March 01, 2010

Top Headline Comments 3-1-10
— Gabriel Malor

March.

Question for your Magic 8 Ball below the fold.


Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 05:17 AM | Comments (186)
Post contains 28 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Hey Gabe, how are you feeling?  I'm asking cause you said last week that you had a really bad cold.  A lot of people have the bad cold and it hangs on for like three weeks.

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 05:18 AM (p302b)

2 Let he who is without carbon footprint, cast the first green tax.

Posted by: Anti-Al Gore at March 01, 2010 05:20 AM (V8B//)

3

did I imagine it, or did Chris Wallace & his panel (which included Liz Cheney) mention that Rahm might resign?  this was yesterday.

anyone hear that from another source?

Posted by: kelley in virginia at March 01, 2010 05:21 AM (Oan2w)

4 Let he who is without carbon footprint, cast the first green tax.

Let she who is without huge ass and husband with "poor diet" cast the first soda tax/juice ban.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 05:22 AM (mR7mk)

5 Gaaaabe. Early monring AoS Styler.... extraordinairre! .

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 05:23 AM (zQ+Jy)

6 I hate Monday.

Posted by: DarthNihilus69 at March 01, 2010 05:23 AM (t2WJv)

Posted by: maddogg at March 01, 2010 05:24 AM (OlN4e)

8 I'm having trouble concentrating on anything since reading about Jennifer Love Hewitt's bejeweled cooter.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at March 01, 2010 05:24 AM (z0Yv6)

9

Gabe walk us thru the morning routine.

1) Scratch balls.

2) Make coffee

3) Hit auto pilot, "Top Headlines" button.

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 05:25 AM (zQ+Jy)

10 I thought "The Hurt Locker" was crapola. Apparently, the guys who were there agree.

Posted by: maddogg at March 01, 2010 05:26 AM (OlN4e)

11 ...and a Happy Casimir Pulaski Day (observed) to all Polish-American morons (except the ones who get today as a paid holiday--you can bite me).

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 05:26 AM (mR7mk)

12

Re sidebar: Tea Party Retrospective: The Party of HELL NO

 

Good article but looks a lot like Glenn Beck "all parties are bad" stuff. All should read it.

 

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 05:26 AM (QrA9E)

13 A lot of people have the bad cold and it hangs on for like three weeks.

Naw, I just had it for a week.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 01, 2010 05:27 AM (Mi2wf)

14 Standing room only at first English Tea Party Meeting.

Posted by: maddogg at March 01, 2010 05:28 AM (OlN4e)

15 LOL, come back to post that last thing and we have a poll.  hahahaha, no there will be no healthscam bill this week.

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 05:28 AM (QrA9E)

16 The NYT, in its story on Obama's health, focused on Obama's smoking, but failed to include in its story a little medical recommendation. From the UK Guardian: The doctors also recommended "moderation of alcohol intake". Now, why did the NYT ignore that little detail? How much is Barry drinking these days?

Posted by: Blow By The Second Term at March 01, 2010 05:28 AM (Hu/Da)

17 A lot of people have the bad cold and it hangs on for like three weeks.

I had that. It was a pisser.

Posted by: taylork at March 01, 2010 05:30 AM (0Hn5w)

18 Gabe walk us thru the morning routine.

1. Jump out of bed.
2. Turn on lappy.
3. Take care of bathroom bidness.
4. Log into the HQ.
5. Top Headlines Post.
6. Scan wires, rss reader, twitter news lists.
7. Dress & write.
8. Give up on writing.
9. Leave house.
10. Miss usual train.
11. Take the actual 'usual' train.
12. Get to work ten or twenty minutes late.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 01, 2010 05:31 AM (Mi2wf)

19

The doctors also recommended "moderation of alcohol intake".

What? He doesn't know what kind of wine goes with Cheerios?

 

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 05:31 AM (zQ+Jy)

20

Now, why did the NYT ignore that little detail? How much is Barry drinking these days?

Fuck you ashool!  Iz nobody's bizznesh how mush I fuckin dring!

Fuckin teabaggin muttafuker.

Posted by: Barry "Mr. Saturday Night" O'Bama at March 01, 2010 05:33 AM (z0Yv6)

21 Thanx for sharing with us Gabe. You do know you are a role model, right? Where do you work the Valu-Rite Vodka in? On the train...from a flask while cursing at fellow commuters?

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 05:34 AM (zQ+Jy)

22 How much is Barry drinking these days?

Are they still having the Wednesday night cocktail party/concert series?

Are we allowed to bash his actual alcohol consumption the way the proggs bashed W for alcohol recovery?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 05:34 AM (mR7mk)

23 Since poetry is the lubrication that holds together society:

A teabagger, eh?
Butterscotch warriors unite!
Open real wide, bitch.

Posted by: kurtilator at March 01, 2010 05:34 AM (juh4Z)

24 The doctors also recommended "moderation of alcohol intake".

I wonder if he has been drinking with Sheriff Joe?

Posted by: Mjim at March 01, 2010 05:36 AM (V8B//)

25 Are we allowed to bash his actual alcohol consumption the way the proggs bashed W for alcohol recovery?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 09:34 AM (mR7mk)

Or point out that his purported father was a worthless soak

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 01, 2010 05:37 AM (ypGDY)

26 One of my friends said that they recommended he keep trying to give up smoking.  she's a lib and she was pissed that he said he had given it up and now she is finding out that he didn't.  Ugh the blush is starting to come off her rose. 

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 05:38 AM (p302b)

27 Well, we know he isn't drinking with 'ol Ted.

Posted by: HH at March 01, 2010 05:38 AM (1kwr2)

28 I LOL'd at the grenade throw video.  My personal favorite Grenade Throw Fail involved forgetting to unwrap the black tape from around it before throwing.  Doesn't work well that way...

Posted by: Hatchet Five at March 01, 2010 05:39 AM (yfa38)

29

With pomp, fanfare - Patriot Act passes with Democratic support. 

Bush Patriot Act - bad.

Obama Patriot Act - good.

You cannot argue that this is not change.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at March 01, 2010 05:40 AM (RkRxq)

30 If Pelosi cant get the votes to pass the senate bill will Reid move to we'll use reconciliation in the senate to pass the house bill? Or will they finally drop healthscare?

