May 02, 2010
— DrewM Looks like NY got very lucky last night.
"It appeared that [the bomb] was in the process of detonating and malfunctioned," said police spokesman Paul Browne.A street vendor alerted a policeman on mounted patrol—Wayne Rhatigan, 47 years old, a 19-year-veteran of the force. In an interview, Mr. Rhatigan said he smelled gunpowder coming from the vehicle and went toward it, thinking it could explode at any second. He grabbed two other officers to help move people away from the smoking Pathfinder as he called for backup at 6:34 p.m.
Police blocked the area from West 43rd to 47th streets along Broadway and Seventh Avenue with metal railings. Parts of West 48th Street were also closed. Most of the streets were reopened Sunday morning after police removed the Pathfinder.
Police later said the Pathfinder was spotted on security video at 6:28 p.m. The video wasn't clear enough to identify the driver and no videos have been found showing the suspect in the attack, police said.
Interesting note about the location of the attempted attack.
The dark green Nissan Pathfinder with tinted windows was parked near the junction of 45th Street and Broadway.The location is also adjacent to the Viacom building, fuelling speculation that it might be linked to the company's controversial South Park cartoon which recently depicted Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit.
Could be a conincidence. Or not.
Since no one was hurt (this time), an amusing observation from TV's Andy Levy.
Watching a mayor give an emergency press conference while still in black tie from a party makes me feel like I'm living in a Batman movie.
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Police say they have found an explosive device near the course of the Pittsburgh Marathon, forcing them to detour the final part of the race.
Posted by: Morty Feldman at May 02, 2010 09:47 AM (VuLos)
fify
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 02, 2010 09:52 AM (554T5)
That's DemSM-speak for "confirmed that the suspects looked middle eastern"
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 09:52 AM (sYxEE)
Watching a mayor give an emergency press conference while still in black tie from a party makes me feel like I'm living in a Batman movie.
Which reminds me, a Batman comic book thread would make an excellent Morning/Noon/ and Afternoon thread, right before Overnight Bicycle Chain.
Thanks!
I bid you adieu.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 02, 2010 09:53 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Nighthawk at May 02, 2010 09:54 AM (HjHCI)
Posted by: David Frum and Andi Sullivan at May 02, 2010 09:55 AM (554T5)
Posted by: KLL at May 02, 2010 09:55 AM (/5Axw)
hahaha, this kinda shit puts the kibosh on those assholes railing against racial profiling, eh?
Remember after 9/11, for a brief moment, perhaps 2 weeks or so, the whole country came to its senses and said to hell with the racial profiling boogeyman?
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 09:55 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 02, 2010 09:56 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 02, 2010 09:57 AM (or6Aq)
If this is linked to Comedy Central, and I suspect that it is, I can't wait to see how Funnyman Johnny Stewart reponds.
C'mon, Funnyman! Put on that clown nose and go out there and rake teh jihadis over the coals! You can do it! You da Funnyman!
Something tells me Funnyman will fold like a cheap suit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 02, 2010 09:59 AM (P33XN)
Bloomberg will hold a press conference announcing a web site to go to for information and a ban on grated cheese
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 09:59 AM (sYxEE)
Thank the Lord for the brave and vigilant NYPD and others.
New York City dodged a bullet.
I blame those Amish terrorists.
Posted by: experience smeperience at May 02, 2010 10:00 AM (8mpdw)
Bloomberg will hold a press conference announcing a web site to go to for information and a ban on grated cheese
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Rudy Giuliani at May 02, 2010 10:01 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 02, 2010 10:01 AM (or6Aq)
That prick would make some family an excellent nanny.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 02, 2010 10:02 AM (554T5)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 02, 2010 01:53 PM (t72+4)
Chuck, I hate you for making cycling anathema to enjoyable conversations. May your seat post be made of carbon and break-off inside you when you don't see the speed bump and hit it too hard.
Posted by: Editor at May 02, 2010 10:02 AM (YX6i/)
What kills me is the morons (no. the other type of morons) who then line up behind barricades to get a better view.
Number 1: Who the hell wants the closest possible view of an explosive device?
Number 2: Haven't we all learned by now that the bastards who set these things off like nothing better than to hit those who assemble at the site with a second device?
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 10:03 AM (uyljC)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 02, 2010 10:03 AM (or6Aq)
A few weeks after 9/11 things returned to normal. By normal, I mean all the race pimps and muslim apologists started to rear their ugly heads again.
For instance, the race pimps complained about a certain (candid, unposed, spontaneous) photo of three white firefighters propping up the USA flag on a pile of WTC rubble. Remember that? They wanted another photo taken with at least one black person in it.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:03 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 02, 2010 10:03 AM (7VvJB)
May your seat post be made of carbon and break-off inside you when you don't see the speed bump and hit it too hard.
Posted by: Editor at May 02, 2010 02:02 PM (YX6i/)
Hell, who uses a seat?
Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 02, 2010 10:04 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 02, 2010 10:04 AM (554T5)
Posted by: Easy Bake at May 02, 2010 10:05 AM (p+Ba1)
http://tinyurl.com/2apnewm
Posted by: Bensdad00 at May 02, 2010 10:05 AM (zpAfQ)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 02, 2010 02:04 PM (t72+4)
Uh, that's why I said seat post. Not seat.
Posted by: Editor at May 02, 2010 10:05 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 02, 2010 01:53 PM
Here's what I say;
"No suspects have been identified yet, but from all accounts the device was an amateurish pile of junk."
See, TEABAGGRZ! I am the first to call it, I know because it was in Batman Vol 21, issue 7
Posted by: Charles Hussein Johnson at May 02, 2010 10:06 AM (sYxEE)
What kills me is the morons (no. the other type of morons) who then line up behind barricades to get a better view.
There's nothing to see here. Move along.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:06 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 02, 2010 10:07 AM (or6Aq)
I read some crazy things re: the oil leak last night. One was conjecture that they hit a pocket of oil with crazy pressure, and it blew all the valves apart, and that we won't be able to close the leak. The other was that the NorKors shot a torpedo at the rig.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2010 10:07 AM (B5cM9)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 02, 2010 10:07 AM (554T5)
Good Eats will stay on because nobody follows Alton Brown's stupid, anal directions anyway.
Posted by: Easy Bake at May 02, 2010 02:05 PM (p+Ba1)
Don't let the terrorists win!
Posted by: Giada De Laurentiis at May 02, 2010 10:08 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 02, 2010 10:08 AM (or6Aq)
.338 Lapua?
Sounds like it, the article on WZ says '8.59mm' which is a .338.
Cuz those euro-commie journalists have to be precise, you see.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 02, 2010 10:09 AM (qEmr3)
You'd never see a Chevy Blazer being used, I think it's time to point out that Nissans are terror vehicles
Posted by: Ed Whitaker, Government Motors at May 02, 2010 10:10 AM (sYxEE)
Sounds like it, the article on WZ says '8.59mm' which is a .338.
Cuz those euro-commie journalists have to be precise, you see.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 02, 2010 02:09 PM (qEmr3)
Don't let the metric terrorists win!!!
Posted by: Imperial Units at May 02, 2010 10:11 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Truman North at May 02, 2010 10:12 AM (FjC5u)
One replica of the photo even generated controversy. In December 2001, the New York Fire Department unveiled a study of a memorial statue based on the picture, but with the firefighers as black, Latino and white. The three original men are all Caucasian.
