1
Rubio has Crist in a dead heat, time to money-bomb Marco.

2 I still can't get over the picture of BO in the 6th grade classroom...behind two teleprompters.  Does he need those things to order at Arby's?

3
Those kids were just there to reflect TEH AWESOME that radiates from The Won.  Stage props, iow.

4
morning, british slang word for cigarettes

5 Holy crap - pregnant by oral sex?! They're taking the fun out of everything...

6 Does he need those things to order at Arby's? I pin a note to his jacket.

7

In fact the presidential limo came through here yesterday.....I was wondering what those two things flanking him were.

And I completely confused him when I asked him if he wanted fries.........you should have seen the look in his eyes.

8 No way some lady got preggers from Oral.. unless the dude was guzzlin' cum

9 Pregnant by oral sex? Can't wait to see what Sulli makes of that.

10 9 Pregnant by oral sex?

Can't wait to see what Sulli makes of that.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2010 09:29 AM (i/gRH)

 I'm afraid to ask.......

11 Here's a partial taxpayer bill for Copenhoaxen.

Sensennbrenner and Inhofe were to undermine the process and try to keep our economy from being completely, so if their expenses were reasonable they may be justified, but we don't need to be footing the bill for Paul Pelosi--he already gets millions a year in taxpayer funds.

12 Will this site do a liveblog thingy of President Easy Bake's SOTU speech?

13

Sure, the media are like sixth graders

Dude.

14
Remember how I told you how the local radio talkers dedicated their shows to talking about Brown vs Coakley, even the sports talkers?

Well, the local moonbats are pissed off that Americans have exercised their 1st Amendment rights. They blame the "jock talk" for Coakley's loss. According to the local PBS idiots, inlcuding the homely daughter of Andy Rooney, the 'hate radio' talkers trashed Coakley for days and got out the 'white male jock' vote.

15

It worked so well the first time: It's Stimulus 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Jan. 26 (Bloomberg) -- Lawmakers are set to consider a jobs-stimulus package totaling about $80 billion that would provide tax credits to small and medium-sized businesses that hire workers, a Democratic senator said.

The plan, to be presented today to Senate Democrats, would include aid to state governments to prevent layoffs and additional funding for infrastructure projects, said the senator, who asked not be identified. The package also will likely include energy-related provisions such as incentives to weatherize homes, a Senate aide said.

This ought to save or create thousands, 1.5 million, 2 million, 300 gazillion jobs

16
gotta go

^{boner out}

17
got out the 'white male jock' vote

OMG, white males voting!  Leftie trash thinks that outta be illegal.

18 It's YOUR mother that has no daddy!

19 "inlcuding the homely daughter of Andy Rooney" i find the fact that Andy 'eyebrows' Rooney has a daughter to be... disturbing.

20 Gabe has a peg leg.

21 Movement in Indonesia to take down the statue of Barry.

And avoid Minnesota.  Always good advice, but now even gooder.

22 Here's a partial taxpayer bill for Copenhoaxen.



I'm just trying to figure out what the sausage king of Chicago was doing on the National Security Council.

23

JAKARTA — Indonesian authorities said Monday they are considering a petition to tear down a statue of US President Barack Obama as a boy, only a month after the bronze was unveiled in Jakarta.

The statue of "Little Barry" -- as Obama was known when he lived in the capital in the late 1960s -- stands in central Jakarta's Menteng Park, a short walk from the US president's former elementary school.

"Barack Obama has yet to make a significant contribution to the Indonesian nation. We could say Obama only ate and s (expletive) in Menteng. He spent his subsequent days living as an American," the web page says.

"For the dignity of a sovereign nation, Barack Obama's monument in Menteng Park must be removed immediately."

24 Sorry Heather, looks like we enjoyed the same article.

25

RACHEL MADDOW TEA-BAGGED BY NAKED REPUBLICAN!

http://tinyurl.com/y8nf495

LOLfunny

26 Just when you thought your pets were safe from the eco-moonbats . . .

. . . they take bat-shit eco-craziness to a whole new level.

For you lazy morons, here's the source article.

27 JDW-

That dude Maddow is definitely NOT comfortable around other guys.

28 The President's STFU speech?  I was going to give it a listen, but then I remembered I could be spending that time jamming my hand into a running garbage disposal.  Besides, what Obama says and what he does have never really seen eye to eye...

29

12 Will this site do a liveblog thingy of President Easy Bake's SOTU speech?

A) "President Easy Bake" is my new favorite name for him.

