1
Ughh, don't read this article.

2 Mmmmmmmm...doughnuts.....mmmmmmmmm

3
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4

Gay rights protesters interrupted President Barack Obama's speech at a fundraiser for California Sen. Barbara Boxer (D) Monday night in Los Angeles.

Activists from a group called GetEQUAL began shouting at Obama while he was speaking at the podium. They expressed frustration over the slow progress of repealing the ban on openly gay people serving in the military.

Is this the kind of dangerous hate speech that will lead to the next Timothy McVie that Slick Willie was talking about? Let's see the Lame Stream Media bleat on about this.

5 Was one of those gay rights protesters Larry Sinclair?

6

This guy is a contortionist of epic skills:

http://tinyurl.com/yyc4a5u

"Socialists are just like the founding fathers, or something."

7

1
Ughh, don't read this article.

this is why cops should be allowed to beat people every once and a while. what a hard and shitty job it can be

8 Bad news, looks like anti freeze soaked corn didn't kill my crows.  Going to try soaking longer and adding some rat poison.

Any ideas where I can get some drc-1339?

9
"An independent report on Waco written by the Harvard Professor of Law and Psychiatry, Alan A. Stone, for the then Deputy Attorney General Philip Heymann, says it “is difficult to believe that the US government would deliberately plan to expose twenty-five children, most of them infants and toddlers, to CS gas for forty-eight hours”. Unfortunately, however, that appears to have been exactly the plan..."


Way to go, Billy Jeff.  Burning children to death and then blaming it on Rush Limbaugh is just so clever.

10

Up on drudge, a link to opensecrets(dot)com.

it shows Obama's donations. I suggest you look at McCain's as well. I am tired of being told the Republicans are the party of wall street and big business, when it is clear from the list of donations who really is. I think 3 of Obama's top five donors are financial companies.

11 So what might happen if the Iceland eruption increases and goes on for a year? It has happened before, you know.

12

Bad news, looks like anti freeze soaked corn didn't kill my crows.  Going to try soaking longer and adding some rat poison.

Any ideas where I can get some drc-1339?

Have you tried dry rice? I was told birds eat the rice, then when it gets wet it expands and kills them. it may only work with small birds

13 8 Bad news, looks like anti freeze soaked corn didn't kill my crows.  Going to try soaking longer and adding some rat poison.

Any ideas where I can get some drc-1339?

Posted by: Kemp at April 20, 2010 09:29 AM (2+9Yx)

Miniguns?  http://tinyurl.com/3cvvde

 

14

So what might happen if the Iceland eruption increases and goes on for a year? It has happened before, you know.

Screw Europe, they'll just end up blaming it on the jews anyway.

15

Morning morons.

Some great photos of the Iceland eruption here:

http://tinyurl.com/y3u68ye

16 8 Bad news, looks like anti freeze soaked corn didn't kill my crows.  Going to try soaking longer and adding some rat poison.

Any ideas where I can get some drc-1339?

Posted by: Kemp at April 20, 2010 09:29 AM (2+9Yx)

Yeah, Can you shoot? I mean really shoot? Get yourself a small varmint rifle. If the range is under 200 yards a .204 Ruger will do.Mount a 16X scope and sight the rifle in at 200 yards. Get familiar with the balllistics enough to make mid range corrections. Crows are intelligent. If you bump a couple off, the others will get the message and avoid the area of swift and sure death. Repeat as needed. Also, as a side note, bumping a crow off at 200 yards is a hoot.

17

8 If they aren't eating it, then you're not going to get the results you want.

7 -- The trouble is, there are some cops who should be allowed to crack people, but there are others that probably shouldn't get the right to do so.  We've got some around here that I wouldn't want to trust with that.

18 I think 3 of Obama's top five donors are financial companies.

Posted by: Ben at April 20, 2010 09:31 AM (wuv1c)

Look at how New York and Manhattan in particular vote and that alone should dispell the myth that Wall Street is Republican

19

Flouride emitted by the Laki eruption killed half of Iceland's livestock, and the ensuing famine  killed a quarter of Iceland's population. It spewed a vast toxic cloud of sulfur dioxide over Western Europe killing tens of thousands, and contributed to several years of extreme weather and reduced crop production. Some link that eruption, which helped fuel famine, to the French Revolution.

Please god, let the famine claim Bjork and cause another French Revolution. The Europeans need another good continental war, and our industrial cities could use increase sales of armaments to europe.

20

Screw Europe, they'll just end up blaming it on the jews anyway.

I tend to have the same attitude toward Europe, but it is unlikely we will escape the effects.

21
Any bills shoved through congress between now and November should be considered the "Democrat power protection act - with tax payer funding to democrat donors".

22 Hey Europe, tell me how my ASH tastes.

23
What's the difference between a crow and a grackle, anyway?

Oh and a .17hmr might be better, that .204 had more energy than people expect, if there's neighbors down the shooting lane.

24  So what might happen if the Iceland eruption increases and goes on for a year? It has happened before, you know.

Posted by: maddogg at April 20, 2010 09:31 AM

Looks like we could find out..."More Delays: New Ash Cloud Heads Towards UK"     http://tinyurl.com/y2qoh5k

25 "I am tired of being told the Republicans are the party of wall street and big business, when it is clear from the list of donations who really is. I think 3 of Obama's top five donors are financial companies."

