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June 10, 2010

The Globe: In Deathbed Statement, Gary Coleman Claims His Death Was Murder!!!
— Ace

Okay, that's not really the story I'm linking.

I am headlining this post with that to give you some context about the sorts of stories The Globe (UK) "breaks."

So that you have context -- indicia of reliability -- for the real story I'm linking:

I would love that to be true, but again, I direct you to Gary Coleman: IT WAS MURDER!

I'm linking it because 1, it's funny, and 2, until I link it I'm going to get a lot of tips about it, and 3, seriously, it's funny, and it's worth linking for the sockpuppeting alone.

Thanks to DougS.

Al Gore's "Partner"? Makes sense.

Correction: Not the Globe UK. I thought it was the British version of the Globe but it's just the one at your local supermarket. The one that does the Obama-is-Gay stories, too.

Posted by: Ace at 02:44 PM | Comments (259)
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1 I had sssexual relationsss with Nikki Haley, I put my privatess into her unmentionablesss.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 02:46 PM (66DVY)

2 ace, you wanna stay far away from the Globe

bad ju-ju and much craziness there is there........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 10, 2010 02:46 PM (JrRME)

3 Are you saying Gary Coleman wasn't murdered?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 10, 2010 02:47 PM (xO+6C)

4 Yeah, I know, but... Everyone is going to get this email tip in 48 hours and so, what, I pretend I don't know about it and stuff? Better to just say, "Okay, here it is, you've all seen it."

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2010 02:47 PM (66DVY)

5 Al Gore raped me! He kept calling me Gaia and how much he loved me.

Posted by: a hole in a tree at June 10, 2010 02:47 PM (oVQFe)

6 Oh dear!

Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 10, 2010 02:48 PM (DHNp4)

7 Charles Johnson broke this story, ace!!! eleventy!!!

Posted by: Y-not at June 10, 2010 02:48 PM (Kn9r7)

So Al Gore murdered Gary Coleman over their gay love affair?

That's dynamite Ace!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 10, 2010 02:48 PM (oIp16)

9 damn i love this website

Posted by: Village Idiot at June 10, 2010 02:49 PM (utXSy)

10 I'd hit it. Only this time, I'll make sure I keep proof.

Posted by: Will Folks at June 10, 2010 02:50 PM (mIIVr)

11 Stop staring at me!

Posted by: Larry Marcant at June 10, 2010 02:50 PM (ZXnUe)

12 Global Faaaaaaaaaabulousness!

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 10, 2010 02:50 PM (yUybe)

13 So Gaia is a dude? How Gaia.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 02:51 PM (0QJjg)

14 MORE GLOBE MAGAZINE, PLEASE:

It's the story and pictures all America is talking about! Sitcom legend Gary Coleman was the victim of shocking foul play, a top investigator says after examining blood splatter evidence found at the pint-sized actor's Utah home after he was discovered lying on the kitchen floor with a gaping head wound. Find out why the CSI analyst insists the Diff'rent Strokes star was murdered - and see the surprising last photos of bandaged Coleman and his ex-wife Shannon Price taken in his hospital room just hours befor

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 10, 2010 02:51 PM (JrRME)

15 Whachu talkin' bout, Ace?

Posted by: Zombie Gary Coleman at June 10, 2010 02:51 PM (MMC8r)

Larry Marchand, you devil!

Posted by: Entropy at June 10, 2010 02:51 PM (eL+YD)

17 No. Yes. America spends twice as much money on gay affairs as we do on prison marriages. So yes.

Posted by: Alvin M. Greene at June 10, 2010 02:52 PM (x7Ao8)

18 Oh, and.....

Brrrrraaaaaaaaainnnnnns!

Posted by: Zombie Gary Coleman at June 10, 2010 02:52 PM (MMC8r)

19 Has will folks weighed in on this yet?

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 02:52 PM (p302b)

20 So Tipper murdered Gary Coleman in a jealous rage over the affair he was having with Al Gore?

Is that what you're saying?

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 10, 2010 02:52 PM (H6Jyg)

21 But how do we know its not true Ace?

Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2010 02:52 PM (6taRI)

22 It takes, diff'rent "strokes" to move the world.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 02:52 PM (0QJjg)

23 I believe in Gore-Balls Warming.

Posted by: Al Gore's Bitch-Slave at June 10, 2010 02:53 PM (MMC8r)

24 21 But how do we know its not true Ace?

Yeah, how?

Remember in the movie Men in Black how the supermarket tabloids were considered to be "the best damn reporting on the planet"?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 02:54 PM (c0A3e)

25 "Bono In France With Lance!"

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 02:54 PM (p302b)

26 UND GLOBE, NOCH EIN MAL:

Golden Girl Betty White coldly snubbed co-star Rue McClanahan on her deathbed, stunned pals reveal in a blockbuster story you'll find only in GLOBE. Our special report bares Rue's brave fight for life and the outrageous reason Betty didn't see her dying friend.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 10, 2010 02:54 PM (JrRME)

Posted by: Gary Coleman Behind the Camp Wire in at June 10, 2010 02:54 PM (m8nvD)

28 For this , I'm e-mailing you a pic of my junk .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 10, 2010 02:54 PM (NuAIL)

I've been wondering about this since that famous on-stage kiss with Tipper. I've never seen a cadidate make such a public display of affection, and it made me wonder why he felt that was necessary.

Yeah, the Globe isn't a reliable source. But were it true, it would fit.

Posted by: theCork at June 10, 2010 02:55 PM (zL5Q1)

30 Gore hasn't denied his marriage ended due to a gay affair so what's he hiding?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 10, 2010 02:55 PM (xO+6C)

31 Well let's just say he never made me strain with the weight

Posted by: The Loafers at June 10, 2010 02:55 PM (DHNp4)

32 Avenge me, boys! Avenge meeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Gary Coleman Behind the Camp Wire in "Red Dawn" at June 10, 2010 02:55 PM (m8nvD)

33 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! In five years, The Globe projected to be bigger than the NYTimes! And thrice as factual!