Posted by: paleRider at March 01, 2010 05:40 AM (9i141)

31 Speaking of drinking, I'd wager half of Canada either has a hangover right now or is still drunk.

Posted by: HH at March 01, 2010 05:41 AM (1kwr2)

32 Awwwwwwwww, African-American History Month is over?

No, wait!  It's now Women's History Month! Whew.  I was afraid I wouldn't have a way to feel guilty for the next four weeks.

Posted by: Filly at March 01, 2010 05:41 AM (FDfio)

33

How much is Barry drinking these days?

Well, in all fairness, he did quit doin' Cocaine.

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 05:41 AM (zQ+Jy)

34

AP News article at Fox:

In voicing support for a simple majority vote, White House health reform director Nancy-Ann DeParle signaled Obama's intention to push the Democratic-crafted bill under Senate rules that would overcome GOP stalling tactics.

No bias there huh????

This should be the final push for a while. If they don't make it here they will not make it this year. If they lose in Nov they will not make it for at least 2 years.

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 05:43 AM (QrA9E)

35

Or will they finally drop healthscare?

No. They've gone all in. They may change it, but I can't see them dropping it at all.

Posted by: HH at March 01, 2010 05:43 AM (1kwr2)

36 If you woke up to a Klingon every morning you'd hit the sauce too.

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2010 05:43 AM (D7/BU)

37

One of my friends said that they recommended he keep trying to give up smoking.  she's a lib and she was pissed that he said he had given it up and now she is finding out that he didn't.

She's pissed because he lied about giving up cigarettes?  Damn, that's being pretty selective about his lies, huh?

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at March 01, 2010 05:43 AM (z0Yv6)

38 Are we allowed to bash his actual alcohol consumption the way the proggs bashed W for alcohol recovery?


Oh no of course not, 'cuz you allz r teabagger azzholes and must just drop dead now.

Posted by: Typical O'Bot at March 01, 2010 05:45 AM (yfa38)

39 HOLY RASMUSSEN BATMAN!

What the HELL is going on over at Rasmussen?!  Apparently, Obama has picked up 9 FRICKIN POINTS in Rasmussen's Approval Index over last 2 days.  Did he cure cancer over the weekend and I missed it?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at March 01, 2010 05:45 AM (kEBiX)

40 40 TMI even for a moron.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2010 05:46 AM (RmqR0)

41 Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at March 01, 2010 09:43 AM (z0Yv6)

Nope, she totally supports him and maintains that he hasn't lied about anything.  She says he has told us all straight out what he was planning to do and it was up to us to figure it out.  This, the smoking thing, is the first crack in the armor that I'm seeing.

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 05:47 AM (p302b)

42 Well, in all fairness, he did quit doin' Cocaine.


No, he claims he quit cocaine.  As with all other Obama claims, it must be taken with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at March 01, 2010 05:47 AM (yfa38)

43 over at MSNBC, they are saying it is a good day for Dems on Health care. They are approaching Rahmming speed. http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2010/03/01/2214947.aspx

Posted by: jeff at March 01, 2010 05:48 AM (HScbI)

44 40, Those are symptoms of the virus from "I Am Legend". Send your Christmas cards now.

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2010 05:48 AM (D7/BU)

45

World renowned amateur nobel prize winning climate scientist defends world renownedness by castigating the rest of the world for having the audacity to think:

http://tinyurl.com/yjwytm5


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at March 01, 2010 05:49 AM (RkRxq)

46 He had teh television spectacle and the spin worked so his numbers are up.  Getting really panicked, Americans must be really stupid.

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 05:50 AM (p302b)

47  Europe storm death toll at 62; France hardest hit

toby928--have you developed a new allergy?  You just described ragweed/corn harvest season.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 05:52 AM (mR7mk)

48 No, he claims he quit cocaine. As with all other Obama claims, it must be taken with a grain of salt. All Obama claims come with expiration dates!

Posted by: Blow By The Second Term at March 01, 2010 05:52 AM (Hu/Da)

49 I do cocaaaiane

Posted by: Dr. Rockso Obama at March 01, 2010 05:52 AM (C39a6)

50 45 Well, in all fairness, he did quit doin' Cocaine.


No, he claims he quit cocaine.  As with all other Obama claims, it must be taken with a grain of salt. line of blow.

FTFY

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 01, 2010 05:53 AM (+SZAJ)

51

How much is Barry drinking these days?

How much is Barry drinking these days?

We wanna KNOW!

So. Today is my B-day. And Womens Studies month!

As Flounder would say. "OooHHhhh Boy!"

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 05:53 AM (zQ+Jy)

52 He stopped doing cocaine in the morning. He does do a line or two after lunch. Those afternoon meetings drag on and on.

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2010 05:55 AM (D7/BU)

53

A lot of people have the bad cold and it hangs on for like three weeks.

I'm just now getting over it. I think it was an upper respiratory infection but I'm not sure. (I no see doctor, I am MAN!) The plegm thing was pretty bad.

Posted by: ErikW at March 01, 2010 05:55 AM (hl5TI)

54 http://tinyurl.com/644z6g  Cheneys inaugural advice to barry.

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 05:57 AM (zQ+Jy)

55 The grenade throw was hilarious (thank goodness it was a training grenade and not the real thing).  Funniest grenade story evah came from my dad: on Okinawa they were scraping the bottom of the barrel -- Dad's unit had taken heavy casualties throughout the theater and by that time they were rushing green guys up at an alarming rate; many sadly came and went within a day or two, nobody ever really getting to know them, and their greeness often the cause of their deaths or injuries;  my dad, who had just turned 21 on the island a few weeks before, was called Gramps, and found himself, as a corporal, the ranking officer for part of the day.  He had some newbies with him and a spider hole in front of him.  "What do we do Gunney?"..."I'm not Gunny, idiot, and don't salute me or stare at me ever again, got it?...got any grenades with you?"..."Yeah"..."Well, chuck a few in there." At this point the newbie  took the entire canister of grenades and chucked the whole lot into the spider hole  -- in the canister.  "What now?"..."We're getting the fuck out of here Santa Claus!" 

