December 22, 2010

This Just In: Michael Moore Is Still A Hateful, Treasonous Monster
— Ace

"Poor Bradley Manning," sitting in confinement at Quantico for merely honoring the ethic of Nuremberg, that soldiers must disobey illegal orders.

What can you say?

Thanks to JackStraw.

Posted by: Ace at 08:55 AM | Comments (83)
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1 So I presume that Michael Moore came out in opposition to Cheney/Libby/Armitage being charged also?


Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2010 08:59 AM (7BU4a)

2 I agree. "Poor Bradley Manning," stuck with a lifetime of pointless rockstar sex with leftist homos and a book tour every ten months. He'll probably get a pulitzer(sic), too.

In a sane world he'd be facing a firing squad if convicted.

In our world I'm guessing a 2 year slap on the wrist before the book tours and "employment" by the likes of Soros.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2010 09:00 AM (7BU4a)

3 God, I hate Michael Moore. My father's "hero", whose righteousness I'm sure to hear all about on Christmas while MSNBC plays in the background.

Posted by: Pyrocles at December 22, 2010 09:01 AM (cv5Iw)

4

Bradley Manning should be anally inserted into Michael Moore.  

 

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2010 09:01 AM (3d6oP)

5

God, I hate Michael Moore. My father's "hero", whose righteousness I'm sure to hear all about on Christmas while MSNBC plays in the background.

Patricide isn't all that bad...we're just sayin', is all.

Posted by: Menendez Brothers at December 22, 2010 09:04 AM (3d6oP)

6 Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2010 01:00 PM (7BU4a)

In our world, I expect that the DADT repeal is fully implemented before he goes to trial.  I then expect him to sue the military because "they're discriminating against him based on his sexual preference" and the charges all get dropped.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 22, 2010 09:07 AM (8y9MW)

7 The more Michael Moore talks, the better. Reminds everyone just what kind of "heroes" the Left has.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 22, 2010 09:07 AM (AzcBR)

8

What can you say?

That they're not anti-American, just pro-enemy?

Posted by: Hi at December 22, 2010 09:07 AM (QQn2V)

9 Yeah just who I want dictating to me what's immoral, the fat fuck.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 22, 2010 09:07 AM (eCAn3)

10 Bradley Manning is a veritable Oskar Schindler.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at December 22, 2010 09:08 AM (qwK3S)

11

Yeah, McChrystal can get fired without due process or investigation for something quoted in an entertainment magazine and that's ok.  This little shit is verified as doing shit that's literally destructive to the country and suddenly it's a great injustice.

If only these pearl-clutchers knew that you can get your ass double-jeopardied for a DUI convition in the military or that the military can restrict a whole host of your civil liberties on a rumor, they'd probably never get off the fainting couch.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 22, 2010 09:08 AM (fLHQe)

12 Why hasn't Michael Moore be executed by the food czar yet.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 22, 2010 09:11 AM (tf9Ne)

13 When I was scanning through the channels during timeouts in basketball games I saw the fat fuck on Rocky's show; I went right past knowing if he said something particularly idiotic it would be posted here.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2010 09:13 AM (kOMUP)

14 Is Michael Moore going to make a Fair Game-ish movie about Bradley Manning?   It is about time the Moore-on made another epic box office bomb.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 22, 2010 09:13 AM (9hSKh)

15 No, you fat lying sack of shit! Bradley Manning is sitting in Quantico because he violated his security oath. He gave his word that he would keep the secrets entrusted to him and he went back on his word. Before he compromised America's secrets he compromised his own honor. Not that you would understand anything about that...

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 09:13 AM (wai1i)

16 16 Why hasn't Michael Moore be executed by the food czar yet.

Heh, when are the Obamas going to send Moore the "Eat the Salad" ultimatum?

No more dessert for you!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 22, 2010 09:14 AM (9hSKh)

17 I'm also fat!

Posted by: Michael Moore at December 22, 2010 09:15 AM (mM7dK)

18

No, you fat lying sack of shit!

