Ace of Spades HQ

April 17, 2014

Oblahablah Open Thread
— Ace

Oblahblah's talking about... something or other.

Oh, he's doing a victory lap over the CBO's new estimated numbers that claim that Obamacare's unaffordable costs will be slightly lower.

Oh God, it's just a general defense of Oblahblahcare yet again, calling for us to "move on." Now he's talking about the "50 or so votes to repeal this law" (a debunked number, of course; see, he's lying) and how those votes could have been used to "create jobs" or something.

"The repeal debate is and should be over."

[Update - Andy]: A key takeaway from President TrollSoHard's prepared ~~remarks~~ lies:

#Obama says 35% of #Obamacare enrollees under age 35 but key statistic is how many are 18-35. Many of the under 35 are kids on family plans
— Scott Gottlieb, MD (@ScottGottliebMD) April 17, 2014

Posted by: Ace at 11:42 AM | Comments (277)
Post contains 146 words, total size 1 kb.

1 I hope he fails.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 17, 2014 11:43 AM (Qp0nB)

2 Look numbers! We couldn't get them until now for some odd reason. But we got them!

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 11:44 AM (HDwDg)

3 Panopticon marches on. -- Creepy autonomous AI CCTV surveillance network watches all of Boston http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/17/ creepy-autonomous-surveillance-network-watches-all-of-boston/ via @dailycaller

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 17, 2014 11:44 AM (ZPrif)

4 I'm at work. Is it about Ukraine?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2014 11:44 AM (UypUQ)

For some reason that headline made me laugh. Who takes that clown seriously anymore? Anyone??

Posted by: jewells45 at April 17, 2014 11:45 AM (l/N7H)

6 Get someone to give him a bottle filled with water from the Portland reservoir to clench his thirst

Posted by: The Dude at April 17, 2014 11:45 AM (bStrg)

7 Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2014 03:44 PM (UypUQ) Oh of course not. He's pimping Obamacare again. BECAUSE PERPETUAL CAMPAIGN.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 11:45 AM (HDwDg)

8 Buy a commercial!

Why are all the networks covering this?

Posted by: Aquaviva at April 17, 2014 11:45 AM (VvTTg)

9 Whatever

Posted by: Scott in NE at April 17, 2014 11:45 AM (+S4CE)

10 Crisis in Ukraine The economy in the crapper high unemployment the feds targeting Americans Let's talk Obamacare!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 11:45 AM (DmNpO)

11 Because, LIAR!

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at April 17, 2014 11:45 AM (W6iIX)

Cooked

Books

Office

Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2014 11:46 AM (DrWcr)

13 Mission Accomplished

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 17, 2014 11:46 AM (8ZskC)

14 Helloooooooo! Woooohooooooo!!!

Posted by: Donetsk Oblast at April 17, 2014 11:46 AM (RD7QR)

15 Everybody but the CBO says health costs and premiums are/will soar. I'll go with everyone else

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2014 11:47 AM (t3UFN)

16 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 03:45 PM (DmNpO) Lets not and say we did NDH. :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 11:47 AM (HVff2)

17 Since 61 percent of the population believes that I lie my speech will be 39 percent shorter than usual today.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 17, 2014 11:47 AM (8ZskC)

18 Wow...unbelievable.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 11:48 AM (RJMhd)

19 Any Republican asked to comment should say:

"I'm not going to entertain the remarks of this fundamentally dishonest charlatan until he's apologizing at his sentencing."

Posted by: grognard at April 17, 2014 11:48 AM (/29Nl)

20 Does Jay Carney know about these numbers?

Posted by: nannyhag at April 17, 2014 11:48 AM (39IHH)

21 The Repeal debate is over... the Science is settled... You are on the wrong side of History...

Posted by: Three modern sayings which are Untrue at April 17, 2014 11:48 AM (84gbM)

22 why is he doing this? seriously. is he trying to get rah rah clips for mid term political ads? people aren't going to run on it except in deep blue places

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 11:49 AM (zOTsN)

23 I think he ripped of Paul Simon with that-- "50 votes to...______" crapola.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 11:49 AM (RJMhd)

24 Let's talk Obamacare!

Three of those other things you mentioned are enworsened by Obamacare...

Posted by: HR at April 17, 2014 11:49 AM (ZKzrr)

25 Great news comrades! Your ration of dear leader has been increased again!

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2014 11:49 AM (GXZgZ)

26 I can tell he's lying, his lips are moving.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 17, 2014 11:49 AM (RQDhf)

27 Lets not and say we did NDH. :-) *** I should't be surprised by TFG but, somehow, I am. With all the crap that's going on, his vanity simply will not permit him to pass up an opportunity toot his own horn, and attack R'pubs, no matter how bullshit the claim he's making.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 11:49 AM (DmNpO)

28 Real Obama quote: This thing is working!

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 11:49 AM (RJMhd)

Posted by: Three modern sayings which are Untrue

"You can't redraw international boundaries with military force".

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 17, 2014 11:49 AM (JtwS4)

30 25 Great news comrades!

Your ration of dear leader has been increased again!

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2014 03:49 PM (GXZgZ)

The leadership you want, you ain't gettin'. And the leadership you're gettin', you don't want.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2014 11:49 AM (DrWcr)

31 Guess we are all deniers - again! I hate being outfoxed.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 17, 2014 11:50 AM (oDCMR)

32 If history moves forward and backward and sideways,how can anyone be on the wrong side of history?

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2014 11:50 AM (zqvg6)

33 One of these brain dead reporters should call the light bringer out while he is lying to their faces.

Posted by: nannyhag at April 17, 2014 11:50 AM (39IHH)

34 That he is trying to dismiss the threat... Means the threat is credible... Push on Conservatives...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 11:50 AM (84gbM)

35 The only thing going down is sandra fluke and the number of DRs in the obamacare networks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2014 11:50 AM (t3UFN)

36 Oh noes! Not "consequences!"

Posted by: wisenheimer at April 17, 2014 11:50 AM (HynLZ)

