November 23, 2010

The law of unintended consequences
— Purple Avenger

West Palm Beach put in red-light cameras a while ago.

...In West Palm Beach, overall accidents at the camera intersections decreased to 26 compared with 38 a year earlier, and damage cited in police reports fell below $96,000 from more than $113,000. But rear-end collisions climbed almost 30 percent to 17 from 13, and recorded injuries rose....
The cameras obviously did nothing to deter the rampant south FL tailgating resulting in the increase of rear-end collisions as people panic stop when a light starts changing.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 11:51 AM | Comments (125)
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1
Smile!

Posted by: Alan Funt at November 23, 2010 11:52 AM (uFokq)

2 Now if only I could have a James Bond-style oil slick deployer to handle the pesky tailgaters.

Posted by: joncelli© at November 23, 2010 11:53 AM (RD7QR)

3
You're on Invasive Camera!

Posted by: Alan Funt at November 23, 2010 11:53 AM (uFokq)

4

This just in...

Our next conference will be in West Palm Beach.

Fraternal Order of Slip, Trip & Skid attorneys.

Posted by: Journolist at November 23, 2010 11:57 AM (O/NP5)

5 Old fuckers in stopping short in Florida and rear ending your car.  Impossible I say!

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2010 11:57 AM (iYbLN)

6
You gotta love Bitch McConnell: We're too busy getting out-maneuvered and steam-rolled by the Democrats on tax cuts to worry about getting out-played on the Dream Act, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer with Cranberry Sauce at November 23, 2010 11:58 AM (uFokq)

7 The number of accidents went down! Does it matter what KIND of accidents there are? I wonder how much revenue these cameras brought in, anyway, isn't that the main reason they exist?

Posted by: Perplexed nanny-stater, devil's advocate at November 23, 2010 11:59 AM (YmPwQ)

8 Fast posting kills threads.  I read that somewhere.  Probably in a thread that died a quick death.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 23, 2010 11:59 AM (JcRgg)

9

it's like the states that have enacted no-texting laws.

more deaths via texting-while-driving than before.

of course there are.

what's more reckless. texting which is already bad enough -or- texting and now trying to be all surreptitious while a cop passes you?

that's okay, when the LaHood decides to shut off our phones altogether there will be no more problems!!!1!!! ta da. magic presto.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 23, 2010 12:00 PM (pLTLS)

10 Well that and the illegals who are involved in baiting insured people into rear ending them. But I'm sure it's mostly the camera.

Posted by: kansas at November 23, 2010 12:00 PM (mka2b)

11 8 Fast posting kills threads.  I read that somewhere.  Probably in a thread that died a quick death.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 23, 2010 03:59 PM (JcRgg)

<Guy, it went with the post's speeding genre.

Posted by: Journolist at November 23, 2010 12:02 PM (O/NP5)

12
That reminds me...

it's time we ought to tax auto collisions.


Posted by: Congressman Hack at November 23, 2010 12:03 PM (uFokq)

13
We should also tax complaining.

The peons sure do an awful lot of complaining.

Posted by: Congressman Hack at November 23, 2010 12:04 PM (uFokq)

14 Why is tailgating rampant in S. Florida?

Posted by: Jeff Sommer, Ace Reporter at November 23, 2010 12:05 PM (5YgO+)

15 Fuck those damn traffic cameras and big brother's fucking spying. Every time they put one of those damn spy cameras up someone ought to drive a 30-06 slug through it. Just another creeping intrusion into our lives by government drones with an agenda. London is full of "crime prevention " spy cameras. Hows that shit workin' out for the limey sheep?

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2010 12:05 PM (OlN4e)

16 We just voted these out in Houston-- exact same reason. Nothing to do with safety, everything to do with revenue for the city. The city did have the Balls to have an "Emergency Room Doctor" cut a commercial (Pro, of course), saying they made the city streets safer.

Posted by: ktgreat at November 23, 2010 12:05 PM (gZpuM)

17 17 Why is tailgating rampant in S. Florida?

Posted by: Jeff Sommer, Ace Reporter at November 23, 2010 04:05 PM (5YgO+)

< You ever drive and play contract bridge at the same time smarty?

Posted by: Journolist at November 23, 2010 12:06 PM (O/NP5)

18 Wait until they take your gas peddle away. 

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2010 12:08 PM (YX6i/)

19
chocolate chip pancakes sound good right about now

Posted by: Soothsayer with Cranberry Sauce at November 23, 2010 12:09 PM (uFokq)

20 London is full of "crime prevention " spy cameras. Hows that shit workin' out for the limey sheep?

Brit burglary rates are much higher than the USA.  Apparently "crime prevention" cameras can't see what happening inside a joint.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2010 12:09 PM (VyKZx)

21

chocolate chip pancakes sound good right about now

get out of my brain!!11!!!

although for this  ----- Perkins > IHOP

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 23, 2010 12:10 PM (pLTLS)

22 My wife and I had our first date at iHop. That should have clued her in about me, but luckily she didn't figure it out.

