1 Is she Texas' Mickey Kaus? 

2 Has Chucky J denounced her yet?

3 Some libs are just in love with Glass-Steagall. But they never heard of CRA or anything like that.

4 Speaking of problems.  Rosa DeLauro (D-Mars via Connecticut) is a fucking hipster.

5 Being a black female, any attacks on her, even if she is a LaRouchie have to be pretty circumspect.

6

Except for the British Empire stupidity, I'm just about ready to subscribe to her newsletter. That bit about protecting mortgages means she's up for reinstating Glass-Steagal. I even like her stance on colonising Mars.

The best thing the Republicans can do? Play some of her actual comments, run them alongside a bunch of Dodd / Frank bankster bullshit, and end "if even Kesha Roberts sees this, why are other Texas Democrats opposing it?" And then sit back with popcorn and watch the Dems turn against one another like so many hungry possums in a cage.

7 Nice!  If she takes pot-shots at public service unions too, then there. finally, is a Dem I can get behind.

8

Roberts>Rogers. Sorry. 'tis late

9

Unfortunately, she's nuts.

Who else is in the race?

10 She doesn't look anything like Eddie Murphy, but that head shot of her at the top of her website...I swear to God, the first thing I thought was that SNL skit where Eddie was in some prisoner poet program.

11 So she's. . . racist?

12 I wondered...and then I looked around.  Yup, she is One of Those.

13 And I am a dummy, since the LaRouche thing is mentioned in the post.

14 "I have fought long and hard on behalf of the ideals and principles of the true Democratic Party best represented by Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy and Lyndon LaRouche, even at the expense of happily putting myself at odds with the now discredited 'mainstream' leadership of my party."

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.  What has our national leadership come to when many of the things a LaRoucheian says actually make sense?  I mean, aside from the Queen of England running the world's largest loan shark/cocaine ring with the support of Jewish Bankers, she makes some good points.

I need to drink.

15 I bet Alex Jones would stroke his shaft furiously if he read her mission statement. I did.

16 I'm British. I love the USA. I exalt it. We have our little contretemps, but our nations are blood brothers. The British Army and the Royal Marines are fighting and dying in Afghanistan alongside each other right now. I've had family in theatre, and let me tell you we were in agony every day until she made it safely back. And Britain doesn't have a fucking Empire anymore. Christ almighty, if this were vitriol directed at anyone else (except maybe those awful Yids, who you know deserve it) there'd be hate speech allegations floating around. BP is not British Petroleum. It hasn't been for years. It's 40% American. Seriously, this is scary. If I landed up in her district and spoke with an English accent, would I need to fear for myself? Guess this is what racism feels like. Yeah, sure she's an un-electable nutjob and I'm over-reacting, but this is ugly, ugly stuff. To be convinced, pull up the text on her home page, put it in a text editor, and do Find & Replace Brit -> Jew and re-read it. If you think that's still OK, then good luck to you.

17

Democratic party nominee Kesha Rogers has a plan for NASA, in colonising the inner solar system.

But when her fellow Democratic President Obama ended the lunar mission, to free up funds to bail out his banker buddies, the other Democrats in Texas rolled over.

Call the Texas Democratic leadership and ask them why they want to silence the only one of their candidates who supports the space program.

18 Um...

...I damn sure would vote for her.

19 Sounds mostly sensible to me. But what is her position regarding the Alien bases on the Moon? Is she siding with the Gronard Alliance or the Craptalian Empire? She can't waffle on this, people expect a clear answer.

20 Can anybody give me a quick breakdown of LaRouchie craziness. I've never paid them enough attention to figure out what they are crazy about. Once I see the unblinking crazy eyes I tend to just move on. What are, for example, the top 5 or so things they are paranoid about? What's the deal with the anti-British stuff?

thx

21

David Gillies: I think you'd be safe in the Sugar Land district. As it happens I'm British too, and I live near Sugar Land. I worry more about being mugged by the local thugs in Houston proper than about some Sugar Land yuppie shooting me because I talk funny.

22 I'm too lazy to google...err bing....what part of Texas does this racist teabagger reside in?

23 22, Lyndon Larouche back in the 80's did long infomercials about how the Queen of England was a drug dealer and Henry Kissinger was Dr.Evil. That's all I remember.

24 Sounds like Dave in Texas broke her heart and she went nuts.

25 My head just assploded. 

26

4 Speaking of problems.  Rosa DeLauro (D-Mars via Connecticut) is a fucking hipster.

Rosa DeLauro is one of the strangest looking women in public life. I stop on C-SPAN sometimes when she is speaking in the House chamber just to marvel that someone that looks as odd as she does can get elected. (Volume on mute, of course. I don't want to actually have to listen to her.)

