April 01, 2010
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Posted by: kelley in virginia at April 01, 2010 05:31 AM (u7eo+)
Posted by: Jack at April 01, 2010 05:31 AM (bvDV5)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 01, 2010 05:32 AM (R2fpr)
Morning!
Sports fans--agree or disagree with this statement: this is the best week of sports all year. I saw YES!
I submit for the record:
Ex. A: Final Four
Ex. B: Opening Day
Ex. C: The Masters
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 05:34 AM (pLTLS)
did anyone else notice that although some in state govt protested Obamacare because of the unfunded mandates, there wasn't the hue & cry you would expect from those trying to balance a state budget?
they must be thinking they'll get more porkulus or that they'll tax their residents some more.
wonder what part of NO do the local legislators not understand?
Posted by: kelley in virginia at April 01, 2010 05:35 AM (u7eo+)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 05:36 AM (qzoN5)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2010 05:36 AM (AGXlA)
Anarchists Plan War On April 15th Tea Parties
Violent anarchists are planning on infiltrating and sabotaging the Tea Party Protests on April 15th.
Via Gate Way Pundit
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2010 05:36 AM (7+pP9)
He has been allowed to get way tooooo personal...It is time to fight back.
Where are the wealthy GOP to go after him...
Breitbart please take a turn at this jerk.......
Posted by: non_dhimmie at April 01, 2010 05:38 AM (zACGu)
They just passed a 50 cent a pack cigarette tax increase here. So yeah, taxes are coming.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 05:38 AM (QrA9E)
Repost from yesterday:
21 I just got back from a conference at the State Capitol put on by State Rep. Greenberg on what we as a state can do and are doing to resist Obamacare. I would say there were around 100 at the meeting, standing room only. When the meeting was over (it was full of Teaparty types BTW) a candidate for Blanche Lincoln's Senate seat, Jim Holt suggested we go down the hall and try to convince Governor Beebe to join the 14 other states in the lawsuit against Obamacare. We (maybe 50 of us) caught Gov. Beebe outside his office and began questioning him on his stand on Obamacare and why we hadn't filed suit with the 14 other states. The Governor seemed taken aback and a little off balance faced with around 40 angry voters but kept his composure. He allowed that though he was against the bill (he doesn't have a clue how we are going to pay for our share since the state is near bankrupt) he doesn't think the lawsuits are going to be successful and it would cost at least $70,000 to the state to call a special session. The state budget office figures Obamacare will cost the state of Arkansas 100-200 million) Needless to say, we as a group disagreed strongly. After 10 minutes or so of argument he said he was late for a funeral and we let him leave. He is aware we exist, however.
Video added today. I am visible in this clip but not recognizable.
Posted by: maddogg at April 01, 2010 05:39 AM (OlN4e)
no SEC football. or deadskins. therefore not good sports week.
Posted by: kelley in virginia at April 01, 2010 05:39 AM (u7eo+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2010 05:40 AM (1Jaio)
I feel the same way about 'Teh Anarchists' as The Blues Brothers felt about Illinois Nazis. Effing poseurs.
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 01, 2010 05:41 AM (deG4/)
From the anarchist link:
"This tea party movement that emerged only a year ago is a coalition of conservatives, anti-Semites, fascists, libertarians, racists, constitutionalists, militia men, gun freaks, homophobes, Ron Paul supporters, Alex Jones conspiracy types and American flag wavers."
Which one are you?
Who is alex jones? I thought the leftist were the anti-semites....
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2010 05:41 AM (AGXlA)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 05:44 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 05:45 AM (qzoN5)
Posted by: eman at April 01, 2010 05:47 AM (3fzoU)
If you had ever been to Guam you wouldn't be worried.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 05:47 AM (QrA9E)
Not sure why you included this, since golf is not a sport.
As one wag put it, it's a pastime which barely qualifies as an activity.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2010 05:50 AM (rOd1g)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 05:51 AM (qzoN5)
I was reading my local fishwrap yesterday and stumbled opun this article:
It looks like Chris Dodd's heir apparent, Chicken Dick Blumenthal is going on a witch hunt against The Humane Society. I've got mixed feelings about the H.S. because on one hand, I got the greatest dog in the world from one of their facilities while, on the other, I'm aware of their ties to PETA.
Nonetheless, this looks like a case of the H.S. fighting back against unionization and a Dem A.G. going after them for that unforgivable sin.
Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at April 01, 2010 05:51 AM (fnKN1)
Posted by: eman at April 01, 2010 05:52 AM (3fzoU)
Not sure why you included this, since golf is not a sport.
As one wag put it, it's a pastime which barely qualifies as an activity.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2010 09:50 AM (rOd1g)
I liked Mark Twain's description: "A pleasant walk spoiled by a little white ball".
Posted by: Nighthawk at April 01, 2010 05:52 AM (OtQXp)
That's why I prefer the SPCA. They seem less prone to trying to elevate animals to the level of people.
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 05:53 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: laceyunderalls in the lower Midwest at April 01, 2010 05:53 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 01, 2010 05:53 AM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Nighthawk at April 01, 2010 05:53 AM (OtQXp)
But hiding multiple hookers from your wife apparently is. Did you all see that article on how Tiger's friend is blaming Michael Jordon for getting Tiger into that lifestyle?
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 05:54 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: ford at April 01, 2010 05:55 AM (Ki7fm)
Apparently Vanity Fair has a really raunchy account of T-Wang with details from one of da hoes in this month's mag. So filthy they couldn't even talk about it in general on the radio.
Of course I'll go to B&N and read it (as I won't pay for crap magazines. But I'll waste my time reading crap magazines!)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 05:57 AM (pLTLS)
The Communist Science Monitor looking into the grave threat of militias
Chicago – A former federal prosecutor who helped convict Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh suggests that the great risk of America's growing militia movement is not necessarily in the militias themselves, but in their capacity to spark rogue actors like Mr. McVeigh, whose 1995 attack on the Murrah Federal Building killed 168 people.
