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January 01, 2010

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— Gabriel Malor

Boy, 1-1-10 looks way wrong. But that could also be because that dead stripper in the corner keeps staring at me.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 06:51 AM | Comments (47)
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1 Hangover?

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 06:55 AM (QrA9E)

2 Put a blanket over her. No one will notice. At least not until Monday.

Posted by: GarandFan at January 01, 2010 06:56 AM (ZQBnQ)

3 We need a bowl game thread.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 06:57 AM (PD1tk)

From sidebar story:

Some international law we can use. From the story

Dec. 30 (Bloomberg) -- FranceÂ’s constitutional court rejected a proposed tax on carbon emissions, saying a web of exemptions violated the principal of equality and rendered efforts to cut greenhouse gas emissions ineffective.

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 06:57 AM (QrA9E)

5 Where's Dave's Auburn post? War Damn Eagle!!!

Posted by: Bugler at January 01, 2010 06:57 AM (YCVBL)

What was his name?

Posted by: Yes at January 01, 2010 06:59 AM (wb0ur)

7 Somehow I don't think we'll be hearing form Ace for a while.

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 07:00 AM (AnTyA)

8 You worry me sometimes Gabe.

Posted by: torabora at January 01, 2010 07:01 AM (CgCrn)

9 Why is this chick next to me wearing a burka? {:^O

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2010 07:04 AM (QECjC)

10 Happy New Year, Gabe, and great job by you and all of the co-bloggers in 2009. Thanks for your ongoing efforts.

As for the dead stripper, that's what old abandoned wells are for. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at January 01, 2010 07:07 AM (ZgE80)

11 But that could also be because that dead stripper in the corner keeps staring at me. Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 10:51 AM Remember, you can get her back to realistic body temperature by setting the microwave to 20 percent for 3 minutes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2010 07:09 AM (QECjC)

12 SEC! SEC! SEC!

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 07:10 AM (PD1tk)

13 SEC! SEC! SEC!

We are. State U. Geaux Tigers !!

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at January 01, 2010 07:12 AM (ZgE80)

14 I see North Korea is asking The One to "Do Sex To Me." http://tinyurl.com/ya4n3c5 I'd think long and hard about where I'd put my teabag, Barry...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2010 07:12 AM (QECjC)

I hope we get Obamacare fluffers to chub-up before our bodyscans.

I'm looking for the option to buy the pic like after a rollercoaster.

Posted by: ether at January 01, 2010 07:13 AM (n9G1U)

Ya know...in hindsight, it probably would have been a good idea to have been outside when I fired my shotgun at the stroke of midnight

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 07:16 AM (AnTyA)

17 We need a bowl game thread.

The top bowl game headline is that Tennessee sucks! I'm still shocked that Nebraska managed 33 points in their win, doubling their total for the season.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 07:17 AM (rTGYp)

18 15 I hope we get Obamacare fluffers to chub-up before our bodyscans. I'm looking for the option to buy the pic like after a rollercoaster. Posted by: ether at January 01, 2010 11:13 AM (n9G1U) I think the plan is to charge $100/hour for the chance to man the Hawt Chick Checkout line.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2010 07:17 AM (QECjC)

19 Big East! Big East! Big East!

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 07:17 AM (AnTyA)

20 18 Ya know...in hindsight, it probably would have been a good idea to have been outside when I fired my shotgun at the stroke of midnight Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 11:16 AM (AnTyA) Why do you say that?

Posted by: Dick Cheney at January 01, 2010 07:18 AM (QECjC)

21 18
Ya know...in hindsight, it probably would have been a good idea to have been outside when I fired my shotgun at the stroke of midnight

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 11:16 AM (AnTyA)

You think you've got it bad. I woke up to a note from the Mrs. saying she thought it was best that she takes the kids to her mother's for awhile "until we get this all sorted out." And for some reason the dog's wearing one of my tee-shirts and won't come to breakfast.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at January 01, 2010 07:22 AM (ZgE80)

22 Why is socially acceptable to refer to "dead" hookers or strippers? I mean isn't that a selling feature for cars with large trunks?

Posted by: frank rizzo at January 01, 2010 07:22 AM (dbzbU)

23 I was so excited about the coming new year that I......went to bed at 11:00.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 01, 2010 07:22 AM (9Lm5R)

Good morning morons!

Dead strippers are grrreat for breakfast! eh? Also good to grind up for dogfood & make whisical home decorations out of the bones.

