April 09, 2021
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Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 11:19 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 11:19 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 11:20 AM (/XOcP)
Something in the Bible that so aptly describes the Disciples of the Left.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2021 11:21 AM (oqARD)
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 09, 2021 11:19 AM (LvTSG)
Yeah, I get that a lot...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 11:21 AM (82p9E)
And that cheeseburger looks really, really yummy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 11:22 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_at April 09, 2021 11:20 AM (/XOcP)
This is known.Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 11:22 AM (82p9E)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2021 11:22 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 11:22 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 11:22 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 09, 2021 11:23 AM (sjdRT)
after that cheeseburger...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 11:23 AM (8D42x)
It does look divine, though.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 09, 2021 11:23 AM (cwI4U)
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 11:24 AM (/XOcP)
Oh, I love that quote by that lady Gorokhova. I'm guessing she said it in reference to the USSR, because of the Russian patronym.
But it completely encapsulates life in 21st-century America. Everything is a lie, and everyone plays along.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (Uh2oA)
Pendulous content!!!Posted by
iogenesat April 09, 2021 11:24 AM (CSE/0)
I offer to support her in any way i can...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (8D42x)
Uh, you came to work to fill orders for fucking balloons. Why didn't YOU stay home?
Posted by: The_Hoser at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (b9pgb)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (7dN4m)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 09, 2021 11:26 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2021 11:26 AM (dfRN6)
A Boston hospital will offer "preferential care based on race†and "race-explicit interventions†for patients. Brigham and Women’s Hospital will implement a "reparations framework†for distributing medical resources.
Anti-racism for the win!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 11:26 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 09, 2021 11:27 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 09, 2021 11:27 AM (hOUT3)
And since we're still in the Octave of Easter, even though it's Friday I'm all OVER that bacon cheeseburger!Posted by:Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2021
Pepperoni pizza for dinner tonight!
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 11:27 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2021 11:27 AM (qc+VF)
https://youtu.be/b8I2HavEEPE
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2021 11:27 AM (oqARD)
Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 09, 2021 11:27 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 11:28 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 11:28 AM (HaL55)
28 In&Out Burger or 3 Guys Burger or What-A-Burger?Yes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 09, 2021 11:28 AM (cwI4U)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 11:28 AM (82p9E)
Uh, you came to work to fill orders for fucking balloons.You should ask if he hates fucking balloons. Do it for us.Posted by: The_Hose rat April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (b9pgb)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 11:28 AM (t+qrx)
I use Comodo firewall. Recently it just.. up and uninstalled itself. Reinstalled the latest version.
First scan, it flagged some PDF's as malware and wanted to nuke them. None of my other scan tools or AV is flagging them. All of the PDF's are copies of election lawsuit filings....
Posted by: somedood at April 09, 2021 11:28 AM (oXIiU)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2021 11:28 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2021 11:30 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2021 11:30 AM (K7+1y)
Posted by: Unkaren at April 09, 2021 11:30 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:30 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: The_Hoser at April 09, 2021 11:21 AM (b9pgb)
This is a two step plan that I approve.
Posted by: Bilwis, Now devouring only vegan souls at April 09, 2021 11:30 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2021 11:30 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2021 11:31 AM (U1eOr)
The Joe Biden quiz is hilariousThe animated version is even better.Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 11:31 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: nishdoogedacht at April 09, 2021 11:31 AM (WusEB)
In&Out Burger or 3 Guys Burger or What-A-Burger? Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (3H9h1)
I don't think In-N-Out does bacon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 11:31 AM (Ez6QX)
You steal an election for a guy, and this is the thanks you get?
Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 11:32 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: zmdavid at April 09, 2021 11:32 AM (xqRaG)
But it completely encapsulates life in 21st-century America. Everything is a lie, and everyone plays along.
Posted by:Yudhishthira's Diceat April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (Uh2oA)
She kinda stole it from Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:32 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 11:32 AM (lgiXo)
Anti-racism for the win!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 11:26 AM (VVEnO)
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The correct answer would be all white people not going to that hospital, thus bankrupting it, but then you'd be RAYCESS
Posted by: The_Hoser at April 09, 2021 11:34 AM (b9pgb)
Posted by: National Security Agency at April 09, 2021 11:34 AM (Jsjd7)
Uh, you came to work to fill orders for fucking balloons. Why didn't YOU stay home?