Can he even wipe his own ass anymore?

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2010 09:16 AM (3d6oP)

19 Can he even wipe his own ass anymore?

Please, I have Philippine manservants to do that for me.

Posted by: Michael Moore at December 22, 2010 09:17 AM (mM7dK)

20 It's funny how the Left hates Glenn Beck for exposing them, but we're supposed to celebrate Manning who's jeopardizing the interests of his country.

Posted by: nickless© at December 22, 2010 09:18 AM (MMC8r)

21 What can you say? How about "Fuck Michael Moore sideways with a spiny cactus"? For starters?

Posted by: joncelli© at December 22, 2010 09:18 AM (RD7QR)

22 "Bradley Manning should be anally inserted into Michael Moore. " And then stuffed with Assange. Sort of like turducken. Any bets that both Manning and Assange get nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?

Posted by: cali grump at December 22, 2010 09:18 AM (hL0k8)

23 Prison is going to be faaaaabulous!  Three hots and a cock!

Posted by: Bradley Manning at December 22, 2010 09:18 AM (mM7dK)

24 "...sideways with a spiny cactus rusty chainsaw"

Fixed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 22, 2010 09:19 AM (8y9MW)

25 Bradley Manning deserves a firing squad, nothing more.

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 22, 2010 09:20 AM (KRUAN)

26 Bradley Manning should be anally inserted into Michael Moore. Strike that. Reverse it.

Posted by: Willy Wonka at December 22, 2010 09:21 AM (NS5S0)

27 28 Prison is going to be faaaaabulous! Three hots and a cock! Posted by: Bradley Manning at December 22, 2010 01:18 PM (mM7dK) Now that they've repealed DADT will they have to send Manning to a women's prison? No cock for you!

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 09:21 AM (wai1i)

28

Bradley Manning should be anally inserted into Michael Moore.  

It's not quite a punishment if it's considered fun.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 22, 2010 09:21 AM (pLTLS)

29 30 Bradley Manning deserves a firing squad, nothing more.

He's probably responsible for the deaths of more than a few soldiers.  I say, give him a medal!

Posted by: Julian Assrape at December 22, 2010 09:22 AM (mM7dK)

30 O/T Is anyone listening to Mark Stein today? He said something about the fact that the new net law also is going to cover apps for your Iphone and things does anyone know if this is true?

Posted by: TEE866 at December 22, 2010 09:22 AM (iJoe/)

31 No worries.  Obama will just pardon him when he leaves office.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2010 09:22 AM (mM7dK)

32 Posted by: TEE866 at December 22, 2010 01:22 PM (iJoe/) It's an unconstitutional power grab over the objection of Congress and Courts. It will subject the internet to any regulation they are allowed to get away with. There are no bounds.

Posted by: Willy Wonka at December 22, 2010 09:24 AM (NS5S0)

33 36 No worries.  Obama will just pardon him when he leaves office.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2010 01:22 PM (mM7dK)


As much as it sickens me to think so, yeah he probably will.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 22, 2010 09:24 AM (eCAn3)

34 Micheal should be locked up into a small shed with a sex crazed bull elk on acid.

Posted by: M1911 at December 22, 2010 09:25 AM (dvev+)

35 As much as it sickens me to think so, yeah he probably will.

Because Manning is doing what he's always wanted to do but couldn't.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2010 09:25 AM (mM7dK)

36

Michael Moore makes big bux spouting the most inane, unreasonable blather imaginable. The people paying him those big bux? Lefty jagoffs who would otherwise perhaps donate that dough to Handgun Control Inc. or NOW or Center for Science in the Public Interest or SPLC or someother bunch of lefty jagoffs that could actually get some piece of repressive legislation passed. Instead, it gets skimmed off by Jabba the Putz for some piece of recycled crap; do you know that there are actually  user guides for his dumbass movies available, just to buff up the take?

So, in short: a totally worthless piece of scum, but at least the people he's bilking with his crap deserve it.

