March 29, 2010
— Dave in Texas Here's something I know about calling people racists and hatemongers when they aren't racists or hatemongers.
It pisses them off. As well it should. But that's the narrative now, Americans who are rightly furious with the Administration and Congress at forcing through the largest vote-buying act in history don't have reasons, they just have hate.
Ed "the Round Mound of Sound"* Schultz gets lazy with the Heritage Foundation's Ernest Istook and cannot seal the deal.
Ed gets his own funny ha-ha words about Dick Cheney (they oughta rip out the heart of Dick Cheney) fed back to him with a side of "physician heal thyself" and fumbles the rest of the interview.
Talking points are not really effective show prep Ed.
video tip via Rosetta.
* yeah, it's a cheap shot. I liked it.
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What a maroon!
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 06:33 PM (593B8)
Posted by: mikeyboss at March 29, 2010 06:35 PM (4EaGb)
Anyone who dislikes, in any way, a policy, thought, direction etc. of this administration is a racist - straight up.
Racists!!!!
Posted by: janeane garofalo at March 29, 2010 06:35 PM (y3seB)
Thanks someguy! Let me ask you something.
Suck my dick.
Okay, that's not really a question.
If you want to find me a link of this video somewhere else, I'm not gonna change it. But thanks for looking.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 29, 2010 06:36 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: Warm Mountain at March 29, 2010 06:36 PM (2oxHP)
What a feckless crap weasel
Posted by: Mudshark at March 29, 2010 06:36 PM (DlLyT)
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 06:36 PM (VRJIW)
Political violence is almost purely from the left and has been so for some good amount of time. But this new idiocy, that someone who says "reload" or showing crosshairs is inciting violence, is among the most transparent stupidity ever seen in public (though The Precedent's daily stupidity makes everything else pale by comparison, really).
The left is losing it, big time, and they are looking to scorch the earth as they go. This is the left replaying Hussein (the left loves husseins) intentionally dumping 40,000,000 barrels of oil into the gulf (that not one lefty or greenie ever said 'boo' about) and lighting just about every oil well in Kuwait on fire, all as he was retreating in one of the most humiliating military defeats in all of human history. That is exactly what the left (and The Precedent and Congressional junta) are trying to do, right now. They want this nation to burn. Of course, The Precedent's intention was always to see the US in flames, but now he has the useful idiots along with him.
This is going to get very, very ugly, because there is no way for the left to step down from the insane positions they are taking - in addition to all the crazy, anti-American shit they have done over the last year - above and beyond their usual crazy anti-American shit, by orders of magnitude.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 06:37 PM (N49h9)
Why the fuck are you posting MSNBC video? Giving a wider audience than it woudl normally have?
That's fucking dumb.
It's like Scott Brown picking a fight with a lesbian. Dude, that's fucking rookie mistake.
Dumb.
Pull the post. Idiot.
You guys are doing nobody any favors.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 06:38 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: sandbagger at March 29, 2010 06:39 PM (IOKTj)
When I was in college (a long time ago), I was called a n*gger lover and pushed down a flight of stairs because I had a black roommate. I was the only person in the whole dorm who would agree to room with her. And I ate meals with her sometimes in the cafeteria. Now, somehow, I'm a frikkin racist. *spit*
Your problem is that you didn't realize what a straight up racist you would turn out to be. It doesn't matter what your personal qualifications, beliefs, actions may be ... if you so much as dare to utter a single disagreement with "the One" you are a f'n racist.
Got it?
Posted by: janeane garofalo at March 29, 2010 06:39 PM (y3seB)
Posted by: Warm Mountain at March 29, 2010 10:36 PM (2oxHP)
Best part is that the same asshat who pushed you down the stairs is probably voting straight Democrat and calling you a racist. Democrats are flexible that way! Just ask Hillary "Jew Bastard" Clinton!
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 06:40 PM (593B8)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at March 29, 2010 06:40 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Anonymoose at March 29, 2010 06:40 PM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 29, 2010 06:41 PM (Yx3vn)
Jesus, no wonder we're having our asses handed to us. We have guys sitting around watching MSNBC instead of perusing DNC FEC reports.
And then posting up THEIR video, for Christsakes.
I mean, you can't make this shit up.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 06:41 PM (VRJIW)
Thanks for posting this, Dave. (ignore the asshole Someguy)
Posted by: aquaviva at March 29, 2010 06:42 PM (KhUhp)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 29, 2010 06:42 PM (HpT9p)
You can't beat a clue into that guy if you had him duct taped to a tree and a dozen of Mexican kids thinking he's a piñata Posted by: Dave C
John Boehner will not condemn this!
Posted by: sandbagger at March 29, 2010 06:42 PM (IOKTj)
Today was not a good day to be a lefty on MSNBC
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 06:42 PM (I9Amv)
Posted by: Phil at March 29, 2010 06:42 PM (jr7Cb)
Posted by: Sit on a potato pan, Otis at March 29, 2010 06:42 PM (QBQcg)
Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 29, 2010 06:43 PM (MchcS)
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 06:44 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Warm Mountain at March 29, 2010 06:44 PM (2oxHP)
So fuck off, you posing douchebag. I was doing "Politics 101" when you were in your mom's fallopian tubes. Again, in case there was any confusion, fuck off.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 06:44 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: Anonymoose
More right wing hate on display. I demand Sarah Palin condemn this!
Posted by: sandbagger at March 29, 2010 06:45 PM (IOKTj)
21 boy, got some rocket scientists tonight, don't we?
Hey! I know a couple of rocket scientists. They're over at H2 wondering who the hell "someguyscuminmyasseverysinglenight" is.
Posted by: XBradTC at March 29, 2010 06:45 PM (cB95w)
and yes, someguy is the troll who pretends to be a republican and gives dem talking points.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 06:45 PM (7VvJB)
During their terms in office, they both shot someone in the face! Shouldn't that count for something?
Posted by: LousisanaLightning at March 29, 2010 06:45 PM (Nsz+x)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 06:46 PM (N49h9)
Holy eff.
I cannot watch that dude. He truly terrifies me.
I did make it far enough to hear him say that him calling to rip Cheney's heart out was not rhetoric.
Okey dokey arthichokey, Red!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 29, 2010 06:46 PM (vvtVP)
Nothing he's saying will help your party.
Anyone who offers you constructive criticism is a troll you can write off.
Im just a troll.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 06:46 PM (VRJIW)
Havoc, now we could use somathat...
Posted by: Mudshark at March 29, 2010 06:46 PM (DlLyT)
Posted by: Anonymoose at March 29, 2010 06:47 PM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 29, 2010 06:47 PM (Yx3vn)
Penis envy. Really.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 06:47 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: sladenyv at March 29, 2010 06:47 PM (saiGq)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 06:48 PM (I9Amv)
@12
Hey, Someguy:
Why do have to be such an offensive a$$hole? You don't want Dave to post Mr. Ed's video but you can disagree without being disagreeable.
Me, on the otherhand, I found the video interesting.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at March 29, 2010 06:48 PM (bCQG3)
Posted by: Dave S at March 29, 2010 06:48 PM (UvR6d)
Warm Mountain - peace ... I'm trying to remember some Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy to ease your spirit ... can't remember anything.
Must look into archives for epic haiku at AOSHQ.
Once a rascist bitch
Always a racist bee-yotch
Despite best of intentions.
Posted by: janeane garofalo at March 29, 2010 06:48 PM (y3seB)
Someguy,
It is important to hear what the other side is saying, even if it comes from a prolapsed anus like Ed Schulz. Yes, it is possible this quadrupled his audience, but only for ridicule. Lighten up, you sound really butt hurt for no reason.
Posted by: Roborob at March 29, 2010 06:48 PM (puhhF)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 06:48 PM (ip4Yg)
Someguy is not a troll. Too excitable, but no troll.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 06:48 PM (593B8)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 29, 2010 06:50 PM (Yx3vn)
Me neither.
Don't like the content here? Go piss up a rope and try LGF or HuffPo--OR START YOUR OWN SUPERGENIUS BLOG HIDEOUT SO THAT WE CAN BASK IN YOUR OBVIOUS GLORY. Goddamn, you people are irritating.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 06:50 PM (u/YJA)
RAWRRRR!!!! Your site sucks! RAWWWRRRR!!!
Don't punch down!!!
RAWRRRRRR! Dolts!
RAWRRRRRR!!! You don't know how to run a blog! Rawwrrrrrrr!!!! This blog does not INTEREST me!!!!
I'm so angry I'm going to smash a glass vase right over my head! Rawwwrrrrrr!!!!
Rawwrrrrr!!!! I had a blog once, but only my sister read it. And she never once commented. Not ONCE, the bitch! Rawwrrrrrr!!!!
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 06:51 PM (QoR4a)
I think the answer is that some blogs that are posing to be conservative blogs, are in fact, not conservative blogs.
And they want to extend the reach of MSNBC.
Giving them eyeballs they wouldn't ordinarily enjoy, and a reach they would not ordinarily have.
But, I'm just a troll ...
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 06:52 PM (VRJIW)
When offering "constructive criticism", always start with:
"Let me ask you something you dumb mother fucker:"
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 06:52 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Commonsense at March 29, 2010 06:52 PM (NmWOy)
What's with the LIBTARD-OSPHERE. Tehy WON.
The problem is that they LIED, tbey always lie. They lie and win and then get pissed when the lies are exposed.
Don't be mad SOME GAY. You guys had a short little run.
Now you get shitcanned.
Posted by: gus at March 29, 2010 06:52 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: janeane garofalo at March 29, 2010 06:53 PM (y3seB)
OK--we have a winner. That is the dumbest thing ever written. Ever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 06:53 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 06:54 PM (AEmSe)
When offering "constructive criticism", always start with:
"Let me ask you something you dumb mother fucker:"
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 10:52 PM (3bFLu)
Well, I read the very same advice in a book by Miss Manners.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 06:54 PM (593B8)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 29, 2010 06:54 PM (Gzp8i)
Ed is one of the stupidest fucking people to ever have a television show.
Is that what they call it?
Posted by: tank at March 29, 2010 06:55 PM (y3seB)
fify
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 06:56 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: eman at March 29, 2010 06:56 PM (3fzoU)
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When your server suggests the salmon, eye her suspiciously and ask, "You gettin' some kind of fucking kickback for pushing that on me??
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 06:56 PM (QoR4a)
He doesn't seem to quite understand that sometimes guests will go off the reservation and just say something you don't want them to say and that doesn't mean you have to shut the show down.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 06:56 PM (593B8)
Posted by: Anonymoose at March 29, 2010 06:57 PM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 06:57 PM (ip4Yg)
Someone is paying attention to the number of posts of mine that are fucking stolen here you fucking Democrat Party plagarists!
Posted by: allahpundit@hotair at March 29, 2010 06:57 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 06:57 PM (3bFLu)
Oh come on. erg wrote waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay dumber things.
Posted by: alexthechick at March 29, 2010 06:57 PM (tNr7w)
I fear for "our" party, what without the brilliant fuckin' knowledge that obnoxious douchebags like concern troll someguy won't be putting us after they pick up their Barbie dolls and run away in a huff. Don't forget Ken, someguy. I know he's your favorite. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 06:58 PM (82Zkd)
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When your spouse introduces you to one of her coworkers at a dinner party, don't ever fuckin' apologize for requesting a patdown when searching for a wire on the son-of-a-fucking-bitch.
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 06:59 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Jenny Bea at March 29, 2010 06:59 PM (G5Jx9)
Posted by: Purity Republican at March 29, 2010 06:59 PM (Gzp8i)
Posted by: eman at March 29, 2010 06:59 PM (3fzoU)
Does it count as crossing state lines when the chicks from Jersey land face first on a Philly street?
Posted by: alexthechick at March 29, 2010 06:59 PM (tNr7w)
@61
Someguy:
OK, I get that you are making the argument that AoSHQ is pretending to be a conservative site just so they can expand MSNBC's viewership. I think you're being needlessly offensive. You can make your point without playing with your own crap.
I personally want to know what the enemy is doing. I appreciate people like Dave in Texas stepping into the sh!t and pulling out the gold so that I don't have to watch MSNBC.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at March 29, 2010 06:59 PM (bCQG3)
No, saying that AOSHQ is some kind of cover for lefty subliminals is the dumbest thing ever written.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 06:59 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 06:59 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 06:59 PM (AEmSe)
How can a tan tax be constitutional if tanning services don't cross state lines?
You racist pig ... because only white people need a tanning service.
Straigh up racist shit right there.
Posted by: janeane garofalo at March 29, 2010 07:00 PM (y3seB)
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When giving a Christmas present to your mother-in-law be sure to mention all the gifts you considered, but were just too expensive to waste on someone like her.
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 07:01 PM (QoR4a)
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Tip #105
When the drive-thru mike jockey asks if you want fries with that,
respond with:
"Let me ask you something, you dumb mother-fucker, are you trying to sabotage my Atkins diet?"
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 07:02 PM (3bFLu)
Ed got his start as a sports announcer ...
hhmm, sounds familiar. A plot by ESPN perchance?
Perhaps Ed should take to his bath tub in a huff?
Posted by: jpsr at March 29, 2010 07:02 PM (y3seB)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 07:02 PM (I9Amv)
I dunno, Ed's incoherent yelling is making a whole lot of sense all of a sudden.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 07:03 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 07:03 PM (AEmSe)
Not me--seems like a really bad batch of meth.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:03 PM (u/YJA)
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When your wife comes home with a new hair style, be sure to mention that you like it a lot more than that last fucking one that made her look like the ass end of an obsese sheep with a bad case of Crohn's Disease.
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 07:03 PM (QoR4a)
"Let me ask you something, you dumb mother-fucker,
are you trying to sabotage my Atkins diet?"
Heh.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 29, 2010 07:04 PM (w8ddH)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 07:04 PM (3bFLu)
Right?
You fuckers cannot even take down people posting the enemy propoganda on your own website?
What.
The.
Fuck.
Your own bloggers are "punching down" like Scott Brown did earlier this week, posting up MSNBC videos, with flash players ... I mean ... what the fuck.
Do you guys even know what "punching down" means?
