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November 27, 2010

The Trust of Al Haig Spells Change
— Open Blogger

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Good evening,

We hope this finds each of you well. Much of the past 22 months have been all about change, many call it "cambios" and there's nothing wrong with that. For it's all change and change happens.

This brings me to the purpose of my writing. Friends, we can no longer resist change and thus must jump in with both feet, ready for action.

Accordingly, effective midnight GMT, The Al Haig Trust will be taking over the AOSHQ site. We will be changing the format and will be broadcasting it in frequency-modulation, those in the military will understand this to simply mean FM.

My trust trusts you will understand and come to embrace this change.

The Legal Directors of the Al Haig Trust

Posted by: Open Blogger at 04:28 PM | Comments (40)
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1 AT last -- adult supervision!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2010 04:32 PM (8nf3A)

2 I for one welcome our Haigian overlords.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at November 27, 2010 04:32 PM (eCAn3)

3 Hmmmm, this guy scares even me!

Posted by: Dick Cheney at November 27, 2010 04:33 PM (5qJM5)

4 I'm confused - when it's midnight GMT, where is Mickey's big hand in relation to his little hand???

Posted by: antisocialist at November 27, 2010 04:34 PM (Rwudm)

We have consumed a troll

we have consumed a troll...

Posted by: RUSH 2112 revisited at November 27, 2010 04:34 PM (KV50p)

6 It's still not too late to buy gold, ya morons!

_{Al Haig paid all us "plumbers" off in gold...}.

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at November 27, 2010 04:35 PM (Ulu3i)

7 Change....pfffft....Willie Nelson's still getting caught with pot, there's nothing new under the sun....

Posted by: Stillwater at November 27, 2010 04:35 PM (0GpN4)

8 Hey! Who's in charge here???

Posted by: Chitown Jerry at November 27, 2010 04:36 PM (Do528)

9 You couldn't find a bigger picture?

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2010 04:36 PM (zxpIo)

10 Click on it for the larger size.. That's just a thumbnail..

Posted by: Chitown Jerry at November 27, 2010 04:37 PM (Do528)

11 Was Cheney's warcock unavailable?

Posted by: NotAMolly at November 27, 2010 04:38 PM (ADJFU)

12 US/SK exercises in Yellow Sea apparently underway. Hope they actually are, Obamao....

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 27, 2010 04:38 PM (gMzAL)

13 Aren't you DEAD?!?

Z O M B I E H A I G ! ! ! !

Posted by: Timothy S. Carlson at November 27, 2010 04:38 PM (u2dhQ)

14 Are we going to Defcon 1?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 27, 2010 04:38 PM (U5btG)

15 Suit courtesy of the JCPenney Collection and the PMA (Polyester Manufacturers of America)

Posted by: Timothy S. Carlson at November 27, 2010 04:40 PM (u2dhQ)

16 Damn it, I just split my gosh-darn lip, Al. Zombie back to the graveyard!

Posted by: Barack Mussolini Obama at November 27, 2010 04:40 PM (PWj+8)

17 Al has a ratty looking comb-over.

Posted by: Tom at November 27, 2010 04:51 PM (wj+Hw)

18 I fear change, and zombies.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 27, 2010 04:56 PM (S5YRY)

At least it's not the Wesley Clark trust.

That would suck.

Posted by: country blumkin at November 27, 2010 04:57 PM (FLRN3)

20 I'm confused - when it's midnight GMT, where is Mickey's big hand in relation to his little hand???

You are missing the whole point of, "When it's midnight GMT?...

You're supposed to be focusing on his little hand for a couple moments and entirely ignore his big hand. It's not relevant.

Give the little bastard a fucking break, why don't you?

Sure his big hand is faster than his little hand and lends itself to being more surreptitious, if you will, but there are constraints.

Posted by: Deety at November 27, 2010 05:02 PM (Jb3+B)

21 Jeez, is it the 80s again? I haven't seen that mug since back when there were 3 networks. And yeah, bigger pic please.

Posted by: Corona at November 27, 2010 05:06 PM (CdbZP)

22 I was kind of hoping for James Watt.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 27, 2010 05:10 PM (Vjplh)

23 I was kind of hoping for James Watt.

He is a believer in diversity.

Posted by: a black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple at November 27, 2010 05:15 PM (S5YRY)

What's all this poppycock about?

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at November 27, 2010 05:23 PM (sJTmU)

25 What's the frequency , Kenneth?

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 27, 2010 05:26 PM (GUxTi)

26 I am in charge, here !!

Posted by: TXMarko at November 27, 2010 05:28 PM (U6aVC)

27 Leave Willie Nelson ALONE !!!!!

Posted by: TXMarko at November 27, 2010 05:30 PM (U6aVC)

28 That's a steel hankie...right?

Posted by: torabora at November 27, 2010 05:33 PM (l4ww4)

29 General Haig knows the comfort of Sansabelt Slacks and so should you!

Posted by: Sansabelt Slacks at November 27, 2010 05:34 PM (oREHE)

30 What's the frequency , Kenneth?
Posted by: Dan Rather

Yeah, "courage" you douchebag.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite at November 27, 2010 05:37 PM (oREHE)

31 The opposite of Change is not no change, it's change in the other direction. Learn it, live it, love it.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at November 27, 2010 05:38 PM (rQTdM)

32 Constitutionally, gentlemen, you have the Ewok, the Cob-loggers and the Secretary of State in that order, and should the Ewok decide he wants to transfer the helm to the Cob-loggers, he will do so. He has not done that. As of now, I am in control here, in the HQ, pending return of the Cob-loggers and in close touch with them. If something came up, I would check with them, of course..

Posted by: al haig at November 27, 2010 05:40 PM (S5YRY)

33 bump

Posted by: ersta mahnn at November 27, 2010 07:06 PM (S5YRY)

34 Fwurst! (eye'm so bad, spank me ew savage wascal, ewe!)

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at November 27, 2010 07:07 PM (X67eL)

35 Everybody just calm down. I'm in charge here1

Posted by: NICKIE GOOMBA at November 27, 2010 08:00 PM (H4Kxb)

36 Please continue to ignore Mr. Haig.

That is all. Thank you!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 27, 2010 08:05 PM (j7n7x)

37 Dapper, but that head doesn't fit on that body.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at November 28, 2010 12:08 AM (bxiXv)

At least it's not the Wesley Clark trust.

Lay off Wesley Clark! He's fit to lead. He was commander of NATO, you know.

Posted by: WaterCow at November 28, 2010 03:53 AM (sWynj)

39 Al Haig was also SACEUR, from 74 to 79.

Posted by: PKO Strany at November 28, 2010 07:19 PM (RJOgX)

40 Little known fact: in 1980, Al Haig & Chuck Norris signed a treaty with each pledging not to wage war upon the other. That treaty was never broken. And they exchanged Christmas gifts every year up until the General's passing.

Posted by: Longboarder at November 29, 2010 02:38 AM (dr1s2)

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