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August 13, 2010

The Things I Miss When Writing About Race
— Ace

Bcckkkkkkkrrrrrhhhhh...

(That is the sound effect I did in real life to simulate a bomb detonating.)

Where's the beach?

It's just ahead, down the path, turn right at January 2013. If you pass March 2013 you've gone too far.

Photo sent by PoconoJoe.

Posted by: Ace at 10:04 AM | Comments (73)
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1 I wonder what Generic Republican Challanger's thoughts are on repealing Obamacare.

Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2010 10:04 AM (wuv1c)

2 Too early to count unf@#$ked chickens.

The election that matters now is in three months, not in two years.

A lot of unpredictable things can (and will) happen in that time.

Posted by: looking closely at August 13, 2010 10:05 AM (6Q9g2)

3 Generic Republican Challenger must be racist.

Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2010 10:06 AM (L+PkL)

Shit!

Greene indicted. this may cost him the South Carolina Senate seat

Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2010 10:06 AM (wuv1c)

5 Chance of a legistative Obamacare repeal with Obama in the White House is effectively zero.

Still, its likely to be a major issue for Obama's re-election campaign.

Posted by: looking closely at August 13, 2010 10:07 AM (6Q9g2)

6
Polls are racist.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 13, 2010 10:08 AM (fx8sm)

7 It's All Race Friday!

Posted by: Cicero at August 13, 2010 10:08 AM (QKKT0)

8 I'm gratefully accepting donations at my website.

Posted by: Mitt "Generic Republican" Romney at August 13, 2010 10:09 AM (QKKT0)

9 #4 Greene story for those who missed it:

And note, he's still innocent until proved guilty by a jury of his peers, something that remains to be seen in rural SC.

Posted by: looking closely at August 13, 2010 10:10 AM (6Q9g2)

10 And how would President Sibilant Esses do among Democrats against a generic democrat in a primary challenge, eh?

Bet nobody wants to publish that poll.

Posted by: Sketchy Generic Republican who tells dick jokes at August 13, 2010 10:10 AM (H6Jyg)

11 not the link, that goes to a site about woodcraft... do you have a link? Ah I'll find it.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2010 10:11 AM (QbA6l)

12 >>>Greene indicted. this may cost him the South Carolina Senate seat

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2010 10:11 AM (QbA6l)

13 9 #4 Greene story for those who missed it:

And note, he's still innocent until proved guilty by a jury of his peers, something that remains to be seen in rural SC.

Accidental woodworking pron?

Posted by: CUS at August 13, 2010 10:11 AM (wOGfT)

14 Polls are an interesting way of taking a temperature check, but there's only one poll that matters. It's in November, and it doesn't start with the word "exit."

Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 13, 2010 10:13 AM (Jdtsu)

15 "Mystery" U.S. Senate nominee Alvin Greene indicted on felony charge of showing pornography to a S.C. college student http://bit.ly/an5jy7

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2010 10:13 AM (9hSKh)

16 Is Greene selling wooden gun racks now?

I made one of those in high school shop class.

Posted by: Sketchy Generic Republican who tells dick jokes at August 13, 2010 10:13 AM (H6Jyg)

17 #4 Greene story for those who missed it:

And note, he's still innocent until proved guilty by a jury of his peers, something that remains to be seen in rural SC.

Posted by: looking closely at August 13, 2010 02:10 PM (6Q9g2)

I don't know about Greene's odds of avoiding conviction, but that is one fine looking rifle rack.

Posted by: Cicero at August 13, 2010 10:13 AM (QKKT0)

18

President Sibilant Esses

LMFAO

Posted by: s'moron at August 13, 2010 10:13 AM (UaxA0)

I guess the Dirty Conservatives are having more effect...

And ace, as much as I like reading your comments, I like reading your posts a HELL of a lot more.

You totally waste your time and my time when you get bogged down in a comment war.

Jesus, you are the El Maximo Jeffe of this group. That means you stay the hell out of the toilette cleaning details / comment scrum and stick to creating posts.