Someone explain what it means -- just so I'll know there is a political operative in the room and I'm not wasting my fucking breath you fucking amateurs.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:04 PM (VRJIW)
No way, man. Palin is obviously a lefty plant to expand the viewership on Lifetime. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:05 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: someguy who actually took his prozac today at March 29, 2010 07:05 PM (Gzp8i)
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Tip #742
Fuck the funeral procession. Unlike all these teary-eyed assholes, you've got someplace to be.
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 07:05 PM (QoR4a)
The left are out of ideas. Well, no - they are not out of bad ideas.
The democrat left can no longer argue and debate the issues. They are too lazy and now revert to calling anyone and everyone who doesn't worship blindly their dear leftist leader a -RAAAAAAAACIST.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at March 29, 2010 07:05 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Commonsense at March 29, 2010 07:06 PM (NmWOy)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 07:06 PM (AEmSe)
You have recently relocated to Seattle?
Posted by: Barbarian at March 29, 2010 07:06 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: GarandFan at March 29, 2010 07:07 PM (6mwMs)
>> I'm not wasting my fucking breath you fucking amateurs.
Oh hellno. Keep going, please. I thought Ed was funny.
I had no idea it would get better.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 29, 2010 07:07 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 29, 2010 07:07 PM (Yx3vn)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 29, 2010 07:07 PM (Gzp8i)
Posted by: garrett traveling mayan calendar salesman at March 29, 2010 07:07 PM (L8slp)
Okay that made my snorfle.
Posted by: alexthechick at March 29, 2010 07:08 PM (tNr7w)
Yes, when any of us tell you to fuck the fuck off. Ooh--someguy knows what "punch down" means. Please tell us what cold calls are Mr. Smart Man. And push polling. Why, I bet he even knows what a focus group is. Fuck off, douchie.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:08 PM (u/YJA)
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Fair is fair. You got to that bus seat first. Make those old bitches stand. How are they going to rebuild those skinny, atrophied legs if they don't stand on 'em?
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 07:08 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: mare at March 29, 2010 07:09 PM (X1fsj)
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Tip #804Look you pansies, you can wear what ever gay oufit you want on election day, but real men wear nothing but leather chaps with 50 stars branded in them.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 29, 2010 07:09 PM (w8ddH)
"Census database experiencing significant performance issues" puttin "accuracy" at risk.
HA,HA, HA, HA, HA.... someone please help me stop laughing...
Posted by: jpsr at March 29, 2010 07:10 PM (y3seB)
Hahahaha. Someguy the "professional" concern troll. What's the over/under on the comment number where he picks up his dolls and runs away?
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 07:11 PM (82Zkd)
Me neither.
Don't like the content here? Go piss up a rope and try LGF or HuffPo--OR START YOUR OWN SUPERGENIUS BLOG HIDEOUT SO THAT WE CAN BASK IN YOUR OBVIOUS GLORY. Goddamn, you people are irritating.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 10:50 PM (u/YJA)
Did you even read my comment before you spewed out that crap above? I hope not, because at least you'd have an excuse.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 07:11 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: garrett traveling mayan calendar salesman at March 29, 2010 07:11 PM (L8slp)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 29, 2010 07:11 PM (Gzp8i)
Posted by: XBradTC at March 29, 2010 07:11 PM (cB95w)
Posted by: Dave S at March 29, 2010 07:12 PM (UvR6d)
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Tip #227
A true professional political operative knows that the best use for his big brain powers is in the comment section of blogs.
Bonus tip: ALL CAPS MEANS TOTAL CREDIBILITY, FUCKERS!!!!!!
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 07:12 PM (QoR4a)
Ummmm, I sense a flaw in your plan.
Posted by: alexthechick at March 29, 2010 07:12 PM (tNr7w)
And they want to extend the reach of MSNBC.
Giving them eyeballs they wouldn't ordinarily enjoy, and a reach they would not ordinarily have.
But, I'm just a troll ...
I gotta agree with someguy. Next week Ed and MSNBC will be boasting that they are winning America over because their ratings have skyrocketed since the passage of BambiCare. And Ed's arguments totally persuaded me. It was a bad, bad idea to link to them. I've adjusted my Tivo accordingly. FNC is now blocked and I'm recoding MSNBC 24/7.
Posted by: rockhead at March 29, 2010 07:13 PM (RykTt)
I do not need an excuse to call you irritating. Because. It. Was.
Next.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:13 PM (u/YJA)
Funny, is it? Watching your country go down the drain because you won't fucking listen to people who know what they're doing. Who are more expeirnced at this than you are. Who know how to play Chicago rules?
How do you like being led down a primrose lane?
You have a guy leading your party who us too busy pushing his own book deal to run a proper political party. Too busy burying Detroit. You want to run me down?
You are in a sort of denial.
And you deserve what you get.
Think about that.
Think about that when Obama rolls you next Thursday because you don't understand how to get Capone.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:13 PM (VRJIW)
Ummmm, I sense a flaw in your plan.
Nope. My math is sound. I had someguy double check it for me.
48 months of meeting quota and I'm off to the Tropics!
Besides, I'm getting to old for this shit.
Posted by: garrett traveling mayan calendar salesman at March 29, 2010 07:15 PM (L8slp)
All the cool kids watch BBC. Ace told me so in a video that was supposedly about big-boobed Japanese models.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:15 PM (u/YJA)
MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING FUCKING FUCKS!!!!111!
TODAY IT'S POSTING MSNBC VIDEOS, TOMORROW IT WILL BE SUCKING CHARLES JOHNSON'S COCK!!!111!
YOU FUCKERS PROBABLY DO BUTTS WITH BROOKS AND FRUM TOO11!!!!1!!!!1! MOTHERFUCKING FUCKS!!!1111!!!!1!11!!!
IF I WANT TO LOOK AT SHIT LIKE THIS I'LL FOLLOW MEGHAN FUCKING MCCAIN ON TWITTER
Posted by: Some Guy at March 29, 2010 07:15 PM (IoUF1)
Posted by: garrett traveling mayan calendar salesman at March 29, 2010 07:15 PM (L8slp)
Next.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 11:13 PM (u/YJA)
Good answer, there ... You make a mistake about my comment and don't even have the integrity to apologize, or even step back a bit, but just keep digging deeper. And you are calling others names?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 07:15 PM (N49h9)
I actually do not think you are a troll. However, there are many was to engage and debate people while receiving constructive response.
Employing such rhetorical stratagems as...
Let me ask you something you dumb mother fucker:
Don't fucking punch down you fucking moron.
Pull the post. Idiot.
Do you stupid fuckers even know Politics 101 terms?
Answer me you fucking dolt.
...are not among these.
When I inquire of a person of an opposing viewpoint: "let me ask you something you dumb-f'king retarded midget of an intellect, how can you remember to breathe while supporting [politician/sports team/religion/Denny's/the Easter Bunny]" the results will not be positive. The fact that it will not be positive is not because the other person can't take criticism.
Posted by: AD at March 29, 2010 07:16 PM (vMq5s)
I am sorry the majority of the media is just another part of the liberal apparatus used to promote the Narrative. The sooner we stop letting them define the terms of the argument and expose them for what they really are, the better.
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 07:16 PM (AEmSe)
Seriously, Brooks and Dunn did some decent shit, someguy.
I know Country isn't for everyone. But give them a chance to grow on you. I mean, Kix, man...
Boot Scoot Boogie?
My Maria?
Play Something Country and shut the fuck up - mmmKay?
Posted by: garrett traveling mayan calendar salesman at March 29, 2010 07:17 PM (L8slp)
And now, he's Elliott Ness.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:17 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 07:18 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Anonymoose at March 29, 2010 07:18 PM (ZgvjV)
Posted by: DelD at March 29, 2010 07:18 PM (eWtdM)
Watching your country go down the drain because you won't fucking listen to people who know what they're doing.
I get it. someguy is David Brooks, or maybe Frum, or Chris Brinkley, or Jeremiah.
Posted by: rockhead at March 29, 2010 07:18 PM (RykTt)
Don't punch down on someguy. His jaws might slam together and bite your cock.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 29, 2010 07:18 PM (n2wxa)
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Tip # 008True Conservatives™ don't take nothin' from no one. Free fries? Hell no. Free oil changes? No way, Joe-say. Free Blow jobs. Not even if Ricky Martin offered.
Someone wants to give you free stuff, you'd better just stab him with a meat-thermometer unless you want Stalin to come back from the dead.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 29, 2010 07:18 PM (w8ddH)
143:
Thanks Elliott Ness. Without your incredible insight, I may have resorted to comparing Obama to cartoon characters, or worse, cigarette brands. Thankfully, now I don't have to. Now I can just talk like Sean Connery for the rest of the night!
Posted by: Dax at March 29, 2010 07:18 PM (gfDYv)
As for returning insult for insult, I'm sure that we can better than the sort "Fvck you, too!" insults that trolls actively seek as a response to their imbecilic, sophomoric and illiterate regurgitations.
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 07:19 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 29, 2010 07:19 PM (Gzp8i)
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When dining out, proper tip etiquette is expected. Line up five one dollar bills on the table and inform your server that "personal performance is key."
Deduct one dollar in front of your server each time he fails to live up to your expectations. Loudly announce each failure to the diners next to you as you pocket your cash.
Failures may include but aren't limited to, speaking too loudly or softly, standing in a "lackadaisical" manner, shifty eyes, nostril weezing, nauseatingly puffy pants pockets, poor posture, and clammy elbows.
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 07:19 PM (QoR4a)
Oh, man, this guy is great. Ace must be paying shills for thrills.
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 07:20 PM (ip4Yg)
Schultz just comes off the rails and accuses Istook of doing exactly what he himself is guilty of.
Posted by: aquaviva at March 29, 2010 07:20 PM (KhUhp)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 29, 2010 07:20 PM (n2wxa)
Funny, is it? Watching your country go down the drain because you won't fucking listen to people who know what they're doing.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 11:13 PM (VRJIW)
Funny ha-ha or funny strange?
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 07:21 PM (QoR4a)
Ahem.
I don't agree (not totally) with that, but stop acting as if someguy's saying something crazy.
I'm trying to find my mistake and can't because I didn't make one. That was irritating. Care to continue down this douchebag hole, bwana?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:21 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 07:22 PM (ip4Yg)
After all, this is a smart food blog.
Posted by: Stan at March 29, 2010 07:22 PM (H8bHr)
Posted by: Someguy's subconscious at March 29, 2010 07:23 PM (kmmbv)
As I read it, I blacked out. When I came to, I was in the middle of a Code Pink rally.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 07:23 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 07:23 PM (AEmSe)
I detect a shift in allegiance.
Subtle, almost imperceptable.
As if a million Morons cried out at once?
Posted by: alexthechick at March 29, 2010 07:23 PM (tNr7w)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 29, 2010 07:23 PM (Gzp8i)
There is no harm in exposing Ed Shultz as the dumbass hack he is. I'm certain that there is nobody that clicks on to this video, from Ace of Spades nonetheless, watches it, and walks away saying, "You know, that Ed Shultz makes a lot of sense. I'm going to watch more of him. In fact I think I am going to vote straight Democratic ticket from here on out."
Posted by: Dave S at March 29, 2010 07:24 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 29, 2010 07:25 PM (I1/U/)
I detect a shift in allegiance.
When you said that, I got the 'Bump' that Clinton said I'd get. Right.In.My.Pants.
Ruined the crease.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 29, 2010 07:25 PM (L8slp)
So we have to run the other cars off the road that are not running the Obama sticker cars off the road?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:25 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 11:21 PM (u/YJA)
Do I have to type extra-slowly for you?
Where do I say that I want to control blog content - or anything even close. My comment explained that the idea that making a thread about an unwatched lefty show might not be totally constructive. This is not a new argument. I didn't even say I agreed with it. All I said was that it is a valid point. I also said that someguy's insults were unnecessary.
What problems do you have with that? People make that argument all the time. It's not that big of a deal.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 07:25 PM (N49h9)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 11:22 PM (wmtV/)
Country Music
Hate the message but a good song.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 07:26 PM (593B8)
Only if they look at the Obama sticker.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 07:26 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: 3/5 Cav 9th Div. 71 at March 29, 2010 07:26 PM (3IZGh)
Yea, that's right. If you're not whacking jobs, you're not deserving of jobs.
I mean, come on you morons ... you can do better than this to try to discredit me?
Right?
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:27 PM (VRJIW)
Tip #569
When entering an interview, always sit down first. You have to establish fast and up front who's boss. Otherwise they will walk all over you. For the same reason, make sure in the initial interview that they're willing to pay you what you want and that their hours are suitable. Finally, ask if there are any hot chicks in the office and if they're single. There aren't? Well that tells you something about this office, now doesn't it?
Posted by: AD at March 29, 2010 07:27 PM (vMq5s)
Warden I'm extremely offended at these tips of yours, and I am beginning to suspect you listen to Ed's radio program more often than you'd care to admit.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 29, 2010 07:27 PM (Wh0W+)
No, it is not. Posting the ramblings of Eddie does not a) contribute to anything positive for either him or MSNBC because it b) illustrates the vapid nature of the left. And that trait needs to be shown. Often and with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:28 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: mrp at March 29, 2010 07:29 PM (HjPtV)
It's the thread where you get the Happy Peach, dude?
WTF?
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:29 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: DrewM. at March 29, 2010 07:29 PM (9B5OK)
Quick question
Stupak released audio of threats he received over the phone. Prior to voting for teh bill, when he was holding it up, he was complaining that he was receiving threats and that his life had become a living hell, or something to that effect.
The question is - Were the recorded threats that he released obtained before or after he decided to vote for the bill. Obviously if they were from before his change of heart they would most likely be from left wingers, not the right.
Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at March 29, 2010 07:29 PM (oxLDq)
Do they speak English in "what" motherfucker?
We're not "trying to discredit you." We're laughing our asses off at you, you mendacious twat.
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 07:30 PM (82Zkd)
Posted by: lanie at March 29, 2010 07:30 PM (Dskct)
What makes you think you're worth the effort?
Posted by: Someguy's subconscious at March 29, 2010 07:30 PM (kmmbv)
Someguy's Etiquette for True Conservatives
Tip #683
Never back down from a challenge. Never surrender. Take the fight to those who would oppress you, and never let them dictate the agenda for you. That fucking whore at the bank. Who is SHE to tell ME to 'have a nice day'?