Many of the complaints about the statue came from New York firefighters themselves. They criticized their department for being politically correct and "rewriting history," as the father of fireman Thomas Casoria, a WTC victim, said.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:12 AM (BAyrt)
Nissan Pathfinder?
You'd never see a Chevy Blazer being used, I think it's time to point out that Nissans are terror vehicles
Posted by: Ed Whitaker, Government Motors at May 02, 2010 02:10 PM (sYxEE)
Damn straight. Pay no attention to us whatsoever.
Posted by: White Peugots and Renaults at May 02, 2010 10:12 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Ed Whitaker, Government Motors at May 02, 2010 02:10 PM
(sYxEE)
Heh.
(uh, nobody point out that you always see Taliban stuffed in the back of one of your pick-ups, please.)
Posted by: Toyota at May 02, 2010 10:12 AM (YX6i/)
Titan in 1994.
It is based on a very large case that is proprietary to Lazzeroni. This
case is rimless bottleneck type with a 30 degree shoulder angle. The
rim diameter is .577", the case length is 2.8", and the overall
cartridge length is 3.75".Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 02, 2010 10:13 AM (554T5)
Clearly it was either Al Qaeda or Republicans.
More than likely, it was Sarah Palin who did this.
--Our ridiculous, unprofessional, intellectually dishonest, hack media
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 10:13 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Truman North at May 02, 2010 02:12 PM (FjC5u)
We just thought it was implied. No?
Posted by: MSM at May 02, 2010 10:13 AM (YX6i/)
OT, and DAMN! but other devastation occurring elsewhere.
The weather fella on Fox just showed a graph demonstarting the flooding associated with the rains today in Tennessee(?).
The river rose 40' (yes, FEET!) in just 2-3 hours!
I've never heard of such a thing.
I blame Bush.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 10:13 AM (uyljC)
You'd never see a Chevy Blazer being used, I think it's time to point out that Nissans are terror vehicles
Posted by: Ed Whitaker, Government Motors at May 02, 2010 02:10 PM
That's because the terrorists couldn't find a tow truck to get a Blazer there
Posted by: Nissan Motors at May 02, 2010 10:14 AM (sYxEE)
How long before they blame nativist teabaggers? Posted by: Truman North at May 02, 2010 02:12 PM (FjC5u)
Give me a minute, I'm writing the article right now as we speak.
Posted by: Frank Rich at May 02, 2010 10:14 AM (t72+4)
" translated into a smiley. Sorry 'bout dat. Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 02, 2010 10:16 AM (554T5)
One replica of the photo even generated controversy. In December 2001, the New York Fire Department unveiled a study of a memorial statue based on the picture, but with the firefighers as black, Latino and white. The three original men are all Caucasian.
Look at the names of the FDNY men who died
Almost all Irish and Italian names
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 10:17 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: eman at May 02, 2010 10:17 AM (p+Ba1)
55...
If they'd used a Jeep they could have skipped the sidewalk and driven up the side of the building directly into Viacom's offices.
And towed the Nissan behind them.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 10:17 AM (uyljC)
How do they know it wasn't retards who were angry at South Park for mocking them in last week's episode?
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:17 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: thankstostarchambermaid at May 02, 2010 10:18 AM (Y3U+7)
Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 02, 2010 10:18 AM (or6Aq)
How long before they blame nativist teabaggers? Posted by: Truman North at May 02, 2010 02:12 PM (FjC5u)
I'm on it, just give me a minute to scan my comic book cover
Posted by: Charles Comic Bookstore Johnson at May 02, 2010 10:19 AM (sYxEE)
After Bush spilled all that oil in the gulf, how did he get to NY, and then seed the clouds over Tennessee?
We must know!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel & Charlie Sheen at May 02, 2010 10:19 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 02:17 PM (BAyrt)
I think that's the prevailing theory, right now, among the rational theorists.
Posted by: Editor at May 02, 2010 10:20 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 02, 2010 10:20 AM (or6Aq)
If they would have used a Chevy Corvair instead, they wouldnt have needed to pack it with improvised explosives at all.
Posted by: Ralph Nader, Unsafe At Any Speed at May 02, 2010 10:21 AM (t72+4)
speaking of corrupting 9/11 with political correctness...
whatever happened with that 9/11 muslim memorial in the field of Shanksville, PA? And that other muslim terrorist memorial in Arizona?
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:21 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at May 02, 2010 10:22 AM (sYxEE)
Or Gingers....
Anybody know where Carrot Top was last night?
Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 02, 2010 02:20 PM (or6Aq)
Oh, good point. Seems odd Blazer is commenting in this thread without ever using his own handle. Could be he's trying to get them off his scent.
Posted by: Editor at May 02, 2010 10:23 AM (YX6i/)
Hey Bill Maher, you and all the other assholes who want to coddle and appease the muslim terrorists, and don't want to profile the bad guys are lucky no one got killed because the blood would've been on your hands.
See? I can play this game, too.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:24 AM (BAyrt)
How to fail a breathalyzer test:
http://tinyurl.com/2cugwjh
Posted by: Tami at May 02, 2010 01:54 PM (VuLos)
so you're saying you can pass a breathalyzer?
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 02, 2010 10:24 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: Monty at May 02, 2010 10:24 AM (O3eFQ)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 02, 2010 10:25 AM (sYxEE)
No doubt this is the work of far-right wing fascists who attended Ag schools who are jealous of my prestigious Ivy League degree.
Posted by: Keith "Animal Husbandry' Olbermann at May 02, 2010 10:25 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2010 10:25 AM (9Cooa)
NYPD said the vehicle was stolen, and stolen plates were slapped on it
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 10:27 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Monty at May 02, 2010 10:28 AM (O3eFQ)
video of Tennessee flooding.
Literally swept over them while sitting in traffic on the interstate...
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 10:28 AM (uyljC)
Posted by: Charles Hussein Johnson at May 02, 2010 10:29 AM (sYxEE)
Oh, good point. Seems odd Blazer
is commenting in this thread without ever using his own handle. Could
be he's trying to get them off his scent.
Posted by: Editor at May 02, 2010 02:23 PM (YX6i/)
I try to make it a point as much as possible to never ever, ever cross the Mason-Dixon line, so I can assure you it wasnt me.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 10:29 AM (t72+4)
You know I do think the gingers are a possibility too, I mean South Park was pretty harsh about them as well. And not just in the "200" episode, they've been after those poor gingers for a long time.
(sarc. obv.)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2010 10:30 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Monty at May 02, 2010 02:28 PM
That's why Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh have to be banned from the airwaves
Where was Pamela Geller last night? I think she should be arrested and beaten with a bicycle chain until she tells us which of her fellow jews planned this
Posted by: Charles Hussein Johnson at May 02, 2010 10:31 AM (sYxEE)
Besides, we all know that yesterday was BlazerÂ’s 17th wedding anniversary and he was busy last night. Very busy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2010 10:31 AM (RZ8pf)
I try to make it a point as much as possible to never ever, ever cross the Mason-Dixon line, so I can assure you it wasnt me.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 02:29 PM (t72+4)
That's exactly what we'd expect you to say.
Posted by: FBI at May 02, 2010 10:32 AM (YX6i/)
You know I do think the gingers are a possibility too, I mean South Park was pretty harsh about them as well. And not just in the "200" episode, they've been after those poor gingers for a long time.
