January 12, 2010

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— Gabriel Malor

Oh, man, overslept my alarm. That hasn't happened since highschool. WTF?

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 06:27 AM | Comments (40)
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1 I guess flying out to NYC and then catching the redeye back just to meet IowaHawk wasn't such a good idea eh?

Posted by: Rocks at January 12, 2010 06:29 AM (Q1lie)

2

That hasn't happened since highschool. WTF?

Gabe, this is 2010. Not 2008.

Posted by: HH at January 12, 2010 06:29 AM (GkYyh)

3 Cross-posting from the ONT:

Crime lord's fake penis falls off in raid

SOUTH African police caught more than they expected in a Cape Town drug raid when a strap-on dildo fell off a suspected crime lord during a search, the Sunday Times reported.

Fat Murphy, feared on the streets of Cape Town's notorious Cape Flats suburb, told a court that he is a hermaphrodite who holds male and female identity documents - one under the name Fadwaan, the other under Hilary.

Police and a tearful Murphy recounted the saga during a bail hearing for Murphy's charges of possession of stolen property, which come on top of earlier charges of kidnapping and intimidation, the paper said.

"I had a vagina that could not be penetrated. But I also had male organs, testes. But I always knew I was really a man and that was what I wanted to be," he told the court, according to the newspaper.

"God created me with both sexual organs. It was God's decision, not mine."

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at January 12, 2010 06:29 AM (IoUF1)

4 Hillary, you promised you would stop this insane hobby of yours.    

Posted by: bill at January 12, 2010 06:40 AM (knNJg)

5 For the daywalkers, a photo from last night: Iowahawk covering his eyes, Ace to his right. Heh. www.tinyurl.com/moronmeetupaceiowahawk Feel free to poke around here: www.tinyurl.com/eastviewphotography Page views make me happy, cuz' I don't blog.

Posted by: Johnny I at January 12, 2010 06:44 AM (2amWM)

6

I'm not going to bother with a link, but Avatar is now catching shit from the p.c. Left over the White Man having to show the blue natives how to get things done. White imperialism must be fought even in a film that attacks the White Man's establishment and capitalism.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2010 06:46 AM (2qU2d)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 12, 2010 06:50 AM (mR7mk)

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but Avatar is now catching shit from the p.c. Left over the White Man having to show the blue natives how to get things done.

Running a Casino is not inherent in any culture.

Posted by: HH at January 12, 2010 06:51 AM (GkYyh)

9 I haven't overslept my alarm since last Thursday.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at January 12, 2010 06:55 AM (YmPwQ)

10 From my friend in Venezuela:

here is a link to how stores opened on monday / tuesday after the devaluation of the currency. these guys are there to protect the consumers from the store adjusting their prices accordingly.

so these stores bought their merchandise at an exchange rate or 2.15 per dollar  but the exchange rate to acquire and replenish their stock is 2.6 per dollar.

over 70 stores have been closed

http://tinyurl.com/ydqd7zo

The photos could be good for training ObamaCorp volunteers.

Posted by: AE at January 12, 2010 06:56 AM (+xtu8)

11 http://tinyurl.com/yf23xa7 Barack Obama Tip-Toes Thru the Tulips...he has to because he's light in his loafers.

Posted by: Granny Jan at January 12, 2010 07:00 AM (T+Dj9)

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Posted by: Luca Brasi at January 12, 2010 10:55 AM (YmPwQ)

Weren't you sleeping with the fishes?

Posted by: HH at January 12, 2010 07:00 AM (GkYyh)

13 Two hours until the Star Trek:Online beta opens.

I may be gone a while, lol

Posted by: Mortis at January 12, 2010 07:04 AM (hA5JK)

14

So AE, all those guys with guns are protecting the consumer? Seems to be almost a  Best Buy, and no-one looks particularly happy at all.

Sheesh...

Posted by: HH at January 12, 2010 07:09 AM (GkYyh)

15 @9 Haha.  I actually watched him and Todd Helton come up through Triple AAA Colorado Springs when I was in high school.  He's a small dude!

Posted by: ATaLien at January 12, 2010 07:11 AM (SkRi5)

16 I haven't overslept my alarm since this morning. 

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2010 07:19 AM (v+QvA)

17 That's the way Chavez likes to portray it, that he is the champion of the people.  He called any store owner that would raise their prices the "bourgeoisie"

Whenever I choose to ignore 1930's and 40's history and say "certainly people can't be so stupid again can they?"  --there are always reports from Venezuela to show how people long for slavery.

Posted by: AE at January 12, 2010 07:20 AM (8/MsB)

18

The real story is this:  A popular, telegenic former Governor who ran on the national ticket one year ago will now be a frequent contributor to the highest-rated cable news network.  And, considering that CNN and MSNBC are bleeding money and viewers, it makes one wonder:  Why didnÂ’t they try to hire the governor?  What fun it would have been to watch Sarah vs. Katie II: This Time, ItÂ’s Personal. Could it be that their blatant political agenda keeps the MSM from making sound business decisions?