Posted by: unknown jane at March 01, 2010 05:59 AM (5/yRG)

56 55 His lips seem very purple sometimes.When he does coke?

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2010 06:00 AM (RmqR0)

57 40, you need to go to the doctor.

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 06:02 AM (p302b)

59 A House Republican departs

Pelosi just got one vote closer.....

Posted by: Twinks at March 01, 2010 06:06 AM (wRPBa)

60

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama hasn't kicked the smoking habit, takes anti-inflammatory medication to relieve chronic tendinitis in his left knee and should eat better to lower his cholesterol, his team of doctors concluded Sunday after the 48-year-old's first medical checkup as commander in chief.

The hoops-happy chief executive, who has endured an exhausting White House run and yearlong battles with congressional Republicans, was otherwise declared in excellent health and fit for duty.

Poor widdle Barry, those nasty Republicans are so mean to him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2010 06:06 AM (1Jaio)

61

No, he claims he quit cocaine.  As with all other Obama claims, it must be taken with a grain of salt mine.

FTFY

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 06:07 AM (QrA9E)

62 How is ti that the Nobel people seem to be able to hone in on the weakest links in our democratic republic?

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 06:08 AM (p302b)

63 Once O's deathcare passes, will we all get a "team of doctors" for our annual checkups? 

Posted by: Twinks at March 01, 2010 06:09 AM (wRPBa)

64 What the HELL is going on over at Rasmussen?!  Apparently, Obama has picked up 9 FRICKIN POINTS in Rasmussen's Approval Index over last 2 days.  Did he cure cancer over the weekend and I missed it?

I think the 52% blow with the wind. And last week was pretty damn windy.

Posted by: arhooley at March 01, 2010 06:10 AM (cFcLa)

65 who has endured an exhausting White House run

Huh.  I've always assumed that running for POTUS was voluntary--something people do because they WANT to.  Who knew?  Poor widdle Barry.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 06:10 AM (mR7mk)

66 @63 is anti-inflammatory spelled Vicodin?

Posted by: kurtilator at March 01, 2010 06:11 AM (juh4Z)

67 Funny news for the day - from my blog centristnetblog.com

Unreported From Health Summit: Obama Says “Obamacare” for First Timehttp://tiny.cc/lqewT

Posted by: AHFF Geoff at March 01, 2010 06:12 AM (5r0Tz)

68 If Ras has this douchebag up 9 points, the only conclusion I draw is that the kabuki summit helped him.  Considering how well the Repubs wiped the floor with him policy-wise, it doesn't bode well regarding the aggregate IQ of Americans.  This is not good.

Posted by: Twinks at March 01, 2010 06:12 AM (wRPBa)

69 67 An Olympic uptick?  I've noticed that his ratings go up if he hasn't been prominiently featured in the news cycle for a few days; give him a week.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 01, 2010 06:12 AM (5/yRG)

70 Look, he's seen FLOTUS naked, heck, a lot of us have, give the guy a break.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at March 01, 2010 06:13 AM (D7/BU)

71 It just occurred to me that his poll numbers are up because Americans feel sorry for him.  That is what he was trying to do, get sympathy and we missed it entirely.  The Republicans were masterful, trounced the dems monumentally and the watchers came away with how evil those republicans are cause they are so tough.  I'm beginning to think that this is an anti parent kind of thing more than anything else and guess what?  the republicans have been set up as the parents.

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 06:15 AM (p302b)

72

Barry is up 9 points? Sherrif Joe will fuck that up by wednesday.

Bets anyone?

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 06:15 AM (zQ+Jy)

73 nice try Al. can you please explain rising sea levels while also arguing more water evaporation from the oceans as the cause for all these winter storms?

Posted by: stormin1961 at March 01, 2010 06:16 AM (Vb02N)

74 Good morning M&M's hope everyone enjoyed their weekends,now back to your regularly scheduled lives with the Olympics over and done with.

Posted by: TEE866 at March 01, 2010 06:16 AM (74lR/)

75 Last night was a bummer had to listen to two beer salesmen tell me that beer sales were down and they were worried about their income.

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 06:18 AM (p302b)

76 It's time for a certain Alaskan lady to post a reminder of just what a nightmare ObamaCare is.

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2010 06:18 AM (D7/BU)

77 So someone said they heard on Fox news this weekend that "Ram was considering leaving"  and then I heard them quizzing Mara about this the night before.  And there were reports that he wants his old seat back.  So wonder if this is all leading to him quitting?  Wonder if the firing of the social secretary was just the beginning of the firing of Val and a lot of the others.  Self preservation and all that.

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 06:22 AM (p302b)

78

March?

I really shouldn't have taken that mental health month.

And I really really shouldn't have taken the second mental health month.

Guess I better pick up the pace...

The question of the week:

"Mr. President, have you moderated your alcohol intake yet?"

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2010 06:22 AM (Be4xl)

79 The grenade throw was hilarious (thank goodness it was a training grenade and not the real thing).

It was a smoke round, used for screening.  harder for the enemy to shoot what they can't see, don't you know.  Also useful for marking own position when calling in air support.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at March 01, 2010 06:23 AM (yfa38)

80

Well the numbers are in for February weather here.  The average high was 52.2 and the average low was 30.8.  The average median temp was 41.5.

That is compared with 54.1/36.5/45.3 from last year.  Compare that to the NWS average for Feb 15th of 63/41/52.

Yes, Al Bore is whining big time about his scam going to hell, The Weather Channel and the rest of the libtard idiots are talking about cold weather vs "climate" When an entire month is way colder than the past year, and the past year was way colder than normal it ain't weather no more.

Its the climate people. If this keeps up I will have to get rid of my heat pump and go to an oil fired furnace. Heat pumps do not work well below 32°F which is why you don't see them up North.  

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 06:29 AM (QrA9E)

81 80 The post has an editorial by liberal hack Colbert King today or Sat (both papers were on the kit table this morning) defending Rahm and saying all Obama's problems were because he didn't follow Rahm's advice.

Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2010 06:29 AM (VqDb7)

82

"Mr. President, have you moderated your alcohol intake yet?"

