1 Merry Christmas morons!

2 That scene is, in my book, one of the greatest cartoons ever made. Right up there with "What's Opera, Doc?"

Agree on both counts, Gabe.

Merry Christmas, 'Rons and 'Ronettes!

3

Merry Christmas.

 

did yas see the Joe Biden version.

4 Merry Christmas. No matter what, it's still Christmas and it's still going to be Christmas.

5

Peace on earth, and good will toward morons and moronettes with whom He is well pleased!

On second thought, that's probably a really short list.  Merry Christmas anyway moron(ette)s!

6 Merry Christmas Morons

7 Peace on Earth and good will toward men except for North Korea and Iran. And Pakistan. And Russia and China. And Muzzies in general.

8 Merry Christmas to y'all!  I know why I'm up so early.. my dog woke me up.. what's your excuse??

9 Merry Christmas morons, still have some eggnog!  Looks like CLT is going to get the first white Christmas since 1947!!

No bread in anywhere.  Keep your fingers crossed, suppose to start at noon!

10 It's snowing!!!

11 Merry Christmas everybody!

12 Breaking news: Jesus Christ is born. Merry Christmas and may you have extra Val-u-rite I'm your egg bog.

13 LOL, Fox debating a Dem strategist with a comedian for why we should bail out bankrupt States.

Per normal the commie will not shut up. "No we re not bailing out the unions"

Where is the the cry You are a damn liar.

14 Merry Christmas, God bless us every one!

15 Merry Christmas Gabe, Ace, and all morons, everywhere!

16 Merry Christmas 'Roons and 'Ettes!! Don't get too drunk.....


until it's dark

17 It's snowing!!!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 25, 2010 09:12 AM (LO3jz)

Merry Christmas Gabe and thanks for the posts.

Here is ours a few hundred miles South of you.

Tonight Rain likely. Snow after midnight. Snow accumulation around an inch. Lows in the lower 30s. East winds around 5 mph... becoming north after midnight. Chance of precipitation near 100 percent.

18 Merry Christmas Morons!

I wish you and all of your (necessarily) degenerate spawn and mates the best that can reasonably be hoped for!.

This past year has been an exceptionally tough one for me , financially, emotionally and spiritually...

But for the good will and and spiritual fortification that I have derived from you lot of misfits, nerds, blasphemers, jaywalkers,  pimps, SME apologists, hobby euthanasia practitioners, and all around rejects, I'm not sure that I could have survived this past year.

I am humbled when I consider this gift.

(Kind of crawley embarrassed but let's just chalk it up to me having a modicum of fucking theoretical humility.  OK?!)

Anyways...

Thanks.

I love you Morons.

Merry Christmas!

19 LOL Breaking News on Fox

Bristal Palin is buying a 4K sq ft home in Phoenix!

20 At least MSNBC knows how to celebrate Christmas. They're running that prison show the whole weekend starting at 4:00 yesterday until Sunday morning. A prison marathon.

21 Merry Chtistmas, Gabe! I hope you and your Significant Other get to enjoy it together. The same goes for all the other M&Ms!

22 Good morning,  and Merry Christmas to all!

Snow on the ground in central Indiana.  Light snow falling and probably a lot more this evening.

I am grateful we didn't get much so that my son didn't have to go out and plow last night or today.  Grand kids liked their gifts,  we made it to mass yesterday evening,  and my democrat sister didn't say anything to make me mad.

Merry Christmas!

23 Merry Christmas to all the Morons and Moronettes! Also to the head Ewok and Cob Loggers

24 Bristal Palin is buying a 4K sq ft home in Phoenix!

Oh, hell no!

If you thought AK was the ass end of nowhere, you ain't seen AZ!

There are tonnes of kick-ass scenery to be found in this state but damn near nothing to be found in the PHX metro area.

Why would any young single Mom relocate to PHX of all places, out of the blue?

25 We rarely get snow accumulation in North Alabama, but it's falling steadily now and there's about an inch on the ground.

26 Merry Christmas!

"to my big brother George, the richest man in town"....

says it all ....

God Bless our troops.....!

God Bless America!

The greatest country in the world!

love you guys!!

27 Merry Christmas, dear Morons! Hope you have a wonderful day.

28 Merry Christmas 'rons and 'ronettes.

29 Posted by: Deety with her Candy Cane shiv at December 25, 2010 09:43 AM (Jb3+B)

She's going there to teach meghan mccain how to get noticed....

30 Merry Christmas Ace, cobloggers, morons and moronettes.

31 Damn, I never noticed that blanket ditch before. Thanks for pointing that out.

32 woo hoo!  our forecast in so. va. went up from 1-3" to 3-6".  i have enough food for the masses so yall come! everything is homemade!

33 I got my son the Cruncher Dinosaur.  That thing is awesome!  He's been playing with it non-stop for 2 hours now.

Posted by: CDR M at December 25, 2010 09:41 AM (5I8G0)

Merry Christmas CDR M

I hope you know how lucky you are. The entire time I was in the Navy I never got to spend even one year at "home". Was on duty every time I was in school (2 years) and overseas every year after that.

34 Merry Christmas, morons.  And a very Merry Christmas to the Moron-in-Chief and all his little elf-like cob-loggers. Or goblin-like.  Whatever.

35 Why would any young single Mom relocate to PHX of all places, out of the blue? Posted by: Deety with her Candy Cane shiv at December 25, 2010 09:43 AM (Jb3+B) Senator Bristol Palin (TEA - Arizona)

36 A very Merry Christmas, everyone!

For unto you is born this day, in the city of David, a Saviour, who is Christ the Lord.

Perhaps my favorite line of all time.

37 I was thinking the same thing. Just a theory: She will team up with Jan start taking action. It would be awsome for McCain to be superseded by Palin spawn.

38 At the brother-in-laws in NJ, --how do kids type on these phone keyboards anyway? I need to have my thumbs sharpened. God bless you all. Hope for the new year.

39 Why would any young single Mom relocate to PHX of all places, out of the blue?

Phoenix home prices are underwater pretty significantly, so she can probably get a good deal.  IIRC, Alaska is pretty rough, cost of living wise.  I'm hoping that it's because she was accepted to school there, or that she found a better paying job, as opposed to an attempt to further some sort of public career. 

40

A grand and glorious Christmas to you all.