Of all the things this flu nonsense has exposed, the most notable is hypocrisy of action and inconsistency of logical thought.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 11:34 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: ycrttx at April 09, 2021 11:34 AM (a6lyF)
Posted by: CZ = Wanted Criminal Because, CZ at April 09, 2021 11:34 AM (MkuC5)
My brother ran into JLH and her mom in Maui way back in the day. Small talk ensued and he ended up having dinner with the two of them and even getting JLH's cell number. He said back then she was a very grounded 20 year old and a delight to talk to. Things have obviously changed.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (k/TB6)
You steal an election for a guy, and this is the thanks you get?
Posted by:Wallyat April 09, 2021 11:32 AM (FJYfm)
========What are they going to do?
Outline the cheating in an effort to undermine the presidency?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ycrttx at April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (a6lyF)
You just have to learn how to unhinge your jaw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (mzC78)
Screw JLH - check out that cheeseburger!
*fistbump* on both ideas, but I'd rather have the cheeburger first.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (HaL55)
So, why are they not linking the current narrative of increased anti-Asian violence on Biden's occupation of the White House? Oh right, they're on the same side as him. My bad.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 09, 2021 11:36 AM (cwI4U)
Posted by:Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlordat April 09, 2021 11:27 AM (z5Vrg)
You're right that those who sacrifice their liberty for security will end up with neither, as the founders observed. But in order to get to the socialist paradise, where every need is met by the government, where every runny nose is blown and dirty bottom is wiped by the state, to guarantee all of these things, that's where you lose your freedom, as you are no longer free to do these things your way, bur rather you must do things the state's way, else their "guarantee" of perfect safety is null and void.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 11:36 AM (82p9E)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2021 11:36 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 11:37 AM (7dN4m)
Posted by: CZ = Wanted Criminal Because, CZ at April 09, 2021 11:38 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 09, 2021 11:38 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2021 11:36 AM
Her elbows are way too big for my tastes.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2021 11:38 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Big V at April 09, 2021 11:39 AM (6Pqz7)
She did not complain however about her assets getting her those roles instead of waiting tables due to her "acting"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2021 11:39 AM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 11:39 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Prince Ruprecht's Genital Cuff at April 09, 2021 11:40 AM (XIrWl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:40 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2021 11:40 AM (8eSmR)
Posted by:Quilters Irish Death at April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (k/TB6) And you are today's winner! I think this is your first, isn't it? Here's your prize: &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 11:41 AM (82p9E)
I'm honestly not interested in burgers that are too big for my mouth. That may sound like a euphemism, but it isn't.Posted by:Northernlurker, now with more lurk than everat April 09, 2021 11:39 AM (lgiXo)
It just requires a different approach. You go at it expedition-style, not alpine-style. Set up base camp and cache supplies up towards the summit.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 11:42 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2021 11:43 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:44 AM (mzC78)
You just have to learn how to unhinge your jaw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (mzC7
I got this...
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at April 09, 2021 11:45 AM (BgMrQ)
She kinda stole it from Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Posted by:Tamiat April 09, 2021 11:32 AM (cF8AT)
I couldn't find the Solzhenitsyn quote, I knew he had said something similar, but when I went looking for it, all I found was hers.Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 11:45 AM (82p9E)
You trade your rights for protection...of course the problem is there is nothing to protect you from YOUR strongman. You've become in a sense his property so he wants to protect you from the other strongmen.
Eventually the RCC provided a little of that as an alternate source of political power, but this is a problem Europe *never* really solved. And the answer to the problem? Armed, civilian militias that make the strongmen/"selfless civil servants" afraid to do things the populace doesn't want them to do.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2021 11:45 AM (JMMlQ)
It tis, much thanks to the gracious host OM.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 09, 2021 11:46 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 09, 2021 11:47 AM (1lKRm)
No, really.
Looks around. Place is just not the same.
