1 Aargh, indeed.  Time to go make some money.

2 Urgh.  Argh.

3 But, hey, at least the Jets lost.  So we got that.

4 I don't know why Obama keeps getting away with blaming Bush for his failures. After all, Obama ran on a promise to come in and fix all of those problems. He promised to do it quickly. So the lack of success is his problem and our side needs to say so.

5 Is that, "Aargh" like a groan of desperation, or is it like "Aargh, where's me cutlass ye wench?" Because if we're playing pirate today, I am TOTALLY in. Thanks in advance for the clarification.

6 That Star Wars headline is still pissin' me off. I especially like how Lucas says he had been thinking of doing SW in 3-D long before Avatar came out, riiiight......what a tool. But hey, maybe shoving all the stupid crap you can on screen and putting it in 3-D will actually make the prequels better, couldn't make 'em any worse.

7 I can't believe it.

8

Arrrg!  Count me in ye scurvy dog!

(This is going to go over well in the Monday staff meeting, I can tell...)

9

Well, at least the bookies were right in Vegas for a change.

Big story right now; chemical ali has met his date in hell.

10

I mean, every man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flags and begin slitting throats.

(It's in the scriptures somewhere, I know it...)

11 We need more special elections. Whipping liberal asses on Tuesday really perks up the week.Isn't it about time Obama replaced all the crooks and idiots he appointed last year? Democratic Senators not up for reelection this year would be perfect i think.

12 Ok, somebody please esplain this to me.

I've been comin' to Ace o' Spades for a couple of years now, but I never understood why Gabe puts up a daily post entitled 'Top Headline Comments'.  I don't get it--there is no content.  What's the reason and what is it for? 

Help me Moron-Wan-Kenobis, you're my only hope!

13

14 WE ARE the content.

15

(This is going to go over well in the Monday staff meeting, I can tell...)

I have to make a phone call ASAP..."arrrgh, I be needing me garage door fixed. Can ye scurry dogs handle that?"

Maybe not.

Stupid garage door...

16 Oh geez.... Ok, I think I just figured this out.  It's a place for morons to comment on the 'Top Headlines' over on the right, without clogging up the other threads, right? 

Ok, I get it. 

Damn.  I feel dumber than an Obama supporter.

Sorry.

17 So you can comment on the stuff posted in the sidebar. Keeps people from going off topic in the regular threads. Plus it allows you to get your daily insult of gabe out right away. .

18

Someone had the brilliant idea that there would be one thread to discuss the Top Headlines => all day long, instead of interrupting each and every other post to discuss them.

Like most things 'round here, it devolved and is now sort of an open morning thread. But sometimes a few morons are capable of talking about the headlines or even posting links to other stuff.

 

19

Arrrg, puke churcle and bleech;

Beckle back on Fox now.

20

Drudge reports swarm of jihadi activity at airports. Seems no fly list hits are being made at airports and the limp wristed cowards are just turning the perps away without at least waterboarding them. B+rry/Holder/Pelosi/Reid are going to get us killed.

Will the public option include burial benefits?

21

Damn.  I feel dumber than an Obama supporter.

Now, now, there's no need for name calling. You're not the only one who's been wondering, just the only one brave enough to ask. We're all morons...

22 Damn.  I feel dumber than an Obama supporter.

Unpossible!

Speaking of dumb, Laura Ingraham is about to have David Frumsie on.  I'll be back after getting a barf bag.

23 Yup, Chemical Ali has been dispatched to Hell.  Gotta love the Iraqis, when they decide to have an execution they don't mess around.  Maybe someday California will learn about that.

24 I'm finally rejuvenated from last Tuesdays    VICTORY!  (Barack knows that word)

I'm still rubbing sand in my lefty friends faces.  Check that, shoveling sand in their faces.

LOL  On drudge there is a pic of Obama at an elementary school with is TOTUS!