Posted by: joncelli© at November 23, 2010 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

23 The System Works!

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at November 23, 2010 12:12 PM (6xikG)

24 Brit burglary rates are much higher than the USA.  Apparently "crime prevention" cameras can't see what happening inside a joint.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2010 04:09 PM (VyKZx)

Uh, yeah, about that.  We're from the government and we're here to install those cameras.

Posted by: London Bobbies wearing Pakols at November 23, 2010 12:13 PM (YX6i/)

25

My wife and I had our first date at iHop.

aww, I suppose that could be sweet! at least you knew she wasn't materialistic from day one.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 23, 2010 12:13 PM (pLTLS)

26 Example 972 of the State's new: "Think you're innocent?  Prove it!" mindset.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 23, 2010 12:14 PM (8y9MW)

27

My wife and I had our first date at iHop

Did you order the Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fuity?

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2010 12:14 PM (6xikG)

28 Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 23, 2010 04:13 PM (pLTLS)

What he didn't say was that they ended the date at IHOP.  It started at some bar followed by a brief interlude... elsewhere...

(kidding, kidding).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 23, 2010 12:16 PM (8y9MW)

29

Example 972 of the State's new: "Think you're innocent?  Prove it!" mindset.

This goes well with #971 -  "We mailed it.  Prove you didn't receive it.".

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2010 12:16 PM (6xikG)

30 Brit burglary rates are much higher than the USA.  Apparently "crime prevention" cameras can't see what happening inside a joint.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2010 04:09 PM (VyKZx)

Don't forget that if you injure a burglar in your house in GB, YOU go to prison, not the fucking burglar. Thats what the leftards want to bring here. They can kiss my hairy redneck ass.

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2010 12:17 PM (OlN4e)

31 Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2010 04:16 PM (6xikG)

Or 971's corollary: "If we didn't get it, you didn't send it."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 23, 2010 12:17 PM (8y9MW)

32

My wife and I had our first date at iHop. That should have clued her in about me, but luckily she didn't figure it out.

My second date with my now husband was to see a movie my dad recommended. I should have asked for details...it was The Crying Game.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 23, 2010 12:17 PM (XdlcF)

33 Did you order the Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fuity? Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2010 04:14 PM (6xikG) Yeah, but she wouldn't go for that on the first date.

Posted by: joncelli© at November 23, 2010 12:18 PM (RD7QR)

34 Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2010 04:17 PM (OlN4e)

And they're getting set to outlaw dogs.  'Cause those darn criminals don't get the hint that outlawing weapons means you're not supposed to kill people, so (now that all weapons (yes really) are functionally banned), the criminals are throwing vicious dogs at their targets.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 23, 2010 12:19 PM (8y9MW)

36

 see a movie my dad recommended

So, umm, what's this now???

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 23, 2010 12:20 PM (pLTLS)

37 Posted by: IHop at November 23, 2010 04:08 PM (uCjoj)

I drove through that shit in August. I couldn't figure out why everyone was going so slowly until I realized that they were taking the signs seriously!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 23, 2010 12:20 PM (LH6ir)

38

My second date with my now husband was to see a movie my dad recommended. I should have asked for details...it was The Crying Game.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 23, 2010 04:17 PM (XdlcF)

Sis?

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2010 12:21 PM (YX6i/)

39 I like those cameras and I wish there were more of them, especially in Beverly Hills where dried-up old bitches make illegal left turns all the time.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 23, 2010 12:21 PM (e6xZP)

40

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2010 04:21 PM (YX6i/)

Now this is funny.

Posted by: John Cheever at November 23, 2010 12:22 PM (6xikG)

41 Nothing drives faster than a Clinton era subpoena speed shredder tech.

Posted by: Journolist at November 23, 2010 12:23 PM (O/NP5)

42

a movie my dad recommended

Nothin' says "maybe not tonight, baby" like a little pickle surprise.

Birth control via celluloid. 


