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October 20, 2010

This is a Bacon Latte.
— CAC

Recipe below Prep time 2 hours 10 minutes
Actual cooking time is about 4 minutes.
What you need:
An espresso machine

7 slices BACON (FRESH, THICK CUT PREFERRED)
2 shots fresh-brewed Espresso Coffee
2 cups 2% milk or skim (whole steams worse)
1 Tablespoon of REAL Maple Syrup
Heavy Whipped Cream to finish

PREP-
BACON INFUSED MILK
1 Cook 6 of 7 strips , shake briefly when pulling off griddle and drop immediately into sealable jar/jug of 2 cups milk.
Refrigerate for 2 hours.

Chop remaining bacon into 1/4" strips. cook, dry, set aside for garnish.

COOK:

1. Remove bacon from milk after the infusion. Set milk aside.
2. Brew 2 shots espresso
3. Set aside 1 TBLS maple syrup while brewing espresso
4. Steam (DO NOT OVER FROTH) the baconmilk
5. Drop syrup FIRST then shots then the steamed milk quickly into large mug. Stir slowly for 10 seconds (make sure you leave room for garnish).
6. Garnish with whipped cream and the bacon pieces.

You may thank me later.

Posted by: CAC at 07:30 PM | Comments (41)
Post contains 181 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Ya know.. that could become my morning drink..

If.. If I were to win the lottery and I were able to hire the hot young phillipine housekeeper/cook I keep telling my wife is a must...

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at October 20, 2010 07:33 PM (Do528)

2 Does it come with a Lipitor mainline?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2010 07:34 PM (rNJC9)

3 This is a Bacon Latte.

There are many like it.

But this one is mine.

Posted by: blogRot at October 20, 2010 07:36 PM (hIQ81)

4 Blasphemy!
Thou shalt not sully thy Holy Bacon by allowing contact with any food which does not also come from the swine.
Yea, verily I say unto thee, thou mayest mix thy Holy Bacon with the Blessed Ham, the Supreme Sausage, or even the Spirit of the Ribs, but not the debased drink known as coffee.

Posted by: DanH at October 20, 2010 07:38 PM (uqanI)

5 Adding bacon to latte is like adding matter to antimatter. Bacon = manly, latte = pussy. Putting them together endangers the known universe.

Posted by: Shiner Bock at October 20, 2010 07:42 PM (ohvue)

6 Real men eat their bacon in black coffee.

Posted by: Chris R at October 20, 2010 07:45 PM (AO4qz)

Ya know, someone's gonna have to come up with a Bacon Pudding recipe for you degenerates before November 2nd -

Totally OT, but does anyone know how early ballots are tabulated? Do they go ahead and open them up and tally up who gets how many votes? I'm kind of wondering if all of these reports of early Democrat votes might not be ballots that were sent to people who had voted (D) in the past, but were voting (R) in this election.

In other words, it is quite possible that even though a certain percentage of (D) ballots have been returned, many of those might actually be for an (R) candidate. I know a LOT of former (D)'s are mad as hell right now, and they would crawl across broken glass to pull the (R) lever.

Anyway, it's just a thought/question that I had.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 20, 2010 07:45 PM (uh/cU)

8 Teresa Its based on the registration of the ballotee

Posted by: CAC at October 20, 2010 07:50 PM (lV4Fs)

9 Ya know, someone's gonna have to come up with a Bacon Pudding recipe for you degenerates before November 2nd

That would be a waste of a lot of perfectly good bacon. I'm personally stocking up on that aspartame crap.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 20, 2010 07:53 PM (5I0Yr)

10 All the food on the ONT made you hungry for something right? That looks so so good....

Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 07:56 PM (p302b)

11 Thou shalt not sully thy Holy Bacon by allowing contact with any food which does not also come from the swine.

Bacon Cheeseburgers are not a heresy!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 08:01 PM (Vz9lf)

12 Bacon is the food pyramid. So sayeth Ra.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2010 08:02 PM (GuTnD)

13 God, I miss coffee.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2010 08:03 PM (GuTnD)

14 Juan Williams is at a grocery store stocking up on pudding.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2010 08:10 PM (GuTnD)

15 I must confess, Wendy's new bacon on their burgers is really really good. thick.. crunchy..

*checks his watch to see if it's too late...*

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at October 20, 2010 08:12 PM (Do528)

16 CAC is my new Hero! Brilliant!!!

Posted by: Faye Kinnit at October 20, 2010 08:16 PM (l1oyw)

17 Gonna need one of those tonight. I got some spare time.

Posted by: Juan Williams, formerly of NPR at October 20, 2010 08:17 PM (j4xgZ)

18 Still got the Obama sticker on your Prius, Juan?

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2010 08:20 PM (GuTnD)

19 CAC, I saw construction barriers near NYC City Hall yesterday with "CAC" printed on them in huge letters. Boy, I'm impressed!