Then, as now, the president was a Democrat seen to be liberal (President Clinton versus President Obama). Then, as now, he had recently pushed though a controversial piece of legislation (the federal assault weapons ban versus healthcare reform). And then, as now, an extremist fringe was warning of a pending government takeover.
I thought that Barry is a centrist. The media is hoping for another Oklahoma city to the point of inventing one if they have to.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2010 05:57 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2010 05:58 AM (ucxC/)
What constitutes a sport? After being subjected to non-stop curling coverage last month, I really wonder.
Elevated heart rate?
Potential/likelihood for injury?
Individual athleticism?
Seriously. I always read these comments about golf, but I don't get it as I never seem to see similar comments about horse racing, NASCAR, or bowling.
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 05:59 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 06:00 AM (7VvJB)
Nah, Kratos (?) has it right. We're only happy when we're stealing souls.
Posted by: Y-not, soul-sucker at April 01, 2010 06:01 AM (Kn9r7)
There was a "NASCAR is not a sport" thread here not long ago.
What I don't get is how upset people get when someone calls their hobby "not a sport." Just because something isn't a sport doesn't mean it's not worth doing or doesn't take skill/talent/practice. Heart surgery isn't a sport, either; doesn't mean anyone off the street can do it well.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 06:04 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 06:04 AM (7VvJB)
Via Drudge: Clinton Blasted for Pushing Abortion in Canada
"You cannot have maternal health without reproductive health. And reproductive health includes contraception and family planning and access to legal, safe abortion," she told reporters when asked about Canada's G8 initiative.
Reacting to Clinton's comments, Mary Ellen Douglas, national organizer for Campaign Life Coalition (CLC), told LifeSiteNews (LSN), “How dare she stick her pro-abortion nose into Canadian politics. Hasn't she done enough damage to the unborn in the U.S.?Ââ€
I guess this smashing victory can be chalked up, once again, to The Lady Gaga Doctrine of International Affairs;
Hillary Clinton while boarding her plane, was overheard trilling, "I want your love, I don't want to be friends."
She then jetted off into the sunset, bound to Aruba for three fun-filled days and two glorious nights of simulated lesbian bondage in the surf and sand.
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2010 06:05 AM (GwPRU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2010 09:58 AM (ucxC/)
The Congressman is obviously a fan of Perelandra by C.S. Lewis. Someone (or someguy) should tell him we are NOT on Venus.
Posted by: Mike H at April 01, 2010 06:05 AM (zqzYV)
True.
OK, quick poll. I noticed that cut off shorts seem to be back in vogue (based on how many stores seem to be carrying them), much to Mr. Y-not's... er... satisfaction. Which do the morons prefer: cut-offs (or any shorts) or short skirts?
Posted by: Y-not, soul-sucker at April 01, 2010 06:06 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 06:06 AM (qzoN5)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2010 06:06 AM (0YX2f)
Remember when they were conplaining that they had to pack the ground around the bushes in ice so they wouldn't bloom too early and how it was all the global warming doing it?
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 06:07 AM (QrA9E)
Spring means fat people in too-tight shorts and tube tops, sunburn, allergies, tornados and the wafting aroma of manure on the fields. Spring sucks ass.
Now, can explain to me why men prefer women who hate sports...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 06:08 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 06:08 AM (mR7mk)
True.
OK, quick poll. I noticed that cut off shorts seem to be back in vogue (based on how many stores seem to be carrying them), much to Mr. Y-not's... er... satisfaction. Which do the morons prefer: cut-offs (or any shorts) or short skirts?
Posted by: Y-not, soul-sucker at April 01, 2010 10:06 AM (Kn9r7)
Short skirts, for the obvious reason:
Topper Harley: Those are some long legs...Ramada Thompson: I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.
Posted by: Mike H at April 01, 2010 06:09 AM (zqzYV)
I'm not a golfer (although I do follow the PGA and to a lesser extent the Champions tours), but I think it has to do with not being considered an athlete.
I think golfers are athletes.
I think jockeys are athletes.
Although I know NASCAR drivers have to have some 'muscle,' they just don't seem like athletes to me... although I'd put them way about curlers for athleticism.
Posted by: Y-not, soul-sucker at April 01, 2010 06:09 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 06:09 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Barbarian at April 01, 2010 06:09 AM (EL+OC)
And if you don't use a cart you will get some exercise. Of course without a cart you can't haul beer around in a cooler either so half the fun is gone.
But that also reminds me of an old joke when I used to play golf.
Why do they call it golf?
Because shit was already taken.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 06:10 AM (QrA9E)
I love golf! Specifically I love golf courses -- those rolling, manicured greens are great to sneak out on for a little gallop; the horses just love it. Some of the sand traps are built just perfectly to jump into and out of.
Therefore, I believe we need more golf courses.
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 06:10 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Barbarian at April 01, 2010 06:10 AM (EL+OC)
You can't have mothers without babies. Don't give me that "fur-child" crap--you can't leave a baby home alone with three days with a bowl of crunchies and some water.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 06:10 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 06:11 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2010 06:11 AM (IEJ4J)
Since they make just being male a sport.
Elevated heart rate?
Potential/likelihood for injury?
Individual athleticism?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 01, 2010 06:11 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 06:14 AM (5/yRG)
Holy Shit!! The Easter Meth came out perfect. I can see my house from here.
Wait, I'm in my basement.
Posted by: hutch1200 at April 01, 2010 06:15 AM (giGwS)
Glad to be of service.
Posted by: someguy at April 01, 2010 06:15 AM (VRJIW)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 01, 2010 06:15 AM (p05LM)
LOL, reminds me of when a friend of mine came out from CA during the spring a few years ago. We went out to the club that I used to be a member of to play a round of golf.
The ladies went as well and rode in a separate cart behind us. Leaving the 4th tee we got halfway down the fairway and noticed the ladies were missing.