Posted by: s'moron at November 23, 2010 12:23 PM (ds8Yk)

43 OT: Sean Hannity is having a good interview with Sarah Palin on his radio show right now. She took the opportunity to stress that she has no intention of trying to oppose/undermine the "GOP machine" and that she wants to stress that she doesn't need to hold an elected position to have a positive influence on the conservative movement. So she sent a message that those in the "GOP machine" should stop trying to undermine her message, because it just hurts the overall cause. She wants to work with the GOP to help push the conservative movement. If anyone can get the transcript of the interview, think it would make a good post for discussion.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 23, 2010 12:23 PM (NITzp)

44 Red light cameras aren't about safety or reducing accidents.  they are all about creating a revenue stream for the municipality.  I've been watching Tallahassee go through the decision -making process.  The data that the vendors are giving the City council are all about how much money per camera other cities are raking in.  One vendor is willing to install the cameras and

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 23, 2010 12:24 PM (JKiPp)

45 All those retired New York JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS with 14 facelifts want to look their best as they look into the camera.

Posted by: Rightzilla at November 23, 2010 12:24 PM (ujT7B)

46 The lights are all about revenue, not safety. The light companies put them in for "free" but the city has to share some of the ticket revenue. So the price of the ticket doubles. And the cities are like junkies: once they get hooked on the revenue, they can't ever give up the red-light cameras. Then the bureaucrats bleat that they're for the common good, public safety, for the children, and it's impossible to ever have them removed. There has to be a techie hack where something can be lowered to obscure the front license plate...

Posted by: cali grump at November 23, 2010 12:26 PM (hL0k8)

47

If anyone can get the transcript of the interview, think it would make a good post for discussion.

Had to shut it off.  Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

Fortunately, Cavuto had Pat Fucking Caddell on.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2010 12:26 PM (6xikG)

48

48 I like those cameras and I wish there were more of them, especially in Beverly Hills where dried-up old bitches make illegal left turns all the time.

Why not just outlaw dried up old bitches?  Allow me to quote myself. "Fuck those goddamn cameras." I don't need the fucking government looking over my shoulder. That shit is a high price to pay to see some old biddy get a mail order ticket. Unless you value your freedom below your vindictiveness.

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2010 12:26 PM (OlN4e)

49 You know what else reduces the risk of contracting HIV?  Not having buttsex.  Jus'sayin.

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2010 12:26 PM (YX6i/)

50
Taking Valtrex daily cuts your risk of acquiring herpes when you fuck your local hooker.

Are you sure?

Posted by: Soothsayer with Cranberry Sauce at November 23, 2010 12:27 PM (uFokq)

51 If anyone can get the transcript of the interview, think it would make a good post for discussion.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 23, 2010 04:23 PM (NITzp)

< Try listening in FM, there's less modulation.

Posted by: Journolist at November 23, 2010 12:28 PM (O/NP5)

52 Grrr. No more Psych for me. Curt Smith, who the cast and writers are always "fluffing" is a Palin hater. Fuck you, Smith! Go back to fucking England and stay there!

Posted by: Moi at November 23, 2010 12:29 PM (Ez4Ql)

53 48 I like those cameras

Yeah, I don't mind them.  I stop at red lights, don't make illegal left turns, and don't go through on the pink.  They may not be a deterrent (although I wonder what the recidivism rate is for people who get nailed with a ticket), but at least there is an objective record of who was at fault if I get rear-ended by a tailgater. 

Posted by: Y-not has a cold at November 23, 2010 12:29 PM (UcOiF)

54
We control your modulation.

Posted by: Outer Limits at November 23, 2010 12:29 PM (uFokq)

55 29 My wife and I had our first date at iHop. That should have clued her in about me, but luckily she didn't figure it out.

Could have been worse I suppose. Denny's. Can't think of much else.

Posted by: IHop at November 23, 2010 04:12 PM (uCjoj)

 

Hmmm... Really?

Posted by: Waffle House at November 23, 2010 12:29 PM (AdK6a)

56
Who's Curt Smith?

I thought Saheed Whathisname wrote the shows?

Posted by: Soothsayer with stuffing at November 23, 2010 12:31 PM (uFokq)

57 Had to shut it off. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Fortunately, Cavuto had Pat Fucking Caddell on. Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2010 04:26 PM I keep hearing that from people. I just don't get it. I thought she was fine in this interview, anyway. I think she sounds fine when in interviews, but when she's giving speeches her voice is a bit grating. I actually can't stand Sean Hannity's voice (and his show in general actually) moreso than that of Palin. I don't usually listen to him, but I'm busy prepping for an interview tomorrow at my computer and the radio is in the other room. I got up to turn him off until I heard him ask her about her running for President. I liked her answers so I kept him on until the end of the interview. Anyway, figure a post about what she said in the interview would at least be good comment bait for the site.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 23, 2010 12:31 PM (NITzp)

58

 but at least there is an objective record of who was at fault if I get rear-ended by a tailgater. 