And, he's fat! Really, really fat!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 22, 2010 09:26 AM (ERJIu)

37 40 Micheal should be locked up into a small shed with a sex crazed bull elk on acid.

Posted by: M1911 at December 22, 2010 01:25 PM (dvev+)

I don't think even a sex crazed bull elk on acid would be crazy enough to tap Moore's fat ass.  Though he MIGHT get trampled, which really, win win.

Posted by: MWR at December 22, 2010 09:27 AM (4df7R)

38 I got yer Everlasting Sockstopper right here, Wonka!

Posted by: alexthedude at December 22, 2010 09:28 AM (NS5S0)

39 Michael Moore?  Isn't that the self-proclaimed communist that only hires non-union crews for his movies, and charges student orgs $40K honoraria?

Posted by: nickless© at December 22, 2010 09:28 AM (MMC8r)

40
Phase II of the Weather Underground: Barack Hussein Obama infiltrates the highest office in the land.

Phase III: Bradley Manning.

Phase IV: ?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 09:29 AM (uFokq)

41 I love Michael, but he really should try to set a good example for the kids by eating more broccoli and asparagus.  In fact, I have just sent him 2 boxcars full.  That should last him a week, at least.

Posted by: Michelle O at December 22, 2010 09:30 AM (mQMnK)

42

46
Phase II of the Weather Underground: Barack Hussein Obama infiltrates the highest office in the land.

Phase III: Bradley Manning.

Phase IV: ?

Phase V: Profit!

I kid.

Phase IV... Martial law? 

Posted by: MWR at December 22, 2010 09:30 AM (4df7R)

43

What can you say?

Nothing that would penetrate teh stoopid, unfortunately.

Although inserting Manning into Moore's ass sounds interesting...and there would still be room for Assmange in there too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2010 09:31 AM (b6qrg)

44
oh! I know.

Phase III: the fookin START treaty

Connect the dots, sheeple. It's right in front of you.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 09:31 AM (uFokq)

45
What's next?

Regulate food!

oh, shit, they already did that

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 09:32 AM (uFokq)

46 47 I love Michael, but he really should try to set a good example for the kids by eating more broccoli and asparagus. In fact, I have just sent him 2 boxcars full. That should last him a week, at least. Posted by: Michelle O at December 22, 2010 01:30 PM (mQMnK) OK folks, today we're going to review our procedures for handling gas explosions...

Posted by: HAZMAT Response Team Instructor at December 22, 2010 09:32 AM (wai1i)

47 Wow, I can't believe I am about to say this...CREDIT MadCow for asking the follow-up question to Moore's ridiculous "he saw video of Reuters reporters being gunned down from a helicopter - it's Nurenberg! Really, it is!" So why release hundreds of thousands of State Dept cables discussing what the British think of us, or what we hope to accomplish in discussions with other foreign nations, or various ambassador's opinions of world leaders? Of course, Moore fumbles around and gives some B.S. "well, I wasn't there - he's young - immaturity etc etc" none of which seemed to be a problem a second ago when he was citing his "heroism". And MadCow nods her head and goes to commercial. The Effort Grade is capped at a D.

But I was impressed she would even bring the question up. I now view her as merely the coating on the slime that is Olbermann.

Posted by: BetaPhi at December 22, 2010 09:34 AM (DBr05)

48 46
Phase II of the Weather Underground: Barack Hussein Obama infiltrates the highest office in the land.

Phase III: Bradley Manning.

Phase IV: Julius Assange used as leverage to shutdown dissenting websites

Phase V: ?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 01:29 PM (uFokq)

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 22, 2010 09:34 AM (LdYLm)

49

OK folks, today we're going to review our procedures for handling gas explosions...

Please turn to page one of your manual where it says "evacuate Cleveland".

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2010 09:34 AM (b6qrg)

50 Heh, Michael Moore the dipshit lying troll that wants to claim that the released information about how Cuba banned his movie because they were afraid of an uprising is nothing more than lies put out by the Bush Administration.  Of course this information is stuff that came out because Wikileaks released classified information that was not meant to be made known to the public.  His idiocy really knows no bounds.  He's defending the loser that released the information about his horrible lie of a movie.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2010 09:36 AM (oVQFe)

51

It's not quite a punishment if it's considered fun.