2) I honestly don't know if I'll get through the speech without chemical intoxicants. I may have to settle for frozen chocolate cake.

iii) OTOH, it doesn't start 'til nine and that's when I usually go to bed, so I may just skip the whole thing and read about it in the morning.

d) Pregnant by oral sex? Without reading the article, I call bullshit. Stomach != uterus, unless there's a stomach-stapling-gone-horribly-wrong angle somewhere in there. (No offense to people with stapled stomachs.)

30

27WS

I continue to relish how their idiot "tea-bag" insult is so easily turned upon them, especially considering the Great Boston Tea-Bagging the left had all last week.

31 It's not helpful to have RINO's like Crist stealing all the oxygen out of the room. If there is truly party politics then Crist should be excommunicated from the Republican party so Rubio could save his cash for the real campaign. Why doesn't the party leadership throw Crist out? Are they loser pussies or agents of the DemocRATick party?

32 Are they loser pussies or agents of the DemocRATick party?

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2010 09:49 AM (CH5ak)

Yes.

33

"the statue of Little Barry"

heh...That's what I used to call it. He'd sulk for awhile.

34
. . . they take bat-shit eco-craziness to a whole new level.

Meh.

I was driving home from work late Sunday night, and libtard FM radio jock doing a public affairs show basically said that Western civilization brought nothing to the world at all, and we would all be better off if the Europeans had just stayed in Europe and left the world alone.

This coming from a man sitting in a heated (courtesy of western civ) studio, working in radio (thanks Marconi, an ITALIAN), who will drive home in his car (thanks Henry Ford, descendant of a European) to his energy efficient house (built using western building codes)...

I could go on, but you get the idea.

This is the same libtard that said Islam would be friends with us if only we stopped supporting Israel.

FYI, this all happened in about ten assorted minutes, since I can't listen to him without wanting to put my fist through the dash.

35 And I completely confused him when I asked him if he wanted fries.........you should have seen the look in his eyes.

Potato cakes.  I said Po-Tah-Toe Caykes.

And because I'm a giver:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCC1fT6-hqI

No one nekked, but really close.

36 Great, now even the unpaid bloggers are dumping their work off on other people

37 Dang Straights 1 - rubiomoneybomb dot com is set up. We're not watching the speech due to a complete lack of interest and patience for bullshit. I don't think a liveblog would even help, as entertaining as it will be.

38 Fox was just doing a bit on Ellie Light. Brent Bozell said the campaign was definitely "part of the Obama machine", for whatever that's worth. It makes a big difference to me if this was a Gov't employee. If some company was paid with Gov't dollars to do the deed with a WH-approved script, that's just as bad. This is not a campaign, this is not a PR stunt, this is a direct attempt to coerce the population by deception and manipulation. Don't even get me started on the 68 editors who found the letter so compelling.

39

I am actually starting to enjoy the "Teabag" moniker. Especially since I can use it as a verb describing what we do to the democrats and leftists when we win.\

 A mighty Teabagging is coming in November.

40 Is Ellie Lite just a lone (or multiple) retard, or is she a part of the dem machine that's too stupid to realize that using the same name everywhere exposes their astroturf efforts?

41 He's going to do sex to me tomorrow..isn't he.

42 Joe Klein can suck my ass.

43

or is she a part of the dem machine that's too stupid to realize that using the same name everywhere exposes their astroturf efforts?

Guess. Anyone in flyover country is just a rube, from the way they look at it.

As if any of us need another example of their stupidity...

44 Meek is a weak candidate.  The Democrats are really throwing away a race to satisfy a faux promotion from the farm team.

The primary is in August.  Moneybomb now or later?  I say later, but convince me that now is better.

45 I'm just a lil' ol' nurse who travels the country helping others, since there aren't enough people in southern California who need nursing.  Yeah, I sent some letters, but it's just because I care so much--because of my lifetime of caring for others.  I'm just a concerned, simple, regular, concerned person who is concerned and has no bad intent whatsoever, and I'm too stupid to realize the ends never justify the means.  Cuz I'm simple, you know.   

46 @37. I couldn't agree more about having little tolerance for bullshit. I'd argue that every SOTU address is largely just that. This one, however, promises to increase the BS quotient exponentially.

47 oh, and the AGW folks are assholes

48 40 Hard to pin down details. Some web sleuths have traced IP's to various companies with apparent ties to Axelrod, etc., but as far as I know those aren't confirmed or fully vetted. But it seems to me that a scenario I was unwilling to accept just a couple days ago might actually be accurate... The President of the United States (and his top flight political advisers and confidantes) sat in a room and came up with a fake letter excusing their failures and pinning blame on their predecessors and the impatience of the masses. Then they signed the letter with a fake name and addresses and mailed it all over the country (and around the world). I still can't quite accept this version of events, but I'm getting closer.

