Some more BS from the professional race baiters who have raised the “I am offended meme” to an art form.  From the NY Post

NBC's lost 'soul'; 'Racial' menu nixed

A special NBC Black History Month lunch spread -- featuring fried chicken, collard greens and black-eyed peas -- sparked a commissary controversy yesterday, but the African-American chef who planned it doesn't understand the fuss.

Fried chicken, collards, and black-eyed peas is racial???  Come on assholes that sounds like a good Southern meal to me.  How ‘bout sending that chef down here to me.  I could use a good home cooked meal (done by somebody besides me)
 
(and yes, they pulled the menu instead of saying kiss my ass. After all it is NBC)

The left paints the movement as a largely white and middle-class mob – and as including kooks who equate President Obama with Joseph Stalin.

A special NBC Black History Month lunch spread -- featuring fried chicken, collard greens and black-eyed peas -- sparked a commissary controversy yesterday, but the African-American chef who planned it doesn't understand the fuss.

Patterico, called out  Salon on their Lies about O'Keefe and  racism charge,

pretty interesting.

The top 100 AOS Moron cities

Hey Ace, here is a list for the cities to hold the nationwide get-together in.

But not to worry, it is just another hit piece by the asshole who want to bring back prohibition.  From the article:

We looked at annual death rates due to alcoholic liver disease, as well as who's headed there by regularly downing five or more drinks in a sitting (CDC). Next, we factored in drunk-driving arrests (FBI) and the percentage of fatal accidents involving intoxicated motorists (U.S. Department of Transportation). Then, after tallying the MADD report card of state efforts to cut down on excessive drinking, we had our ranking and, for the state of Colorado, an invitation to AA.

In other words, it is manufactured BS.

13 if women had giant robot spiders to mow the lawn, they wouldn't give men the time of day otherwise, except to go find puffins once in a while.

or something.

Speaking as a woman who doesn't have a man and wants one: Shaddap.

BEST EVER chilli-cheese superbowl dip:

1 can chilli

1 block cream cheese

heat&serve

people go ape shit for this stuff!

http://tinyurl.com/ykh7gko

The wheels coming off of Max Blumenthal's hit piece on James O'Keefe?

I started sympathy haikus for Treacher back in Dave's unemployment thread.

Besides just feeling terrible about his knee, it's a really scary story.

Posted by: Pallahundit at February 05, 2010 01:19 PM (swuwV)

I'd give that a hit. Well, not literally.

Write something on Sarah Palin.

Please.  Brings out the trolls in droves.  Hours of fun, guaranteed.

Listening to John Gibson, of FOX radio, over the lunch hour stating teh One's pronunciation of "corpesman" three times in a TOTUS read speach. A lot of callers into the show thought he was being picky...most of them sounded like they were still in love.

You could always depress everyone with one of Denninger's rants: http://tinyurl.com/yaxbwor

Any thoughts on the Tea Party convention so far?  PJTV is live streaming , registration required.  I thought the break out session talk by Blanton was great.  She's the kind of person who is the heart and soul of the Tea Party movement.

Jim in the crosswalk:

Secret Service doesn't serve.

Hey, helicopters!

Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at February 05, 2010 01:19 PM (AtjNL)

Hey, show her this posting and you may get all the beatings your heart could desire.

Speaking as a woman who doesn't have a man and wants one: Shaddap.

Posted by: Joanna at February 05, 2010 01:18 PM (7+WuG)

You have a lawn you need mowed?

52

Great minds.

Or we could go off on my pet issue. RKBA.

The Morris Dees and his thugs are lying about the Patriot movement again: http://tinyurl.com/y9zpyvk

Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-La.) defended her role in the $300 million “Louisiana Purchase” Thursday, saying she attached it to the healthcare bill at Gov. Bobby Jindal’s (R-La.) request and that it was not a condition of her support for the bill.

That sounds like horseshit to me. Does she have proof?

Look Ace, I don't mind propping you up, but let's not make a habit of it, huh?

http://tinyurl.com/yb25taf

But it's days like this where I start thinking, "Hey, maybe we need to discuss Creationism."

No offense, but if I wanted to read that bullshit I'd go to Little Cahrle Johnson's johsons place. Or I'd read one of the daily pieces re atheism at HA. No thanks.

Here's one.  There might be a practical use for Facebook.  If this fatwa catches on that may soon be a safe place to coordinate anti-islamic plots.

http://tinyurl.com/ydjbf68

62

You know I'm there for you, buddy.

Posted by: bverwey at February 05, 2010 01:20 PM (StSqv)

Gibson lets the liberal callers go before the conservatives to debate them, he loves to take the black callers to call out their reverse racism

Joanna, you want a project? My younger brother will be 40 on the 16th and is still single.

He needs to get his mind right about relationships though. I'm not sure he'll ever be able to lay aside enough of his childish selfishness.

Someone else found this one, but it's classic:

John Conyers wants State Dept Haiti aid chairman demoted because he showed up for meeting with black caucus without any black staffers

Surely there's some media bias today.  I'll look.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2010 01:24 PM (jlvw3)

Way to get our hopes up.