Posted by: Pupster at March 29, 2010 07:30 PM (Fwqtm)
Tip # 333
Be sure to remind everyone around you that there are no True Conservatives™ anywhere in the US. Better yet, be sure to announce why they aren't True Conservative™ material. They'll become docile at that point and want to gather around your feet for your monthly Gold lectures.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 29, 2010 07:30 PM (w8ddH)
Someguy's Etiquette for True Conservatives
Tip #88
If you know your neighbor voted for Obama, be sure to give their kids that cheap assed black and orange taffy that sticks to the motherfucking wrapper at Halloween.
Those fucking things SUCK and that's what they DESERVE!
Make sure they see you giving a giant Twix bar to the conservative's kids. And be sure to yell, "Conservatives get Twix! Left wingers get stale goddamned taffy, you fuckers!"
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 07:30 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 07:30 PM (AEmSe)
* Apology not accepted *
* Begin self-purge sequence *
Posted by: Ed Schultz's TiVo at March 29, 2010 07:31 PM (82Zkd)
Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at March 29, 2010 07:32 PM (oxLDq)
Posted by: pby at March 29, 2010 07:33 PM (DCuOk)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 07:33 PM (AEmSe)
Take a good look around you, dude.
The blog hosts are posting MSNBC videos. Extending their reach.
I mean, nobody watches MSNBC ... why would you want to give them publicity?
Do you really want to punch down? Strengthening your opponents? Why give them the publicity?
It's. Fucking. Dumb.
We need better leaders.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:34 PM (VRJIW)
/someguy
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010
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Yo, Andy! That's my real name.
You can find it spelled as Bohnenestiehl on the third ship of the Palatine Immigration. It was first Anglicized in upstate New York in 1715 (Stone Fort, IIRC))...where my direct ancestor joined the local militia.
(See also: Charles Hartwell Bonesteel)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 07:34 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 11:28 PM (u/YJA)
It depends. Sometimes people are better ignored until they disappear. It probably would have been better if none of Rosie O'Donnell's rants had been on the blogs every time she opened her mouth. It just encouraged her, I would say, and she didn't suffer in the least from her rhetoric. If anything, she picked up fans and power in the industry - as shown even by talk that she was supposed to be "the new Oprah".
I'm not saying that this is the case with Ed Shultz, or this clip in particular - I liked this and thought it a good example of the current phenomenon - but to give a sweeping "No, it is not" is just incorrect.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 07:34 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: annak at March 29, 2010 07:35 PM (2/oBD)
Someguy is so unspeakably brilliant when it comes to Politics 101 that one usually only finds his kind in the toll booth or bowling shoe counter industries.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:35 PM (u/YJA)
Folks are always blaming a 'strawman' or 'someguy' but the problem is deeper than that.
I for one am grateful that David 'Ace' Axelrod is running this place.
He posts wholesome and cogent clips from today's top critical minds in Politics, Media, and Security Cam footage. All in an effort to reach out to you Right-Wing Terrorist Constitution-Clingers.
Please, show him some deference and respect. Let's try not to be 'someguy'. Ok?
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 29, 2010 07:35 PM (L8slp)
*sits up takes notice* What now? What a douchebag.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 29, 2010 07:36 PM (Mi2wf)
Right up to the point where she got fired.
Posted by: XBradTC at March 29, 2010 07:36 PM (cB95w)
Hmmm... well okay, Ed. How about the guy that was arrested for making death threats against Eric Cantor? Or the guy that shot up his office? Or... any anti-Bush rally over the 8 years of his Presidency? Or the guy that blew up his house and flew a plane into a building in Austin? Or the countless people who where trashing Palin during the campaign (and since then)? Or you, you fat bastard?
Posted by: Damiano at March 29, 2010 07:36 PM (xMH7p)
Yes, because Rosie is everywhere these days. Try again.
P.S.: Questioning my "integrity" is bullshit, by the way.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:37 PM (u/YJA)
#212, a good joke should be repeated twice.
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 07:37 PM (ip4Yg)
Posted by: Vmaximus at March 29, 2010 07:37 PM (EESSb)
And you forgot the person that burned down Palin's church in Wasilla... wait does anyone know what Andrea Mitchell was up to that day?
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 07:38 PM (AEmSe)
Posted by: XBradTC at March 29, 2010 11:36 PM (cB95w)
You don't think she could get a gig, now?
P.S.: Questioning my "integrity" is bullshit, by the way.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 11:37 PM (u/YJA)
Not nearly as bullshit as misreading my comment and then just pushing on.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 07:39 PM (N49h9)
I have you RESPONDING to me.
You fucking losers.
Look inward.
It's fucking pitiful that you people are sitting there, waiting for me to make a comment. I have you in the palm of my hand. You eat from my hand.
You are such fucking retards.
If I can do this to you ... imagine what they can do.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:39 PM (VRJIW)
220
Or the lady denied tenure who killed her co-workers, or the guys who produced "Death of a President", the guy who bit off a finger of a conservsative protester in Thousand Oaks, CA, whoever it was that tried to burn Sarah Palin's church .....
Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at March 29, 2010 07:39 PM (oxLDq)
Someguy:
If youÂ’re still reading, how about we get down to cases?
Please explain to me just exactly:
1. Why showing a clip of Butterball Ed getting intellectually spanked and having his shit handed back to him, on his own show, no less, is a bad thing (for anyone other than Ed)?
2. How would showing such a clip be bad for any Conservative cause or candidate?
3. How could showing such a clip be considered good for the "Round Mound of Sound"?
Avoid asking me if II know what "punch down" means; I donÂ’t care. At all. The only to convince me to care is to answer my preceding questions in a satisfactory manner.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2010 07:40 PM (LhL5n)
I did not misread a damn thing. You made a point that someguy has a point. He does not. By extension, I said your original comment was irritating, just like our super brilliant troll. I'm not going to give you the last word on this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:41 PM (u/YJA)
It's fucking pitiful that you people are sitting there, waiting for me to make a comment. I have you in the palm of my hand. You eat from my hand.
Where can I get some of that sweet acid you're taking?
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 07:42 PM (ip4Yg)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 07:42 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at March 29, 2010 07:42 PM (FD3EH)
Posted by: Shitcat at March 29, 2010 07:42 PM (EESSb)
Well, sorry to burst your bubble there, but I was looking at Lord of the Rings Youtube clips. The Black Gate speech to be exact.
If I can do this to you ... imagine what they can do.
Jeebus, I am responding to your post!!!111!! How do you do that?
Now I am frightened!
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 07:43 PM (593B8)
None of these fucking down-punchers know their politics 101.
Amateurs.
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 07:43 PM (82Zkd)
And now he will ask us to snatch the pebble from his hand.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:43 PM (u/YJA)
Tip #5150
Wal Mart greeter? Hah, I think not! Those guys are tools. Just take that cart of yours and ram him in the groin. "Welcome to Red China, Cost-lowering, Wal-fucking Mart," yourself!
Oh, and there's a sale on Min-Wax this week! My Suzuki Samurai is going to look suweeet this weekend.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 29, 2010 07:43 PM (w8ddH)
We're responding to you in much the same way Sitting Bull "responded" to General Custer, but hey, just go on with your bad self.
Posted by: Gran at March 29, 2010 07:43 PM (kmmbv)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 07:43 PM (I9Amv)
Oh Jesus H. Krishna. Now I really do miss palin steele -- even he wasn't this psychotic.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 29, 2010 07:43 PM (iBzKc)
which is why i think the tea party should hold a silent majority protest, replete with tape over the mouths and just march silently through the capital. lol! this is the silent majority speaking up, and if the white house was paying attention they'd be worried about how badly they are losing the independents. at the rate they are going they will lose in a landslide in the next election. i mean, ignore the american people at your own electoral peril. keep it up barry, seriously!
Posted by: annak at March 29, 2010 07:44 PM (2/oBD)
And, honestly, I don't think any Chris Matthews clip is worth discussing. He is best ignored, because he doesn't get hurt by any publicity of his idiocies, anyway. Who else could say, "I forgot he was black for an hour" about The Precedent and just motor on as if nothign had happened, even though all the blogs ran with it (and I would have, too). You can't get anything better than that. But Matthews suffered not one bit from it. After that, I would say that such a person is best treated as if he just didn't exist.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 07:44 PM (N49h9)
Oh my.
Can we inject some Valium into this thread?
Should be easy to get. I hear Ed isn't using what's in his prescription bottle.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 29, 2010 07:45 PM (vvtVP)
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at March 29, 2010 11:42 PM
HA! Paul Anka likes the cut of his jib.
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 07:45 PM (ip4Yg)
That guys is one dumb motherfucker.
Posted by: tangonine at March 29, 2010 07:45 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: Charlie Johnson at March 29, 2010 07:45 PM (9B5OK)
Tip #742
Fuck the funeral procession. Unlike all these teary-eyed assholes, you've got someplace to be.
Ow, my ribs hurt.
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at March 29, 2010 07:45 PM (Skend)
Posted by: David2.0 at March 29, 2010 07:46 PM (FNQLf)
How does posting an MSNBC clip get my dough ready for kneading? You're confusing someguy.
Posted by: Stan at March 29, 2010 07:46 PM (H8bHr)
I doubt them getting probably four or five times the usual amount of hits on a single one of their video clips due to an Ace link is going to lead to a massive new advertising contract with Nike or something. And I doubt the Morons here are going to be hypnotized into watching MSNBC because of it. I mean, seriously--you think this is the hill we should die on? An MSNBC link?
Also, what is your fascination with this "punch down" thing? I'm afraid to look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at March 29, 2010 07:46 PM (5mWrT)
2) Nothing your opponent puts on the air is of any value to you. NOTHING. If you don't have shows embarrassing their mouthpieces, then oyu don't have shit my man. Put some fucking shows on the air that embarrass their mouthpieces and then run those fucking clips, you fucking moron.
3) Do you really need me to explain the rest to you?
Look .. we're getting our asses kicked because we aren't playing the same game they are playing.
You have two choices:
1) Get better players
2) Enjoy being assfucked.
Up to you, kid.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:47 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 07:47 PM (I9Amv)
Someguy, you seem to be having some problems with pronouns tonight, confusing "you" with "we".
It's almost as if you are unsure. I just don't think you really mean "we".
Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 29, 2010 07:47 PM (Wh0W+)
But among the crowds a little child suddenly gasped out, "But he hasn't got anything on." And the people began to whisper to one another what the child had said. "He hasn't got anything on." "There's a little child saying he hasn't got anything on." Till everyone was saying, "But he hasn't got anything on." The Emperor himself had the uncomfortable feeling that what they were whispering was only too true. "But I will have to go through with the procession," he said to himself.
So he drew himself up and walked boldly on holding his head higher than before, and the courtiers held on to the train that wasn't there at all.
We're winning.Posted by: Noel at March 29, 2010 07:48 PM (Hh13R)
Some said the same of a precocious Joseph Goebbels in 1932.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:49 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: Ray-man at March 29, 2010 07:49 PM (DhOH3)
Ah-ha! And to think I thought I was getting crap from people I thought were thinking conservatives...now all y'alls dirty little secret is out!
(yeah, that was sarcasm)
It's nice to see Ed Schiesse p'wnd any day, but that plus the commentary here wow. (and please, don't run my car off the road for failure to not run cars with O stickers off the road)
Posted by: unknown jane at March 29, 2010 07:49 PM (5/yRG)
2) Enjoy being assfucked. Up to you, kid.
So you don't deny you're calling for 'kids' to be 'assfucked?'.
Just to set the record straight, sir.
Posted by: garrett interviewing 'someguy' at March 29, 2010 07:50 PM (L8slp)
Posted by: Mark at March 29, 2010 07:50 PM (nssvw)
If someguy is Ed Shultz, well, that would explain everything.
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 07:51 PM (ip4Yg)
You're goddamned right I do, kid.
But you know what .. I dont' want to be a star.
I want to be President of the United States of America.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:51 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Shitcat at March 29, 2010 07:51 PM (EESSb)
Yeah, because letting everyone know what was in Mein Kampf or Rules for Radicals or An Inconvenient Truth would just empower them and shit.
You are a genius.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:51 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 11:47 PM (VRJIW)
Thanks, Ed, but please don't mistake your pleasures in life for anyone else's. What you do is your own business.
Posted by: huerfano at March 29, 2010 07:52 PM (gLSaO)
As a kid who was assfucked, no.
Would, that you have travelled the road I have.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:52 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Cockroach chowing down on Fipronil at March 29, 2010 07:52 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 11:49 PM (u/YJA)
Gibbels is the modern-day Goebbels, not Schultz. Perspective.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 07:53 PM (N49h9)
Pick up a term that "insiders" and "professionals" might use, but then repeat it so often that it sounds like a record skipping.
Extra credit: Shit in someone else's sandbox while doing it.
Someguy's Politics 101 Tip #2
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 07:53 PM (82Zkd)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 07:54 PM (I9Amv)
So, by your standards, let's ignore Gibbs. Sorry, you're breaking up and I don't think your claim that I missrepresented you is going to survive the fall.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 07:55 PM (u/YJA)
"It's fucking pitiful that you people are sitting there, waiting for me to make a comment. I have you in the palm of my hand. You eat from my hand."
BWAAAAahahahhaha!! You're right --- on other nights this site gets only a couple dozen comments!!!!! BWAAAhahahahahahhahaaaa!
More from The Uber-Genius:
235 Do you stupid fuckers realize that more people saw that Ed Schultz interview here, at Heritage and NewsBusters than saw it on MSNBC?
EXACTLY, Mr. Slow on the Uptake, EXACTLY!
BWAAAAAAAhahahahahha!!!
Posted by: effinayright at March 29, 2010 07:55 PM (3sB5l)
Dear EddieBear,
I'm not trying to feed you. You, and your family, are dead to me.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:55 PM (VRJIW)
As a kid who was assfucked, no.
Would, that you have travelled the road I have.
Tell me about your father.