ALL of Bradley Manning.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2010 09:37 AM (3d6oP)

52 Please turn to page one of your manual where it says "evacuate Cleveland". Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2010 01:34 PM (b6qrg) Once Moore gets his pudgy mitts on that boxcar full of broccoli we're worried about a different kind of "evacuation".

Posted by: HAZMAT Response Team at December 22, 2010 09:38 AM (wai1i)

53 Michael Moore:  "Wikileaks is trying to put out the truth.  That information about Sicko in Cuba on Wikileaks is nothing but a lie!"

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2010 09:40 AM (oVQFe)

54
Stupid treaties that leave us defenseless, negotiations with the Taliban, releasing the terrrorists in Gitmo, regualting food, shutting down talk radio, regulating content on the internet, 'licenses' for journalists, homos in the military, union payoffs, leaking our nation's secrets, socialized medicine, financial regulation, open borders, ...

We're in the midst of a Leftist Revolution and they're kicking our ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 09:41 AM (uFokq)

55 We're in the midst of a Leftist Revolution and they're kicking our ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 01:41 PM (uFokq)


I finally agree.  I thought we won something in November.  But, we are playing by Hoyles Rules and they are playing Sun Tzu.

Posted by: Cherry π at December 22, 2010 09:48 AM (+sBB4)

56 Phase IV: ?

Greece? France? Zimbabwe?  Take your pick.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 22, 2010 09:48 AM (71LDo)

57 But, we are playing by Hoyles Rule..

We should at least use the Queensbury Rules.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 22, 2010 09:51 AM (71LDo)

58 Phase VI: Profit!

Posted by: Underpants Gnomes at December 22, 2010 09:54 AM (U6MtO)

59
The Left is so obsessed and so determined that all that above is still not enough.

They get outraged over Citizens United, which is only a victory for Conservatism because it upholds Constitutional rights.

yippee!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 09:55 AM (uFokq)

60
Greece? France? Zimbabwe? Illinois? Take your pick.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 09:56 AM (uFokq)

61
PFC Manning = traitor

We hang traitors, don't we?

I can promise you a fair trial and a fine hanging.
-- Marshal Rooster Cogburn

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at December 22, 2010 09:59 AM (BDH94)

62

This is a cry for attention.  He must be getting left off the invitation list to all the right parties these days.

Like the post about the Berkley city coucil.  Attention whores the lot.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2010 10:00 AM (7DB+a)

63 69
Greece? France? Zimbabwe? Illinois? Take your pick.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 01:56 PM (uFokq)

Michael Moore's local Pizza Hut when he stiffs them on his tab?

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 22, 2010 10:02 AM (LdYLm)

64
That sidebar story by Ben should be changed to: "to inject himself into an another person's accomplishment."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 10:02 AM (uFokq)

65 35 O/T Is anyone listening to Mark Stein today? He said something about the fact that the new net law also is going to cover apps for your Iphone and things does anyone know if this is true?

Posted by: TEE866 at December 22, 2010 01:22 PM (iJoe/)

Yes, the vote covered both wireless, and wired networks, so we will control you Apps as well, if we decide we wish to.

However, the current vote allowed your wireless networks to restrict your content and speed... if they so desire, and pay us enough... so we don't change that rule as well...

Mu Haa Haa....

Posted by: Ming, the Merciless Beurocrat, the Oligarchy at December 22, 2010 10:02 AM (AdK6a)

66 OH.... and anyone interested in an Exemption?  I have a Nephew who is just out of College...

Posted by: Ming, the Merciless Bureacrat, Oligarchy Ruling Council at December 22, 2010 10:04 AM (AdK6a)

67

And where is my Imperial Spell checking minion... why can't they spell Bureaucrat correctly...

What? Its Abdhul??? No Avistim for his Mother then...

