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Posted by: Dang at September 22, 2010 06:28 PM

Smaller Unicorns that don't have the ability to shit Skittles. 

Posted by: CDR M at September 22, 2010 06:31 PM (5I8G0)

Uh, it's actually 21-pages.

- Require congressional approval for any new federal regulation that would add to the deficit.

Regulatory agencies "findings" cost us millions.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 22, 2010 06:32 PM (JNV96)

I assume it will be something like portability between states and the type of stuff the Repubs were suggesting for Bammydontcare but were completely ignored on.  Although I thought the first contract with America was a fairly brilliant idea, this one seems like almost stepping on their dicks by comparison.  The voters are pissed off at all incumbents and the Repubs have been given a gift by the Tea Party which they'll doubtlessly do their best to completely fucking squander.

28 Nothing on immigration and the borders. They still don't fully get it.

Quiet jefe!

I really love that "America is an idea" paragraph.  That needs to be in campaign ads.

Mexico was an idea first.

Does it say anything about the military?

Missile defense, which is good.

34 GD simple cons, maybe make it more simple.

Too difficult for you to understand, denny/jack/conssuck?  Idiot.

Shit!  Give me the bullet points!

Click on the link at "a precis," a high-falutin word if ever there was one meaning Here Be Bullet Points.

It's a big mistake to leave out unicorns.

I like this:

-Give members at least 3 days to read bills before a vote

but I'd also like it if they gave the general public 5-7 days to read the bills before the vote, as well. If they held to that, it'd be a good display of transparency AND a slap in the face to that fucknut in the White House.

That was one of the many campaign promises with an expiration date that lasted as long as a milk carton.

Cutting Spending:

- Repeal and Replace health care

and this..Requiring every bill to have a citation of constitutional authority !

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 22, 2010 06:43 PM (7rfUg)

You got a problem with my dark epidermis?

Some highlights @ CBS (yes, I know):

Jobs:

- Stop job-killing tax hikes

- Allow small businesses to take a tax deduction equal to 20 percent of their income

- Require congressional approval for any new federal regulation that would add to the deficit

- Repeal small business mandates in the new health care law.

Cutting Spending:

- Repeal and Replace health care

- Roll back non-discretionary spending to 2008 levels before TARP and stimulus (will save $100 billion in first year alone)

- Establish strict budget caps to limit federal spending going forward

- Cancel all future TARP payments and reform Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

Reforming Congress:

- Will require that every bill have a citation of constitutional authority

- Give members at least 3 days to read bills before a vote

Defense:

- Provide resources to troops

- Fund missile defense

- Enforce sanctions in Iran

The Pledge will certainly have the effect of forcing the Democrats to remember their important responsibilities and remember those all important lines to scream from the House floor:

They're coming for the poor, the sick, the elderly and the disabled!!!11!!1!!

This extreme agenda will force grandma to eat dog food and deprive her of much needed medicine. Why are Republicans so extreme???1111!!!

Thats all we need to win the elections again.

We?  You are not a part of "we," dolt.

Contract on America II:  The Pledgening.

Apparently "Force Nancy Pelosi to eat every bill she voted for without reading" would have cost too much.

i know health care is an issue for many poor, well now we're all going to be the poor. but they need a kick in the ass, where's SS funds? see they ask for funds and use it as slush . no way i would have gone to jail for that.Why haven't anyone in the ruling class?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 22, 2010 06:53 PM (L8kaT)

--Best of all, it refudiates 0bama parroting the line about the Republicans not coming up with a positive agenda of their own.

Ball's in your court, Demotards.

66 Special Report said Pence was pushing long and hard for social-con stuff and had to be put down by Boehner. If true, that means the first Repub to hint at running in 2012 just doesn't get it.

It's the spending, stupid. Arguing about whose meatstick is going into whose squeaker is a luxury we can't afford right now. Keep it in church.

One of my political philosophies is social conservatism, and I think they did a fine job with this new proposal. Permanently ending federal funding for abortion and defining marriage as between 1 man and 1 woman is a good start. Besides, it's not feasible to expect they can somehow overturn Roe v. Wade or anything of that nature.

Soldiers and military service are glamorized.

Yeah!  Fuck dem soldiers!!

Immigration?