Posted by: Delivery Boy for The Globe at June 10, 2010 02:55 PM (swuwV)

34 I was hoping the Weekly World News would have a story about Al having a three-way with Bat Boy, Duckmoeba and the Abominable Snow Bagel.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 10, 2010 02:55 PM (wd0Iq)

35 I know I've been taking the fall for a lot of things lately, but it definitely wasn't me!!!

He's one of a few people from my I administration I absolutely would not have sexual relations with!

Posted by: The Clenis at June 10, 2010 02:55 PM (37vua)

36 Al Gore is gay.

It just sorta rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? It fits.

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at June 10, 2010 02:56 PM (k4bdL)

Golden Girls? Yecch.

Imagine Gary Coleman getting lost in the vast acreage of Bea Arthur's silver bush.

Poor fella.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 02:56 PM (0QJjg)

38 We should have fun with this headline:

Jealous Michelle Goes Berserk Wookie!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 02:56 PM (c0A3e)

39 Wait till the follow up story when the Globe has a tearful picture of Camilla Parker Bowles with the caption "I thought I was the only man in Charle's life!" when they disclose Al Gore's steamy affair with Prince Charles.

Seriously, they have pictures.

Posted by: Rocks at June 10, 2010 02:56 PM (WVbNY)

40 It wasn't a gay affair. It was a mohair goat. Ask Weiner about that shit. He knows.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 02:57 PM (ZXnUe)

Since when it it "gay" to be in love with yourself? Anyway, Tipper has been looking a bit too much lately, dontch think. Al Gore, gay... maybe Sully can get his head out of Palin's womb for a hour and give Al an internal hotfoot, just to be sure. Besides, is there that much difference between "earth lover" and "mud lover"..?

Ah, this is too easy, like making fun of Hillary's thiiiiighs.

Posted by: Ira at June 10, 2010 02:57 PM (bJm7W)

42 Al Gore's steamy affair with Prince Charles.

Chuck's sounding kinda Muslim at this point; the sex tape probably involves a goat.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 10, 2010 02:58 PM (mR7mk)

43 I refuse to believe Algore was in a gay affair because I give gay men more credit than that.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 10, 2010 02:58 PM (0onAO)

44 If this were true, wouldn't somebody's gaydar have gone off by now?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 02:58 PM (0QJjg)

45 Not me, nope, I'm straight. I'm not really into pudgy widdle teddy bears anyway.

Posted by: Larry "Straight as the Meander" Marchant at June 10, 2010 02:59 PM (wOtDN)

46 Coleman was murdered

Posted by: YRM at June 10, 2010 02:59 PM (38UQ3)

So, is there a not yet dry cleaned blue suit hanging in his closet with an incriminating stain on it then?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2010 02:59 PM (RZ8pf)

48 Gore refused to do me, so yeah, gay.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 10, 2010 02:59 PM (xO+6C)

49 The thing is, I totally believe it is possible. I said from the start that you do not split up in that income bracket unless someone is spending too much time vacuuming the pool (boy.)

and he always struck me as a six pack half a bottle of ChÃ¢teauneuf-du-Pape away from a bj.

Posted by: The Loafers at June 10, 2010 03:00 PM (DHNp4)

50

It just sorta rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? It fits.

It really would explain a lot of the pathologies.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 10, 2010 03:00 PM (fx8sm)

51 So, is there a not yet dry cleaned blue suit hanging in his closet with an incriminating stain on it then? Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2010 06:59 PM (RZ8pf) Uh, no, why would you even ask such a racist question?

Posted by: A Really Sweaty and Nervous Larry Marchant at June 10, 2010 03:00 PM (wOtDN)

52 That sexy bastard deserves to be divorced from that female person. Now we can run off to the rain forest and make sweet love to the music of Sting.

Posted by: RAWMassaGlutes at June 10, 2010 03:00 PM (5nyPy)

53 "Shannon Price: I Was Gary's Common-Law Wife"

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:00 PM (p302b)

Al Gore raped me! He kept calling me Gaia and how much he loved me.

Excelsior! I'm super serial.

Posted by: Manbearpig at June 10, 2010 03:01 PM (cniXs)

OT -- Drudge:

ASS DRAGGING: OBAMA TO MEET BP CHAIRMAN ON JUNE 16

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 03:01 PM (0QJjg)

56 And as far as Gary Coleman being murdered, can G H W Bush, Rove, Cheney, and Mark Steyn prove that they WEREN'T in on the conspiracy? I -- THINK -- NOT --- (note extra dash at end for added seriousness.)

Posted by: Ira at June 10, 2010 03:01 PM (bJm7W)

57 It just sorta rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? It fits.

Ewwwwww.

Posted by: nine coconuts at June 10, 2010 03:01 PM (DHNp4)

58 you do not split up in that income bracket unless someone is spending too much time vacuuming the pool (boy.)

I still think it's a ploy to salvage some of his ill-gotten carbon fraud gains before the SEC freezes his assets...but the gay thing is way more fun.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 10, 2010 03:01 PM (mR7mk)

59 I like the "they did it to preserve their wealth scenario" besides didn't he go to theology school, he wouldn't lie, would he?

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:02 PM (p302b)

60 Al Gore is what? Yeah, and I'm gay.

Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 10, 2010 03:03 PM (5lF0K)

Now we can run off to the rain forest and make sweet love to the music of Sting.

Or naked on a bearskin rug in front of the fire whilst sipping orange cappuccinos.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 03:03 PM (0QJjg)

62 I'm gonna guess Leonardo DiCaprio is the other man.

Posted by: multiuseless at June 10, 2010 03:03 PM (fapxb)

63 It's all because Tipper wouldn't dress up as ManBearPig and pillage me with a Hockey Stick. She's so uptight and frigid. Next thing you know she'll be blathering about music destroying teenage lives. I needed some Global Warming in the bedroom, dammit!

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:03 PM (erlfI)

64 >>>If this were true, wouldn't somebody's gaydar have gone off by now? I assume you're being ironic.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2010 03:03 PM (66DVY)

65 Chuck's sounding kinda Muslim at this point; the sex tape probably involves a goat.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 10, 2010 06:58 PM (mR7mk)

It's the burqa that Charles really likes. The site of him in one is what first turned Al Gore on. Charles is the only person on the planet with a plaid burqa.