God, I wish someone would write something racist or homophobic so I could put up a huge post scolding them.

Hommahsexshul Ewoks are a threat to something somewhere for reasons that I do not feel I need to explain.

Also, creationism is correct in a way.  I'm pretty much sure everything was created in a Taco Bell in La Jolla, California sometime in 1973.

Posted by: Penn State Marine at February 05, 2010 01:26 PM (8KFCG)

Oh my.  I lived in State College for about 9 months.  You, sir, are in hostile territory.

A cat burglar steals jewels.  Why doesn't a jewel burglar steal cats?  You could do an essay on that.

Corollary:  Ham burglars steal hamburgers.  Why don't cat burglars steal catburgers?  Huh?  Good point, eh?  Explain that one, smart guy.

From lifenews.com:

Tebow was introduced by Senator Johnny Isakson, of Georgia, as "a role model for the youth of America."

He joked that he found he funny a fan of the University of Georgia would invite a former member of the Florida Gators to present the prayer.

Tebow joked, "It is rather incredible that a Georgia Bulldog invited a Florida Gator, so you can see the hand of God here."

Reports indicate Obama left shortly beore Tebow's prayer -- and the video of his prayer shows Tebow not mentioning Obama.

News?  I got nothing.

Only that there's approximately 39 days left before the North American release of God of War 3.

Found this amusing - for anybody who wants to be like Spiderman.  A new tech to let people wall-crawl.

http://tinyurl.com/ya9s32k

Hommahsexshul Ewoks are a threat to something somewhere for reasons that I do not feel I need to explain.

And Ewoks aren't as smart as Wookies. 

94 We can always discuss Greece and Portugal. Which one defaults first? On the one hand, the Greeks are out demonstrating in the streets for more free little boys and sheeppensions and unfireable gubmint jobs. On the other hand, Portugal has decided to bail out the regional administration of the Madeira island despite being told "don't DO that" by the Portuguese finance minister.

And there's always "in the end, there will be only chaos" news.

I wonder when the US will "default".

But empirical evidence still shows that Americans, by and large, donÂ’t favor the right.

Let's keep that one filed away for November 3.

A good opinion column on Newfoundland & Labrador premier, Danny Williams, going to the U.S. for his heart surgery.

empirical evidence

Cue Inigo Montoya.

Mama AJ - Did you see the pic of Treacher sitting in a wheelchair in the ER? I feel horrible for the guy. What a nightmare.

Yeh, it sucks. The cover-up part of it is one of those "what else have they been covering up" kind of stories.

THE GUYS GET SHIRTS!

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at February 05, 2010 01:20 PM (jpf1B)

Is Franken on drugs, drunk, or just plain stupid? (redundant I know, I know.)  The guys on his side for crying out loud.

The PPP had a poll out yesterday showing that conservatives were backing the Colts and more libnuts were backing the Saints.

I guess that's because, secretly, we anglo-conservatives do so hate black people and wish to stomp on the dreams of those Katrina losers.

It's too early for sex talk. Some of us are in pajamas still--and not the sexy kind.

Speak for yourself.

106, you should have heard what Behar said about the Tim Tebow anti-abortion ad.

Beck played it this morning.

The ad talks about how Tebow's mom was encouraged to abort. She didn't and now he's a football star.

Behar said that wasn't a sound argument because "he just as easily could have been a rapist pedophile".

Then Beck got off into some absolutely hair curling Oliver Wendell Holmes quotes.

Speak for yourself.

Yeeaaah, I should know better.

Speaking as a woman who doesn't have a man and wants one: Shaddap.

Posted by: Joanna at February 05, 2010 01:18 PM (7+WuG)

Pics?

Posted by: LibertarianJim at February 05, 2010 01:34 PM (PReJ3)

What my Neanderthalish friend means is: so tell me about yourself.  What are your hobbies and interests?  Inner-most fears and deepest desires?  What's your cup size? 

28 Write something on Sarah Palin. Well, not literally.

Why not?  We could write a number on her ass with lipstick, and line her up against a number of other broads with numbers on their asses, and have them have a cocaine-line-snorting race.  And we could take bets.  And where's that nice Negro to get me some coffee?

Posted by: Penn State Marine at February 05, 2010 01:26 PM (8KFCG)

Penn State, really great!  Love those Nittany Lions!  (I have two sibs who went there).  The Penn State/LSU bowl game was fricking awesome this year.  Oh, and thank you for your service!

On that Indonesian statue - I sure wish they would put it up for auction - I would love to buy it and proudly display it on my lawn!!!

Of course, I would have to put a jockey cap on it and a ring in his hand...

(I wonder how many replicas I could sell?  Sounds like a business plan!)

#120  Pics?

Another moron wanting to go to slaughter?  *sighs*.  Doesn't anybody learn that these cries for companionship are just ploys for vampires to get some fresh blood?

Just wear some neck armor.  You might survive the attempted blood-letting then.

What's your cup size? 

I'm severely disappointed it took you morons 136 comments in to get to the pivotal question.

I'm severely disappointed it took you morons 136 comments in to get to the pivotal question.