Posted by: Siegmund Freud at March 29, 2010 07:55 PM (L8slp)
272 Get 'em Circa!
What part of exposing your enemies to mockery and scorn is so hard to fathom?
But you (Someguy) are doing a great job tonight of painting the picture of the rabid right winger...what part of playing to your opponents' stereotypes of yourself are you not getting?
Posted by: unknown jane at March 29, 2010 07:55 PM (5/yRG)
1) Never put a man in charge of the ship. You've gotta find an actress who sounds like Katherine Hepburn on a 12-pack-a-day habit.
2) Strand the ship in the middle of nowhere with an infinite supply of shuttlecraft. It'll be totally believable because I GOD DAMN SAY SO!
3) When the ratings begin to slide, think bodacious T&A. Never fails.
You'll have audience eating out of your hand. I mean my hand.
Posted by: Rick Someguy Berman at March 29, 2010 07:57 PM (kmmbv)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 07:57 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 07:58 PM (AEmSe)
I know you are, but what am I?
Jesus, is this the extent of you guys' intellect?
I mean to say .,..I'm willing to take on all comers .. but if this is the best you got, you guys are
B.
O.
R.
I.
N.
G.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 07:58 PM (VRJIW)
But you (Someguy) are doing a great job tonight of painting the picture of the rabid right winger...
It's the nuance that has me convinced.
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 07:59 PM (ip4Yg)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 08:00 PM (wmtV/)
@62: "When offering "constructive criticism", always start with:
"Let me ask you something you dumb mother fucker:"
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I don't know that I would agree with that, maggot. It's too fucking warm and fuzzy for me!
Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 29, 2010 08:00 PM (8MuSQ)
Hey now. Watch the friendly fire.
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 08:01 PM (82Zkd)
Posted by: Anonymoose at March 29, 2010 08:02 PM (ZgvjV)
Tip #417
When car shopping with your wife, be sure to ask the salesmen for a model with seats wide enough to accommodate her big ass.
She'll appreciate that you were thinking about her comfort.
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 08:02 PM (TIGTh)
Not. Buying. It.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 10:52 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 08:02 PM (593B8)
I realize you're determined to win, but I really suggest you give it a rest for the night. I know infinitely more about you now than I did before reading this post, and what I know about you now is decidedly unflattering to you. I'm not sure what you hope to gain by continuing this Quixote-esque charge, but it's embarrassing to watch.
Posted by: tmi3rd at March 29, 2010 08:02 PM (u+G1L)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 08:03 PM (ip4Yg)
Also, if I am dead to you, then why are you responding?
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 08:03 PM (I9Amv)
"..I'm willing to take on all comers .."
"As a kid who was assfucked, no.
Would, that you have travelled the road I have."
So, you don't deny that you were, 'asking for it?'.
Tell me, 'someguy' -if that is your real name...what were you wearing?
Posted by: Sleazy Defense Attny in any Jodi Foster Flick at March 29, 2010 08:03 PM (L8slp)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 29, 2010 08:03 PM (AEmSe)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 08:03 PM (wmtV/)
That's a good starting point for people who are willing to listen.
For people who are stuck in the ways that got the where they are today, that would be a good excuse not to listen.
How did you get where you are today? By listening to the same old rhetoric? Or a new voice?
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:03 PM (VRJIW)
Uh ... no. By your standards, Gibbels is the one to go after. Your comparison of Schultz to Goebbels is off by 3 orders of magnitude.
Sorry, you're breaking up and I don't think your claim that I missrepresented you is going to survive the fall.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 11:55 PM (u/YJA)
Are you kidding?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 08:04 PM (N49h9)
298 Arbalest... I'm still here.
None of these morons can take me off the ball.
someguy: didn't anyone tell you when you were getting your GED that simply flinging snot is making an argument?
In the world of thought and ideas, sirrah, you cannot yet ride a rticycle.
Posted by: effinayright at March 29, 2010 08:04 PM (3sB5l)
Please teach us more, Obi-Won. I have been led astray by this faux-conservative and stunted blog.
HEAL ME!!!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 08:04 PM (u/YJA)
1) Never - EVER - run your opponents propaganda ... Â… Â… Â…
Ed getting his massively overweight ass handed back to him, publicly, with a light wax job applied, isnÂ’t EdÂ’s propaganda. Just look at him and listen; he even says the interview wasnÂ’t supposed to happen this way.
2) Nothing your opponent puts on the air is of any value to you. NOTHING. If you don't have shows embarrassing their mouthpieces, then oyu [sic] don't have shit my man. Put some fucking shows on the air that embarrass their mouthpieces and then run those fucking clips, you fucking moron.
As per #1, Ed lost. Big. CouldÂ’ve been bigger, but it was a big loss for Ed. He was embarrassed, and said so, and I suspect only a few steps from a stroke.
3) Do you really need me to explain the rest to you?
Is there more?
Look .. we're getting our asses kicked because we aren't playing the same game they are playing.
You have two choices:
1) Get better players
That is true. But it doesnÂ’t happen overnight. WeÂ’re still working on who will beat Boxer, and the new guy opposing Stupak.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2010 08:05 PM (BjcIH)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 08:05 PM (wmtV/)
By listening to the same old rhetoric? Or a new voice?
You are treading on thin Ice, 'someguy'. Best to look for your slogan elsewhere if you know what is good for you.
Posted by: Pepsi Co. at March 29, 2010 08:06 PM (L8slp)
Warden, newsletter, subscribe, please.
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 29, 2010 08:06 PM (LJaVO)
Far be it for me to be the fun police, but Jesus... in the annals of Stuff I Didn't Need To Know, that which has rendered Someguy this mal-adjusted probably ranks near the top of the all-time list...
Posted by: tmi3rd at March 29, 2010 08:07 PM (u+G1L)
Posted by: "Someguy" Atlanta at March 29, 2010 08:07 PM (I9Amv)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 08:07 PM (wmtV/)
No--let's take this to it's logical conclusion from your original post--we should ignore those we disagree with. Therefore, we should ignore the Press Secretary because nothing ever happens to him for the things he says. Now do you get why the ignoring your opponents strategy is just a tad idiotic in the electronic age?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 08:07 PM (u/YJA)
Finally something I agree with Bonesteel about!
Posted by: Shitcat at March 29, 2010 08:09 PM (EESSb)
Tip #417
Let me ask you something you dumb mother fucker ...
That's a good starting point for people who are willing to listen.
So what she then slapped you and kicked you in the balls? If you can get beaten up by a girl, you shouldn't be dating women anyway.
Posted by: AD at March 29, 2010 08:09 PM (vMq5s)
Posted by: Lieutenant-Colonel Pulleine at March 29, 2010 08:10 PM (3bFLu)
I've met Andy. Ugly was just the starting point of any fair description of him.
{{shudder}}
Posted by: XBradTC at March 29, 2010 08:10 PM (cB95w)
Any day now, I'll open a front in Eastern Europe as well.
Victory will certainly follow.
They Will eat from my hands before the first snows of Winter!!!!
Posted by: someguy named Hitler circa 1941 at March 29, 2010 08:10 PM (L8slp)
Please teach us more, Obi-Won. I have been led astray by this faux-conservative and stunted blog.
HEAL ME!!!!!
Posted by: some guy, not that guy, some other guy at March 29, 2010 08:11 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 08:11 PM (wmtV/)
Far be it for me to be the fun police, but Jesus... in the annals of Stuff I Didn't Need To Know, that which has rendered Someguy this mal-adjusted probably ranks near the top of the all-time list...
Like you think you have some idea of what you need and what you don't need. Pfft. I'll be in charge of that.
Posted by: Someguy Oklahoma at March 29, 2010 08:12 PM (ip4Yg)
Oy. No. That is not what I wrote, and you know it. Go read it again. I said that there are some that are best ignored. Not all. I mentioned Rosie as one example and Chris Matthews as another. I also said that I liked this clip and what it showed, but that there was a good argument that Schultz should be put in the "ignore" category.
This is pretty straightforward and obvious, though people will disagree on who should be ignored and who shouldn't. You can't address everyone talking on the left, so you must ignore some. The question is where that line shoud be drawn.
Therefore, we should ignore the Press Secretary because nothing ever happens to him for the things he says. Now do you get why the ignoring your opponents strategy is just a tad idiotic in the electronic age?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2010 12:07 AM (u/YJA)
No, again. I said that Gibbels was one to go after for all the idiotic things he says. It would be nice if we had a press that went after him, as they should, but that is not a luxury we enjoy these days. I would like to see every stupid and retarded thing Gibbels says givent he widest audience possible. I don't much care what Ed Schultz says, and neither do many others (judging by his ratings) though this clip was pretty funny.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 08:12 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 08:13 PM (wmtV/)
And post there. A lot.
In fact, if you find time to post on another blog, you're not posting enough on your own.
Show us all how it's done.
Posted by: AmishDude at March 29, 2010 08:13 PM (Vo2Ef)
You promised you wouldn't tell.
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 08:14 PM (82Zkd)
someguy, if you don't like this blog, you should start your own blog.
I would check that blog at least three times a day. someguy is working on an entirely new epistemy and I want to see the final product!
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2010 08:16 PM (L8slp)
1) OK, you want a little handjob. OK. I'll give you one. Yes, he's an ass. What do you gain by increasing his audience? Because, really, that's all he's after. You do realize that, yes? You're not so naive as to believe that you're making some huge point that nobody knew about hat overcomes his advantage that you're giving him by increasing his viewership, right? I mean, you know that, right?
2) Ed lost big? No, Ed didn't lose big, because you increased his audience, and that's all that matters to fat Ed. How do you feel being played for a moron? Ed thinks you're a moron, because you spread Ed's propaganda and increase his viewership. Seem smart? Doesn't to me.
3) Yes, there's more. If you want to learn.
I don't like the idea of my country being overtaken by these people. They're vile and evil people. And it means I will have to defend my country for my children in a way I never thought I would have to.
That saddens me as an American.
And so I fight. With my keyboard now. With whatever later.
But I'll fucking fight.
Will you?
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:16 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Shitcat at March 29, 2010 08:16 PM (EESSb)
Unlike me.
Posted by: sum guy at March 30, 2010 12:14 AM (Kn9r7)
And he can't serve Chinese food like me.
Posted by: Dim Sum at March 29, 2010 08:16 PM (6DDE+)
Logically incoherent. Everything these people say needs to be held up for inspection and ridicule in the cold hard light. Ignoring the problem is not a solution in politics. I would think we would have learned that by now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 08:17 PM (u/YJA)
If he finds my response to be offensive, he should never had issued the challenge.
A poor man, indeed, to offer a challenge and be offended at the loss of his purse.
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 08:17 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: Steve Someguy Irwin at March 29, 2010 08:17 PM (kmmbv)
293 Do ya think? I can't think of a better portrayal of the lefty image; well, ok, he needs to spout some stormie stuff -- that would make it complete; maybe some misogynistic stuff. Then it would be truly by the book.
Posted by: unknown jane at March 29, 2010 08:17 PM (5/yRG)
"someguy, if you don't like this blog, you should start your own blog."
Garrett,
Why don't you joint the rest of the book burners?
If you have better speech, then speak up motherfucker. If you have a better idea, let's hear it.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:18 PM (VRJIW)
Ed lost big? No, Ed didn't lose big, because you increased his audience, and that's all that matters
Hi, Ed!
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 08:19 PM (ip4Yg)
????:!1!!1!!1!Seriously, dude, you aren't even making sense now.
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 08:20 PM (I9Amv)
And you completely misinterpreted my channeling of "someguy" in the comment.
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 08:20 PM (82Zkd)
Posted by: Dumbguy at March 29, 2010 08:21 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at March 29, 2010 08:21 PM (8x3SC)
340 1) Never - EVER - run your opponents propaganda ... Â… Â… Â…
Yep, got to agree with that. NOTHING good can ever come from running enemy propaganda.
Posted by: XBradTC at March 29, 2010 08:21 PM (cB95w)
Hang on, eddiebear, I think we're getting to the part where the spray on hair will only cost us two payments of $19.95.
(Sorry, no CODs.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 08:21 PM (u/YJA)
Example 671, Lines Foolishly Cut From The Gettysburg Address.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 08:22 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 08:22 PM (I9Amv)
Do you really think I care if i make sense to you, dude? You don't count, Eddie. You're flotsam.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:22 PM (VRJIW)
Why don't you joint the rest of the book burners?
If you have better speech, then speak up motherfucker. If you have a better idea, let's hear it.
What are you saying?
I've read '...Zarathustra'.
I have never seen a one-man portrayal of it at the AoSHQ, though.
I am fucking riveted by your deftness in both argumentation and conceptual synthesis.
'Punching Down', indeed.
I am your biggest fan and I am truly sorry that somebody raped your ass. That must sting. A lot.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2010 08:23 PM (L8slp)
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at March 29, 2010 08:23 PM (8x3SC)
I'm holding out until he throws in a ShamWow.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 08:24 PM (3bFLu)
One if by land, two if by sea. Never, never, never give up.
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 08:24 PM (82Zkd)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 08:24 PM (I9Amv)
Well, obviously not.
Wait...was that rhetorical?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 08:25 PM (u/YJA)
Really Dave?
Was the world watching? Or about 10 people on MSNBC?
Or do you know what the ratings are?
You're the cockholster if you think spreading your opponents propaganda further then he can spread it himself has any sort of value to you.
Posted by: soemguy at March 29, 2010 08:25 PM (VRJIW)
troll or somebody who feels the urge to run around in the park at night, naked, and shouting lines from Braveheart
Criminy, give it a rest mate -- you'll pop another blood vessel in your eye; remember how that worked out for you the last time.
Posted by: unknown jane at March 29, 2010 08:25 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 08:26 PM (I9Amv)
Will you?
Posted by: someguy at March 30, 2010 12:16 AM
Fight with me!!! fingers crossed
Posted by: John McCain at March 29, 2010 08:26 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: joeindc44 at March 29, 2010 08:26 PM (ZvwTS)
With my humble compliments, of course.
Posted by: tmi3rd at March 29, 2010 08:26 PM (u+G1L)
Braveheart, Breakfast Club, potato, potatoh....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 08:27 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 08:27 PM (I9Amv)
Do you really think I care if i make sense to you, dude? You don't count, Eddie. You're flotsam.