Posted by: Rocks at June 10, 2010 03:03 PM (WVbNY)

66 ABC news is reporting that the prez spent an hour with the families of the 11 killed during the rig accident. They said he spoke to each family separately and listened to their concerns and everything they had to say.

It's about time...

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:03 PM (p302b)

67 John Edwards will channel the spirit of their dead marriage to find the troof.

For $7,000,000.

Posted by: sifty at June 10, 2010 03:03 PM (5nyPy)

68 59 I like the "they did it to preserve their wealth scenario" besides didn't he go to theology school, he wouldn't lie, would he?

He flunked out of divinity school IIRC.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 03:03 PM (c0A3e)

69 Didn't Andy-Dandy Sullivan just announce on Maher's show that everyone in Washington knew that Algore had the biggest and most deliciously fearsome "package" in town?

And now we know how Sullivan and "everyone" (defined as the Washington D.C. Gay Men's Choir) knew about Al "Three Legged" Gore.

Posted by: DelD at June 10, 2010 03:04 PM (asikV)

70 Robert Reich starring in...

The Gary Coleman Story

Posted by: Barbarian at June 10, 2010 03:04 PM (EL+OC)

Manbearsullivan

Posted by: Editor at June 10, 2010 03:04 PM (00sgz)

72 Now that I think of it, The Globe this week claimed (front page) that Sarah Ferguson (you know, the Royal Brit Bit with the Bigguns) has been having affaris for CA$H, tyhat two tycoons paid her $450,000. Who'd pay that kind of money for an affair with that..? Nope, can't believe the Globe anymore (okay, Gore and Bill Clinton are rich, so maybe.)

Posted by: Ira at June 10, 2010 03:04 PM (bJm7W)

73 I called this one in 1995. It's the lisp.

Posted by: sifty at June 10, 2010 03:04 PM (5nyPy)

>>>If this were true, wouldn't somebody's gaydar have gone off by now?

I assume you're being ironic.

No, I'm just dense about such matters.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 03:04 PM (0QJjg)

If this were true, wouldn't somebody's gaydar have gone off by now?

Heh. He fried mine.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 10, 2010 03:06 PM (5lF0K)

76 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Posted by: Ace's Gaydar on Al Gore Since 1997 at June 10, 2010 03:06 PM (66DVY)

77 Al Gore To Marry Lady Gaia - Little Green Blogger Distraught That The Globe Didn't Credit Tipper

Posted by: The Globe at June 10, 2010 03:06 PM (swuwV)

78 66 ABC news is reporting that the prez spent an hour with the families of the 11 killed during the rig accident. They said he spoke to each family separately and listened to their concerns and everything they had to say.

Only took him, what, 2 months?

/I hate this man with a perfect hatred.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 03:06 PM (c0A3e)

79 Al Gore isn't really gay. He's just invented a new type of sex.

Posted by: Rocks at June 10, 2010 03:06 PM (WVbNY)

80 Maybe Tommy Lee Jones knows something we don't.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 03:06 PM (0QJjg)

81 O/T I just loves me some angry Bobby Jindal. Dream cage match: Jindal - Barry. Awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2010 03:06 PM (UOM48)

82 Do ghey robots exist?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 03:07 PM (c0A3e)

Al Gore raped me! He kept calling me Gaia and how much he loved me.

Ahem.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Warcock at June 10, 2010 03:07 PM (cniXs)

84 After I conceded, she left him.

Posted by: Al Gore's Belt at June 10, 2010 03:07 PM (OThQg)

Algore had the biggest and most deliciously fearsome "package" in town?

Cough. ahem.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Warcock at June 10, 2010 03:08 PM (cniXs)

One thin September soon
A floating pool boy disappears
In middle afternoon

Genitalia rise as
Fever settles on an acid cabana futon
Neptune's bone dissolves

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:08 PM (t72+4)

Man, what Cabana boy wouldn't melt his ice cubes to "Some September Soon"?

Posted by: William at June 10, 2010 03:08 PM (77TeU)

88 Dream cage match slap-fest: Al Gore vs. Larry Marchant

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2010 03:09 PM (UOM48)

89 What respectable gay man would be involved with that tired, fat old nelly?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 10, 2010 03:09 PM (ZtwUX)

90 Right now, I want you to picture me, completely naked, my puffy, pasty body glistening with sweat as I have carnal relations with another man.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:09 PM (W5NBA)

I know "Bear" is gay slang. I know "Pig" is gay slang. But "Man"? Nothing gay there. So close.

Posted by: William at June 10, 2010 03:10 PM (77TeU)

92 66 ABC news is reporting that the prez spent an hour with the families of the 11 killed during the rig accident.

There were people killed in the rig accident?

Posted by: 99.9999% of Leftists Bitching About Pelicans at June 10, 2010 03:10 PM (m8nvD)

93 PALOMINO!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 10, 2010 03:10 PM (LvBq/)

94 "Obama to meet BP Chairman at White House June 16"Hmmm he sure heard the brits............

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:10 PM (p302b)

Neptune's bone dissolves

Beautimous!

Posted by: g at June 10, 2010 03:11 PM (Kj8VC)

96 Funny you should post this because I had a dream just the other night where Al and I were stuck in the Washington Monument. We couldn't get out but then suddenly the whole thing started shaking up and down and both of us shot right out the tip of it.

What do you think that means?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 10, 2010 03:11 PM (X/Lqh)

97 What respectable gay man would be involved with that tired, fat old nelly?

You rang?

Posted by: Sulli at June 10, 2010 03:12 PM (mR7mk)

98 You bastards .... sob ..... leave Manbearpig alone ...... sob .

Posted by: chris croker at June 10, 2010 03:12 PM (NuAIL)

99 44 If this were true, wouldn't somebody's gaydar have gone off by now?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 06:58 PM (0QJjg)

Not if that gaydar signal is being jammed by a much stronger asshole signal return.

I always thought that Gore had much too high of an asshole to noise ratio.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 10, 2010 03:13 PM (oIp16)

100

Not only am I gay, I invented being gay.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:13 PM (t72+4)

101
I'm sure the whole time Barky was honoring the families of the dead oil rig workers, he was thinking, "Damn. I'm gonna be late for my hoops with my bro's, and Michelle's gonna kick some ass...mine, if I'm late for cocktails and wagyu. I wonder if my face looks sad/serious enough? Shit."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2010 03:14 PM (UOM48)

102

82 Do ghey robots exist?

Is the Pope Catholic? Do bears play football in Chicago? Is Al Gore a big fat fraud who wants to destroy the earth for letting Bush become president? I let the facks speak for themselfes.