What a useless man

25 The failed policies of the Boosh administration caused the Jets to lose.

26

$5.4B NY Housing Complex Returned to Creditors

 

This story has been brewing for a while and it looks like it is now coalescing. Could this be the opening round in the commercial real estate quagmire that has been predicted.

 

How about it some of you Morons from the city. Is there something out of the ordinary on this failure or is is symptomatic of all commercial real estate?

27
In other news..

TNT has greenlit 10 episodes of Steven Spielberg's untitled alien-invasion
series  featuring the heavily armored ER doctor, Noah Wyle. Apparently it takes a lot of ammo to kill these space bastards.

TNT is mighty excited about its new Spielberg alien show, judging from the
ten-episode order. Which is a lot, seeing as how most new shows flap in and
out of miniseries and TV-movies before developing an audience. But then
again, it's Steven fuckking Spielberg.

Plus Robert Rodat, of Saving Private Ryan fame, penned the pilot from an
original idea. Which was inspired by Spielberg's previous alien TV venture
Taken. Beside Noah, Terminator Salvation's Moon Bloodgood will star.

The series begins after a massive alien invasion has ravaged the Earth. The
show will focus on a small group of survivors/rebels.

Good God, if it isn't vampires, it's alien invasions. Not even having Spielberg's name attached to this will make it any more interesting ("Taken" was rubbish). You need to throw a lot of money at stuff like this or else it just becomes another stretched out drama about people talking all the time.

28

Oh, but see, having TOTUS there is no big deal, because it wasn't for when he was talking to the kids.

You see, the Q and A with the kids was behind closed doors and TOTUS was for when he was talking with reporters or something.

Hmmm, that doesn't actually make it better. I need new talking points here!!

29 BTW-- While I'm asking dumb questions, what is 'TOTUS'.  I get the last four letters, I think, but I'm stumped on the first T.

Anyone??

30 Teleprompter

31 31 Telepromter Of The United States.  Who's really running the country.

32 Spammer  bastards have gotten into the archive comment folders.

33 3 But, hey, at least the Jets lost.  So we got that.

Posted by: Xoxotl at January 25, 2010 09:14 AM (CbVPH)

 

And we only have to watch Favre cry and whine one more time into retirement.....I hope.

34 Beckle is great fun. We're now called "birthers, baggers, and blowhards." His commentary is sooo biting.

35

All the ads here are about how wrinkly, fat-assed yellow-toothed moms from my part ofthe country can find salvation with the products for sale.

So I need to know.  Are these the same ads you all see . . . or do they just know that I am a wrinkled, fat-assed yellow-toothed mom?

I need to know.  I'm beginning to think my computer is watchin' me.

36 There's a difference between Star Wars and Avatar.  Avatar's CGI is wayyyyyy better.

There, I said it.

Poor CGI would look like absolute shit in 3D, which means Lucas would have to redo all of the CGI.  That might actually help the movies, but it won't help as long as shitty Anakin keeps going on about sand in his crack.

Oh, and good morning, morons.  Happy Monday.

37

Spammer  bastards have gotten into the archive comment folders.

What I do not understand is how the spam-bots can insert those rediculously long spam links when we have a damn hard time even getting tiny url to work.

 

38 Favre's got at least 2 more retirements left in him, I think. Best bet is that he shows up next year mid-season for the Lions. Like NPH, he just goes where God takes him

39
Gabe's momma so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

40 How many James Lileks fans are there among the morons? (I can't be the only one!) Anyway, it seems he bought his daughter a hamster and said hamster is ill. Since the intertubes-fu is strong in him, he researched hamster illnesses and dutifully did his best with treatments. No doubt updates will follow during the week. Why should this matter to morons? The hamster's name is Ace.

