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JackM's Community Theatre

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primo!

3 Well, Sherman, let's get in the Wayback Machine and go all the way back to 1918 in St. Petersburg, Russia.

4 And now for something you'll really hate!

5 Hey.  They're more intelligent, relatively, than I'd given them credit for.

6 If the executive order is worthless anyway, what's stopping Barry from signing one?

He's probably looking for a way to make his "order" as bland as possible, and to stall it as long as possible. . .sort of like the closure order of Guantanamo bay.

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Everytime I see the word troll, I keep thinking of that Congresscritter that was standing behind Pelosi in that scary ass picture Ace posted earlier.
Posted by: CDR M

Yeah, funny thing about Rosa Delauro...her mom's a racist.

A friend from Connecticut told me story about Rosa's mom being at some function with a lot of people and she was carrying on a loud racist rant against blacks. But of course it was kept hush-hush.

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>>>"If the executive order is worthless anyway, what's stopping Barry from signing one?"

It will piss off the NARAL peeps, even though they know it's useless. They don't want him to do it.

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"go all the way back to 1918 in St. Petersburg, Russia."

I was there in St Petersburg (along w/ my Dim friends)

when I saw that it was time for a change (or whatever)

10 Good God. First Newt now McCain on Hannity. I am officially done DONE with FOX.

11 Executive order? ...never heard of it.

12 Reminder.

My wife just reminded me that we need to turn on all our lights on March 27 due to lights-out enviro night.

13 This certainly calls for the Wayback machine

14 My wife just reminded me that we need to turn on all our lights on March 27 due to lights-out enviro night.

I just made plans to go out...I'll have to turn them ALL on before I leave.  Muahahaha.

15 I almost never watch Hannity, can't stand the guy.  Tonight I saw Newt and I wished I could turn the tv off twice.

16  Reminder.

My wife just reminded me that we need to turn on all our lights on March 27 due to lights-out enviro night.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 23, 2010 09:26 PM (ympF

Thanks for that - I'll do what I can to help cause a brown out.

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Look at how violent and hateful those tea-baggers are!!

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Ren: Obama

Stimpy: Joe Biden

19 Don't forget Fox keeps funding Geraldo as well. 
Lindsey Graham gets way too much air time.
The blogosphere and Rush are the only reliable media left, but that will be fixed very soon I fear.

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Look at how violent and hateful those tea-baggers are!!       But, Canada has all those wonderful laws that prevent hate speech.

 

 

21 I just heard something on the radio that made me murderously angry. Some talking head, whose name I didn't catch, was being asked abut constitutional challenges to the requirement that everybody buy insurance. His answer? Everybody else inthe world has already done this so it must be legal.

WTF?

What bearing does any choices made by other countries have to do with our Constitution and what it allows and doesn't allow the government to do?

The tranzis aren't even pretending anymore.

22 ATTN New Jersey residents. The NJ Supreme Court gave the green light to collect signatures to recall Senator Menendez. Keep this link bookmarked and check back with it frequently.

http://recallnj.com/

As soon as they are permitted, they will begin collecting signatures from registered voters in New Jersey. They need 1.3 million signatures to recall Menendez.

23 Anyone else think this should be a new feature, "Ace of Spades Robot Theater"?

24 "FLASH: Ann Coulter Ottawa speech shut down... 2000 protesters surrounding building with rocks and sticks -- pulled fire alarm in building. Cops shut it down. Blogs calling for Coulter to be hurt. MPs were banned from going, Coulter denounced by an MP in the Parliement."

25 Stupak: a snack pack of stupid....

26 Boehner: Hey Rush, turn on Hannity. I hear he has ann coulter on...

Rush: I DVR'd it. You can watch it later. I just took a fistful of viagra and I have new hidden video of my Domincan housekeeper doing my dishes.

Boehner: Ok, you're the boss. Hey did you see the tea party protesters this weekend?

Rush: Of course. I sent them all there.

Boehner: They were great. Where did you get them?

Rush: The usual places, Klan meetings, trailer parks.

Boehner: I saw a lot of the signs. I see their spelling is getting a little better.

Rush: Yeah, we spell-checked them first this time. So we lost the health care fight....any good news, Boner?

Boehner: Aw Rush! I told you stop calllng me tha...

Rush: Shut up!

Boehner: Sorry Rush. Uh...Yes. There is good news.We're going to succeed from the union and start our own gun-toting, black-hating, homo-fearing country.

Rush: You're an idiot. Beck! Bring some tissues over here. Juanita's just about to rinse  the silverware.... ugh.....uhhh  uhhh... whaaaaaa...

Beck: I'm getting you a towel, rush... Used all the tissues, had a good cry.

Boehner: Ugh! Now I have to change my tie!

Rush:  ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

27 25 "FLASH: Ann Coulter Ottawa speech shut down... 2000 protesters surrounding building with rocks and sticks -- pulled fire alarm in building. Cops shut it down. Blogs calling for Coulter to be hurt. MPs were banned from going, Coulter denounced by an MP in the Parliement." I didn't realize there were so many violent teabaggers up in Canada.

28 Oh sorry, that joke's already been made. Anyways. Obama: Ignignokt Senate: Err House: Meatwad

29 That's a good parody of an Obama cabinet meeting.

30 23 ATTN New Jersey residents. The NJ Supreme Court gave the green light to collect signatures to recall Senator Menendez. Keep this link bookmarked and check back with it frequently.

http://recallnj.com/

As soon as they are permitted, they will begin collecting signatures from registered voters in New Jersey. They need 1.3 million signatures to recall Menendez.

Posted by: FLGirl at March 23, 2010 10:15 PM (sunrw)

Alright, I'm there like Bill Clinton at a free Hooters buffet.

31 Canada gets mighty violent when you have a non-liberal viewpoint.

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Tea Party Klan Meeting

Oh I get it.. you're calling us all a bunch of racists rednecks who live in trailer parks!  My goodness, how incredibly original!

Ok, granted, I realize it's hard to come up with something amusing when the grand summation of your lifes acheivements is that you took out the trash for your mom this morning because if you don't do it every now and again your afraid she might actually start charging your sorry ass rent for staying in her basement.

But hey on the upside you won't have to worry about paying for your own healthcare until you turn 26, mommy will take care of that for you.. well that, and your laundry, and pretty much everything else for your sorry, non productive ass.

But no worries, you'll still be able to espouse all the right libertard ideals, which you really only adopted in the first place because you watched way to much lifetime/oxygen network and figured that being a pansy ass "tortured soul" was what women wanted.

We understand that you'll probably be regurgitating all this libertard crap nonsense they've filled your head for quite a few years to come, at the very least until you finally are forced to get off your lazy ass, get a job and start paying your own bills.

Then most likely you'll sing a different tune.  But in the meantime kick back on the couch, let mommy hook you up with some mini frozen pizza's and clap your little hands together in glee while you snicker and whisper to all your little "face book friends" about how you told off all those nasty old conservatives, boy you really showed them.. rotfl.

33 ATTN New Jersey residents. The NJ Supreme Court gave the green light to collect signatures to recall Senator Menendez. Keep this link bookmarked and check back with it frequently.

The NJ Supreme Court can say whatever it wants, but there's no provision for recall of federal officials (unfortunately).

34 Stick all our politicians in the WAYBAC MACHINE and sheran will set it for 1876 and send them all to LITTLE BIGHORN