Posted by: laceyunderallssonn at February 05, 2010 01:40 PM (TwXU6)

Like the man said, slow day.

Posted by: Scott J. at February 05, 2010 01:36 PM (NY7mQ)

Did you see the lameass ad Planned Parenthood made in rebuttal starring some former NFL'r I never heard of and former Olympic hurdler Al Joyner?  Totally lame.  They used two irrelevent black men (black men have absolute moral authority, and if you have two of them, then that doubles their credibility over Tebow's ) to talk about family values and "trusting smart, powerful women, moms, daughters, etc. to make their own choices".  I thought to myself, these men are such tools.  Margeret Sanger started Planned Parenthood to promote eugenics and rid the world of black people and other "undesirables."  Unbelievable.

Oh, I know what.  Let's look at old posts for old time's sake.  Kinda like one of those retrospective episodes all sit-coms do after the first five years.

Start with the potato nicknames.

Posted by: Iskandar at February 05, 2010 01:33 PM (/o58C)

So all one needs is a fake badge and a swagger to pass through TSA checkpoints?  Good to know.

I'm severely disappointed it took you morons 136 comments in to get to the pivotal question.

LOL. I guess all the morons have their minds on other things.

Slice like a hammer

Slice like a fucking hammer

Slice like a hammer

InstaP. linked to an article about Toyota. Funny how the gov't takes over car companies and then starts screaming over problems a diff. car maker has.

Toyota's experience looks like it could become even worse that Audi's, mainly because bashing Toyota serves the national economic interest of the United States, U.S. auto makers, union leaders and others whose economic ideas tend toward nationalism.

LOL. I guess all the morons have their minds on other things.

Posted by: Jewells at February 05, 2010 01:44 PM (l/N7H)

Maybe other  guys but I got another tab open for Redtube.

155, the Wendel Holmes stuff is what really curled my hair.

Advocating in a supreme court decision that the governemnt should have the right to force-sterilize the "undesireable".

Caused a bit of soul-searching for me as I have personally advocated forced (non-permanent) birth control for those who get AFDC or WIC.

#149  You say that like it is a bad thing!

Unless you're the vampire, I'd say that it is a bad thing.  Tell me, what's the upside of having your blood forcibly extracted and then your lifeless body falling to the floor?

Doesn't anybody learn that these cries for companionship are just ploys for vampires to get some fresh blood?

Just wear some neck armor.  You might survive the attempted blood-letting then.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 05, 2010 01:40 PM (9hSKh)

I've seen Kratos post similar warnings before.  Yet I never hear about any male morons actually getting drained of their vital fluid.  Could it be that he is simply trying to bogart all the moronettes for himself?  Or are his warnings saving lives?

Unless you're the vampire, I'd say that it is a bad thing.  Tell me, what's the upside of having your blood forcibly extracted and then your lifeless body falling to the floor?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 05, 2010 01:46 PM (9hSKh)

The retirement plan?

My favorite rap song of all time

It's like it was written just for me.  NSFW.

BEST EVER chilli-cheese superbowl dip:

1 can chilli

1 block cream cheese

heat&serve

people go ape shit for this stuff!

Posted by: Max Power at February 05, 2010 01:18 PM (q177U)

Grate jalapeno jack cheese on top before you eat it, mucho bettero.

164  thanks, hum

HRad- We had season tickets during the first few seasons too. Clearly didn't break the bank because you're right, those tickets weren't not moving. At all.

Unless you're the vampire, I'd say that it is a bad thing.  Tell me, what's the upside of having your blood forcibly extracted and then your lifeless body falling to the floor?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 05, 2010 01:46 PM (9hSKh)

I'd wager she sucks something else also.

According to WSJ op-ed today:

"In truth, Greeks can blame their political class.  The country for too long lived far above its means, then lied about it (as the European Commission noted last month) by 'deliberately misreporting' its public finances.  It's deficit is now 13% of GDP....Given its relatively small size, the market fears go beyond Greece to the other members of the ignoble club known as PIGS:  Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain.  Their bond spreads are also widening against Germany, the so-called responsible euro-zone member.  A Greek debt default could possibly spread to the others, though the threat of global contaigon is slight if the world economy keeps recovering."

Mmm, try hun, hun!

Damn keyboard--go to hell!

I'd like to think I could get a new laptop w/my tax refund. I *seriously* doubt that will happen.

Charming visit to U of F by Clarence Thomas.  It's long, but worth it.  Click on the name.

It might not be nationally important news, but Phoenix is kowtowing to the unions and putting a 2% food tax in place for the next five years.  Now Phoenicians are going to have to shop in Mesa and lose money to the gas prices instead (can't take the light rail, it services only a small portion of the city).  http://bit.ly/cnaMFS

Scott Lee Cohen, Democrat candidate for Lt. Governor of Illinois is a hell of a guy.

He allegedly attacked his ex-girlfriend, who was a hooker message therapist, and put a knife to her throat

His ex-wife got an order of protection against him. After bragging to his wife about his affairs he tried to "force himself sexually on her". He owes $54,000 in back child support

He abused steroids.