Posted by: Ira at June 10, 2010 03:14 PM (bJm7W)

103

Damn, Ace is being an ass kicker today. Nice work ace.

Posted by: robtr at June 10, 2010 03:14 PM (fwSHf)

104 Oh, welcome to the 1980's, everyone.

Posted by: Albert Gore III at June 10, 2010 03:14 PM (00sgz)

105

I have a toy robot, but it's not ghey.

It's up in my room.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 03:15 PM (0QJjg)

106

Al has always had my Gayger Counter pegged at 'Super Fabulous'. He set phasers to 'Stunning!' a long time ago.

Posted by: gator at June 10, 2010 03:15 PM (XBdMr)

107 Do bears play football in Chicago?

That's been up for debate the last few seasons. *snicker*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 10, 2010 03:15 PM (mR7mk)

108

Now wait a minute! Don't try to pawn him off on us now! You heteros gotta own him.

We are having enough time trying live down Rosie and Andi Sullivan.

(and don't even think about giving us Obama... just cuz he throws like a girl and wears mom jeans... sheesh!)

Posted by: Log Cabin at June 10, 2010 03:15 PM (HSLVJ)

109

_{Not only am I gay, I invented being gay.}

See you when the Gerbils run,in Spetember, Al.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at June 10, 2010 03:15 PM (Kj8VC)

110 Gore invented streaming gay porn.

Posted by: Beto at June 10, 2010 03:15 PM (H+LJc)

111 "Abby has all of the equipment on board to survive a crisis situation like this. She has a dry suit, survival suit, life raft, and ditch bag with emergency supplies. If she can keep warm and hang on, help will be there as soon as possible. Wild Eyes is designed for travel in the Southern Ocean and is equipped with 5 air-tight bulkheads to keep her buoyant in the event of major hull damage. It is built to Category 0 standards and is designed to self-right in the event of capsize.

Thank you for all of your kind emails and calls. We appreciate your prayers and support.

We will update as soon as there is some news. "

If everyone prays maybe we can have a real miracle.

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:16 PM (p302b)

112

I invented the internet so just i could log on and watch some hot man on man action in the privacy of my own home. When you're Al Gore it ain't like you can just sashay into the gay section at your local video store and pick up something tasty to watch.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:16 PM (t72+4)

113 So there's a Running of the Gerbils now?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 03:16 PM (0QJjg)

114 We only did it for the money. We swear. Those orgasms were all faked.

Posted by: Al Gore and Peter North at June 10, 2010 03:17 PM (wOtDN)

115 Algore: O look, a beautiful rainbow!

Obama: Do me on it!

Posted by: sifty at June 10, 2010 03:18 PM (5nyPy)

116 "113 So there's a Running of the Gerbils now?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2010 07:16 PM (0QJjg)"

If it's anything like the running of the bulls it's downright dangerous.

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:18 PM (p302b)

117 You what would make this more fun? Cake. (Norm McDonald used to say that on his ABC sitcom c 2000, the one that was funny, which is why it got lousy reviews.)

Posted by: Ira at June 10, 2010 03:18 PM (bJm7W)

118

Fire Island.

First Weekend in September.

Books Early. Rates are at a premium. Pool Boys fill up fast.

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 10, 2010 03:19 PM (Kj8VC)

119 ABC news is reporting that the prez spent an hour with the families of the 11 killed during the rig accident.

Wow. 5.45 minutes per family. Impressive.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2010 03:19 PM (E4Pj8)

120 Posted by: CDR M at June 10, 2010 07:19 PM (5I8G0)

I was thinking a photo op with him "kicking his ass"...

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:20 PM (p302b)

121

I don't know if Al Gore is gay, but his cock definitely is.

Posted by: The Cock Whisperer at June 10, 2010 03:20 PM (XBdMr)

122 Did the Preznit give the grieving families iPods filled with his sappy speeches?

Posted by: sifty at June 10, 2010 03:21 PM (5nyPy)

123 I run wifthph teh Gerbithhh every year.

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 10, 2010 03:21 PM (Kj8VC)

124
For those who believe Elton John is my favorite performer, they can just suck it.

Posted by: Al Gork at June 10, 2010 03:21 PM (v1gw3)

125 ...then I return to Capistrano!

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 10, 2010 03:22 PM (Kj8VC)

126

See you when the Gerbils run,in Spetember, Al.

Oooh, lets make it a threesome. I love habitrails!

Posted by: Richard Gere at June 10, 2010 03:22 PM (cniXs)

127 When did the word "gay" change?

Cause my mom says "gay" and she doesn't mean "gay" but it can be very funny at times.

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:22 PM (p302b)

128 Sacred honor compels me to go on the record that I have not slept with Al Gore!

Posted by: logprof at June 10, 2010 03:23 PM (Mmw0q)

129 Posted by: Richard Gere at June 10, 2010 07:22 PM (cniXs)

Your heard threesome
I heard foursome...

sing it folks....

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:23 PM (p302b)

130
You haven't lived until you've been polar beared. Beats gerbils all to hell.

Posted by: Algore Serious at June 10, 2010 03:23 PM (Oxen1)

131
I have never held one in my mouth. Never one time, and don't believe the nonsense by the music faggot, George Michael.

Posted by: Al "Mr. Enviro" Gore at June 10, 2010 03:24 PM (v1gw3)

132

Gary Coleman died after falling while playing Double Dutch with Al Gore and Peter North's cocks.

Posted by: The Globe at June 10, 2010 03:24 PM (XBdMr)

133

On their wedding night, as Al and Tipper were getting undressed with each other for the first time, Tipper suddenly giggled and said "Look! A weewee!" Al thinks he's a lucky fellow as he says, "Well, from now on we call this a schlong!" And Tipper says, "Oh, I've seen lots of schlongs and that's a weewee!"

Yeah, it's an old joke. So's Al.