And with just one look at her while she is speaking, you can tell she is a True Believer in All Things Liberal.

 

 

27 Ooooh goody, another great candidate to bring up on the lefty call-in shows.

28 Is she siding with the Gronard Alliance or the Craptalian Empire?

She can't waffle on this, people expect a clear answer. Posted by: eman

She sure sounds like an Grey apologist if'n I've ever heard one.

29 Is there a sex tape?

30 Besides the British Empire cabal thing is just a bit out of date.

She could at least save some of her dignity and get on board the anti-Bilderburger/Freemason train.

31 Does she believe Colonel Sanders was involved when he was alive too?

32 She may be a deep-cover agent of the Scandic Hegemony.

33 Heheh.  She's a DINO.

34 #22 huh

Some of the things that LaRoucheians believe is that the the British empoire still exists in a shadow form.  Essentially the QoE is the head of a vast criminal Empire funded by the Rothschild family. The international organizations created by teh UN exist to destroy our sovereignty (not to far nuts on that one).  The Gold Statndard is where we need to return to (Ron Paul believes this as well and used to be the Rep from that district) because the loss of it causes the loss of our National Sovereignty.

They believe that teh War on Drugs is wrong because it attacks the user and low level seller and not he Banks which profit from the laundering of the drug money. 

They believe that the the TVA was but a minuscule start on what the government should do with regards to infrastructure....high speed railroads everywhere powered by national build reactors (at one point the pushed fusion to do this) there by reducing the cost.  

They seem to side with Social Conservatives in that they want no legalized drugs, a return to a more conservative society free of the counter-culture and they want AIDS victims segregated...wait I don't think even SoCon's want AIDs victims sent to leper island.

And they want major industries nationalized.

Fascism anyone?

35

She could at least save some of her dignity and get on board the anti-Bilderburger/Freemason train.

Yeah, but we've already got RON PAUL!one1! down by Lake Jackson; we need some diversity amongst our kooks.

36 35 Heheh.  She's a DINO.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 21, 2010 02:21 AM (j8/3i)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

37 Quilly: no, Rogers is running in Delay's old district, Sugar Land. The original Ronulan is southeast of Sugar Land, down by Freeport and Lake Jackson. Ron never ran in the Sugar Land area;  he's always been in the Lake Jackson area.

38 Yeah, that whole "British Empire" thing was a dead giveaway.  LaRouche calls Queen Elizabeth II the greatest drugs dealer on the planet.  I doubt that to be the case since England lost India.

39 Can she plug the damn hole?

40

Yeah, but we've already got RON PAUL!one1! down by Lake Jackson; we need some diversity amongst our kooks.

Sup holmes.

41 I hope none of my fellow Gulf Coast constituents are seriously considering voting for either Ron Paul or Kesha Rogers. That would just make us all look bad.

42

Thanks Zimriel

I figured she was from Houston. Heh.

43 I don't know whether to laugh or cry.  What has our national leadership come to when many of the things a LaRoucheian says actually make sense?  I mean, aside from the Queen of England running the world's largest loan shark/cocaine ring with the support of Jewish Bankers, she makes some good points.

I need to drink.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 21, 2010 01:42 AM (ZFdag)

Actually, LaRouche started most of the Bush was in on 9/11 crap. I remember being amazed at how quickly the left picked up the LaRouchie line...

44 I read an article earlier today where someone was trying to compare her to Alvin Greene.  They're already trying to minimize her message.

45 Many years ago some LaRouche Democrats got elected cuz the cattle thought they was regular Democrats. In their press conference they started talking about tanks in the streets. Most embarrassing. I think it was Michigan.

46 Fascism anyone?

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 21, 2010 02:23 AM (ZFdag)

We hate fascism! Down with fascism!

Now, socialism...in one nation? That sounds pretty awesome.

47

Kesha Rogers political mentor

48 Nice!  If she takes pot-shots at public service unions too, then there. finally, is a Dem I can get behind.

Posted by: starboardhelm at June 21, 2010 01:30 AM (SgSfB)

Hey, I could get behind that too...

Maybe I could help her with her, uh, presentation.

49

Anyway, to those of my fellow morons and moronettes who are wondering, "where does Zimriel get off, constantly saying that most people are stupid, and that he hates almost everybody" -

I live amongst Jackson-Lee voters, Paul voters and now apparently Rogers voters.

I'd like to trade for some nice, sane Carolinas politicos.

50 Other than LaRouche movement being hard core communist what could go wrong? There are many differences with Obama but they both want essentially the same thing.