They had pulled off the fairway and were off to the side digging up flowers that had been planted around some bushes. When I asked what they were doing the response was "aren't these lovely flowers? They are just growing here so we figured we would take some home".
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 06:17 AM (QrA9E)
This simply is not true. The sad fact is that there are too many women who throw out the "you're not a football fan are you?" in the beginning. And then spend way too much energy on getting the man to change.
I am lucky in this respect in that I changed Mrs. Circa into a bonafide football junkie. I'm evil like that.
P.S.: I am concerned that if this thread reaches 100 comments at its least widest point, it could capsize and burst into flames.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2010 06:17 AM (nC+4h)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 06:18 AM (5/yRG)
Right response. Although it is kind of a funny tradition to maintain.
Speaking of men/women/"sports," I was looking into some NRA classes for Mr. Y-not and I and I found that the classes seem to be segregated by gender. I don't understand why. Is it that guys would be too distracted by the combination of their two favorite things - chicks and guns - to shoot straight?
We went skeet shooting with a friend years ago and I had a slight knack and thought it was fun.
The NRA classes I found were in Chino and run by the Freedom First Firearms School, btw, if there are any SoCalers out there who can give me some input. The group seemed a little more political than I was seeking. I'd rather hook in to some Ducks Unlimited types but I can't find an active chapter down here.
Posted by: Y-not, soul-sucker at April 01, 2010 06:18 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 06:19 AM (pLTLS)
90 I would never take a golf course's flowers -- that would kinda be stealing.
I just "borrow" them once in a while.
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 06:19 AM (5/yRG)
so islands just kind of float around? how did we map them? this is very upsetting
Apparently you have never watched 'Lost'.
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2010 06:19 AM (GkYyh)
Posted by: Y-not, soul-sucker at April 01, 2010 06:21 AM (Kn9r7)
And I'd like to throw this out there with the coming of the warm weather...
*ahem....clears throat....*
Ladies, just because it fits does not mean you should wear it.
That will be all.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 06:21 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 06:21 AM (qzoN5)
Now, can explain to me why men prefer women who hate sports...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 10:08 AM
We have a game we play. See if you can make it through 4 aisles @ walmart w/o puking. Keep in mind this is Scranton, where there should be a 3 day waiting period for Spandex. You will see more pregnant chicks in halter tops, than any redneck family reunion. And house arrest ankle bracelets are so polpular you'd think you were in a DUI courtroom.
Posted by: hutch1200 at April 01, 2010 06:22 AM (giGwS)
And some should check the meaning of "fits."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2010 06:22 AM (nC+4h)
Not all women, just melanin-deficient women with allergies to pollen, manure, total devastation, and rolls of fat flopping about in public when they're trying to eat. I'm aware I'm a minority.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 06:23 AM (mR7mk)
Joe Biden is the patron saint of April Fools Day.
And I'm shocked that Congress hasn't figured out a way to keep Rhode Island from floating out to sea.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 01, 2010 06:23 AM (DPM1U)
Goes double for men. Mind you, "fits" does not mean six inches of hairy belly poking out under your shirt hem...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 06:24 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 06:25 AM (pLTLS)
I dreaded spring when I was growing up in Maryland 'cause it just meant summer was coming with its humidity and - yes, I'll admit this, I was an over-eager student - school was out of session. But it is pretty sweet out here in Cal with all of the citrus in bloom and whatnot.
Posted by: Y-not, soul-sucker at April 01, 2010 06:25 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Zombie Countrysquire at April 01, 2010 06:26 AM (rDvlp)
My electricity usage is now down to about 230KW a week vs 600 at the height of the cold.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 06:26 AM (QrA9E)
Y-Not, Ducks is a pretty politically active group too; they just don't seem to be as out front with it.
Maybe gender segregated shooting isn't such a bad idea: I find that my husband can be a bit...take charge at the range. He's a great shot, but sometimes a bit overwhelming (notice I am being very diplomatic in my choice of adjectives). I have noticed this in a few other guys; I think it's a guy/gun thing. Thing is though, once a woman gets used to handling a firearm, they are often on average the better shots...this could be a problem for some men.
For the record, my husband is a better shot than me -- but it has to do with his eyesight being 20/10 and not having an astigmatism (which I have been cursed with); it can mess with my sighting (it's gotten worse as I've gotten older too).
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 06:26 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 06:26 AM (qzoN5)
April is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Posted by: Obligatory TS Eliot Quotation at April 01, 2010 06:28 AM (DPM1U)
Posted by: fartbubble at April 01, 2010 06:28 AM (gAmQ1)
Which do the morons prefer: cut-offs (or any shorts) or short skirts?
Speaking as a dirty old man, I'll go with short skirts, as they have the possibility of up skirt 'accidents'. Shorts are good, though. Like Guy says, it's the legs that are important.
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at April 01, 2010 06:28 AM (pZEar)
Would it be justifiable homicide for me to strangle the co-worker that talks baby-talk to her boyfriend all day long? I'd go with manslaughter but then there's that whole mens rea thing.
"I wub you...."
Who the fuck are these wimmins?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 06:28 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 06:29 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2010 06:29 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 06:30 AM (5/yRG)
If there is one thing this country needs, it's a coherent and easily understood set of standards for justifiable homicide.
Posted by: MikeO at April 01, 2010 06:32 AM (lBmZl)
#56 Nah, Kratos (?) has it right. We're only happy when we're stealing souls.
Finally, somebody admits it!
#115 if it's something you can win at while breaking out in a sweat, it's a sport
Playing GoW3 is a sport then. Yes!!!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Olympus) at April 01, 2010 06:32 AM (9hSKh)
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Yeah, I realize that. It's just the "out front" part I'm not keen on, NTTAWWT I would like to get away from politics occasionally. I'm not unsympathetic, but I really am more interested in shotgun sports, including possibly hunting someday, and I liked what I learned about DU (Mr. Y-not interviewed for a job there several years ago). I also like their blend of conservation stuff. It might be the sort of thing I could get involved in as a volunteer or semi-professionally with my biology and fundraising background. I haven't checked recently, but the last I looked there didn't seem to be an active DU group down here... guess it's too dry or something?