37 You know how to reduce insurance costs? Raise your co-pay, which has happened.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2014 11:50 AM (P1WNR)

38 So no mention of Putin and annexation of Crimea working? Duh.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 17, 2014 11:51 AM (oDCMR)

39
Start Yakety Sax music.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2014 11:51 AM (hUf/y)

40 I wish so badly that someone would insert "Go fuck yourself, San Diego" into his teleprompter.

Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2014 11:51 AM (hFL/3)

41 Shut Up!... He explained...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 17, 2014 11:51 AM (32Ze2)

42 Oh goody-- Obama has "additional consequences" for Putin. Seven more Russians might get their visas cancelled!

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 11:51 AM (RJMhd)

43 Obama believes you can cut costs by creating a monopoly effect. He's a fucking economic idiot.

Posted by: MTF at April 17, 2014 11:51 AM (F58x4)

44 this must be rally the base for the mid term stuff conservatives are cannibals stuff cause I do not get it why now

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 11:52 AM (zOTsN)

45 This thing is working! President Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2014 11:52 AM (GXZgZ)

46 Tovarich Putin just doesn't know what's good for Mother Russia.

Posted by: wisenheimer at April 17, 2014 11:52 AM (HynLZ)

47 37 You know how to reduce insurance costs? Raise your co-pay, which has happened. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2014 03:50 PM (P1WNR) ********* Up your deductible!

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 11:52 AM (RJMhd)

48 "The repeal debate is and should be over." Then quit with the extensions & waivers & let the full force of this monstrosity hit America full in the face.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 11:52 AM (8D0/R)

49 Funny, this is from the same fecal plant as the production numbers of Republican front Runners against Vince's Foster,s Auntie.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at April 17, 2014 11:52 AM (5V+Di)

50 Obamas only talent is yapping endlessly so he does not have to say anything. Hey a-hole, You can't BS a Bullshitter.

Posted by: nannyhag at April 17, 2014 11:52 AM (39IHH)

51 If we had an opposition party they'd point out all the job growth bills that have been passed and not brought to the senate thanks to Reid. Side note, not until Andy Rt'd someone did I realize that the "Under 35" was actually a dodge because it includes everyone from 0-35, not the 18-35 year olds (specifically those on their own plans) that this system needs to stay even partially afloat.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 11:52 AM (HDwDg)

52 "Profit and earning ratios are starting to get to the point where buying stocks is a potentially good deal if youÂ’ve got a long-term perspective on it,Â”

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 17, 2014 11:53 AM (JtwS4)

53 So why does he have to do another victory lap? The media has all but declared that obamacare is the biggest success EVAH! Just look at the slew of new "polls" saying so...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 11:53 AM (9+ccr)

54 "The repeal debate is and should be over." Why can't we enjoy your love until after the next election and then the next election. Why do you tease us with your gifts?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 17, 2014 11:53 AM (oDCMR)

55 debate is over science is settled the constitution, however, is a living breathing document with innumerable options

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 11:53 AM (zOTsN)

56 Oh, this is awesome.

Please--you fucking drooling retard--please keep talking about how great Obaaamacare is.

'Cause there ain't one fucking time you've talked about it that the numbers have gone up.

Every time you talk about it--or anything--the numbers go down.

Yeah, keep it up--tell people how fucking awesome it is they are paying more so that some musty tramp that never gave a second thought about her personal responsibility until someone else was forced to pay for it now has insurance.
Tell us how she can now get her free birth control and abortions since I'm being forced to pay more.

I fucking love that shit, everybody loves that shit.

Go get a fucking snow shovel and keep shoveling that bullshit.

'Cause we can't get enough.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 17, 2014 11:53 AM (VjL9S)

57 "Up your deductible!" Make a network with 7 doctors, none of which went to Med school in America.

Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2014 11:53 AM (hFL/3)

58 Someone cue The March of the Gladiators.

(and the clown car)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 17, 2014 11:54 AM (JS0vr)

59 I should't be surprised by TFG but, somehow, I am. With all the crap that's going on, his vanity simply will not permit him to pass up an opportunity toot his own horn, and attack R'pubs, no matter how bullshit the claim he's making. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 03:49 PM (DmNpO) Obviously, growing up a poor black child on the other side of the tracks, fighting and scraping to get by, pulling himself up by the boot straps to make something of himself in college, the little fucker never learned honesty or humility. He has an ego the size of the most despicable despots. Hey, but that's just me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 11:54 AM (HVff2)

60 And all of the Repubs collectively laughing at him as they bring a repeal measure to the floor of the house are...golfing? Applauding quietly? Yep. They are not on our side. He is right. It's over. Unless there is a huge sea-change in the conservative vote count this Nov, we are finished with this.

Posted by: Sambo at April 17, 2014 11:54 AM (/yjk5)

61 What "news service" is the Hispanic chick from?

#plant

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2014 11:54 AM (P1WNR)

62 This just proves, chooming does cause brain damage.

Posted by: nannyhag at April 17, 2014 11:55 AM (39IHH)

63 If the President is big on numbers, why doesn't he say something about the fact that 6 out 10 people think he's lying.

Posted by: dantesed at April 17, 2014 11:55 AM (88xKn)

64
Ummm....it is weird. The guy calls a press conference to talk about obamacare?..... I guess this is the best they could come up with to signal to the new pravada that this is what the want to distract with during a long holiday weekend.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2014 11:55 AM (hUf/y)

65 CBO estimates and his victory laps won't do him any good when Americans are slammed with their enormous insurance premiums. He can't run from that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 17, 2014 11:55 AM (tsGZY)

66 Our president is an idiot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2014 11:56 AM (P1WNR)

67 The more dumbass references repeal, the closer it is to becoming reality...

Posted by: prescient11 at April 17, 2014 11:56 AM (tVTLU)

68 Unpossible!

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 17, 2014 11:56 AM (8ZskC)

69 Duh!1 is an idiot.
At best.
Can't say it often enough....

Posted by: backhoe at April 17, 2014 11:56 AM (ULH4o)

70 he is going to throw out some pre written punchy line in response to a planted question to use in ads because otherwise, I do not get it

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 11:56 AM (zOTsN)

71 Ssssssssssssssssssss...

Posted by: The Fuse on the Employer Mandate Bomb at April 17, 2014 11:56 AM (8ZskC)

72 Interesting that they felt good about a press conference on a Thursday. I wonder what surprise we will learn tomorrow?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 17, 2014 11:56 AM (oDCMR)

73 I am bending the cost curve down bitches!

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at April 17, 2014 11:57 AM (32Ze2)

74 Does this mean McCain will be hoverrounding the talking head circuit again this weekend?

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 11:57 AM (thLL8)

75 It's all propaganda. You're just disturbing yourself by watching it. You already know what he's going to say.

The left is predictable. Their only real goal is to somehow hold power, and therefore survive, when it collapses.

