1 Baby, you can drive my car. BOOM

2
Shame on the Republicans for not making a scandal out of Pelosi's scandalous travel expenses and her trip to Italy.

3 the most transparent administration in the history of the world......

4 Da, being part of the nomenklatura has its perquisites, eh tovarischi?

5 I knew a guy who was from a family of apparatchiks and professors in the Soviet Union. They were driven in limousines, had a manor on a lake, and never experienced shortages or lines. Sinecures were handed to him. His family had had to flee when the USSR collapsed, though I never heard why. He hated being no longer privileged. He was depressed ever afterwards and had to take Prozac. Under socialism, some animals are more equal than others.

6
Barrak is an OPM addict.
_{(Other Peoples Money)}

7 Suck it, kulaks!

8

Sorry, I'm way too under the influence of the sounds eminating from my iPod this morning.

Everyone knows .38 Special is an enemy of democracy.

 

9

This is becoming so cliche', but had a Republican done this...

The MSM would have wanted them impeached.  The Dem Black caucus would have made it a racial thing about taking food out the the mouths of black babies.  The Dem Latino caucus (is there even one of those?) would have said something about 'you disrepectin la raza, heffe'!  The women dem 501c3's would be complaining about never being afforded the same equal treatment.  And Code Pink would have just been spewing the same old batshit craziness.

But hey, look on the bright side.  Obama obviously transcends all that.

10 From birth, George W. Bush lived a life of privilege, and even though he grew up become a man of high character who considers others before himself, it still doesn't excuse the fact that now it's Barry's turn.  And Barry's gonna get paid!

And a final thought:  Barack is clearly a lesbian.

11

he grew up

Three very key and very powerful words.

12

Is there any way we can hasten the demise of the MFM? Could you imagine the wonderfullness of real honest journalism that could just accurately and objectively report the who, what, where, when and save the why for the editorial page?

Yeah, I know, but a boy can dream, can't he?

13 Maybe there can be a rating for openly gay military members after DADT is repealed, you know, a service sector of our armed services. They can pop out of cakes at Democratic fundraisers like Cirque De Soleil.

14 Is there any way we can hasten the demise of the MFM?

Dear (producer of product),

I'm considering buying (your product).  If I find that you are advertising (your product) on the MFM, I will find another, more expensive version of (your product) made by a company that doesn't advertise on one of those lying-cocksucker channels.

Sincerely,

Person with disposable income.

15 IP = 117.28.85.11

16 How is it legal for political advisers to get drivers and government payroll?  They do not work for the "people", they work for Obama and he should be paying them and providing for their "drivers".

I say more grounds for impeachment.

17 I hope those patriotic young drivers have biggovernment.com on speed dial.

18

We don't want Jarrett and Axelrod distracted from their busy, no, crushing schedules while they are doing the work of the American People.  Limos and drivers for White House aides are really for the children.

19 It's pure Chicago style perks. The head of the CTA (Chicago Transit Authority) has a chauffeured ride. The CTA is broker than California. In Chicago politicians live like mob kingpins. Of course they are just as corrupt.

20 The head of the CTA (Chicago Transit Authority) has a chauffeured ride.

Now there is someone whose ass needs to be on the bus.

21 I went to the Beloit College graduation services last weekend where Axlerod was the commencement speaker (you can read about my impression of that here.  He had all sorts of Secret Service there which was odd.  They even had an agent dressed up as a mock professor (cap / gown) to walk behind Axlerod.  For David Axlerod?  Really?

22 slablog Obama's "party food" that Wagyu beef. It costs 25 dollars per pound. google it and admit it. austinmeat.com Better start checking those facts from Michelle and Rush

23 Daily caller, eh?

You guys didn't learn the first time?

Release the hounds speeding black govt SUV's.

24 Bunch of indictments and suicides flying around good old Chi-Town, as of late. Nobody is being thrown under the bus. Now they are getting thrown in front of a train. Must be making Axe nervous.