Great. We've gone from ridiculing a recoverring alcoholic, to covering for an admitted drug dealer with high alcohol consumption.

So..barry, Van Jones and Burris have been smoking blunts, drinking 40's and yelling at chicks from the steps of the W.H. ?

Pretty f'ng sad when I'm more of a role model than our Precedent. 

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 06:30 AM (zQ+Jy)

83 Interesting talk radio: AZ congressman said that black abortion rates are akin to slavery.

Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2010 06:30 AM (VqDb7)

84 Well, I like to see Gorebots taking permanent steps to reduce their carbon dioxide emissions in accordance with their delusions, but murdering children is not cool.  *spit*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 06:31 AM (mR7mk)

85

Heat pumps do not work well below 32°F which is why you don't see them up North.

What makes a heat pump different? The HVAC unit out back says "heat pump" on it and that is all I know.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2010 06:32 AM (Be4xl)

86

So. Today is my B-day. And Womens Studies month!

As Flounder would say. "OooHHhhh Boy!"

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 09:53 AM (zQ+Jy)

Happy Birthday hutch1200

Posted by: conscious and rubbing the sleep out of my eyes at March 01, 2010 06:35 AM (Vu6sl)

87 Tanx, conscious!

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 06:39 AM (zQ+Jy)

88 I believe Obama HAS cut down his alcohol intake somewhat, as of yesterday: he bet Prime Minister Stephen Harper a case of beer that the Americans would beat the Canadians in hockey. If the Americans had won the gold, he'd have collected a 24-pack of "Yuengling" beer, whatever that is. Now he owes Harper 24 Molsons, though God knows when he'll ever pay up.

Posted by: Dr Mabuse at March 01, 2010 06:41 AM (CPdUf)

89 Hey Gabe, how are you feeling?  I'm asking cause you said last week that you had a really bad cold.  A lot of people have the bad cold and it hangs on for like three weeks.

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 09:18 AM (p302b)

Yeah, does your face hurt?  Cuz it's killing me.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 01, 2010 06:41 AM (1fanL)

90

82 I know it was a smoke round, but it was being used for training.  Guess I should've been more clear: thank goodness it wasn't a real deal fragmentation...that would've been tragic. 

 

Happy Birthday hutch.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 01, 2010 06:42 AM (5/yRG)

91

What makes a heat pump different? The HVAC unit out back says "heat pump" on it and that is all I know.

A heat pump is basically an A/C unit with piping and solenoids that allow it to reverse cycle.  In the heating mode it attempts to cool the outdoors and reject heat from outdoors into the house.

Normally this is the most economic method of heating a house.  The problem is that when the outdoor temp gets below 32°F it has a tough time "cooling" any further, not to mention the coils start freezing up which requires it to reverse cycle to thaw them.

When it gets below 32 the internal strip heaters cut on and they suck electricity like no tommorrow. When the average low temp goes below 32 it means your strip heaters are running at night all the time.  

I have been using just below 600KW per week for the past month and that is damn high for a 1600 sq ft house.

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 06:43 AM (QrA9E)

92 He stopped doing cocaine in the morning.

He does do a line or two after lunch.

Those afternoon meetings drag on and on.

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2010 09:55 AM (D7/BU)

How awesome would it be if Barry got caught on tape a la Marion Barry?  Sigh.  I come up with these awesome scenarios, and then I remember: President Plugs.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 01, 2010 06:44 AM (1fanL)

93

The article by Rick Moran is very interesting.

No 'poison food plot' at Fort Jackson but 4 Muslims discharged from army?

"Given the whitewash of what happened at Fort Hood, the news that an army investigation has concluded there was no plot to poison the food at Fort Jackson but that 4 of the 5 translators involved have been dismissed from the army, I think some further clarification is in order."


 

Posted by: conscious and not buying the bullshit explanation at March 01, 2010 06:45 AM (Vu6sl)

94

How awesome would it be if Barry got caught on tape a la Marion Barry?  Sigh.  I come up with these awesome scenarios, and then I remember: President Plugs.

President plugs WOULD be a repeat of teh Jimmy Cahtar.  That would be better than the Obama who is ctively trying to destroy the country so he can rem,ake it in a communist mode. Plugs would just be incompetant as hell and screw everything up but not destroy it.

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 06:47 AM (QrA9E)

95 94  The ones they advertise not-quite-as-far-north as me are "ground source" heat pumps, which circulate water into underground pipes to cool/warm it.  Circulating 60 degree water through the house to "heat" it doesn't work well when it is "ass-cold" outside.  My house up here in frozen Iowa is 1900 sq. feet with a high-efficiency gas furnace from 1996 (along with gas dryer and water heater); gas bill last month was $105. 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at March 01, 2010 06:48 AM (yfa38)

96

Thanks, Vic.

It sure sends out a blast of hot air.

I gotta get the duct work cleaned or replaced because the previous owners...well, long story, but smoke and dust are not making my eyes feel very good when the heat is on.

Not really smoke of course, but it seemed easier than saying "crap from tar residue."

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2010 06:48 AM (Be4xl)

97 Tanx Jane!

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 06:49 AM (zQ+Jy)

98 Interesting talk radio: AZ congressman said that black abortion rates are akin to slavery.

Yeah, that's all over the leftroots. They're saying he's saying that Blacks were better off under slavery because so many of them are being aborted now. I call cheap agendized bullshit all around.

Posted by: arhooley at March 01, 2010 06:50 AM (cFcLa)

99

The left wing propaganda that is called Yahoo news is running this story from the Huffington Post.

Conservative Democrat Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.), whose obstinacy during the health care reform process was so frustrating to the progressive community, is officially getting a primary challenge.

On Monday morning, Arkansas lieutenant governor, Bill Halter, announced that he would launch a campaign to dislodge Lincoln from her Senate seat.

I guess in the world of yahoo and HuffPo Blanche is a conservative.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2010 06:50 AM (1Jaio)

Posted by: conscious and wondering why the SS doesn't provide Odumbass with a Kleenix at March 01, 2010 06:51 AM (Vu6sl)

101

 

7 I hate Monday.

Posted by: DarthNihilus69 at March 01, 2010 09:23 AM (t2WJv)

Tell me about it.

http://tinyurl.com/yz5uvxo

Posted by: di butler at March 01, 2010 06:51 AM (S3xX1)

102 Now he owes Harper 24 Molsons, though God knows when he'll ever pay up. He'll give Harper Molsons which aren't drinkable in Canada.