Posted by: Ira at June 10, 2010 03:24 PM (bJm7W)

134 Brokeback Mountain was based on my college life.

Posted by: al gore at June 10, 2010 03:25 PM (HtIec)

135 Al Gore is absolutely, 100%, not gay!

Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 10, 2010 03:25 PM (Mmw0q)

136
Yes, Larry Craig is a personal friend of mine, but not in that way.

Posted by: Al "Chinese Money" Gore at June 10, 2010 03:26 PM (v1gw3)

137 heard a rumor that karena's twelve year marriage is on the rocks.....is that true? so sad...

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:26 PM (p302b)

138 Half man, half bear, half pig, all gay.

Posted by: al gore at June 10, 2010 03:27 PM (HtIec)

139 I don't think he's gay. It wouldn't surprise me to find that out that he copulates with farm animals, but I just don't get the gay-vibe off of him. For one thing, he can't even dress himself and had to rely on that hag Naomi Wolf to tell him what to wear.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 10, 2010 03:27 PM (ZtwUX)

140

This utter nonsense and foolishness, I never once in my life sucked another mans penis.

Although I have held a few in my mouth until the swelling went down...... but that doesn't count !

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:27 PM (t72+4)

141
My husband Al is not gay. Well, not as far as I know, but he has befriended a few effeminate men, but for political purposes only.

Posted by: Tipper Gore at June 10, 2010 03:27 PM (v1gw3)

142 138 heard a rumor that karena's twelve year marriage is on the rocks.....is that true? so sad...

Yup, it's true.

/Confirming what I've always thought about marriage, sadly.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 03:28 PM (c0A3e)

143 Watch you Talking About, Willis?

Posted by: Coleman's Bloddy Head at June 10, 2010 03:28 PM (vwh8M)

144

128 When did the word "gay" change?

Playboy ran a cartoon, Christmas Dec 1968 I think, of a guy putting on silk and lacey lingerie while singing "Don we now our gay apparel", if that gives you a clue.

And is it true you can buy oversized lingerie at a Tipperwear party?

Posted by: Ira at June 10, 2010 03:28 PM (bJm7W)

145
heard a rumor that karena's twelve year marriage is on the rocks.....is that true? so sad...

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 07:26 PM (p302b)

Yes, it's true, and TMZ will release the details of her assignations with Jesse James in short order.

Posted by: Tipper Gore at June 10, 2010 03:29 PM (v1gw3)

146 Oh, and the gay robot is a MUCH better actor - including facial expressions - than the "frat boys". And, yes, I did hear a "boy" at the end of that sentence, FWIW.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 10, 2010 03:29 PM (ZtwUX)

147 "The Doctor saysI'm about to save you're Life!!!!"

Posted by: Al Gore to his friend who was bitten on the penis by a snake at June 10, 2010 03:30 PM (Kj8VC)

148 credit to 141 kathysaysso for the funniest thing I've read all day.

Posted by: Ira at June 10, 2010 03:30 PM (bJm7W)

149 _{Heard on the radio this morning that not only are Al and Tipper getting a divorce, but two of their children are too. Something must be in the water at the Gore estate}

Posted by: Blazer at June 10, 2010 03:30 PM (t72+4)

150 Didn't they just buy a waterfront mansion somewhere? So who was that for? Al or Tipper?

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:30 PM (p302b)

151 I was just showing the pool boy that neato penis-helicopter trick I learned from watching Guys Gone Wild, when I suddenly and enthusiastically tripped.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:31 PM (wd0Iq)

152 Just cuz Gore likes to dork men up the keister doesn't make him gay..does it?

Posted by: beedubya at June 10, 2010 03:31 PM (vzpCH)

153 Who knew the little dude was a gay robot?

Posted by: sTevo at June 10, 2010 03:31 PM (zIUsq)

154 Gay Robot is played, voice-wise, by one of those actors. the guy who's on the floor hockey team. A guy named Nick Swarsden. I think he made up the show based on that voice he does.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2010 03:31 PM (66DVY)

155

Al Gore has the biggest case of Daddy Issues known to man.

Posted by: MostlyRight at June 10, 2010 03:31 PM (0aCXd)

156
Any suggestions that I have ever been involved in a homosexual relationship are patently false, and I will ferret out the rumormongers and "kick their ass."

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:32 PM (v1gw3)

157 two of their children are too. Posted by: Blazer at June 10, 2010 07:30 PM (t72+4) I knew they were from Tennessee, I just had no idea they were that dedicated to fitting in.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 10, 2010 03:32 PM (wOtDN)

158 "151 _{Heard on the radio this morning that not only are Al and
Tipper getting a divorce, but two of their children are too. Something
must be in the water at the Gore estate}

Posted by: Blazer at June 10, 2010 07:30 PM (t72+4)"

Maybe their significant others didn't agree with the whole "global warming thing" and maybe they read that the data was fudged. Could put a damper on things if one person lives in reality and the other refuses to see it.

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:32 PM (p302b)

159 Comedy Central turned that show down. But they'll run Drawn Together 14 hours a day.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2010 03:32 PM (66DVY)

160 157

Al Gore has the biggest case of Daddy Issues known to man.

Posted by: MostlyRight at June 10, 2010 07:31 PM (0aCXd)

You forget who's in the WH atm?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 10, 2010 03:33 PM (erIg9)

161 34 I was hoping the Weekly World News would have a story about Al having a three-way with Bat Boy, Duckmoeba and the Abominable Snow Bagel.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 10, 2010 06:55 PM (wd0Iq)

Is the Abominable Snow Bagel anything like Toby the Beagle?

Posted by: Skippy at June 10, 2010 03:33 PM (8g9qq)

162 I did not have sexual relations with that man, Al Gore.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at June 10, 2010 03:33 PM (Mmw0q)

163

Is Obama going to give the BP CEO an IPod with a recording of his Kick Ass threat?

I'm guessing he'll give him a Zune with "Diabolis Interium" on it.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 10, 2010 03:33 PM (cQyWA)

164 158
Any suggestions that I have ever been involved in a homosexual relationship are patently false, and I will ferret out the rumormongers and "kick their ass." hit them with my purse.

FIFY.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 03:33 PM (c0A3e)

165

_{Just cuz Gore likes to dork men up the keister doesn't make him gay..does it?}

Certainly not!