You have low level minions to deal with comments (yeah, I'm looking at YOU, DrewM. and JackStraw)

You put up the posts, and I'll put up the comments. Unless you want to give ME posting priviledges too.

Yeah, I didn't think so. So stay out of the comments, delegate policeing them to someone else, and get to posting.

Ed "Dirty Conservative" Sanchez

Posted by: ed at August 13, 2010 10:14 AM (Zsqn4)

20 If I may summarize for CNN: "Obama not the worst ever!" [ed.: yet]

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2010 10:14 AM (FcR7P)

21 Whoo hoo! Hey Democrats, how does my generic ass taste???

Posted by: Generic Republican Challenger at August 13, 2010 10:16 AM (6lHx3)

22 Well, we knew Greene was too good to be true. Other felons the Dems are fine with- Marion Barry is an upstanding citizen, for instance- but Greene was going to lose.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2010 10:16 AM (FcR7P)

23 You know cicero, that you have to look around first before you can say that is one fine looking rack out loud.

Posted by: CUS at August 13, 2010 10:16 AM (wOGfT)

24 I can't believe this is the same car!

Posted by: Jimmie at August 13, 2010 10:18 AM (aZ599)

25
Gunracks - you better BELIEVE they're racisty.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 13, 2010 10:19 AM (fx8sm)

26 I wonder what Generic Republican Challanger's thoughts are on repealing Obamacare.

Is there any room for nuance there? Either they'll sign it when Congress passes it or they won't...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 13, 2010 10:21 AM (9PzaA)

Where's the beach?

Spain?

Posted by: KZnextzone at August 13, 2010 10:22 AM (veaqz)

28 To Journolist 2.0:

Okay. The situation is hopeless. Obama has no chance at reelection. We need to get together to lay the groundwork to explain why Obama lost now to protect his legacy. My thinking is we say not only was Obama not a bad President, he was SO great he was able to do it all in only one term! What do you think?

Posted by: The MSM at August 13, 2010 10:25 AM (Q1lie)

29 I'll bet the generic Republican is running ahead of all the other likely Republican candidates as well.

Posted by: Beagle at August 13, 2010 10:26 AM (sOtz/)

And in a surprise move, a court approved a motion for a joint trial to be conducted. Rep. Maxine Waters, Rep. Charlie Rangel and Senate candidate Alvin Greene will be tried together.

Nancy Pelosi was being talked down off a ledge and was thus unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Barnum&Bailey circus; three rings, no waiting at August 13, 2010 10:26 AM (R2fpr)

31 Unfortunately, all we will have in 2012 is SPECIFIC Republicans. Not sure any of them can win.

Posted by: Less at August 13, 2010 10:27 AM (PGXeZ)

32 This is indeed good news. And we have 2 more years to pound this sack of crap down into the dirt where he belongs. I think we need a target to shoot for. We should work to see Obastard's popularity numbers 1% lower than the lowest low of GWB. There's still time - it can be done. We need to bring about total discreditation - which he is doing his best to help us with. Pound 'em, and pound 'em relentlessly. Be like a truth-telling version fo the Left - never let an opportunity to smear them pass by.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 13, 2010 10:27 AM (xUM1Q)

33 that photo is when O had to take one of his 3 vacations DURING OUR DEM PRIMARIES. A GIANT FRAKKING CLUE he was a slacker. He was 'promised' the POTUS-ship. He plays Signed Sealed Delivered all the time and snarks about pie , frakkin passive aggressive shxt. like with his middle finger.

He took this trip and refused to answer the 2 reporters who actually followed him there while Hilary was KICKING HIS AXX in the big electoral states frakkin waffling waffle...

frakking DNC Dem leadership are scxm.

Romney 12/Hillary 16

Posted by: mim/ginaswo at August 13, 2010 10:27 AM (CNyVK)

34 LOL. . .

Whoops! Guess I'm obsessed with racks.

Anyway, here's the actual Greene indictment link.