Posted by: Blow By The Second Term at March 01, 2010 06:52 AM (Hu/Da)

103 all Obama's problems were because he didn't follow Rahm's advice.

Sounds like something leaked by Rahm. Also sounds like Rahm's attempt to put on poison lipstick before he receives the kiss of death.

Posted by: arhooley at March 01, 2010 06:52 AM (cFcLa)

104 Mama AJ - we have a heat pump/air conditioner in our bedroom. It's fairy effective where we live, in CT, which gets really cold, but the bills are expensive, since it's electric. Oddly enough, though, when we use it as an air conditioner in summer, the bills are less costly. But we also have a propane fireplace in the bedroom and we use that 90 percent of the time. The heat pump tends to be rather noisy and we bought a very modern unit a few years ago.

Posted by: Sassypants at March 01, 2010 06:52 AM (55Lwn)

105 In voicing support for a simple majority vote,

Yeah, they got elected by lying to the American people and now that they have huge majorities based on fraud, they want a vote. Why not this? Why not write the bill, get it all prettied up and let Congressmen run for or against it? A real referendum.

A simple majority vote.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2010 06:52 AM (T0NGe)

106 the firing of Val and a lot of the others.

Whom would he replace them with? He doesn't know anyone outside Chicago. Although he could get some more old Clintonites, which would be dip-worthy in many ways.

Posted by: arhooley at March 01, 2010 06:54 AM (cFcLa)

107 Drudge has posted the remark in the medical report regarding Easy Bake's drinking.

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2010 06:56 AM (D7/BU)

108

"On Monday morning, Arkansas lieutenant governor, Bill Halter, announced that he would launch a campaign to dislodge Lincoln from her Senate seat."

Some (lefty spinning) politicos think this will push Lincoln to now support reconciliation, and hence ObamaCare.  Huh?  What did I miss?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 01, 2010 06:57 AM (ucq49)

109 I find that when sipping mimosas, Kools just aren't as flavorful as Newports.

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 01, 2010 06:58 AM (GwPRU)

110

Happy Birthday, Hutch!

http://tinyurl.com/35jzwe

 

Posted by: di butler at March 01, 2010 06:59 AM (S3xX1)

111 Your fridge works off a heat pump too MamaAJ. Heat pumps circulate a compressible fluid around. When its compressed it releases heat (ie outside the food compartment of the fridge) where its allowed to expand it will absorb heat. Some of the home heating/cooling models can flip the compression from inside to outside to go from heating to cooling. There can still be heat pumps up north but the outside coils have to be in a well or deep enough in the ground to be at a steady temperature of around 50-55F. I have the mental image of folks building makeshift greenhouses around their air to air heat pump heating systems in winter.

Posted by: paleRider at March 01, 2010 06:59 AM (MI4/O)

112

The heat pump tends to be rather noisy and we bought a very modern unit a few years ago.

This unit is amazingly loud. I have no idea how old it is. Given that the last owners didn't take care of anything, I really need to get it serviced and see what state it's in.

Our electric bill was $90 or so the first couple months and the last bill was $190, but compared to our old house, it's great! There we paid $200-$400 a month.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2010 06:59 AM (Be4xl)

113

A study in media bias see the following headline and lead paragraph for an AP article about Bunning and the unemployment extension.  Fox rewrote the AP news article for its own purposes.

 

Fox:

 

Administration Blames Bunning's 'Political Games' for Furlough of 2,000 Workers

 

Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood blasted Kentucky Sen. Jim Bunning Monday for blocking legislation to extend several federal programs, a move that triggered the furlough of 2,000 transportation workers Monday

 

Original from AP (via MSNBC)

 

Senate impasse puts federal employees out of work.

 

WASHINGTON - Two thousand federal transportation workers are being furloughed without pay on Monday, and the Obama administration said they have a Kentucky senator to blame for it.

 

So it goes from mearly biased liberal to outright Dem PR.  And what is the truth?

 

Bunning wants them to adhere to the just passed Dem PR bill called paygo in which they claimed they would start balancing the budget by forcing all bills to be paid for.  Basically what that means is they want a tax increase for every new bill but they figure that would have about as much chance now as the healthscam crap so they will not even try.

 

Of course, if they floated a bill to cut some welfare bloat the RÂ’s would flock to voite FOR it. (except for Mclame and Lindsey that is).

 

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 06:59 AM (QrA9E)

114 Happy birthday Di! It is your birthday today, right?

Posted by: Sassypants at March 01, 2010 07:00 AM (55Lwn)

115 a 24-pack of "Yuengling" beer, whatever that is

Oldest continually-operating brewery in the country.

It's no Spotted Cow, but it's acceptable.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 07:01 AM (mR7mk)

116

Not really smoke of course, but it seemed easier than saying "crap from tar residue."

When the strip heaters first cut on if they are covered with dust that dust will burn away and make smoke but it should clear up after a few minutes. This is normal at the begging of the cold season.  If it doesn't clear up after a few minutes something is bad wrong and you need to get it checked soon.

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 07:02 AM (QrA9E)

117 I find that when sipping mimosas, Kools just aren't as flavorful as Newports.

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 01, 2010 10:58 AM (GwPRU)

Like you can taste anything when you're all coked up.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 01, 2010 07:03 AM (1fanL)

118 http://tinyurl.com/yak756s Barry gonna stack the SC?

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 07:03 AM (zQ+Jy)

119 We paid about $4,000 (cost of unit and labour) for our wall mounted heat pump/air conditioner. As I say, it was one of the better ones from Samsung. But it is noisy, especially if you're trying to go to sleep. And when we used it, our electric bills were really high, even if we set it to a normal temperature like 65 degrees or so. Now, however, something happened to it, it started freaking out with a crazy loud noise and we haven't used it in months. I have to get it fixed. But as I say, in summer, as an air conditioner, it is fabulous and cools our bedroom which is very large, and the ceilings are cathedral height.