Anyhoo, I know what you mean about women and gun sports. When a bunch of us neophytes went with our buddy way back when, the girls were better at the skeet shooting. I think it's because we didn't try to horse the shotgun, we just pivoted and aimed. The guys were stronger and the neophyte guys seemed to be trying to "point" the weapon with their arms. 'Don't know if this makes sense, but that's how it seemed.
Posted by: Y-not, soul-sucker at April 01, 2010 06:32 AM (Kn9r7)
Every year I plant and then as soon as the tomatoes come out the bugs and mocking birds come out. I almost never get to eat one of the damn things.
BTW, a mocking bird can really do wonders to a tomato.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 06:32 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 06:33 AM (qzoN5)
Posted by: Grey Fox with sharp little teeth at April 01, 2010 06:34 AM (FTx5X)
Just wait till they break up and you get the angry crap all day long. Especially when she talks to a friend about what an asshole he was.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 06:34 AM (QrA9E)
they must be thinking they'll get more porkulus or that they'll tax their residents some more.
Texas is already planning on Tollway hikes, property tax hikes, and getting rid of police and fire department services (lord knows, there isn't any other government 'service' we could get rid of...). No pol's mentioned state income tax yet (that I'm aware of), and I hope the first one that does is flayed alive and rolled down a saltmine.
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at April 01, 2010 06:34 AM (pZEar)
Actually that's kind of an interesting question, does this prove Obama is a racist? After all, the MSM was certain the fact that GW Bush not going to New Orleans after Katrina was attributable to the fact that he hated black people.
Since Rhode Island has so many white people, and Obama hasn't visited the site of the disaster, shouldn't the media hold him to the same standard?
Hmm....
Well, ok, we all know that isn't going to happen. But I'd be willing to bet a fiver that some asshat liberal points to this and says, "see, it's all caused by global climate change" sooner or later.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2010 06:34 AM (e8T35)
Well, a week ago past Sat. we had 9+ inches of snow here, and I posted that the first day of spring brought the sound of Snow-plows.
Well, that snow quickly melted, and it finally has started to warm up. Fast.
So I have really heard the first real sounds of spring here in the mid-west the last couple of days.
Motorcycles. Especially Harleys'.
That, my fellow morons, is the true sound of spring. (Well, at least in these parts).
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2010 06:35 AM (GkYyh)
If there is one thing this country needs, it's a coherent and easily understood set of standards for justifiable homicide.
Posted by: MikeO at April 01, 2010 10:32 AM (lBmZl)
You mean "he pissed me off" isn't it?
.... oops!
Posted by: Nighthawk at April 01, 2010 06:35 AM (OtQXp)
Or "look at the demographics of his district." If more than half of them can read at a fourth-grade level, I'd be shocked.
Who the fuck are these wimmins?
I wonder if she's dating the guy I used to sit by who talked to his fiancee on the phone all day like she was in preschool? Not just cute babytalk, but telling her to wait until he got home for that PBJ, because she could hurt herself with the table knife. Bleah.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 06:36 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: Grey Fox with sharp little teeth at April 01, 2010 06:36 AM (FTx5X)
Yes, she's that girl.
Having what should be very private conversstions in a very public manner. Ex: ....blahbity blah blah blah, I service him but he won't reciprocate.
(and I'm cleaning it up here).
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 06:36 AM (pLTLS)
Here's what ya do. Over lunch some time casually mention that you read a story that men who can get women to baby talk are usually cheating with another woman that takes charge and is just using the baby talker for casual sex.
And it wouldn't be a lie, because you just read it.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 06:37 AM (7VvJB)
There's something to be said for Daisy Dukes. They made a comeback in the early/mid 90s.
That reminds me: What's the difference between a 2-1/2" inseam and a 1-3/4" inseam? A wax job.
Posted by: MikeO at April 01, 2010 06:37 AM (lBmZl)
139 Yes, she's that girl.
Maybe if you promise not to crush souls for a week or something, maybe I'll let you borrow the Head of Helios so you can at least shut her up...
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Olympus) at April 01, 2010 06:39 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Mjim at April 01, 2010 06:39 AM (V8B//)
Hillary Clinton while boarding her plane, was overheard trilling, "I want your love, I don't want to be friends."
She then jetted off into the sunset, bound to Aruba for three fun-filled days and two glorious nights of simulated lesbian bondage in the surf and sand.
Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2010 10:05 AM (GwPRU)
Simulated, you say? Does that mean that she had Bill along, wearing his man-lesbian costume?
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at April 01, 2010 06:40 AM (k4bdL)
So I'm seeing a trend toward skirts over shorts for both demure and naughty reasons.
Mr. Y-not seems quite keen on the cut-offs. (I think it's nostalgia for a rocking pair I had in college.) I've lost a bunch of weight, so I'd don't have any jeans that'd work for that but the ones in the stores look ok.
Posted by: Y-not, soul-sucker at April 01, 2010 06:41 AM (Kn9r7)
Sure, it starts with Someguy getting banned...
Posted by: Pitchfork Pete at April 01, 2010 06:44 AM (90oki)
Having what should be very private conversstions in a very public manner. Ex: ....blahbity blah blah blah, I service him but he won't reciprocate.
Easy enough to cure... just join in the conversation with your own advice. Nothing kills the baby talk faster than a frank assessment of the odds that they'll have broken up by the end of the month, and that the only memory he'll have of her is the discomfort from the STD screening afterwards.
If nothing else, it'll get her to stop blabbing in front of you and start whispering furtively behind your back.
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at April 01, 2010 06:44 AM (pZEar)
"Now, can explain to me why men prefer women who hate sports..."