49 I'm still looking for links between Ellie Light and Axelturf or big government spending.  Anyone seen any?

I think the story is pretty weak right now at least as far as Ms. Light goes.  There are still the other cast of characters such as Mark Spivey, John Stott and Gloria Elle.

50 47: for my own mental health, I will watch fish fornicate with each other: more entertaining, and at least produces something of value

51 Some web sleuths have traced IP's to various companies with apparent ties to Axelrod, etc., but as far as I know those aren't confirmed or fully vetted.

Do you have links to the reports from those sleuths?

52 Key commentary in the WSJ this morning by William McGurn:  http://bit.ly/6pGr1m

The premise is that unlike Obama, Clinton finally understood that "in a center-right nation, a liberal doesn't want to get too far ahead of the voters."

I buy that.  They'd probably be better off to wait until their media wing manages to implant their message in the minds of voters, and their agenda is adopted by the "moderates" of both parties, before hitting the gas on the legislation.

53 I'm sorry, Just have to Dip again.

Teabaggers should invent a new Rick Roll
Instead Ace Jell-O!

54 This is going viral...

What a relief! I've been desperately seeking to find a life since Tupperware died. Thanks to Obama, I've finally found people who will let me into their living rooms again. Maybe this time, instead of taking shots everytime we hear the word "hope" and double-shots at the word "change", we can all get tipsy as we toast "let me be clear" and "it's all Bush's fault" with double-shots when our brave new Socialist Overlord promises to keep "fighting." Maybe we'll all get drunk enough that they'll let me stay for more than an hour! Now, that's hope - that I'll get a life! Sincerely, Ellie Light

55 47 @37.

I couldn't agree more about having little tolerance for bullshit. I'd argue that every SOTU address is largely just that. This one, however, promises to increase the BS quotient exponentially.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 26, 2010 10:10 AM (KpNQz)

True, and that should be a warning to all of us to turn off our bullshit meters before Odumbass begins speaking.  Otherwise he will have them pegged after the first couple of minutes, where they will ultimately explode never to be used again.

56 I am everywhere bitch!
My wisdom has no end. 
Expect me to talk on radio shows across the nation.  I started in Philly.   My voice changes with each show, because, I am everywhere and everyman, womyn.

57 Outlaw 47 - Agreed. And I can hear him say "I" anytime.

58 52 Pretty sure they were from people posting at Patterico. I'm there in another window right now. I'll see if there's anything.

59 I know Clinton had his "boxers or briefs" tenure with Viacom's little MTV voter project, but did that churn out some sort of "progressive" groundswell?  They voted once.  Then they slept.

Rock the Vote is doing it again, but they're biggest competition is cheap beer that is competing with val-u-rite spirits.

My money is on young, progressive, drunk, and not interested in voting, but I'm certain that the SOTU is going to be an all out push to pull in these voters to try and save the Democrats in Congress.

60

What? You guys don't believe this Light person isn't personally cris-crossing the country in her VW van and dropping of letters to the editors in various cities and states? How can you doubt this?

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

 

61 Why, no, that is not a mustache on my face that looks just like David Axlerod's.  It's, um, wholesome chocolate milk.  I don't have an evil bone in my body.

62 I don't know about you guys, but I'm totally diggin' on that lovely woman in the meningitis ad. Oh, you mean comment on the things in the RIGHT sidebar...

63 Don't even get me started on the 68 editors who found the letter so compelling.

Isn't there just one of them that wants to get to the bottom of the matter.

OK, nevermind, it's early, the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet.

64 One funny possibility for Ellie Light: maybe it's Republicans trying to make it look like Dems are obviously astroturfing.

65

Jan. 26 (Bloomberg) -- Verizon Communications Inc., the second-largest U.S. phone company, plans to cut more than 10,000 jobs at its fixed-line unit this year after posting fourth- quarter sales that missed analystsÂ’ estimates.

High unemployment hurt sales to companies and damped growth at VerizonÂ’s FiOS Internet and TV service, said Christopher King, an analyst at Stifel Nicolaus & Co.

“The economy, first and foremost, we really see no signs of improvement there,” said Baltimore-based King, who advises investors to buy the shares and doesn’t own any. “I would have expected to see a little bit more signs of stabilization in the fourth quarter.”

What? No improvement? What about all of the jobs that Barry has saved or created?

66 66: naw, we work and don't have the time for such a vast endeavor

67 Holy Shit, stolen from HA (isn't most stuff over here?)

http://tinyurl.com/y9vhu54

68 We need some sort of SOTU phrase pool.  I'm thinking "middle class" is gonna be the lead phrase.

OK, again - nevermind.  This would require someone to actually watch it and tally his triteness.