(sarc. obv.)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2010 02:30 PM (RZ8pf)
I'm pretty sure it was either Barbra Streisand or Tom Cruise. The list of possible suspects who are pissed at South Park is endless.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 10:32 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Monty at May 02, 2010 10:33 AM (O3eFQ)
Thanks. I broke out CoD MW2 last night and played it again. Not as good as its predecessor, IMO.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 02, 2010 10:33 AM (554T5)
video of Tennessee flooding.
Literally swept over them while sitting in traffic on the interstate...
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 02:28 PMSee, it's not so funny when a bunch of nazis in Tennessee die from global warming, is it.
Posted by: Dr Charles Johnson, Scientologist at May 02, 2010 10:33 AM (sYxEE)
Besides, we all know that yesterday was BlazerÂ’s 17th wedding anniversary and he was busy last night. Very busy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2010 02:31 PM (RZ8pf)
I'll just put it to you this way, I was up until almost 5 a.m. and I didnt log one single comment on the ONT.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 10:34 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 02:27 PM (sYxEE)
That's strong evidence of a whole group working on this, unless the MFM is going to push the idea that a lone guy was running around the city, stealing an SUV form one place, stealing a plate from another place, storing them, building the bomb, driving it all to Times Square ...
False accusations of spitting are trumped up as fact for weeks (as if spitting is even violent - that was a whole new one on me) even against direct video evidence, but clear indications that this was a professional car bomb (dismissing the "amateurish" idiocy, as that is what "improvised" in IED tends to designate, outside of Iranian manufactured ones) placed by a working terrorist cell are not even seriously broached, yet.
And, I would not call this a failed attempt. It was a dud as a bomb, but it was effective as a terrorist attack, as the public has gotten the message. It seems that the only ones who haven't gotten the message (as if we didn't know that they are just lying scumbags, anyway) are the idiots in government who love to tell us how the work of terrorist cells are nothing but individuals going nuts for a bit. If ti were up to me, I'd have the heads of Homeland Insecurity, the FBI and the other federal agencies who have intentionally lied about all these attacks (successful and duds) up on charges - and I would be dragging the MFM in, too.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 02, 2010 10:35 AM (Qp4DT)
thank goodness for street vendors and police officers.
No shit. I'm going up there soon to see my bro and hopefully do a mets/yankees game day. Going to avoid Times Square like the plague, though.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 02, 2010 10:35 AM (qEmr3)
Posted by: Monty at May 02, 2010 10:35 AM (O3eFQ)
Don't forget creationists. Oooops...same thing. My bad.
Posted by: Charles MacJohnson at May 02, 2010 10:36 AM (554T5)
I was up
Key words here, I think.
And yes, South Park has certainly done their best to piss off just about everybody in their time on television. It is one of the endearing things about the show.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2010 10:37 AM (RZ8pf)
Just like watching the detectives
Don't get cute
It's just like watching the detectives
I get so angry when the teardrops start
But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart
Watching the detectives
It's just like watching the detectives
Watching the detectives
Watching the detectives
Posted by: Elvis at May 02, 2010 10:38 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 02, 2010 10:38 AM (sYxEE)
At what point does a bunch of bad stuff happening at the same time stop being coincidence?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 02, 2010 10:39 AM (RZ8pf)
Anyone see Marco on FOX, this morning? How did he do?
And for fug's sakes, why does ABCSnooze put that racist race pimp, al Sharpton, on television?
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:39 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: kansas at May 02, 2010 10:39 AM (2kVkH)
It's just like watching the detectives
Watching the detectives
Watching the detectives
Posted by: Elvis at May 02, 2010 02:38 PM
I like that show, and Elyse Luray is hawt in a tomboy kind of way
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 10:40 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Yahoo Exec at May 02, 2010 10:41 AM (IqfKc)
A witness at the scene said the perp was spotted with his lips on the exhaust pipe trying to blow up the car, so I wouldnt rule out the possibility that the suspect was Polish.
(Too soon ?)
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 10:41 AM (t72+4)
What I love about Parker and Stone is that this will piss them off even more. My guess is that it will be their concern for others who don't share their particular need for poking the bear that will get them to back off.
That and, well, Sumner Redstone.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 10:41 AM (uyljC)
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 02:39 PM
Do you want a bunch of grossly overweight welfare queens blocking the door to your workplace?
Posted by: ABC News at May 02, 2010 10:42 AM (sYxEE)
LOL, I have an old vinyl LP by the Blue Sky Boys with that song. I have it digitized now and on the computer.
Posted by: Vic at May 02, 2010 10:42 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: davidt at May 02, 2010 10:44 AM (aag4W)
You know who like on PBS?
Dianna Rigg. Yeah, she looked 40 years ago in THE AVENGERS, but I like her more as the old lady. I'd bang the stuffin' out of that ol' broad, even though she sounds like she smokes 4 packs of butts a day.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:44 AM (BAyrt)
Actually, I've been contemplating that myself lately.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 02, 2010 10:45 AM (554T5)
At what point does a bunch of bad stuff happening at the same time stop being coincidence?
wow, all cued up for Kratos and he blew it.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:47 AM (BAyrt)
That's why I'm going to recommend martial law, travel restrictions on all non-muslim legal residents, and cancellation of elections this fall. We have to show the public that our President will do what it takes to protect elite theatergoers
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at May 02, 2010 10:47 AM (sYxEE)
At what point does a bunch of bad stuff happening at the same time stop being coincidence?
When a Republican is in The Whitehouse.
Posted by: The MSM at May 02, 2010 10:47 AM (t72+4)
And there's that little mousy chick on the Travel channel. She's cute and probably a nympho, too. I like when she visits hotels and jumps on the beds to relax.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 10:48 AM (BAyrt)
"Watching a mayor give an emergency press conference while still in black tie..."
Even I could see that Bloomer's tie was red.
Posted by: Gov. David Paterson at May 02, 2010 10:48 AM (thr9V)
The Times loves all mankind, especially the peace loving muslims who drive the cabs that get me from my penthouse to the theater
This was the work of teabaggers who are angry that black people live in NY
Posted by: Frank Bitch at May 02, 2010 10:50 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Allahpunter at May 02, 2010 10:52 AM (sYxEE)
Times Square is named for the New York Times
The Times loves all mankind, especially the peace loving muslims who drive the cabs that get me from my penthouse to the theater
This was the work of teabaggers who are angry that black people live in NY
Posted by: Frank Bitch at May 02, 2010 02:50 PM (sYxEE)
I find it hard to believe that the Taliban would want to blow up the NYT, MSNBC or John Stuart. You'd think they would blow up something more patriotic and against their cause like Al-Jazeera.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 10:54 AM (t72+4)
And someone needs to school Andy Levy: Black Tie by definition includes a black tie, while the Mayor's is red. Formal dress or fancy dress here.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 02, 2010 10:54 AM (a5ljo)
Wow.
Glorida Estefan and Shakira are pissed about the Arizona immigration law. I think it's time to rethink our position. Whatever will we do with Gloria Estefan and Shakira angry at all of us?
(Now, Gloria Estefan will see her name appear on a Google search. She should thank me: that probably hasn't happened in years.)