Posted by: looking closely at August 13, 2010 10:27 AM (PwGfd)

Posted by: Generic Republican Challenger

I'll clean your clock!

Posted by: Mr. All of the above Suck at August 13, 2010 10:28 AM (R2fpr)

36 Have to apologize again for that last one.

THIS is the article about South Carolina gun racks that I MEANT to post earlier.

Posted by: looking closely at August 13, 2010 10:31 AM (PwGfd)

37 Bcckkkkkkkrrrrrhhhhh?

How in the hell does that sound like a bomb detonating? Is it pronounced "Boom?"

Posted by: VKI at August 13, 2010 10:31 AM (LZK9H)

38 Is that the Reader's Digest he has for reading on the Beach?

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at August 13, 2010 10:32 AM (f9c2L)

39 Dude, when you do a "bomb detonating" you don't say "Boom." You go 'brrrkkkklrrhhhhhh" with the r/h rumbling in the spit in the back of your throat. Don't be a racist.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2010 10:33 AM (QbA6l)

40 Bury is engaging in a "george has a big moustache" visual code to Charles Crist and Johnson....

behold the orange towel.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 13, 2010 10:34 AM (kq1lG)

41 And his bottle of "Spring Water" filled with Value-Rite.

Posted by: Pocono Joe at August 13, 2010 10:38 AM (R7Ft6)

42 Someone told him he'd be in Cuba in 2013.

Someone clearly failed to inform him where or why...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 13, 2010 10:41 AM (IkEhE)

43 Can we start sucking each other's dicks yet?

Posted by: Kal Penn at August 13, 2010 10:42 AM (5aa4z)

44 I'm a Southern lady, and if we even thought about rumbling spit in the backs of our throats we'd likely choke to death on the disapproval of all our female ancestors, so if you don't mind terribly, I'm just going to pretend that it is pronounced "Boom."

Like one of those upperclass British names: Featherstonehaugh pronounced Fanshaw.

(I really couldn't even imagine what that sounded like. Probably due to racism.)

Posted by: VKI at August 13, 2010 10:46 AM (LZK9H)

45 So that means "Anyone but Obama" can win in 2012? As for Obama himself, damn.... my prissy Aunt Gertrude is more macho. And she has red hair and wears a fake mink.

Posted by: EZB at August 13, 2010 10:47 AM (Ty06w)

46 Our president is a dork.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at August 13, 2010 10:47 AM (xO+6C)

Shit...is he STILL reading his own book?

Posted by: reason at August 13, 2010 10:48 AM (1R6cr)

Where's the beach?

Hey, did someone just ask "Where's the Beef?"

Posted by: Eric Massa at August 13, 2010 10:48 AM (CfmlF)

49 Michelle's slippers are a little big for him.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2010 10:50 AM (FcR7P)

50 You can't spell "Barack" without "Bcckkkkkkkrrrrrhhhhh"...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 13, 2010 10:50 AM (aZ599)

"Accidental woodworking pron?"

I'll be in my bunk.

^{I made it myself out of reclaimed ash planks from an 1870's New Hampshire barn...}

Posted by: Norm Abram at August 13, 2010 10:50 AM (1R6cr)

I also prefer Generic Republican Challenger to Mitt, Sarah, Newt, Huckabee . . .

Ooh, I've got a great idea. Newt-Huckabee 2012! Slogan: because Huey Long is dead and Alvin Greene is in jail.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at August 13, 2010 10:54 AM (epBek)

53 Accidental woodworking pron?

That was a true moron move, looking closely. Not only fucking off at work reading Ace, but having gun rack plans open in another tab, and screwing that the link.

You have proved your worth.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 13, 2010 10:55 AM (5aa4z)

54 50 You can't spell "Barack" without "Bcckkkkkkkrrrrrhhhhh"... Yup, Barack Hussein Obama put the Bckhr in Bcckkkkkkrrrrhhh!