Not a valid reason. In most places if you rear end someone, you are automatically at fault.

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2010 12:31 PM (OlN4e)

59 We control your modulation. --------------------------------------------You will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 23, 2010 12:32 PM (6xikG)

60 When the Catholic Daughters Duluth branch turns up the bass on Palin, ya gotta issue, you betcha.

Posted by: Journolist at November 23, 2010 12:33 PM (O/NP5)

61 rear-end collisions climbed almost 30 percent to 17 from 13.

The number one reason to be extra careful when riding motorcycles, followed closely by getting t-boned when people back out of driveways and parking lots - this is why smart bikers split lanes at traffic lights and stop signs.

Posted by: 13times at November 23, 2010 12:33 PM (h6XiD)

62 London is full of "crime prevention " spy cameras. Hows that shit workin' out for the limey sheep?

I thought I read somewhere where they had to take them out of the muzzie areas because it offended them.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 23, 2010 12:33 PM (JcRgg)

63 Why do they have traffic lights? To make intersections safer.
Why do the have laws to enforce traffic lights? To make intersections safer.
Why do they put cameras at traffic lights to ticket you if it increases accidents at intersections? Because cameras aren't placed at traffic lights to make intersections safer. Cameras are placed at traffic lights to make government agencies richer.

Posted by: jellytoast at November 23, 2010 12:33 PM (1fSKb)

64 Chris, what part are you afraid of will become common?  Having or not having buttsex?  Hmm....

Posted by: Editor at November 23, 2010 12:34 PM (YX6i/)

65
It is pretty fucked up we spend billions of dollars trying to prevent and cure a preventable disease such as AIDS.

It's not like cancer, which is unavoidable in most cases.


Posted by: Soothsayer with stuffing at November 23, 2010 12:34 PM (uFokq)

66 68 29 My wife and I had our first date at iHop. That should have clued her in about me, but luckily she didn't figure it out.

Could have been worse I suppose. Denny's. Can't think of much else.

Posted by: IHop at November 23, 2010 04:12 PM (uCjoj)

 

Hmmm... Really?

Posted by: Waffle House at November 23, 2010 04:29 PM (AdK6a)

 

"You wanna have dinner? Meet me at the student union at 7."

Thank ok because I got him back for 24 years so far.

 

Posted by: dagny at November 23, 2010 12:34 PM (2GOHX)

67 @73
The places I've been don't ticket unless a cop witnesses the accident.  I assume - perhaps wrongly - the camera can substitute for the cop.

I don't see the privacy concerns.  You have no privacy when driving on the public roads.  If the camera takes a picture triggered by an objective event - sensor triggered during a red - all that's happening is that someone who is breaking the law is caught.  It's simply replacing having a police officer on every corner.

But I hate bad drivers and think a lot of them make a claim of "rights" when all they're doing is fucking with my right to drive without being hit by their out of control vehicles.

Posted by: Y-not has a cold at November 23, 2010 12:35 PM (UcOiF)

68 >>"Baltimore Beltway...Instead of promoting safety, everyone slams on the breaks from their 70-75 mph speed right at the sign..."<< Yet another manifestation of "the Maryland Mutation." Marylanders drive like idiots, generally speaking.

Posted by: railwriter at November 23, 2010 12:35 PM (WovsE)

69 but I'm busy prepping for an interview

Don't forget to study for the urine test.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 23, 2010 12:36 PM (JcRgg)

70

Captain Morgan's coconut rum is yummy and shows up in my writing! Cool!

Posted by: dagny at November 23, 2010 12:36 PM (2GOHX)

71 "You wanna have dinner? Meet me at the student union at 7." Thank ok because I got him back for 24 years so far. Posted by: dagny at November 23, 2010 04:34 PM (2GOHX) LOL. I don't feel so bad now.

Posted by: joncelli© at November 23, 2010 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

72
I'll bet everyone here (male homosexuals and junkies excluded) is not afraid of getting AIDS.

I *know* I'll never get AIDS. It's really not that difficult to avoid. But really, it's 2010, if you're stupid enough to still do what it takes to contract the HIV's and/or AIDS...


Posted by: Soothsayer with stuffing at November 23, 2010 12:38 PM (uFokq)

73 Thank God Sambos isn't around anymore he would have taken her there for their first date.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2010 12:38 PM (iYbLN)

74 Oh, you mean in place of cawndawms?

Posted by: Editor in British accent at November 23, 2010 12:38 PM (YX6i/)

75

Posted by: Y-not has a cold at November 23, 2010 04:35 PM (UcOiF)

If you don't see the down side to having goddamn cameras all over the place then I will not be able to explain my opposition to them to you.