Nothing about immigration?

Holy hell. Not good.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 06:55 PM (JNigo)

So Canada is fascist!

Fuck off, troll.

Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.

Yawn.  You call Ace a fascist every day and yet you're still here.  But hey, keep fucking that chicken, troll.

This part is huge: - Require congressional approval for any new federal regulation that would add to the deficit. Regulatory agencies "findings" cost us millions.

And they still will, but they won't "add to the deficit." It's a Make Federal Accounting Even More Dishonest provision. We so need that.

Repeal and Replace [Obamacare]

Immigration?

Nothing about immigration?

Holy hell. Not good.

Posted by: Who Knows at September 22, 2010 06:57 PM (QLiYt)

--Yeah, not crazy about that, and that issue is a winner across the political spectrum.

Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.

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The fascist/Nazi thing is so last spring. Get with the program fella!

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 06:55 PM (JNigo)

As shown by the Obama O logo, the many presidential seals he has made, and the new Circle-D democrat logo.

Well spotted, GW! Keep it up!!

Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.

All dogs are animals but not all animals are dogs. Do I have to draw a freakin' Venn diagram?

Our current president has his own logo. What does that tell you?

This monkey wants a word with you.

Ball's in your court, Demotards.

Posted by: logprof at September 22, 2010 06:55 PM (BP6Z1)

Uh, they already had Obama server to us with a weak underhand serve, "Stay the course."

Political scientist Dr. Lawrence Britt recently wrote an article about fascism ("Fascism Anyone?," Free Inquiry, Spring 2003, page 20). Studying the fascist regimes of Hitler (Germany), Mussolini (Italy), Franco (Spain), Suharto (Indonesia), and Pinochet (Chile), Dr. Britt found they all had 14 elements in common. He calls these the identifying characteristics of fascism. The excerpt is in accordance with the magazine's policy.

The 14 characteristics are:

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 06:57 PM (JNigo)

 Like the right to keep the fruits of our working labor, instead of having it taxed away. You're a real credit to the party, pal!

96  Miss80sBaby, I don't know how carried away you get with sockpuppets, but I've found that new comments thingy cuts off your name after a certain length.  No slight to those folks intended.

I didn't expect them to be there; I was just saying.

Immigration?

Nothing about immigration? Holy hell. Not good. Posted by: Who Knows

Immigration?

Nothing about immigration?

Holy hell. Not good.

Posted by: Who Knows at September 22, 2010 06:57 PM (QLiYt)

A happy illegal is a happy voter.

Copy. Paste. Copy. Paste. Copy. Paste. Fascists under every rock! Nazis in every tree!

That you Charles?

As described by Robert Bond in The International Review of Law, Computers & Technology, trolls usually exhibit a typical pattern of behavior:

In The Art of Trolling, published on the web, it is suggested that in Usenet usage, a "troll" is not a grumpy monster that lives beneath a bridge accosting passers by, but rather a provocative posting to a news group intended to produce a large volume of frivolous responses. The content of a "troll" posting generally falls into several areas. It may consist of an apparently foolish contradiction of common knowledge, a deliberately offensive insult to the readers of the news group or a broad request for trivial follow-up postings.

Sound like anyone we know?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 06:54 PM (JNigo)

Yeah, they fight for your right to say dumbass shit.

Oh...STFU.

Yes the republican Party came out with Messiah logos, Republican party Logos,  Be Green logos. everydamn where. 

oh you mean that was dems and obama , sorry  i knew somebody did it!

Sorry, missed the section on immigration and my apologies.

Thanks for redirecting me to what I over looked.

No epithets needed. Dumbass.

Finally:

America is the belief that any man or woman can .....

"Nuke symbols and spring fashions make me sick!"

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:04 PM (JNigo)

Like the fear of being without health care being used as cover for a massive spending program!

You sure are blowing the lid off the current administration GWB.  You should run for office with the Tea Party.

Who Bogarted my second-string running back!?!?

Waiver Request : Denied

You sure are blowing the lid off the current administration GWB.  You should run for office with the Tea Party.

Ignore it, OC.  It thinks it's people.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:09 PM (JNigo)

Yeah, those Wall Street and Auto Company buyouts really sucked. Its good to see conservatives hitting Obama hard.

Pledge on America??