Posted by: runningrn at August 13, 2010 10:55 AM (CfmlF)

55
Can we start sucking each other's dicks yet?
Posted by: Kal Penn

Ok, THAT'S f*cking funny.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 13, 2010 10:57 AM (fx8sm)

Interesting gun-rack-related OT tidbit - apparently Dodge offers an option in the pickup truck line for a gun-locker built into the rear fender.

There are interchangeable inserts to hold either rifles or fishing poles. But still...guns.

So much for the old days of the rack on the back glass of the cab...

Posted by: reason at August 13, 2010 10:57 AM (1R6cr)

57 Dude, when you do a "bomb detonating" you don't say "Boom." You go 'brrrkkkklrrhhhhhh" with the r/h rumbling in the spit in the back of your throat.

I say, "...and boom goes the dynamite."

Posted by: Farmer Joe at August 13, 2010 10:59 AM (z4es9)

58 Come November, President Dumb Shit will be a LAME DUCK!

Posted by: GarandFan at August 13, 2010 11:01 AM (XaWFq)

59 Dude, when you do a "bomb detonating" you don't say "Boom." You go 'brrrkkkklrrhhhhhh" with the r/h rumbling in the spit in the back of your throat.

I say, "...and boom goes the dynamite."
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Posted by: RedneknSC at August 13, 2010 11:06 AM (AFi9e)

60 Holiday Road!

Posted by: Mikey NTH at August 13, 2010 11:06 AM (O9Cc8)

61 Oh, and must remind His Awesomeness to keep his legs covered. Not good for photo ops. Just not commander in chief legs.

Posted by: Whitehouse travel czar at August 13, 2010 11:16 AM (uiyhQ)

62 ...what do you do here, Barack...?

Posted by: the Bobs at August 13, 2010 11:19 AM (L51+P)

63 As to Alvin Greene, "And note, he's still innocent until proved guilty by a jury of his peers, something that remains to be seen in rural SC. " Heh, heh. His peers would be the same people who voted for him in the primary. I feel kinda sorry for the prosecutor.

Posted by: Whitehouse travel czar at August 13, 2010 11:19 AM (uiyhQ)

64 Oh, 64 should not have been from the white house travel czar. Better put down the mojito.

Posted by: not Whitehouse travel czar at August 13, 2010 11:22 AM (uiyhQ)

65 Just not commander in chief legs.

Posted by: Whitehouse travel czar at August 13, 2010 03:16 PM (uiyhQ)

Wait'll you see the feet of clay.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 13, 2010 11:49 AM (xUM1Q)

66 nice water bottle you earth destroying corporate tool!

Posted by: evil libertarian at August 13, 2010 12:15 PM (Yk3WG)

67 Those are not manly sandals. Those are sissy sandals.

Posted by: Boots at August 13, 2010 12:23 PM (06JTY)

68 68 Now that you pointed them out, I believe my great aunt Irene used to sport a pair of those. Along with polyester sleeveless tops and naugahyde slouch purses...someone needs to check dear leader's closet.

Posted by: unknown jane at August 13, 2010 12:33 PM (5/yRG)

69 They must have photoshopped out the black socks.

Posted by: OCBill at August 13, 2010 12:44 PM (rFipM)

"Where's the beach?"

Last thing I heard she just got back from Spain.

[oh... you mean sand and surf.]

Never mind.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at August 13, 2010 01:13 PM (adr25)

71 He's healing the grass as he marches through it on his vacation from his vacations.

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at August 13, 2010 02:36 PM (ktkHk)

72 I wish we could run Generic Republicans. Instead of the crap we're forced to work with here.

I might need to go shopping again soon, I think I'll look for the Generic stuff and see if they have any Republicans. You just wind the key in the back and give them a few dollars, right?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2010 05:42 PM (eNxMU)

73 It's just ahead, down the path, turn right at January 2013. If you pass March 2013 you've gone too far. when you hit the beach walk into the Pacific, keep walking until you hit Hawaii.

Posted by: rockhead at August 13, 2010 07:50 PM (RykTt)

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