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2010 12:39 PM (OlN4e)

76 Posted by: Y-not has a cold at November 23, 2010 04:29 PM (UcOiF)

I don't mind them so much as I mind the mindset inherent in them: You're Guilty until you Prove You Aren't.

That doesn't even address the (admittedly anecdotal) evidence that cities then shorten yellow light cycles, that they "catch" people making legal right-on-red turns, etc.

The ticket is now sent to the owner of the vehicle not the driver (since they don't know who the driver is).  If I loaned my car to someone (or some stupid kids went joy-riding) I get the ticket.  Even in the case of the joy-ride, since I'm not able to defend myself to the city (I have to go through the "appeals" process of the operating company) it's a much bigger pain than it should be to have the ticket dismissed when I legitimately shouldn't be ticketed.

Our entire legal system is built on the idea that the State has to prove your guilt, not the other way around- part of that is making sure tickets are 100% accurate.  Next January, if you get a ticket (and it's still hand-written, most aren't any more), double-check the date.  If the cop accidentally puts "2010" on it, the ticket isn't valid and will get dismissed (if you contest it).

In many ways this is a pain, but this level of exacting standards is part of the protection we're supposed to have from the Government- and they're just ignoring it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 23, 2010 12:39 PM (8y9MW)

77
fyi: AIDS is a fun T-day topic at dinner time.

Posted by: Soothsayer with stuffing at November 23, 2010 12:40 PM (uFokq)

78 Cameras are placed at traffic lights to make government agencies richer. Posted by: jellytoast at November 23, 2010 04:33 PM They were just talking about this on the local radio station last week. They were discussing cops on highways who target people for speeding. The point was brought up that if they were really doing that to make things safer, they wouldn't have unmarked cars and hide out of view of people. They would be in plain view, since people automatically slow down when they see a police car in the area. But, since they go to the lengths to hide and to get unmarked cars, it is obvious that the goal is to ticket people to make money, not make sure drivers are safe.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 23, 2010 12:40 PM (NITzp)

79

48 I like those cameras and I wish there were more of them, especially in Beverly Hills where dried-up old bitches make illegal left turns all the time.


We saw what happened almost two weeks ago.  Illegal turn (maybe) five to the chest.  Beverly Hills PD is harsh.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2010 12:40 PM (iYbLN)

80 90 Thank God Sambos isn't around anymore he would have taken her there for their first date. Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2010 04:38 PM (iYbLN) Didn't have them in Maryland, I would have had to go to Virginia for that. Besides, I have standards.

Posted by: joncelli© at November 23, 2010 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

81 I *know* I'll never get AIDS. It's really not that difficult to avoid. But really, it's 2010, if you're stupid enough to still do what it takes to contract the HIV's and/or AIDS...


Posted by: Soothsayer with stuffing at November 23, 2010 04:38 PM (uFokq)

Great!  Scott!  Two-thousand-and-ten?!

Posted by: Editor "Doc Brown" at November 23, 2010 12:40 PM (YX6i/)

82

I'll bet everyone here ...  is not afraid of getting AIDS.


Nope, they're not.  B/c outside of blood transfusions, AIDS requires sexual contact.

The morons here are either shut ins or married, neither of whom get sex outside of a pixellated screen.






Posted by: s'moron at November 23, 2010 12:41 PM (ds8Yk)

83 98 90 Thank God Sambos isn't around anymore he would have taken her there for their first date.
Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2010 04:38 PM (iYbLN)


Didn't have them in Maryland, I would have had to go to Virginia for that. Besides, I have standards. Posted by: joncelli©

Pennsylvania never has standards.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2010 12:42 PM (iYbLN)

84
another T-day tip: ask your gramps or your crazy uncle if they ever banged whores in Korea.


Posted by: Soothsayer with stuffing at November 23, 2010 12:42 PM (uFokq)

85 94 Posted by: Y-not has a cold at November 23, 2010 04:29 PM (UcOiF)

I don't mind them so much as I mind the mindset inherent in them: You're Guilty until you Prove You Aren't.

---

That's a valid point. 

It is a problem if they send a lot of false positives.  On the other hand, there simply are not enough police around to enforce traffic laws.  It pisses me off that otherwise seemingly good people turn into scofflaws behind the wheel just because they can get away with it. 

I am curious about the recidivism rate.  How often do people who get these alter their driving patterns so that they stop running reds? 

Posted by: Y-not has a cold at November 23, 2010 12:43 PM (UcOiF)

86 100 AIDS is a fun T-day topic at dinner time.