If it collapses before they have secured their power in the aftermath, then they lose.

So, everything they do is toward that end.

Posted by: grognard at April 17, 2014 11:57 AM (/29Nl)

76 "The system is broken."

WHO'S BEEN RUNNING IT FOR FIVE FREAKIN' YEARS?

Posted by: wisenheimer at April 17, 2014 11:57 AM (HynLZ)

What I wouldn't give for a large sock filled with horse manure...

Posted by: Naughtius at April 17, 2014 11:57 AM (rZOh8)

78 I'm actually streaming President Dumbass' presser on the computer now.

I really should just switch to porn.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 17, 2014 11:57 AM (AC0lD)

79 56 Oh, this is awesome.

Please--you fucking drooling retard--please keep talking about how great Obaaamacare is.

'Cause there ain't one fucking time you've talked about it that the numbers have gone up.

Every time you talk about it--or anything--the numbers go down.

Yeah, keep it up--tell people how fucking awesome it is they are paying more so that some musty tramp that never gave a second thought about her personal responsibility until someone else was forced to pay for it now has insurance.
Tell us how she can now get her free birth control and abortions since I'm being forced to pay more.

I fucking love that shit, everybody loves that shit.

Go get a fucking snow shovel and keep shoveling that bullshit.

'Cause we can't get enough.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 17, 2014 03:53 PM (VjL9S)

So we can put you down as a "totally satisfied" Obamacare participant?

Posted by: ABC News at April 17, 2014 11:57 AM (GgPam)

80 "see, he's lying"

Sometimes you can't see the lying in the forest of lies. But yep. There it is.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 11:58 AM (MNq6o)

81 such an arrogant prick

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 11:58 AM (zOTsN)

82 65 CBO estimates and his victory laps won't do him any good when Americans are slammed with their enormous insurance premiums. He can't run from that. True but he has postponed a lot of it till after the election. Wink,wink, nod,nod

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 11:58 AM (9+ccr)

83 I am sure all does peeps who have had their insurance plans cancelled and lost their Docs will be happy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2014 11:58 AM (t3UFN)

84 Someone cue The March of the Gladiators. (and the clown car) March of the Penguins....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 11:58 AM (8D0/R)

85 What? Is he speaking somewhere?

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (fWAjv)

86 I'm actually streaming President Dumbass' presser on the computer now.

I really should just switch to porn.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel

There would probably be less ass fucking.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (MNq6o)

87 If you look close enough, the a-hole has horns coming out of his forehead.

Posted by: nannyhag at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (39IHH)

88 Did he say 404care opponents were angry and violent?

Posted by: wisenheimer at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (HynLZ)

89 So we can put you down as a "totally satisfied" Obamacare participant? Posted by: ABC News at April 17, 2014 03:57 PM (GgPam) Obviously you are an author of the new census questionnaire.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (HVff2)

90 2 more years of this jerkoff...

Posted by: trailortrash at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (xllDV)

91 I am listening for the clip they will use in the ads who told them they had to do this now?

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (zOTsN)

92 Why not throw this in the face of the Left every time they talk about the Second Amendment?

That was settled two centuries ago, yet the Left still tries to destroy it. Why should the dog-eating cokehead's signature hyperpartisan legislation be special?

Do they really, truly not see what monstrous hypocrites (and liars and treasonous bastards) they are? Or do they just not care?

Posted by: acethepug at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (Ue2Yo)

93 man woman young woman fuckin liar

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (zOTsN)

94 Have you, ummmmmmmmm, looked at the Prophets and Earnings Ratios lately? Ughhhhhhhhh, I mean.... come on!

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at April 17, 2014 11:59 AM (32Ze2)

95 8 million sign-ups, 7 million who have lost coverage, for only hundreds of billion of dollars.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (P1WNR)

96 Is Obamacare like a mule and 40 acres or more like a sore anus?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (oDCMR)

97 her it is she is saving her home because she has health insurance but he flubbed the beginning

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (zOTsN)

98 I hope he gets the Allen G. treatment.

Posted by: Max Power at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (q177U)

99 President Somesay

Posted by: Max Power at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (q177U)

100 Hey, "young people", how's it feel to crawl back into your mother's womb at age 26?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (DmNpO)

101

>>Everybody but the CBO says health costs and premiums are/will soar. I'll go with everyone else

.Because the CBO is forced to "assume" the newer lower Medicare/Medicaid payments to Doctors will stay in effect, which they wont, but they have to run the numbers as shown by current laws.

Posted by: Registered Voter at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (Rm+rQ)

102 [serious post]

I had an idea while in he shower back in 2012 about how to put more pressure on repealing ACA... I never shared it but want to now.

I though about a hybrid of the OWS and Tea Party... but instead of camping out in groups in city parks, you have 1-3 peeps standing out in front of every Senate and congressional office across the country. 24/7, rain or shine. You pledge that at least one U.S. citizen will remain in front of each and every congresscritter office until ACA is repealed in full. Of course it would require a tremendous amount of sacrificed time from 10's of thousands of Americans, but with good organization and communication to make sure at least a couple people are there for every shift of 2-3 hours at a time, I think it might be possible to actually pull it off. 100% coverage would be very hard to maintain, but you could demonstrate a consistent rate of over 70% via hourly "protest selfies" in front of those congressional offices that are posted to a central website.