..shit..that doesn't belittle it

Pledge at America??

...fuck..that doesn't either

Pledge Under America??

..Thats's it!! We'll call it the Pledge Under America!!

HAHA..we got those fucking Rethugs now

Ignore it, OC.  It thinks it's people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 22, 2010 07:10 PM (zgZzy)

Aw, you're no fun anymore.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 22, 2010 07:10 PM (xtAfO)

That should be clarified, because it could be interpreted as being raped by trolls.  It should read, "We encourage the raping of trolls, with broomsticks."

_{"We encourage troll rape."}

FYI - 'Troll Fuck' is a defined term. 

Requiring a Bridge, some Soft Sand, and a Fish, preferably fresh caught and anadromous.

Have you many more quoted from Political scientist Barney the Dinosaur too?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:04 PM (JNigo)

Hell you mean things like Carbon and their credits? OH OH and salt , sugar. everything is a national disaster?

I ruv you. You ruv me. Lets get together and build fascist dynasty.

-Political scientist Barney the fascist Dinosaur

That should be clarified, because it could be interpreted as being raped by trolls.  It should read, "We encourage the raping of trolls, with broomsticks."

And pineapples.  Don't forget the pineapples.

Aw, you're no fun anymore.

You're right.  Release the troll-rapers! 

Roll Call says it's heavy on spending cuts and light on social issues.

No problem.

Conservatives simply need to adopt the Democrat stealth approach and disguise our social agenda in our fiscal policies.

Rarely mention it. Just quietly legislate it in, tucked away in unrelated complicated bills.

And then deny deny deny.

Now it's our turn you socialist bastards.

Just as soon as she's done fellating me.

Me first, dammit!

Pg 21 quotes the Iron Lady, where she contrasts America vs Europe. Eisenhower quote was good as well. Love inclusion of Reagan's quote about the govt's view of the economy.

Like the charts, easy for people to read. The federal assistance pie chart is staggering. If only people had time to read the entire thing...

Very very smart... stick to Fiscal issues FOR NOW... pull in Blue Dogs and Fiscal Con Independents...

Once in power? vote your conscience...

Francis:  (This troll's droppings) are symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

Reg:  It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.

Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government

Like now with CNN, CNBC, MSNBC, The New York Times, WaPo, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, NPR . . . .

From the Pledge:

Cutting Spending:

- Establish strict budget caps to limit federal spending going forward

The last time they promised this, we got Ted Stevens running appropriations.

I'm confident things will be different this time. 

Posted by: (I Wish I Was At Least As Smart As) George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:04 PM (JNigo)

By damn, he's right!

And then deny deny deny.

Now it's our turn you socialist bastards.

 Posted by: Big Tent This at September 22, 2010 07:20 PM (wFMDa)

It would feel good, wouldn't it?

Besides the fact that we're slightly above that (go fuck yourself, Mark Davis) it would undermine who we are.

However, I wouldn't mind body checking a libtard into a rusty-staple covered utility pole on occasion.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:09 PM (JNigo)

Preach it!

169 Anything in there about pushing for a constitutional amendment for TERM LIMITS?

DeMint would likely put forward his bill on that again if they took the House.

My one sentence plan. We promise to repeal and/or defund everything passed in the last FOUR years, get rid of all entitlements, get rid of all Depts except Defense and State, then go the fuck home and stay there til next year when we meet and commit ritualistic suicide on CSPAN if we fail to live up to this plan.

Interim Palette Cleanser:

Did any of you fricking morons see this little ditty tacked on to the NYT's article on the Woodward book?  These yucks are cheesy amateurs:

NYT's Correction: September 22, 2010

"An earlier version of this article referred incompletely to an assessment of Richard C. Holbrooke, the presidentÂ’s special representative for Afghanistan and Pakistan, by Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr.  Mr. Woodward's book quotes Mr. Biden saying both that Mr. Holbrooke was  “the most egotistical bastard IÂ’ve ever met” and that he “may be the right guy for the job”; the earlier version omitted the second part."

"Even most liberals know they're about to take it up the ass in a big way."

Oooh that sounds wuv-wee!  Do me furst! Pweeze!  Pweeze!