Has a bit of a Federal Tax problem.

Best of all he refuses to step aside in the general election. Outstanding.

193  - I just shit my pants. 

That sounds so fucking disgusting I can  barely imagine it.  Ever open up a can of Chili and a can of Dog Food at the same time?  Not much difference till you start poking around in there...

Integrity, yo

Fucking integrity, yo

INTEGRITY NOW!

How do men not like Valentine's Day?

Isn't it like the international day of blow jobs?

Well, this is some big news:  "Man Walks on Moon" 

Advocating in a supreme court decision that the governemnt should have the right to force-sterilize the "undesireable".

Caused a bit of soul-searching for me as I have personally advocated forced (non-permanent) birth control for those who get AFDC or WIC.

Posted by: Scott J. at February 05, 2010 01:46 PM (NY7mQ)

I support your sterilization concept and have advocated it for years.  I, however, am not particularly concerned over whether it's reversible.  Indeed, of all the government give-aways people have thought up, this is perhaps the one I can most easily support.  Let the Libs line up and be rendered infertile.  The world would be a better place.

In a case the state is not forcing anyone to be sterilized - but merely incentivizing it by making it a precondition for welfare - I think it is quite compatible with our existing constitutional freedoms. 

What's your cup size? 

Big Gulp?

How do men not like Valentine's Day?

Isn't it like the international day of blow jobs?

Posted by: laceyunderallssonn at February 05, 2010 01:51 PM (TwXU6)

We wish.

Isn't it like the international day of blow jobs?

Looking forward to getting your RSVP or valentine's dinner!

How do men not like Valentine's Day?

Isn't it like the international day of blow jobs?

Posted by: laceyunderallssonn at February 05, 2010 01:51 PM (TwXU6)

That's March 14th.

How do men not like Valentine's Day?

Isn't it like the international day of blow jobs?

Posted by: laceyunderallssonn at February 05, 2010 01:51 PM (TwXU6)

Cut.  Jib.  Newsletter.

210, I do tend to think that voluntarily becoming a ward of the state should involve losing your rights.

Perhaps we wouldn't have those entitlement bombs about to blow our economy all to hell if that were the case.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 05, 2010 01:54 PM (+3ZO4)

No, it is because the majority of Women are impossible to make happy.

How do men not like Valentine's Day?

Isn't it like the international day of blow jobs?

Posted by: laceyunderallssonn at February 05, 2010 01:51 PM (TwXU6)

People who give blow jobs suck.

Looking forward to getting your RSVP or valentine's dinner!

Well I do always enjoy your menus...

No, it is because the majority of Women are impossible to make happy.

REVEREND!

I have a horrible sunburn.

What do any of you jack-holes know about that?

221, men get AFDC? I figure 90% of those getting it are unmarried women.

But when I first had the idea I had read an article on research into a male birth control pill. Would need something of that nature to make it work I guess.

#223  No, it is because the majority of Women are impossible to make happy.

True.  The reason why is that women just want money, souls, or blood.

Drudge Report? Never heard of it.

I have a horrible sunburn.

He -Hah!

Posted by: Y-not at February 05, 2010 01:55 PM (sey23)

Yes, but even the world's most potent man can't impregnate a sterile female.  The trouble is that in a dirty slum you will always have a few unsterilized males, roving around like stray cats, and they will be quite sufficient to impregnate all the local women - rest assured.  The only effective measure is to sterilize the women - the baby factories are thus shut down.  The man is really just a raw material supplier, which is easily replaced.  The woman carries the production machinery. 

AAAANNNNDDDD....

9800, anyone?

What do any of you jack-holes know about that?

Man up or move out of San Diego?

I don't want a project or a 30-year-old boy. All I want is a man who brings home the bacons and doesn't crack the mirror when he shaves in the morning.

I don't do blow jobs. I do cook.

Posted by: pitythefool at February 05, 2010 01:56 PM (Sg8sX)

Gee, if a government vehicle knocked down Chucky Johnson's bike, we'd have an endless stream of conspiracy posts.

In this case, it seems an official decided to be officious and ask for help orchestrating a cover-up of his less-than-stellar driving skills.  It's not the hit, it's the -and-run that makes it criminal.

221, men get AFDC? I figure 90% of those getting it are unmarried women.

Aid to Families with Dependent Children doesn't seem to specify gender.  In any event, do you want to punish (or regulate, to use a less loaded word) the parent who is responsible for the child or do you want to address the other parent, who runs off and fathers more kids? 

I don't want a project or a 30-year-old boy. All I want is a man who brings home the bacons and doesn't crack the mirror when he shaves in the morning.

Posted by: Joanna at February 05, 2010 02:00 PM (7+WuG)

I think I've spotted your problem.

I have a horrible sunburn.

It's raining up here in LA.  Lucky bastard. How'd you get the burn?

247, Remington 870 12 gauge if you're staying put. Ammo is a bit bulky to carry much if you have to move. In that case I vote for the M1-A.

Or, if you have the means just go with the GE minigun.

I have a horrible sunburn.