Sorry, have to disagree on this one. Not too much is sexier than good looking lady tennis players, golfers, etc. Also, it's incredibly engaging and disarming when sports is a topic of conversation and a woman weighs in with informed commentary. Or when you're with another couple and your wife/girlfriend is talking with the husband/boyfriend, and the other woman engages you in a debate about the local sports team.
Posted by: RM at April 01, 2010 06:45 AM (GkYyh)
Posted by: RM at April 01, 2010 10:45 AM
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How you doin'?
Posted by: Sporty wife-swapper at April 01, 2010 06:46 AM (Kn9r7)
Every year I plant and then as soon as the tomatoes come out the bugs and mocking birds come out. I almost never get to eat one of the damn things.
BTW, a mocking bird can really do wonders to a tomato.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 10:32 AM (QrA9E)
May I suggest DDT and a shotgun? You'll have the benefits of being able to eat your tomatos, and piss of the libs at the same time
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 06:46 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 06:47 AM (qzoN5)
Posted by: George Orwell at April 01, 2010 06:47 AM (AZGON)
Just as long as you don't give her a razor.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2010 06:48 AM (nC+4h)
Someguy is somegal?
Posted by: laceyunderallsSo it claimed yesterday (and it was the real one, not the joke on a different thread about not having genitalia).
Posted by: Sporty wife-swapper at April 01, 2010 06:49 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Ace Venura at April 01, 2010 06:50 AM (9hSKh)
Remember folks, do not copy text from trolls. It makes it a pain to clean up their droppings. -GM]
Posted by: Paulie Carbone at April 01, 2010 06:51 AM (KK69A)
Skirt vs shorts
Really, why is this even a question?
Skirts = easy access
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 10:42 AM (pLTLS)
Bingo! Plus, it's always a challenge trying to look up a skirt.
Posted by: conscious, but freaking incoherent at April 01, 2010 06:52 AM (YVZlY)
You may want to reevaluate whether it's really the baby talk that's getting on your nerves. I once had a new employee assigned to a cube next to mine who talked on the phone all day about how she was going to buy a car with the earnings from her job. She was canned within two weeks because she was not productive. It turned out that one of her primary roles was supposed to be taking call overflow from different customer-service groups in the organization, but she let those calls roll past her spot in the hunt group.
That "all day" was not an exaggeration. She talked at least six hours of her eight-hour shift on the telephone about inane shit--mostly about the car she was going to buy. She reminded me of a six-year-old obsessing over a Christmas toy.
My point was that it isn't necessarily content that bugs me. For me, it's the very idea of somebody speaking loudly enough on the phone for others to hear. There's supposedly something programmed in our heads that compels us to pay attention to conversations when you can hear only one side. After a person stops talking and starts listening to the person on the other end of the line, it trips the "were you talking to me?" circuit in our brains.
Posted by: MikeO at April 01, 2010 06:52 AM (lBmZl)
Ok, who the fuck signed your day pass?
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 06:53 AM (erIg9)
How you doin'?
Great! It's a gorgeous day, here. Headed out after lunch to play some golf, then meeting my wife to watch our son's lacrosse game. Doesn't get much better than that.
Posted by: RM at April 01, 2010 06:53 AM (GkYyh)
Oh, and cleanup on aisle 162.
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 06:54 AM (Kn9r7)
Which do the morons prefer: cut-offs (or any shorts) or short skirts?
Short skirts. Not sure why, I just think there is something a little more refined about a young lady in a skirt as opposed to shorts.
Posted by: Mallamutt at April 01, 2010 10:08 AMI see what you did there.
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2010 06:54 AM (iYbLN)
Heh. Billy-Jeff Napolituna.
Posted by: MikeO at April 01, 2010 06:55 AM (lBmZl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2010 06:55 AM (nC+4h)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 06:56 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: George Orwell at April 01, 2010 06:57 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 06:57 AM (Kn9r7)
The tolerant liberals, coming to grace us..
Is that what they're calling it now? I never bother keeping up with their latest euphemisms. Is progressive still a good thing, or is it a swear word yet? Is liberal back in style now, or have they picked some other nest to shit in?
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at April 01, 2010 06:57 AM (pZEar)
Posted by: mpfs, My allergies are killing me today at April 01, 2010 06:58 AM (iYbLN)
178 What we need on this thread is Guy Fawkes, who I understand from an impeccable source (someguy), has system privileges!
I thought Fawkes wasn't going to be around much longer since someguy (or somegal, w/e), was going to get his/her/its(?) lawyer after him?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 06:58 AM (9hSKh)
Ugh. That stinks.
I don't have allergy allergies, but I am noticing that something that blooms at this time of year out here is making my head stuffy.
Or maybe it's the collie shed...
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 06:59 AM (Kn9r7)
He's a Lagavulin man, so he is forgiven.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2010 10:58 AM (nC+4h)
Which is produced on Islay Island. So keep the hell off of it, else it may capsize and destroy the distillery.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 06:59 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at April 01, 2010 07:00 AM (pZEar)
@162 Paulie
One thing is for sure, if it takes a retard to know a retard, you must know an army of them, you stupid brainless fuck.
Posted by: maddogg at April 01, 2010 07:00 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 07:00 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 07:02 AM (5/yRG)
A cleanup is also need in aisle 146 of the Why Pretend to Open Up Domestic Oil Exploration? thread.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 01, 2010 07:03 AM (7+pP9)
And now a musical interlude from my people....
They Tried To Kill Us, We Survived, Lets Eat.
Take it away.....
http://tinyurl.com/yl7sgs2
Posted by: mpfs, My allergies are killing me today at April 01, 2010 07:05 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: maddogg at April 01, 2010 07:06 AM (OlN4e)
.Oh, no, no, no....
