1 It feels like a Monday.

2 Um, Gabe? It's Tuesday.

3

Ugh. Monday

Ugh back at ya.  It's Tuesday.

 

 

4
Uhhhh... Tuesday.

5 Man, please don't make it be Monday again!

6 That device the aliens gave you really works.

7 Gabriel has mad time manipulation skillz... please fast forward to Friday..

8 I was thinking the page didn't refresh, until I realized Gabe is reliving Groundhog Day.

9

SEE?  Now THIS is why I left the right behind!!!

10 Doesn't know.  Doesn't care.  Lucky bastard.

11
http://tinyurl.com/yzpa683

12 Sheriff Joe stole his Monday.

13 Well, I got my Monday issue of the Wall Street Journal, so I think this might be a conspiracy. 

14 Ned?

Ned Reyerson?

15  Stupid wingnuts, don't know Monday from Tuesday. Probably have jobs and stuff. Why can't you be like me, just kickin' back, cashin' my Obama check, watchin' a little Maury, postin' on the Kos, spendin' the afternoon at the pub . . .

Then Monday, or Tuesday, wouldn't bother you so much.

16 Groundhog Day was a cute movie, but please don't make me live it.

17 Needlenose Ned? Ned the Head?

18 Tuesday is the worst day of the week. You're still tired from the lack of sleep from Monday and your body hasnt adjusted to the work week wake schedule. Not to mention Tuesday is never Friday.

19 Democrats to Require Individuals to Buy "D'Oh!bama" Insurance to Cover Losses Resulting from ObamaCare Law: tinyurl.com/ybqoagf

20 hmmm....tuesday here in az...i think

21 hey, a quick question if I may. I read and love this site I read it all the time now, especially after a certain deranged jazz musician went loony...anyway, speaking of Jazz, I post on a ultra liberal jazz forum, just to keep it from being 100% left wing propaganda. So, the other day I posted the Aetna thread....I saw this message in my inbox...
there's a virus somewhere in the link you posted here

I'm deleting your Aetna thread.

Ok, I am having a real hard time believing that....
here is the thread....
http://minx.cc/?post=299974
What say you all???? An ad made someone think their was a virus???
Liberals hate the thruth????
Thanks!

22

 

I post a comment and a new thread pops up. It's magic.

ABC radio news at 9:00 est

 1. How is this militia group "Christian" and even if can be construed to be, why do they say that everytime when they never say "muslim" terrorists?

2. This toyota thing is bull--it's been created to help GM

3. Putin wants the dead scraped from the sewers. He will find the organizers and "crush" them.

4. A housing "correction" on the way.

5. The French are visiting and no state dinner---"private affair". No tent?

6. Leboon is scheduled for a mental disorder assessment (just do the rest of them while you're at it)

23 Not to mention Tuesday is never Friday.

Posted by: Wizard of id at March 30, 2010 09:07 AM (eoYse)

 

But, can Wednesday be Thursday, just to move things along a bit faster?  I am a bit confused.

24

Ned, I have missed you so much...<<prolonged, uncomfortable hug>>

25

Talk about settin' the clocks forward!!!!!

So that makes it Wednesday?

26 there's a virus somewhere in the link you posted here

Love of liberty?
Respect for the Constitution?
Crazy belief in personal responsibility and reaping the rewards of one's own achievement?

Spread it!  SPREAD IT!!

27

Gabe, noooooooooo!

Don't make us relive Monday!

*sobs*

28 But, can Wednesday be Thursday, just to move things along a bit faster? I am a bit confused. Ask Obambi, apparently he can save teh world and reduce/raise my insurance (that I have refused to buy in 5 years) rates 3000%.

29 Leboon is scheduled for a mental disorder assessment

Of course.  He's embarrassed the upper-level apparatchiks and must be discredited.  Very Soviet.

30 If you motherfuckers would look at the truth for once, you would know that today is actually Monday!!11! Why don't you idiots look at using something besides the calendar you're so comfortable with? Open your eyes!11! Lemmings!!11!!!!111!

31 I guess the same guys who wrote the Health Care Bill are now doing headline comments.

fucking demoncrats.

32 If you drink enough ValuRite, every morning feels like a Monday morning! 

33 Monday? Again? Fuck.

34

Recently I saw President Jugears swaggering around in a bomber's jacket, but not a word from the media about his reckless cowboy foreign policy ways. 

Can someone put me some f'n knowledge about which branch of the service Barry enlisted?

35 Look, just in case this really is Monday, could you please make it Monday of 2009?  Got stocks I want to buy.  And Lotto Tickets.  Lots of Lotto tickets.

36 Trying a new sock...

*Ahem!*

37 how do you post a link?

38 Gabe's life must truly suck. It even contains TWO Mondays.

39

http://tinyurl.com/ykxyktx

Hollywood is out of plotlines. Here's one to make Harrison Ford wish he was 35 again. Pity the real hero will only get his MOH engraved on his gravestone, but at least he won't have to see himself portrayed by Matt Damon.