*drops pants and faints*

All we need now are some lameass slogans.  May I suggest:

We were the ones we had been waiting for, but after we got to know us we found out the we hated us so we beat the piss out of ourselves.

Or perhaps:

This is the day that the oceans started encroaching again because hey, we like warm weather and beaches.

If the USA really was a fascist country, your sorry ass would have been euthanized by now.

And it is probably very fond of Little Green Douchebags, the most fascist site evah!  You see, Trolly, when you troll here you don't get banned.  At Douchebag's site, you are bid adieu.

189 What if he's not really a "troll" troll?

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Good point. Is there some kind of test we can do like in The Thing? I mean if you put a hot syringe in a petri dish with his blood in it will it start squealing out The Internationale or God Bless America?

208 Will you please help us to get Jaime Herrera elected in WA-9?  Please donate... after returning from your bunks.

Ho.  Lee.  Crap!  Teh hotness!  Let's see the Japanese make a better one of those!

@35: "And someone tell Boehner to ease up on the tanning stuff.  He's looking like Crist"

Hell no! The spray tan hides the ruptured capillaries.  The good news is that Boehner isn't drinking any more.  The bad news is that he isn't drinking any less, either.

Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed.

I remember the halcyon days when George W. Bush eliminated the Teamsters!  Oh, what a day!

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:32 PM (JNigo)

Like small businessmen being crushed by Obamacare mandates.

You really have it going today GWB. We social-cons need to preach it.

Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia.

Word up, G!

Okay, this junk with George W. Bush is just getting to be tiresome. Could someone please dig up a troll with half a brain in his head. I'm bored.

What.  The Cavalcade of Dipshittism isn't your idea of entertainment?

218 Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts is openly attacked, and governments often refuse to fund the arts.

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Piss Christ. Ultimate expression of resisting the fascist empire.

@83: "Ball's in your court, Demotards."

Not quite where *I* wanted them, cupcake!

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:33 PM (JNigo)

Conservative Professors are oppressed in liberal Academia. You are hitting the establishment with massive buffets. Keep Punching!!

Hitler was a Leftist:

"We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions." --Adolf Hitler

(Speech of May 1, 1927. Quoted by Toland, 1976, p. 306)

What.  The Cavalcade of Dipshittism isn't your idea of entertainment?

The problem is its stream-of-consciousness posting.  None of his highlighted points ever happened under a Republican administration.  Not even close.

It's the same big government SHIT they've been foisting on us since before Wilson.

Sure, they are offering to slow it down, but crap like 'repeal and replace healthcare', and 'reform FNMA' are just more of the same shit.

Let's see - Congress has mucked around in the healthcare market enough and fucked it completely up. Why don't you get the hell out of it and let the market fix the mess YOU assholes made.

Reform FNMA/Freedie? Repeal the CRA and abolish them and stay the hell out of the housing market. That's what we NEED. If they remain, we'll just have more 'tinkering' with the housing market.

Nowhere do I see abolishment of the institutions that both Democrats and Republicans have created, and which now rule over us a tyrannies.

What a joke, but it's exactly what I expected. The mood of the country right now is such radical change could be accomplished, but, then, where would all the beureaucrats and staffers go to work. The Republicans like big government just like the Dems do.

Time for the States and people to engage in civil disobedience or open revolt.

A-hem!!

I miss the Ramones.  My greatest regret is that I never saw them play live.

 creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite

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Fascinating.

"The  demand  that  defective  people  be prevented  from  propagating  equally  defective  offspring. . .  represents  the  most humane  act  of  mankind." - Adolph Hitler  (Mein  Kampf,  vol. 1,  ch. 10)

". . .we  prefer  the  policy  of  immediate  sterilizarion,   of   making   sure  that  parenthood  is   ' absolutely   prohibed '   to   the   feeble-minded." - Margaret  Sanger - Founder  of   Planned  Parenthood   (The  Pivot  of  Civilization,   p102)

Most  people  today  think  that  Planned  Parenthood  and  Nazi  Germany  have  little   in  common.     Their  histories   show   otherwise.     Margaret  Sanger,   the  founder   of   Planned   Parenthood,   subscribe to  a  Hitlerian   philosophy   of  Eugenics - the  science  of   improving   "racial  health"   by  socially  engineering human  reproduction.     Both  Hitler  and  the   founders  of  Planned   Parenthood   advocate   birth  control,  sterilization,  and  segregation  in  concentration  camps  for  the   "unfit."