Just got up, having some exquisite flavored coffee with Frangelico and whipped cream and munching on some eggnogg-flavored chocolate for breakfast. It's on its' way to a high in the low 70's before a cold front comes thru and drops down into the upper 30's tonight. Later, B'Gal and I are going over to the kid's house to continue spoiling the 5yo granddaughter.

Life is good. Y'all enjoy your snow.

Happy Birthday Jesus.

41 Why would any young single Mom relocate to PHX of all places, out of the blue?


Maybe we can be roomies.

42 AT by Ethel C. Fenig

No anti freeze, no flights

Ah, the effects of global warming!

43
Posted by: Deety with her Candy Cane shiv at December 25, 2010 09:43 AM (Jb3+B)

Senator Bristol Palin (TEA - Arizona)

If that's true, she's getting a good head start - she has 9 years to go before she can even campaign to be a Senator (you have to be 30 to be a US Senator).

Going on that same vein, she would only have to wait 5 years to be a Representative.  Is there a RINO/Dem-Commie currently in office from that area?

44

Merry Christmas, fellow Morons/moronettes.

Best of the season, hope you got what you wanted (I did at 4am - ka-CHOW!), and well, you can figure out the rest.

Hope y'all have a Charlie Brown Kwanza Christmas, yo

45 Bristol paid 172k cash for her 5 bedroom house. Good deal. Merry Christmas all!

46 Merry Christmas - I got another year of Ace in my stocking (they were out of coal)

47 A nice Chistmas essay by Bob Weir.

48

Merry Christmas to all you Morons of various genders! And that cute little Ewok who seems to think he's in charge

/lurk

49 50 Merry Christmas - I got another year of Ace in my stocking (they were out of coal)

Too bad. Coal will become quite valuable when energy prices necessarily skyrocket.

50

Happy Christmas to all.  I'd wish all a good night, but that's over, what with the dog and kittehs demanding foods.

51 Merry Christmas to all.

52 Merry Christmas to all the AoS morons and moronettes.  You all made this past year a lot easier for me to endure.  May you get all the Valu-Rite and hobos you can stand... .

And a special Merry Christmas to all the guys and gals in uniform.  Yall be careful out there, keep your heads up and your asses down and come home safe...

That is all.

53 To Ace and the cob-loggers and all the morons and moronettes, a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, and may the blessings of God be upon you and yours. Now let's hunker down for endless supplies of football and grub!

54 @18: But for the good will and and spiritual fortification that I have derived from you lot of misfits, nerds, blasphemers, jaywalkers, pimps, SME apologists, hobby euthanasia practitioners, and all around rejects, I'm not sure that I could have survived this past year. Hey, hey!! That whole underaged prostitute ring thing was thrown out in court! Anyway, I hope you have a better year ahead, Deety! I know what you mean about feeling close to people on this site - with perfect strangers. But you know, I think the written word is actually a much more intimate form of expression than just opening one's mouth and letting forth whatever enters the reptilian part of your brain at any given moment. You can probably tell a lot more about a person thru his writing than merely knowing them in person. By that measure, you're all a bunch of pervs in need of a life pretty nice people. Merry Christmas (for the upteenth time, but in times like these, it really can't be said too often)!

55 I asked Santa to bring Kratos three naked cheerleaders, to bring chemjeff a working phaser rifle, and to bring ace a grooming session gift certificate. Merry Christmas to All!

56 What the hell is "SME," anyway? Sounds like fun, whatever it is...

57 @59: Kratos was last seen under his bed curled up in a fetal position, sucking his thumb, as the three naked cheerleaders performed lesbian sex on top of it.

58 Somebody needs to produce a Moron and Moronette version of The Twelve Days of Christmas.

59 Having lived in Phoenix and in snow country, I know exactly why Bristol would move there.  There is no chance of freezing your ass off in Phoenix.

60

All too often we forget.

Thanks.

61 Somebody needs to produce a Moron and Moronette version of The Twelve Days of Christmas. Posted by: eman at December 25, 2010 10:39 AM (XXyJt) Actually, Genghis was working on one. Posted by: CDR M at December 25, 2010 10:41 AM (5I8G0) Ok, now we know why God zapped his PC.

62 61 @59: Kratos was last seen under his bed curled up in a fetal position, sucking his thumb, as the three naked cheerleaders performed lesbian sex on top of it. putting 3 large black garbage bags in flaming barrels by the lake. 

FIFM - before I take my, um, "vacation", in Mexico. 

63 Merry Christmas, everyone. Notice anything different about me?

64 Come on, you can see it. Look. LOOK!

65 Oh all right. It's my hash -- it's new! I'm in Texas!

66 /modeling new hash/

67

Merry Christmas to ace and the cob loggers and all you rons and ettes.  Thanks for making a difficult year a little easier.

Do Christmas well.

68 Congrats arhooley!

69 69 61 @59: Kratos was last seen under his bed curled up in a fetal position, sucking his thumb, as the three naked cheerleaders performed lesbian sex on top of it. putting 3 large black garbage bags in flaming barrels by the lake. 

FIFM - before I take my, um, "vacation", in Mexico. 

Dude...

We're all familiar with your personal crusade against decadence in all its forms, but isn't that just a bit, you know, extreme?

70 Couple of decades ago, the Ow-strians got stuck with a whole year's production of sweet white wine that was adulterated. Their government bought it and used it to de-ice the mountain roads.

Anyone who has tasted French white wine must be wondering why even a single airplane would be stranded at Paris. The champagneurs are missing out on a PR event not available since the taxicabs of WWI.

71 Merry Christmas to the worldwide moron horde.  May God's love fill your hearts today and throughout the year.

72 Merry Christmas to one and all of the Moron Horde!

All I want for Christmas is one day, just one-freekin'-day, when no one mentions the name P****. Not mother, not daughter, not hubby....

Yeah, I know. Didn't get the fire engine I wanted when I was five, either....

73 Merry Christmas to all you ain't-rights in my computer.  You morons &  'ettes have kept the grin on my face through the worst of the betrayal our country is suffering.  I even got a Merry Christmas from my nominal muslim friend in Malaysia this morning.  I'm working on him.  I gave him the Declaration and Constitution to read last year.  He gets it, both the why and the how we were set up here.  He wants to be a Texan.  Our religion discussions have put into perspective the difference between "submission" and "love one another" but islam makes it so hard for him to make the break.  Pray for Zul to find the strength of the one true God.