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 10:54 AM (uyljC)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2010 11:00 AM (qSRHZ)
And crying, he said, "Because the white pieces look like Joe Theisman, and the black pieces are Lawrence Taylor."
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 11:00 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: KilltheHippies at May 02, 2010 11:01 AM (VKfXw)
Gloria Estephan and Roger Mahoney....whatever shall we do?
It's a money and liberation theology, brought up to date, that have Roger getting face time in the papers now. Deflect attention from the pedophiles and bring in the money from millions of Mexicans for the church. In the LA Times, Mahoney even says himself that the church's participation in the illegal immigration stuff is a way to move forward from the sex scandals.
Way to go, you master of cover up, Mahoney, you opportunist.
Posted by: Who Knows at May 02, 2010 11:01 AM (aE/nJ)
speaking about south park.
has anyone noticed the "everyone draw Muhammed day" cartoonist keeps getting more and more pathetic. She is exhibiting the cowardice she was mocking when she came up with the idea, only to backtrack like crazy.
now she is saying everyone should draw al gore. what a sad and pathetic coward this woman is.
Posted by: Ben at May 02, 2010 11:02 AM (DKV43)
hahaha, that story on the sidebar posted by ArthurK is a hoot! The comments are funneh.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 02:59 PM (BAyrt)
I was beating my son in a game of Yahtzee one time and he started crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said " The white dice with the tiny black dots on them remind me of a large crowd of white people getting ready to lynch a few black people in Selma.
Needless to say, I never played that racist game again.
Posted by: Some libtard at May 02, 2010 11:03 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Ben at May 02, 2010 11:04 AM (DKV43)
The other day while driving with my son, he started crying. I asked why he was so sad. My son blubbered, tears falling onto his Birkenstocks, "Daddy, why is the road black? It reminds me of how we white people have always been trampling over the black people."
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 11:06 AM (BAyrt)
158...
I dunno.
I'm thinking we cut her some slack. It was a daring thing to say in the first place but a whole different thing once the threats start rolling in. When you suddenly have to worry about starting your car or leaving your house, well, anyone might get develop a streak of cowardice.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:08 AM (uyljC)
The other day my son was getting ready to board his school bus and he started crying. I asked what was wrong and he said " riding on this yellow bus reminds me of how we ruthlessly exploited the Chinamen to build our railroads in the 1800's".
I will drive him to school in my Smart Car from now on
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 11:10 AM (t72+4)
A couple of years of there was a parody written by "Che Che" about his daughter crying about politics.
We're at a point where we can't parodize the Left anymore because they're so abusrd...they're beyond absurdity.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 11:14 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: W. Ayers at May 02, 2010 11:14 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: GarandFan at May 02, 2010 11:15 AM (6mwMs)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2010 11:17 AM (qSRHZ)
The other day, my daughter was playing with her infant baby doll and she started crying. I asked her what was wrong and she said " Caring for this baby reminds me of conservatives trying to take away my right to choose and wanting to burden me with a child".
We threw the doll in a dumpster together.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 11:17 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 02, 2010 11:19 AM (OkT2m)
167...
You missed an opportunity with the Red Vines story.
Surely you could have worked in the word "noose" into that tale somewhere.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:19 AM (uyljC)
Just this morning I kept running into this guy with blonde hair and blue eyes. He was everywhere. [spittle dripping from lip, at this point] I said to myself, "jeez look at this guy, I feel like I'm surrounded by the Aryan race."
He was everywhere! My bathroom, in car's rear view mirror...
Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 02, 2010 11:19 AM (BAyrt)
No "3PM" press conf. from NY yet, and now Obama is scheduled to speak at 3:30 from New Orleans. Posted by: Lincolntf
So 10 days later after an oil spill becomes a major catastrophe the ONE blesses us with a flyover? BFD
Posted by: kansas at May 02, 2010 11:20 AM (2kVkH)
Hussein and the democrats are a national security threat. No democrat should ever have any power above that of congressional cafeteria manager.
Posted by: The Great Satan™ at May 02, 2010 11:21 AM (HtLiD)
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:21 AM (uyljC)
what are you talking about?
Obama's Cairo speech changed everything. The terrorists love us, now.
Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 02, 2010 11:22 AM (BAyrt)
The doctors say that he should pull through with the IV fluids.
I blame the absence of universal healthcare for his present illness
Posted by: Lefty McDippy at May 02, 2010 11:22 AM (sYxEE)
Thats the same reason I threw away all of my Ken Dolls that my mother saved for me from when I was a child. The remind me of the fascist master race and the tea-party's.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 02, 2010 11:23 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2010 11:23 AM (qSRHZ)
So glad we could tear him away from the golf course. Or is that what he's going to speak about?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 02, 2010 11:23 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 02, 2010 11:23 AM (Gjd1c)
Whatever happend to the "Batman goes out to defend Gotham from terrorists kicking much ass along the way." comic?
Frank Miller, looking at you...
Posted by: theworldisnotenough at May 02, 2010 11:24 AM (JpqtI)
3pm conference about the terrorist attack? Pshaaw!
Obama is about to speak. What could be more important than that?
Seriously, did that fucker just bump a press conference about a terrorist attack?
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:25 AM (uyljC)
We threw the doll in a dumpster together.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 03:17 PM
I'll be back, and I'll give your spoiled brat something to cry about.
Some advice; take the elevator
Posted by: Talking Tina at May 02, 2010 11:26 AM (sYxEE)
We let the cat go in the woods together. Hopefully he'll find some nice coyote friends to take care of him.
Posted by: Vegan at May 02, 2010 11:26 AM (YX6i/)
Obama is scheduled to speak at 3:30 from New Orleans.
Gorman: Hicks, meet me at the south lock. We're coming in.
Hudson: He's comin' in. I feel safer already.
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 02, 2010 11:27 AM (Gjd1c)
The other day when the UPS guy delivered my latest issue of High Times magazine, my daughter, Moonbeam Feelgood burst out in tears. I asked her what was wrong and she said " Daddy, that white guy driving that big brown truck reminds me of Arizona's new racist immigration laws.
I will use the U.S. Mail from now on.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 11:28 AM (t72+4)
Seriously, did that fucker just bump a press conference about a terrorist attack?
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 03:25 PM (uyljC)
Yes. Did you expect anything different? Dude is not going to let national security measures trump his photo op.
Posted by: Editor at May 02, 2010 11:28 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:29 AM (uyljC)
Hope no one is eating at the moment. From abcnews.com :
Napolitano would be a good Supreme Court Justice, Salazar Says
Posted by: David C at May 02, 2010 11:29 AM (ihhMS)
Napolitano would be a good Supreme Court Justice, Salazar Says
Stupid is a qualification this time around?
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 02, 2010 11:31 AM (Gjd1c)
I took the kids to a movie yesterday. My youngest started to cry. She said, "These Milk Duds remind me of Charles Barkley's face, and he's black, and his ancestors were slaves."
We threw out the Milk Duds, went home, and wrote a letter to Hershey's Chocolate demanding they stop producing insensitive candy.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 11:31 AM (BAyrt)
Listening to the NY press conference, I think we might have blown this all out of proportion.
I think it's likely that someone was simply preparing early for their July 4th celebration.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:31 AM (uyljC)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at May 02, 2010 11:31 AM (sYxEE)
Hope no one is eating at the moment. From abcnews.com :
Napolitano would be a good Supreme Court Justice, Salazar Says
Posted by: David C at May 02, 2010 03:29 PM (ihhMS)
Do they even make robes that big.or will they end up having to spray paint a boat tarp black ?