The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. Like how those black panthers intimidated those white voters.

There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations. Kinda like the national military force Obama wanted to build.

Before her state Rep position she was the chief aide to Cathy McMorris Rogers.

Cathy's a hottie in her own right.  Yet Dingy Harry thinks Gillibrand is the epitome of hotness.  Wow.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 22, 2010 07:36 PM (c0A3e)

< Kratos, that is my concern as well. However, if folks like Paul Ryan become key committe chairs and we can keep Boehner committed to what he said on the floor of the house before the vote, Obamacare hopefully will not be replaced by something else.   

_{I miss the Ramones.  My greatest regret is that I never saw them play live.}

Damn, that sucks.

Growing up in NY, we were spoiled for Ramones shows.  I smoked many a joint with a Ramone in my youth. 

I missed Zappa. 

Had tickets twice, once I went to see Ozzy, the other time I went to a Dead show. 

259 Obsession with Crime and Punishment
Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.

Show us one example where any of your cut and pastes happened in real life.  Just one.  Imagine the credibility you'll have!  Execpt you can't can you?  Go ahead, scan the Interwebs and find an example of any one of these things happening under a Republican.  We'll wait.

Alexis de Toqueville saw this entire load of bullshit coming 150 years ago:

Dr. Samuel Gregg of The Acton Institute for the Study of Religion and Liberty (a religious^[1] institute), explains:

In Democracy in America, Tocqueville suggested that democracy was capable of breeding its own form of despotism, albeit one without the edges of Jacobin or Bonapartist dictatorship with which Europeans were all too familiar. The book spoke of “an immense protective power” which took all responsibility for everyone's happiness-just so long as this power remained “sole agent and judge of it.” This power, Tocqueville wrote, would “resemble parental authority” but would try to keep people “in perpetual childhood” by relieving people “from all the trouble of thinking and all the cares of living.”

Such circumstances might arise, Tocqueville noted, if democracy's progress was accompanied by demands for a leveling of social conditions. The danger was that an obsession with equality was very compatible with increasingly centralized state-power. Leveling social conditions, Tocqueville observed, usually involved using the state to subvert those intermediate associations that reflected social differences, but also limited government-power.

Tocqueville's vision of “soft-despotism” is thus one of arrangements that mutually corrupt citizens and the democratic state. Citizens vote for those politicians who promise to use the state to give them whatever they want. The political-class delivers, so long as citizens do whatever it says is necessary to provide for everyone's desires. The “softness” of this despotism consists of people's voluntary surrender of their liberty and their tendency to look habitually to the state for their needs.^[2]

Directly from Wikipoedia

It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders. Sorta like the way that Jefferson guy stuffed $10,000 in his freezer. Or how Obama stole money from Chevrolet's bond holders.

Damn, that sucks.  Growing up in NY, we were spoiled for Ramones shows.  I smoked many a joint with a Ramone in my youth. 

I have every one of their albums and know the words to pretty much every song they ever made.  Wart Hog and Animal Boy are two of my favorites.

270 Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.

Blackford Oaks already posted that one, douchebag. 

Statement of Secretary Janet Napolitano before the United States Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs, "Nine Years After 9/11: Confronting the Terrorist Threat to the Homeland"

"The terrorist threat changes quickly, and we have observed important changes in the threat even since this Committee convened a similar hearing last year. The threat is evolving in several ways that make it more difficult for law enforcement or the intelligence community to detect and disrupt plots...

"The threats come from a broader array of groups and regions. It comes from a wider variety of harder-to-detect tactics. And it is aimed at harder-to-secure places than before."

273 For Wyatt.

Whoo hoo!  Perfect song for their fast tracks.

284 Connnsssss, are fascists, admit it

Fascism will come to America wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.
Aheemmm..

Still waiting on an example, piss flap.

264 232 211 < Kratos, that is my concern as well. However, if folks like Paul Ryan become key committe chairs and we can keep Boehner committed to what he said on the floor of the house before the vote, Obamacare hopefully will not be replaced by something else.   

IIRC, they are saying that Ryan will most likely be chairing the Committee on the Budget.