41 I found a little something on the now-infamous Queen of Kool-Aid, Ellie Light. Excerpt, followed by a link:

"I am not surprised that an article that tends to discredit a pro-Obama letter-writer has lots of readers. I understand that there are 10 million dittoheads that daily scour the airwaves, print and online press for something nasty to say about the president, so I'm sure your article will get more hits," she wrote in another e-mail later Sunday. "I'm not sure why you would write me that people would probably be interested in what I have to say. My impression is that my letter could contain Chinese food recipes with a Pro-Obama subject line, and the event would be interpreted as fodder for that same highly-motivated, but narrow class of people."

http://tinyurl.com/y8oy65k

42 Mikey,  Teleprompter Of The United States.

43

Arrrh!  I be adding oil to me non-GM car this morning and what do I find stretched out dead upon the crank-case but a dead rat!  I be thinking it an ill omen for heath care.  Where be that scurvy dog seaman Brown, BTW?  He should be swabbing the deck by now.

(The rodent' had been nicely toasted so there was no waste...)

44 I'm beginning to think my computer is watchin' me.


Of course I'm watching you, Jaaaade.

45
Obama believes everything communist and socialist but does not know how to fit these ideologies into words himself that are politically astute. That is why he has teleprompters showing scripts written by experts. Like an actor, all he has to do is deliver them with superb acting. People today are so mesmerized with entertainment, re: acting, that they ascribe kudos to whomever provides the best acting ability regardless if it is fiction or not! Obama should have been an actor! I sometimes think bombing Hollywood out of existence would be a good thing for this country.

46 For example, does LauraW see ads for hump cream when she signs on? Does Ace see ads for blow-up dolls and arm-hair-dipilatories?    I must know.

47 Anyone catch the story on NYPD sayinf they were not consulted before Obama decided to send the AQ trials to Manhatten?

48 To all you motherfuckers bitching about being tired about hearing about Katrina, I sure hope nothing ever bad happens to where you live. Youre tired of it? Try living it bitches. I flew in helicopters over my fucking destroyed city seeing shit most of you cant even dream of...doing food and water drops. Couldnt even get to my house until 2 weeks after the storm. I lost most of my belongings and a large part of my fucking house, so dont tell me about being tired of hearing about it.  I had insurance and pulled myself up and rebuilt here because its my home. Ive been a Saints fan for most of my 40 years on this earth, and if you dont like it, SUCK IT dick bags.

Posted by: helofixer at January 25, 2010 02:38 AM (3p5VR)

 

49 Speaking of Pirates, I just so happened to watch the Pirates of The Caribbean trilogy this weekend and Kiera Knghitly  is   SSSSSMOKIN.  Espectially the scene right before she shackles Sparrow to teh Pearl....


DAYUM

50 Obama won the MVP award for both Championship games yesterday, the man is unstoppable!

51
Lighten up, Francis.

52

So I need to know.  Are these the same ads you all see . . . or do they just know that I am a wrinkled, fat-assed yellow-toothed mom?

I need to know.  I'm beginning to think my computer is watchin' me.

Posted by: Jade Sea at January 25, 2010 09:45 AM (1unj7)

 

You wouldn't think that there were so many people from your zip code were  wrinkled, fat-assed and yellow-toothed, would you?

(And yes, your computer IS watching you...)

53

or do they just know that I am a wrinkled, fat-assed yellow-toothed mom?

Wow, you too?

You know it's going to be a baaaad day week when you try to make a repair call first thing in the morning and can't get a deal tone from the #$% phone.

Oy.

54 I am at sea taking a ship to Singapore and we just stopped at Mauritius in the Indian Ocean today.  I thought they were one of the islands that needed all our money 'cause they were goin' under when the ice caps melt.  It's a f'kn volcanic caldera and people were base jumping off the cliffs.  I hope the polar bears eat them. 

55

Teh Saints are marching in MotherFuckers!!!! And you can't stop us you crybaby bitches!!!!!!!!!!

EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

56 Went to a Beatles music tribute concert in West Michigan on Saturday night, sold out 2500 people.

The leader of the group made some joke about landing a gig as the house band for the upcoming Palin / Brown presidential campaign.