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 11:32 AM (t72+4)
Napolitano would be a good Supreme Court Justice, Salazar Says
Stupid is a qualification this time around?
She has a va-jay-jay and a pulse. That seems to be the main qualification to replace Ginsberg.
Radish for SCOTUS!
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 02, 2010 11:32 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: sybilll at May 02, 2010 11:32 AM (bp3pO)
Posted by: dogfish at May 02, 2010 11:33 AM (9dIfg)
Obama after boarding Air Force One this morning: "I thought you said Golf of In Mexico".
Posted by: sybilll at May 02, 2010 03:32 PM (bp3pO)
FIFY
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 11:34 AM (t72+4)
Do they even make robes that big.
Bruno is a tiny little lump of hateful ugly, just eats like a bull dyke.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 02, 2010 11:34 AM (qEmr3)
Posted by: papuan police chief at May 02, 2010 11:34 AM (ocax6)
Napolitano would be a good Supreme Court Justice, Salazar Says
Rod Marinelli would make a great NFL coach, Salazar saysPosted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 11:35 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at May 02, 2010 11:37 AM (Wjv9m)
the material has "the look" of fertilizer but they are trying to confirm.
This was no little firecracker event. The dude intended to take down all of Times Square from the sound of it.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:38 AM (uyljC)
Napolitano would be a good Supreme Court Justice, Salazar Says
Jesse James and Tiger Woods would be great husbands, Salazar saysPosted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 11:38 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: My Next New Car at May 02, 2010 11:39 AM (B5cM9)
Terrorism doesn't exist, according to most democrats and the Michael Moore left.
And if it does exist, it was planned by Cheney, Bush and the Jews. or some nefarious combination.
There's a press conference going on right now. I'm listening for some lefty journalist to ask "So, did you see any angry tea partiers leaving the scene?"
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 11:40 AM (0fzsA)
So anyway, I stopped using UPS to ship my packages and started using Fed-Ex. When the delivery guy arrived to deliver my package my son Che' burst out into tears. I asked him what was wrong and he said " Daddy, Fed-Ex reminds me of Fed-Ex Field and how they support the Washington Redskins who continue to exploit and demean the Indians to this day.
I will no longer use that racist intolerant company.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 11:40 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:41 AM (uyljC)
Posted by: sig at May 02, 2010 11:42 AM (2i+Vz)
During a class, at the time we'd gather in a group around a big table to discuss the material, one girl looked at the big wooden conference table, rubbed it in sorta a petting fashion, and sadly said, "Every time I see a big table like this I think of all the trees it took to make it."
This chick wasn't a kid; she was at least 30 years old.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 11:42 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: My Next New Car at May 02, 2010 11:45 AM (B5cM9)
Posted by: Lefty McDippy at May 02, 2010 11:45 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Unhinged Lefty at May 02, 2010 11:47 AM (Ek/Oc)
RealClearPolitics, via Drudge: "Local NYC Channel Reports: Failed Bomb At Times Square Was A "Diversion" For Massive Explosion"
Posted by: My Next New Car at May 02, 2010 03:45 PM (B5cM9)
If it turns out the racist tea-baggers were behind this there will be a massive explosion..........in my pants.
Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 02, 2010 11:47 AM (t72+4)
We threw out the Nestlé White, jury-rigged a car bomb to destroy the site of our racist experience, went home, and wrote a letter to Nestlé's Chocolate demanding they stop producing insensitive candy.
Posted by: leftie o'shitter at May 02, 2010 11:49 AM (ocax6)
Posted by: Jack Meehoph at May 02, 2010 11:49 AM (ALucN)
Posted by: Pat at May 02, 2010 11:50 AM (R0lVr)
A group of protesters demonstrating at a May Day rally for workerÂ’s and immigrant rights downtown broke off into a riot vandalizing about a dozen businesses around 10:30 p.m. Saturday, police said.
Windows were left shattered and graffiti including anarchy signs were tagged onto buildings. The Rittenhouse Building, Urban Outfitters, Jamba Juice and Velvet Underground all had windows broken, according to Capt. Steve Clark.
Santa Cruz police asked for help from all agencies in the county to break up the riot of about 200 people. At one point, protesters lit a fire on the porch of Caffe Pergolesi and blocked access to firefighters, officers said. Police were able to clear out the demonstrators before more damage was caused.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 02, 2010 11:50 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:51 AM (uyljC)
Someone needs to get the Governor some Sunglasses.
I nearly had a stroke trying to figure out what he was looking at during that press conference...
also - Who was the woman behind the Mayor?
She looked like a nearly mature Reno/ Napolitano in vitro experiment. Someone misplaced/mislabeeled a petri dish, methinks.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2010 11:52 AM (dezjw)
So anyway, I stopped using UPS to ship my packages and started using Fed-Ex. When the delivery guy arrived to deliver my package my son Che' burst out into tears. I asked him what was wrong and he said " Daddy, Fed-Ex reminds me of Fed-Ex Field and how they support the Washington Redskins who continue to exploit and demean the Indians to this day.
I will no longer use that racist intolerant company.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 03:40 PM (t72+4)
I feel a new meme disturbance in the force.
Posted by: El Diablo en San Diego at May 02, 2010 11:53 AM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Jack Meehoph at May 02, 2010 11:53 AM (ALucN)
The other day while flicking on a light switch, my son burst out into tears. I asked him what was wrong and he said " Daddy, electricity reminds me of the electric chair and how the Rosenbergs were tragically sent to their deaths for sharing our nuclear secrets with the the freedom loving Soviet progressives".
I immediately contacted our power company to shut off my service and went out to stock up on candles.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 11:53 AM (t72+4)
We told her to take a time out. Even caring parents like us have our limits
Posted by: Lefty McDippy at May 02, 2010 11:53 AM (sYxEE)
Excuse me.
Why in the hell are they waiting for normal business hours to resume before contacting the business owners in the area to to request to view their videotapes?
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:54 AM (uyljC)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2010 11:55 AM (B5cM9)
Me and the kid were building a tree house and he started to cry. He said, "Daddy, this reminds me of the hut George Obama lives in in Africa because the white money men raided his country of all its precious resources."
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 11:56 AM (BAyrt)
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 11:57 AM (uyljC)
Please make the corrections in your update
Posted by: MSM editors at May 02, 2010 11:57 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: TiredWench at May 02, 2010 11:57 AM (ulSJI)
Posted by: Mr. Conspiracy at May 02, 2010 11:59 AM (7VvJB)
Recently while visiting the Grand Canyon my son burst out into tears at the sight of it. I asked him what was wrong and he said " Daddy, the great distance between both sides of the canyon reminds me of the great divide that exists between the wealthy and the poor in this country".
We immediately packed up and left that filthy capitalist place.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 12:01 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: leftie o'shitter at May 02, 2010 12:02 PM (ocax6)
Rhetorical, right?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 02, 2010 12:04 PM (OkT2m)
Can you imagine the outrage and fear if THIS had been caused by a TEA Party??
Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2010 04:01 PM (B5cM9)
Which is why you wont hear a peep out of the MSM about it. Let a conservative forget to feed the parking meter at a Tea-Party event and it will be front page news everywhere.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 12:04 PM (t72+4)
Can you imagine the outrage and fear if THIS had been caused by a TEA Party??