Posted by: Larry Merchant at June 10, 2010 03:33 PM (Kj8VC)

166 Might be that they are splitting up the fortune many ways so they don't lose it all when gorefuck is indited for fraud.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 10, 2010 03:33 PM (LvBq/)

167
Well, there was one time when I went to Boy Scout camp with little Timmy Finsterwald and we slept in the same tent, but we only compared boners but didn't spank, slap, caress, or canoodle with the throbbing boyhoods.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:34 PM (v1gw3)

168 Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 10, 2010 07:33 PM (LvBq/)

Been workin a lot so I haven't had time to verify this but a trader told me the other day that that exchange is built and up and running in Chicago and that some companies are already buying carbon credits Now, he was a little tipsey and he was trying to impress me, so I call this an uber rumor until I can check it out.

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:35 PM (p302b)

169 Heard on the radio this morning that not only are Al and Tipper getting a divorce, but two of their children are too.

Posted by: Blazer at June 10, 2010 07:30 PM (t72+4)"

Will they still be brother and sister?

Posted by: barry at June 10, 2010 03:36 PM (HtIec)

170 I was merely attempting to help this supple young poolboy clamber over the fence to fetch a magic bubble wand the neighbour's dog had stolen from my anus.

Posted by: Albert "Genuine Hetero" Gore at June 10, 2010 03:36 PM (wOtDN)

171 AL GORE IS...

GAY ROBOT!

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at June 10, 2010 03:36 PM (k4bdL)

172 Gay robots nothing new. Zappa was on it decades ago. Stick it out

Posted by: sTevo at June 10, 2010 03:36 PM (zIUsq)

173

I'm not even going to imply that anyone is gay, but the current administration has been focused more on throats and ass than any I can remember.

"Plug the da--- ... "

( ... on second thought, ... )

Posted by: FireHorse at June 10, 2010 03:37 PM (cQyWA)

174 Could it be he was just smuggling dicks?

Posted by: gator at June 10, 2010 03:37 PM (XBdMr)

175
I never had a close personal relationship with Monica Lewinsky, but did speak with her on a couple of occasions. Bill told me to back off and find my own cooter.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:37 PM (v1gw3)

176

_{Just cuz Gore likes to dork men up the keister doesn't make him gay..}

I couldn't agree more!

Posted by: Snorkels Massa at June 10, 2010 03:37 PM (cniXs)

177 "Is the Abominable Snow Bagel anything like Toby the Beagle?" Does Toby have a huge hole?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 10, 2010 03:37 PM (wd0Iq)

178 Another case, by the way, of Comedy Central finding a show "too offensive," but meanwhile they've got a Jesus Christ comedy in development.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2010 03:38 PM (66DVY)

179 Point of information: this is The Globe, the American tabloid. The Globe newspaper in the UK went out of business a long time ago, though there is now a London Globe newspaper. No American supermarket tabloid prints reliable, factual news, except for the National Enquirer. (I do not know what possessed the Enquirer to sully its pages with actual facts, but they're the only ones who do.)

Posted by: stuiec at June 10, 2010 03:39 PM (7AOgy)

180 Face of Satan found in Al Gore's global warming presentation.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 10, 2010 03:39 PM (cQyWA)

181 Heard on the radio this morning that not only are Al and Tipper getting a divorce, but two of their children are too. Something must be in the water at the Gore estate

Al's affair was with his sons-in-laws? Eeew.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 10, 2010 03:39 PM (mR7mk)

182

Will they still be brother and sister?

Posted by: barry at June 10, 2010 07:36 PM (HtIec)

Not until one of them has the operation. Right now, they'll still be brothers.

Posted by: Editor at June 10, 2010 03:39 PM (00sgz)

183 I would so like to wreck that robot.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:40 PM (xO+6C)

184

But he said I was his one-and-only! Why that worthless, two-timing, son of a biscuit-eating bulldog lint-licker cootie-queen! Well, he'll learn exactly why nobody messes with Mother Nature. (Except maybe Kratos, but that's only in a game where the only accurate facts about greek gods are the names. Sometimes.)

Posted by: Earth Mother Goddess GAIA at June 10, 2010 03:40 PM (Pl6My)

185 180 Another case, by the way, of Comedy Central finding a show "too offensive," but meanwhile they've got a Jesus Christ comedy in development.

Wonder when we'll see a Mohammed comedy show?

/On the 12th of Never, perhaps?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 03:40 PM (c0A3e)

186 "Is the Abominable Snow Bagel anything like Toby the Beagle?"

Does Toby have a huge hole?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 10, 2010 07:37 PM (wd0Iq)

He does now -- after Barack Obama plugged it with his foot.

Posted by: stuiec at June 10, 2010 03:40 PM (7AOgy)

187 "Armed stand-off between Mexican soldiers and U.S. officials investigating fatal shooting of boy, 15"Did someone say "the British press?"

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 03:40 PM (p302b)

188 This will allow Algore to spend more time with bears, polar or otherwise.

Posted by: sifty at June 10, 2010 03:41 PM (5nyPy)

189
Anyone see KICK ASS?

I liked it and I recommend it. It's RUSHMORE meets SUPER BAD meets THE DARK KNIGHT.

7.5/10 stars.

Posted by: a concerned fishdick at June 10, 2010 03:41 PM (UUkhk)

190

In the 60's I made love to many women.

Most of them outside at music festivals in the rain and the mud...it's possible a guy or two slipped in there.

There'd be no way of knowing, really.

Posted by: Creed Bratton at June 10, 2010 03:41 PM (Kj8VC)

191 Great new sign for the US-Mexico Border:

Throw a Rock, Catch a Bullet

Posted by: sifty at June 10, 2010 03:42 PM (5nyPy)

192

Tipper just didn't understand that Perez Hilton was helping me with my new documentary when she found us in the hot tub together.

The tub representing earth, the hot turgid waters representing its oceans.........the milky white substance floating on top representing the BP oil spill.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 03:42 PM (t72+4)

193 I didn't mean to kill Gary. I was just trying to make a flat spot on the top of his head to set my drink while...

Posted by: algore at June 10, 2010 03:43 PM (HtIec)

194 Boy, now, that Barry fellow, whoo-ee! If I were to dabble in the homosexual arts, which of course I would not do, I would be all up in him like Tipper on Dee Snider.