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: George Jetson at March 29, 2010 08:27 PM (gLSaO)
It does sting.
Does that please you?
Is that the person you've become?
I am praying for you.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:27 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at March 29, 2010 08:27 PM (Zn88K)
Posted by: dnb at March 29, 2010 08:27 PM (/4bpO)
Posted by: unknown jane at March 29, 2010 08:28 PM (5/yRG)
Do you want me to diagram this out for you? My logic is fine. Let me show you:
Everything these people say needs to be held up for inspection and ridicule in the cold hard light.
"Everything"? Really? Do you think that everything stupid said today by lefties was addressed in this blog? I doubt it. There are thousands of them out there spewing idiocy and hatred left and right. You cannot hold EVERYTHING they say up for inspection. It's a matter of the limits of time. You have to pick and choose which ones you want to highlight. Why is this so difficult for you to admit. It's obvious.
Ignoring the problem is not a solution in politics. I would think we would have learned that by now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2010 12:17 AM (u/YJA)
Again, you are misrepresenting my views in order to build a strawman. You are confusing my call to "ignore some" with "ignoring the problem". You do this after I have asked you to stop it several times and have pointed out your continuing mistakes. My comments have been very clear. I don't see why you have found the need to twist them so.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 08:28 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: John McCain at March 30, 2010 12:26 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: FTFY at March 29, 2010 08:28 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 08:28 PM (ip4Yg)
Posted by: Shitcat at March 29, 2010 08:28 PM (EESSb)
Posted by: Grimmy at March 29, 2010 08:29 PM (S9wuX)
Put the laptop away, grab your binky and go to bed. NOW.
Posted by: Someguy's penile implant at March 29, 2010 08:29 PM (kmmbv)
Posted by: someguy at March 30, 2010 12:27 AM (VRJIW)
Someguy, I'm praying for you, too!!!11!!
Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative at March 29, 2010 08:29 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 08:30 PM (I9Amv)
You need to go sleep it off! Really just go read a book or watch a movie.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 08:30 PM (593B8)
Welecome to the debate, sir!
Now, add something to it you fucking pussy.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:30 PM (VRJIW)
Which is right over----------------------------------------------->here!
Posted by: Little Green Fruitcups at March 29, 2010 08:31 PM (DyuqI)
Posted by: some rye at March 29, 2010 08:32 PM (3bFLu)
You need to go sleep it off! Really just go read a comic book book or watch a Miley Cyrus video movie.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 30, 2010 12:30 AM (593B
Posted by: FTFY at March 29, 2010 08:32 PM (6DDE+)
/been there
Posted by: Zimriel at March 29, 2010 08:32 PM (kLr5s)
Someguy:
1. "Âc Âc . What do you gain by increasing his audience? Âc Âc Âc"
We gain a larger audience seeing a cut to Ed, where he admits that the interview didnÂft go the way it was supposed to go. The whole time EdÂfs being hit by points that he canÂft answer.
What sort of clown host / interviewer / pundit lets that happen? The sort that very many people will laugh at, and decide his beliefs are wrong. People avoid obvious debate losers.
Â@
2 " Âc Âc Ed didn't lose big, because you increased his audience, and that's all that matters to fat Ed. Âc Âc"
Increasing audience is important to everyone, but not at the price of unintended public humiliation. Ed can't handle humiliation or being exposed as wrong. Watch the clip; Ed has real trouble handling the beating and is not too far from losing it.
Suppose Istook had had some notes and mentioned 5 or 6 examples of Leftist violence from the last 6 months (see Hot Air, Michelle Malkin and Ace for examples). Ed might have physically and intellectually lost it, potentially to the point of being given a week or 2 off.
In their world this would be a major defeat for Ed. This is how itÂfs done.
Â@
As for me, I do what I can. Mostly post, sometimes write to my congressman, and casually mention my list of business contacts Âc.. regrettably, I donÂft have the achievements to run against him.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2010 08:32 PM (BjcIH)
And there you have it folks ... this is the kind of flotsam hangs here.
Willing to change his religion.
Why not become a Muslim Eddie, and avoid the ObamaTax.=?
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:32 PM (VRJIW)
No--you said someguy had a point, got called on it, chose to backtrack in a slipshod fashion and now find that you want to ignore Schultz while paying attention to Gibbs. Nice parsing system you've got there. What is that a Commodore 64?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2010 08:32 PM (u/YJA)
Posted by: unknown jane at March 29, 2010 08:33 PM (5/yRG)
It does sting.
I would imagine. I have taken some big, Matzo laden shits lately and let me tell you...oh, wait. I don't need to tell you.
Anyway. I am sorry. Truly. Nobody should ever have to experience those things.
I can only hope that it was your Boyscout Leader and not your Uncle or Grandpa.
At least that way you really got to go camping.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2010 08:33 PM (v1xH7)
Wish it into the fucking cornfield, Anthony.
Posted by: Drillanwr at March 29, 2010 08:33 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: Guy Who Asks Questions Sometimes at March 29, 2010 08:33 PM (ip4Yg)
Posted by: some dye at March 29, 2010 08:33 PM (6DDE+)
/been there
Posted by: Zimriel at March 30, 2010 12:32 AM (kLr5s)
Yeah, did that on the overnight thread once.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 08:34 PM (593B8)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 08:34 PM (I9Amv)
Posted by: unknown jane at March 29, 2010 08:35 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: some sty at March 29, 2010 08:36 PM (3bFLu)
Word is helping me. the "Âf" are actually just apostrophes'.
Zimriel:
Are you the former LGF Zimriel ?
Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2010 08:36 PM (BjcIH)
I commented on his initial post (minus the insults, which I addressed) and said that there was a valid point to be made. There is. I have explained it ... several times.
and now find that you want to ignore Schultz while paying attention to Gibbs. Nice parsing system you've got there.
I said that this clip was "funny" and that I didn't have a problem with this one, in particular. But, I certainly would like Gibbels pressed more than Schultz (who I could not care less about).
What is that a Commodore 64?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2010 12:32 AM (u/YJA)
Actually, I was an Amiga person. Best computer. Worst company.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 08:36 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: Guy Who Asks Questions Sometimes at March 30, 2010 12:33 AM (ip4Yg)
I asked the very same thing. It has to do with people hitting the ! key again and again in a frenzy and sometimes getting a 1 instead when they forget to shift key.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 08:36 PM (593B8)
/been there
Dude, seriously.
Someguy, you're getting beaten up from all sides, so obviously the urge is to fight back. Chill. Sorry, but the knocks at you aside, you clearly need to and grudgingly I think you know you need to. Just go to bed. Write this night off and file this under everyone sometimes does stupid shit.
This thread isn't going to get any better from here.
Posted by: AD at March 29, 2010 08:37 PM (vMq5s)
Your copies are degrading with unintended characters.
Take it from a professional: don't spread your opponents propoganda. All it does is elevate them.
Nobody in this country takes Ed seriously. Nobody. Even his side.
Unless you quote him.
Look at the White House Press Corps for your example. Everybody lets Helen Thomas ask the first question. Out of respect.
But nobody ever expects her to ask an unbiased question. And no press secretary ever expects that the answer he gives her will ever be in a story. Becuase it won't.
It's been agreed to.
Helen Thomas is a fucking idiot. Everybody agrees. Even Helen. She knows she won't even be quoted. So does Ed.
Until some neophyte moron quotes him.
Learn.
Don't make rookie mistakes like quoting Helen Thomas.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:37 PM (VRJIW)
When Sheryl Crowe asks you to use only one of me, DO IT!
Posted by: some ply at March 29, 2010 08:38 PM (3bFLu)
To insult a man and then be hoist by your own petard, and then to whine like a child of two who has missed his midday nap! The proof of the character of the child is found in the illicit and ill-considered words of the neotenous adult he has become...
Were peter the Pan a real life human being, in his greatest and most monumental flight of fancy, he would posses greater maturity than yourself, you poor, benighted soul.
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 08:39 PM (wmtV/)
Getting a little testy there.
Wouldn't be a someguy comment without little testes, though.
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 08:39 PM (82Zkd)
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2010 08:40 PM (v1xH7)
Yes, I am the LGF Zimriel. Banned last June.
Posted by: Zimriel at March 29, 2010 08:40 PM (kLr5s)
Something tells me that the kid who became infamous as "The Mall Ninja Security Guard" on gun blogs has switched to posting on political forums. Lord help us all. It is good for a laugh or two, tho.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 29, 2010 08:40 PM (554T5)
Posted by: jamie at March 29, 2010 08:40 PM (CTJDC)
If a conservative activist made a credible threat to assassinate Keith Ellison would we be talking about anything else?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2010 08:41 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: some tie at March 29, 2010 08:41 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Guy Who
Asks Questions Sometimes at March
30, 2010 12:33 AM (ip4Yg)
I asked the
very same thing. It has to do with people hitting the ! key again and again in a frenzy and
sometimes getting a 1 instead
when they forget to shift key.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 30, 2010 12:36 AM (593B
It's meant to imply sarcasm (and that is why I ended my original post with that close).
Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative at March 29, 2010 08:42 PM (6DDE+)
I'm here all night for anyone who wants to learn how to fight the good fight. Because God knows, you fucking whippersnappers got so much water behind your ears you're fucking drowning in it.
Gotchu0r' asses whipped today. But good.
Wanna learn .. or just act out?
Up to you.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:42 PM (VRJIW)
I'm a professional, I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Posted by: some Bligh at March 29, 2010 08:43 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at March 29, 2010 08:44 PM (5mWrT)
Hahaha. The mall ninja business went south so he switched to Politics 101.
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 08:45 PM (82Zkd)
All the effects of alcohol and Christianity, none of their defects.
Posted by: soma at March 29, 2010 08:45 PM (gLSaO)
It's meant to imply sarcasm (and that is why I ended my original post with that close).
Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative at March 30, 2010 12:42 AM (6DDE+)
Well, I get the feeling you are still being just a tad sarcastic here!
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 08:45 PM (593B8)
Politics 101: A fuckin +
Politics 201: F+
Politics 301: F
Politics 401: F -
How to win Friends: F
How to influence people: F
How to gain tv viewership by losing arguments and looking like a doofus: A+
How to troll successfully: F-
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 08:45 PM (7VvJB)
"Sitting Bull"? More like Bull Shitting - his pants, when he sees what I got for 'im.
Posted by: Some guy named Custer at March 29, 2010 08:45 PM (kLr5s)
Posted by: unknown jane at March 29, 2010 08:45 PM (5/yRG)
Wanna learn .. or just act out?
Up to you.
Posted by: someguy
Say it with me, "meth is not your friend."
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 29, 2010 08:47 PM (w8ddH)
Posted by: Chum Guy at March 29, 2010 08:47 PM (Fkruy)
Posted by: Some Guy Named New Coke at March 29, 2010 08:48 PM (I9Amv)
Posted by: Guy Lombardo at March 29, 2010 08:49 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: some spy at March 29, 2010 08:49 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Vmaximus at March 29, 2010 08:50 PM (EESSb)
Posted by: Strum guy at March 29, 2010 08:50 PM (cB95w)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 08:50 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at March 29, 2010 08:50 PM (dDysH)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 08:51 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: Guy (pronounced French like) at March 29, 2010 08:51 PM (I9Amv)
Posted by: Some guys in the Somme at March 29, 2010 08:52 PM (kLr5s)
When it comes to Women. They Come to HIM!!!
(he's got a plan...to stick it to the man.)
[Wack-Jew-Waka-Jew-Wacka-Jew-Wacka]
Posted by: superfly at March 29, 2010 08:52 PM (v1xH7)
@340: "This is not an echo chamber. how else are you supposed to know their mindset? In many respects they are a collective and their first two jabs are pretty much always the same.. Learn to parry those and move in for the kill.. "
Uh, is there anyone here who doesn't know the Lefty playbook? For too many in the GOP, they'll never learn it anyway - they're always shocked and surprised when the Dems run the exact same plays against them again and again and again. Learn to parry? Never gonna happen. The GOP is too dumb, and many others on the Right prefer not to engage (can't sink to their level, have to rise above it, maintain moral high ground, etc., etc., etc.). Move in for the kill? Dear God, that is funny. Cower and flee are really the only options that are known to our leaders.
Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 29, 2010 08:52 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: plum guy at March 30, 2010 12:49 AM (gfDYv)
It's really more of an aubergine shade....LOVE IT!
Posted by: gay guy at March 29, 2010 08:52 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: someguy's brain at March 29, 2010 08:52 PM (7VvJB)
Which one of you fuckers will speak for me?
Posted by: the little guy at March 29, 2010 08:53 PM (gfDYv)
What's the better tactic, strategically:
1) Running your opponents show ... where he asks the questions, he frames the debate, his editors get the first whack at whatever you say ... or ...
2) Running your show .. where you get the frame the narrative, where you get to set the terms of the debate, where your editors get first whack at releasing the cuts on YouTube.
Are you people really so dense that you can't see which side you should be on? That you can't see which side has thought this whole thing out?
Do you think I'm the enemy?
Really?
Because if you do, then you are well and truly fucked, my friends. You are well and truly fucked.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 08:53 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Charlie 'We'll leave it to the Cables' Gibson at March 29, 2010 08:54 PM (6DDE+)
Your copies are degrading with unintended characters.
Yeah, back to Notepad.
Take it from a professional: don't spread your opponents propoganda. All it does is elevate them.
Nobody in this country takes Ed seriously. Nobody. Even his side.
Unless you quote him.
Flip side of your point is The Big Lie: Keep saying it until everyone believes it.
At some point, even I need to hear support. Someone needs to publicly stand up and call the Left's lies what they are: lies. And it needs to happen again and again.
That's one of the reasons blogs are so popular; an unedited voice for the little guy, and where the pseudo intelledtual j-school graduates get their butts spanked. Just ask Dan Rather.
I don't see THIS PARTICULAR CLIP as spreading Ed's propaganda. I see at as an example of Ed making the mistake of choosing someone who is smarter than him to pick on, and getting spanked, humiliated and branded as The Wrong One.
And as you know, Being Wrong in our culture is poison, and humiliating poison at that. Watch the clip; with the way Ed's plans exploded in his face, Ed earned his "Super Genius" rating. In front of his audience.