74 #77  We're all familiar with your personal crusade against decadence in all its forms, but isn't that just a bit, you know, extreme?

I don't take kindly to trespassers, , especially naked ones.  I adhere to a strict "shoot first, ask questions later" policy.

75 Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 25, 2010 10:57 AM

Is your friend musical? Can we look forward to performances by "Zul and the Texas Muzzieboys" soon?

76 16 Merry Christmas 'Roons and 'Ettes!! Don't get too drunk.....


until it's dark

Now you tell me.  Does cloudy count?

77 Yeah Arhooley!! Texas is pretty awesome (we were just there visiting family, and wishing we had a job there so we could go back and live there forever). Merry Christmas everyone! THanks for a wonderful year of coblogging, Ewok commentary, and of course-the Morons and Moronettes who provide recipes, gun advice, and general hilarity. And the prayers. Deety-we have had a horrible year this year as well-and I am grateful we have survived-almost lost my husband and daughter this year, and God has been very, very good. This is a great group, with truly wonderful people. I am glad you are doing better, and my prayers go with you and anyone else who wants and needs them-just ask. Again, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!!!

78 The Twelve Morons of Christmas On the Twelfth Day of Christmas a Moron Gave to Me: 12 Bloggers Blogging 11 Wenches Wenching 10 Wankers Wanking 9 Ladies Stripping 8 Maids a Flashing 7 Morons Drinking 6 Packs of Beer 5 Pointless Threads! 4 Calling Girls 3 Newsmen Stuffing 2 Stuffed Hens and Ace Passed Out Under a Pear Tree

79 Posted by: CoolCzech at December 25, 2010 11:03 AM

I guess "Valu-Rite" just doesn't scan right....

80

Merry Christmas to all.

 

81

Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 25, 2010 10:59 AM (Ulu3i)

Snort!  I am so sending this thread to Zul with that comment, even if I have to explain Kinky and the 'boys to him.  Zul plays the drums a little and rides a Harley.  He's a bad, bad muzzie.

82 @87: I tried, I really did! Also, I'd like to amend "3 Newsmen Stuffing" to just "Three Newsmen" followed by the "2 Stuffed Hens."

83 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! to all the ho ho ho's out there in Moronland!!! Snow here in central NC, 2-4 before it's over tomorrow, we should be at a screeching halt in the meantime. Meh.

84
Maybe in 2011 we can have more quality posts at AoS.

We can start now with a post about the unofficial Christmas truce in 1914.

Or can yuk it up with anal cameras.

Your choice.

85

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 25, 2010 11:03 AM (tJjm/)

You forgot "Two double-postings..."

86 92 Maybe in 2011 we can have more quality posts at AoS. Heresy! Burn Him!!

87 Kinky and Zul? That's one battle of the bands worth seeing!

88 The Twelve Morons of Christmas [Revised & Extended Based on Moron comments] On the Twelfth Day of Christmas a Moron Gave to Me: 12 Bloggers Blogging 11 Wenches Wenching 10 Wankers Wanking 9 Ladies Stripping 8 Maids a Flashing 7 Morons Drinking 6 Packs of Beer 5 Pointless Threads! 4 Calling Girls 3 Frenched Hens 2 Double Posts and Ace Passed Out Under a Pear Tree

89 "3 cheerleaders lezzing"

90 Maybe "10 Hobos Leaping"?

91 Merry Christmas 'Roons and 'Ettes!! Don't get too drunk.....

until it's dark

Now you tell me.  Does cloudy count?

Posted by: Kemp at December 25, 2010 11:01 AM (JpFM9)

LOL, woke up this morning in the chair with a glass of bourbon in hand (no spill either).

I have a stack of new BluRay movies from Christmas. I am wondering if wifey will get pissed if I stay at home today and drink and watch  movies instead of going to MIL's for dinner.

You reckon???

92 Two Hobos Cooking? One for now and one for later. Or to share during Bowl games.

93

CoolCzech 96 & 98

Getting better and better.  Needs more cowbell......and maybe LauraW's hump.

94 CDR M, my nieces got this dinosaur from their parents. It's basically a home version of the animatronic dinosaurs you'd usta hafta go to a museum to see. It moves, it eats, it blinks and turns its head. Comes with its own soundtrack.

How come toys weren't this cool when we were kids? "We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole neighborhood—and we had to share the rock"

95 I don't take kindly to trespassers, , especially naked ones.  I adhere to a strict "shoot first, ask questions later" policy.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 25, 2010 10:59 AM (sYIYA)

Gotta hand it to you - you certainly stick to your principles, dark and twisted though they are!

96

 Maybe "10 Hobos Leaping"?

Where are the Fappers Fapping?

97 A hobo chained to a pear tree?

98

Where are the Fappers Fapping?

Posted by: garrett at December 25, 2010 11:23 AM (0GpsS)

Does it matter?

99 @104: I thought the Wankers Wanking had that covered,but YES, let's change that to 10 Fappers Fapping.

100 The Twelve Morons of Christmas [Revised & Extended Based on Moron comments Version 3.0] On the Twelfth Day of Christmas a Moron Gave to Me: 12 Bloggers Blogging 11 Fappers Fapping 10 Hobos Leaping 9 Ladies Stripping 8 Maids a Flashing 7 Morons Drinking 6 Packs of Beer 5 Pointless Threads! 4 Calling Girls 3 Frenched Hens 2 Double Posts and Ace Passed Out Under a Pear Tree

101

Does it matter?

Yes!  It does.

102

My work here is done.

Merry Christmas to all in the Moronosphere with a special thanks to Ace and the Cobloggegers and Subcobloggers for giving of themselves the whole year through.

103

Yes!  It does.

Posted by: garrett at December 25, 2010 11:27 AM (0GpsS)

Funny thing...I misunderstood your initial comment.  I thought you were asking about the location at which the fappers were fapping, when you were noting the absence of fappers fapping from the list.

That being said, I'm sure teh fappers will fap wherever they fapping well please!

104 91

Yup, the snow is coming down fairly steadily here in the Triad. Nice touch for Christmas.

105 What about 'one burning skull'?

106 ...flaming skull?

107 Flaming Moe?

108 ...three flaming skulls?

109 How about 8 Cheerleaders Flashing?

110 You awe so wovewy, Bwunhilde.

111

merry christmas morons

looks like we have to do our annual xmas at the beach again this year, should be in the high 80s i hope

112

Just think, thanks to DADT, we can finally ask the skull if it is 'flaming' or just kinda gay. 