_{Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 22, 2010 07:47 PM (xy9wk)}

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms, man!

Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even character assassination of opposition candidates, like the engineered smears against Sarah Palin.

Dammit. They left out the part about prohibiting congress from exempting themselves from the laws that they stick everyone else with.

Bastards.

It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders. Sorta like the way that Jefferson guy stuffed $10,000 in his freezer. Or how Obama stole money from Chevrolet's bond holders.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:46 PM (JNigo)

Jesse Jackson Jr! The Kennedys! Obama's chicago cronies! That's very true.

I thought fascism had already come as a big blue D wrapped in a 2000 page healthcare bill and carrying a copy of Rules for Radicals?

Connnnssss my precious....yes they fascists is my precious....stole it they did from us....make them pay we will precious...

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:51 PM (JNigo)

The ACORN frauds  were really infuriating. Im with you brutha.

"290 Fraudulent Elections"

Oh look!

A trunk full of ballots!

Go ACORN!

Sarah

That's it?  A first name?  That's all you got?  Nothing else?  No facts to back up your sound, reasoned argument?  Just Palin's first name?  Bawahahahahahaha!

'Those days'...being when this only came from dirty hippies.  You know, the kind you could bitch slap in a public. 

Now it comes from a bunch of litigious hipster asswipes and trustifarians droning on about the merits of collectivism.

I miss the Ramones.  My greatest regret is that I never saw them play live.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 22, 2010 07:40 PM (zgZzy)

Well, at least you can still see them play dead.

Someone in the early 1990s asked George Harrison if a Beatles reunion concert was in the works.  "As long as John Lennon remains dead," he replied, "I view the prospect as highly unlikely."

Ya know,  I'm hoping that some day we can support "business" instead of only supporting "small business".

A big business is a small business that was successful.

That's beautiful. I'm going to use it.

I often question leftists when they start going on about how big businesses are evil, "at exactly what point does the saintly small business turn into an evil big business in your mind?" 

Well, at least you can still see them play dead.

Too soon!!! 

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms, man!

Posted by: I miss those days at September 22, 2010 07:51 PM (gHX8g)

War is Not Healthy For Children and Other Living Things.

 labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed .

If they are so severely supressed, how is it that most government workers belong to a union? Answer me you stupid fuck.

Posted by: rls at September 22, 2010 07:53 PM (hS3ai)

Cutting to 0 in one step is an increment. A big one, but still an increment.

Sounds like GWB is caught up on some ideas from the sixties, man!!!

I often question leftists when they start going on about how big businesses are evil, "at exactly what point does the saintly small business turn into an evil big business in your mind?" 

Posted by: Max Entropy at September 22, 2010 07:55 PM (la18

About the time it doesn't give a big campaign donation, I think.

@315: "War is Not Healthy For Children and Other Living Things."

If It Wasn't For War, You Wouldn't Know What Peace Is

319 Rinse and repeat. The truth is much cleaner.

Does someone have a troll to English dictionary?  This ass hammock isn't making any sense or citing examples to back up his douchebaggery.

Cathy's a hottie in her own right.  Yet Dingy Harry thinks Gillibrand is the epitome of hotness.  Wow.

Agree.  I think if she wins, I'm going to volunteer to be her congressional page.  I'll tell her that she can send me all the naughty emails she wants to. 

325 Connsss suckkk....

Wow, that is really a terrific insult.  I guess I'll change to Democrat now.  Fuckmouth.

[Hey, did you guys know that I know who John Ryan Jr is? That's right. I have a picture of him right in front of me. Guess what? He's a sociology professor. And he's in his 60's or 70's. Bwahahahahah! -TB]

Cutting to 0 in one step is an increment. A big one, but still an increment.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2010 07:57 PM (z1N6a)

337
am I talking to myself, here?

Don't know the song.  Sorry, chief.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:59 PM (JNigo)

As the VAST majority of Cons are heterosexual, wouldn't only the Female Cons suck?

/looks confused...

And as most of the Homosexuals are Liberals, wouldn't more Liberals suck, than Cons?

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 22, 2010 08:01 PM (uCjoj)

You know Harry, as a sort of physics buff, I'd recommend you just watch.  If you tried to join in, you'd get squashed like a bug.