What will happen with Ed when another guest shows the same level of debate-fu, and worse, mentions this little lesson? Stay tuned.
But you see the clip differently. I don't know why, and it's because you won't say specifically, unless you mean that showing ANYTHING of the opposition, in any situation, constitutes spreading their propaganda.
If this is your meaning, then I'm not buying.
Zimriel: I thought so. You lasted about a year longer than me.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2010 08:54 PM (BjcIH)
C'mon, I'll be nice, you cancerous douchbags!
Fine! Your loss. People pay good money to read my newsletters. You'll learn. YOU'LL LEARN!
Posted by: Plum Guile at March 29, 2010 08:54 PM (w8ddH)
Posted by: fozzy at March 29, 2010 08:56 PM (ccEuN)
@359: "Yep, got to agree with that. NOTHING good can ever come from running enemy propaganda. "
Well, you've gotta admit - "Enlist to destroy one form of Leftist tyranny that is currently enslaving most of Europe so that another, even worse form of Leftist tyranny can enslave about half the world" while certainly accurate, isn't exactly the best way to market a war.....
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 29, 2010 08:57 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: glum guy at March 29, 2010 08:57 PM (3bFLu)
no, you are not the enemy. But you do have problems. And your kamikazee like charge into insanity, not by attacking the other side, but by attacking us, is really tiresome and counterproductive.
But hey, you damn near singlehandedly have guaranteed a 600+ comment thread on this topic, so I tip my hat to you, sir. Your unique brand of polemics and reasoning has won the internets tonight. I bow before a superior line of reasoning, logic, and persuasiveness.
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 08:58 PM (I9Amv)
I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 08:58 PM (82Zkd)
It was live tv dumbass. And Ed framed the debate and framed himself.
2) Running your show .. where you get the frame the narrative, where you get to set the terms of the debate, where your editors get first whack at releasing the cuts on YouTube.
My editors wouldn't have to edit. Plus we always have you watching out for us.
Are you people really so dense that you can't see which side you should be on? That you can't see which side has thought this whole thing out?
Clearly your side didn't think it out.
Do you think I'm the enemy? Yes.
Really? Yes.
Posted by: someguy's brain at March 29, 2010 08:59 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Micheal Steele at March 29, 2010 08:59 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Frum guy at March 29, 2010 09:00 PM (ip4Yg)
no, you are not the enemy. But you do have problems. And your kamikazee like charge into insanity, not by attacking the other side, but by attacking us, is really tiresome and counterproductive.
But hey, you damn near singlehandedly have guaranteed a 600+ comment thread on this topic, so I tip my hat to you, sir. Your unique brand of polemics and reasoning has won the internets tonight. I bow before a superior line of reasoning, logic, and persuasiveness.
Posted by: eddiebear at March 30, 2010 12:58 AM (I9Amv)
I knew it...you LOVE me...you really, REALLY LOVE ME!
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:01 PM (6DDE+)
Were the world full of sows and boars, instead of men and women, he would be reviled by the most foul among the stoats.
Were his defamations not so incoherent, they would be legally actionable and he would spend a thousand years to pay the fines to the least among men.
Were he not so enamored of himself, his words would be a reproach to his own ears, if he weren't a lackwitted fool, to boot.
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 09:01 PM (wmtV/)
Try worshipping a golden ram, or Thoth, or Jimmy Carter and then we'll talk. Fuckers.
Posted by: Rameses II, The Sun Guy at March 29, 2010 09:02 PM (kLr5s)
I ask you: Have I said one thing that was not an attempt to advance the cause of conservatives? Or Republicans?
Other than calling alll you cocksuckers motherfuckers to get your attention? Which, I must say, worked really, really well?
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:02 PM (VRJIW)
Would you like to go with the mini's, then?
I can't see what you're holding up. That's why I wear these dark glasses.
Posted by: blindbindguy at March 29, 2010 09:02 PM (v1xH7)
Posted by: Frum guy at March 29, 2010 09:02 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Some Dye at March 29, 2010 09:03 PM (TIGTh)
Other than calling alll you cocksuckers motherfuckers to get your attention? Which, I must say, worked really, really well?
Posted by: someguy at March 30, 2010 01:02 AM (VRJIW)
OH MYYYYYYYYY!
Posted by: Mr. Zulu at March 29, 2010 09:03 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: Some Fries at March 29, 2010 09:04 PM (TIGTh)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 09:04 PM (I9Amv)
Other than calling alll you cocksuckers motherfuckers to get your attention? Which, I must say, worked really, really well?
Posted by: someguy at March 30, 2010 01:02 AM (VRJIW)
Is this where you ask 300 of us to stand with you against the Persians at Thermopylae?
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 09:04 PM (593B8)
Nothing you have said would advance the cause of conservatives.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 09:04 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: The Light Brigade at March 29, 2010 09:04 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Ho Hum Guy at March 29, 2010 09:05 PM (TIGTh)
Other than calling alll you cocksuckers motherfuckers to get your attention? Which, I must say, worked really, really well?
You had me at , "I was ass raped.".
That kind of honesty deserves respect and mockery at once.
Briliant parry, sir.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2010 09:05 PM (v1xH7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 29, 2010 09:05 PM (Fkruy)
Posted by: Some Pie at March 30, 2010 01:02 AM (TIGTh)
UH-UHHH...EAT MEEEEEE!
Posted by: Hair Pie at March 29, 2010 09:05 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 09:05 PM (I9Amv)
Posted by: La la lie la la la la la la lie guy at March 29, 2010 09:06 PM (TIGTh)
You SAID something???...meh, missed that.
Posted by: Fly By at March 29, 2010 09:06 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: European Jew, early 1940s at March 29, 2010 09:07 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Wave Goodbye Guy at March 29, 2010 09:08 PM (TIGTh)
I run this blog bitch.
Don't fucking forget it!
IN fact, I'm now a website.
Posted by: soemguy at March 29, 2010 09:08 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: some guy from the future at March 29, 2010 09:08 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Nagasaki, 1945 at March 29, 2010 09:08 PM (I9Amv)
Posted by: fishfry at March 30, 2010 01:00 AM (v1xH7)
Heh.
Posted by: XBradTC at March 29, 2010 09:08 PM (cB95w)
Don't get too comfortable, cupcake.
Posted by: Plum Guile at March 29, 2010 09:08 PM (w8ddH)
Posted by: jamie at March 29, 2010 09:08 PM (CTJDC)
Posted by: Swarm of Krill, Pacific Ocean at March 29, 2010 09:08 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: JCred at March 29, 2010 09:09 PM (06g9S)
Posted by: mum guy at March 29, 2010 09:09 PM (ip4Yg)
Hey, we held out for a long damn time! Killed 300,000 of those bastards!
Posted by: Leonidas at March 29, 2010 09:09 PM (554T5)
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 09:09 PM (I9Amv)
Dude,
If you're not fucking her in the driveway, or lifting her skirt out the backdoor porch after dinner when teh inlaws are washing up the dishes, then you're a fucking Democrat Party faggot anyway and there's no helping you.
I can't teach you everything you weakdicked motherfucker.
Grow a cock, bitch.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:10 PM (VRJIW)
No
Posted by: Andy at March 29, 2010 09:11 PM (82Zkd)
I think when the "constructive criticism" starts off with "Let me ask you something you dumb mother fucker:", the mocking can start immediately.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2010 09:11 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Some emperor at March 29, 2010 09:11 PM (kLr5s)
Posted by: purimguy at March 29, 2010 09:12 PM (v1xH7)
Wow! I didn't know you were Ace's alter ego
For a while I was thinking it was Ace, but even he couldn't come up with this surreal stuff.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 09:12 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Hung Guy at March 29, 2010 09:12 PM (TIGTh)
@486: "Somewhere a village is missing it's idiot"
Is that the one in Texas or the one in Hawaii/Indonesia/Kenya?
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 29, 2010 09:13 PM (8MuSQ)
You fags are just mad cuz you weren't
...
FIRST!
Bunchahomos.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:13 PM (VRJIW)
If you're not fucking her in the driveway, or lifting her skirt out the backdoor porch after dinner when teh inlaws are washing up the dishes, then you're a fucking Democrat Party faggot anyway and there's no helping you.
I can't teach you everything you weakdicked motherfucker.
Grow a cock, bitch.
Posted by: someguy at March 30, 2010 01:10 AM (VRJIW)
Is that you Gunny Hartman?
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 09:14 PM (593B8)
If you're not fucking her in the driveway, or lifting her skirt out the backdoor porch after dinner when teh inlaws are washing up the dishes, then you're a fucking Democrat Party faggot anyway and there's no helping you.
Got that, Dude?...now go take that woman of yours and drag her 'long the sidewalk like me...I'm one bad-assed trogolydyte...uhhh, whatever that is.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:14 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: Hung Guy at March 30, 2010 01:12 AM (TIGTh)
My wife ain't complaining, motherfucker. It's sex 101.
Posted by: Tongue Guy at March 29, 2010 09:15 PM (TIGTh)
Posted by: Drillanwr at March 29, 2010 09:15 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: Dave C at March 30, 2010 01:07 AM (qmecx)
Why not? The left isn't embarrassed by any of this. At the end of 2009, when asked about all the great accomplishments of their Indonesian imbecile, the left actually crowed about how he shoved the Porkulus through - which was one of the most embarrassing legislative moves in American history (especially as the AIG bonuses hit right after and it was discovered that those bonuses were in the Porkulus - which no one had read, or even been allowed to read). The left isn't embarrassed by anything.
The left has no shame, at all. None.
We have a guy in the White House who talks about nonsenical notions such as "profit and earnings ratios" (showing that he has the mathematical sophistication of a retarded 8th grader) and still he lectures wall street and the rest of us on finance and climate theory and all sorts of concepts that are clearly beyond his ability to comprehend at even the most rudimentary level. What we really need are for people like Krauthammer to stop saying that The Precedent is intelligent, which he most surely is not - far, far from it. That is when the dam will break. When serious people stop taking the Indonesian Imbecile seriously (intellectually) and start publicizing the fact that we all know he's a total imbecile.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 29, 2010 09:15 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: some wye at March 29, 2010 09:15 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: someguy's sister at March 29, 2010 09:16 PM (7VvJB)
If you're not fucking her in the driveway, or lifting her skirt out the backdoor porch after dinner when teh inlaws are washing up the dishes, then you're a fucking Democrat Party faggot anyway and there's no helping you.
Posted by: someguy
I dunno. At least the dude didn't get assfucked, bro. Unlike someone we know *cough*
Posted by: Tongue Guy at March 29, 2010 09:16 PM (TIGTh)
Posted by: Someguy's father's ominious silhouette in the doorway... at March 29, 2010 09:16 PM (Fkruy)
@486: "Somewhere a village is missing it's idiot"
Just mark him 'General Delivery' and send him to Porum, Ok. 74455
He wanders off all of the time...
Posted by: Purimguy at March 29, 2010 09:17 PM (v1xH7)
Posted by: Some Wi Fi at March 29, 2010 09:17 PM (TIGTh)
Posted by: some wye at March 29, 2010 09:18 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 30, 2010 01:16 AM (ip4Yg)
He may be a drunken moron, or a conservative gone crazy but he sure is fun to mock!
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 09:18 PM (593B8)
Yes, dude, wake the fuck up.
I'm a really bad moby.
Do you need OTHER PEOPLE TO CLUE YOU UP, MORON?
Grow a brain dickweed.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 09:18 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: David Frum at March 29, 2010 09:18 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 09:19 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 30, 2010 12:52 AM (8MuSQ)
Ahh yeah. Maintain the Moral High Ground. My personal fav in the weak suck copouts. Keep only to the "Moral High Ground" and surrender the lowlands. Give the enemy free play to maneuver at will against us. Allow the enemy to isolate and over run each high point as they will. Defeat in detail has become a habit for our "leadership".
This battle is going to be fought and either won or lost in the gutters and the sewers.
Playin nice has been sooo good for us so far, aint it? I mean, it's not like we've got a bona fide neo marxist squatting in the POTUS chair and a congress dominated by enemy loving filth, is it?
Posted by: Grimmy at March 29, 2010 09:20 PM (S9wuX)
Get it, motherfuckers?
Posted by: Pun Guy at March 29, 2010 09:20 PM (TIGTh)
I told you motherfuckers I could make a 600+ comment thread using these fucking douchebag wannabes!
YES. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
PAY UP BITCHES.
Posted by: somewinner at March 29, 2010 09:22 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Fun Guy from a 60's B movie at March 29, 2010 09:22 PM (6DDE+)
I will not discuss the intimate details of how my wife and I engage in marital bliss. I respect her and the child of mine that she bore too much to do so, and no amount of internet silliness will convince me otherwise.
No, if any of the details you have offered us tonight into your life are true, then you are the one who is in need of a cock, especially one that hasn't been giving you a prostate exam a few minutes ago.
Posted by: eddiebear at March 29, 2010 09:22 PM (I9Amv)
Posted by: Jung Guy at March 29, 2010 09:23 PM (TIGTh)
someguy, try rubbing some Gold Bond Medicated Cream on the Episiotimy Scar on your Perenium, drink a tall glass of water and take a few advil before bed.
Thanks for the fun and the analrapeage stories.
Someday, we'll look back and laugh.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2010 09:23 PM (v1xH7)
Posted by: FTFY at March 29, 2010 09:24 PM (6DDE+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 29, 2010 09:24 PM (muUqs)
Thanks guys.
You just made me $600 in bets.
Lovers all!
Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch.
Posted by: somewinner at March 29, 2010 09:24 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Charmin 2-Ply at March 29, 2010 09:24 PM (06g9S)
That was the bet.
I won.
hahahahahaahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: somewinner at March 29, 2010 09:25 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Your MSNBC overlords and financiers at March 29, 2010 09:25 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: doc at March 29, 2010 09:25 PM (eTPhl)
Posted by: FTFY at March 29, 2010 09:25 PM (6DDE+)
I win the internets! And 367 billion dollars!