Posted by: Ming, the Merciless Bureaucrat, Oligarchy Ruling Council at December 22, 2010 10:07 AM (AdK6a)

68 I hope Michael Moore's kidneys fail.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 22, 2010 10:10 AM (mHQ7T)

69 Buffets hardest hit.

Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2010 10:13 AM (4Kl5M)

70 62 We're in the midst of a Leftist Revolution and they're kicking our ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 01:41 PM (uFokq)


I'm pretty sure if Castle had been elected in DE none of this would have happened.

The only Castle I'd support would be Frank, not Mike.  As in "When you're on your own, behind enemy lines, no artillery, no airstrikes, no hope of an evac, you don't fight dirty. You do things that make dirty look good."

Posted by: Zombie William Howard Taft at December 22, 2010 10:29 AM (q4iSM)

71

Odd if not extremely wierd that our nation has more empathy for the poster child of DADT (Manning) then someone who tried vainly to get a simple question answered (Lakin).

One significantly compromised our National Security on a level that most would not be terribly upset if they shot the PFC.

The other, well, currently has lost his commission, pay, career/retirement for wondering on all our behalf as to whether the POTUS/CIC has the bona fides to hold his office and delegate military Authority.

Self-righteous Fags have greater influence on our national conscience then Selfless-service Patriots.

Wow. Freakin' shameful, if you wonder as to my current POV.

Pieter Nosworthy

1SG, USA

Posted by: Pieter Nosworthy at December 22, 2010 10:57 AM (BFncK)

72 Speaking of Michael Moore...Ok it has nothing to do with Moore but...just damn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc

Posted by: lowfibass at December 22, 2010 11:04 AM (T1ZAZ)

73 What can you say?
Make those twelve pizzas extra meat and extra cheese. Oh, and don't forget the cheese-filled crust. Oh, and I'll probably rape the deliveryman and call it consensual because he's there to provide a service to me.

Posted by: michael moore at December 22, 2010 11:14 AM (2rOwc)

74 Oh. And look out for my upcoming biopic about Bradley Manning called Fair Game Fag I Ream.

Posted by: michael moore at December 22, 2010 11:19 AM (2rOwc)

75 Phase II of the Weather Underground: Barack Hussein Obama infiltrates the highest office in the land.
Phase III: Bradley Manning.
Phase IV: ?
Phase 5: Prophet. (And only ever use Arabic numerals, infidel.)

Posted by: moslem jihadist at December 22, 2010 11:23 AM (2rOwc)

76 I'm disgusted that nobody has punched out that psychotic and repulsive, fat slob.

Posted by: Brian at December 22, 2010 11:47 AM (sYrWB)

77 @39, not sure what you meant here, but it might be worth a looksee for potential clean-up

Posted by: Museisluse at December 22, 2010 11:51 AM (DTfXb)

78 If only we'd had my Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act when Michael was young, he'd weigh 150 pounds today, instead of 504!

Posted by: Michelle O at December 22, 2010 11:52 AM (mQMnK)

79 don't forget FAT...Moore is FAT....in an unattractive way...like lumpy and limp and wearing a baseball hat....BALD SPOT!!!! Chris Christie , on the other hand is large and packed in a container I can...handle. We ladies like the BIG MAN.

Posted by: ford the IINO. Independent in name only at December 22, 2010 01:24 PM (Ki7fm)

80 PHASE IV. Feminazi? Emmanuel? Rockerfeller? There will be another Obama... they will just look different. I am thinking woman.

Posted by: ford the IINO. Independent in name only at December 22, 2010 01:26 PM (Ki7fm)

81

@ 47 I love Michael

 

You forgot the arugula....

Posted by: evensickerofobama at December 22, 2010 01:28 PM (Pwq1z)

Posted by: asics shoes at December 23, 2010 10:04 PM (Uw8og)

83 We mainly provide garbage bag making machine, disposable glove machines, non woven bag making machine, blowing film machines, flexo printing machines etc.

Posted by: garbage bag making machine at December 24, 2010 10:39 PM (m2dVw)

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