It's a Christmas Miracle!

113 #96

Hey, what about me?

I give and give and this is all I get?

114

looks like we have to do our annual xmas at the beach again this year, should be in the high 80s i hope

All I want for Christmas is a picture of Mrs. Navycop in her Bikini!

115 Twrice shagged chicken?

116 122 hmmmm, that can be done

117

i can hear the little one in her room

i may as well let her out to open the rest of her loot

plus i'm wondering what her aunts got her, she's so spoiled....plus there better not be an ipad...if there is its going back

118 For unto you is born this day, in the city of David, a Saviour, who is Christ the Lord.

Perhaps my favorite line of all time.

Me too.

An amazing mystery...

And I'm an agnostic by design!

Still, worth hitting some good Handel if the ONT doesn't  quite do it for you.

Any one who has ever sang in a choir can't help but having a programmed gut level response to singing , "King of Kings and Forever and Ever, Hallelujah!" by Mendel somewhere down the line even when offered by a faggy "Lord of the Waltz" and Schmaltz at Radio City Music Hall.

Sorry Andre Riue, I find your interperpations to be entirely nutless and spirituality hollowing.

Or ..... "For Unto Us a Child is Borne!"

Most English music is crap but this is kind of awesome.

All snark aside, I am in awe of the story of Christ when I think about it.

It is one of the most profound spiritual questions ever to be posed.

IMHOP

I'm not doing anything about it mind you...

But nobody asked, so's its not all that important my opinion.

That first link was a very clean and technically good rendition of the song, well balanced, etc...

Leaves me cold.

I'd rather go and see something more like this though..

Say what you will about the Mormons and their doctrines and Jello- salads...

That would be an amazing thing to see live!

I don't care who you are!

119 How about, "And a hobo in a stew pot"?

120 @121: You're the Frenched Hen!

121 116 ...three flaming skulls? Posted by: CanaDave at December 25, 2010 11:33 AM (OwJct) How could I forget???

122 The Twelve Morons of Christmas [Revised & Extended Based on Moron comments Version 4.0] On the Twelfth Day of Christmas a Moron Gave to Me: 12 Bloggers Blogging 11 Fappers Fapping 10 Trolls a Trolling 9 Cheerleaders Flashing 8 Maids a Willing 7 Morons Drinking 6 Packs of Beer 5 Duplicate Threads! 4 Dead Hobos 3 Screwed Hens 2 Flaming Skulls and Ace Passed Out Under a Pear Tree

123 #126  Deety,  ever read "Mere Christianity" by C.S. Lewis?

If you are in awe of the mystery,  you are half-way there.

Merry Christmas!

124

Merry Christmas to all y'all morons; from the Arizona Stronghold of my Apache Brothers.

God Bless the wonderful and brave men and women in our armed forces. Come home safe and victorious.

 

125 I'm just visiting Texas. Drove out here to Austin from San Diego in two days. I think I'll take a little more time going back -- and maybe get XM radio.

126 "GOP-controlled House to open Congress with reading of Constitution..." Santa's the best!

127

God Bless the wonderful and brave men and women in our armed forces. Come home safe and victorious.

eleventy!1

128 What the hell is "SME," anyway? Sounds like fun, whatever it is...

I don't know!

I'll bet it's something kinda bad though.  Way worse if you are an apologist for it, after the fact!

129 126, "King of Kings and Forever and Ever, Hallelujah!" by Mendel

Mendel. Wonderful. Mahvelous. Counselor.
Sounds like just another Joo Ish lawyer.

130 t-bird, wonder if Nancy will show up for that session, or will they have to tie her to her chair (not the big one, thank God).

131 Isn't it Handel's Messiah?

132 Or, "Ace passed out in a pear tree."

133 @18: I thought the yo-yo I got when I was a kid was super-awesome. "Walk the Dog," Baby! I guess I really AM a hopeless nerd *SOB*

134 Merry Christmas and God Bless America. Except for the politicians, liberals and hippies: May Santa take a dump in your chimney.

135 That could be some tasty camerawork, bigred. Given her aversion to reading, multiplied by her aversion to the Constitution, raised to the power that she lost!

136 Merry Christmas to Ace, all the co-bloggers, and the rest of the moron family!

137 Merry Christmas, fellow morons!

Taking a break from the baking and trying to explain to the boy why he can't ride the new bike in the house.

Hope your day is wonderful and joyous.

And to those of you serving our country and those of you who have family serving our country, thank you and may your Christmas be blessed.

138 "and my democrat sister didn't say anything to make me mad".

Duct tape! Is there anything it can't do?

139

 I thought the yo-yo I got when I was a kid was super-awesome. "Walk the Dog," Baby!

Have you checked out my stuff?

140

God Bless the wonderful and brave men and women in our armed forces. Come home safe and victorious.

This. One of my best buds sent a pic of his son who just got out of Marine boot camp and will soon be on his way to some 'Stan somewhere to go hunting bad guys. He's a handsome lad, so unlike his dad (nyuk, nyuk) and the look in his eye lets you know he's not someone you'd fuck with. I hope Santa gives him one of those new X-25 rifles.

I rest well at night knowing he's out there and on our side. B'Gal and I are gonna "adopt" him.

May God Bless and Preserve him and his squad and all those who love freedom and America.

141 Peace on Earth and good will toward men except for North Korea and Iran. And Pakistan. And Russia and China. And Muzzies in general.

Posted by: Bugler at December 25, 2010 09:11 AM (VXBR1)

Heh.  This^^^.

Have to go to the bro- and sis-in-law's for the annual Christmas dinner.  They're very nice people, and all, but sitting around afterward is boring as hell.  It'd be way more fun chatting with Morons® the rest of the afternoon.  Is that sick or what?

Anyhoo, what kind of twisted mind does it take to wonder what Kratos buys (if anything) for Christmas?  If decadence is verboten, does he resort to canned goods and ammo?  Well, Kratos?

arhooley -- congrats on the move!  Speaking of ammo, I think that's a requirement in TX.

As for Bristol (sorry Mr. Scribbler), some are surmising that while the house is in her name, it's really a home base for mom in her quest for the lower 48.

ncj -- enjoy the beach, but avoid the fecal matter (also known as Barry and Mooch-elle).  Did Santa brave it on a surf board or show up via 'copter?