He prefaced the wisecrack by asking “ You’re all familiar with the new senator from Massachusetts, Scott Brown”?

At that point a loud cheer erupted all through the crowd.

The following line “We have yet to be contacted by the Granholm / Stabbenow campaign” was met with derisive snickers.

Â… good show Â… good company Â…

57

It's a rainy day and it's a Monday.

* double sigh *

58 I'm tired of hearing about Katrina.

59  Anyone catch the story on NYPD sayinf they were not consulted before Obama decided to send the AQ trials to Manhatten?

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2010 09:52 AM (vb5IK)

Yes.  The police acted stupidly.

60 47 Its just a shame that George W. Bush so poisoned the political environment that Brett Farve was denied the chance to win the Super Bowl then go out in a blaze of glory.

Posted by: Steve McMahon, Democratic Strategist at January 25, 2010 09:47 AM (V9SYy)

 

LOL yeah. W's dad was at the game sending hate rays down for him so Favre could lose. Was fun watching him get the stuffing knocked out of him all game long. Did they even hit Brees? And I am not a fan of either team, just a Bret hater after watching a grown rich man cry about how hard he has worked and gets no respect. Please. He has not worked a day in his life! Which is a good gig, but keep your snake lipped yap shut about it to the real working world!

61  I'm tired of hearing about Katrina.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2010 09:57 AM (RwPdb)

Why? Because you hate black people?! Fuck Off You Racist MotherFuck!

62 Huh. It's early for the idiots to be out.

63

Posted by: helofixer at January 25, 2010 02:38 AM (3p5VR)

 

Get over yoruself. That cloud burst  was years ago....what have you done for us lately?

64 Speaking of Spielburg, I heard back around 2002 that he was going to do a movie of  Card's Sci Fi book "Ender's Game" and that it would be out in 2008. It's now 2010......anybody heard anything about what happened, if or when anything would be proceeding? What happened to the deal? That was one of my all time favorite books as a kid.

65 Why? Because you hate black people?! Fuck Off You Racist MotherFuck!

Take a stresstab and think things over.

66 Ive been a Saints fan for most of my 40 years on this earth, and if you dont like it, SUCK IT dick bags. Got a moment?

67

Get over yoruself. That cloud burst  was years ago....what have you done for us lately?

Posted by: rightzilla at January 25, 2010 10:00 AM (rVJH4)

What did you do for us then?~!!!11!!!!

C'mon big boy, I'll play your silly fucking game.

68 Posted by: Just a Cynic... at January 25, 2010 10:01 AM (v4UYp)

Read it again.  I bet it won't be a favourite anymore.

69 64 I'm tired of hearing about Katrina.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2010 09:57 AM (RwPdb)

I too am tired of hearing about Katrina.

(and the Saints are nothing to write home about...)

70

dial tone.

Stupid keyboard must be broken too.

71 @53 -

Watch "Domino."  The movie sucks, but there's a nice scene with KK in it.  Very nice scene.

72

sickinmass: If you're going to cut-n-paste from IO9, put a link in, dude.

helofixer: All I did was two Spring Break tours cleaning up Chalmette, so I won't say I *know* where you're coming from, because I can't and don't. But I do understand it.

Once on the bus, I got to listen to an old black racist talk about how race riots were coming and how all the major cities would burn. He mentioned that blacks would destroy NOLA (his words, not mine). All I could think was, "After all the work we put into it, they damn well better not!" Seriously: If that city gets taken down again from inside, I'm staying home.

73
Somebody posted this at MM, looks like the Jornolistas are starting a FUD campaign against us Teabaggers:

2 Major Liberal Newspapers publish articles saying something is wrong with the TEA party on the same day. What are the odds?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yeg8odl
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydsqwr2

74

What did you do for us then?~!!!11!!!!

C'mon big boy, I'll play your silly fucking game.