Not hearing a peep about this locally or nationally.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 02, 2010 12:04 PM (qEmr3)
I would like to submit my entry into the Everyone Draw Muhammad Day event. Here goes:
Try not to be offended.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:05 PM (uyljC)
Posted by: curious at May 02, 2010 12:05 PM (p302b)
. . .
Haynes admitted to participating in the rally after receiving a flyer at a local anarchist café.
Wonder how fast "local anarchist café" would call 911 if someone set fire to THEIR front porch.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 02, 2010 12:06 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2010 04:01 PM
This genius was pinched;
One person, 24-year-old Jimi Haynes, a transient from Fresno County, was arrested for felony vandalism for damaging a window. Haynes is also wanted on a parole violation, Clark said
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 12:06 PM (sYxEE)
What about people's camera phones?
Posted by: curious at May 02, 2010 12:07 PM (p302b)
My son started crying and called me a homophobe. So I smacked the shit out of my son and sent him to his room. Last I saw him, he was having a tea party with his American Girl Dolls.
Posted by: Tom Hanks at May 02, 2010 12:07 PM (FRHGr)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2010 04:01 PM
Don't have to imagine much, teabaggr
Posted by: Charles Comic Bookstore Johnson at May 02, 2010 12:08 PM (sYxEE)
260...
The FBI are on their way to a home in PA where the folks think they might have captured the fella on video.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:08 PM (uyljC)
The law of averages will eventually catch up to us.
Posted by: davidt at May 02, 2010 12:10 PM (aag4W)
Yesterday evening while enjoying the view at our place on Cape Cod, my son burst out into tears. I asked him what was wrong and he said " Daddy, this pristine view reminds me that they will soon spoil it with power generating windmills. Windmills remind me of the Dutch and their slave ships that transported millions of slaves to this country.
I am now looking for property in The Hamptons.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 12:11 PM (t72+4)
If this does turn out to be some some extreme right-wing anti-May Day protester I will personally vounteer to kick the living shit out of the person(s) who did it.
That's just what the nation needs right now...a bombing and a blow-up all at once.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:12 PM (uyljC)
Ho in the hell did I miss that story?!
It was presented as a non-terrorism story and barely mentioned in the press.
Guy from Pace University found in the tunnel under the East River at 5:30 am, wearing knee-high boots, a reflective vest, and a hard hat, and carrying cyanide (one source said pellets, another said liquid) and flares. He claimed he was trying to kill himself with the cyanide in a place where his body wouldn't be found. Was interviewed by transit police and homeland security, who told the NYT that they believed his story.
Of course, they didn't seem to have any explanation for his, let's call it unique, suicide plan. I think he was going to use the flares to stop a train, climb on board pretending to be a transit worker, and gas everybody.
Posted by: TiredWench at May 02, 2010 12:16 PM (ulSJI)
So I took them out for burgers.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 02, 2010 12:16 PM (FRHGr)
Here we go.
For the record, I'm in Ohio.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 02, 2010 12:18 PM (FRHGr)
the day i found that story I posted it on three threads...i even tried the "aw isn't this so very sad" angle..only got one bite...
I guess now, when you put it together with last night's activities maybe it is connected somehow?
Posted by: curious at May 02, 2010 12:18 PM (p302b)
267...
So he wore the reflective vest and the safety gear so that he wouldn't be injured in the process of killing himself in the privacy of an underground tunnel.
Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:19 PM (uyljC)
Can you imagine the outrage and fear if THIS had been caused by a TEA Party??
Not hearing a peep about this locally or nationally.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 02, 2010 04:04 PM (qEmr3)
Because the narrative lies are still being formulated. It is a weekend, you know.
So far, the finalists are:
1. X didn't do that, it was anti-government types similar to the tea partiers.
2. But Wall Street's destroyed more in one day than all of the riots America ever had...
3. Ignore the entire story and say nothing
Posted by: El Diablo en San Diego at May 02, 2010 12:19 PM (F09Uo)
B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.
Posted by: Barbarian at May 02, 2010 03:46 PM (EL+OC)
Just as that racist, imbecilic police chief kept telling us about the Beltway sniper.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 02, 2010 12:20 PM (Qp4DT)
Here we go.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 04:16 PM (0fzsA)
He took off his dark shirt and put it in a bag revealing a RED SHIRT. Know who else wears red shirts? Teabaggers that's who.
Posted by: robtr at May 02, 2010 12:20 PM (fwSHf)
Here we go.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 04:16 PM (0fzsA)
Um, it's NY, right? I thought that type of behavior was the norm for white guys in NY.
Posted by: Editor at May 02, 2010 12:23 PM (YX6i/)
I have no link. The "man in his 40's acting strange in an alley near-by" came out of the press conference that I just watched it on Fox News.
They [the authorities] did say that they were looking into it and that it could be something/ it could be nothing. The man apparently changed his shirt while looking around "nefariously". He then placed the dark colored shirt he was wearing into a bag, and was then seen wearing a red shirt.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 12:24 PM (0fzsA)
Have you guys been reading about the oil well blow-out? It seems it could be a pretty bad deal. A commenter here said this: If those pipes blow, and if it's true they blew the first time due to a mix of natural gas and oil (and heat), then it's likely they will, and thus it is entirely possible the whole Atlantic and part of the Pacific will end up covered THICK in oil.
Has TexasJew commented on this story?
Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2010 12:25 PM (B5cM9)
My daughter and I were hiking in Yellowstone Park when we witnessed a small herd of Buffalo crossing a Creek. She began to wail and sob at the sight.
I didn't need to ask her why as I myself was wracked with sorrow at the scene before us. How could one not feel their Pain?
The suffering and plight of the majestic Tatanka, renamed and corralled in such a small setting by the Zionists, so like their Palestinian Brothers! Threatened with Violence and Death on a Daily Basis. Not only from within the boudaries of their Indifferently Imposed Borders. No, if they so much as wander across those Imperial Borders they will be gunned down in cold blood.
No longer free to wander across the Fruited Plains of their Ancestoral Pastures. Prisoners of this Right-Wing Imperalist Society. Land of the Free and Home of the Brave - Indeed!
I had to soak in the Hot Springs at the Resort for several hours before I had the spirit to didle the Oper, again.
Posted by: garrett taking a stab at it at May 02, 2010 12:25 PM (dezjw)
Coincidence?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 02, 2010 12:25 PM (Qp4DT)
Did he twist his mustache and go "BWAHAHAHAHA"? That's just too fucking easy.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 02, 2010 12:26 PM (FRHGr)
White man in his 40's seen acting strangely in an alley near-by.
Here we go.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 04:16 PM (0fzsA)
Um, it's NY, right? I thought that type of behavior was
the norm for white guys in NY.
Posted by: Editor at May 02, 2010 04:23 PM (YX6i/)
I was gonna say, its NYC, the city is full of white guys acting strangely in alleys. The guy could have been getting ready to receive a bj from a prostitute when a large contingent of NYC's finest descended upon the scene.
Any word on where Elliot Spitzer was?
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 12:26 PM (t72+4)
Funny how The Man is moving a lot faster in this investigation with an alleged white man than they did with Hassan's terrorist attack at Ft Hood.
