1 Last night over at Hot Air I was admonished for laughing at Obama for wanting to base policy upon corrupt climate science. Of course the guy who admonished me went by the name "Karl Marx" - guess he's a troll? Though I assumed he took the name ironically. The whole "Green Movement" is corrupt and a farce to bring down America.

2 Hey California Morons, just wanted to let you know that your beloved Barbara Boxer was at the premiere of a climate change movie at Sundance. (pic on the front of the Sundance page.) I assume she did not foot the bill to get there herself, so congrats, you all bought a ticket to Sundance! Aren't you proud? /sarc And this little gem is from the film's Q&A: Q:ÊÊ What was the most surprising thing you discovered in making this film? Nash:ÊI think nothing would be more frightening than if we woke up tomorrow morning and the scientists said, ÒYou know what? WeÕve proven that man is not causing this.Ó IÕve been there. IÕve seen the destruction that is going on all around the world. We better hope that man is causing this because itÕs our only hope to fix it. a) Sorry dude, it keeps looking like your nightmare is coming closer to being true. Don't blame us for shattering your dreams, blame IPCC for lying to you. b) I have a solution to fix it if people are not the culprit: use your beloved science to destroy the sun! When the earth is a freezing hunk of rock for all of eternity, there will be no climate change anymore, yay! Idiots. http://festival.sundance.org/2010/news/article/qa_climate_refugees/?src=slide

3
Yes, mistakes increase an organizations' credibility --- especially an organization that makes recommendations based on data.

Just like how when I voted for Scott Brown, I was voting for Barack Obama's policies.

4

Drew, your cynicism will cost the lives of millions of, uh, Na'vi.  Those tall blue people, I mean.

5

You! Yes you, the smelly redneck in the gimme cap! The rain forests are delicate ecosystems. They're not hard inhospitable regions like your frontal lobe or your mothers breast.

We must protect them, whether the threat is real or imagined! Now, shouldn't you be off buggering your cousin?

 

6 That is industrial strength stupid, even for a frog politician. Is he also a university professor? That would explain a lot.

7

>>"I would like to submit that this could increase the credibility of the IPCC, not decrease it. Aren't mistakes human? Even the IPCC is a human institution."

Anthropogenic mistakes.

8 The science is settled, damn it!  Settled!  And when I say settled I mean there's only a certain amount of fraud.

9 Everything they say is a lie.  Pave the planet.

10 Fine you win. Global warming is a hoax. Now who is going to pay me until we find the next hoax, err, crises?

11 People, the science is settled. Stop bothering us with facts.

12
What makes it even more ridiculous is when the IPCC accepted the report they thought the WWF was still the world wrestling federation.

13 So to recap the SCIENCE

If human beings burn/cut down 40% of the rainforest, 40% of the rainforest will be destroyed by global warming.

Perhaps there is a communication problem here - does Global Warming = Human Beings?

Because if that is the heart of the issue, it explains a lot.

Stop Global Warming
We Hate Global Warming
blah  blah

All makes sense now...

14 poling holes?

Insert smart alek line here.

15 Sure, you're laughing now, but once we set up the Nuremburg-style denialist war crimes trials, we'll see who's laughing then.

16 Gaia is dying!

I can feel it!

Save the rain forest!

Call Sting!

17 The whole "Green Movement" is corrupt and a farce to bring down America.

Posted by: Rodney at January 28, 2010 05:20 PM (c6mrx)

Well, a man's got to work, doesn't he?

18 We are the Global Warming.

You will be assimilated.

Do not resist.

Resistance is futile.

We are the Global Warming.

19 Sure, you're laughing now, but once we set up the Nuremburg-style denialist war crimes trials, we'll see who's laughing then.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 28, 2010 05:30 PM (xxgag)

There can be only one!

20 It really is my fault.  All of it.  The economy, Fannie Mai, Freddie Mac, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, global warming, every single damn thing.  And I've made Obama look like a tool for blaming me.

That is how smart I am.

21 It's time for Americans to realize that lying our butts off is hard work, and that the IPCC can't just wave a magic wand and make our bogus statements match the facts. Haters.

22 That's another thing, seems like Obama called the global warming science a hoax. Yet that's not a reason not to have a climate change bill. What a dickhead. See u in Nov. douche.

23 Of course, it needs to be pointed out, this was no mistake, it was abject purposeful fraud.  It also needs to be said that if the logic of the frenchie is what the IPCC is using, I imagine the science is making quite a few mistakes.

24 Karl Rove is doing a great job at making Obama look like an ass. Rove you magnificent bastard!

25

Incidentally, the British police say that the University of East Anglia broke the law for hiding information when the FOIA was issued.  Unfortunately, they can't be prosecuted because it's past the statute of limitations.  From Hotair:

The Information CommissionerÂ’s Office decided that UEA failed in its duties under the Act but said that it could not prosecute those involved because the complaint was made too late, The Times has learnt. The ICO is now seeking to change the law to allow prosecutions if a complaint is made more than six months after a breach.

26

from The Times Online: Scientists in stolen e-mail scandal hid climate data

"The university at the centre of the climate change row over stolen e-mails broke the law by refusing to hand over its raw data for public scrutiny."