That noise youÂ’re hearing outside your windows right now is the sound of liberalsÂ’ heads exploding in rage and frustration.

One other important note, Ms. Palin will most likely be working without a teleprompter.  Imagine that.

Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at January 12, 2010 07:22 AM (OlN4e)

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Posted by: Bruce Lee at January 12, 2010 07:25 AM (c459z)

20 sockpuppett

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2010 07:26 AM (c459z)

21 You know, that crap happens to me all. the. time.  I copy and paste a comment, hit enter to type a response, and it's not let through. It stinks.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2010 07:28 AM (c459z)

22

WASHINGTON , DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.


"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Senator Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

I thought those people were called politicians.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 12, 2010 07:30 AM (JKGfQ)

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Caption contest for the pictures of the Venezuelan 3rd Grocery Brigade?

"From each in accordance with their means.  To each in accordance with their triple coupons!"

"I couldn't help but notice you have 16 items in your basket now.  Just so you know, we have snipers watching the Express Checkout lane."

"We have an illegal 'Limit 3' sign on Aisle 12!  Repeat, we have an illegal 'Limit 3' sign on Aisle 12!  Scissors Team, GO GO GO!"

Posted by: reason at January 12, 2010 07:30 AM (F26eZ)

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This is a spoof, right, harley?  I mean, you're copying this off of, like, The Onion, or something...?

Posted by: reason at January 12, 2010 07:33 AM (F26eZ)

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Ummm, teej. Copy, paste, type your response, Then hit enter.

Could that be your problem?  Another thing I've noticed about people commenting that they can't turn off the italics or such. Type your comment, then either italicise or underline whatever passage you choose. Now post. I only have problems if I use the 'changy typing thingy' above during a post, but not when doing an alteration to the post after I've typed it.

Does this help?

Posted by: HH at January 12, 2010 07:39 AM (GkYyh)

26 Thanks, reason.  He appreciated it:

Hahahhahah I liked the grocery brigade title, we say that the armed forces here are like christmas trees, they are green they stand in the same place and have balls for ornaments.

Posted by: AE at January 12, 2010 07:48 AM (+xtu8)

27 just found out the 2010 withholding tax table REDUCES my take home pay by a few dollars each week.  And I make less than 250,000 a year!  I do not think this change thing means what they think it means...

Posted by: duncan at January 12, 2010 08:05 AM (gjUaP)

28

Headline Comments thread dies at 29.

Threadie, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at January 12, 2010 08:21 AM (SCcgT)

29

Random Traverse.

 

Here's the rest.... reason

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 12, 2010 08:27 AM (JKGfQ)

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Tables are going up because the low rates under Bush expired at the end of last year.

The rest of the "Bush Tax Cuts For The Rich"1 expire at the end of this year.

1. Copyright Demoncrap Political Machine Inc. All rights reserved.

Posted by: Vic at January 12, 2010 08:33 AM (QrA9E)

31 @27 thanks HH, it might.  I've been copying, pasting and italisizing.  Then hitting enter and turning italics off to put my response on the next line. Then hitting post.  Sometimes it works, too often it doesn't.  Tks again.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2010 09:27 AM (QdUKm)

32

Personal progress report [since my friends and relations scatter at my approach]:

Attended my first county GOP meeting last night to check things out.  Very friendly, relatively organized.  Members are low-key but engaged.  Followed by caucus training which was another reason for attending.  Discovered I'll be in Mexico during the caucus which won't occur again until 2012.  That's okay, however, I'm told because there will be plenty of volunteer and delegate opportunities as the year progresses.  And while the county has names associated with most precincts, more energy and activity is needed.  I haven't heard from a precinct chair in 15 years of residence, as one example.

There is another invitation tonight to attend a county board committee meeting which seat I'll accept if offered. 

THEN there's the National Precinct Alliance who needs state and local representation everywhere.  Get busy, morons.  Time for those not labor-impaired to take matters in hand.

Posted by: iowavette at January 12, 2010 12:19 PM (0JTac)

33

""Leading" Iranian Nuclear Scientist Killed by Motorbike Bomb."

Honest, I was home washing my hair. Really.


Posted by: Ziva David at January 12, 2010 01:16 PM (t11nH)

34 The Google/China thing is a big deal. Shouldn't that be a standalone post?

Suggested headline: Google -- Now with Slightly Less Evil

Posted by: Christoph at January 12, 2010 09:52 PM (0fq7b)

35 The Google story should be the second biggest story after Haiti right now.  That is huge news.  Google pulling out of China would be fantastic.  China must be tamed.  It's going to take everything we've got.

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