51 Fascism anyone? Posted by: Quilly Mammoth

Thanks to you for wading through that feotid swamp for our edification. Truly yeoman's work.

52 If she's running as the un-Obama, why is she using the standard Obama-brand template for her website?

Speaking of which, isn't it a little creepy that Media Matters has adopted the full-on Obama branding?  When did that happen?

53

Seriously, this is scary. If I landed up in her district and spoke with an English accent, would I need to fear for myself?

Posted by: David Gillies at June 21, 2010 01:44 AM (xb68W)

I don't think so. She's a mutant who slipped through the cracks, like that Greene character in North Carolina. It's a district with a lot of blacks and she ran agaionst two Caucasians. She did not get votes based on that anti-British paranoia stuff.

54 it is a world free from the industrial-banking cartels of the British Empire, as well as the degraded views of mankind pushed through todayÂ’s “pop culture”...   Free from degraded views of mankind?   Sounds like thought crimes to me.   Sounds like something a little Corporal said at one time in Europe following the last Great Depression.   Very scary stuff.

55 Wait, so what's the verdict on this? I'm guessing the 22nd is solid (R)? Otherwise, she'd be awesome in the democratic caucus; new blood to yell "he lies" from deep, deep in the black-shirted, nazi, Repu...Democratic ranks, just in time for the 2011 State-of-the-Union.

56 You know Obama is an unprecedented disaster when even a LaRouchie looks competent and sane compared to him.....

57

I'd like to trade for some nice, sane Carolinas politicos.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 21, 2010 02:34 AM (Ic2vr)

You can have mine when we toss him outa office.  Just don't ask him no questions.

like that Greene character in North Carolina. It's a district with a lot of blacks and she ran agaionst two Caucasians. She did not get votes based on that anti-British paranoia stuff.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 21, 2010 03:03 AM (tm15w)

Pardon me, General, but you have the wrong Carolina there.  Love your work BTW, especially around Atlanta.  Very uplifting.

58 51:   I confess Kesha gave me a hand-j. in the parking lot after her last fundraiser.

PS from North and South Carolina.:  Sorry, all of our politicos are presently are treacherously scheming for re-election, serving time and/or speed-balling with mescaline.  It's the best we could give you on short notice.

59 Mine isn't treacherously scheming, he's beating up the reporters from Fox News in the parking lot. (I'm a proud resident of NC2, where our motto is "Our Congressman can beat up your Congressman.)

60

"She's been stirring up a hornets nest by saying shit like this:"

Poor choice of words. What do you mean by saying "shit like this"? It doesn't look like "shit" to me. She seems to be making perfect sense.

61 #56 - That's kind of a stretch, dontcha think?

62 17,000 national guard troops for the Gulf Coast, but only 1,200 for Arizona???

63

Try looking up Sheila Jones, she won the LT Govenors race in 1982 in Illinois.

Batcrap insane.

 

64 Question: seeing as how Larouche hates the British - and Mr. Obama hates the brits, too.... Is it possible Obama is a Larouche plant?

65

Just think, it isn't only quite possible, but it is very likely that, as you read this, the Obamas are having their breakfast or their lunch served to them by white servants.

Do you think that George and Laura Bush ever made that racial distinction, and arranged to have their meals served to them by black servants?

Think about it. Barack Obama's hateful, spiteful and vindictive behavior with respect to the ways that he treats both domestic and foreign white dignitaries has provided several indications that he is the most racist (and the most ignorant) and the sleaziest and the most despicable person to ever reside in the White House, to which there is a certain grim irony. 

Apparently it is with some discomfort that even some black people are now beginning to notice it, also.

66 I think she's kind of cute. And crazy chicks are wild in bed.

67
She's two scoops full of crazy. Two big scoops.

68 Tell the British SOB's We're Not Their Colony!

June 3, 2010 -- Let the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico be a lesson to the American people: the British and those who run British Petroleum, still consider the United States as one of their colonies. The time has come to expropriate these British SOBs, kick them out and let them take their puppet Barack Obama with them back to Britain. The Obama Administration has repeatedly rendered this nation incapable of responding to crises as a nation, from the global economic crisis to the Gulf oil leak, this administration's policy is to let the fox watch over the chicken coop.