What do any of you jack-holes know about that?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 05, 2010 01:57 PM (F09Uo)

Aloe Gel is awesome stuff for sunburns.

I don't want a project or a 30-year-old boy. All I want is a man who brings home the bacons and doesn't crack the mirror when he shaves in the morning.

I don't do blow jobs. I do cook.

Posted by: Joanna at February 05, 2010 02:00 PM (7+WuG)

So, aside from cooking, what goods do you bring to the dating marketplace? 

I have a horrible sunburn.

He -Hah!

Posted by: nelson at February 05, 2010 01:59 PM (PYda1)

THAT is not helpful Mr.Muntz.

Sassy, has the snow started yet?

As for I thought all moronettes lived by the maxim, "Tis better to give than recieve"

You should know better to use the word "all". Obama got into that trouble yesterday when he said every economist agreed with him that he saved or created jobs.

As far as the maxim goes, selfishness doesn't get one too far in life, right?

I think I've spotted your problem.

5'5", 38-34-38, D-cup. I can afford to be picky.

Posted by: Holger at February 05, 2010 02:00 PM

Obviously, you haven't met my dog.

Phoenix is kowtowing to the unions and putting a 2% food tax in place for the next five years. 

Unless they actually write the sunset clause into the bill it will stay forever. No temporary tax ever goes away. 

254, see 243.

The male isn't likely to show up with another asking for more money. Particularly if all the fertile ground is gone.

I don't do blow jobs. I do cook.

Posted by: Joanna at February 05, 2010 02:00 PM (7+WuG)

See, you've got your priorities backward - women who don't cook don't mind when their men get dinner someplace else.

I have a horrible sunburn.

It's raining up here in LA.  Lucky bastard. How'd you get the burn?

Posted by: Y-not at February 05, 2010 02:02 PM (sey23)

I'd like to say it was something really exotic, like I got while racing cigarette boats in my backyard, but I didn't. I got it over two days changing a timing belt in my friend's driveway. Worst I have ever had and it's only on my face.

I don't want a project or a 30-year-old boy. All I want is a man who brings home the bacons and doesn't crack the mirror when he shaves in the morning.

Umm, don't you think your expectations are a bit high? Esp considering you just outed yourself as not being charitable in the oral dep't.

Just sayin'.

5'5", 38-34-38, D-cup. I can afford to be picky.

Posted by: Joanna at February 05, 2010 02:04 PM (7+WuG)

It's not that you're picky, my future ex-wife.  It's that you're looking on Ace O' Spades.  We're all 30-yr old boys.

Unless they actually write the sunset clause into the bill it will stay forever. No temporary tax ever goes away. 

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2010 02:05 PM (QrA9E)

Yeah, I should have put quotes around the five years part.  I don't believe it'll go away either.

the ignoble club known as PIGS:  Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain

That explains the acronym PIIGS at ZeroHedge - they add the Irish to that list.

BTW, I found a map on French Wikipedia. "Public debt [as a] percent [of] gdp: world map". Link on my name.

Remember the concept of debt tolerance: a country like Albania in 1991 can be forced into default when debt = only 16% of its gdp, because nobody trusts Albanians with more than 16%. However Costa Ricans are trusted with a lot more (I recall that when they defaulted they were pushing 130%).

I take it we're trusted with our debt primarily because we're too big to fail.

How about this? Michael Irvin has been sued by a woman in Miami after having allegedly been raped by him four years ago. And his radio show in Dallas on ESPN station has been dropped, his last show was yesterday.

Coincidence? Perhaps.

276 Let me konw if you're in town--we can meet up!

Of course, I was supposed to meet Sassy in CHI this weekend and I'm stuck inside and she might be as well

It's not that you're picky, my future ex-wife.  It's that you're looking on Ace O' Spades.  We're all 30-yr old boys.

It's cheaper than a movie E-Harmony and there's free coffee.

5'5", 38-34-38, D-cup.

Pics pics pics!

Posted by: Joanna at February 05, 2010 02:00 PM (7+WuG)

I think most morons here would like to know what pudding recipes you are familiar with.

Posted by: WTFCI at February 05, 2010 02:09 PM (+zo63)

You're a little late to that party. Post #205

Pics pics pics!

Yeah, if it's not a given.  What he said.

5'5", 38-34-38, D-cup. I can afford to be picky.

Sorry I'm going to disagree there.

Hugh Grant had the most stunning woman on the planet. She was a bit frigid and he turned to Divine Brown for a lil' slap and tickle. So....

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 05, 2010 01:33 PM (2sJK0)

Took her away in cuffs.

No pics, just picky. (Ha, see what I did there ... )

Sorry I'm going to disagree there.

Hugh Grant had the most stunning woman on the planet. She was a bit frigid and he turned to Divine Brown for a lil' slap and tickle. So....

Posted by: laceyunderallssonn at February 05, 2010 02:12 PM (TwXU6)

lacey has much deeper insights into the male soul than you, Joanna.  But you can still be my future ex-wife.

No pics, just picky. (Ha, see what I did there ... )

Posted by: Joanna at February 05, 2010 02:12 PM (7+WuG)

Hah, yeah.  That'll be a dollar for the coffee.