What? I read it on the interwebs...

Posted by: 5Cats at January 01, 2010 07:25 AM (O5yP8)

25 Boy, 1-1-10 looks way wrong. But that could also be because that dead stripper in the corner keeps staring at me.

I'd suggest a making a hole in your basement wall and lime...lots and lots of lime.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy from Hell at January 01, 2010 07:26 AM (6DDE+)

26 I'm sure the acoustics of blasting a shotgun inside is second to none!!

I fired a few 12GA rounds last night too. I happened to be outside though cause that's where the 870 express was located... In the trunk of my car.

(Publicly speaking this post is not related to my dead hooker comment)

Posted by: frank rizzo at January 01, 2010 07:28 AM (dbzbU)

27 SEC RULES MY DROOGIES!!!!

Posted by: NuclearJim at January 01, 2010 07:46 AM (9M9xc)

28 Blink, damn you! Blink!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at January 01, 2010 07:47 AM (kZtGA)

29 Wow, just drove out of Lurkville to say that's the creepiest thing I've ever read on HQs, but now I can't quit giggling about it.

Posted by: am jones at January 01, 2010 08:10 AM (tKd8o)

Uhh.....file that one under "things that they did not teach me in law school" Gabe.

Happy New Year and keep up the good work.

Posted by: Roadking at January 01, 2010 08:16 AM (JpfXc)

Wow, just drove out of Lurkville to say that's the creepiest thing I've ever read on HQs, but now I can't quit giggling about it.

Yeh. That's how it always starts...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2010 08:19 AM (Be4xl)

32 Happy 2010 all. _{Well, let's hope it's a happy one.}

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2010 08:36 AM (sey23)

33 "Posted by Molly
December 31st, 20091:46 pm GMT

I for one am among this crowd. I have a new home being built that I am paying cash for. Thanks to hard work, a few investments, and saving, I am able to have enough $$$ to do this. Once I close on the new home in March, I will be calling the mortgage holder on my existing home and telling them the keys are on the counterÂ…itÂ’s all theirs."

Posted by: curious at January 01, 2010 08:50 AM (p302b)

34 If she still has some warmth to her, bring her over to my place...

Posted by: "Ace" at January 01, 2010 08:59 AM (C39a6)

35 "DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Nearly 17 percent of Iowa community college students default on student loans within three years of graduating."

Posted by: curious at January 01, 2010 09:04 AM (p302b)

36 Chippendales have a lot of meat on 'em, but a little caustic soda and some time, it will all just be a dim and regrettable memory

Posted by: hobgoblin at January 01, 2010 10:49 AM (VXsK1)

Boy, alot of people here are fans of the Securities and Exchange Commission.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2010 11:11 AM (2qU2d)

What was his name?

Studs Mackenzie.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2010 11:12 AM (2qU2d)

39 Too bad you can't add this Aussie AGW moonbat to the dead stripper pile. She got an early start.

Posted by: cbullitt at January 01, 2010 11:55 AM (xbCIK)

40 Posted by: cbullitt at January 01, 2010 03:55 PM (xbCIK)

She calls for the stoning of:
parents with Â‘gifted childrenÂ’ and Â‘climate change skepticsÂ’

Weird, wouldn't "Gifted" kids and their nature/nuture genetic/upbringing (parents) be the ones you'd want to keep? If you wanted to end stupid, you'd try to end stupid, not smart... Or is she admitting that smart people make her uncomfortable enough to want to kill them, and lumps AGW skeptics in with smart people?

I'm apparently confused again... this happens to me far too often it seems when I deal with "true believers" of the AGW sort.

Posted by: Gekkobear at January 01, 2010 01:09 PM (KBg64)

41 Just put a couple of mirror fragments over her eyes. Works for me!

Posted by: Comrade Red Dragon at January 01, 2010 01:43 PM (AsApV)

42 Just wait until 11-11-11 (preferably at 11:11 AM (or PM).

Posted by: dabigkahuna at January 01, 2010 03:11 PM (KV4Q2)

43 I'm watching bbc in europe, the cartoonist that drew the cartoon of mohammed with a bomb in his turban was just attacked, the danish police shot and wounded the guy.

They're repeating the story every 10 minutes, but they won't show the mysterious cartoon they're talking about.

Posted by: joe at January 01, 2010 03:17 PM (lroi/)

44 Dead stripper? You asshole--all I got for Christmas was a dead gutted hobo! You suck, and yeah, I'm jealous...!

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