Posted by: rls at September 22, 2010 08:02 PM (hS3ai)

Alexander the Great untied the Gordian Knot by cutting it with his sword.

Infringement of Rights

It's bad and stuff.  Especially when my mom bogarts my animal porn.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 22, 2010 08:02 PM (23kaI)

That, and stop the Tax break for business for Health Insurance, and give it to individuals instead... divorcing working for a big company, from the Tax break...

Beacuse us folks who are self employed, get hosed...

Roll Call says it's heavy on spending cuts and light on social issues.

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 22, 2010 07:59 PM (/ebqR)

--You mean that one about sunblock that sounds like a commencement speech?

342 Once we know that people are human and there's some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them.

Food goes in here.  (Points to belly.)

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 08:04 PM (JNigo)

(JNigo)?

Barack? Is that you bruth-uh?

Not realistic nor pragmatic.....you have to unravel it from the end just like it was put together....a good start would be both of the DOE's (Energy and Education) and rolling back the bureaucracies.

A lot of that shit's flammable, isn't it?

The primary difficulty I see with "The Pledge to America" is that a GOP House will be limited according to how many colleagues that have in the Senate. Otherwise, they may find themselves repeatedly writing bills that don't mean anything.

Secondary problem is that people are so angry right now that they want everything changed here and now. It's going to take more than one election cycle to undue the damage Obama has wrought, so I think assuming that this is all going to take place in a fortnight is only going to leave us frustrated.

Infringement of Rights

yes the right to choose our healthcare plan. the right to our doctor. the right to eat salt and have an icecream, the right to breathe ir and not be charged for frkn breathing

351 Ok cons like repetition lets start over:

I like repeatedly skull-fucking your mother.  Does that count?

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms, man!

Posted by: I miss those days at September 22, 2010 07:51 PM (gHX8g)

Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2010 07:34 PM (D18z1)

Don't see where she has denied this yet. Could it be?

Posted by: willow at September 22, 2010 08:07 PM (8fK1n)

Come on.... its OK to INHALE... just don't Exhale...

the right to breathe ir and not be charged for frkn breathing

That'll be $5, please.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 08:08 PM (JNigo)

Yet strangly enough, everything you have posted, is being done by the Obama administration...

How... interesting...

Because us folks who are self employed, get hosed... Posted by: Romeo13

366 Cons are fascists. Let me count the ways...

Raycons suck can't produce an example.  Let me count the times we asked him.

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 22, 2010 08:08 PM (waTiq) 

This one?

If It Wasn't For War, You Wouldn't Know What Peace Is

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 22, 2010 07:59 PM (xy9wk)

Peace is an abstraction that humans have accepted because there have been brief periods between wars.

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 22, 2010 08:02 PM (/ebqR)

< Dude, trying to help but, I'm on my umpteenth budweiser and soon switching to bourbon . . . keep wanting to say Paul Simon.   And now The Who just came up on the i-pod, Eminence Front - great fricking guitar intro.  A great theme song for Obama's presidency.

That's WA-03 .

Posted by: Chris in Va at September 22, 2010 07:35 PM (uCjoj)

Like I was even paying attention to the district... gaaaawwwdd.

366 Barack Obama reminds me of the lover I never had.

Yeah. Me too.

378 Ace cut me off again.

Sure he did.

Yeah. Me too.

Posted by: Ann Dunham at September 22, 2010 08:12 PM (wFMDa)

--That's not my name.

Daddy gave me a boy's name.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 22, 2010 06:32 PM (JNV96)

They said "tort reforms" on Special Report."

Posted by: JNigo at September 22, 2010 08:12 PM 

No, that was me.

Posted by: JNigo at September 22, 2010 08:12 PM 

No, that was me.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at September 22, 2010 08:15 PM (23kaI)

Use tweezers and a microscope?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 07:33 PM (JNigo)

GWB, I don't think we could get kids any dumber than they currently get at American universities, taught by douchebag - D profs.  And by propaganda, do you mean that moron caught on tape that was on the public dole to encourage artists to keep making ZeroCare art, funded by the NEA? 

Oh, that's right.  He had to resign when Breitbart/Beck outed him.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 08:16 PM (JNigo)

Word

Posted by: Chris in Va at September 22, 2010 08:16 PM (uCjoj)

What a loser!