The best moment was the attempt to use Venus as an example for global warming on earth. Now that was some USDA Choice Cut stupidity and willful ignorance on display.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2010 07:06 AM (nC+4h)
I guess in a nation of 300 million a certain percentage is going to be plain bug-fk crazy.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 07:07 AM (QrA9E)
#199 The best moment was the attempt to use Venus as an example for global warming on earth. Now that was some USDA Choice Cut stupidity and willful ignorance on display.
They did that on a Captain Planet episode too. Still scarred from that childhood memory.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 07:07 AM (9hSKh)
Read on drudge that Leno thinks he and conan were screwed....lol almost everyone I know has stopped watching Leno completely. Won't put him on at all.
Posted by: curious at April 01, 2010 07:08 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Someguy's Lawyer at April 01, 2010 07:09 AM (KrRnU)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 07:09 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 07:10 AM (7VvJB)
I want a show where I can ask things like "Are we in the middle of an ocean of shit soup on a leaky canoe and no paddle? And please remember that if you answer no, I will hit you with a chair."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2010 07:10 AM (nC+4h)
LOL, I tried Sevendust and it helped some with the bugs. But can't use a shotgun on the mocking birds. I have a county mounty living a few doors down from me now.
Can't indiscriminately shoot like I used to when I first moved to this neighborhood in 1981 and it was mostly woods.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 07:11 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 07:12 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 07:13 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2010 07:13 AM (AGXlA)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 07:14 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2010 07:15 AM (AGXlA)
It'll happen. Just not soon enough.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 07:16 AM (mR7mk)
Can't indiscriminately shoot like I used to when I first moved to this neighborhood in 1981 and it was mostly woods.
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Daniel Boone at April 01, 2010 07:16 AM (GkYyh)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 07:16 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2010 07:17 AM (AGXlA)
I kind of lost interest in it after trying it out for a few weeks. The format is jumbled and - I realize this is blasphemy in some parts - Treacher isn't funny enough to be worth the trouble of finding his stuff. Plus, I thought the posts about his hit and run thing were overdone... whiny and self-involved.
Basically, it seems like a pretty journalism-y place.
This RNC story smacks of lazy, path of least resistance stuff. They clearly have connections in the RNC - because they are supposedly conservatives - and are milking those. No analysis (I still haven't seen meaningful analysis of RNC's fundraising operation, just breathless posts about exorbitant (supposedly) expenses) and no comparisons to political fundraising trends across the country and over time. I haven't learned anything from their stories.
I like BigGov etc better.
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 07:17 AM (Kn9r7)
205 -- Oh, there have been some other memorable moments.
We really should have a Best Of Troll memorial of some sort. If nothing else, for the new folks that are puzzled about why Captain America is such a central figure in our political discourse. And why you don't punch down, motherfucker.
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at April 01, 2010 07:17 AM (pZEar)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 07:17 AM (7VvJB)
Can't indiscriminately shoot like I used to when I first moved to this neighborhood in 1981 and it was mostly woods.
You'd love Detroit.
Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2010 07:17 AM (KrRnU)
Yeah, maybe, but when I'm hormonal I get defensive, not aggressive. The irrational part fits, though. The aggressiveness makes someguy seem more like a guy - sorry I'm sexist! - but she claims she's a "girl" (her word).
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 07:20 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes, systems admin and parade Grand Marshall at April 01, 2010 07:20 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2010 07:20 AM (AGXlA)
Posted by: HeatherRadish
Be a darn shame if something happened to him on the way to jail...just sayin'.
Posted by: mpfs, My allergies are killing me today at April 01, 2010 07:20 AM (iYbLN)
Guam =
Give
Up
And
Masturbate
Unless you hook up with a hot Air Force girl.
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 07:22 AM (qzoN5)
This is a lie. Guns are illegal in DC.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2010 07:22 AM (nC+4h)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2010 07:23 AM (AGXlA)
Gabe, Clean up 162 and Uncle 167, they don't like if we italic quote the bad guys.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 01, 2010 11:05 AM (7VvJB)
think you missed the near instantaneous apology for tracking the shit all over the blog
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 07:24 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes, systems admin and parade Grand Marshall at April 01, 2010 07:25 AM (7VvJB)
229 I'm sure it was just some lost teapartier from texas.
Actually it started over a lost bracelet, and escaleted to 5-6 dead.
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2010 07:25 AM (AGXlA)
C'mon, Guy Fawkes is too busy with his official website duties of tracking down our IPs and home addresses to read the comments.
Sort of like a mini-ace.
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 07:25 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 11:11 AM (QrA9E)
High powered air rifles are your friend in situations like that.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 07:26 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes, systems admin and parade Grand Marshall at April
01, 2010 11:25 AM (7VvJB)
sok, wasn't thinking myself and I went off half cocked.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 07:26 AM (erIg9)
Figured out that he sounds a lot like Curtis Sliwa did when he was younger.
Posted by: curious at April 01, 2010 07:26 AM (p302b)
Yep, that KK69a has all the hallmarks of the Trouser Trout.
1. Drop the n bomb on a dead thread
2. Wait for banning.
3. If it takes a bit, then Ace=racist.
4. Report to Fuckles and get a pat on the head.
Fucking retard needs to get off the computer and go outside.
Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at April 01, 2010 07:26 AM (fnKN1)
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 07:26 AM (Kn9r7)
"Zamunda Declares War on US"
-New York Times, 1 April 2010 (For real)
Posted by: Fish at April 01, 2010 11:26 AM (M5t+h)
so you're saying the shooting war has started? oh wait, that's not his illegal aunt, my bad.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 07:27 AM (erIg9)
Shamelessly stolen from Fox:
A day before the release of a hotly anticipated monthly jobs report from the government, a private firm said U.S. companies dramatically increased layoffs in March compared with February.
Outplacement firm Challenger Gray & Christmas said Thursday that companies announced 67,611 planned jobs cuts last month, much higher than the 42,090 in February.