Posted by: Sassypants at March 01, 2010 07:04 AM (55Lwn)

120

It's fairy effective where we live, in CT, which gets really cold, but the bills are expensive, since it's electric. Oddly enough, though, when we use it as an air conditioner in summer, the bills are less

As I said, they don't work very well when the outside is below 32°F.  I would shut it off when it is below 32 outside and go strictly with the gas.

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 07:04 AM (QrA9E)

121 Barry gonna stack the SC?

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 11:03 AM (zQ+Jy)

Don't think even Barry is that dumb.  But I'm not sure.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 01, 2010 07:04 AM (1fanL)

122 118  Yuengling is good stuff.  Don't you damn it with faint praise like that. 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at March 01, 2010 07:05 AM (yfa38)

123 Tanx di Butler! :0

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 01, 2010 07:06 AM (zQ+Jy)

124 Thanks Sass, but I still have until the 16th.

Posted by: di butler at March 01, 2010 07:07 AM (S3xX1)

125 It's been a while, but I recall that Yuengling compares favorably to Sam Adams.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2010 07:07 AM (T0NGe)

126 127 - oops, sorry, di.

Posted by: Sassypants at March 01, 2010 07:07 AM (55Lwn)

127 It's not Spotted Cow.  *sniff*

Meanwhile...Matt Damon 'Disappointed' in Obama

Tears of unfathomable sadness...yummy!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 07:08 AM (mR7mk)

128 Yuengling pronounced "ying"ling

Posted by: Mjim at March 01, 2010 07:10 AM (V8B//)

129 Tears of unfathomable sadness...yummy!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 11:08 AM (mR7mk)

One of the best Southparks EVAH!

Posted by: FUBAR at March 01, 2010 07:10 AM (1fanL)

130

This will piss you off:

http://tinyurl.com/yjzeqwv

Posted by: di butler at March 01, 2010 07:11 AM (S3xX1)

131

No, Vic, sorry I just haven't had enough coffee to be coherent.

The previous owners smoked and were morally opposed to cleaning, it seems.

The windows have gone bad so the house gets dusty much more quickly than out last couple houses.

Given the smoking and non-cleaning, I'm picturing dust and tar covered duct work.

It bothered my eyes a lot the first week or two the heater was on. By the time I figured out what was bothering my eyes, it wasn't as bad. Not great, but not as bad.

One of my many project for this month since I didn't do much so far this year!

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2010 07:11 AM (Be4xl)

132 15

I  had to visit the ENT and make sure it wasn't pneumonia. She stuck the rubber hose up my nose and you could have drained DC faster. Three weeks later, and I'm still sneezing blood. It's fucking horrible.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 01, 2010 07:12 AM (mHQ7T)

133 80

They've been liabilities, but they were huge assets during the campaign. This is where they cash in their chips and go back to the private sector with loot.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 01, 2010 07:14 AM (mHQ7T)

134 118

Mmmmm... I love me some Pottsville punch and keep plenty in the fridge.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 01, 2010 07:18 AM (mHQ7T)

135 "Pottsville punch"

Haven't heard that one.. you must be from there

Posted by: Mjim at March 01, 2010 07:20 AM (V8B//)

136 I LOLed at "Pottsville Punch".

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2010 07:23 AM (Be4xl)

137
If the Americans had won the gold, he'd have collected a 24-pack of "Yuengling" beer, whatever that is.

Oldest brewery in America. And their lager is pretty good.

Posted by: Tinian at March 01, 2010 07:23 AM (7+pP9)

138 11. Take the actual 'usual' train.

Ahhh...

We are soul mates...

Posted by: Deety at March 01, 2010 07:25 AM (aVzyR)

139

Fox News story:

Chile's defense minister said Sunday that the navy made a mistake by not immediately issuing a tsunami warning after a mammoth earthquake, a step that could have helped coastal villagers flee to higher ground sooner.

Francisco Vidal said, however, that an alarm was later sounded by port captains. He said that saved hundreds if not thousands of lives.

...

Many of the more than 708 known dead from the quake were in Chile's coastal regions swamped by the tsunami.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2010 07:28 AM (Be4xl)

140 133


That should be an "accessory to murder", 2 counts and "felony child endangerment", 1 count, to Al Gore

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 01, 2010 07:28 AM (+SZAJ)

141 I have been using just below 600KW per week for the past month and that is damn high for a 1600 sq ft house.

That's about 10 seconds at Al Gore's house.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 01, 2010 07:29 AM (1fanL)

142

That should be an "accessory to murder", 2 counts and "felony child endangerment", 1 count, to Al Gore

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 01, 2010 11:28 AM (+SZAJ)

Yeah, and, what in the HELL is wrong with the British?

Posted by: FUBAR at March 01, 2010 07:31 AM (1fanL)

143 Chile sounds like they have huge problems but haven't asked for help yet. If they don't ask for help until tomorrow and it takes days for help to arrive, that could be very very bad for the people without food and water now.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2010 07:37 AM (Be4xl)

144 I'm from close by there, though never actually been. But I've read Pottsville's other claim to fame John O'Hara's An Appointment In Samarra. He also wrote Butterfield 8 and Pal Joey.

It's most likely Greasy Joe reminded the President about America's Oldest Brewery. I wish he'd gotten his sentimental education during the election, but look who he grew up with. He's got his work cut out for him.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 01, 2010 07:39 AM (mHQ7T)

145 148 Chile sounds like they have huge problems but haven't asked for help yet.

I thought they had.  I've seen that they're asking for help on our local news over the weekend...

... I just checked the web and CBS is reporting that Chile only officially asked the UN for help this morning. 

So my local news (LA) sucks, I guess. 

Posted by: Y-not is clinging to her immortal soul at March 01, 2010 07:40 AM (Kn9r7)

146 Oh, and PLEASE keep smoking, Barry!

Posted by: Y-not has given up on her soul at March 01, 2010 07:41 AM (Kn9r7)

147 147
Yeah, and, what in the HELL is wrong with the British?

Sorry, I don't have all day to explain that.