Posted by: I Won Guy at March 29, 2010 09:26 PM (TIGTh)
Posted by: card guy at March 29, 2010 09:26 PM (gfDYv)
Posted by: The Peace Blimp at March 29, 2010 09:27 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: DaveS at March 29, 2010 09:27 PM (gLNNy)
Too bad the first mention of 600 was by eddiebear.
Which makes you delusionalguy.
Posted by: pointingouttheuglyfactsguy at March 29, 2010 09:28 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 09:28 PM (593B8)
No. I watched it.
And I knew exactly how you cows would respond to a milking.
Bitch.
Posted by: somefarmer at March 29, 2010 09:28 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: publisher'sclearinghouseguy at March 29, 2010 09:29 PM (v1xH7)
We need better leaders.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 11:34 PM (VRJIW)
I, for one, welcome our new Dave In Texas overlords.
Posted by: DaveS at March 29, 2010 09:30 PM (gLNNy)
You motherfuckers stay away from my number! I have you eating out of my hand!
Posted by: Satanguy at March 29, 2010 09:30 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: FTFY at March 29, 2010 09:31 PM (6DDE+)
Bet I can get you cows there.
NO promblemo.
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Posted by: somecow at March 29, 2010 09:31 PM (VRJIW)
And I knew exactly how you cows would respond to a milking.
Bitch.
Posted by: somefarmer at March 30, 2010 01:28 AM (VRJIW)
Dumb fucker, you're punching down. Don't you know politics 101? I will teach you.
Posted by: fozzy at March 29, 2010 09:31 PM (ccEuN)
Posted by: FTFY at March 29, 2010 09:32 PM (6DDE+)
Bet I can get you cows there.
NO promblemo.
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Posted by: somecow at March 30, 2010 01:31 AM (VRJIW)
YEAH BITCHES!!!THAT"S RIGHT 800FUCKINHUNDRED...MANUP BITCHES!!!11!!!
Posted by: someinsaneguy at March 29, 2010 09:33 PM (6DDE+)
I will now pretend I won a bet! Yes! That's it.
I meant to do it all along!
Posted by: Dumb Try at March 29, 2010 09:34 PM (TIGTh)
Aaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: Some soul at March 29, 2010 09:36 PM (kLr5s)
On a Monday.
They said it couldn't' be done.
But I knew you morons were capable.
I knew you could do it.
I believed in you when nobody else would.
You're a bunch of fucking hobo morons.
YEAH BABY!
You have no idea how this increases the pageviews that I can charge the RNC!
Fuck Yea! Almost as good as them whores we bought to set up Michael Steele!
Posted by: someevil at March 29, 2010 09:36 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Mum Goodbye at March 29, 2010 09:36 PM (TIGTh)
Posted by: IraqiInformationGuy at March 29, 2010 09:36 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: sharrukin at March 29, 2010 09:37 PM (593B8)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 29, 2010 09:37 PM (gLNNy)
Posted by: Stan Marsh at March 29, 2010 09:38 PM (06g9S)
Posted by: Pat Robertson at March 29, 2010 09:39 PM (gfDYv)
Someguy / somewinner
You do know, of course, that the Open Overnight Thread already achieved 600 posts in under 4 hours. Tonight. Monday Night.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2010 09:41 PM (BjcIH)
Posted by: some chai at March 29, 2010 09:41 PM (3bFLu)
And cry over what is happening. Have you noticed
The plans are made for Iraq and the ice cap is melting?
I say to myself: “Go on, cry. What’s the sense
Of being an adult and having no voice? Cry out!
See who will answer! This is Call and Answer!”
We will have to call especially loud to reach
Our angels, who are hard of hearing; they are hiding
In the jugs of silence filled during our wars.
Have we agreed to so many wars that we canÂ’t
Escape from silence? If we donÂ’t lift our voices, we allow
Others (who are ourselves) to rob the house.
How come we’ve listened to the great criers—Neruda,
Akhmatova, Thoreau, Frederick Douglass—and now
WeÂ’re silent as sparrows in the little bushes?
Some masters say our life lasts only seven days.
Where are we in the week? Is it Thursday yet?
Hurry, cry now! Soon Sunday night will come.
Posted by: robert bly at March 29, 2010 09:42 PM (v1xH7)
I always get a kick out of the troll like someguy that come here spout off absolute pointless nonsense, and the proceed to get mocked. Then not realizing they are nothing but a joke decide to declare that no one is challenging them and are thus "winning." When they have it pointed out no one actually gives a damn about what they say and they're nothing more than a passing amusement untill something else comes along they just continue to repeat that they are winning and no one is challenging them on what they say.
Always worth a laugh and its even better when they claim to be conservative and American, and the mask slowly slips off one or both of those claims.
Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2010 09:42 PM (oVQFe)
I don't have to ramble on.
I can actualy explain what's going on in like, not only the Republican Pantrry, but I cna get into their foodstore, and even tell you like, what's goingon in Irans' fucking bin.
I have enuf to go all nite, dude.
Whatever.
Posted by: sometypist at March 29, 2010 09:42 PM (VRJIW)
(Mr Politics 101 fake know-it-all moby ) ♫
What do you do with a masters degree in art history?
You get a nose ring and moby for obama.
♫ (typing it hard now)
Why is it called a punch down? Maybe because your father beat you
and, you need someone to blame.
♫ (whole lotta blaming)
Someone put up a lefty getting smacked video? Step aside and let the
man who works as a janitor take over.
♫(step aside, he's sweepin)
Sure, you took the school lunch money,
it's putting that tip jar out that takes real guts.
♫(Yeah!)
So, crack open an ice cold budlight, Prince of Political Pomposity,
it's not the site that gives us the buzz, it's you.
♫
(Mr. Politics 101 fake know-it-all moby )♫
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 09:42 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at March 29, 2010 09:43 PM (dDysH)
Posted by: Some Mai Tai at March 29, 2010 09:45 PM (06g9S)
Enough of what? Crack rock?
Posted by: Zimriel at March 29, 2010 09:45 PM (kLr5s)
Posted by: DoOrDoNot,ThereIsNoTry at March 29, 2010 09:45 PM (3bFLu)
I always get a kick out of the troll like someguy that come here spout off absolute pointless nonsense, and the proceed to get mocked. Then not realizing they are nothing but a joke decide to declare that no one is challenging them and are thus "winning." When they have it pointed out no one actually gives a damn about what they say and they're nothing more than a passing amusement untill something else comes along they just continue to repeat that they are winning and no one is challenging them on what they say.
Always worth a laugh and its even better when they claim to be conservative and American, and the mask slowly slips off one or both of those claims."
I always love a guy who shows up 690 comments into the thread, thining he has any clue what's going on, trying to throw his shit around, cocking off like he sumpin'.
Fuck you motherfucker'.
You aint' shit, bitch.
Posted by: somebitch at March 29, 2010 09:46 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: somefly at March 29, 2010 09:46 PM (gLNNy)
Posted by: madewithlye at March 30, 2010 01:47 AM (v1xH7)
That's exactly what I was thinking. This has all the signs of being a Scandi ploy to make us eat lutefisk.
Posted by: Grimmy at March 29, 2010 09:49 PM (S9wuX)
Posted by: doc at March 29, 2010 09:49 PM (eTPhl)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 30, 2010 01:48 AM (ucq49)
Not a fucking thing.
Posted by: huerfano at March 29, 2010 09:51 PM (gLSaO)
Time to hit the hay. Dave in Texas, thanks for putting this up you dumb mother fucker.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 29, 2010 09:52 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at March 29, 2010 09:52 PM (dDysH)
Posted by: Deadwood Cy at March 29, 2010 09:56 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Neck Tie at March 30, 2010 01:26 AM (qmecx)
-----------------------
*gurgle* Hhhhhhhh *gurgle* *bleedbleedbleed*
Posted by: Colombian Neck Tie at March 29, 2010 09:56 PM (8MuSQ)
701 comments in, and somebody finally asks. Yes. Here was my point:
Maybe we have some bloggers can't cut the fucking mustard.
Hey, you know .. we tried a few guys out .. some of them didn't make the fucking cut.
Every team has guys didn't make he fucking cut,.
Life.
Lose the losers.
It took you fuckers 700 comments to ask the right fucking question.
Posted by: somefucker at March 29, 2010 09:57 PM (VRJIW)
Every team has guys didn't make he fucking cut,.
Every team has that one guy who got ass raped.
Or something.
Posted by: Warden at March 29, 2010 10:00 PM (TIGTh)
Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 29, 2010 10:01 PM (MchcS)
Posted by: doc at March 29, 2010 10:02 PM (eTPhl)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at March 29, 2010 10:04 PM (dDysH)
Fuck all of you wanabes.
All of you.
Posted by: somefucker at March 29, 2010 10:04 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at March 29, 2010 10:07 PM (dDysH)
Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 29, 2010 10:08 PM (MchcS)
Yea, you just showed up. Big fucking whoop.
I'm still spelling words correctly, and still advancing conservative principles... anyone can bring a bunch of bullshit. Whatchugotboiotch?
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 10:09 PM (VRJIW)
someguy,
I'm late to the party. Just skimmed the comments. You lost me at "Maybe we have some bloggers can't cut the fucking mustard" and "wanabes"
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 29, 2010 10:10 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: The Highland Pipes Guy at March 29, 2010 10:10 PM (MoBQM)
And really, how did any of us ever think we could compete with that?
Posted by: AD at March 29, 2010 10:11 PM (vMq5s)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 10:11 PM (m3uOA)
Posted by: MaybeIShouldn'tHaveInjectedRedBullDirectlyIntoMyVeinsGuy at March 29, 2010 10:14 PM (3bFLu)
@716: "Maybe we have some bloggers can't cut the fucking mustard."
Yeah, Townhall and Redstate. The ones here are ok.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 29, 2010 10:14 PM (8MuSQ)
Tehn maybe you can expound for a few hundred words on what it means to be a conservative Republcian?
By which I mean, you have a captive audience. Instead of criticizing ohters' words, maybe you could offer up your own reasons why your country is worth wsaving.
Please, tell me in your own words ... why is America worth saving\ Mr. VB01:
Posted by: somelincoln at March 29, 2010 10:16 PM (VRJIW)
"They can't even give good commentary without attacking."
When leftists project.... Paging Dr. Freud!!!
He does have a point however that the other guy saying that "leftists do it too" is a cop out. It would be better to say that the Tea Party does not promote sectarian violence.
Don't play the moral equivalency game. Go for the moral high ground by proclaiming loud and clear that violence and criminal behavior is not what we do.
Posted by: Lee at March 29, 2010 10:19 PM (zF8wD)
Ow oh, my apologies, someguy,
However, after a wonderful showing you have now officially lost thread. I'm sure you're as dejected as am I, but you can go home knowing that "tehn" is a word in other languages, so it's merely our own arcane spelling rules that have hindered you today.
Unfortunately, you now forfeit the bet.
I hereby grant all the winnings to Warden.
Posted by: Thread Referee at March 29, 2010 10:20 PM (vMq5s)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at March 29, 2010 10:20 PM (dDysH)
And guess what, I didn't say this yet: Why would you post up MSNBC video when they have the lowest fucking ratings?
And I don't think you understand me: Why would you post up MSNBC video when they have the lowest fucking ratings?
And why can't you keep up with me?
And I think you really need to understand: Why would you post up MSNBC video when they have the lowest fucking ratings?
I have something to ask you idiots: Why would you post up MSNBC video when they have the lowest fucking ratings?
Why the fuck can't you keep up with me?
Tell me why you can't keep up with me?
Is there a reason you can't keep up with me?
Can you give me a reason you can't keep up with me?
I didn't ask you this yet: Why would you post up MSNBC video when they have the lowest fucking ratings?
Posted by: Some Super Fucking Boring As Shit Guy at March 29, 2010 10:21 PM (OaRvZ)
Republcian?
ohters'
wsaving
saving\"
Yeah dickweed,
Deliberate spelling errors ... or can't you follow the fucking thread?
Fucking morans here.
Sheesbh
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQURSTUVWXYZ1234545678910
Wow, are you guys this fucking stupid? Because if you are, it explains why the Democrats are kicking your fucking asses today.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 10:22 PM (VRJIW)
No, I'm sorry, someguy, but like pool, you must call spelling errors beforehand.
I'm sorry, but please, don't be a sore loser.
Please congratulate Warden.
Posted by: Thread Referee at March 29, 2010 10:24 PM (vMq5s)
Wow.
Should be a fucking cakewalk to take you pussies.
Go blow up something.
Posted by: somefbiagent at March 29, 2010 10:24 PM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at March 29, 2010 10:25 PM (dDysH)
The sleepytime she comes.
Someboy, make sure and come back tomorrow. Think of some more reasons why you're on top of it all and just toying with us.
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 29, 2010 10:26 PM (Uce7W)
See, now you're even getting the time and date wrong. "2.2.3"?
This is America, sir. Not Mars.
Please, be a good sport and shake Warden's hand.
Posted by: Thread Referee at March 29, 2010 10:27 PM (vMq5s)
"By which I mean, you have a captive audience. Instead of criticizing ohters' words, maybe you could offer up your own reasons why your country is worth wsaving."
Was I critisizing? Show me where. I didn't understand your points, which I put in parens. And no, you can't change the subject, before you've responded to me. Oldest Leftist tactic in the book. Nonresponsive.
On second thought - nevermind.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 29, 2010 10:27 PM (ucq49)
Also I'm shooting for 600 posts! No 800 posts! No 1000 posts! No 600. Yeah, I made big bucks off of 600.
Or was it 1000?
C'mon, we can do it! Let's hit 1000! We!! WEEE! Me, and all you dumb motherfuckers!
Posted by: Why,No,Ossifer, MyBrainHasn'tMeltedAndI'mPerfectlyOKToDriveGuy at March 29, 2010 10:30 PM (3bFLu)
Posted by: Richard at March 29, 2010 10:55 PM (6F5CS)
Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at March 29, 2010 11:02 PM (dDysH)
Posted by: pat at March 29, 2010 11:05 PM (vZL64)
Well, I'm still hopping around the nets, seeing what I've missed. Seems a lotta pushback on "the narrative".
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 29, 2010 11:07 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: pat at March 29, 2010 11:11 PM (vZL64)
I think this guy nails it. I was always suspicious of the Dim staffers w/ the cameras.