What about me!?! Posted by: Syphilis

I refuse to be ignored Dan!!!

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2010 12:43 PM (iYbLN)

87 But I hate bad drivers and think a lot of them make a claim of "rights" when all they're doing is fucking with my right to drive without being hit by their out of control vehicles.

Yeah, my vehicle was way the Christ out of control at speeds approaching turbofuck velocity, clearly endangering children, small animals, and the feelings of good-government central-planning assfucks AND the kangaroo-raping thugs from Australia who funnel kickbacks from the proceeds fines back to them for the privilege of installing their fucking spy machines, when I got a ticket from one of these ass-fucking piece of shit jizzguard cameras for making a right turn on red at an empty fucking intersection at 10 o'fucking clock at night at about 15 miles per hour without coming to a complete and total absolute dead-calm fuck-me-frozen honest-Injun stop.

Fuck these cameras.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 23, 2010 12:44 PM (w8/m8)

88 Shit, I meant to be gonorrhea.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2010 12:44 PM (iYbLN)

89 The point was brought up that if they were really doing that to make things safer, they wouldn't have unmarked cars and hide out of view of people. They would be in plain view, since people automatically slow down when they see a police car in the area.

Except the cameras at traffic light intersections are usually marked and highly visible... and they do make people slow down, but the folks behind them still rear-end them.

Posted by: Y-not has a cold at November 23, 2010 12:45 PM (UcOiF)

90 Um, can you contract STDs from dead hobos? I mean, hypothetically?

Posted by: Some Random Moron at November 23, 2010 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

Posted by: Soothsayer with stuffing at November 23, 2010 12:45 PM (uFokq)

92 Posted by: Y-not has a cold at November 23, 2010 04:43 PM (UcOiF)

Actually, for that, they do work quite well (which is why I don't mind them in, and of, themselves).  When people know with almost 100% certainty that they'll get a ticket, they quit running the red lights.

That, though, starts its own problems: in one of the DFW Metroplex cities (Dallas, maybe?  But I thought it was one of the 'burbs) they're looking at getting rid of the cameras: they worked so well people aren't running red lights- so they're not generating any revenue and are accruing costs (monitoring, maintenance, etc.).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 23, 2010 12:46 PM (8y9MW)

93
Well, if you're blowing a dead hobo with AIDS, yeah probably.

Best thing to do to be safe is let the dead hobo with AIDS blow you.

Posted by: Soothsayer with stuffing at November 23, 2010 12:47 PM (uFokq)

94

In many ways this is a pain, but this level of exacting standards is part of the protection we're supposed to have from the Government- and they're just ignoring it.

 

Protection?  From the government?  What's that?

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2010 12:47 PM (G9ZYW)

95 Um, can you contract STDs from dead hobos? I mean, hypothetically? Posted by: Some Random Moron

Is there an exchange of fluids?
Ewwwww.

Posted by: concerned moron at November 23, 2010 12:47 PM (iYbLN)

96

at least you can mail order us.


Posted by: crabs at November 23, 2010 12:47 PM (ds8Yk)

97 when I got a ticket from one of these ass-fucking piece of shit jizzguard cameras for making a right turn on red at an empty fucking intersection at 10 o'fucking clock at night


You must live in a different state than I've lived in.  Every state I've lived in has traffic laws that are valid at any time of day or night, irrespective of how crowded I think the streets are.  I guess in your magical state everyone is attentive all the time and a complete expert at traffic conditions so they only have to obey the laws when they feel like it.


Anyway, there are two types of people.  People who obey laws/rules, irrespective of whether or not they'll get caught or whether or not they are inconvenienced by them, and people who know better. 

Posted by: Y-not has a cold at November 23, 2010 12:48 PM (UcOiF)

98
Stay tuned for my next essay where I show you, using statistics and shit, that owning a gun will not make you safer if your home is invaded.

Posted by: Professor in Houston at November 23, 2010 12:49 PM (uFokq)

99 Um, can you contract STDs from dead hobos? I mean, hypothetically?

Just douse them with bleach first and you'll be OK. Works for hookers too but they tend to complain.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 23, 2010 12:50 PM (tf9Ne)

100 Why am I always the red-headed stepchild?

Posted by: Hepatitis C at November 23, 2010 12:50 PM (iYbLN)

101 Um, can you contract STDs from dead hobos? I mean, hypothetically?

Posted by: Some Random Moron at November 23, 2010 04:45 PM (RD7QR)

Dead?  Never happened to me...