25

Obama has to give Jarrett and Axelrod max protection, because they are the ones who are actually running the country.  If anything happened to them, he would be totally fucked because he doesn't have a damn clue what he is doing.  Axelrod tells him what to say and Jarrett is running the government and keeping all the contributors happy.

26 Absolut keine Beziehung zu diesem Beitrag.

Mercedes 770 K

27 Don't worry though Illinois is going to raise taxes on cigarettes another dollar a pack. That ought to solve everything.

28 (I+7Zv) Georgie (for now) - So Obama is only chowing down at 25 dollars a pound on our dime. (And what makes you think this guy would go for the cheapest or feel he should economize. About the only instance I have seen this guy do to "save money" was cancel the F-22.)

29

Jarrett also receives Secret Service protection, something Bush's political advisers did not, except for a few weeks after 9/11.

I'm sure this is proof of the violent nature of tea baggers.

 

Would you believe...proof of the narrative of violent tea baggers?

30

"About the only instance I have seen this guy do to "save money" was cancel the F-22."

You forgot about the sweet $1MM saved by making everyone print duplex!

A million bucks.  That totally balances the budget for Valerie's Sweet Ride.

/sarc

31

"Would you believe...proof of the narrative of violent tea baggers?"

Oh man!  That's great!  I'm absolutely working that in as the forced-snark section of Obama's next campaign stop town-hall.

Some say that I spend too much money.
*look left*

That I'm wasteful.
*look right*

Affluent.
*smirk like the taste of these words displeases you*

But let me be clear, *chin out!*  the money I spend on David Axelrod's security detail and massive, bullet-proof SUV would not be necessary, were it not for the extreme, violent rhetoric of the very people who criticise me!
*smile, wait for applause to finish*

Now I'm not much of one to take their criticism, and neither should you!  You need to get out there, get in peoples' faces.  Put a few bricks through their windshields, and tell them that you aren't gonna stand to listen to their lies and put up with their violent flag-waving anymore!
*exude self-pride*

32  It costs 25 dollars per pound. google it and admit it. austinmeat.com Better start checking those facts from Michelle and Rush

Posted by: Georgie at May 11, 2010 10:40 AM (I+7Zv)

Is it hard for you to breathe with your head so far up your ass?

33 Note to self:  Remind Val and Dave to declare car and driver on income tax returns.

34

Let me be clear:  You have your guns and bibles, and I have my Wagyu and fluffers.  Beeyotches.

35 It sure is nice not having an elitist in the Whitehouse anymore.

36 To the communists currently in power in DC, because our military wear uniforms, it makes them bellhops, nothing more.

37 slablog Obama's "party food" that Wagyu beef. It costs 25 dollars per pound. google it and admit it. austinmeat.com Better start checking those facts from Michelle and Rush

Really, john ryan?  That's what you're going with?

First, as always, you're wrong.  $25-30/lb Wagyu beef is considered the low grade stuff.  The average cost of Wagyu is $100/lb.

Second, go to the supermarket and check the average price of beef.  It's nowhere near $25/lb.  So even if Obama served the cheap stuff (which is doubtful) he's still spending far too much for his party food on our dime.

38

We don't want Jarrett and Axelrod distracted from their busy, no, crushing schedules while they are doing the work of the American People.  Limos and drivers for White House aides are really for the children.

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2010 10:23 AM (LB6/t)

Hey, with the Big O busy with his golf, parties, concerts, and vacations, who do you think is actually doing the work of ruling this country?

39

Let me be clear:  You have your guns and bibles, and I have my Wagyu and fluffers.  Beeyotches.

Posted by: Barry Obama at May 11, 2010 11:47 AM (GwPRU)

And I'll let you pay for both. You may now kiss the pinky ring.

40

You know, I'm not against this at all. Further, I believe those military drivers should be equipped with audio and video recording devices, an adequate short-range firearm, and a text of the little speech that the slave riding in the chariot with victorious Roman luminaries used to whisper into their ears.

Memento mori.

41 Posted by: John ryan at May 11, 2010 10:40 AM (I+7Zv)

Fine, then you feel free to pay my share, asshole.

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