"Protesting ObamaCare: What Really Happened on March 20?"
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 29, 2010 11:20 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: Soona' at March 29, 2010 11:23 PM (ULsCO)
Posted by: Someguy at March 29, 2010 11:24 PM (Tr9MG)
what the goddamned hell someguy?
You get some meth in your jack daniels or something?
(A) who the fuck is keeping daily score between the parties, such that the "score" from March 29, 2010 would matter AT ALL come November?
(B) Do we really need to justify attacking idiots based on their ratings profiles? If that were the case, we'd have never had Jacquelie Mackey Paisley Passey Dweezil Frankfurter Molly Hatchet Butros Butros Ghali.
And what a barren, sad world it would be
Posted by: hobgoblin at March 29, 2010 11:29 PM (oWJX9)
Ace, one of the irritating things about totally open comments is that idiots seem too prevalent. When they have no identity they have no accountability. There should at least be a way to stabilize nics so morons, racists, and outliers can be identified.
Ah, come on. Lighten up. I love the open nic concept. Sock puppets are fun. That's one of the reasons I've stuck around. This blog is a blast. Of course there's going to be some over-cooked toads posting, but you can ignore them if you really try.
Posted by: Soona' at March 29, 2010 11:29 PM (ULsCO)
Posted by: Richard at March 29, 2010 11:30 PM (6F5CS)
That was AMAZING!!!!
*pants and fans herself*
I am soooo in love with Warden!
Someguy's Etiquette for True Conservatives
Gawd, I hope there's a second volume.
Posted by: Deety at March 29, 2010 11:36 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: Richard at March 29, 2010 11:37 PM (6F5CS)
Posted by: Soona' at March 30, 2010 03:29 AM (ULsCO)
And further. Most of the morons love whacking trolls. Actually, I don't believe someguy was a troll. Do what he thought was a public service, kinda like when HillBuzz stopped by prosletizing about Concern trolls and eeyores.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 29, 2010 11:39 PM (ucq49)
(QWest. When it works, no problem at all. The rare occasions when it doesn't, however...)
So, there I was...checkin' my connection, my settings, programs and cables...re-setting the router...when I coulda been watching that movie I downloaded the other day...
That's ok, though. I didn't tell QWest that I'm changing ISP's this week...So, I reckon, karma that's early is better than when it's late... (When its late, it has time to build up momentum...)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 29, 2010 11:40 PM (E5Er7)
I wonder if the dipshit realizes that the ONT has about 200 posts more than this one. Can't wait until he starts having his comments added to/edited and watching him explode like a big baby.
I can skip over 600 comments on here shit for brains because you haven't said jack in any of your previous posts. Your only worthwhile contribution is to be the fish in everyone's barrel for mocking.
Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2010 11:40 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Richard at March 29, 2010 11:41 PM (6F5CS)
Posted by: Richard at March 29, 2010 11:53 PM (6F5CS)
Hi,
Sen. Stabenow here.
I just wanted to talk about the wonderful time I spent with Ed Schultz recently. We had a great time vacationing in the Bahamas. The dinners were lovely, and I was able to expense them. Thank you all for giving me those dinners. We smoked some pot one night, and I used my boa constrictor strap on on his hiney. He really got a kick out of it. I did too!
Thank you.
Debbie
Posted by: Sen Debbie Stabenow at March 30, 2010 01:00 AM (9/2L1)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 30, 2010 01:08 AM (Pzhwx)
Even granting the point that you don't give the enemy free publicity if you can avoid it, the logical errors are astounding...
1. Nothing makes anything on MSNBC's ratings go up; they're in free fall. Other blogs (NewsBusters, for one) have posted excerpts from Schultz' show on numerous occasions; his ratings have not risen a smidge.
2. Showing Ed Schultz' on this blog isn't going to convert anyone to the left, ever.
3. It does serve a valid function for "our" side, namely, reinforcement.
4. It was also hugely satisfying and entertaining to watch that pusbag get blown up.
So, making this thread doesn't help the "enemy" to any measurable extent, and was a lot of fun. Not even counting.
On the other hand, I'm fairly certain now that someprofessionaloperative was, in fact, a professional paid operative...for the other side. And I don't believe he was ever ass-raped either. Unless he's a convicted criminal, which is possible, I suppose.
Thanks for all the great posts; more laugh-out-loud lines in this thread than I can remember. Just great work all around, people.
Posted by: Evan3457 at March 30, 2010 01:14 AM (5CWEp)
Hi,
Me again.
Here is some contact information for my lover, Ed.
http://tinyurl.com/ycpmh7j
Please tell this wonderful man how much I love him.
Thanks!
Deb
Posted by: Sen. Debbie Stabenow at March 30, 2010 01:52 AM (tcSZb)
Yeah. Showing a clip making him look like an absolute fool is good for his ratings.
Sheesh.
Posted by: nickless at March 30, 2010 03:15 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: ericinva at March 30, 2010 03:17 AM (GaXpK)
Posted by: vagator at March 30, 2010 03:21 AM (BJ/Lc)
I have always avoided watching this guy. Wow. I think he holds show prep debates with a wild hair on the front of his head that used to be located on the back of his head. He calls him little Dickie.
Then he apologizes to an audience that isn't there.
Posted by: Knaws at March 30, 2010 03:25 AM (Z2WgS)
Hi,
Debbie here. I must say that in all my years of being manhandled by cabana boys, I have never seen someone who can take as much long pipe from virile young men as Ed Schulz.
He really loves it.
All the best,
Sen. Debbie
Posted by: Sen. Debbie Stabenow at March 30, 2010 04:12 AM (tcSZb)
Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at March 30, 2010 04:14 AM (Hvg2O)
Posted by: DefendUSA at March 30, 2010 04:21 AM (yIwYC)
Posted by: RM at March 30, 2010 04:29 AM (GkYyh)
"President Barack Obama says he believes the Tea Party is built around a "core group" of people who question whether he is a U.S. citizen and believe he is a socialist.
But beyond that, Obama tells NBC he
recognizes the movement involves "folks who have legitimate concerns"
about the national debt and whether the government is taking on too many
difficult issues simultaneously."
Posted by: curious at March 30, 2010 04:31 AM (p302b)
Hahahahaha, the whores in the Big Insurance lobby caved.
the so-called loophole is now closed -- Obama won.
Posted by: This is I Hate F'n Chimps at March 30, 2010 04:47 AM (yBGZp)
And when Cat goes in front of Waxman, they'll have their tails between their legs.
No one is fighting back. Not the CEOs. Not the Republicans. No one.
It's just us.
Posted by: This is I Hate F'n Chimps at March 30, 2010 04:49 AM (yBGZp)
Let me be clear - I don't believe he's a socialist, I know he's a socialist. Pretty obvious really when you look at his political views and goals. Not like he's done much to hide it since he got into office.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 30, 2010 04:53 AM (e8T35)
The 'experts' are 'expecting' +200K jobs added to payrolls, this Friday.
1) wow, this kinda tells me there will indeed be jobs added in this report, but not 200K.
2) And the jobs added will be from temporary Census workers.
Posted by: This is I Hate F'n Chimps at March 30, 2010 04:54 AM (yBGZp)
me = some bee sting on a water buffalo's hide
Waden = an RPG throuh the mo'fo's skull.
(You teh funneh...)
Posted by: Warthog at March 30, 2010 04:56 AM (WDySP)
They fear the tea party. They should because Obama's numbers are tanking. Their script that we are violent is just laughable esp after all their Bush hate. Too funny. The really disturbing thing is that Ed has a job anywhere. Ripping out Cheney's heart? creep
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2010 04:57 AM (GESxJ)
This is concerning, though funny/sad at the same time.
Posted by: curious at March 30, 2010 05:01 AM (p302b)
Greetings, oh illegitimate offspring of Nancy Pelosi and a diseased Rhino.
Hahahahaha, the whores in the Big Insurance lobby caved.
So most insurance companies didn't want to go on the public record as being "mean" to sick little kids. Gosh, way to go Obama! I guess we can now add blackmail to your long list of accolades, right next to bribery, elitism, corruption and hubris.
No one is fighting back. Not the CEOs. Not the Republicans. No one.
Guess you have been living under a really big rock the last few months. Guess that would explain the smell at any rate.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 30, 2010 05:01 AM (e8T35)
Hahahahaha, the whores in the Big Insurance lobby caved.
the so-called loophole is now closed -- Obama won.
Posted by: This is I Hate F'n Chimps at March 30, 2010 08:47 AM (yBGZp)
WTF yo talkin' 'bout?Posted by: Ed Anger at March 30, 2010 05:04 AM (7+pP9)
ABC radio news at 9:00 est
1. How is this militia group "Christian" and even if can be construed to be, why do they say that everytime when they never say "muslim" terrorists?
2. This toyota thing is bull--it's been created to help GM
3. Putin wants the dead scraped from the sewers. He will find the organizers and "crush" them.
4. A housing "correction" on the way.
5. The French are visiting and no state dinner---"private affair". No tent?
6. Leboon is scheduled for a mental disorder assessment (just do the rest of them while you're at it)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2010 05:04 AM (GESxJ)
"802
And when Cat goes in front of Waxman, they'll have their tails between their legs."
ObamaCare changes the tax treatment of Medicare Part D reimbursements, resulting in a major reduction of value in Cat's tax assets. as well as the deferred tax assets of other companies in the same boat.
It's Waxman's damn law. Why doesn't he know this shit, is probably what Cat's CFO is asking himself.
Also when you make a chargeoff of that size & nature, federal law requires you to report it.
Waxman is either as obtuse as a 2-by-4, or too stupid to be making laws like this. Cat shouldn't "have their tail between their legs." They should say to Waxman, "This is straight out of your fucking bill, numbnuts."
Posted by: Albus at March 30, 2010 05:06 AM (OaRvZ)
Posted by: shrumguy at March 30, 2010 05:09 AM (B+luu)
Now here's something worthwhile...Zombie has some pics up from the Searchlight Tea Party, including ...get your pacemakers set morons...a nice one of Hannah Giles and a great one of Sarah Palin. Oh there are some others too. The other good part is there are also some pics from an anti-war protest the same day in Los Angeles...sorry those are all ugly hags...but the posters and tee shirts are something else. I like the one that says.."F### Capitalism" with a price tag of $15. LOL http://tinyurl.com/yengr7f
Posted by: Deanna at March 30, 2010 05:11 AM (JXlgX)
The morons: Dance, monkey, dance!
Someguy: I'm winning! (A la Bill Murray in "What About Bob?")
Seriously, though, does someguy remind anyone else of Mike, aka Tom, aka Mary, aka Jersey, aka Geno?
Posted by: Damn Skippy at March 30, 2010 06:14 AM (VDgKF)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 30, 2010 06:51 AM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: fluffy, under-caffeinated at March 30, 2010 07:21 AM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: fluffy, under-caffeinated at March 30, 2010 07:23 AM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at March 30, 2010 07:55 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: RJ at March 30, 2010 10:42 AM (ADbI4)
Kudos to Dave in Texas for
PUNCHING Down. Yep. Never watched one minute of Ed Schultz before Dave posted clip because I had a hunch he was a complete loser. (He's on MSNBC - natch.)
Whooooboy. (racist I said boy) He's every bit the idiot I supposed and then some. Cementing irrevocably that I will never watch that show. I suspect no rational person could reach a different decision.
You punch down when its a death blow (excause my tea party rhetoric)
Ace of Spades HQ is the Chuck Norris of blogs. Rules don't apply to either.
Posted by: Joe at March 30, 2010 11:23 AM (UYJ+m)
"Show me one person from the Left throwing bricks through windows....."
"Ed, I just told you a man is in prison for threatening my life."
That is the longest I have ever watched him, and I could only because he was completely exposed and pointedly revealed for the uber partisan blowhard he is. I wonder if he is some sort of disinformation campaign, as I find it hard to believe folks watch the likes of Ed and Olberdouche.
He looke like he wanted to reach through the camera and peform a violent act against Ernest.
Posted by: mike in va at March 30, 2010 02:53 PM (/7V7u)
"This was not how this interview was supposed to go"
No shit, kind of like the rest of his life.
Posted by: Originalist at March 30, 2010 07:44 PM (Kid9z)
Posted by: BonerFez at March 31, 2010 12:55 PM (3m7uZ)
Example time:
Someguy has a TV show. During said show, at one point he stands up to rant and rave about how True Conservatives (TM) should follow him. During his rant, someguy's pants fall down, revealing that not only did he go commando today, but his small, undeveloped cankerous foreskin-cheesy crank is on full display.
Now, when we post this clip here, someguy, which do you think it is: we're helping you to gain viewers for your TV show, or mocking your thimble-sized cock?
Posted by: baboy at March 31, 2010 01:16 PM (L2PwK)
someguy reminds me of that knucklehead who spent twenty five years developing his business card.
I always wondered why anyone would spend an inordinate amount of time on a blog they didn't like, but somedouche has taken it to a new level. BTW, with godaddy dot com, somekidwhowasassfucked is probably available.
Posted by: Peoples Front of Judea at March 31, 2010 01:24 PM (iV4X6)
Posted by: believer at March 31, 2010 01:49 PM (f8NWP)
Posted by: Nosli W. Nevets at March 31, 2010 02:18 PM (ZAEm3)
#833: "weeding teste lint"?
Dude, I am still crying from laughing so hard! I've never heard that term before! AWESOME! :-D
Posted by: Crush Liberalism at March 31, 2010 03:15 PM (jql2M)
Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg at April 01, 2010 09:27 AM (BuYeH)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at April 03, 2010 08:34 PM (xVKXy)
Right?
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 11:27 PM (VRJIW)
We didn't have to try.
Warden:
Kudos for the 'punch down's on someguy. Hilarious!
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I love the smell of dead terrorists in the late night / early morning !!!!!
It smells like............victoryPosted by: sokubag at March 20, 2011 06:22 AM (lCkf0)
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Why would you post up MSNBC video when they ahve the lowest fucking ratings of all the cable channels?
Do you understand what it means to "punch down?"
This is the talent we have working for us, people.
Posted by: someguy at March 29, 2010 06:31 PM (VRJIW)