Is this stupid?

[/serious post]

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (UypUQ)

103

He just said...."Republicans need a change of attitude".

That sounds really Orwellian, if you ask me.

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (fAjDo)

104 I am sure all does peeps who have had their insurance plans cancelled and lost their Docs will be happy But they were mostly Bad Apple Docs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2014 12:00 PM (8ZskC)

105 "87 If you look close enough, the a-hole has horns coming out of his forehead." Do you watch Hannibal? The way Will Graham visualizes evil? Yeah, that's how I see Obama.

Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2014 12:01 PM (hFL/3)

106 Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 04:00 PM (zOTsN) But Sebelius said this wasn't just "mortgage insurance!"

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 12:01 PM (HDwDg)

107 Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 04:00 PM (zOTsN) But Sebelius said this wasn't just "mortgage insurance!" (Spoiler, it pretty much is.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 17, 2014 12:01 PM (HDwDg)

108 but he flubbed the beginning Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper

Probably a white teleprompter.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2014 12:01 PM (MNq6o)

109 I call on Ace to stop this senseless attack on Obama and the ACA and direct the energies of this blog to creating or saving jobs for hard working Americans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2014 12:01 PM (QFxY5)

110
ObamaCare is the Law of the Land. NUFF SAID!

The Constitution is outdated and irrelevant. NUFF SAID!

Posted by: Dumb Lib at April 17, 2014 12:01 PM (hHFOx)

111 If he keeps saying it, maybe even he'll believe it...

Posted by: tu3031 at April 17, 2014 12:02 PM (yv+63)

112 I'll bet Sasha and Malia can't even watch this shit.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (wAQA5)

113 And yet the legality of citizens being "allowed" to own guns rages on. Obamacare is the new Roe v. Wade - the debate will remain open and divisive for decades.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (IdOTf)

114 this is mid term populist appeal BS congressmen up for re-election asked him to do this NOW the expansion of Medicaid clip that's the zinger

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (zOTsN)

115 Is he coked up or does he always jerk around like a marionette?

Posted by: wisenheimer at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (HynLZ)

116 Is Obamacare like a mule and 40 acres or more like a sore anus? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (8D0/R)

117 That's it, folks. There is no "I" in "you are so fucked."

Posted by: Low Information President at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (yFb77)

118 If we had an opposition party they would reply this and all Obama speeches but with a laugh track whenever he pauses.

Posted by: Chillin the most at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (gxtMZ)

119 I do believe that the President is questioning my patriotism.

Posted by: Shoot Me at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (EQcfE)

120 Is this stupid?

yes

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (+lsX1)

121 Do they really, truly not see what monstrous hypocrites (and liars and treasonous bastards) they are? Or do they just not care?
Posted by: acethepug at April 17, 2014 03:59 PM (Ue2Yo)

Yes.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 17, 2014 12:03 PM (W7ffl)

122 "115 Is he coked up or does he always jerk around like a marionette?" Yes.

Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2014 12:04 PM (hFL/3)

123 So now it's 8 million sign ups? How many followed through?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 12:04 PM (9+ccr)

124 The Law is the final word on everything! Shut up!

Posted by: People Who Claim to Totally Support Various Civil Rights Movements at April 17, 2014 12:04 PM (hHFOx)

125 see Obamacare isn't working because there wasn't enough Medicare expansion so fuck you Texas

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:04 PM (zOTsN)

126 DRUDGE: Poll: Most Americans believe Obama lies on important issues The more he keeps flapping his Reggiehole the more people see him as a big fat liar. I think he should have a presser like this everyday.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 17, 2014 12:05 PM (thLL8)

127 The king insists.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 17, 2014 12:05 PM (nylF6)

128

Projection once again. Things they are afraid of losing, they proclaim to be beyond debate.

"The science is settled."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2014 12:05 PM (ZkzmI)

129 Supreme Court decisions are the final word on everything!

Posted by: People Who Claim to Totally Support Various Civil Rights Movements at April 17, 2014 12:05 PM (hHFOx)

130 Low hanging fuit is taking a beating today.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 12:05 PM (8D0/R)

131 Hey, Obama. Your fly's unzipped.

Posted by: Texas at April 17, 2014 12:05 PM (hFL/3)

132 89 So we can put you down as a "totally satisfied" Obamacare participant?

Posted by: ABC News at April 17, 2014 03:57 PM (GgPam)

Obviously you are an author of the new census questionnaire.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 03:59 PM (HVff2)

Don't cop an attitude. We know where you live!

Posted by: WH Census Bureau at April 17, 2014 12:05 PM (GgPam)

133 8 million signups and counting

Posted by: McBambi's at April 17, 2014 12:05 PM (hHFOx)

134 >>Supreme Court decisions are the final word on everything! Yep, this will all settle down in a few years - Roe v. Wade

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (IdOTf)

135 Ummmmmm, those people that lost plans. Had Uhhhhhh substandard insurance. This law that compels you to buy..... ahhhhhhhh, insurance. Now has a 2% compliance rate.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (32Ze2)

136 123 So now it's 8 million sign ups? How many followed through? Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 04:04 PM (9+ccr) How the F did they get an extra MILLION signups... AFTER the deadline? I smells a rat....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (84gbM)

137 Hey Obama! About that whole Obamacare thing? *ahem* You.Didn't.Build.That. (In your case, literally and figuratively)

Posted by: Damiano at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (j0wOO)

138 131 Hey, Obama. Your fly's unzipped. You mean his slip is showing...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (9+ccr)

139 Is this stupid? [/serious post] Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2014 04:00 PM (UypUQ) Yes. But one of my favorite sayings is "if it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid". Worth a shot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (TIIx5)

140 9 million signups and counting

Posted by: McBambi's at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (hHFOx)

141 Obamacare isn't working because there wasn't enough Medicare expansion so fuck you Texas You're welcome.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (8D0/R)

142 trying to rally Congressmen up for re-election that's the point ohhhhhhhhh they are squirming they will vote for repeal, at least parts of it he is afraid of democrat defection in the run up to the mid terms now I get it

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (zOTsN)

143 Do I need a powerpoint presentation to get through your thick wingnut skulls?

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (8ZskC)

144 I just watched a disturbed individual walking down the middle of the street talking loudly to himself. He had to be watching Obama on TV just now.