Warm wishes to teh head Ewok, sub loggers, cob loggers and faithful.  Looking forward to a new and improved year for our country, which will no doubt be wrought by ingenius gems gleaned from Moron comments.

 

142

 I'm just visiting Texas. Drove out here to Austin from San Diego in two days. I think I'll take a little more time going back -- and maybe get XM radio.

Hope you can stay a while and enjoy our hospitality.  I came here in '82 for some work experience and was gonna go back w/in 2 years to my family's bosom in the People's Republic of Maryland.  Hhhhaaaaaaa!

143

I'm off. And I'm leaving too. Shift change to continue spoiling the granddaughter, eat, drink and watch basketball all afternoon. Go Magic!

Luv y'all, bai.

144

Taking a break from the baking and trying to explain to the boy why he can't ride the new bike in the house.

Move some furniture around and let him have at it!   I ride my bikes in my house all of the time.

145 Well above question has been answered. Wifey will not be happy if I stay at home watching new movies and drinking beer while she goes to MIL for Christmas dinner.

Gee imagine that.

And BTW, SME is Subject Matter Expert as in I am an SME for beer and whiskey drinking.

146 Too late for last minute shopping?

147 Go Celtics, and Merry Christmas to all.
Even the NY vs. Chicago game is interesting. It's been so long since the Knicks weren't godawful that I actually find them watchable now. When they get to be really good, I'll hate  their guts again.

148 A heartfelt merry Christmas to all morons. And a Happy leftard free new year.

149

Too late for last minute shopping?

Nope Kwanzaa is tomorrow.

150 Buon Natale, morons.  The house is filled with the beckoning scent of turkey and sweet potatoes, we're under a winter storm watch, Barbie and Ken (who has the Julian Assange hair going) have filled my daughter's eyes with joy, and the Empire Strikes Back is on Spike.  'Tis a good day to be alive.   

151 CC, heck no! I'm sure Qwik-E-Mart has a wide array of suitable holiday gifts. Anti-freeze, scrapers, lighters, and the ever popular Cheetos.

152 I've got a big plate of crackers, Boursin, salami, olives and Gruyere to tide me over until the 2:30 ham dinner. Mmmm....

153 On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
a Moron Gave to Me:

12 Bloggers Blogging
11 Wenches Wenching
10 Wankers Wanking
9 Ladies Stripping
8 Maids a Flashing
7 Morons Drinking
6 Packs of Beer
5 Pointless Threads!
4 Calling Girls
3 Newsmen Stuffing
2 Stuffed Hens
and Ace Passed Out Under a Pear Tree

Q: How is this blog day different from all others?

A: It's not.  Didn't I buy you an X-Box or something?

Q:  No. It's a Wii,.  I'm sharing with all the girls who are playing fake tennis and fake dancing, including gramma!

A: Sorry about that...

Q:  What are you doing?

A: Talking to really old boring people on a blog.  Whatsit to you?!?

Q: My mom says that you are a bad influence!

A: She is undoubtedly correct!  Wanna play catch?....

154 Merry Christmas and Hoppy Gnu Year ...

155 Merry Christmas to all!

I made rum balls for the very first time this year. Yummy!

Got a lot of books about Nazis and other maniacal killers. Also got a nice set of deep well six point metric sockets. Plus I bought my brother a bunch of other war pron and books I want to read. A real win-win.

We haven't had a ham for Christmas for about 30 years. I got tired of having two turkeys within about a month of each other so it's ham this year. Making a brown sugar - molasses - booze glaze. Plus corn, white & sweet potatoes, biscuits and a relish tray of celery, scallions, radishes, black & green olives and tiny sweet gherkins.

I hope you're all having a good one. I'll hang here out when I'm not cooking.

156 And now, in honor of the Obama foreign policy...
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud

Ronald Reagan:
Well, the big day is only a few hours away now.
I'm sure you're all looking forward to it
as much as we are.

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

It's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday!

157

you know, i think she pee'd herself when she opened the guitar, seriously...pee'd herself

now she's tuning it and is getting ready for some xmas shredding although mom said no amp, its too early

guess i wont see her for a few days

i think all i got for xmas was tinker toys till i was in the navy

158 "A Charlie Brown Christmas" never grows old for me.  Because the story never grows old.

Merry CHRISTmas!

Yeah, I had to play with a color scheme.  Corny, but suits me.

159 I'm hanging out with a box of quick set today ....


hey! that bathroom floor ain't going to repair and level itself now idint it?

160

I'll hang here out when I'm not cooking.

Whatever, just get your sweetcheeks over here big boy!

161

168  hey! that bathroom floor ain't going to repair and level itself now idint it?

thats what 9yo daughters are for.......what?  i'm not raising some damn slacker

162

I'm just Happy, talked to family & friends, Thankful and counting My blessings.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

_{AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO!}

163 I'll be online shopping for myself today. I have to choose a new computer (desktop) from among the post-Christmas sales. Not the cheapest available one, but nothing too fancy. Best Buy, HH Gregg, Sears, Office Depot, etc. are all within a couple miles so buying it online and having it shipped seems like an unnecessary layer of complication. Anyone get/give a desktop this year? Any suggestions?

164

Taking a break from the baking and trying to explain to the boy why he can't ride the new bike in the house.

Reminds me of a buddy of mine who got a carbide cannon one year. He promptly lined up a bunch of those plastic "nutcracker" soldiers, loaded the cannon with a marble and mowed 'em down -- in the living room. The marble disappeared into a hole in the wall. The cannon also disappeared. He never saw it again.

165

i think all i got for xmas was tinker toys till i was in the navy

What axe did she get?

166

I'll hang here out when I'm not cooking.

Whatever, just get your sweetcheeks over here big boy!

Posted by: Your Fabulous TSA Screener at December 25, 2010 12:32 PM (BmvtN)

One rumball + 1 shot of rum = 1 stupid moron.

167 Deety,  ever read "Mere Christianity" by C.S. Lewis?

No.

Not yet.

I don't know why.

It's been recommended to me as something that I would totally dig on, for ages...

168

WHAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

'i said no goddamn amp, damnit you're making me swear on fucking christmas!'

my women are insane

169

Kwanzaa,

I thought that was fabricated,

but what do I know?