I will endeavor to persevere through these hard times.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2021 11:47 AM (sd8p8)
Shake Shack
Posted by:Heavy Metaat April 09, 2021 11:38 AM (gryET)
I have an in-n-out and a 5 guys just down the street. 2 totally different things. In-n-out is more fast-foodish. Their fries are an acquired taste, but definitely fresh as it gets. 5 guys has a good burger, not crazy about the way it steams itself in the foil if you take it home. They take their fries seriously, but honestly I cannot even dent a small order. I like Mooyah burger (smaller chain) it's a really good burger (angus) - their fries are ok. My favorite here in CA is Habit Burger that started in Santa Barbara. It's a charbroiled burger and actually tastes like something I'd make. Their fries are very good - the best of all of them. The best thing is a combo is cheaper than a freaking quarter pounder combo at mcdonalds.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 09, 2021 11:47 AM (46GDR)
I used to always refer to her as Jennifer Love Her Huge Tits. Was that wrong?Yes. Too many syllables for the middle name.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2021 11:36 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 11:48 AM (Jsjd7)
I guess JLH became a thing after I quit going to movies and watching TV. All I know is that she an actress with big tits, not that there is anything wrong with that.Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:40 AM (mzC7
She started getting popular when I was in high school (we are the same age), but in movies that I didn't give a shit about. I don't think I could say that I've seen a movie she's in to this day.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 11:48 AM (t+qrx)
Photo 5 looks like it will result in a chalk outline on the pavement. Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2021 11:43 AM (U1eOr)
Whenever I fall next I'll try to strike that exact pose and see how it works out for me.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 11:48 AM (7dN4m)
Posted by:18-1 at April 09, 2021 11:45 AM (JMMlQ)
Hence the PMITA prisons.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 11:50 AM (82p9E)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2021 11:51 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Patrisse Khan-Cullors at April 09, 2021 11:51 AM (vGJY7)
She did not complain however about her assets getting her those roles instead of waiting tables due to her "acting"
She is treading a well-worn path, from Raquel Welch to Jennifer Connelly. They may, in fact, sometimes be decent actresses, but they're being disingenuous if they suggest it wasn't their cup size that got them their starts over 106 other actresses, almost all of whom didn't make it despite being superior actresses.
Posted by: pep at April 09, 2021 11:51 AM (v16oJ)
So, Montgomery county has banned undetectable ghost guns. How are they going to find them? Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2021 11:51 AM (sd8p
With red flag laws.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 11:52 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ripley at April 09, 2021 11:52 AM (MxEKc)
You're not supposed to eat it, ou're supposed to take a picture of it and post it on Instagram. IK, then use a knife and fork on it.
Instagram has resulted in a lot of dramatically-presented food that is not particularly easy to eat.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2021 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
Midshipman Phillips was Mentioned in Dispatches for being in charge of a searchlight platform on HMS Valiant at that battle.
It was at very close range, and the searchlights were a prime target of the smaller guns on the Italian CAs and BBs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2021 11:52 AM (u82oZ)
She started getting popular when I was in high school (we are the same age), but in movies that I didn't give a shit about. I don't think I could say that I've seen a movie she's in to this day.
Same here. If it weren't for the Horde, I'd really have no idea who she is for real. I thought she was Buffy TVS there for a minute.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 11:53 AM (HaL55)
Its kind of effective in the sense that the strongman relies on the serfs for food and labor so there's a natural limit to their oppression. But yes, without a moral component, the tyranny can be pretty brutal (see Russia, where the peasants had no rights, no power, no education and basically were dirt).
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 09, 2021 11:53 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by:Sharon(willow's apprentice)at April 09, 2021 11:51 AM (sd8p
You rang?
Posted by: Egon Spengler at April 09, 2021 11:53 AM (82p9E)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 09, 2021 11:54 AM (KZzsI)
How does one eat a burger that big. Seriously, it's stupid to build something like that...tasty, but stupid. Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 09, 2021 11:27 AM (BgMrQ)
You just have to learn how to unhinge your jaw.Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (mzC7
Agree completely
Posted by: Lena Dunhamm at April 09, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: 496
Damn shame what they did to that dog.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 11:55 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 09, 2021 11:55 AM (nBngZ)
The Prince and the Queen were a remarkably devoted couple, given their station in life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2021 11:55 AM (u82oZ)
It's like ". . . you have nothing to fear, except fear itself!", which I never understood why it was so iconic.
Posted by: Unkaren at April 09, 2021 11:55 AM (vGJY7)
Ghost guns don't kill people, ghosts kill people! Wait. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2021 11:55 AM (bDqIh)
Got tired of having longer hair on the sides and none on top so I told them to get a #2 clipper and use it all around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 11:56 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2021 11:56 AM (U1eOr)
It was at very close range, and the searchlights were a prime target of the smaller guns on the Italian CAs and BBs.
I wonder if anyone every tried towing searchlights on a platform a mile or two back during a sea battle, so as to draw the enemy's fire. I seem to remember some British captain of sail doing that, but nothing since. Seems like a good idea.
