geez, talk about declining standards... Yeah, even though I am a self-confessed Bengals fan, I can still complain. 'Cause the Bengals beat the Chargers to clench the AFC championship in the "Freezer Bowl" back when. Any Morons here attend that game?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2010 08:49 AM (beW+t)

90 Namely, why are the Giants and Vikings such big sissies that they simply can't have the Metrodome field shoveled clear & pay a frickin' game?

It's hard to shovel the field when the roof is laying on it.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2010 08:51 AM (VuLos)

91 My grandmother used to say, "Viking blood runs through your veins."

My sister said the Family Motto should be, "Let's get in the boat and go see what there is to steal."

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 12, 2010 08:52 AM (HxeFr)

92 "Our actions will speak for themselves."

"My actions speak for themselves - so let me explain"

Looks like Darwin still works sometimes.

Posted by: RightWingProf at December 12, 2010 08:53 AM (UOcNk)

93 Joo wears boxes with wires on his leg and head, scares goy

Posted by: Eleventy News at December 12, 2010 08:57 AM (EGXE5)

94 "My sister said the Family Motto should be, "Let's get in the boat and go see what there is to steal."

Alternative motto: "Remember to pillage before you burn."

Posted by: The Vikings at December 12, 2010 08:59 AM (KJUxp)

95 Stupid fuck can't even get this right. The bystanders busted a gut while doubled over laughing.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 12, 2010 09:01 AM (SJ6/3)

96 Tami: Excuses, excuses. Paul Brown would have had the snow and wreckage plowed to the sidelines.

CDR M: Michigan people, not sissies. Ditto for the Bears and Patriots, although I predict a lot of running plays in that game.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2010 09:02 AM (beW+t)

97 101 That is from Sergio Aragone's Groo the Wanderer.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 12, 2010 09:03 AM (SJ6/3)

94 Or is it that they are easier targets? I've noticed the targets of choice seem to be places that will most easily roll over and make excuses for the frakkers. That, or military installations -- because the appeasers will roll over and make excuses for them so as to protect the poor misguided, misunderstanders from the big, bad evil military complex.

Maybe it's just me and I'm seeing it all wrong, but it sure looks that way.

Posted by: unknown jane at December 12, 2010 09:05 AM (5/yRG)

99 That is from Sergio Aragone's Groo the Wanderer.

Pillaged. From us.

Posted by: The Vikings at December 12, 2010 09:06 AM (KJUxp)

100 Official Terror Video from Stockholm. http://tinyurl.com/278pz8n

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 12, 2010 09:08 AM (LFAxM)

101 Until we start burying terrorist remains in a pig's ass head first and facing west, we're gonna keep having these problems.

Posted by: Berserker at December 12, 2010 09:08 AM (gWHrG)

102 107 Good example (plus looking into the condition of Sweden's military) why it is never a good thing for a society to voluntarily turn themselves into sheep (and not very frisky sheep at that). My God, they were all just standing around...like Eloi...

Posted by: unknown jane at December 12, 2010 09:14 AM (5/yRG)

103 Update: Sweden suicide bomber identified as Iraqi-born graduate of a British university - Daily Mail http://bit.ly/g1fxex

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 12, 2010 09:16 AM (9hSKh)

104 110 Update: Sweden suicide bomber identified as Iraqi-born graduate of a British university - Daily Mail http://bit.ly/g1fxex

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 12, 2010 01:16 PM (9hSKh)

I bet the next update will be the shocker that he attended a british mosque that has known/suspected ties to extremist organizations in the Middle East.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2010 09:31 AM (oVQFe)

105 We're getting an NFL thread right? How else are we going to be able to snark on the Bungal's ten-in-a-row losing streak?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 12, 2010 12:40 PM (Fmzp5)

Harumph. No Walking Dead recap either. Looks like I'll get a lot of Christmas stuff Winter Solstice Festival commemoration tokens wrapped tonight.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 12, 2010 09:36 AM (a3Z62)

106 The Mail has his post mortem pic up.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 12, 2010 09:43 AM (SJ6/3)

107 Islam abides first-cousin marriage which is largely responsible for the low 80s mean IQ in many Middle Eastern Muslim states. This is why we see so many of these Wile E. Coyote moments. The cheapest way to end this current radicalized strain of Islam is to convince middle eastern Muslims that first-cousin fucking is not in their best interests.

Posted by: JB at December 12, 2010 09:48 AM (RD9s+)

108 I'd like to think that, were I some spit-crazed loon bent on destruction in the name of my primitive death-cult, I could manage a better swathe of death and destruction than these nimrods do. Shit, elderly nearsighted Jews in their Chrysler LeBarons have been known to rack up bigger kills than these Brave Soldiers of Islam.