It's not that you're picky, my future ex-wife.  It's that you're looking on Ace O' Spades.  We're all 30-yr old boys.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 05, 2010 02:07 PM (1fanL)

Hey, I'm a 28 year old man who was forced to make some exceptionally hard choices.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at February 05, 2010 02:11 PM (jpf1B)

The book says six hours, and we about doubled that. Two thirty packs of beer didn't speed us up either. Personally, I'm surprised that the car still runs.

The book says six hours, and we about doubled that. Two thirty packs of beer didn't speed us up either. Personally, I'm surprised that the car still runs.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 05, 2010 02:14 PM (F09Uo)

Two 30 packs?  I stand corrected, that makes you almost a pro ;-)

Blow jobs? Never heard of them.

Yes, Mr President. I'm coming.

Yes, Mr President. I'm coming.

Posted by: charlie gibson at February 05, 2010 02:16 PM (2qU2d)

One of us is anyway.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 05, 2010 02:15 PM (xxgag)

Though maybe the daughters just giggled.  "Mom, have you seen your thighs lately?  Sorry, dumb question, EVerybody can see your thighs."

The book says six hours, and we about doubled that. Two thirty packs of beer didn't speed us up either. Personally, I'm surprised that the car still runs.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 05, 2010 02:14 PM (F09Uo)

Two 30 packs?  I stand corrected, that makes you almost a pro ;-)

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at February 05, 2010 02:15 PM (jpf1B)

It gets even better. I only had two of those beers. My friend, had the other 58.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 05, 2010 01:58 PM (AZGON)

Spain, Portugal and Greece are engaged in runaway deficit spending.  Apparently that has a negative effect on their economies in the long run, and puts pressure on the currency as well.  Who knew?  Anyhow, because they're in the European Union, the bureaucrats in Brussels have the legal right to take over their fiscal and policies (they already yielded control of monetary policy by joining the Euro) -- but apparently the people and politicians in those countries haven't gotten the message, because the unions in Greece are calling for a general strike and the Leftists in Portugal have blocked an austerity plan in the legislature.

Jim, what kind of car?

Some timing belts are much worse than others.

Google what it takes for an Audi A4 6 cylinder.

ace wanted quasi-controversy but not an all-out flame warm of sorts.

I believe, and of course just my opinion here, for the health and longevity of her marriage, a wife needs to perform certain sexual acts. Yes, Betty Friedan kicked me out of the club--hot damn--that was a fun day!

Blow jobs? Never heard of them.

Yes, Mr President. I'm coming.

Posted by: charlie gibson at February 05, 2010 02:16 PM (2qU2d)

Charlie, where are your manners?  Don't talk with your mouth full.

Google what it takes for an Audi A4 6 cylinder.

Posted by: Scott J. at February 05, 2010 02:19 PM (NY7mQ)

A suitable application of high explosives.

Hammer slicing down

Slice, Hammer, slice fucking down

Hammer don't hurt 'em.

I believe, and of course just my opinion here, for the health and longevity of her marriage, a wife needs to perform certain sexual acts. Yes, Betty Friedan kicked me out of the club--hot damn--that was a fun day!

Posted by: laceyunderallssonn at February 05, 2010 02:19 PM (TwXU6)

And the controversy would be where, exactly?

My wife gets a pass.  She's sick.  (as in "not well" not as in...ah, nevermind)

Posted by: Holger at February 05, 2010 02:22 PM (8NGHm)

I'm positive that lacey can do that.

Use your imagination. Try this:

Phishing Scam Cripples European Emissions Trading

Yes Virginia, there is a God.

At this point I'd settle for a woman who'd talk dirty.

That may be true now but let's revisit the issue in five years and we'll see if you still have the same standard.

Use your imagination. Try this:

Phishing Scam Cripples European Emissions Trading

Yes Virginia, there is a God.

On the subject of local taxes from the Charleston newspaper (which is not quite as liberal as the Columbia rag): (posted earlier)

Rex proposes rise in cigarette tax

COLUMBIA — Anti-tobacco and education groups have joined the state schools chief in calling on legislators to increase the state's cigarette tax to the national average.

State Superintendent Jim Rex said Thursday that the state's 7-cents-per-pack cigarette tax should be increased by $1.27 per pack. He wants half of the additional revenue to go toward education temporarily so the state can stop looming teacher furloughs.

The state's lowest-in-the-nation cigarette tax has not changed since 1977. misleading crap since SC joined the BS tobacco lawsuit wing resulting in a huge increase in cigarette prices in SC.  SC still has got no money from that settlement BTW and they have already spent the money.  Look for calls to “how we should spend the money” if they ever do get it.

The Democratic gubernatorial candidate said South Carolina's cigarette tax should be tied to the national average so that it automatically increases when other states raise theirs.

House Ways and Means Chairman Dan Cooper said lawmakers are unlikely to seriously consider the idea.