69 This is the same libtard that said Islam would be friends with us if only we stopped supporting Israel


There is no pill for stupid.

70 Will Ellie Light be Obama's special guest at the SOTU?

71 Maybe Barry will give a shout out to Ellie for her efforts before getting down to the business of the SOTU.

72 66 One funny possibility for Ellie Light: maybe it's Republicans trying to make it look like Dems are obviously astroturfing.

You mistake us for democrats, we have better things to do with our lives, like comment at AoSHQ, and flush out trolls with STUPID ideas.

Any names come to mind?

73

<i>Pregnant by oral sex? </i>

uh oh.

74 There is no pill for stupid.

Posted by: Ron White at January 26, 2010 10:25 AM (wPZU5)

Cyanide?

75 Not much point watching the speech live.  If people get up and walk out in protest after he slams Bush or John Roberts or Michele Bachmann, it'll be on YouTube.  Ditto if he fakes a stroke instead of resigning.

76 Captain Ed was just on my local morning talk show talking about "Ellie Light" Maybe this thing has some legs.

77

Here's a partial taxpayer bill for Copenhoaxen.

If this isn't the modern day equivalent to "Let them eat cake," then there never has been one.

"Oh, and by the way, f--k poor people."  Mommy Dearest Pelosi.

78 The primary is in August.  Moneybomb now or later?  I say later, but convince me that now is better.

I am in the "moneybomb now" camp, for the same reasons Mall laid out above.  RedState is promoting a Feb. 10 Rubio moneybomb, which just happens to coincide with the anniversary of Crist endorsing the Porkulus. 


http://tinyurl.com/ye75ljr

79
Axelturf Inc., must have rehired Agnostica/Idiot Moron.  Good to see you back.

80

You mistake us for democrats, we have better things to do with our lives, like comment at AoSHQ, and flush out trolls with STUPID ideas.

But there are tons of unemployed Republican jokers out there who haven't found AoSHQ to exercise their sock puppeting needs.

81 All I know is Ace better be live blogging the Obama's second state of the union

82 Not much point watching the speech live

I think I'm going to be busy rearranging my sock drawer or something.

83 Maybe Ellie Light is Legion, for she is many

84 Well, the local moonbats are pissed off that Americans have exercised their 1st Amendment rights. They blame the "jock talk" for Coakley's loss. According to the local PBS idiots, inlcuding the homely daughter of Andy Rooney, the 'hate radio' talkers trashed Coakley for days and got out the 'white male jock' vote. First off, fuck 'em with a pineapple. I'll worry about talk radio when the worry about the slant at the Globe. Second, Emily Rooney is not Andy Rooney's daughter. In fact, her father Phil Rooney may have been Gail Huff's (Mrs Senator Brown) boss' boss at one time. He was long-time news director at WCVB in Boston.

85

Maybe Barry will give a shout out to Ellie for her efforts before getting down to the business of the SOTU.

And then, about 17 WH staffers will look at each other and grin.

 

86

#85  I think I'm going to be busy rearranging my sock drawer watching pron or something.

FIFY, Hatchet.

87 Did the WHO Exaggerate the H1N1 Flu Pandemic's Danger?

Do our balls smell like butterscotch?

88 Well, the local moonbats are pissed off that Americans have exercised their 1st Amendment rights. They blame the "jock talk" for Coakley's loss. According to the local PBS idiots, inlcuding the homely daughter of Andy Rooney, the 'hate radio' talkers trashed Coakley for days and got out the 'white male jock' vote.

They don't want the truth.  THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

89

Posted by: Kemp at January 26, 2010 10:25 AM (qvT/A)

LOL- liberal heads all exploding at the same time.  I can't wait!

90 I am going for a freeze on astrotufing until Alex's check cashes.

91 82
Axelturf Inc., must have rehired Agnostica/Idiot Moron.  Good to see you back.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 26, 2010 10:35 AM (fx8sm)

Dude, please. How dare you smite me for my uncensored brain farts.

92 WTFCI, you still around? Patterico just added a new story about a radio caller "confessing" to be married to Ellie Light. There's also a link to the possible IP/Axelrod stuff. Someone named Adam Segal (?) involved.

93 Meek is a weak candidate.

Very very weak.  He is not a very bright guy at all.  Either Rubio or Crist will eat him for lunch in a statewide election.

What I'm saying is he makes Joe Biden look like a genius...he's that bad.

If elected, I don't believe Meek is capable of completing even a single term in the Senate before being indicted on bribery and corruption charges that would be so egregious even Eric Holder wouldn't be able to ignore..  Meek's ham fisted corruption makes Cold Cash Jefferson look like a smoooooth operator.