Posted by: pep at April 09, 2021 11:56 AM (v16oJ)
A nice secluded little compound where the cartels can store and repackage drugs under a shield of Black Democratium.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:56 AM (mzC78)
And the rest are climate change libs...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2021 11:56 AM (Zmnko)
Same here. If it weren't for the Horde, I'd really have no idea who she is for real. I thought she was Buffy TVS there for a minute.Ah yeah, no. That's the other one. Yeah, her.
Posted by:BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.at April 09, 2021 11:53 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 11:57 AM (t+qrx)
https://youtu.be/2RqVOn-pJsY
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 09, 2021 11:57 AM (KZzsI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMW4AqbuSGg
Story of the Best Meme EVER: "Never Gonna Give You Up" & Rickrolling
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 09, 2021 11:58 AM (cnNUe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMW4AqbuSGg
Story of the Best Meme EVER: "Never Gonna Give You Up" & Rickrolling
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 09, 2021 11:59 AM (cnNUe)
I used to have to deal with addicts telling me that their Viet Nam war experiences made them addicts. Alas many of them would have been about 11 or 12 when the war ended. I always called them out on their lies, but it was odd how many MSWs and young MDs had no idea of the dates involved or could not subtract.
WWII is over and no amount of movies and fiction can change this. We have other villains, to be sure, but screaming nazi is fucking stupid
Posted by: CN at April 09, 2021 12:00 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2021 11:36 AM
Nope.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2021 12:00 PM (9Om/r)
And the rest are climate change libs...
Posted by:It's me donnaat April 09, 2021 11:56 AM (Zmnko)
=========="It is my royal duty to return this island to its state 300 years ago before the Industrial Revolution, before pollution destroyed out planet, and before the plebes knew what was good for them." -King Charles
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 12:00 PM (LvTSG)
I guess that now, what with fire-control radar, and night vision systems, the need for searchlights has diminished.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 12:00 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 09, 2021 12:00 PM (J0Tcs)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 12:01 PM (5HBd1)
I wonder if anyone every tried towing searchlights on a platform a mile or two back during a sea battle, so as to draw the enemy's fire. I seem to remember some British captain of sail doing that, but nothing since. Seems like a good idea.
Posted by: pep at April 09, 2021 11:56 AM (v16oJ)
On land, the Brit made entire fake towns by putting lights out in cow pastures and the Germans actually bombed them. So it wouldn't surprise me if they tried the same at sea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2021 12:01 PM (xfb67)
Tactical
Because his (Obama) administration is the one who invaded Libya, Created and continues to support ISIS, Tried to bomb Syria, funded and supported the overthrow on the democratically elected government of Ukraine thus putting us in the war path with Nuclear Russia. Look it up.
Posted by: Corner Stone at April 09, 2021 12:01 PM (cnNUe)
I wonder if anyone every tried towing searchlights on a platform a mile or two back during a sea battle, so as to draw the enemy's fire. I seem to remember some British captain of sail doing that, but nothing since. Seems like a good idea.
I don't know dick about maneuvers at sea but I'd imagine towing anything effectively turns your vessel into the length of the tow line and barge plus your ship. And therefore limits maneuvering while increasing possible snags for others.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 12:01 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 09, 2021 12:01 PM (KZzsI)
Curses!
Posted by: ycrttx at April 09, 2021 12:02 PM (a6lyF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*fist bump.
Bought clippers. Wife clips whole head on #2 guide. Get a haircut about every two weeks.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 12:04 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 12:04 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2021 12:05 PM (GIu18)
Same here. If it weren't for the Horde, I'd really have no idea who she is for real. I thought she was Buffy TVS there for a minute.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021
In the first pic, she does look something like Sarah Michelle Gellar. Jennifer was and is a contemporary of SMG.
JLH first came to prominence in a dramatic series called Party of Five in the mid '90s, starring Matthew Fox, the lead on Lost a few years later. Lacey Chabert, later of Mean Girls, played one of Fox's siblings.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 12:05 PM (/XOcP)
You just have to learn how to unhinge your jaw.
Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (mzC7
In N' Out sells a 100x100 burger. That's going to be a challenge to eat!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 09, 2021 12:06 PM (mdjgu)
For those not aware, the Astra Zeneca vaxx has been suspended or modified in its administration by numerous EU jurisdiction. Now here in the US, the J and J jab is being suspended due to similar adverse effects as the A-Z jab:
https://tinyurl.com/yvuu64cd
Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2021 12:06 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 09, 2021 12:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 09, 2021 12:06 PM (KGK6U)
I know modern subs will drop sonobuoys that give off a signature that sounds like a sub, to throw pursuers and targeters off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2021 12:07 PM (bxPTJ)
*fistbump* on both ideas, but I'd rather have the cheeburger first.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 11:35 AM (HaL55)
You know how we know you're old?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 09, 2021 12:08 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: pep at April 09, 2021 12:08 PM (v16oJ)
Jennifer Love Hewitt was in Maxim maybe three or four times starting in November 1999 and FHM at least once in 2002. But that was gross.
Posted by: stv at April 09, 2021 12:09 PM (m4GYV)
You must have watched Master and Commander recently.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 12:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2021 12:10 PM (DJFLF)
I'm sure that the Cheese Council will want to weigh in so let me 'splain ... I've tried dozens of types of cheese and they all taste like rancid milk. I don't know if it's a genetic thing or what but it's nauseating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2021 12:11 PM (EjmvJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 12:11 PM (5HBd1)
147Got tired of having longer hair on the sides and none on top so I told them to get a #2 clipper and use it all around.
Posted by:Hadrian the Seventh
*fist bump.
Bought clippers. Wife clips whole head on #2 guide. Get a haircut about every two weeks.Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 12:04 PM (OCTRt)
Same here. Except for the beard. I keep the beard growing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 09, 2021 12:12 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2021 12:12 PM (DJFLF)
If you loved her huge tits then I'd say it's spot on.
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Posted by: Javems at April 09, 2021 12:12 PM (8SSHh)
Y'all don't burn the place down again.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 12:12 PM (HaL55)
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Posted by: Corner Stone at April 09, 2021 12:13 PM (cnNUe)
I don't know dick about maneuversat sea but I'd imagine towing anything effectively turns your vessel into the length of the tow line and barge plus your ship. And therefore limits maneuvering while increasing possible snags for others.Testing testing.Posted by:Tonypeteat April 09, 2021 12:01 PM (Rvt8
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Posted by: azjaeger at April 09, 2021 12:14 PM (qQYhu)
I don't know dick about maneuversat sea but I'd imagine towing anything effectively turns your vessel into the length of the tow line and barge plus your ship. And therefore limits maneuvering while increasing possible snags for others.Posted by:Tonypeteat April 09, 2021 12:01 PM (Rvt8
Testing again
Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 09, 2021 12:15 PM (82p9E)
I know modern subs will drop sonobuoys that give off a signature that sounds like a sub, to throw pursuers and targeters off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2021 12:07 PM (bxPTJ)
Those are countermeasures, sonobuoys are used to find submarines and are usually dropped by aircraft.
Countermeasures are just glorified noisemakers, sometimes electronic and sometimes chemical. The idea is to raise the background noise to hide the actual submarine. We never launched one countermeasure when I was in Navy, even though we did lots of sub on sub torpedo shoots. I was trained to not have much faith in them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2021 12:16 PM (xfb67)
It took years before the feds admitted to serious reaction to the swine flu vaxx.
Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2021 12:16 PM (DJFLF)
Jennifer "Tits" Hewitt was just complaining the other day about being judged and objectified by her bosoms.Then she should have it out with them.
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Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 12:16 PM (t+qrx)
Delingpole had a good interview/lecture by a former Pfizer researcher on his podcast. Worth a listen just for skeptics' sake.
Dr. Mike Yeadon https://tinyurl.com/5e5385b2
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2021 12:16 PM (pAjZN)
Nah, it'll be fine.
Posted by: Capt. Queeg at April 09, 2021 12:16 PM (v16oJ)
Baltimore, Detroit, Atlanta, and Chicongo prove this one laughably wrong.
Posted by: Your Name Here at April 09, 2021 12:16 PM (nLq9e)
Ships had a towed system called Nixie, which was there to confuse sonar.
Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 12:16 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2021 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)
It took years before the feds admitted to serious reaction to the swine flu vaxx.
Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2021 12:16 PM (DJFLF)
I'm sure they claimed that one was "safe and effective" too.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2021 12:18 PM (II3Gr)
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@JackPosobiec 13m
BREAKING: Juror was questioned by Judge about report of book deal in the works, per @HLNTV
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 12:19 PM (cF8AT)
As I understand it, Moderna's own website info page specifically states the jab is not a vaccine.
Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2021 12:19 PM (DJFLF)
How are morons posting the blockquote?Posted by:kallistoat April 09, 2021 12:17 PM (DJFLF)
'quote' and '/quote' in square brackets
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 12:19 PM (t+qrx)
I haven't really studied it, but I'd guess the "make Jesus Lord" concept was well understood for the same reason. People subjected themselves to local (worldy) lords, and basically became their servant/property, but also got protection benefits.
A difference, JC is head, but also our brother, and we are joint heirs ... in the spiritual realm. But even in monarchies, it was not so bad if there was a good king. Then came USA .. and now we elect our public servants, to serve US. (hahahahahaha, of course they do)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2021 12:20 PM (Cus5s)
She'd better give back all that money and fame she earned on the back(?) of her flesh and fat blobs coupled to mammary glands.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 09, 2021 12:20 PM (9Ovst)
I am seeing prices for a lot of things inching upwards.
you're not kidding. i paid a bit more than $4 for an egg mcmuffin this morning.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 12:21 PM (oY6Yp)
185How are morons posting the blockquote?Posted by:kallistoat April 09, 2021 12:17 PM (DJFLF)
I just discovered how to do this.
Put the word 'quote' (without the quote marks) inside block parentheses. Then '/quote' to terminate the indentation.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 12:21 PM (82p9E)
Glad it's all just situational.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2021 12:23 PM (sWM8x)
'quote' and '/quote' in square bracketsPosted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 12:19 PM (t+qrx)
test
Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 12:23 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2021 12:24 PM (sd8p8)
190mRNA 'vaccines' and the Covid farce:
As I understand it, Moderna's own website info page specifically states the jab is not a vaccine.
Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2021 12:19 PM (DJFLF)
Because it isn't. A vaccine is something that stimulates the immune system to develop antibodies.
mRNA vaccines do nothing with the immune system. It instructs the body to create proteins to block the corona virus from attaching to cells.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 09, 2021 12:24 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 09, 2021 12:26 PM (KZzsI)
BBcode tag reference
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 12:26 PM (Jsjd7)
Today it seems a new permanent opening position went to a Hispanic lesbian instead.
Guess straight white girl temp has some bad luck.
Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 12:26 PM (Ojki1)
32 How does one eat a burger that big. Seriously, it's stupid to build something like that...tasty, but stupid.I used to eat burgers that size when I was younger. Aussie "burger with the lot", which includes the expected beef patty, cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and pickles, but also a fried egg, grilled pineapple, and beetroot.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 09, 2021 12:26 PM (PiXy!)
Jennifer "Tits" Hewitt was just complaining the other day about being judged and objectified by her bosoms.
Understandable. Her tits have figured prominently in her acting roles, intentionally (directors know what gets and keeps young male viewer attention). But hey, at least she can say this now after making good money off of them for years in Hollywood. Not like she was complaining about this when she was 20.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2021 12:27 PM (bDqIh)
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Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 12:27 PM (82p9E)
196I'm getting a bad feeling about the Ukraine situation. And the Iran situation. And the Taiwan situation. And the North Korea situation.
Glad it's all just situational.Posted by:Meade Lux Lewisat April 09, 2021 12:23 PM (sWM8x)/Quote
Testing my block quote abilities..
But yes, I'm also getting some bad feelings about all that. Thankfully our newly "woke" military will up to the task, right?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 09, 2021 12:28 PM (9Ovst)
Human beings are flawed creations prone to self interest and cruelty. Hell, I ran across an amusing video on the problems of even being an "enlightened" despot;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs
Jesus, of course, is rather more then we mere mortals.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2021 12:29 PM (JMMlQ)
I used to eat burgers that size when I was younger. Aussie "burger with the lot", which includes the expected beef patty, cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and pickles, but also a fried egg, grilled pineapple, and beetroot.Posted by:Pixy Misa at April 09, 2021 12:26 PM (PiXy!)
Good heavens, how could you even move after eating one of those things?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 09, 2021 12:32 PM (82p9E)
Guess straight white girl temp has some bad luck.
Out: Sleeping with the male boss to get ahead
In: Sleeping with the female boss to get ahead
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2021 12:33 PM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 09, 2021 12:33 PM (8Rwem)
And with many suffering from headache as a side effect probably are experiencing small clots and/or high blood pressure.
I for one consider this enough of a problem to be able to convincingly persuade my Doc. to not take the "vaccine" at this time.
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