Posted by: helofixer at January 25, 2010 10:02 AM (MIJ3n)

What did you do for yourself? You live in a third world state and elect idiots who make stupid decisions then I gotta pay for your rag-gidy ass? I don't work for MY money to pay for dummies who live in places where it is inevitable that shit is going to happen. Grow up and take care of your own big boy pants with the small opening for the pencil dick.

75

Posted by: Joanna at January 25, 2010 10:04 AM (7+WuG)

Whoopity Fucking Doo, you did 2 spring breaks down here cleaning, how white of you!

76 helofixer - you go to bed yet, cause no Saints fan should be up this early today.

77

What did you do for us then?~!!!11!!!!

I take back my last comment, helo. I've got a scar on my fucking eyeball from trying to clean up that shithole. Suck it up. We've all got problems.

78 Trolls are up early, I see.

79
Hey helofixer, you will find 'sympathy' between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.  Otherwise stfu.

80 Nope, haven't been to bed yet, been drinkin and smokin shit., all night.

81

I am at sea taking a ship to Singapore and we just stopped at Mauritius in the Indian Ocean today. 

My ship stopped there back in the 70s after they had been swamped by a typhune(?).

That is one shitty place.

Our main job while there. Provide labor for cleanup and water.

 

82 Posted by: Joanna at January 25, 2010 10:08 AM (7+WuG)

I'd suggest the next time they get flooded (and they will), stay home and save yourself the aggravation.

83 Posted by: helofixer at January 25, 2010 10:02 AM


Time to take a powder dude.  And maybe grow a sense of humor.  A can-do spirit would be a refreshing change to see in N'awlins as well.

84 Nope, haven't been to bed yet, been drinkin and smokin shit., all night. You don't say.

85  I'm tired of hearing about Katrina.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2010 09:57 AM (RwPdb)

Why? Because you hate black people?! Fuck Off You Racist MotherFuck!

Uh, if you post  "To all you motherfuckers bitching about being tired about hearing about Katrina", you're bound to get some wiseass posting just that, if only to wind you up.

Though I really am tired of hearing about Katrina.

86
Wow, no....a coordinated campaign by the left-leaning MSM against conservatives. I am shocked, shocked.

Shocking, yes- the LA Slimes article is basically a hit-piece on Palin. 

87 Posted by: helofixer at January 25, 2010 09:56 AM (MIJ3n)

Thanks for keeping Brett Favre out of the Superbowl and keeping that fat turd Peter King from splooging all over for himself for two weeks about how fucking great it was.  Now STFU.

88

I'd suggest the next time they get flooded (and they will), stay home and save yourself the aggravation.

It'll depend on whether they ask for help or demand it. My guess: the latter.

89

Posted by: helofixer at January 25, 2010 10:02 AM (MIJ3n)

ESADMF

There has been enough money poured into that corrupt shithole of a city to buy every square inch of it.

If I had been in charge that is exactly what would have happened. All the money that went there would have been to buy it up at 'flood-sale" prices and make everyone move.

Then I would have dynamited the dikes and all the buildings that were still standing and turned it into what it was originally. A flood plain.

90 Wow.. Whos  'helofixer'?  and who the fuck gets so excited about something as meaningless as football?

It amazes me that all these years after katrina nobody mentions the Governor and Mayors refusal to accept National Guard help Offered FROM BOOOSSHH BEFORE THE STORM HIT

If somebody tells your DUMBASS that a cat 5 hurricane is coming and you live BELOW sea level, maybe, just fucking MAYBE you should evacuate.

oh and Helo

Grow up

91 Ooh, I got the hundredth comment. Coolio.

92

Saw a great bumper sticker this morning in The People's Republic of Illinois, Chicago Sector.  It was done in The Won's signature color of blue on a white background:   

WORST 

President Ever

 

And the O had that obnoxious "O" logo with the red stripes in it.  Tuesday's win in MA has ponds rippling all across the country!