Posted by: nannyhag at April 17, 2014 12:06 PM (39IHH)

145 Is Obamacare like a mule and 40 acres or more like a sore anus?

An enigma, shrouded in mystery, wrapped in a sphincter.

Like a burrito, a big rectal burrito.

Posted by: wisenheimer at April 17, 2014 12:07 PM (HynLZ)

146 You got to hand it to the President, he's proven that when the government kicks people off of their insurance plans and then forces them to buy new ones, a lot of them will actually do it.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2014 12:07 PM (+lsX1)

147 134 >>Supreme Court decisions are the final word on everything! Yep, this will all settle down in a few years - Roe v. Wade Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 04:06 PM (IdOTf) Two words... Dred Scott

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 12:07 PM (84gbM)

148 12 million signups and counting

Posted by: McBambi's at April 17, 2014 12:07 PM (hHFOx)

149 Pet peeve of mine: people saying Obama is an idiot. Pretty clearly not true. Liar: Yes. Leftist: Yes. Manipulative: Yes. Totally wiping the floor with conservatives in the battle for our culture and political system: Yes. Idiot: hard to be this good at being this horrible without some smarts.

Posted by: Sambo at April 17, 2014 12:07 PM (/yjk5)

150 He just said...."Republicans need a change of attitude".

That sounds really Orwellian, if you ask me.

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 04:00 PM (fAjDo)

Oh, he's right. Just not in the direction he wants.

Posted by: grognard at April 17, 2014 12:07 PM (/29Nl)

151 Guns N Garters Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/kojy2q6

Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2014 12:07 PM (aTXUx)

152 he has been hearing that the democrats are going to cave!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (zOTsN)

153 Obamacare is the Prohibition of our time.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (8ZskC)

154 Reggiehole.. LMAO!!

Posted by: jewells45 at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (l/N7H)

155 Can't we pass a law that limits Sparky to NPR only. I am really getting tired of his drive by troll hits. He is sooo totally creepy.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (oDCMR)

156 Do I need a powerpoint presentation to get through your thick wingnut skulls? Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 17, 2014 04:06 PM (8ZskC) Call me! I am a PowerPoint Expert!

Posted by: Al Gore at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (j0wOO)

157 I can't listen but I am sure everything he said is a lie at best

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (t3UFN)

158 this is a plea for party discipline

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (zOTsN)

159 You mean his slip is showing...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 04:06 PM (9+ccr)

Anyone want to bet that Obama has tried on a woman's thong?

And liked it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (QFxY5)

160 What the President says, goes!

Posted by: Chimpy McBushiburtonitler at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (hHFOx)

161

He says...."American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs".

Uh yeah, but Ocare is killing the economy and jobs.

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (fAjDo)

162 Is Soros donating to the DNC--every time Obama says-- "Move On!"?

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (RJMhd)

163 The President today announced 10 million ACA signups and climbing. Every one of those signing up did not have health insurance and no one ever lost their health insurance.

Posted by: NBC News at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (GgPam)

164 Idiot: hard to be this good at being this horrible without some smarts.

The people running the puppet show are smart.

Posted by: HR at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (ZKzrr)

165 "You people in Congress who opposed the ACA need a change of attitude.....No pressure here...We hope that you will comply after your tax audit, investigation of all e-mails and friendly phone calls to your house and your childrens' schools.

Posted by: Post Partisan President at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (XyM/Y)

166 109 I call on Ace to stop this senseless attack on Obama and the ACA and direct the energies of this blog to creating or saving jobs for hard working Americans. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2014 04:01 PM (QFxY5 Now you are just plain Anti-Ewok, first it was the Anti-Semitism, now its come to this.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 12:08 PM (HVff2)

167 he is begging democrats to hold the line!

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:09 PM (zOTsN)

168 If it's so great, the results should speak for themselves. The fact that he and his posse are having to go out and constantly talk it up tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at April 17, 2014 12:09 PM (PZ6/M)

169 " Idiot: hard to be this good at being this horrible without some smarts." Not when you have the entire left wing media backing you.

Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2014 12:09 PM (hFL/3)

170 24 million. Do I hear 25? 25 million? Do I hear 25 million?

25 million. Do I hear 26 million? 26, 26, 26... 26 million.......

Posted by: Bambi's House of Insurance Signups at April 17, 2014 12:09 PM (hHFOx)

171 He just said...."Republicans need a change of attitude". That sounds really Orwellian, if you ask me. Sounds pretty damn bossy to me. #banbossy!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 12:09 PM (8D0/R)

172

...."American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs".

Then repeal this POS so we can..

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2014 12:09 PM (ZkzmI)

173 Suspicious that he would have a " press " conference today, and brag about his awesomeness. I wonder what shoe is gonna drop tomorrow?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 12:09 PM (9+ccr)

174 7 million new signups and 150 million existing policies not cancelled yet is 157 million policies created or saved.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 17, 2014 12:09 PM (JtwS4)

175 Uh yeah, but Ocare is killing the economy and jobs. There you go with that wingnut unmotivated reasoning again.

Posted by: Paul Krugman, Income Inequality Theorist at April 17, 2014 12:10 PM (8ZskC)

176
23 million and counting!

Posted by: Barky McMakerupper at April 17, 2014 12:10 PM (hUf/y)

177 I am telling you he is BEGGING the democrats to hold the line and fight for it

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:10 PM (zOTsN)

178 ""American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs". " Oh God, you mean he's pivoting again?

Posted by: Rahm the Ballerina at April 17, 2014 12:10 PM (hFL/3)

179 Everything that guy just said is bullsh*t.

Posted by: Vinny at April 17, 2014 12:10 PM (hHFOx)

180 I'm not watching. But, it sounds like he's THAT scared of repeal. If he feels the need to address the nation with lies, they are sweating it. /drinkingascotch&watchingmidsomermurders

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2014 12:10 PM (IXrOn)

181 Totally wiping the floor with conservatives in the battle for our culture and political system: Yes. Idiot: hard to be this good at being this horrible without some smarts.