Meek is also just a sock puppet for this mother.  She's the one who will really be running the show with him.

94

Did the WHO Exaggerate the H1N1 Flu Pandemic's Danger?

Do our balls smell like butterscotch?

Yeah, I am getting sick of the Chicken Littles. SARS, West Nile Virus, AIDS, Ebola, Avian Flu, Swine Flu, the T-Virus outbreak in Racoon City.

Enough already.

95 Speak for yourself, Kratos.  Remember, I have an actual human adult female in the house for such entertainment. 

96 "Barack Obama has yet to make a significant contribution to the Indonesian American nation. We could say Obama only ate and s (expletive) in Menteng  Washington, D.C.

FIFY

97

85 Not much point watching the speech live

I think I'm going to be busy rearranging my sock drawer or something.

I have to watch just to see what off the cuff ideas the teleprompter will come up with to destroy the country and to keep the competition with Hugo Chavez going to see who can come up with the most inane statements by a leader of a country.  Lastest poll call it a tie.

98 Funny thing about the progressives and the Coakley loss.  Scott Brown turned out as many voters in a single race ballot as the 2006 gubernatorial ballot did.  Progressives used to love turnout.  But if it is the other side turning out the voters than it's "jock talk" and "racism".

99

Speak for yourself, Kratos.  Remember, I have an actual human adult female in the house for such entertainment

the fact that you use the term "human female" leaves me with two questions.

1) Was there ever a "non human" female who took care of your needs?

2) Why isn't this "human female", which i am sure no doubt exists, in charge of your sock drawer?

 

Oh and "adult" human female? Are we going to see you on To Catch a Predator?

100

Yeah, I am getting sick of the Chicken Littles. SARS, West Nile Virus, AIDS, Ebola, Avian Flu, Swine Flu, the T-Virus outbreak in Racoon City.

Enough already.

Somebody needs to write a morality tale about getting all the people worked up about nothing, then when something really bad is about to happen no one listens to the warnings.

101 Meek is also just a sock puppet for this mother.  She's the one who will really be running the show with him.

How are the Meeks avoiding indictments in South Florida?

Those economic development councils are always ripe for corruption.  In Chicago these groups are always inserting themselves as political middlemen to protect the elected officials from directly negotiating special financing with  private banking interests.

102

Yeah, I am getting sick of the Chicken Littles. SARS, West Nile Virus, AIDS, Ebola, Avian Flu, Swine Flu, the T-Virus outbreak in Racoon City.

Enough already.

Somebody needs to write a morality tale about getting all the people worked up about nothing, then when something really bad is about to happen no one listens to the warnings.

 

Yeah, and they need to make it so easy to understand that even a child can get the moral of the story.

103 But if it is the other side turning out the voters than it's "jock talk" and "racism".

You don't understand.  People who don't vote liberal are racist sexist homophobic teabagging anti-semitic supporters of violence against women who oppose any effort to help the downtrodden.  Now, where is my dental dam for the hot date tonight with Andi?

104 Marconi, an ITALIAN

I think that the term you are looking for is Honky-American European.

105
I think that the term you are looking for is Honky-American European.


Might I recommend 'Cracka-ass Cracka', sir?

106 95 I got that wrong. A woman claiming to be "Ellie Light" called a radio show and confessed. A different woman on Facebook claims that Ellie Light is her husband. Conspiracy theory: Maybe a couple people panicked at the same time and had friends "confess" to make it look like a "lone moonbat". So now we'll have a "will the real fake Ellie Light please step forward" situation. This Admin. is like an inept comedy show (when it's not busy being a horror show).

107 1) Was there ever a "non human" female who took care of your needs?

Ben, ask Palin Steel, I think he had a blow up "non human" that satisfied his needs.

108 I got pregnant typing on a co-worker's keybopard

109 Oh and "adult" human female? Are we going to see you on To Catch a Predator?


Umm, NO.  Remember, I was addressing the Moron who is mostly obsessed, alternately, with 90's Skinemax Pron and some game that isn't even out yet for his Xbox. 

110

Yeah, I am getting sick of the Chicken Littles. SARS, West Nile Virus, AIDS, Ebola, Avian Flu, Swine Flu, the T-Virus outbreak in Racoon City.

Enough already.

Don't forget the unsafe levels of lead in our purses.  I could have smacked Gretchen Carlson yesterday for even giving that twit 2 seconds to spout her bullshit.

111 Clearly no one has considered the possibility Ellie Light is really Kaiser Sousex

112 Jooos made me pregnant by electron rays.

113

101 Funny thing about the progressives and the Coakley loss.  Scott Brown turned out as many voters in a single race ballot as the 2006 gubernatorial ballot did.