 

I have a few problems with that bizarre accusation, three of which are that B-P was a huge financial contributor to the Obama campaign, in return for which, in a sleazy quid pro quo deal that did an end run around several regulations, the Obama Administration arranged for B-P to drill that oil well that is now leaking, in return for which, in another sleazy quid pro quo deal, B-P collaborated with the Obama Administration in writing Cap 'n Trade Legislation which would be mutually beneficial ...., and now the gangsters in the Obama Administration are demonizing B-P for an unpleasant situation that was of the Obama Administration's own making, too? It would be laughable if it wasn't so sick and sordid. (Never mind that the Brits certainly don't consider the USA to be one of their colonies. That accusation is preposterous.) 

69 she is a demonrat, don't believe anything that she says. she will vote lock step with whatever the demonrat president wants. they lie with forked tongue.

be at the polls in november to vote out all demonrats and the republicans that vote with them. remember, obama is not half american black he is half kenyan muslim black.

70 Has the Republican leadership denounced her yet?

71 There's no way this crazy woman beats Pete Olson in the 22nd (Delay's old district).

72 Seriously the Northern States need to secede and leave Southern Dumfuckistan to it's own devices. Enjoy your oily beaches losers.

73 I have to admit, the Queen of England running a crack ring would go far towards explaining Prince Charles.  I mean, clearly he's sampling the product.

74 Seriously the Northern States need to secede and leave Southern Dumfuckistan to it's own devices. Enjoy your oily beaches losers.

Enjoy those frigid winters without all that southern oil to warm you.  How many oil wells are there in NY/NJ/MA again?  Refresh my memory.

75 Isn't it obvious?  She's a TEABAGGER PLANT!!!!1!!!1eleventy!

76 Seriously the Northern States need to secede and leave Southern Dumfuckistan to it's own devices. Enjoy your oily beaches losers.

Yes it would be nice if you damn Yankees took all the union goons and the communists and got your asses out.


What's keeping you turd rollers, not us.

77 35 Heheh.  She's a DINO.

Posted by: rdbrewer

THREAD WINNER

78 no doubt her policies would appeal to many Republicans

79 How many oil wells are there in NY/NJ/MA again?

Ummm, PA kinda has all the coal and natural gas.  Just sayin'.

Not that I'd stay here, just in the interests of stirring up shit providing information. 

80 I'd hit it.

(Wouldn't vote for it, though.)

81 High-speed trains, eh.

82

Kesha is apparently a black female running as a Democrat for congress in Texas.

The word "apparently" apparently no longer meaning that something is apparent, but that it apparently may be an illusion, apparently, which of the apparent attributes of this person are in doubt?

Black?

Female?

Runnning?

As a Democrat?

For Congress?

In Texas?

83 Posted by: Michael Collins at June 21, 2010 09:04 AM (I+7Zv)

Shinebox + You = A Happier You

84 When I READ "banking cartels of the British Empire", I HEAR "JEEEWWWWSSS!"

85 I just got back fro a week in europe. The Brits are fucking pissssssed at president zero for calling BP British petroleum . I said well hey europe wanted him, next time stay the fuck out of our elections... and  BTW, doesn't it suck that the 48% ers turned out to be the smartest mofos in the galaxy after all ?

86 We must constantly be on guard against the international Zionist Lace Wig cartel and their tonsil-stealing Jew doctors.

87  no doubt her policies would appeal to many Republicans

Posted by: Michael Collins

 

As shiny objects appeal to you.

88 Woo!  We haven't cornered the market on crazy this election cycle!

89

OK, so let's take a wild guess and see how Democrat identity politics works out in this case. If it's a majority-black district, will they close ranks behind the black candidate? If this happens, what the hell happens when the Dems have a black female in Congress standing up yelling about Obama being a British conspiracy puppet and so on? The "diplomatic immunity" of being a "protected minority" makes her untouchable, right?

Personally I will find it the funniest thing in politics since Bill Clinton gave Monica Lewinsky a cigar.

90 Rumor has it that Dave in Texas gave her a good muling late one Saturday night.

91

re 91:

Skynet is concious, and apparently a southerner. The South will rise again!

92 Heheh.  She's a DINO.

Winner!

What is all this carping I'm reading here??? This lady is something very rare among Democrats.  She "gets it".  So, some of her views are peculiar.  At least she's getting a lot of the major points "right". 

93 Did someone say Kesha?

94 Fucking Youtube.

Here's the link.

95 I suck.

96 What's with linkin' to Youtube nowadays?

After this, spam off.

97

she's apparently a devout LaRouchite.

 

Does she display an "Obama as Hitler"  poster at her rallys?

98 I ran across a Larouchie at a transport terminal in suburban Philly one time, and I told him I had never seen a barking moonbat in the wild before.

99 Well, in NY, she would probably be trying to hand out flyers down by Wall Street, where they set up a table every couple of months with worn signs with worn messages.