Posted by: Gary Ridgeway at November 23, 2010 12:52 PM (YX6i/)

102 You must live in a different state than I've lived in.  Every state I've lived in has traffic laws that are valid at any time of day or night, irrespective of how crowded I think the streets are.  I guess in your magical state everyone is attentive all the time and a complete expert at traffic conditions so they only have to obey the laws when they feel like it.

You're a huge fan of this TSA shit too, aren't you Y-not?  Gotta follow the rules, after all.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 23, 2010 12:55 PM (w8/m8)

103 You probably have the nerve to turn your radio dial!

Nobody gets to turn the fucking radio dial, God damn it.

Posted by: MARK! FUCKING! LEVIN! at November 23, 2010 12:57 PM (w8/m8)

104

Flashback: About 20 years ago, I read an article about how one of Canada's prairie provinces enacted tough laws against drunk driving. One consequence was the drcrease of available organs for transplants.

Posted by: Johnny Rico at November 23, 2010 12:57 PM (sWynj)

105

A lot of talk about pee pee diseases.  Is it okay for me to come out yet? 

Posted by: Helen Thomas' cooter at November 23, 2010 12:57 PM (G9ZYW)

106 We hope that car computers eventually are able to navigate to your destination on their own on autopilot. Nobody should be driving anyway. Too dangerous. Don't worry, the speed limits will increase now that humans are taken out of the mix.

Posted by: Your Betters at November 23, 2010 01:00 PM (G60Nl)

107 >>"You know how you spot a bad driver? Maryland tags."<< Proverbs 3:27, brother. Trust in the Lord to give you the straight skinny on people from Murlin.

Posted by: railwriter at November 23, 2010 01:00 PM (WovsE)

108 What are you worried about?

Posted by: The Diseases Clinging to Helen Thomas's Cooter at November 23, 2010 04:58 PM

 

Oh!  I didn't see you there.  Please don't hurt me.

Posted by: Helen Thomas' cooter at November 23, 2010 01:01 PM (G9ZYW)

109 What's next? TAILGATE CAMERAS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Some Dude at November 23, 2010 01:08 PM (Fx5TE)

110 Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2010 04:47 PM (G9ZYW)

Every household in the USA owning 1 or more guns.
Or the US Constitution.  But, nowadays, I'm betting on the guns.

War, the point is that the law is the law- if the turn was illegal, it was illegal.
Y-Not, the point is that there are times when the law is stupid and a real human cop would just let things slide- because they're not important.  The traffic cameras get rid of that judgment variable.

In fact, most traffic laws should be written with an asterisk at the end and the footnote: "Except when that would be stupid."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at November 23, 2010 01:09 PM (8y9MW)

111 93 Yet another manifestation of "the Maryland Mutation." Marylanders drive like idiots, generally speaking.

You are a wise man!

I was taught very young the wise addage "You know how you spot a bad driver? Maryland  Massachusetts tags."

Posted by: Chris in Va at November 23, 2010 04:39 PM (uCjoj)

Fixed it for you...

Posted by: SEBOregon at November 23, 2010 01:20 PM (Bk8Wa)

112

I was taught very young the wise addage "You know how you spot a bad driver? Maryland tags."

I learned that V cars* are piloted by maniacs.

(* — Volvo, Volkswagen, Vermont plate, Virginia plate.)

Posted by: FireHorse at November 23, 2010 01:21 PM (sWynj)

113

Those folks in FL are pikers.  In two years the city of Albuquerque raked in $5.8mil.

I got nailed for speeding a couple of times.  They wanted my license plate number in the memo field of the check.  Instead I put "Mayor Marty's Boat Fund" and "City of Albuquerque Fund for the Abolishment of the 6th Amendment".

 

Posted by: rockhead at November 23, 2010 01:21 PM (RykTt)

114

I researched, established and ran my department's Photo Enforcement for two years before I retired.  In Ohio, these are civil infractions kind of like a parking ticket.  Like any other law enforcement technique, photo enforcement can be abused.  Not all communities are smart about building good-will in setting up these programs.  We had the local news broadcast the location of the enforcement zones a month prior to turning on the switch, gave warnings another 30 days after the cameras went operational and tried to give the drivers a little slack if they had a reasonable excuse.  This resulted in our citizens being supportive of the program and not feeling needlessly screwed.

Rear-end crashes are a symptom of speeding.  If you don't do speed enforcement at the same time, some users have seen a rise in rear-end crashes.  However, the severity of injuries are usually much reduced compared to the broadside crash of a red light violation.

We ran a combined speed and red-light photo enforcement program.  We didn't issue a speeding infraction until 15+ mph over the posted limit.  After two years, we saw a dramatic reduction in crashes and injuries.