93

Then I would have dynamited the dikes and all the buildings that were still standing and turned it into what it was originally. A flood plain.

Whoever first planted the French flag there had to wait for floodwaters to recede before they could land and make it official. True story.

94 91 Nope, haven't been to bed yet, been drinkin and smokin shit., all night.

Posted by: helofixer at January 25, 2010 10:09 AM (MIJ3n)

It shows.

95 Boots-- I recently saw a bumper sticker that read, "Not our Savior" and every "O" was the stupid Obama logo.

96 If somebody tells your DUMBASS that a cat 5 hurricane is coming and you live BELOW sea level, maybe, just fucking MAYBE you should evacuate. I'm just sitting here, rusting.

97 You'd think "flood plain" would be suggestive of something.
Can't think of what.

98 Katrina. Katrina. Katrina!

99 Well over here in Texas, we really don't give 2 shits about katrina. Since that time, we have had 2 hurricanes hit our shores and the last one did a helluva lot more than katrina, so get over it. We really don't care!!!!

100 That hurricane really messed up our career, man. 

101 The "katrina" whiners in NOLA might want to note that their neighbors in Mississippi got torn up pretty badly by that thing too, but have made repairs and moved on with life.  Might want to try taking a cue from that, you helpless wastes of oxygen.

102 It's the White Man's fault that I'm such an incompetent douchebag.

103

And no, using the word "fuck" does not make your argument better.

Words that actually make an argument better: change, clearly, commonsense, confluence, dialectic, hegemony, indigenous, injustice, Keynesian, Machiavellian, obviously, Orwellian, realistic, studies, and xenophobic.

104 Bat Boy is Source for U.N. Climate Report: www.optoons.blogspot.com

105

War of the Worlds, in the book, a crazy person describes the battle to come, with the terms of victory possible.  The passive victory of humans was a big letdown after that.  I think for the movie, the stand in for that crazy person was Tim Robbins doing his best imitation of a 'conservative'.  Apparently everyone on earth turns into an ass five minutes after aliens arrive.

Best keep Spielberg off of Ender's Game.  Leave it to a director that's decidedly pro-human.

 

106

I've always wondered why some people live below sea level.

107

East St.Louis? Isn't that where they filmed "Escape From New York"?

Hope things have gotten better since.

108 "Best keep Spielberg off of Ender's Game. Leave it to a director that's decidedly pro-human." But don't you want Ender to bond with his daddy?

109 Hope things have gotten better since.


They haven't.  Even we are embarrassed when anybody confuses us with East STL.

110

Problem with Spielberg is he cheats. How many of you saw "Jaws" when it first came out and thought that Richard Dryfess had been killed by the shark? And then he shows up at the end.

Same with "War of the Worlds". In one scene, all the humans, including Tom Cruises son, who have gone up over a hill and get zapped by the Martians. But guess who shows up miraculously at the end of the movie?

I've given up on Spielberg.

111 "6 That Star Wars headline is still pissin' me off. I especially like how Lucas says he had been thinking of doing SW in 3-D long before Avatar came out, riiiight......what a tool. But hey, maybe shoving all the stupid crap you can on screen and putting it in 3-D will actually make the prequels better, couldn't make 'em any worse." When they get around to 3-D remakes of Zapped! or Humanoids from the Deep, call me.

112
Truth be told; Obama was taping a message of thanks to the 6th Graders for winning the "World Communist Suck Up to the Prez Award" which they were forced to make, praising the "Beneficent and Glorified Barrack Hussein Obama" for his "Transformation of America to Marxism" in only one year of his Presidency.

The kids of course were with Danny Glover in the "Peoples Gymnasium" at the time, practicing up for their next command performance in Caracas, Venezuela for Presidenté Hugo Chavez.

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.

113 28

$5.4B NY Housing Complex Returned to Creditors

This story has been brewing for a while and it looks like it is now coalescing. Could this be the opening round in the commercial real estate quagmire that has been predicted.