27 Psssttttt!!!


Pull my finger.

28

Sorry runningrn. Looks like we were working on the same thing.

29

The Information CommissionerÂ’s Office decided that UEA failed in its duties under the Act but said that it could not prosecute those involved because the complaint was made too late, The Times has learnt. The ICO is now seeking to change the law to allow prosecutions if a complaint is made more than six months after a breach.

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2010 05:36 PM (CfmlF)

No controlling legal authority bitches!

30 Jean-Pascal van Ypersele (b. Brussels, 1957) is a Belgian Professor of Climatology and Environmental Sciences at the Université catholique de Louvain (UCL), in Louvain-la-Neuve (Belgium).

31 You mean everything they say is lies and demented bullshit?

Inconceivable. Really.

32 Allow me to take a minute to preview how Gaia worshipers will calmly and in scientifically explain this, um, unfortunate incident...."Shut Up!".

NONTROVERSY, and Shut Up

Buy a calendar before I bid you adieu

33

Hey Al,

I've got your "controlling legal authority" right here between my legs...

34

The Himalyan glaciers are receding you knuckledragging fools!  I've got pictures to prove it!

Everybody knows that global warming exists and will cause massive storms, pestilsence, drought and plagues of locust.  It doesn't matter that they lied about it.  Everybody knows it's true.  I'm self medicated...err..I mean.. educated.  You idiots ought to get with the program.

As for the rain forests? Nontroversy!

You all should be banned from the internet in perpetuity.

 

 

Oh, buy a kindle.  There are great deals at Amazon.

It's never too early to pre-order next year's calender either.

35 More stats and data from the WWF( World Wrestling Federation).

36 Having just recently joined "Facebook" (I swear I held out as long as I could, but I was eventually worn down) my favorite activity so far has been posting all these Climategate stories for my MA Lib enviro-nut friends. It's like every discussion/debate we've ever had on the issue is being resolved in my favor. Hard not to gloat a bit.

37 freakin sock

38 But that assertion was discredited this week when it emerged that the findings were based on numbers from a study by the World Wildlife Federation that had nothing to do with the issue of global warming -- and that was written by a freelance journalist and green activist.

Basically, they copied and pasted from a Charles Johnson type of bullshit artist

39 Having just recently joined "Facebook" (I swear I held out as long as I could, but I was eventually worn down) my favorite activity so far has been posting all these Climategate stories for my MA Lib enviro-nut friends. It's like every discussion/debate we've ever had on the issue is being resolved in my favor. Hard not to gloat a bit.

Posted by: Chris M. at January 28, 2010 05:42 PM (V2pCF)

What kind of response have you been getting?

40 Belgian?

You mean he is an evil choclateer?  I bet he doesn't even dip.

41 36 Having just recently joined "Facebook" (I swear I held out as long as I could, but I was eventually worn down) my favorite activity so far has been posting all these Climategate stories for my MA Lib enviro-nut friends. It's like every discussion/debate we've ever had on the issue is being resolved in my favor. Hard not to gloat a bit.

Posted by: Chris M. at January 28, 2010 05:42 PM (V2pCF)

Show them no mercy!

42

Posted by: conscious and pissed off at January 28, 2010 05:38 PM (Vu6sl)

 

Great minds think alike!  Heh!

43 Basically, they copied and pasted from a Charles Johnson type of bullshit artist

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2010 05:43 PM (sYxEE)

Hey it works for me

44 We are the warming we've been waiting for!  (Take that, Al Gore!)

45 I'm not a Frenchie!  I'm a Belgie!


(Finally, an opening for my favorite 'Murder by Death' riff.)

46 Global warming is responsible for Keith Olbermann's douchebaggery.

47 I, too, enjoy poling holes in UN reports.  So much more French than poking them.

48

Aren't mistakes human?

Mistakes are human, but these are not mistakes!  These are UN and NGO sponsored conspiracies that are designed to pump billions of dollars into phoney science, and to use the lies produced from it to scare the world into taxing and redistributing wealth, and incidently, to allow insiders like Gore and Soros to rake off millions on the side.

Crimes are being committed today that have no parallel in history insofar as their global reach.

49 39

Very little response from most. But I'm pretty good real life friends with these people, so they kinda acknowledge that they've been busted. I think a few are about to take the plunge and say "Yup, I was scammed by all these scientists and now I'm pissed about it", but who knows? These people have read literally  thousands of pages of material "proving" AGW, so it's an uphill climb.

50 Amen, Sherlock. I don't understand why the dems get away with belittling Big Oil when Big Green is just as nefarious.

51

Fine you win. Global warming is a hoax. Now who is going to pay me until we find the next hoax, err, crises?

 

You should see the gig I'm working on for the next generation !!!

52

Grandpa's Global Cooling

Dad's Global Warming

 

Get ready for Global Climate Stagnation.

Pony up. We've got to get this atmosphere moving in some direction or another.

 

Wind credits? Convection Credits?  I'm onto something here...

53

You should see the gig I'm working on for the next generation !!!

Al Gore's son, Junior the Third

A 200 mph Prius with a breathalyzer interlock?