I just love this kind of shit from the commie weanies. Why is it you NEVER hear of one of them calling for a decrease in the tax when it is above the national average.  Hey cockholster Jim Rex! HereÂ’s an idea for youÂ…IÂ’ll be all for increasing the tax on cigarettes (since I donÂ’t smoke any more) if at the same time you decrease the tax on beer to the national average.  Yes, SC has the second highest tax in the nation on beer (AK is the highest).

Posted by: Holger at February 05, 2010 02:29 PM (8NGHm)

Don't give up hope (although I'm afraid to ask what that decision was concerning.  I'm sure I don't want to know).

This is interesting:

MAYBERRY (AP)  -- Otis arrested again for public intoxication.  This time, tells story of ailing, cancer-stricken wife.  Two sons missing in action.  Lost job.  And foreclosure proceedings on his family farm.  Story overheard by screenwriter.  Otis paid half a million dollars for rights to his story.  Mel Gibson plans "play or docu-drama" entitled "Otis."  "We wanted to explore why Otis felt so bad.  What was going on in his life?  It turns out that Otis was the most interesting man in Mayberry," Gibson said.  "Did you know he won the Congressional Medal of Honor?" Gibson continued.  "We were surprised to hear that," he said.

I'd love to see Ace's brillance tying together these dip-worthy developments:

Barry's gift shop closing

Barry's statue being removed

Jake and Rush telling Barry to "man up"

Kennedy's punk kid saying Brown's candidacy was a jokeo

Besides playing Zo's hilarously video, "You talk too much" during Katie Couric's 12 minute interview with Barry on Sunday, other ideas of how we fill the time.  “I want it to be a good, substantive interview, but itÂ’s the Super Bowl audience,” Couric said. “I want it to have the appropriate tone.”

Jim, what kind of car?

Some timing belts are much worse than others.

Google what it takes for an Audi A4 6 cylinder.

Posted by: Scott J. at February 05, 2010 02:19 PM (NY7mQ)

The cost of having a dealer do that looks horrific on that Audi. The car was a 3.0L Toyota V6. Sienna Minivan.

The Toyota dealer wanted almost a grand, including the water pump change out. I was surprised how good of shape the old bet was in, considering the Toyota had 174,000 miles and has in been service for 2X its design life.

They made some mighty fine chicken.
Does it come with a "special" "sauce" ever since Obama won?

Jaysus! Some of the morons have some self-esteem issues going on here.

What gives? I bet you're all just fab! Try church if that's your thing. You can def. find a nice girl there. If church isnt' your bag, go a tea party. Lots of hotties there from what I've seen. And they'd share your values-bonus points.

Posted by: curious at February 05, 2010 02:08 PM (p302b)

And what do you suppose he will be dreaming of?

Posted by: laceyunderallssonn at February 05, 2010 02:32 PM (TwXU6)

I'd prefer they share Jenna Jameson's values.

Hot Air has an interesting headline:  Voters Reject Kenyansian Economics.

I'd prefer they share Jenna Jameson's values.

Hmm, you prefer scrunts with a buffet of venereal diseases?

Posted by: The Peace Ballistic Missile at February 05, 2010 02:14 PM (AZGON)

Hmm, you prefer scrunts with a buffet of venereal diseases?

Posted by: laceyunderallssonn at February 05, 2010 02:40 PM (TwXU6)

Tsk.  Don't stereotype.  You know they get tested all the time.  Even if she has VD, I doubt she values it.  (See what I did there?) 

114 Iskandar, CA man deports relative.

Very sponge-worthy

I've never found anything significantly better than Popeyes, at least for the price.

Now there is a subject for discussion – best fried chicken place

The best national chain is Bojangles but we have a local place over in Lydia, SC that has the best fried chicken in the world.

I do provide pics

114 Iskandar, CA man deports relative.

I'd prefer they share Jenna Jameson's values.

In all seriousness, that's a big part of why I'm picky. I want to be a wife, not a sex doll that makes conversation over breakfast -- just like I want a husband, not an ATM that squashes spiders.

In no particular order: Should I add orange slices to the game hen and Chinese purple rice I'll cook tomorrow?

After 10 years of widowhood, if I had a man, I'd indulge him, fix great snacks for Superbowl Sunday and his hunting trips, if in return he'd let me play my videogames in peace.  38DD.

Jim in SD:  bathe in a cool tub with baking soda.  Take ibuprofen.

It's snowing like crazy here.  The theory is that DC skipped snow for the past 3 years, so we're getting it all now.  I had no idea snow could be saved or created.

It's snowing like crazy here.  The theory is that DC skipped snow for the past 3 years, so we're getting it all now.  I had no idea snow could be saved or created.

Is Al Gore in town?

Posted by: Holger at February 05, 2010 02:44 PM (8NGHm)

Sounds like a net positive to me, certainly nothing to be ashamed of. Shows loyalty and strong family values.

Posted by: Holger at February 05, 2010 02:44 PM (8NGHm)

Sounds like a net positive to me, certainly nothing to be ashamed of. Shows loyalty and strong family values.

Amen to that. Good on you.

It's snowing like crazy here.  The theory is that DC skipped snow for the past 3 years, so we're getting it all now.  I had no idea snow could be saved or created.