 How about it some of you Morons from the city. Is there something out of the ordinary on this failure or is is symptomatic of all commercial real estate?

Posted by: Vic at January 25, 2010 09:40 AM (QrA9E)

Not from NYC, but I have been reading about this cluster foxtrot for a while now. basically, someone got all coked up and sold a plan to another bunch of cokeheads and greedheads, whereby a bunch of borderline slums would be bought up and gentrified. The problem was, NYC has a ton of regulations the aforementioned cokeheads and greedheads didn't do due diligence on.

Long story short, they tried to raise rents and go co-op, etc,. and a judge ordered them to roll back their rents, causing a huge money bleed. Faced with bankruptcy, the purchasers pulled a fast one and dumped the properties into the laps of the fools who financed this mess.

And, to answer your question, yes, this isn't a perfect summary of every commercial property problem in America, but it's a good candidate for poster boy.

114 Ahhh, Humaniods From the Deep! You people haven't seen a really strange movie until you've seen THAT one!

115

This Tuesday, voters in the state of Oregon will have their chance to make national news in a test of the strength of the grassroots anti-tax movement in a blue state.

Any Oregon morons have a feel for this?

116

Or it could be Humanoids. (I know, I before O except after N).

It was a long nite at work, what can I say?

117

Any one see this?

Despite President Obama's long history of criticizing the Bush administration for "sweetheart deals" with favored contractors, the Obama administration this month awarded a $25 million federal contract for work in Afghanistan to a company owned by a Democratic campaign contributor without entertaining competitive bids, Fox News has learned.

The contract, awarded on Jan. 4 to Checchi & Company Consulting, Inc., a Washington-based firm owned by economist and Democratic donor Vincent V. Checchi, will pay the firm $24,673,427 to provide "rule of law stabilization services" in war-torn Afghanistan. 

 

 

I thought no-bid contracts were teh evilll or something?

118 what is up with drudge's headline regarding OBL and the pic being upside down? 

119 44 Ok, so now they have a reaction from Ellie Light defending her supposed personal astroturf campaign, did they actually get and address and phone number to verify she is a real person, and not David Plouffe operating out of his new White House digs? 


Oh, and Toby928? my only comment is that if it passes, Vancouver, WA will absorb the population of Portland, leaving only the homeless migrants from Eugene.
Any progressives left will still be stupid and clueless.

120 "130 Ahhh, Humaniods From the Deep! You people haven't seen a really strange movie until you've seen THAT one!" But check out the Roger Corman original from the 80's, with Vic Morrow, not the crappy SciFi Channel (Syfy this, losers) remake.

121 14 WE ARE the content.     That we've been waiting for!  (Heh!) 

122 It amazes me that all these years after katrina nobody mentions the Governor and Mayors refusal to accept National Guard help Offered FROM BOOOSSHH BEFORE THE STORM HIT

Or the billions of federal dollars that was supposed to be used to shore up the dikes that went to floating casinos.

When the Super Bowl mayors do their little bet, Greg Ballard should ask for a school bus, and Ray Nagin should ask for some common fucking sense.

123

It pisses me off the way the US has acted in the Honduran constitutional crisis.  How can we so blatantly disregard the rule of law (it wasn't a coup) and side openly with leftists that have no regard for a nation's constitution.

I think Obama lives in a dream world where he gets elected President for Life (every teleprompters fantasy). Zelaya was paving the way for how it would unfold in 2015.

124

43 How many James Lileks fans are there among the morons? (I can't be the only one!)

Lileks rules!

I recommend browsing through his site.  A whole lotta hilarious stuff there --- and he's a fantasic writer to boot. 

125 OK, this is funny (found at the Volokh Conspiracy): 

The 7th Circuit Court of Appeals has upheld a Wisconsin prisonÂ’s rule forbidding inmates to play Dungeons & Dragons or possess D&D publications and materials