Are we really gonna let this tool repeat every single bullet point on this thread again and again?  Someone please cut him off at the knees.

386 They said "tort reforms" on Special Report."

So they're going with The Roadmap?

It's going to be interesting to see how they handle this, since Bush 43 proposed tort reform and the Republican House and Senate balked. Though we have more conservative leaders in the current Congress, so we shall see.

Barack, Barack. MmmMMmm mmmMMM

Barack Obaaaaama gonna save us. Yes he will. He is chocolatey and delicious and super super smart.

mmmmMMM Barack Barack. MM MMm Mmmm

Cons! Without a government hand up, how am I supposed to get a place of my own where I can have the kind of privacy I need to treat my love doll to a classy candle lit dinner AWAY from Mom's prying eyes?

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 22, 2010 08:20 PM (waTiq)

--That's all I got.  I know not of any original; that's the onliest one I've heard.

"Posted by: George W Bush at September 22, 2010 08:25 PM (JNigo) "

Yo!  J Negro!

Did I say you could stop sucking my tiny balls?

Now get back to work fuck-muzzle.

Posted by: nickless at September 22, 2010 08:24 PM (MMC8r)

So I have your vote?

Hahahahaha! Oh, man! That was a GOOD one! Almost as good a Jon Stewart joke! I love Jon Stewart! He really gives it to the cons!!! Oh, man!

You're on fire J Negro!

Holy shit, what a stupid troll...

Propaganda...dumbing down education....

THAT IS THE LEFT IN AMERICA.  I'm a public school teacher, and I see it every single day. 

I've personally been singled out and given a "talking to" for requiring HONORS students to read eight novels (over the course of a school year) from a selection of about thirty classics ( Twain, Orwell, Cather, Steinbeck, Aldous Huxley, etc..).

My leftist administrators told me that kids should be able to read whatever they want - every book is equally valid.  Our district's "literacy coordinator" is a Berkeley grad, and she accused me of "attempting to separate and discriminate against the less-abled readers."  This was in an HONORS class. 

I love working with kids, and I love being a teacher, but people are absolutely right to be infuriated with the public education system.  There are still some fantastic public schools, but many have been hijacked by leftist morons.  These people DESPISE anything associated with tradition, history, or Western cultural values - they are total and complete nihilists. 

There was a tomato and he was the dad tomato and his kid tomato was walking too slow behind him and his dad said, Son! It's a good thing Obama gave you health care until you're 26 or I'd kick you out!

Hahahaha!

well, had a day off work today and read almost every comment on the AoSHQ today.

 i have came to this conclusion. you people are very smart, very funny, and way out there on the crazyness side.

that said........  i'm old. i smoke the best blond sinsemilla weed in the world. i'm talking High Times Mag. centerfold good buds........ and drink beer on my days off. but you people blow me away with the shit you come up with to say. you are never boring and almost always put a smile on my face. thanks Morons.

that said........  i'm old. i smoke the best blond sinsemilla weed in the world. i'm talking High Times Mag. centerfold good buds........ and drink beer on my days off. but you people blow me away with the shit you come up with to say. you are never boring and almost always put a smile on my face. thanks Morons.

Posted by: Racefan at September 22, 2010 08:48 PM (Pn2oB)

--'Tis a pleasure for all of us, I'm sure.

- Require congressional approval for any new federal regulation that would add to the deficit.

I WISH it was huge.  Sadly there are similar mandates already in place and I've watched plenty of regulations issued which simply do lip service to it.  You can see now at the end of new regulations those sections which state "this regulation doesn't significantly impact X" and "this regulation doesn't do Y" and it's just a lie.   They know it probably won't be challenged in court.

Mostly for my diary.

Roll Call says it's heavy on spending cuts and light on social issues.

There's the addicts talking again. The Constitution does not authorize the Federal Government to do 'social'. The last 80 years we have drifted farther and farther from original intent and along the way we have a greater and greater number of leeches and their enablers in the population. We could delete 80% of the Federal Government if we trimmed back to the enumerated powers.

In the meantime the government-as-'cargo' junkies will be screaming for their ever increasing dose of cargo. It will get very ugly.