I've been praying that D.C. has the worst weather evah as long as our current mofo is in office.  I want the cold snow and bad weather to bring him to his Hawaiin knees.  I want Chicago to look like a fricking tropical clime in comparison.  I realize this incoveniences you morons on the East Coast as well as my beloved family (mom, brother and sisters and their families), but I want D.C. to be incapacitated by the snow, and those jackasses in Congress to be unable to legislate.  I'm sorry you all are suffering, but I am doing the Snoopy Dance here in 53 degree sunny Seattle! 

After 10 years of widowhood, if I had a man, I'd indulge him, fix great snacks for Superbowl Sunday and his hunting trips, if in return he'd let me play my videogames in peace.  38DD.

Umm, I'm not sure you could be a *better* catch around these parts.

Someone snatch this dish up-stat!

Amen to that. Good on you.

Posted by: Joanna at February 05, 2010 02:53 PM (7+WuG)

My Ex-Girlfriend disagreed. That is why she is my ex.

You're a good man, Holger!

Yeah, I sent that to Ace.  The best part was how he got past airport security by flashing a fake badge.  We're in good hands.

Uh, oh!  I knew I should have reported my "Sherrif's Star" was missing.  I checked my underwear drawer three times already, and it still hasn't showed up.  (Starts yelling)  Jill!  Jill!  Jill, have you seen my badge?

ushie: you had me at "video games."  And of course, I was kidding about Jenna Jameson.

Perfect date: 3 foot tall deaf-mute with a flat head and no teeth that turns into a pizza and a six-pack at midnight.  The flat head is so you can rest your beer on it.

Kidding!  Call me!

Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 05, 2010 02:28 PM (FCn6Y)

The talking is the part you settle for?

Breaking Bizarre News---

An Imam in Egypt has issued a Fatwa against Facebook!!!!

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In no particular order: Should I add orange slices to the game hen and Chinese purple rice I'll cook tomorrow?

Try smearing some apricot jam (low sugar Smuckers is very good) on the hen(s) before roasting (or grilling, but be careful of burning).

Very good.  Trust me.

Holger, you sound like a stand-up guy.  Your ex gf was a fool.

"Is Al Gore in town?" Apropos of nothing, I hate him with the hatred of Gaia when Kratos is climbing it.

Mandarin orange slices, yes, think that will be tasty?

Thank goo-ness for videogames with weather like this.

How about peach preserves?  Will that work?

Orange juice works well, too. Add a little brown sugar or molasses.

We are all over the place

Posted by: Mismatched sock basket at February 05, 2010 03:10 PM (V9SYy)

Ha! Ha!  Despite my disike of James Joyce, I really am a stream of consciousness kind of girl!

My Ex-Girlfriend disagreed. That is why she is my ex

I would call that God's way of showing you she isn't the one.

Good piece at WSJ by Eric Felten "New Episodes of Scientists Behaving Badly".  (Sorry I'm too lazy to link it!)  Anyways it gives a quick run down of the current shams perpetrated in the name of science.  One case I'd never heard of:

"Or how about the case of Cello Energy of Alabama?  Investors had poured millions into the company, which claimed it had devised a high-tech process for turning wood pulp and grasses into biodiesel.  The Environmental Protection Agency had been counting on the firm to produce more than half of the 'cellulosic biofuel' in the country this year.  Belatedly, the moneymen decided to do some due diligence and took a sample of Cello's biodiesel to an independent lab--and found that it was just old fashioned fossil fuel dressed up in a new green bottle.  In June a federal jury in Alabama found that investors had been defrauded and ordered Cello to pay $10.4 million in punitive damages.  What are the odds that, with the government belching billions into green technology research, we see repeats of the Cello fiasco?"

Uh, yeah!  And what's up with the EPA "counting on" a firm to produce more than half a product they are supposed to regulate?  I hope that people in the EPA got burned cause they invested in this company in kind of an insider trading sort of way (at least that's what it sounds like to ignorant little old me).  Of course I didn't go to an Ivy League school nor do my pants have sharp creases.  Maybe someone in the "smart set" can 'splain it to me.

I hope that people in the EPA got burned cause they invested in this company in kind of an insider trading sort of way (at least that's what it sounds like to ignorant little old me). 

As long as Bambi hs crooks like Browner as the climate Czar you will never find out. She had her's and several other hard drives wiped in violation of a court order in a FOIA request when she was head of the EPA.

Did she get fined or punished????  hahahahaha, she's a Democrap. They almost never get in legal trouble even when caught red-handed.

Got brown suger.  Got molasses.  Feel need to bake coming on...

Mix maybe a tablespoon of molasses with maybe half a cup of orange juice, pour it over the game hen, cover it and refrigerate overnight. Add some salt, pepper, and a little crushed garlic if you wish. Good baked, or split and grilled.

They almost never get in legal trouble even when caught red-handed.

Tell me about it, Vic!

Is Sara Palin:   

More than

Less than

OR just what the doctor ordered?

Did someone say "Penis"?

http://tinyurl.com/abcPenisStory