 

Was Acorn closed for remodeling?

114 How are the Meeks avoiding indictments in South Florida?

So far they've operated only in corruption friendly local districts.  That the FBI has larger fish to fry is the only thing that's keep them out of prison so far.

All that will change with state/national exposure.  Even if Meek and mother wanted to clean up their act for the statewide run, they won't be able to clean up their entourage's act. 

115 @115 - Even electron rays wouldn't touch her cooter.

116

Was Acorn closed for remodeling?

Speaking of which, anyone remember Breitbart saying he had better stuff he was going to release before the November election if Acord didn't back off the lawsuit?

I wonder what it is. Knowing him its probably something good.

117 I, for one, will be watching the SOTU live. I'm hoping to watch history being made if someone shouts, "YOU LIE," or at the very least seeing Bozo lapse into an uncontollable coughing fit. Uber extra fun if his bladder leaks.

118

So now we'll have a "will the real fake Ellie Light please step forward" situation.

Oh shit, now what?

 I'm Spartacus!...

Give me a break.

119

or is she a part of the dem machine that's too stupid to realize that using the same name everywhere exposes their astroturf efforts?

You can fool most of the newspaper editors most of time, it seems.

I loved one of the responses Patterico had from a newspaper. They confirmed that Ellie lived in their area because she gave them a local address and phone number...by email.

I can prove a lot of things by telling you they're true in an email.

120

 I, for one, will be watching the SOTU live. I'm hoping to watch history being made if someone shouts, "YOU LIE," or at the very least seeing Bozo lapse into an uncontollable coughing fit. Uber extra fun if his bladder leaks, BOY!

 

121

115 Jooos made me pregnant by electron rays.

You say that as if you are joking.

http://tinyurl.com/ybmqxw5

Elder of Zion

122

Leaking bladders would be fun, but only with a strategically placed camera behind the podium facing his man - peep spot...of course, if he is wearing BOY pull-ups, we will never know.

123 A shart or two would also be entertaining - especially from Pelosi.

124 The Lib comments on that Ben Smith piece are hilarious. They truly do live in a bizarro world.

125 Nous somes touts Ellie Light maintenant! 

126

Did the WHO Exaggerate the H1N1 Flu Pandemic's Danger?

Completely unrelated: there have been about 5 commercials for flu vaccine on NickJr. this morning. Plus the one for Lysol with a microbiologist talking about H1N1.

127 Will Pelosi be a jack in the box, and if so, who wants to count each how many times she pops skyward?

128 All I know is I am freezing my ass off now!

129 @130 - Hopefully, she'll pop a botox injection so we can watch her face collapse.

130 128 Nous somes touts Ellie Light maintenant!

Hey, this is a FROG FREE blog, get your ass back to Canada!

Is that you Christoph?

131 130 Will Pelosi be a jack in the box, and if so, who wants to count each how many times she pops skyward?

Posted by: Agnostica at January 26, 2010 11:06 AM (gbCNS)

The reason she pops skyward so often is that she has a chronic case of "ass itch"...

132

130 Will Pelosi be a jack in the box, and if so, who wants to count each how many times she pops skyward?

I'm gonna swig on a beer every time she blinks...talk to you Volks next week!!

133 This Admin. is like an inept comedy show (when it's not busy being a horror show).


So the Obama Administration is Killer Klowns from Outer Space. No arguments there.

134

82  Axelturf Inc., must have rehired Agnostica/Idiot Moron.  Good to see you back.

We are all Axelrod!

To Agnostica's lead-lined thought balloon: I doubt very much that conservatives use an astroturfing operation. Where Republicans 'turf, it's inevitably something bipartisan and, therefore, something the Democrats like too. I am thinking here of Campaign Finance Reform and various Bush proposals (c.f. Armstrong Williams). "Ellie Light" simply isn't something a conservative would think up, and besides the slime trail is leading back to Axelrod.

That doesn't mean Agnostica for her part is 'turfing either. She just came up with an idea, which happened to be wrong. (It further happened to be obviously wrong, but I'll put that down to insufficiently strong coffee.)

So, let's all take deep breaths, and tell our respective shrinks that this latest batch of anti-psychotic meds aren't working.

135 Je ne suis pas Ellie Light, parce que je ne suis pas Canadian.

136

For "inevitably" (you keep using that word...) I meant "invariably".

Need more coffee.