 

170 160 CC, heck no! I'm sure Qwik-E-Mart has a wide array of suitable holiday gifts. Anti-freeze, scrapers, lighters, and the ever popular Cheetos. Posted by: bigred at December 25, 2010 12:22 PM (cX9pO) WOW! Can I be on your Nice List??

171

174  the white esp kamakaze

i told her a while back when she first started when she can play like lynch i'll buy her a guitar like his so she scored

i'll see if i can get a link of a pic

172 168 I'm hanging out with a box of quick set today .... hey! that bathroom floor dead prostitute ain't going to repair and level dispose of itself now idint it? Posted by: Adriane at December 25, 2010 12:30 PM (dIik4) FTFY

173 American Muslim indicted on terrorism charges for wanting to join US military to kill soldiers.

174

heres the axe

http://tinyurl.com/2w3nazv

175 183 American Muslim indicted on terrorism charges for wanting to join US military to kill soldiers. Posted by: pitythefool at December 25, 2010 12:50 PM (cKDMd) Can we chop of his hand or something? Come on! It's Christmas!

176

Merry Christmas all morons, moronettes, and freedom fighters!!!

"""you know, i think she pee'd herself when she opened the guitar, seriously...pee'd herself

now she's tuning it and is getting ready for some xmas shredding although mom said no amp, its too early

guess i wont see her for a few days""

Thats my single favorite gift on the planet. I got guitars for Christmas 4 times in my life, and gave them as gifts a few times too. 

177 Oh yeah, there is a special place in Valhalla for dads who get their kids guitars for christmas. lol

178 http://fb.me/GLC0h5PZ Friendly message from the star wars review guy.

179

186  the best present i ever bought myself for xmas was my kramer pacer back in 87

still have it and my esp kamakaze-1

180

187  heh

i figured there is no way my sisters can get my girl a present louder than what i give her

plus she's growing up to be the anti-bieber

181 Merry Christmas M&Ms.  And a Happy New Year too.

182 going to lunch at home of right wingers.  they are wonderful except that the husband is a Dallas fan.  totally unreasonable.  & just stupid.

183 Have a very Merry Christmas everyone.

184

hmmmm, my wife is walking around in a wife beater and drinking beer at 8am

....and just said "okay, plug it in, lets see what you got"

sorry neighbors but i'm betting heaven sent and it'll be loud!

185 134 "GOP-controlled House to open Congress with reading of Constitution..." Santa's the best! Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2010 11:57 AM (kho+0) Reading IS fundamental!

186

""heres the axe""

Holy shit, you got her the full blown signature lynch ESP??

Damn, forget what I said about a special place in Valhalla, you get a fucking seat on the council. lol

Damn thats cool.

187

Merry Christmas to all you submorons like myself.

As you know, when Mr. Barack is out of town I'm in charge here on the homeland. It's quite a responsibility, ( and I know everyone says, "but Joe you're a man among men". What the hell does that mean anyway, I'm not gay!), and I take it very seriously. Today I'm going to issue a proclamation honoring all of the disenfranchised. Tomorrow they will all have a franchise, except for the Indians they already own all the 7-11,s and Mr. Donuts.

Anyway, on this day set aside to honor the Jews for allowing the Catholics to use their country for the birth of Our Saviour, ( heh, heh, no not Barack he's a muslim), ummm I mean a muslin like the sheets. Anyway Barack was born in Kenya, which is part of Pennsylvania, like me.

So you all can rest easy because Joe is right here, in the country of our birth, and I'm watching things. I'm watching this sparkly thing right now on the Christmas tree and I'm thinking Wow that's neat!

So this is your Commander in Residence signing off, and of course Ho, Ho, Ho to all and to all a good cheer. Go, America! Right?

True story from the Joe Man. HA, that sounds just like Snowman.

188

GOP-controlled House to open Congress with reading of Constitution..."

is this true!?!  That is so great, I'm going to get all my relatives, especially the younger ones, to watch this.

189 So 20-yo single-mom Bristol Palin paid cash for a 4Ksqft home AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE?? 

190 ... and Ace, Passed Out While Taking A Pee c'mon, what's more believeable: Ace in a tree or Ace passed out?

191

oh shit

she did the opening of the crossrads duel and did it better than i think i can!

well, be back later, i got to see what all those lessons bought me

192

....and just said "okay, plug it in, lets see what you got"

Don't take this wrong way, NCJ, but your wife is HOT.

Also, if your little shredder is as good as you say, might be time to start looking for a 7-String for next year!?

Also, I covet your 87 Pacer.

193

GOP-controlled House to open Congress with reading of Constitution..."

is this true!?!  That is so great, I'm going to get all my relatives, especially the younger ones, to watch this.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at December 25, 2010 01:07 PM

That'll waste several days, give them a chance to look like they're actually serious about what they're doing before they get to the real business of passing idiotic laws and wasting our money.

They should know the freekin' Constitution before they get there. Shit, I guess we should make all prospective candidates for public office take a test on it before allowing them to run.

Stupid grandstanding bastards.

194 Merry Christmas (pardon the expression)! 

Looking forward to hearing about everyone's Christmases, but for now I will just post a picture of the perfect gift that my wonderful husband gave me.  Eat your hearts out, fellow moronettes! 

195 Merry Christmas morons. To you and your families.

196 hmmmm, my wife is walking around in a wife beater husband-beater and drinking beer at 8am

fify.

197

Kwanzaa, I thought that was fabricated,but what do I know?

 Posted by: JustME at December 25, 2010 12:47 PM (CyPWX)

Kwanzaa IS fabricated, made up by some Marxist black-nationalist "academic" back in 1966.   Most black folks think it's ridiculous.

198

I will just post a picture of the perfect gift that my wonderful husband gave me.

This isn't an X-Mas .dic file, is it?

199 Merry Christmas all!

200 ""Also, I covet your 87 Pacer.""

I love shred guitars. It drives the anal vintage homos crazy, because I have couple 50's les pauls , but I always reach for the Jacksons, or gibson Vs. yeah, little ol' reckless asshole metalhead me. lol

201 Every year at Christmas I give thanks for all of us having won a Major Award!  If only we have the faith to accept it...
Thanks for the annual reminder of what it's all about, Linus.

202

Didn't read the whole thread but that cartoon would never be made today.  The execs would decide its too religious and not marketable.  Maybe offensive to too many.  Using childrens voices for the characters hadn't been done often prior to it or after. Yet it became an instant tradition returning and reminding us of the root of Christmas in the most sincere and unglamerous way.  A child reciting a bible verse.  Classic.