Posted by: Albert Gore at June 10, 2010 03:43 PM (wOtDN)

195 I am sure Al.s partner was his own ego.

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2010 03:43 PM (CPefM)

196 When did the word "gay" change?

Playboy ran a cartoon, Christmas Dec 1968 I think, of a guy putting on silk and lacey lingerie while singing "Don we now our gay apparel", if that gives you a clue.

And is it true you can buy oversized lingerie at a Tipperwear party?

Posted by: Ira at June 10, 2010 07:28 PM (bJm7W)

Watch the movie Bringing Up Baby (193 .

Posted by: stuiec at June 10, 2010 03:43 PM (7AOgy)

197 Al Gore is ok in Ghey Robot, but I think his breakout performance was when he played Big Ghey Al on South Park. Now that was a meaty roll, one he could really sink his teeth into!

Posted by: runningrn at June 10, 2010 03:44 PM (CfmlF)

198

So, we have movie spam, now?

Posted by: Editor at June 10, 2010 03:44 PM (00sgz)

199

Comedy Central

_{Posted by: ace at June 10, 2010 07:38 PM (66DVY)}

That place is filthy with Jews!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 10, 2010 03:44 PM (Kj8VC)

200 O/T: Chaos, Anarchy To Reign If Paterson Shuts Down NY

Mr. Kratos to the white courtesy phone, Mr. Kratos to the white courtesy phone, please.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 10, 2010 03:45 PM (zgd5N)

201 (I do not know what possessed the Enquirer to sully its pages with actual facts, but they're the only ones who do.)

Because TMZ, Smoking Gun, etc were eating their lunch.

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2010 03:46 PM (CPefM)

202 Why can't Gov. Paterson see the damage he's doing to New York?

/preemptively damning myself

Posted by: sifty at June 10, 2010 03:47 PM (5nyPy)

203 #202 Mr. Kratos to the white courtesy phone, Mr. Kratos to the white courtesy phone, please.

Ahahaha. NY can't be that lucky though.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 03:48 PM (c0A3e)

204 Al Gore? Oh, he's a lightweight, honey-baby.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at June 10, 2010 03:50 PM (8QmEC)

205
that poor little bastard

Remember when Gary Coleman was working as a security guard and the asshole paparrazzi got him on video so people would mock him?

Posted by: a concerned fishdick at June 10, 2010 03:50 PM (UUkhk)

206 NY can't be that lucky though.

I'm here for another four weeks.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 10, 2010 03:51 PM (mR7mk)

207 I thought the only thing Gore likes to hug were trees.

Posted by: Aaron at June 10, 2010 03:51 PM (XUIJ5)

208

I believe Ms. Garret conspired with the Gooch to off Arnold.

Posted by: Willis at June 10, 2010 03:51 PM (t72+4)

209 Just googled the Gores. Daughter Kristin got divorced last year in May. Daughter Karenna is separated but not divorced (yet). One of those girls is the reason I voted for GWB in 2000. I was politically uninterested, and I didn't know who to vote for. Runner's World did a story on the 2 presidential candidates because they had both run marathons. GWB ran something like 3:43, which is a pretty decent time (under 9 minute miles). Al Gore was, I think, over 4 1/2 hours. He said "I could have gone faster but I was waiting for my daughter." I am ashamed to admit this, but I voted for Bush because not only did he run faster, but Al Gore's lame excuse smacked of obfuscation and lack of training.

Posted by: runningrn at June 10, 2010 03:52 PM (CfmlF)

210 believe it. or else.

Posted by: alex jones at June 10, 2010 03:53 PM (HyUIR)

211

@ 170 Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 07:35 PM (p302b)

True. CCX (Chicago Climate Exchange). Trading is voluntary...so far. Website here:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k6w5m

Posted by: EyeTest at June 10, 2010 03:53 PM (ip+1t)

212 #208 I'm here for another four weeks.

Chaos moves at its own pace, not yours.

_{/seriously, hope nothing happens..at least until you leave.}

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 03:53 PM (c0A3e)

213 Oh he's gay alright. Every time I turn around he's trying to fuck me somehow.

Posted by: dogfish at June 10, 2010 03:54 PM (9dIfg)

214 I gave birth in a test tube and made an alien messiah for 2012 !

Posted by: roulian1980-90s or something at June 10, 2010 03:55 PM (HyUIR)

215

I am sure Al.s partner was his own ego.

Would that be his Al(terra) Ego?

Posted by: runningrn at June 10, 2010 03:55 PM (CfmlF)

216 I looked, but I can't find those old SNL sketches of the Bush-Gore debates. Those were funny, and whoever did Gore nailed it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 10, 2010 03:55 PM (5lF0K)

217 Hey, they are in Faux News territory and National Enquirer. Wait a sec, wasn't National Enquirer nominated for a Pulitzer? Guess Faux News now stands alone. That has to be embarrassing to anyone watching Faux.

Posted by: Brig Gen RayKon at June 10, 2010 03:55 PM (zX2px)

218 my breasts grew, when i ate asparugus, no lie! try it now!

Posted by: the globe at June 10, 2010 03:55 PM (HyUIR)

219 Yoo hooo Kratos. Mr Hat says hello to you and your blue, pulsating blade.

Posted by: Mr Garrison at June 10, 2010 03:56 PM (cniXs)

220 al-gore-acle

Posted by: the globe at June 10, 2010 03:56 PM (HyUIR)

221

I believe Ms. Garret conspired with the Gooch to off Arnold.

Yeah...it had nothing to do with me and Dudley playing Tarzan in the Bathtub!

Posted by: Bike Shop Owner at June 10, 2010 03:56 PM (Kj8VC)

222 al-gore-rythm

Posted by: the globe at June 10, 2010 03:56 PM (HyUIR)

223 I always thought Al's speech patterns were those of a dimwit posing as an intellectual.
But since you mention it Ace, this inconvenient truth might have legs.
After all, either way he's a complete phony on many levels.
Wouldn't be the weirdest story this week by a long shot.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 10, 2010 03:56 PM (HBqDo)

224 al -gore-for-it

Posted by: the globe at June 10, 2010 03:57 PM (HyUIR)

225

al-gore-rythm

Tipper's failed birth control?