137 Thanks, Zimriel. I really should give my brain farts deeper thought before I expose my stupid. 

138 "Yeah, I am getting sick of the Chicken Littles. SARS, West Nile Virus, AIDS, Ebola, Avian Flu, Swine Flu, the T-Virus outbreak in Racoon City." Interesting how the 'precautionary principle' gets applied to Swine Flu and Global Warming, potential problems, but not to actual problems like Muslims on planes and Iranians with centrifuges.

139 Je ne suis pas canadien, parce que je ne suis pas un petit chat français

140 rubiomoneybomb dot com is set up.

Made my pledge. Can't wait to drop the bomb!

141 If Axelrod is back in the game, can we get the headline bloggers to send him a note requesting a better quality of troll - quote the awards Ace has received and the traffic volume?

142 Maybe Ellie Light is...Kal Penn (Kumar/Kutner) !

^{/Dude, it's early.}

143

 @78 So where was this feisty candidate and why didn't he run for President? At last, someone who will stand up and fight. Oh. Wait. When McCain was running he still had his day job as a Senator. Now his day job is being threatened.

Well, duh. McAmnesty has never had any compunction about attacking conservatives.

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142 Je ne suis pas canadien, parce que je ne suis pas un petit chat français

See, I went and exposed my high-school French. I have no hubris.

145

Here's a big surprise, national "women's groups" are complaining about a Focus on the Family pro-life add due to air during the super bowl with Tim Tebow reading the script.  The story I read said that his mom was "counciled by her Dr." to get an abortion because of an illness she had.

Almost makes me want to watch the game at my neighbors just so I can watch their heads explode.  Animals have more value than humans don't you know. 

Of course, the Tebow haters here will pop-off in 5-4-3... 

146 Tim Tebow is overrated.

147 147  The Translator programs are your friend. 

148 @149 - as a quarterback or a human being?

149 The pregnancy by oral sex story is bullshit. 

Our digestive tracts are designed to digest stuff.  There's nothing magical about sperm cells that would make them indigestible.  And, as we all have heard, even a woman's (normal) reproductive tract can be inhospitable to sperm survival, motility, and effectiveness.  But somehow we are to believe that a magic sperm passed through the digestive tract into the reproductive tract?  And, on top of that, this magical fertilization occurred during her menstruation when the lining of the uterus is shed? 

Sorry, didn't happen. 

They did not provide details on what they meant by "no vagina," so I'm guessing, based on the location of this incident, that they had a simple visual exam, but no CAT scans or the like.  What structures of the female reproductive tract were missing/present?  Where did the internal structures of the reproductive tract stop? 

Doesn't it seem most likely that there was in fact a small, rudimentary entrance into the cervix that they were unable to visualize with the naked eye?

150 I am going to watch the SOU for the following reasons:

1. I want to catch memorable phrases from any fake letters Obama quotes,  so that I can google them to see if they are reproduced en masse in letters to the editor columns across the nation.

2. I am hoping he decides to thrown in his own stuff, departing from the teleprompter.  I especially love when he tries to explain math or science.

3.  I am hoping he does over the top stuff,  like criticizing the Supreme Court or ordering Congress around like lackeys.

4.  Always hoping for an irate citizen who slipped in to the balcony.

I will be participating in at least one live thread on this.   Hopefully you guys will have one here,  too.

151 Charlie Crist es un pequeño hombre deshilvanado que tiene gusto de fornicate con los cerdos masculinos.

152

Jan. 26 (Bloomberg) -- Confidence among U.S. consumers rose in January to the highest level since September 2008 as the labor market improved and Americans became more upbeat about their immediate future.

What?

“It’s a slight improvement, and given where consumer confidence has been the last four, five months, a slight improvement is a nice takeaway,” said Mark Vitner, a senior economist at Wells Fargo Securities LLC in Charlotte, North Carolina. “It appears labor market conditions are not getting any worse, and that’s a plus.”

Ahhh...so not getting any worse is now called improving. Well done MiniTrue

153 His QB'er still sucks, his human rating just shot way up. Can he run for Congress?

154 I am stoked for the "presentation".. what with Crystal Grannie and her doll's eyes, and Biden and his teeth implants, they look more like the toy store I came from. Obama thinks he is going to make us fall in love with him again. He is bringing his misty talk and special pixie dust, and all will be great, because we have him! My skittle supply is low, I better put a note under my pillow for the tooth fairy. Mr. Potato Head better not get too horny before the speech...finding the rest of his "junk" takes too mcuh time.

155 Kamerad Obama spricht viel und bietet keine Kraft hinter seinen Wörtern, ausgenommen in Richtung zu die Konservativen an.  Er ist zu schwach, entweder fremde Feinde oder seine eigene Partei herauszufordern.