MCM&M'sMCTAEOT

Merry Christmas Morons and Moronettes, Merry Christmas to all, especially our troops.

203 162
Q:  What are you doing?
A: Talking to really old boring people on a blog.  Whatsit to you?!?
Q: My mom says that you are a bad influence!
A: She is undoubtedly correct!  Wanna play catch?....
Posted by: Deety with her Candy Cane shiv at December 25, 2010 12:24 PM (Jb3+B)

Deety, are you by any chance related to Heather Radish? You two share a refreshing approach to dealing with young people / relatives!

204 Merry Christmas.

205

because I have couple 50's les pauls

Me too...

and all I really want is a perfect late 80's Hamer Chaparel!

 

206 Snowing here in the State That Cannot Be Named. It's just a dusting at most right ow. We're promised more starting tomorrow afternoon.

207

but I always reach for the Jacksons, or gibson Vs. yeah, little ol' reckless asshole metalhead me.

What's wrong with that?

208

''Me too...

and all I really want is a perfect late 80's Hamer Chaparel!""

Thats funny shit , spoken like a true guitar junkie.

209 216 Snowing here in the State That Cannot Be Named.

Obviously the work of a witch! 


My dad is in Maryland and he said you folks may get a decent-sized storm. 

210 Hewlett Packard Compaq Presario CPQ-CQ1-1225 All-In-One PC
I had never even heard of an "all-in-one" desktop before today. Think I'm gonna get this one.

211

^{Posted by: Berserker at December 25, 2010 01:27 PM (gWHrG)}

been chasing axes since I was 14...

212

I'm working on my State of the Union Address here in the Islands.

Wish you were here.

No, not really. Why the hell do you think we come here; it's to get away from you ummm people.

And how's this for my opening line?

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Is that Patton like or not?

The press will love it.

213 Isn't it Handel's Messiah?

Yeah.  It is. All of it.

But mostly people don't know that, other than the Hallelujah Chorus..

Frankly I am fucking amazed that I learned not only the HC but also the "For Unto Us..." in a Glenbard North choir class in the late 80's.

I'm pretty sure that both would be BANNED with prejudice nowadays.
 
Too bad.  It takes some concentration to do that kind of thing.

Sure, I couldn't wait to get as far as fucking possible from Glenbard North and Dupage Cty. in general.

Doesn't mean I didn't take full advantage of the limited opportunities presented me...

214 From:  The Oil Producing Despots of the ME (and Venezuela)

To:  The World

Message:  Have a Merry Fucking Christmas, infidels.  Hope you all enjoy funding the next level of Jihad

World economy can withstand $100 oil price: Kuwait

p.s.>  You have our thanks, Obama, for further shutting down US oil and gas production.  You are a true friend to the Muslim world!

215 Merry Christmas Morons! I usually lurk, sometimes write, but I appreciate all the commentors that keep the conversation alive. I work in academia (teaching writing, which is one of the reasons I'm not a big contributor here----kinda like a plumber not wanting to unclog the pipes at home on the weekend) so it's great to be around people who are funny and not full of themselves even though we all know the world's swirling down the drain.

216 In Hoc Anno Domini The late Vermont RoysterÂ’s classic 1949 Christmas editorial. When Saul of Tarsus set out on his journey to Damascus the whole of the known world lay in bondage. There was one state, and it was Rome. There was one master for it all, and he was Tiberius Caesar.

Everywhere there was civil order, for the arm of the Roman law was long. Everywhere there was stability, in government and in society, for the centurions saw that it was so.

But everywhere there was something else, too. There was oppression—for those who were not the friends of Tiberius Caesar. There was the tax gatherer to take the grain from the fields and the flax from the spindle to feed the legions or to fill the hungry treasury from which divine Caesar gave largess to the people. There was the impressor to find recruits for the circuses. There were executioners to quiet those whom the Emperor proscribed. What was a man for but to serve Caesar?

There was the persecution of men who dared think differently, who heard strange voices or read strange manuscripts. There was enslavement of men whose tribes came not from Rome, disdain for those who did not have the familiar visage. And most of all, there was everywhere a contempt for human life. What, to the strong, was one man more or less in a crowded world?

Then, of a sudden, there was a light in the world, and a man from Galilee saying, Render unto Caesar the things which are CaesarÂ’s and unto God the things that are GodÂ’s.

And the voice from Galilee, which would defy Caesar, offered a new Kingdom in which each man could walk upright and bow to none but his God. Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. And he sent this gospel of the Kingdom of Man into the uttermost ends of the earth.

So the light came into the world and the men who lived in darkness were afraid, and they tried to lower a curtain so that man would still believe salvation lay with the leaders.

But it came to pass for a while in divers places that the truth did set man free, although the men of darkness were offended and they tried to put out the light. The voice said, Haste ye. Walk while you have the light, lest darkness come upon you, for he that walketh in darkness knoweth not whither he goeth.

Along the road to Damascus the light shone brightly. But afterward Paul of Tarsus, too, was sore afraid. He feared that other Caesars, other prophets, might one day persuade men that man was nothing save a servant unto them, that men might yield up their birthright from God for pottage and walk no more in freedom.

Then might it come to pass that darkness would settle again over the lands and there would be a burning of books and men would think only of what they should eat and what they should wear, and would give heed only to new Caesars and to false prophets. Then might it come to pass that men would not look upward to see even a winterÂ’s star in the East, and once more, there would be no light at all in the darkness.

And so Paul, the apostle of the Son of Man, spoke to his brethren, the Galatians, the words he would have us remember afterward in each of the years of his Lord:

Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ has made us free and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.

217

Buon Natale!

Frohliche Weinachten!

Feliz Navidad!

Joy to the World!

Merry Christmas, my Moron brethren!

218 60 What the hell is "SME," anyway?

Captain Hook's sidekick, of course!

219

What the hell is "SME," anyway?

FY, NQ.

220 Looking forward to hearing about everyone's Christmases, but for now I will just post a picture of the perfect gift that my wonderful husband gave me.  Eat your hearts out, fellow moronettes! 

Awesome!

221 OK it's past noon and we don't have our snow yet?

WTF,  Triad is getting it, Vic what about the upstate?

CLT, Nothing.  Doing eggnog dance now with sons.