Frankly, I'm less than impressed with the argument that anyone has the right to run red lights and speed.  I've pulled too many dead people out of cars.  The only legitimate argument is if the speed limit is set unreasonably low; but, if the city leaves that to their traffic engineer, that shouldn't be an issue.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 23, 2010 01:26 PM (S2+uh)

115 Traffic cameras have all the reasoning of "no tolerance policies", and are just as useful.

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2010 01:28 PM (OlN4e)

116 >>Frankly, I'm less than impressed with the argument that anyone has the right to run red lights and speed. I've pulled too many dead people out of cars. The only legitimate argument is if the speed limit is set unreasonably low<< 1. People shouldn't run red lights. 2. People should run red lights if "the speed limit is set unreasonably low." Riddle me this: what's "unreasonable?"

Posted by: railwriter at November 23, 2010 01:36 PM (BsK3p)

117

@142:

Not here in Ohio.  A police officer has to view the images and video (there is a 12-second video clip) and then approve the notice of violation be issued.  After getting the ticket, the owner can request a hearing in front of a magistrate.

Like I said before, if the user is smart they can deflect a lot of criticism.  My Chief of Police and the City Council NEVER told me what to do.  I routinely changed a ticket into a warning if the person called me with a reasonable excuse.  However, start off telling me how I was violating your right to drive in violation of traffic law and at that point my willingness to listen went to zero and I'd tell that person to request a hearing with the magistrate.

 

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 23, 2010 01:39 PM (S2+uh)

118 Rear-end crashes are a symptom of speeding.

No they aren't.  They're a symptom of the car in front of you slamming on its brakes in bumper-to-bumper traffic, trying to stop on a dime, because its driver has been conditioned by fear of these cameras to do so the moment the light turns yellow.  Collisions of this type routinely happen at speeds of 35 mph and under.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 23, 2010 01:41 PM (w8/m8)

119

@143:

I was talking about two different things.  Our program enforced for both red light and speed violations.  I was trying to say that there was a possibility of a defense of the speeding violation if the community set the speed limit unreasonably -- like 25mph on a controlled access highway.  Not all users of photo enforcement are running a good program.

A defense for the red light violation might be something like "I tried to stop but slid through on the ice."  I could review the video, see your speed was low and your brake lights were illuminated.  At that point, no sweat - I made it a warning. 

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 23, 2010 01:48 PM (S2+uh)

120 Cameras do little to increase any kind of security or safety.
The more cameras we have the more crime increases. When I was growing up, security cameras were non existent. I remember the local K-Mart got ecurity cameras and it was the biggest deal. Has shoplifting decreased?  Look at DC. It's the freaking security camera capital of the world and yet how many murders take place there? How much crime is there in DC? The whole freaking government is corrupt!
Even when t eh installed cameras in the school buses it was suppose to stop bullying. I think that lasted about a week. Heck we've got  shows on TV broadcasting breakins, vandalism and theft all from security cameras! All it's done is make the thugs stars of their own reality shows!

Posted by: jellytoast at November 23, 2010 01:48 PM (1fSKb)

121

@145:

Trust me on this one.  Most rear-end collisions are due to the driver of the rear car driving in excess of the posted speed limit and following too close. 

The worst street we  had for rear-end collisions before establishing the photo enforcement program was a four lane street with 35mph speed limit.  We were routinely having cars traveling 50+ mph.  We couldn't raise the speed limit because it was a residential street.

After setting up the photo enforcement program, the incidents of speeding went down and the rear-end collisions were almost entirely eliminated.

 

 

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 23, 2010 01:56 PM (S2+uh)

122 Fun debate -- signing off to get some chow

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 23, 2010 01:59 PM (S2+uh)

123

Buckeye Cop

I don't have problems with Police enforcing reasonable laws, including traffic laws. Hell, my Son is a cop. My problem is with traffic cameras in general, and by extension "crime prevention cameras". They aren't there to uphold the law, they are there to screw people, for the most part. If not today, then in the future. They will become a tool of oppression, plain and simple.

Posted by: maddogg at November 23, 2010 02:01 PM (OlN4e)

124 The put the cameras up around here at the same time as they lowered all the speed limits (in the urban centers) and shortened yellow light lengths.

I don't think it helped safety, but we're the only town in California that's not broke, so I guess it did something (snark).

I keep telling them they need to lengthen the delay between one light turning red and the next turning green, but they never listen. Most red light running happens a second or two after the change (especially with all the new short yellows around here... there's one major intersection where I swear the yellow light lasts less than a second).

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