--

It's a helluva lot easier to wipe the floor with conservatives and be "good" at being horrible with the MFM, academia and the near entirety of the entertainment complex in your back pocket. This two bit idiot wouldn't get far if he was held to any kind of standard.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 17, 2014 12:10 PM (tsGZY)

182 Is Soros donating to the DNC--every time Obama says-- "Move On!"? Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 04:08 PM (RJMhd) Hell no! We're probably paying Soros a royalty fee every time SCOAMT says it.

Posted by: Damiano at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (j0wOO)

183 146 You got to hand it to the President, he's proven that when the government kicks people off of their insurance plans and then forces them to buy new ones, a lot of them will actually do it. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2014 04:07 PM (+lsX1) --------- This is what I don't understand. The democrat talking point is "it's the law", so why are they crowing about 8 million people out of 300 million signing up?

Posted by: Chillin the most at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (gxtMZ)

184 My Blue Ribbon Commission has informed me that you can indeed polish a turd.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (8ZskC)

185 151 Guns N Garters Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/kojy2q6 Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2014 04:07 PM (aTXUx) You Sir.... are a Gentleman, and a Procurer...

Posted by: Pseudolus, of the House of Senex at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (84gbM)

186 He is talking to Democrats up for re-election hold the line because HE sees weakness

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (zOTsN)

187 Billions and Billions served

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (32Ze2)

188 Yes.

But one of my favorite sayings is "if it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid".

Worth a shot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2014 04:06 PM (TIIx5)

My congress critter's office is a five minute walk from my house, so I would happily take the 2-4am shits each Saturday night.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (UypUQ)

189 Guns N Boobs with Bonus Stompy Boots Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/k6mkbsn

Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (aTXUx)

190 ...."American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs".

Surely you've fucked that up enough already.

Posted by: HR at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (ZKzrr)

191 Sambo at April 17, 2014 04:07 PM (/yjk5) ----------- True. If he were just an idiot, law of averages suggests that he would occasionally do something right and good for us.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (ojnk6)

192 ."American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs". How many times can you pivot to this nothingburger & come up empty?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 12:11 PM (8D0/R)

193 kbdabear! Your aol account is sending spam e-mails.

Posted by: HR at April 17, 2014 12:12 PM (ZKzrr)

194 That car I sold you gets 85 miles to the gallon and never needs an oil change.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 12:12 PM (wAQA5)

195 Honestly and seriously. I can't watch him anymore. If I do, I want to throw shit at the tv. We just got a new flat screen smart tv. I really like and don't want to bust it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 12:12 PM (HVff2)

196 Potholes!!!! and bridges! I think he's talked about fixing bridges--three times now.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 12:12 PM (RJMhd)

197 He should have a tote board behind him rolling the numbers. Like the Jerry Lewis Telethon.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 17, 2014 12:12 PM (yv+63)

198 Diabetes coverage! Do I hear Diabetes coverage? Diabetes, diabetes, diabetes... going once, going twice...

Posted by: Bambi's House of Insurance Signups at April 17, 2014 12:12 PM (hHFOx)

199 this was a message for Democrats I have no doubt

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:12 PM (zOTsN)

200 192 ."American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs". Are those shovel ready jobs like he's claimed before? What happened to the shovels?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 12:13 PM (9+ccr)

201 Watched a video of Ogabe NOT endorsing Joey Choo Choo to run for President. He said something about whoever follows him needs to keep advancing the ball. Like the good little commie progressive he is.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 17, 2014 12:13 PM (GgPam)

202 >>."American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs". Oh, so he's going golfing tomorrow? He usually does that soon after he's said "I will not rest until...."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 12:13 PM (IdOTf)

203 Well I am certainly going to watch MSNBC tonight to find out what Obama really meant today.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 17, 2014 12:13 PM (oDCMR)

204 161 He says...."American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs". Uh yeah, but Ocare is killing the economy and jobs. Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 04:08 PM (fAjDo) He's pivoting to Jobs... again???? You know that by definition.... enough Pivots, become a spin...

Posted by: Pseudolus, of the House of Senex at April 17, 2014 12:13 PM (84gbM)

205 I smell fear I see weakness

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:13 PM (zOTsN)

206 151 Guns N Garters Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/kojy2q6 Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2014 04:07 PM (aTXUx) You Sir.... are a Gentleman, and a Procurer... Posted by: Pseudolus, of the House of Senex at April 17, 2014 04:11 PM (84gbM) Best part is, when she holsters Ol' Slabsides, the weight is gonna pull her nawty panties down.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2014 12:13 PM (TIIx5)

207 It will be over after we take the Senate. You must respect the balls of these people. Lee said the best defense is a good offense. They are playing it for all it's worth and the MSM is going along.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2014 12:14 PM (0FSuD)

208 Brit Hume ‏@brithume now Shorter Obama: The ACA is working and the Republicans won't help me fix it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 12:14 PM (DmNpO)

209 Are those shovel ready jobs like he's claimed before? What happened to the shovels? Pawned.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 12:14 PM (8D0/R)

210 Wow--CNN sort of said that they might ask Obama about the eastern Ukrainian sign up....not of ObamaCare enrollees but of Jewish people-- and-- not.one."reporter".--got that done. good going there media!!

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 12:14 PM (RJMhd)

211 This is not the repeal debate you're looking for...

Posted by: Obie Won Kaboomi at April 17, 2014 12:14 PM (FcR7P)

212 208 Brit Hume ‏@brithume now Shorter Obama: The ACA is working and the Republicans won't help me fix it. Classic!