Come on snow.

222 Coolness, That is a nice rendering. Gail, You better watch out, you could get hooked.

223 "Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ has made us free and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage."

Sadly, two thousand years later many, many seem to take it as a point of pride to wallow in atheism or agnosticism (that means YOU, Allahpundit!).

I wonder if his Allah's Festivus Pole and Bleating of Grievances will ever do as much for humanity as one solitary man did 2,000 years ago.  Years ago - before the "liberals" illiberally destroyed their ability to do so - WPIX in New York City - the old channel 11 - would run a message about Jesus once in a while, with a magnificent narrative that pointed out that He never wrote a book, never traveled 30 miles beyond his birthplace... and yet, all the armies that ever marched, all the navies that ever set to sea changed the world so much as that solitary Man.  (If anyone knows if that is on the Net somewhere, I'd love the link!)

The people that make such an ostentatious fetish of worshiping literally Nothing (what they ironically accuse the faithful of), and seeking to indoctrinate people into believing in Nothing...  would do well to ponder what all their Nothingness has contributed to the world.

224 Merry Christmas to all of you M&M-nettes's.

Thanks for another year, Mr. OfSpades

225 Ok, catching up on the thread...

Why would any young single Mom relocate to PHX of all places

Yeah, a little weird for a single mom to move away from her parents and support system. 

Wasn't there a rumor that the Palins (or Sarah) were moving out of AK some time back?  Maybe they're moving to AZ, too.

Alternatively, Bristol wants her son raised by that warm and wonderful Meggie Mac. 

226 72 Oh all right. It's my hash -- it's new! I'm in Texas!

Is that permanent, arhooley? 

227

Why would any young single Mom relocate to PHX of all places

She's got a taste for adobo?

228 @236: HEY!  It's OUR tradition and we love it!  Don't knock it, Bitter Clinger!

229 I mostly lurk but just wanted to say MERRY CHRISTMAS to all the commenters here and other lurkers. Ya'll keep me laughing all year long and G-d knows we have all needed something to laugh about these last two years. Hope all of your families are truly blessed this coming year. Thanks for the ROTFLMAO funny stuff.

230 Wasn't there a rumor that the Palins (or Sarah) were moving out of AK some time back?  Maybe they're moving to AZ, too.

Alternatively, Bristol wants her son raised by that warm and wonderful Meggie Mac. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 25, 2010 01:57 PM (IDL9N)

Maybe the house will serve as the Palin Continental USA Operational Home Base during a Presidential campaign?

Alternatively, Bristol may be thinking Meggie Mac has what it takes to make a great wet nurse.

231 How come toys weren't this cool when we were kids? "We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole neighborhood—and we had to share the rock"

LOL. 

I loved my toys as a kid.  Silly sand, playdoh, that ginormous box of crayons, and colorforms.  I loved colorforms.  Mr. Y-not gave me the deluxe set this year.  I think he's hoping I'm use it to make an abstract kama sutra or something. 

232 Off, sock!

233
 People who give squeaky toys to dogs should be ostracized.

234 Merry Christmas to all.

One gift I got for MRmpfs was this lighter for his cigars.  This thing is like an afterburner.

http://tinyurl.com/2akpoqc

235 People who give ostriches to Squeaky Fromme should be dogged.

236 245
 People who give squeaky toys to dogs should be ostracized

ha ha ha!


Well, it could be worse.  While we were taking out dog out for her morning constitutional this morning, we heard some drums drumming away. 

237 One gift I got for MRmpfs was this lighter for his cigars.

Coolio, mpfs!

238

I work in academia (teaching writing, which is one of the reasons I'm not a big contributor here

Gail,

We understand but think what fun it would be to critic the droppings of Morons on style, technique and literary merit.  Wait, now I understand your reluctance.  Drop in anytime.  I am sure you will raise our average IQ's a bit.

239 232
OK it's past noon and we don't have our snow yet?
WTF,  Triad is getting it, Vic what about the upstate?
CLT, Nothing.  Doing eggnog dance now with sons.
Come on snow.
Posted by: Kemp at December 25, 2010 01:46 PM (JpFM9)

You need to work with professionals and an "eggnog dance" ain't going to cut it. Use The Heikki Lunta Snow Dance Song (click on the icon next to the title to hear it performed; it's really ... something.)

240 Deety, are you by any chance related to Heather Radish? You two share a refreshing approach to dealing with young people / relatives!

I dunno.

I remember spending endless hours being politely bored to shit, "in the kitchen, at the piano organ, in the basement, watching the little ones"... until one of the more shifty of my uncles would suggest a game!

I am and always have been the most girly of girls but it was awesome to run around the neighborhood looking for "treasure" and have to get repeatedly plonked in the head by a volley of Nerf footballs from my mom's "adult" younger brothers to get back inside!

"They should be wearing coats! You fucking assholes, I hope you die when they catch pneumonia, which they will!  Get in here!"

(All the little kids who kind of milled round the sliding glass door mostly anyway, were dutifully herded  inside by Aunt Ratched.)

Snee!

*chortle*

"Bobby and Deeny (The only older cousins) wanna come come out and play, now."

"Holy Shit!  Run!!!!"

...

241 Merry Christmas!  Hob-uck-en for all!

242

I work in academia (teaching writing, which is one of the reasons I'm not a big contributor here

Gail,

We understand but think what fun it would be to critic the droppings of Morons on style, technique and literary merit.

---

Tip for a newbie:  Make sure to engage AmishDude in a conversation about the value of the Humanities. 

;-) 

243 CoolCzech:

The name of that essay is "One Solitary Life."

If you put that in Google you will get about 50 links.

Merry Christmas!

244 I had never before noticed that he let go of his security blanket.

245

Was looking for video of the Indian rocket launch that just went wrong yesterday (let's hear it for Russian technology), and noticed in the Indian papers and news services that Christmas seems to be quite widely celebrated there, in fact that was the title of one of the articles.

Wait a minute, aren't we last few remaining xianists bottled up in an ever-shrinking central US enclave, humping our cousins as we await incineration by Global Warming, and watching out for non-xian brownish people trying to invade our homes, so we can nail them with our AK-47s, the ones we haven't sold to Mexican druglords, that is, because the poor dears just can't pick one up at the Safeway like we can!?

I could have sworn the MSM was on about that just the other day.

246 Merry Christmas and may God bless you and yours.