However, I am sure tomorrows release of the U3 will be all unicorns and rainbows.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes, systems admin and parade Grand Marshall at April 01, 2010 07:27 AM (7VvJB)
I guess the Soros henchman Ygelsias felt to need to come post over here......
Stupid fuck still has the original post on his blog.....
Posted by: crowsting at April 01, 2010 07:29 AM (61BD9)
CB Shorts + K22 Masterpiece.
Posted by: MikeO at April 01, 2010 07:29 AM (lBmZl)
so you're saying the shooting war has started? oh wait, that's not his illegal aunt, my bad.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 11:27 AM (erIg9)
Zamunda is the country where Eddie Murphy laid that hot little chocolate chick, and Zetuni is the rotund taxpayer sucking leech who bopped some of the Obama clan.
Posted by: Fish at April 01, 2010 07:30 AM (M5t+h)
Posted by: MikeO at April 01, 2010 11:29 AM (lBmZl)
check out the .22 subsonics. extraordinarily quiet
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 07:33 AM (erIg9)
"The only markets open tomorrow morning are bond and futures markets.
"I've never heard of putting such a big number out on a day when you can't do anything about it," Ralph Fogel, an investment strategist at Fogel, told the WSJ.Monday markets should be crazy."
Tomorrow is Good Friday. They should all be closed. It is a disgrace that they are not.
Posted by: curious at April 01, 2010 07:34 AM (p302b)
Right.. and if there is one thing that vicious, drug selling gang bangers who engage in drive by shootings respect, it's gun control laws.
Umm.. woah.. that's almost as dumb as the island tipping thing when you think about it isn't it?
Lol..
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2010 07:35 AM (e8T35)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes, systems admin and parade Grand Marshall at April 01, 2010 07:39 AM (7VvJB)
funny how the same people who want to ban Ronald fucking McDonald are the same people who want to build state-run casinos to raise revenue
Posted by: This is Darth Vader at April 01, 2010 07:40 AM (W9XyJ)
Coca~Cola warned that consumers should therefore avoid purchasing all blue cans.
Well, there goes my Milwaukees Best.
Dammit!
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2010 07:41 AM (GkYyh)
LOL, I used to have 6 cats but all but one got old and died. The one I have left is getting on in years as well and I don't let him out anymore.
Actually the easiest thing to do is what I am doing now. Don't waste money and time trying to grow tomatoes. Although they aren't as good as vine ripened home growns, the supermarket is a lot easier.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 07:41 AM (QrA9E)
I'm not a birther, so don't flame me. I'm just posting this because it's a Lt. Colonel in the Army putting his career at risk. It will be interesting to see how it turns out.
BORN IN THE USA? Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Top doctor refuses orders, tells Obama to show birth certificate - 'if you have one. http://bit.ly/cYtz95
Posted by: conscious and standing in the middle of the house so it doesn't tip over at April 01, 2010 07:42 AM (YVZlY)
Actually, it's not funny at all. I hate those people.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 07:42 AM (mR7mk)
Gross. (don't eat while reading this....)
I'm reading this story in our local paper about a girl that was having serious hallucinations. Got so bad she was freaking out andn asked for an exorcism to be performed on her.
Turns out, she had contracted encephalitis.
The icky part: they found these freaky tumors on her ovaries.....with hair and eyeballs!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 07:43 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: SomeGoogle at April 01, 2010 07:43 AM (iGCmo)
Posted by: Ovary #1 at April 01, 2010 07:45 AM (KrRnU)
Remember how for a while you couldn't mention Willard Scott without hearing how he was the first Ronald McDonald?
Can we ban Willard Scott?
Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at April 01, 2010 07:45 AM (W9XyJ)
Re: vegetation...I thought Precious the Cat's best hunting days were behind her, but this morning lo and behold she brought me two dead moles and one quite live and terrified one for me to bat around for her amusement.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 01, 2010 07:46 AM (DPM1U)
However, I am sure tomorrows release of the U3 will be all unicorns and rainbows.
and skittles hopefully.
Posted by: tank at April 01, 2010 07:47 AM (CW29u)
Posted by: SomeGoogle at April 01, 2010 11:43 AM (iGCmo)
Dunno, I refuse to use their search engine anymore.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 07:47 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2010 07:48 AM (I/MqP)
I'm not a birther, so don't flame me.
The only reason there is to flame is for being a pussy. Don't be afraid to say shit on AoS because we have a few turds in the punchbowl, here.
Got it, birther?
Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at April 01, 2010 07:48 AM (W9XyJ)
Posted by: niles standish at April 01, 2010 07:49 AM (fGMGp)
Face it, smart conservative women are just sexier by far. I'd like to make some long winded point about that being an enlightened viewpoint, but hey lets be honest here - it's all about the difficulty rating.
Getting some halfwit libertard to give you more than the time a day is annoyingly simple. Spout the same political nonsense they espouse and give them just enough well timed "sensitivity" and they're counting ceiling tiles.
But a smart, conservative lady? Now that's a challenge that makes your lizard brain stand up and take notice.
Oh wait.. something shiny.. ok.. well back later I guess .... lol...
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2010 07:49 AM (e8T35)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2010 07:50 AM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Adlib at April 01, 2010 07:51 AM (k/CNO)
Here's one you can click because I wasn't smart enough to figure it out the first time.
Posted by: Adlib at April 01, 2010 07:52 AM (k/CNO)
Big fan of hypocritical douchebags trying to force their lifestyles on everyone else shutting the fuck up and going away. Well, if that ever happened.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 07:53 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes, systems admin and parade Grand Marshal at April 01, 2010 07:54 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 07:55 AM (qzoN5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2010 09:58 AM (ucxC/)
Silly, they wait until the island bobs up against the mainland, walk out and take it's measurements, then gie it a gentle shove back out to sea.
Posted by: jwpaine at April 01, 2010 07:56 AM (g4J4S)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 11:55 AM (qzoN5)
Because last I was told it was still illegal to shoot them? Has this changed?