54

You should see the gig I'm working on for the next generation !!!

Al Gore's son, Junior the Third

A 200 mph Prius with a breathalyzer interlock?

 

Heh!  How 'bout "Global Crisis Scam 2.0".

55 "I would like to submit"

Wonderful! About time! If reasonable people like you were in charge of the United States the world would be a much more peaceful place! (waves finger in air for emphasis)

56 Well that settles it , my next strip canoe will be made of mahogany .
Sure , it's a little too dark and heavy for small craft and eastern white cedar is the ultimate wood for that kind of work but it seems the best way to give these idiot hippies the finger . Added benefit , some of the money will go to impoverished south or central american loggers .
For the cherry on top , paddles will be made of laminated purple heart and rosewood .
It'll end up a family boat as no one will be able to afford it in this economy .
Maybe I can sell it to Bill Gates or Warren Buffet .  Sheaaaa riiiiight .

57 did any of these clowns ever take a science class? in the interview with Nash, film's producer i guess, he talks about PROVING that man doesn't cause global warming. i'm pretty sure no one can prove nuthin on either side of the argument. either the theory explains stuff pretty well, or it doesn't. a theory is not a proof. gravitational attraction is a theory, not a fact, for example. i'm convinced unless you have a degree in the sciences the only thing you should be able to run is your mouth. imagine if the politicians had been forced at some point to have done some critical thinking, instead of buying a BA degree in some poofy humanities major. Lord, how i hate stupid people. i know God's punishing them by making them stupid (duh), but why do i need to suffer, too?

58 Fire hot!

59 There actually isn't  any such thing as gravity...the Earth sucks!

60

(Finally, an opening for my favorite 'Murder by Death' riff.)

Posted by: nickless at January 28, 2010 05:46 PM (MMC8r)

I knew someone would beat me to it.

61 THE United States today officially stated a goal to cut carbon emissions by 17 per cent by 2020 off 2005 levels, in a submission to the United Nations as part of last month's Copenhagen meeting.

The United States said it expected to cut emissions blamed for global warming “in the range of 17 per cent” and “anticipated” that Congress would approve legislation to meet the target.

62 Hey, it had the word 'anthropogenic' in it...close enough!!

63

So is this Belgian guy Flemish or Waloon? 'Cause if he's a Waloon....well, that pretty much shoots any credibility all to hell right there.

I mean really, what the hell kinda dorks call themselves "Waloons".... Waaalooooons.....c'mon.

64 "Heh, heh. What a Walloon..."

65 Jean-Pascal van Ypersele...

Is that Wallooney-tune last name pronounced "Wipe your seal?"

66 If I hear one of these guys yatter on again about "fragile ecosystems" I'm going to punch them in the face, hard.
The only fragile ecosystems on Earth are in places like caves, where conditions haven't changed for tens or hundreds of thousands of years.  Everywhere else, ecosystems constantly have to deal with weather, solar cycles, new species, etc.  If they really were so goddamn "fragile," they'd already be toast and replaced with a more resilient ecosystem.
Fucking econuts.

67

This I believe is AmazonGate.  Give the idiots time to re-spin this.  Here it comes:

Man's destruction of the Amazon rain forest has reduced the planet's ability to incorporate CO2, via photosynthesis, leading to ever increasing levels of atmospheric CO2, and its inevitable effect on climate warming.

68 posted this on a moonbat infested forum and got this reply (from someone actually in academia):

Wow, that foxnews article hasn't updated any of their boilerplate, including debunked denialist claims. Seriously, I'm not being sarcastic -- it's surprising if you call yourself a news organization. It's more propaganda, for whatever reason. "Hide the decline" made a funny video, but that's been confirmed by an exhaustive review to be exactly what the scientists said it was: referring to a mid-20th-century artifact of a problem with the way tree-ring data is analyzed -- not a recent decline in temps or something like that.

And the Amazon stuff here... um, okay, but that doesn't even get to the heart of the matter about greenhouse gases, observed temperatures since the industrial rev. and projected CO2 levels, etc.

It's like saying "This idea that DNA carries genetic information is garbage because you were mistaken and sloppy about what gene #gobblety-blob does!"

So sad. The horse is out of the barn anyway, but it's still sad. I guess it's not as sad as the fact that I still care that it's sad, and then post in this thread.

I love watching them melt down.

69 ecoecho-system

70

If we don't do something RIGHT NOW, the Himalayan rain forests and the Amazonian glaciers are both DOOMED!

Mark my words.

71 What those environmental loonies always deceitfully neglect to mention is the thriving Siberian taiga forest, which is larger than all of the rain forests on this planet combined, and which is a very stable ecosystem ...., although it is so remote in its location in close proximity to the Arctic Circle the most people don't even know that it exists.

72 As we learded back in the late 1990s the SAVE THE RAINFORESTS campaign was a rip off and fools  sent in their  money into a fruadulent program and all time green rip-off

73

"I would like to submit that this could increase the credibility of the IPCC, not decrease it. Aren't mistakes human? Even the IPCC is a human institution."

 

Individual humans do make mistakes.  Instituations don't make mistakes, they make policy.

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