Posted by: runningrn at June 10, 2010 03:57 PM (CfmlF)

226 al-go-re-over there.

Posted by: willows tired at June 10, 2010 03:58 PM (HyUIR)

227 running, heh.

Posted by: willows tired at June 10, 2010 03:58 PM (HyUIR)

228
ugh, that bike shop owner was Arthur Carlson, I think.

very creepy

Posted by: a concerned fishdick at June 10, 2010 03:58 PM (UUkhk)

229

I looked, but I can't find those old SNL sketches of the Bush-Gore debates. Those were funny, and whoever did Gore nailed it.

Heh! Teh Lockbox!

Posted by: runningrn at June 10, 2010 03:58 PM (CfmlF)

230 Just cuz Gore likes to dork men up the keister doesn't make him gay..does it?

Question for the AoS Style Manual: when it comes to dorking, is the rule "keister" for men and "squeekhole" for women?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2010 03:59 PM (E4Pj8)

231
I'll bet my left nut that bike shop clip is on yootoob.

Yootoob is truly an amazing place.

Posted by: a concerned fishdick at June 10, 2010 04:00 PM (UUkhk)

232 Gore: Pitcher or Catcher?

Posted by: 48%er at June 10, 2010 04:02 PM (OThQg)

233 Can you believe Gore was talking about that tube thingy 25 years ago? Another waste of tax payer dollars. That fool.

Posted by: Brig Gen RayKon at June 10, 2010 04:03 PM (zX2px)

234 I gave you the Internet and I can take it away.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 10, 2010 04:05 PM (zX2px)

235 I think the polite term is mud-canyon for men and balloon-knot for women.

Posted by: sifty at June 10, 2010 04:05 PM (5nyPy)

236 cornhole is unisex

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 10, 2010 04:07 PM (wd0Iq)

237

Honestly, with Gore I expected it was more a case of... "two legs baaaad, four legs good". I'm just surprised he wasn't served with alimony papers from Old Mac Donald

Posted by: Zimriel at June 10, 2010 04:10 PM (eizD9)

238 You know, I fixed one ticket and he sucked my dick, now he wants to move in and start a "green" whorehouse?

I feel so used.

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 10, 2010 04:15 PM (2+9Yx)

239 The Naomi Wolf earth tones work!! They really really work! In fact , they lick ass! Kick ass. It's all so new to me! I'm as corny as Kansas in August, high as a flag on the Fourth of July. If you'll excuse an expression I use , I'm in love with a wonderful gayyyy,. Did you know that I invented show tunes. For just this purpose. To celebrate my Love Story.

Posted by: aldork obamarahm int'l man of mystery at June 10, 2010 04:25 PM (o/6NB)

240 That robot is far too emotive and animated to hang with Algore.

Posted by: jcjimi at June 10, 2010 04:34 PM (I7L+g)

241 Al Gore invented gerbil warming.

Posted by: huh? at June 10, 2010 04:35 PM (YPe8Y)

242 82 Do ghey robots exist?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 07:07 PM (c0A3e)

Yes. The question is, do they dream of electric goats?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2010 04:41 PM (T0NGe)

243 235 Gore: Pitcher or Catcher?

I'd say that he's a specialist at bunting.

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at June 10, 2010 04:46 PM (k4bdL)

244 Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis? That Al Gore is gayer than you in a crack-house basement!

Posted by: Gary Coleman, mini-wraith edition at June 10, 2010 04:50 PM (k4bdL)

245 Ghey? Not exactly... Al Gore Caught In Menage a Trois Video Shocker!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2010 04:57 PM (I49Jm)

246 244 Al Gore invented gerbil warming.

WINNER!

Posted by: Kemp at June 10, 2010 04:58 PM (2+9Yx)

247 79 66 ABC news is reporting that the prez spent an hour with the families of the 11 killed during the rig accident. They said he spoke to each family separately and listened to their concerns and everything they had to say.

Only took him, what, 2 months?

/I hate this man with a perfect hatred.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2010 07:06 PM (c0A3e)

...campaign speech to follow at funeral?...

Posted by: torabora at June 10, 2010 05:02 PM (+QXdN)

248 Someone mentioned SNL and I was looking around over there and this "oldie but goody" popped up.

Posted by: curious at June 10, 2010 05:06 PM (p302b)

249 THe gay thing is true though. Al Gore is actually gay. You'll see.

Posted by: SarahW at June 10, 2010 05:30 PM (Z4T49)

250 You know, he was always showing up in the Oval Office in his skivvies and asking if I wanted some pizza. No wonder the SOB was willing to stand behind me for eight years.

Posted by: Bubba, in Monica's garden at June 10, 2010 05:36 PM (WUwAu)

251

Kratos, nothing is perfect.

But we keep striving...

Posted by: bigred at June 10, 2010 05:38 PM (WUwAu)

252 We're going to call this one "plausible."

Posted by: MythBusters at June 10, 2010 05:49 PM (XjgLX)

253 Start scene:
Al Gore morphs into gay robot.
End scene.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 10, 2010 05:53 PM (aG/Y/)

254 Beedee beedee beedee

Posted by: Zombie Twiki at June 10, 2010 05:58 PM (I7L+g)

255 Do forgive me.

Posted by: Dr. Theopolis at June 10, 2010 06:00 PM (I7L+g)

256 You take the good, you take tha bad, you take them both and there ya have...

Posted by: Rod Rooter at June 10, 2010 06:08 PM (4BONm)

257 So Al was having a gay love affair with Gary Coleman and killed him when Gary wanted to go public.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2010 06:37 PM (9pToB)

258 I voted for Gary Coleman for Governor of California - but he lived in Utah!

I's been robbed!

The videos he did for UGO were relatively awesome - sense of humor about his own downfall and all that.

Awesome kid, just not built to last.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 10, 2010 07:22 PM (bxiXv)

259 Vivid Entertainment is shopping around a sex tape with Al Gore, Gay Robot and the Robot from Rocky IV. I hear Mr. Horton from Diff'rent Strokes makes an appearance. Pee is involved.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at June 10, 2010 07:51 PM (pffBj)

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