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 07:56 AM (erIg9)
Can we ban Willard Scott?
Bah! Any blog can ban people. I say we start banning entire species! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking blog!
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at April 01, 2010 07:57 AM (pZEar)
Yes, she's that girl.
Having what should be very private conversstions in a very public manner. Ex: ....blahbity blah blah blah, I service him but he won't reciprocate.
Loudly tell her to wash out her stinky pooter, a man won't reciprocate on a stinky pooter.
Then leave gallon jugs of vinegar and water on her desk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2010 07:57 AM (I/MqP)
Mark Steyn comments about "Guam tipping over"
"Congressional Oversight in Action - Mark Steyn - The Corner on National Review Online" ( http://bit.ly/9Q0BXp )
Posted by: conscious and standing in the middle of the house so it doesn't tip over at April 01, 2010 07:58 AM (YVZlY)
Actually, I think shooting them is even more justifiable than lacey killing her baby-talking office mate.
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 07:59 AM (qzoN5)
I missed where I did that...
Actual Newspaper Story or Onion Headline?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 01, 2010 08:00 AM (mR7mk)
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking blog!
Sorry about that folks. St. Patrick has fallen off the wagon, and needs to go to rehab.
Good man really, just has a few, um, issues...
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2010 08:01 AM (GkYyh)
I got one of my weekly e-mail round-ups today from a parents site and it announced a new iPad application “iPeed†for home pregnancy tests. That’s a funny April Fools joke.
laceyunderalls, not sure if you were being April Foolsy about the girl with encephalitis and growths with hair and eyeballs, but there have definitely been documented cases where they’ve found that one twin has “ingested†the other twin in the uterus.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 08:04 AM (RZ8pf)
Not being golf is a good start.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2010 10:05 AM (rOd1g)
have to agree, I'm a golfer...I'm fat, I smoke & drink beer all while playing. Any "sport" in which these activities can take place while doing it...is not a sport...Its a hobby a lifestyle & good fucking time!
Breaking news:
Guam has been seen lazily listing left no word as to what the extent of the damage is but reports say Al Gore is in route as we speak. Local government is deperatly urging citizens to flea to the right side of the island.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2010 08:07 AM (pr+up)
Headline/link at Fox:
New Jobless Claims Drop More Than Expected
I swear you canÂ’t make this shit up folks. In any case they are still using calculus to spin the unemployment numbers. (The rate of change is slowing)
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 08:08 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 10:25 AM (pLTLS)
Lacey, I'm not a doctor, although I did play one a few times when I was a kid. That said, I did a web search and found that Hep C doesn't seem to cause diminished mental capacity, but it does cause cirrhosis, which will cause a condition called encephalopathy, which results in "Symptoms such as confusion and memory and concentration problems."
Discussion topic: What percentage of Democrats have encephalopathy?
Posted by: Josef K. at April 01, 2010 08:09 AM (7+pP9)
The icky part: they found these freaky tumors on her ovaries.....with hair and eyeballs!
Posted by: laceyunderallslacey, those are called dermoid tumors/cysts. I had my right ovary removed 2 years ago because of this problem. At work they decided to give it a name. Hilarity ensued.
They can occur in the sinuses and the spinal cord too.
Posted by: mpfs, My allergies are killing me today at April 01, 2010 08:11 AM (iYbLN)
I'm fat, I smoke & drink beer all while playing.
And you chase a ball???
Ever heard of bowling? Ya sod, the damn ball comes back to You!
Geez man, get with it...
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2010 08:13 AM (GkYyh)
I'm fat, I smoke & drink beer all while playing.
And you chase a ball???
Ever heard of bowling? Ya sod, the damn ball comes back to You!
Geez man, get with it...
Posted by: HH at April 01, 2010 12:13 PM (GkYyh)
Brilliant!!...apparently I'm a dope too. Why didn't I think of bowling??
Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2010 08:15 AM (pr+up)
Nope, that's one I copied from Fox earlier and had not posted yet. I notice it is gone now.
Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2010 08:19 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 08:22 AM (qzoN5)
Posted by: conscious and standing in the middle of the house so it
doesn't tip over at April 01, 2010 11:42 AM (YVZlY)
If someone can refuse deployment because "the war is illegal"...
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2010 08:33 AM (aag4W)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at April 01, 2010 08:46 AM (ucq49)
Oh how I long for a simpler time when man didn't have "issues", they were just classified as worthless lazy drunks and life moved on...
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2010 08:49 AM (e8T35)
Yes, because as we all know there is nothing worse that expected nudity. Ok, no, not really, I can't really back that up...
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2010 08:52 AM (e8T35)
Turns out that Lupe Lerma is kind of a bitch.
Won't give her last name when you get snotty with the Governors office...
But, pretty fucking simple to call Jan Brewer's office right back and ask the last name of the insufferable bitch who I probably got transferred to.
How frickin' evil is Lupe Lerma that she is the go to gal, when it comes to pointed political questions and also the spokesperson for "everything is O-KAY.?
Fuck Jan Brewer and especially fuck Lupe Lerma.
I could die happy, if only I could know that Lupe Lerma, her children and all of her grand-children would be despicable cripples that a "truly sensible" health care board would decide to murder.
In front of her.
Posted by: fantods, night sweats, large bowel complaints, and the odd case of lockjaw at April 01, 2010 09:03 AM (aVzyR)
"Suspected Somali pirates fired on a U.S. Navy warship off East Africa early Thursday in what appeared to be a ransom-seeking attack on an American guided missile frigate, officials said."
And their day could only go downhill from there.
Posted by: Diane at April 01, 2010 09:12 AM (4T2i7)
"Suspected Somali pirates fired on a U.S. Navy warship off East Africa early Thursday in what appeared to be a ransom-seeking attack on an American guided missile frigate, officials said."
They really need a Jane's Fighting Ships reference manual. Or maybe this is the older Somali pirates' way of weeding out the new recruits.
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