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 12:14 PM (9+ccr)

213 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2014 04:10 PM (IXrOn That's a damn fine show and drink.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 12:14 PM (HVff2)

214 @206 That's someone's daughter! Can I adopt?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 17, 2014 12:14 PM (0FSuD)

215

If that dude is talking, he is lying

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (W6iIX)

216 Are those shovel ready jobs like he's claimed before? What happened to the shovels? My Ivy League economic advisers have informed me that we need to switch over to spoons.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (8ZskC)

217 A study produced by the University of Minnesota concluded that race is a determining factor in who is most affected by air pollution. Specifically, non-white people breathe air that is substantially more polluted than the air that white people breathe.

Posted by: If It Walks Like A Terrier at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (e8kgV)

218 American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs

See, it's "us" when they want "us" to focus on the Economy. But it's "me" when "I" killed bin Laden with these two bare oversized meat hooks.

Posted by: Captain BS at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (hHFOx)

219 The fight for Stalingrad is over now that it is captured. I have no desire to fight this battle again. Those ignorant slavs should just accept it along with the rest of their losses. Time to move forward.

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (Vv4Go)

220 Chait, in NY magazine, called Paul Ryan every name in the book for pointing out that Ocare was a budget-buster. Then he displayed an OMB graph showing the slightly lower cost as proof it's not a budget buster. http://tinyurl.com/nbuzyc3 Such a twit.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (8Pg2o)

221
It wasn't in your mouth, it was just all around the sides and your mouth.

Posted by: Barky McMakerupper at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (hUf/y)

222 *shifts*

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (UypUQ)

223

It was so obvious that the questions were 'approved in advance'.

And this was supposed to be a "surprise" presser.

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (fAjDo)

224 "American people would much rather see us focus on the Economy and Jobs". I thought he had been "focused like a laser" and "would not rest" on the economy and jobs for the past 5 years? Well... aside from all the vacations, starting work at the crack of 10 AM and finishing by 2PM (with a 2 hour lunch in between, weekends off, golf, and fundraisers and stuff.

Posted by: Damiano at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (j0wOO)

225 SOON.

Posted by: Math Witch at April 17, 2014 12:15 PM (XvHmy)

226 Thanks HR, I'll look into it

Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2014 12:16 PM (aTXUx)

227 All I heard was: "these are not the droids you are looking for"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2014 12:16 PM (ZkzmI)

228 this was a "I did not have sex with the woman" sort of defense he was talking to democrats

Posted by: thunderb also dickless rapper at April 17, 2014 12:16 PM (zOTsN)

229 Someone should ask the media why they report his numbers. He did, after all, promise everyone could keep their plan/doctor PERIOD. He's a proven liar. Also, taking bets the SCOAMF/Biden selfie was taken on the way to somber Boston Memorial. It was worth it!!

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 17, 2014 12:16 PM (9Bdcz)

230 208 Brit Hume Ã¾@brithume now Shorter Obama: The ACA is working and the Republicans won't help me fix it. Yup.... its working so well he had to slow it down, by not enforcing a lot of it!

Posted by: Pseudolus, of the House of Senex at April 17, 2014 12:17 PM (84gbM)

231 Guns N Boobs with Bonus Stompy Boots Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/k6mkbsn Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2014 04:11 PM (aTXUx) Such a shame to have such bodacious tatas holding a Frog gun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2014 12:17 PM (TIIx5)

232 SOON. Posted by: Math Witch Tease.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 12:17 PM (8D0/R)

233 syria?

Posted by: chelsea danger at April 17, 2014 12:17 PM (KfDDN)

234 I'm disappointed no one mentioned aglets on the Ron Paul conspiracy nut post.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 17, 2014 12:18 PM (JPkzo)

235 Obama Care is not even fully functioning yet, there has been like 37 'Executive Directives' that change major components of the supposed 'law'

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at April 17, 2014 12:18 PM (W6iIX)

236 5 For some reason that headline made me laugh. Who takes that clown seriously anymore? Anyone?? Yes, the roughly 53% of Americans who would vote for him again in a NY minute if they could. And therein lies the problem.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 17, 2014 12:18 PM (7ObY1)

237 Right-wing panelists on the news shows should take a page from Mr. Arias against the KSM lawyer:

"How does it feel having voted for such a colossally incompetent liar, anyway? Must eat you up inside having to come on here and lie on his behalf when it's so obvious you're full of it."

Posted by: grognard at April 17, 2014 12:18 PM (/29Nl)

238 If it is working so well, why not push the employer mandate this month?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2014 12:18 PM (ZkzmI)

239 Ok, I got your left arm here. Do you want your right arm, your right arm, your right arm. Do I hear anything for your right arm.

Now your leg, your leg, your leg... do I hear anything for your leg? If you like your leg, you can keep your leg. Going once, going twice...

Posted by: Bambi's House of Insurance Signups at April 17, 2014 12:18 PM (hHFOx)

240

And if you keep it up, we will tweet another selfie....

No one wants that, now do they?

Posted by: BHO at April 17, 2014 12:18 PM (DErq5)

241
Did he at least wish a Good Passover and/or a Happy Easter to Americans or do muzzies not do that?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2014 12:19 PM (hUf/y)

242 234 I'm disappointed no one mentioned aglets on the Ron Paul conspiracy nut post. yeah those little plasticy things on the ends of your shoelaces..

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 12:19 PM (9+ccr)

243 Hydrogen is a practical and effective gas for modern airships. The debate is over.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 17, 2014 12:19 PM (8ZskC)

244 I ummmmmmmm, have pivoted to jobs. So many uhhhhhhhhhhh times. That I now cannot see out of the hole I've dug.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at April 17, 2014 12:19 PM (32Ze2)

245 Is this stupid? [/serious post] Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2014 04:00 PM (UypUQ) ************** It's not stupid at all but i doubt the media would cover it and then it would be as if it isn't happening. So--there's the problem IMO.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2014 12:19 PM (RJMhd)

246 Actually... with the Governments track record... as they seem to screw up everything they touch... Please do NOT focus on Jobs and the Economy... its in bad enough shape already...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2014 12:19 PM (84gbM)

247 http://tinyurl.com/okv8nlt

Onion news is best news.