Posted by: nickless© at December 12, 2010 09:53 AM (MMC8r)

109 45
Hey Ya2daup, we have two Boy up there at Michigan Tech. It was just rated as having the 4th worst instructors in the Country. Many of the instructors are foreign and don't speak English well enough to be understood. If you teach there, I'd bet that you are not one of those. Regards
Posted by: CMU VET at December 12, 2010 11:56 AM (28nr4)

I don't teach there, but I graduated from Da Tech in '76. You know, the days when you could (mostly) understand the instructors and we had a top-notch hockey coach (John MacInnis) and team (three visits to the Frozen Four in four years with one championship and two runner-up placements). I do recall one calculus instructor from Taiwan referring to "delta aish" - took me a while to grasp that he meant "h". As for the quality of today's instructors, the survey you referenced is one that they don't tout when they hit up alumni for donations. It's a shame matters have declined to such a great extent.

From you handle, I figure you graduated from Central Michigan, yes? My sister completed her college studies there in '78 or thereabouts.

Posted by: ya2daup at December 12, 2010 10:05 AM (yRrAd)

110 ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!

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Posted by: PunkKid at December 12, 2010 12:00 PM (HxeFr)

Hey, Krupke, keep that Sharks and Jets stuff to a minimum - some morons get confused about combining teams from different sports in the field of combat.

Posted by: ya2daup at December 12, 2010 10:08 AM (yRrAd)

112 56
I donÂ’t know who was behind the rumor, but IÂ’ve read the Koran, and I donÂ’t know what they were talking about.Â”

Yeah. A rumor.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2010 12:04 PM (BvBKY)

Of course, he may well have been lying himself when he asserted that, so q.e.d.

Posted by: ya2daup at December 12, 2010 10:11 AM (yRrAd)

113 Btw - "errorist" is better.

Posted by: JB at December 12, 2010 10:17 AM (RD9s+)

114 95
Yeah, even though I am a self-confessed Bengals fan, I can still complain. 'Cause the Bengals beat the Chargers to clench the AFC championship in the "Freezer Bowl" back when.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2010 12:49 PM (beW+t)

Ahem.

Posted by: Ice Bowl, December 31, 1967 at December 12, 2010 10:19 AM (yRrAd)

115 Hmmm.....maybe they don't want the rest of the roof to cave in and kill somebody?

Posted by: Enrico Palazzo at December 12, 2010 10:31 AM (Yzv2m)

116 The swedes are morons...

Yea? Well we make blond women. Whattya you have?

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2010 11:57 AM (8lSIO)

Nothing...

Carry on.

Posted by: Beagle at December 12, 2010 10:34 AM (sOtz/)

117 "Our actions will speak for themselves."

At the very least, this guy's actions clearly indicate that he was a dumbass.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 12, 2010 10:35 AM (nD3Pg)

118

Never seen a dead suicide bomber in the snow before.

Looks like his device was smaller than the vests which... ah... never mind.

Posted by: Beagle at December 12, 2010 10:37 AM (sOtz/)

119 Quite a while ago there Maybe it was a VW. Anyway, the way they showed how well made the car was was to have a "terrist" drive the car down a city street, park it and detonate the bomb. The car didn't 'splode. The terrist, not so much.

Posted by: Theresa D at December 12, 2010 10:41 AM (2hQbY)

120 Fix'n my post - "car commercial." Me n' my fat fingers.

Posted by: Theresa D at December 12, 2010 10:42 AM (2hQbY)

121 123, you wonder why we Muslims, who have smelly, ugly women, go on rape rampages.

Posted by: Souk Madeek at December 12, 2010 10:55 AM (Yzv2m)

122 Quite a while ago there Maybe it was a VW.

Yeah, the Polo.

Posted by: toby928™ gulf coaster at December 12, 2010 11:08 AM (S5YRY)

123 Perhaps catapulting themselves at US Defense installations or dropping themselves as human bombs from high places (and w/o explosives)

I favor having them shut themselves inside a refrigerator so an accomplice could then shove off a high building somewhere. Then the accomplice would chicken out and the terrist would rot on the rooftop, banging at the door and yelling allahu akbar ever more tentatively as time wore on...

Posted by: Gail at December 12, 2010 11:35 AM (f46PC)

124 44 Hey! How come my 72 virgins are all named Bubba??
Actually it was 72 VIRGILS

Posted by: Gail at December 12, 2010 11:40 AM (f46PC)

125 Terroist blowz self? meh!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at December 12, 2010 11:57 AM (Vqtet)

126 Ya2daup: thanks for the reply. Yes, CMU 1968 to 1972. I was free, white, 21 and just out of the U.S. Army. CMU was awash in beer and beautiful women.. Fabulous times.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 12, 2010 12:40 PM (28nr4)

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