100 I find this woman intriguing, and would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

101

Holy crap. The Democrats in Texas are more conservative than the Republicans in California.

I'm so outta here.

102

And yet, the Liberal Demunist Media depicts the statist La Rouche cultists as "right wing". Typical. The La Rouche cultists are Old Left, not New Right.

I will say this as pluses for the LaRouche Cultists:

1. They totally loathe, and debunk, the eco-weenie Left. They never met a nuclear power plant, hydroelectric dam, oil drilling platform, or water irrigation project they didn't like. In fact, they advocate "terraforming" public works projects that make the Hoover Dam look like a beaver dam.

2. They despise Teh Ghey Left as well. They are a very prudish bunch.

3. At least when they *do* blow taxpayer money, they blow it on cool big grandiose landmark stuff, not welfare crack babies.

103 Posted by: anti-treaty IRA, Cork flying column at June 21, 2010 10:01 AM (R2fpr)



Heh. I'll bet the joke flies right over the troll's head.

104

#18: Fear not. No one takes the LaRouche cultists seriously.

That said, when they advocate public works projects that make the TVA and the Bureau of Reclamation look like Tinkertoys, part of me has a soft spot for the LaRouche Cultists, if only to debunk the Global Warming Fraud Eco-Weenies.

La Rouchies are leftists, but they don't play well with the other leftists. So I have to like them if only for *that*. Let's pop some corn.

 

105 thx for the info on the specific form of craziness the LaRouchies take. I always confused them with super intense fans of Louis L'Amour and thought they were just really into westerns.

106 no doubt her policies would appeal to many Republicans

Posted by: Michael Collins

In the sense that her welfare policies involve actually *making things* and not handouts for parasites like you, YES!

In the sense that she is not an eco-weenie Chicken Little who believes the sky is falling, YES!

In the sense of nationalizing even more of the economy than Obamunists like you? Not so much.

107 kesha is really problem

108 If she's a LaRouche groupie, she doesn't sound like one.  But on the off chance she is a LaRouche mushroom, I renounce anything I wrote that reads like an endorsement.

I'm still having problems with this Huckabee thing. Huckabee makes Nelson Rockefeller seem like Ronald Reagan conservative.

Being in the GOP is like showering with a bunch of elephants but you're still afraid to drop the soap.

109 Kesha Rogers just gave me a boner.

110 Oh, damn, LaRouchie.

Boner killer.

111

Oh, please, I'm tempted to send her fifty bucks just to fund Democratic fratricidal battles.

Besides, if she does win the nomination, let alone the general election, she'll be endless entertainment.

112 Greene/Rogers 2012..."I'm OK, she's crazy."

113 Insty says the DNC apparently is calling her racist.  I'm going to need more popcorn.

114 I think I'm in love.

115 ...and then we will set up the intergalactic trade federation...

116 "it isn't only quite possible, but it is very likely that, as you read this, the Obamas are having their breakfast or their lunch served to them by white servants."

If I remember correctly, the White House Mess Stewards are still almost all Filipino US Navy personnel, a tradition going back to the Spanish-American War.

117 FYI: she's running in the Texas 22nd District, which was Tom DeLay's district until he was forced into resigning by a bogus indictment. A Democrat won the seat in 2006, because the Republicans were not allowed to replace DeLay on the ballot. (The write-in candidate came up a few thousand votes short.) The seat was reclaimed by a Republican in 2008. No serious Democrat filed for it this year.

Rogers is following the Larouchite playbook of aggressively campaigning on whatever issue has a significant number of people upset and serious candidates are showing restraint.

In this case it's NASA's future. Obama has agreed that the Shuttle is to die, and has also killed NASA's favored follow-on, Project Constellation and the Ares/Orion booster/spacecraft package.

Many serious space buffs support this decision, regarding Ares as a dead end and a waste of huge amounts of money. However, as with any big-budget project, there are lots of people whose incomes are tied to it, especially around Houston.

Rogers' having the nomination is a symptom of a deeper illness. Party organizations have lost so much credibility and cohesion that they don't perform the useful function of excluding hosers and whackos from getting nominations. The case of the Larouchites who snaffled two major Democrat nominations in Illinois in 1982 has been mentioned.

This year, Illinois Democrats let a sleazebag get the Lieutenant Governor nomination, and had to run him off after the primary. Meanwhile, Republicans allowed the nomination in the highly contestable 8th Congressional District go to a bozo who is being sued by his ex-campaign staff for back pay.

It's a bit tricky, because what is wanted is not for the organization to endorse some one person, but to "anti-endorse" any bozos, so the voters don't get sold a pig in a poke.

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