Posted by: Jabari at April 17, 2014 12:20 PM (tO352)

248 I figure I've got another couple of years to keep chopping off limbs.

Posted by: Greedy Joooooo Doctor, Collecting Limbs at April 17, 2014 12:20 PM (32Ze2)

249 242 234 I'm disappointed no one mentioned aglets on the Ron Paul conspiracy nut post. yeah those little plasticy things on the ends of your shoelaces.. Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 17, 2014 04:19 PM (9+ccr) Yes. Their purpose is sinister.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 17, 2014 12:21 PM (ZC2bC)

250 Is and should be. Focus, folks. It's all very, very clear.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2014 12:21 PM (wAQA5)

251 >>Did he at least wish a Good Passover and/or a Happy Easter to Americans or do muzzies not do that? He did that with the annual Easter Prayer Breakfast by inviting Bishop Gene Robinson to do the closing prayer. You know, the gay bishop that cased a ginormous rift in the Episcopal church.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2014 12:21 PM (IdOTf)

252 There's nothing wrong with Ukraine that can't be resolved with the implementation of Obamacare

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2014 12:22 PM (DmNpO)

253 Yes. Their purpose is sinister. Posted by: Buzzion at April 17, 2014 04:21 PM (ZC2bC) And the rise of boy bands along with the Y2K scare? You think this is a coincidence?

Posted by: AMDG at April 17, 2014 12:22 PM (eFytx)

254 nood

Posted by: Rahm the Ballerina at April 17, 2014 12:22 PM (hFL/3)

255 This is in response to the polls that show the majority know Obama is a liar. On big issues.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2014 12:22 PM (IXrOn)

256 The progressive agenda is evil. It has everything to do with subjugation of the masses, and the idiots are the people are the ones who incoherently vote for this and are then surprised when their health insurance rates rise. Obama is not the idiot. Yes the media helps him. Yes, academia is poisoning the minds of our young people. I think the idiots are those who 1. support the progressive agenda who will later become its fodder, and 2. (as conservatives) fail to realize that "our side" isn't really on our side, and support any type of "moderate republican". Obama and the elites will never become the fodder o the progressive policies. He is evil, not an idiot. He is the enemy, and a competent one.

Posted by: Sambo at April 17, 2014 12:22 PM (/yjk5)

257 I'm disappointed no one mentioned aglets on the Ron Paul conspiracy nut post. The little plastic shoelace wrapper thingies? What's the theory?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 17, 2014 12:22 PM (2hTlI)

258 Such a shame to have such bodacious tatas holding a Frog gun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2014 04:17 PM (TIIx5)

The Foreign Legion are some bad mofos, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2014 12:23 PM (DrWcr)

259 Idea:

at least 100K people on the National Mall. Lined up. Silent. No talking. Flags if you want them. Signs all saying one thing: "Enough." Every 30 minutes after go-time, everyone takes one step forward in unison. Repeat toward Capitol Hill.

Posted by: grognard at April 17, 2014 12:23 PM (/29Nl)

260 http://youtu.be/SLlk0ROvcKA Aglets....

Posted by: Buzzion at April 17, 2014 12:23 PM (ZC2bC)

261 http://i.imgur.com/IT2F67F.jpg Did he say 15 or 50? I wasn't paying attention

Posted by: 5Cats at April 17, 2014 12:24 PM (EbYrW)

262
Yeah, Obama seemed awfully 'campaign-y' in that press conference, while he was accusing Republicans of playing politics.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 17, 2014 12:24 PM (OZmbA)

263 257 I'm disappointed no one mentioned aglets on the Ron Paul conspiracy nut post.

The little plastic shoelace wrapper thingies? What's the theory?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2014 04:22 PM (2hTlI)

Their true purpose is sinister!

Posted by: The Question at April 17, 2014 12:24 PM (DrWcr)

264

He started out talking about Immigration Reform...

He said..."the Law is broken".

So of course, we need to give amnesty for the lawbreakers.

Contrast that, with what he says about Ocare...which actually *is* broken.

By his own logic, we should be demanding Amnesty from OblahblahCare!

Posted by: wheatie at April 17, 2014 12:24 PM (fAjDo)

265 Nood up.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2014 12:25 PM (8D0/R)

266 http://tinyurl.com/nelzozc Did he say 50 or 15 votes? I wasn't paying attention

Posted by: 5Cats at April 17, 2014 12:25 PM (EbYrW)

267 This is the most Holy three days of the Christian year. Will "Christian" Obama be playing golf during all or most of it? You betcha

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2014 12:26 PM (XyM/Y)

268 Moveon.org is now Thedebateisover.org

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 17, 2014 12:27 PM (AaZet)

269 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2014 04:26 PM (XyM/Y) We don't call it Good Friday for no reason at all. Its a good Friday to golf.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2014 12:27 PM (HVff2)

270 obamacare is working The IRS is not political The NSA does not spy on Americans Snowden's Security Check was outstanding Ben Gazi was an overrated actor Global Warming is real Deportations are up under obama The Cubs will win the World Series

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2014 12:30 PM (t3UFN)

271 HR, I'm running a malware check on my PC, does anyone know if Chromebook has a virus check?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2014 12:30 PM (aTXUx)

272 "The repeal debate is and should be over."

Barry ate a dog. Thought you should know.

Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2014 12:31 PM (JBggj)

273 does anyone know if Chromebook has a virus check? Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2014 04:30 PM (aTXUx) No but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2014 12:32 PM (t3UFN)

274 270 The Cubs will win the World Series Now that's just going too far!

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2014 12:33 PM (zqvg6)

275 Bottom line. We have a President and Vice President that take selfies like two preening teeny boppers. Seriously. A President. Selfies. SMDH.

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2014 12:37 PM (fWAjv)

276 Beneficial Effects of Recoil http://tinyurl.com/kv84nft

Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2014 12:41 PM (aTXUx)

277 Obama believes you can cut costs by creating a monopoly effect. He's a fucking economic idiot.

He's just an idiot. Oh, and smary asshole.

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at April 17, 2014 01:33 PM (6wqZn)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.

187kb generated in CPU 0.0875, elapsed 0.3162 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.283 seconds, 405 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.