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 01, 2010 07:42 AM (+SZAJ)

148 Barack Obama is a lush.  Doctors tell him to "moderate" alcohol intake.

http://bit.ly/djKh2d

Between this and his inability to quit smoking makes me wonder if we have a President with a propensity towards substance abuse.  What's next, Xanax?  Meth?  Crack cocaine?

Posted by: GulfCoastTider at March 01, 2010 07:43 AM (7yeem)

149 Now that I'm back in Brooklyn, I'm partial to Schaefer beer, too.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 01, 2010 07:43 AM (mHQ7T)

150

I just checked the web and CBS is reporting that Chile only officially asked the UN for help this morning. 

Okay, I didn't see anything about that on Fox's site, but they have more on video than articles so it was probably on one of the videos!

It's still going to take a while to get help there, isn't it?

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2010 07:46 AM (Be4xl)

151 Heh, looks like ABCNews is crashing and burning.  Drudge just linked a story. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2010 07:47 AM (9Wv2j)

152 130 It's not Spotted Cow.  *sniff*

Meanwhile...Matt Damon 'Disappointed' in Obama

Tears of unfathomable sadness...yummy!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 11:08 AM (mR7mk)


Matt Damon, MMMMAAAATTTTTTTTT DDDDAAAAAMMMMOOOONNNN

Posted by: Matt Damon at March 01, 2010 07:49 AM (LdYLm)

153 It's still going to take a while to get help there, isn't it?

Absolutely. 

I wonder why the Chileans delayed at all.  I was just confused because I thought our news was reporting that they'd asked for help already... but I guess it wasn't through official channels or whatever. 

It's a shame that they are having problems with looting already.

Posted by: Y-not has given up on her soul at March 01, 2010 07:50 AM (Kn9r7)

154 Between this and his inability to quit smoking makes me wonder if we have a President with a propensity towards substance abuse.

Don't forget his two major addictions: to the sound of his own voice and the sight of his own reflection.

Seriously, though, he does seem to have an addictive personality. 

I sure feel safe with him in charge.  /sarc

Posted by: Y-not at March 01, 2010 07:52 AM (Kn9r7)

155 40 toby928 sounds like he has ebola. Get to a doc, poste haste!

Posted by: Derak at March 01, 2010 07:55 AM (sPWq2)

156 @147 - since it all transpired in Argentina, I don't know that the British bear any responsibility. You can't blame the Brits for spawning Al Gore.

Posted by: tawny at March 01, 2010 07:57 AM (KRQQs)

157 7 I hate Monday.   This IS Monday?

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 01, 2010 07:57 AM (JKGfQ)

158

The doctors also recommended "moderation  massive amounts of alcohol intake".

 

FIFY

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 01, 2010 07:59 AM (JKGfQ)

159

If Ras has this douchebag up 9 points, the only conclusion I draw is that the kabuki summit helped him.

Maybe it's because of the Olympics.  Heck, if he can cure the world, he can make us win medals.

Posted by: katya at March 01, 2010 07:59 AM (TtjiY)

160 If they don't ask for help until tomorrow and it takes days for help to arrive, that could be very very bad for the people without food and water now.

But would an army of helpful sorts, clogging up the ports be of any practical use in getting food and water to those who might be cut off right now?


Posted by: Deety at March 01, 2010 07:59 AM (aVzyR)

161

Posted by: Upscale Community Organizer at March 01, 2010 11:30 AM (IhHdM)

This site gives the relative costs for heating using different mechanisms. Since it is a site dedicated to selling natural gas it is biased toward that factor.

You can see the difference between electric baseboard heat/electric furnace (at 7.16 cents/kw) which is what your heat pump becomes when it is below 32°F outside and a high efficiency heat pump (which is what I have also 7.2/kw).

They assume a relatively low cost for NG and propane (2.47/gal propane). I have gas logs attached to a 90 lb propane tank that I had been using when it got real cold outside.  The local gas company went up to over $4.00/gal for propane so I quit using it except when I lost power.  I don't know what NG costs here because it is not available at all.  Note that #2 fuel oil is actually a lot higher than a heat pump or even an electric furnace.  Fuel oil is what most people in the NE use.

Notice that if you hook your heat pump to a deepwell the costs go down markedly.  That is because the temp it is using for a heat sink stays at 65°F.

In the South most people use heat pumps because they can perform both heating and cooling with the same system and "normally" the temperatures remain above 32°F in the Winter so it stays economical.  My normal weekly usage in the Winter is around 300KW.  In the spring and fall with the heat pump off I use about 200KW/wk just for other household loads (mostly hot water heater and clothes dryer).

It just needs to get back to the "normal" temps here.  I could use some of that damn globull warming crap.

   

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 08:08 AM (QrA9E)

162 @163
I actually saw someone spinning (I think at Althouse) that "moderation of alcohol intake" might mean that the doctors told him to increase his drinking.  Bwahaha! 

This is from the American Diabetes Association web site:

The greatest benefit of alcohol appears to fall within study quintiles that include people drinking 15–30 g/day of alcohol, which can be considered “light to moderate drinking.” One drink of alcohol is commonly defined as 12 oz of beer, 5 oz of wine, or 1.5 oz of distilled spirits (hard liquor), each the equivalent of about 15 g of alcohol.

Studies suggest a “J” or “U” shaped curve: a small amount of alcohol per day is better than either no alcohol or a large amount of alcohol. The type of alcoholic drink doesn't seem to matter. Studies also report an increase in insulin sensitivity from moderate amounts of alcohol. Finally, studies indicate that light to moderate amounts of alcohol do not raise blood pressure, whereas chronic excessive amounts (greater than 30–60 g/day) do.

The ADA currently recommends no more than 2 servings of alcohol per day for healthy men. 

I'm guessing Obama is exceeding that, if his doctors noted that he should moderate his alcohol intake.  He's in a high risk group for metabolic diseases. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 01, 2010 08:09 AM (Kn9r7)

163 now that our prez is turning his focus on jobs, every thing should be fine...what is all this healthcare talk? jobs, remember? He is on jobs now...morons

Posted by: duncan at March 01, 2010 08:15 AM (gjUaP)

164 Maybe it's because of the Olympics.  Heck, if he can cure the world, he can make us win medals.

I think you're onto something there. There were several earnest hipsters at a pub in my neighborhood hoping the US hockey team would beat Canada yesterday. No small part of that was desperation for just some win, any win, even a case of Yuengling for President Greek Columns.


Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 01, 2010 08:19 AM (mHQ7T)

165 No quantity of assholes can ruin my bacon and coffee.

Posted by: Iskandar at March 01, 2010 08:21 AM (/o58C)

166

#91, Yuengling is really good beer from Pennsylvania. Right up there with Sam Adams for me in terms of drinkability.

Regarding the Rapture Pets organization in the headlines sidebar, the last time they were mentioned online I contacted them to see if I could get in on the action and maybe pocket a dollar or two. I'm pretty much an atheist, and even if I was accidentally in a state of grace at the time, the theological grounds for the pre-Tribulation rapture of the Church are really really thin, as in "probably not going to happen". I was told I'd be added to the waiting list as they try to organize their growth.

Posted by: SGT Dan at March 01, 2010 08:41 AM (GgXZc)

167

Damon, who still thinks Obama deserves time, vouches that "the people who worked on 'Green Zone' come from all across the political spectrum."

Yes, the whole political spectrum from the far left to the radical left. Damon is a complete cretin.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2010 08:43 AM (1Jaio)

168 @169

The US team would have won, if they had access to socialized medicine affordable healthcare like the Canadians do. 

Posted by: earnest hipster at March 01, 2010 08:48 AM (Kn9r7)

169 Where's the ACLU and the rest of the "protectors of our civil rights" about Barry extending certain provisions of the Patriot Act on Saturday? Were there any news sources that covered or reported it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2010 08:50 AM (1Jaio)

170

My theory on the "Fort Jackson Five" is that five disgruntled recruits, when they discovered saying "I quit" didn't work, decided to act up until they DID get thrown out. And they want to make 100 percent sure of that before they announce it, and they don't want to queer the program by making a big deal of the fact that some of the recruits they take for that program are lousy soldiers that only get by because they speak Arabic.

My experience with some of the 09L's was that they were Reservists, had been promised an easy trainup and they were "special" and therefore wouldn't be worked too hard. When they were pushed too hard, they'd get sullen and balky. Some of them were real fucking prima donnas, but like any other artist, if you needed them to produce you couldn't beat it out of them. I had a pretty good one, but some of the others in our brigade fucking sucked. Definitely a leadership challenge. You couldn't treat them like an infantry E-1. You can PT an infantry private til he drops if he doesn't obey. You try that with a 09L, he'll "forget" the dialect you need out of him at the moment.

Posted by: SGT Dan at March 01, 2010 08:58 AM (GgXZc)

171

"I had that in December.  Today I have a heretofore never experienced variety:  a cold of the eyes.  Both my eyes are bloodshot and weepy with blood and snot pouring out of my nose."

Somebody's been making out with Brian Boitano...

Posted by: Eric Cartman at March 01, 2010 09:22 AM (5npD/)

172 Thanks for all the info on Yuengling beer! I'd honestly never heard of it; when I lived in the U.S., it was in Boston, pretty much Sam Adams country. I thought Yuengling was a Chinese beer, though I guess not even Obama would be that stupid, at least when making a bet!

Posted by: Dr Mabuse at March 01, 2010 09:30 AM (CPdUf)

173

I thought Yuengling was a Chinese beer, though I guess not even Obama would be that stupid, at least when making a bet!

The first time I had Yuengling was on a trip to Pittsburg. Everyone told me I should try it while I was there. At the time that was the only place you could get it. Now they have a brewery in SC so I can get it anytime.

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 09:35 AM (QrA9E)

174

"Maybe it's because of the Olympics.  Heck, if he can cure the world, he can make us win medals."

This is your fundamental problem, right here.  You shouldn't want so many medals.  America has already won a lot of medals over the course of Olympics past.  You don't need the whole pie; you need to learn that you should only have part of the pie, so that there is enough left for others, who have no pie.

It is for this very reason that I am founding a new nonprofit, the Athletic Coalition for Olympic Reward Normalization.  This coalition of althetes from all peoples of the world will seek to right the wrongs of this overly-competitive Olympic society, where only the best, strongest, and brightest can win, and those with the biggest aspirations, yet the smallest muscles, are left behind to perish.

Please, won't you support us financially with a $10 donation?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 01, 2010 10:17 AM (kZVsz)

175

You guys may have covered this as I was taking my elderly mother for a root canal but

how drunk has Obama been?

Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2010 10:36 AM (VqDb7)

176 not knowing that the new season of one of the greatest gameshows of all time, Solitary, started at the end of January sucks major ass. I now have 4 episodes (watched the first episode on Hulu) to catch up on

Posted by: fartbubble at March 01, 2010 10:36 AM (gAmQ1)

177 What? No Lienenkugel love here?  (yes, yes, I'm from the midwest).  I'm a big Sam Adams fan, can't get Yuengling's here...but Lienies were the poor man's alternative to the ever present (and always hideous) Bud in these parts (although extra credit to any of you out there who has ever gone through the valley of beer death which is Stag -- you my friend, have then truly earned membership into the poor, underage, and too desperate for booze fraternity/sorority and I salute you as a brother/sister...actually shotgunned one of those brews of beelzebub once, I blame it for the nausea I suffered the entire weekend).

Posted by: unknown jane at March 01, 2010 11:08 AM (5/yRG)

178 What? No Lienenkugel love here?  (yes, yes, I'm from the midwest).  I'm a big Sam Adams fan, can't get Yuengling's here...but Lienies were the poor man's alternative to the ever present (and always hideous) Bud in these parts (although extra credit to any of you out there who has ever gone through the valley of beer death which is Stag -- you my friend, have then truly earned membership into the poor, underage, and too desperate for booze fraternity/sorority and I salute you as a brother/sister...actually shotgunned one of those brews of beelzebub once, I blame it for the nausea I suffered the entire weekend).

Posted by: unknown jane at March 01, 2010 03:08 PM (5/yRG)

Honey Weiss FTW. Also, fuck Stag, it's all about that Laser

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