Posted by: Shmoo at May 02, 2010 12:27 PM (BAyrt)
Posted by: sybilll at May 02, 2010 12:27 PM (bp3pO)
My daughter and I were hiking in Yellowstone Park when we witnessed a small herd of Buffalo crossing a Creek. She began to wail and sob at the sight.
I didn't need to ask her why as I myself was wracked with sorrow at the scene before us. How could one not feel their Pain?
The suffering and plight of the majestic Tatanka, renamed and corralled in such a small setting by the Zionists, so like their Palestinian Brothers! Threatened with Violence and Death on a Daily Basis. Not only from within the boudaries of their Indifferently Imposed Borders. No, if they so much as wander across those Imperial Borders they will be gunned down in cold blood.
No longer free to wander across the Fruited Plains of their Ancestoral Pastures. Prisoners of this Right-Wing Imperalist Society. Land of the Free and Home of the Brave - Indeed!
I had to soak in the Hot Springs at the Resort for several hours before I had the spirit to didle the Oper, again.
Posted by: garrett taking a stab at it at May 02, 2010 04:25 PM (dezjw)
My kids reacted the same way.
So I took them out for burgers.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 02, 2010 12:27 PM (FRHGr)
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 04:24 PM (0fzsA)
He's just preserving a year of college athletic eligibility.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 02, 2010 12:27 PM (Qp4DT)
283...
It's already highly likely that the Atlantic coast of Florida will be impacted by the spill.
Currents, you know.
As it is, there's about 2 1/2 to 3 gal of oil flowing through that pipe every second.
Get your fresh oysters while you still can.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:28 PM (uyljC)
Pakistani Taliban Claims Responsibility
Whew, for a while there I thought it was terrorists!
Hey...
Posted by: El Diablo en San Diego at May 02, 2010 12:29 PM (F09Uo)
Sweet Jesus, all my work was in vain.
Posted by: Noah Webster at May 02, 2010 12:30 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 02, 2010 12:31 PM (Qp4DT)
You're a threat to national security.
Now give me your pie, I haven't eaten in an hour.
Posted by: Michelle O at May 02, 2010 12:31 PM (OkT2m)
Wouldn't a normal person...a normal person who is the head of the entire free world, that is...have some lackey standing behind them with an umbrella right now?
Is he trying to prove that he's a real man by standing in the rain?
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:31 PM (uyljC)
I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die. Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck.
Posted by: jerry seinfeld at May 02, 2010 12:32 PM (ocax6)
Ugh. Obama is so un-presidential when he says "as president of the united states...."
We thought you were gonna lower the sea levels and walk on water, dude. You promised. Now you can't even get your act together as president and stop the oil from oozing. I'm not impressed.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 12:33 PM (0fzsA)
You are missing the point. We want big corporations out of santa cruz. This behavior isnt insane at all. I agree, take our city back from the corporate scum.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2010 12:34 PM (B5cM9)
I would like to submit my entry into the Everyone Draw Muhammad Day event. Here goes:
Try not to be offended.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 04:05 PM (uyljC)
Maybe instead of an “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day,” we should have a “Beg a Muslim Not to Kill You Day,” in which non-Muslims swarm mosques and halal markets and anyone walking down the street in a hijab or in the company of a woman wearing a hijab, and we all prostrate ourselves in front of them, wailing and screaming, “Please don’t kill us! Please don’t blow yourself up or chop off our heads!”
It’d be great street theater. But of course, instead of its desired impact – to shame our fellow Muslims into speaking out against their murderous extremist brethren – I fear we’d all be brought up on hate speech charges for insinuating that our Muslim fellow citizens might ever harbor murderous intent.
Posted by: stuiec at May 02, 2010 12:34 PM (W+GYq)
Posted by: Joe BP Biden at May 02, 2010 12:35 PM (w7TI0)
Whispering "Remember, you are but mortal"?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 02, 2010 12:35 PM (OkT2m)
Got you now teabaggrz
Posted by: Inspector Charles Johnson at May 02, 2010 12:35 PM (sYxEE)
Wouldn't a normal person...a normal person who is the head of the entire free world, that is...have some lackey standing behind them with an umbrella right now?
I have 150 Bitches for that.
Posted by: Moamar Quaddafi at May 02, 2010 12:36 PM (dezjw)
304...
I'm sure that the cafe which was torched was owned by Big Oil or the railroads.
They are secretly hoping to corner the market on oolong tea and scones.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:36 PM (uyljC)
You are missing the point. We want big corporations out of santa cruz. This behavior isnt insane at all. I agree, take our city back from the corporate scum.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2010 04:34 PM (B5cM9)
Yeah, I read the news item and thought, "Just another Saturday night in Santa Cruz." My oldest daughter is finishing her undergrad degree at UC Santa Cruz and she's constantly amazed at the moonbats there.
Posted by: stuiec at May 02, 2010 12:36 PM (W+GYq)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 02, 2010 04:35 PM (OkT2m)
For The Precedent, it should be more along the lines of,
"Remember, you are a total retard."
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 02, 2010 12:37 PM (Qp4DT)
Bomb goes off, paranoia sets in and innocent muslim cabdrivers are attacked. Detective work finds out that republican white guy really did it
Tune in next week, ripped from the headlines
Posted by: Inspector Charles Johnson at May 02, 2010 12:38 PM (sYxEE)
Speaking of douchebags, Roman Polanski has finally broken his months long silence and spoken to the press about his possible extradition to the U.S. He said, he hopes and expects to be treated fairly.
Ummm, okay crapweasel, you were treated fairly and found guilty in a court of law of raping a little girl. Now do your f'cking time like everyone else.
Posted by: Blazer at May 02, 2010 12:39 PM (t72+4)
Regarding the dude seen in the alley: I'm just reporting what I heard on the boob-tube/ presser.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 12:40 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2010 12:40 PM (ocax6)
We know. We're not making fun of you, we're making fun of them.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 02, 2010 12:41 PM (OkT2m)
You are missing the point. We want big corporations out of santa cruz. This behavior isnt insane at all. I agree, take our city back from the corporate scum.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2010 04:34 PM
Typed on his computer or i-phone made by corporations, posted on youtube which is owned my mega corporation google, and I'm sure the backpack and athletic garb he was wearing was made by Nike
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2010 12:42 PM (sYxEE)
314...
Now, seriously, if you were the ruler of a nation that was controlled completely by you and your thugs, wouldn't you do the same?
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:43 PM (uyljC)
We're not allowed to type "Qundts" at Ace's, Moamar, but you can get away with "Sqrundts".
Already on top of Killing my Translator. My Apologies.
Would you accept a Slave-Girl for the offence? or wold you prefer a little boy? I believe in honoring tradition.
Posted by: Moamar Quaddafi at May 02, 2010 12:44 PM (dezjw)
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Posted by: Moamar Quadafi at May 02, 2010 12:45 PM (dezjw)
My 5 year-old son saw a Nike commercial with Tiger Woods, and he began to cry. He said that it was just a horrible thing that of all those women, Tiger had racially discriminated against women of color by only cheating on his wife with white women.
So I took him to the titty bar to cheer him up.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 02, 2010 12:45 PM (FRHGr)
Has he blamed Bush yet?