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 20, 2010 08:29 PM (gMzAL)

20 That bacon latte looks like a hate crime waiting to happen. You'd best consume that where the watchdogs of public shari'a compliance cannot observe.
In fact, you'd better take down the whole post. Don't even think about bacon.

Posted by: Wayang Kulit at October 20, 2010 08:30 PM (hVhyq)

Posted by: Shiner Bock at October 20, 2010 11:42 PM (ohvue)

Wait...wait...how are you still around? I just killed three of you tonight. What is this witchery?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2010 08:49 PM (S5aRP)

22 Yick!

Posted by: Judith Hofbauer at October 20, 2010 09:34 PM (2RDxj)

23 Maybe I was hasty. Maybe it should have been Yuck or Blech.

Posted by: Judith Hofbauer at October 20, 2010 09:35 PM (2RDxj)

24 Ya know, someone's gonna have to come up with a Bacon Pudding recipe for you degenerates before November 2nd I prefer to simply wrap my balls in bacon and be done with it.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 20, 2010 10:14 PM (AZGON)

25 Actually, from the look of that latte you could mount it with an oil derrick and pump out enough to fuel a Suburban.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 20, 2010 10:15 PM (AZGON)

I wouldn't mind trying one or two. A day. For about a week.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 20, 2010 10:31 PM (b8qOz)

27 That's a waste of good bacon.

Posted by: SFC MAC at October 21, 2010 02:33 AM (ZGdhe)

28 Now that's some spam!

Posted by: Buck Ofama at October 21, 2010 03:07 AM (I6Tmz)

I can get Ace for you wholesale

Posted by: Jess at October 21, 2010 03:16 AM (eqsrg)

Buck, oh noes you didn't....

I'm now thinking of a SPAM Latte, with Bacon & Maple Syrup...

Posted by: Jess at October 21, 2010 03:18 AM (eqsrg)

31 My throat constricted at the bacon milk. oh dear.

Posted by: EZB at October 21, 2010 04:22 AM (fa9yq)

32 Does anyone know where I can get wholesale merchandise and promotional items?

Posted by: Jazz at October 21, 2010 04:49 AM (hnq5i)

33 EXCELLENT drink for all the muzzies on your Christmas gift list!

Posted by: JMc - Sandwich at October 21, 2010 04:56 AM (o6Yv2)

34 Brilliant! Just the thing to wash down a plateful of Dutch Nut Strips*.
_* _{(all you morons who were passed out for last night's ONT can find the recipe there)}

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 21, 2010 06:40 AM (x9+RF)

Drudge reports: England

A hard-working cafe owner has been ordered to tear down an extractor fan - because the smell of her frying bacon 'offends' Muslims.

Planning bosses acted against Beverley Akciecek, 49, after being told her next-door neighbour's Muslim friends had felt 'physically sick' due to the 'foul odour'.

Councillors at Stockport Council in Greater Manchester

Posted by: Buffalobob at October 21, 2010 07:54 AM (JoKRU)

36 I loves me some bacon, but c'mon. Just give me the fookin' coffee in one cup and a bacon sando on the side. Jeez.

Posted by: mike d at October 21, 2010 09:42 AM (W0V5W)

a) that is resplendent.

b) man, I am so glad that we put ourselves through the inconvenience of tinyurl'ing all our shit so that we can keep these long-threaded spammers at bay!

Posted by: reason at October 21, 2010 11:23 AM (5npD/)

Planning bosses acted against Beverley Akciecek, 49, after being told her next-door neighbour's Muslim friends had felt 'physically sick' due to the 'foul odour'.

Oh, hey Mo? Newsflash. That gnawing you feel in the pit of your stomach and all the funny noises your gut makes when you smell bacon? That isn't physical illness. That's your belly saying to the bacon, "GET IN ME."

Posted by: reason at October 21, 2010 11:25 AM (5npD/)

39 Oh WOW chewin coffee. mmmmmm

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