 

40
ziggyee

Liberals hate the truth, and they also don't mind lying. Lies lies lies.

41

Sunday's on the phone to Monday,
Tuesday's on the phone to me
Oh yeah.

42 34 That's just funny.

43 Saigon.  Shit.  I was still only in Saigon.

44

@34, that's not a bomber jacket. A bomber jacket has a fur collar.

Maybe it's a UAV jacket.

45 Can someone put me some f'n knowledge about which branch of the service Barry enlisted?

I believe that would be the Girl Scouts Fritz.  Happy Second Monday to you all.

46 Hmm...

Gonna stick with this until the 111th is over.

47 Yes, it's Tuesday. One day closer to repeal of Zerocare. One day closer to repeal of Zero.

48

I blame Gabe for making me dream of Sherrif Joe Arpaio running a bondage themed sex club full of illegal aliens. 

and you know, that could have been cool if they weren't all little men in dirty jeans and faded flannel shirts, running around shrieking OY! OY! OY! while Sherrif Joe chased them with a broom.

49 Why do you have to give extra publicity to Monday when it's the worst fucking day of the fucking week? Answer me you fuck!

50 Steele is a disgrace. I never dreamed he could be such a feckless dickhead.

51

Can someone put me some f'n knowledge about which branch of the service Barry enlisted?

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2010 09:17 AM (GwPRU)

The Red Guard

52 Pull the post. You're not doing anyone any favors by talking up Monday.

Fucking rookie.

It's Tuesday. You're fucking punching down to Monday. Don't fucking punch down. Punch up!

53

@34, that's not a bomber jacket. A bomber jacket has a fur collar.

Maybe it's a UAV jacket.

Maybe it's a Pokistoni bomber jacket. Do they have bombers?

Yesterday Putin said that the terrorists were being trained in the wilds of  Pokiston. I'm wondering if he is going to go after them and if we will "disapprove" of his methods because his "rules of engagement" won't be as politically correct?

How likely will  it be that the Russians won't be as culturally sensitive?

54

How likely will  it be that the Russians won't be as culturally sensitive?

Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2010 09:27 AM (5xovh)

 

I suspect if/when they find the terrorist hideout no matter where it is, a whole $hit load of SU-25 Frogfoot's will be on the way very quicky.  Oh and no worries about collateral damage with the Russkies.

55 How embarassing would it be for Putin to find Al Queda in Pokiston?

56

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama says he believes the Tea Party is built around a "core group" of people who question whether he is a U.S. citizen and believe he is a socialist.

But beyond that, Obama tells NBC he recognizes the movement involves "folks who have legitimate concerns" about the national debt and whether the government is taking on too many difficult issues simultaneously.

Yeah, paranoid Barry their concerns are the government taking on too many difficult issues simultaneously. Gosh, Barry don't strain yourself all at once for us. Just take over every aspect of the country one piece at a time.

57

Perhaps Medvedev could interest Pokiston in some mutual disarmament. Worked on us!

If the MSM would like to see what a christian militia really looks like, they should train their cameras on that patch of hill country. Russian Orthodox counts, doesn't it? This won't even spoil their Easter.

58 You have discovered the Wayback machine.

59 Did anyone say it was Tuesday yet?

Bah.

60

Did anyone say it was Tuesday yet?

Gabe will. Tomorrow.

61 I can has Avatar? Nu'vi? nanu-nanu?

62 "By the end of this decade, we will once again have the highest proportion of college graduates in the world."

And most of 'em still won't know shit, but at least they won't have to pay back all the loan they took out for spring break.

63 Graphic video of the Moscow subway bombing. Click at your own risk:

http://tinyurl.com/yfhkew4

64 Broken link to the bottom headline comment for today (your link has an extra 'h' at the front):

http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/96564/

65

Regarding the comparative State compensation, this point was raised earlier on this site that State governments employ few burger flippers and assembly-line workers.  They employ office workers and administrators.  Does this analysis take the standard pay level into account for the jobs that state workers perform, or does it average the restaurant workers into the private sector pay level.

66 That "America's Quiet Anger" article was so true and so good.  Excellent reading. 

67 > Regarding the comparative State compensation, this point was raised earlier on this site that State governments employ few burger flippers and assembly-line workers. ... Posted by: T The linked article doesn't go into that level of detail. It quotes BLS survey which is not linked. The part of the article that is closest to your query is this: The union response is that government workers deserve all this because they are more educated and highly skilled. That may account for some of the pay differential but not the blowout benefits. The unions also neglect one of the greatest perks of government employment: job security. Short of shooting up a Post Office, government workers rarely get fired or laid off. If government workers were underpaid, we'd expect high attrition rates, as they pursued better private opportunities. The reality is the opposite. Cato Institute economist Chris Edwards has analyzed Department of Labor statistics and found that private workers are three times more likely to quit their jobs than are government workers.

68 66 Broken link to the bottom headline comment for today (your link has an extra 'h' at the front): http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/96564/ Posted by: T Fixed.

69 abc

70 for better health

71 do exercises and drink plenty of water