Posted by: sTevo at May 02, 2010 12:46 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: Moamar Quadafi at May 02, 2010 12:46 PM (dezjw)
Posted by: Joe BP Biden at May 02, 2010 12:47 PM (w7TI0)
Even if he's at a public library, there's still some sort of corporation providing the access to the intertubes, using electricity and fiber generated by equipment made by corporations...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 02, 2010 12:47 PM (OkT2m)
Is it just me, or has Lis Weil gotten hotter since she received her doctorate?
Is it teh smart, or the fact that she now has time to do her hair again?
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:48 PM (uyljC)
We know. We're not making fun of you, we're making fun of them.
Just for the record... thanks
The whole this is very odd.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2010 12:48 PM (0fzsA)
Is it just me, or has Lis Weil gotten hotter since she received her doctorate?
Is it teh smart, or the fact that she now has time to do her hair again?
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 04:48 PM (uyljC)
Lis Wiehl, smart? Heh.
She has nice breasts, though.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 02, 2010 12:49 PM (Qp4DT)
It depends on who is cob-logging at Ace's today, Moamar.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2010 12:50 PM (ocax6)
Posted by: Bill Ayers, who was not in Times Sq last night at May 02, 2010 12:51 PM (sYxEE)
I guess, "hot" really isn't it, but I do think she's pretty.
As for the "smart", yeah...I know...a degree in itself is no indication whatsoever of intelligence.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 12:53 PM (uyljC)
So I took them to Wal Mart to look around.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 02, 2010 12:53 PM (FRHGr)
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Posted by: bergerbilder at May 02, 2010 12:56 PM (S1Ttj)
347 Oh, and I'll take "anal bum cover" for a thousand, Alex.
I believe it was my turn to select a category.
I'll go with 'Comic Hero Genetalia' for $800, Alex.
Posted by: Jason Lee on Jeopardy at May 02, 2010 12:57 PM (dezjw)
>>I guess, "hot" really isn't it, but I do think she's pretty.
She's cute.
>>As for the "smart", yeah...I know...a degree in itself is no indication whatsoever of intelligence.
Posted by: jmflynny at May 02, 2010 04:53 PM (uyljC)
Wiehl is pretty dumb. I don't think she ever won a debate in all the times I've seen her on Fox. I got a kick out of her first book, which was called something like "Winning Every Argument" that people used to plug on Fox (with a straight face). Right after, she would go on to lose an argument.
But, I don't dislike Lis. She's not nasty or anything. I've just never seen her offer anything of value in her appearances, other than her breasts. But, that's good enough.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 02, 2010 12:59 PM (Qp4DT)
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Posted by: Natasha & Boris at May 02, 2010 05:07 PM (ITzbJ)
Tasha, dump that pretentious prick Boris in the river, loosen your corset a bit, and stay awhile.We have vodka!
Posted by: Bullwinkle at May 02, 2010 01:16 PM (EL+OC)
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Posted by: Russian Islamic Bombers at May 02, 2010 01:37 PM (lAhSb)
Pez®, anyone?
Posted by: Nicole Brown-Simpson at May 02, 2010 04:47 PM (FRHGr)
I see what you did here.
Posted by: KSM at May 02, 2010 01:41 PM (lAhSb)
The 1.5 mile sniper kills were done with an 8.59 mm, very very similar to .338 Lapua. There is a 'family' of similar .338 rounds: http://tinyurl.com/3xlhdhp
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 02, 2010 01:47 PM (tm15w)
It depends on who is cob-logging at Ace's today, Moamar.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2010 04:50 PM (ocax6) I don't care how old they are...bring 'em over!
Posted by: Jack Nicholson at May 02, 2010 01:48 PM (lAhSb)
Like Koch, he's a dick. But he's OUR dick.
And for whoever asked about the little fireplug tethered to Bloomberg's left shoulder, that's City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, NYC's version of Nancy Pelosi. Do you think it's possible that she's gay?
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 02, 2010 01:50 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 02, 2010 02:17 PM (Gjd1c)
270 White man in his 40's seen acting strangely in an alley near-by.
-----------------------------------------------
Is George Michael in the States?
Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at May 02, 2010 02:21 PM (Wjv9m)
When I saw the Times Square photo, my first thought was SNL.
Then I saw that it was actually Bloomberg and Patterson.
WTF????? Who you going to call??? EGO BUSTERS!!!!!
Posted by: gus at May 02, 2010 02:22 PM (MaqIC)
I don't believe a white guy was responsible for the bombing.
If it was a white guy, the bomb would've worked.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 02, 2010 02:24 PM (P33XN)
What bomb?
Call me cynical, but it almost seems as if someone were trying to make what would seem to be a bomb, but not have much impact. Almost by design.
Propane IN a tank, not very hazardous. Propane gas in sufficeint density to create a big explosion would "gas", not liquid. The same could be said for the gasoline in five gallon containers. Liquid, not so dangerous. Set ablaze, it would be a good fire, but a lousy explosion. Same thing with the so-called fertilizer. My understanding is that it is dangerous when combined with diesel, ala McVeigh's bomb, not just sitting in a vehicle with other combustibles.
Worst.
Bomb.
Ever.
or something that is supposed to resemble a bomb, but not actually be lethal.
Mark my words, there's more to this than the obvious failed bombing.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 02, 2010 02:27 PM (Poe30)
We refuse to participate in the juvenile tomfoolery that we're reading here today.
I'll have you know, mister, that I never engage in tomfoolery. Japery, yes, but never tomfoolery.
GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 02, 2010 02:28 PM (P33XN)
Propane gas in sufficeint density to create a big explosion would "gas", not liquid.
When I debated energy in high school, we went up against a team that attacked our plan by saying that LNG was explosive, and that the big ships and other containers were too much of a hazard; thus, because of this disadvantage ("DA") we should turn to LNG, yada yada yada.
My parnter and I scratched our heads for a minute, and he pointed out to me the LNG cannot explode, that it can't even burn. I knew he was right--technically. It has to become a gas, if even at the tiniest level, and mix with oxygen. I responded that the negative team had not established by proof that LNG can burn, much less explode. We won.
That only worked once.
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 02, 2010 02:42 PM (Gjd1c)
Well the unbiased press is running screaming headlines that it's a white guy and there's NO connection to the Tahleebahn. I'm sure they're already working on the story of the racist teabagger who's behind this just as I'm sure if it turn out to be the Tahleebahn the story will be dropped in seconds.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 02, 2010 02:54 PM (cFzti)
It's not like my cell phone rang when I was on call.
Posted by: MarkD at May 02, 2010 03:09 PM (YhZfg)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 02, 2010 01:57 PM (or6Aq)
Bite your tongue! I just watched View To a Kill, and Walken was genius. It was funnier than SNL over the past 10 years. There is just no better villain these days. Bloomberg looks like Kermit the Frog.
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Posted by: Have Blue at May 02, 2010 09:36 PM (mV+es)
For instance, the race pimps complained about a certain (candid, unposed, spontaneous) photo of three white firefighters propping up the USA flag on a pile of WTC rubble. Remember that? They wanted another photo taken with at least one black person in it.
That was Shithead Sharpton, who whined when a statue of the photo was proposed. He wanted one black, one hispanic, and well, if ya HAVE to, one honkey fireman in the statue.
For once, the black community told him to shut the fuck up.
BUT the slime mold succeeded, in a way. The statue was never made. God forbid that we call attention to the fact that almost every last fucking hero on that day was a white man.
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