156 Hatchet Five, en fuego!

157 @151 - Neither, I actually like the guy.  Just wanted to insert teh funneh.

158 Hey, cut that shit out.  You pesty migrants need to go home or over to KOS, we don't have time for your shit.  We're morons,  don't you know?

159

Er ist zu schwach,

Racist!

160 I can write and speak Pig Latin fluently.

161 78 Dave,

It wouldn't break my heart to see McCain loose his seat. I think it would be good for Arizona.

162

I'm going to come here to find out how the SOTU goes -- during the actual speech I'm going to busy myself with something meaningful; the barn needs stripping out (those domesticated grazing animals...) and the kennels need a wash down too.  That sounds like the perfect thing to do while easy bake makes his speech, and unlike the speech I can don protective clothing.

As for the enviro-nitwits -- I think some of the comments about them being as dangerous as the terrorists is spot on; so I guess green legislation is just as important as the war on terror because if the greenies get their way completely they very well could cause just as much death and destruction (if not more) than the Muslims.  Perhaps that needs to be thrown in their faces more, I don't know.

163 Always hoping for an irate citizen who slipped in to the balcony.

Has Code Pinko completely turned against Barry yet?

164

As for the enviro-nitwits -- I think some of the comments about them being as dangerous as the terrorists is spot on; -

Hence the term 'watermelon'.  Green on the outside, red (communist) on the inside.

165

"Does he need those things to order at Arby's?"

Let me be clear...while I am for the inclusion of curly-fries in my combo, I am, and always have been, against the status-quo within your organization that assumes I want Arby's Sauce in my Roastburger.  Putting Arby's Sauce in my sandwich is not change, it is merely more of the same.

Furthermore, I am a strong proponent of the idea that, when you spread the Horsey Sauce around, everyone benefits.

166

Holy crap - pregnant by oral sex?!

They must be doing it wrong.

167 http://tinyurl.com/ydb8aly

Obama's signature features the symbol for the empty set prominently.

Freud, call your office.

168 Wow -- elk migration in CO: youtube dot com/watch?v=4SxxOTkfKPk

169 After a "peer reviewed"paper claimed that the Ozone hole caused much of the global warming, we now get ...

Now there is mounting evidence that the ozone hole above the Antarctic has been protecting the southern hemisphere against global warming.

The bizarre side-effect of ozone depletion has been studied by scientists at the University of Leeds.

The ozone hole, caused by chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) released into the atmosphere, is now steadily closing, but the research has suggested this could actually increase warming.

170

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171

Well, the local moonbats are pissed off that Americans have exercised their 1st Amendment rights. They blame the "jock talk" for Coakley's loss. According to the local PBS idiots, inlcuding the homely daughter of Andy Rooney, the 'hate radio' talkers trashed Coakley for days and got out the 'white male jock' vote.

They are perpetual high school students.  This explains everything about them.

172

Speaking of which, anyone remember Breitbart saying he had better stuff he was going to release before the November election if Acord didn't back off the lawsuit?

I remember that, too.  Part of the deal was that he would turn over everything he had to Justice if Holder actually opened a full, open investigation.  Otherwise, he plans to let it out right before the election.  And supposedly, the worst is yet to come!

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 Now there is mounting evidence that the ozone hole above the Antarctic has been protecting the southern hemisphere against global warming.
            

             Requiem for Antarctica  _{by Albert Gore}

One thin September morning in the southern hemisphere

I looked up, and the ozone hole was gone.

I thought, this is a good thing, closing up the ozone hole

But I was wrong, oh, Lord, I was wrong.

Now the penguins will be dying, like the polar bears up north

Extinction from the curse of man-made heat.

Our lives will be diminished and the world a sadder place,

And there will  never be another Happy Feet.

 

174

Why did the elk cross the road?

They wanted their turn fucking the chicken.

175 169

Holy crap - pregnant by oral sex?!

They must be doing it wrong.

 

They are not sponge-worthy!

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167 -- I think that a fair few in the environutter movement might even go beyond watermelon...these silly bastards really do want to destroy civilization as we know it and a goodly portion of humanity as well (the commies and the muslims merely want to control humanity into the direction of civilization that they feel is best; they don't necessarily want to be rid of either entirely).  Scant praise for those two groups, but it does point to just how awful and dangerous some of these greenies really are.

When you want to destroy your own species and make it impossible for it to exist beyond nearly extinction levels, then something is very wrong with your head, but there you have it -- that's really the way some of them think.

They really should be put on trial for crimes against humanity imho.  Hate speech/thought, perhaps?

177

Dear Katie:

Re: FNC The Only TV News Outlet A Majority Of Americans Trust.

How's my ass taste now?

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