Hey, that's a good idea. Let's take a look at McCain's contributors, shall we?

Wow! I see here that the top 5 contributors to John McCain are all Wall Street financial companies - same as Barack Obama:

* Merrill Lynch
* Citigroup
* Morgan Stanley
* Goldman Sachs
* & JP Morgan Chase

It's almost as if no matter who we elect, Wall Street has already bought the guy!

The fact of the matter is that financial companies own the incumbents of both parties. They donate to both parties because both parties are their fucking bitch.

If a politician has been around as long as John McCain, or Barack Obama, they're bought and paid for by Wall Street. They've long been fully corrupted.

That's why there are unlimited bailouts that your children will pay for and why your equity in your home has been stolen from you by these fuckers with not one of them going to jail.

One motherfucker on Wall Street has been accused - civilly, not criminally mind you - of ripping people off. He's the scapegoat, offered up by Goldman Sachs executives working in concert with officials in the Obama regime - according to my very reliable internal sources. (Congressional Republicans take note ... this will be an excellent area of investigation once you have control of the gavels of your respective Congressional committees.)

But let's just take a stroll down memory lane and remember who came up with the TARP program: Republicans. Signed by George W. Bush of the Republicrat Party. Progressive. Compassionate.

In other words - Democrats in all but name.

Argue amongst yourselves whether TARP was needed or not ... but strategically it was fucking monumentally stupid, because now Democrats have a never-ending $700 billion slush fund they can use to pay off their union buddies, ACORN, the Mafia, Black Panther precinct enforcers, SEIU thugs ... you know, their side.

If you're sick and tired of Wall Street stealing our tax dollars, then it's time to have a wholesale removal of every currently elected official Republican and Democrat alike. Because they're all bought. They've all been bribed. They're almost all millionaires.

Take off and nuke the site from orbit.

Only way to be sure.

26 So what might happen if the Iceland eruption increases and goes on for a year?

Hrm.  It's almost like the Erf is more powerful than human beings.  But I'm destroying the planet by driving to work instead of taking the bus?

27

I would think this Volcano eruption would help lessen peoples belief in the green movement. This should help make it clear that we are at the mercy of this powerful planet, and that my pouring used motor oil mixed with fermented dog excrement into the local resevoir isn't going to cause the world to end.

Just think if a volcano this small can do this kind of damage, imagine what i real volcano could do in a populated area. I don't think we could stop it with Jersey Barriers and Fire Trucks like Tommy Lee Jones did in the movie "Volcano" made by hollywood, the same hollywood that tells us it understands science and the global warming science is settled.

 

28

24 Crows are a lot smarter and more social; also more aggressive.  I second the .17mhr; heck, a decent bb gun might even do the trick.  You need to disrupt and annoy their lives enough to make them fly off to someplace else -- that's about the only way to be rid of them.  The first thing to determine is why they like your place so much.

As for the volcano -- I don't really want to see famine and whatnot, but I'm not feeling very charitable towards those folks anymore that's for sure.

29 Have you tried dry rice? I was told birds eat the rice, then when it gets wet it expands and kills them. it may only work with small birds

Alkaseltzer - messy, but effective.

30
Alkaseltzer - messy, but effective.

Ahh, that's cruel.  And other birds will eat it, too, not just the crows.  Go with a little .17hmr or .22lr, it's more fun anyway.  And more humane.

31 John McCain's top 13 donors include every single Wall Street financial institution:

Merrill Lynch     $373,595
Citigroup Inc     $322,051
Morgan Stanley     $273,452
Goldman Sachs     $230,095
JPMorgan Chase & Co     $228,107
US Government     $208,379
AT&T Inc     $201,438
Wachovia Corp     $195,063
UBS AG     $192,493
Credit Suisse Group     $183,353
PricewaterhouseCoopers     $167,900
US Army     $167,820
Bank of America     $166,026

32
Here we go:  Is that a grackle, or a crow?   The grackles are the ones that whistle and pop.

33

Dry rice and Alkaseltzer are somewhat urban myths -- and crows aren't going to do much more than play with the stuff, especially when there's something tastier around, anyway.

Dang has the right idea.

34 Any bills shoved through congress between now and November should be considered the "Democrat power protection act - with tax payer funding to democrat donors".

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 20, 2010 09:40 AM (0fzsA)

So really no different than the bills they've rammed through up to this point then?

35

Kemp,

 

do you have access to claymore mines?

36 I think it is pretty clear that Big Finance isn't a fan of the lupenproletariot. Neither is the jug eared Kenyan.

37

do you have access to claymore mines?

It's a little thing we like to call 'Overkill'.

38 Treacher: The new narrative: Okay, so maybe youÂ’re not a racist, but youÂ’re definitely a mass murderer

Pygmalion Effect.

39 This is awesome.

40 Obama donors:

Here is where the real problem is. It is not Wall Street firms (although they are definitely knee-deep in the bribing game).

The real problem is that the government has organized itself into unions and government officials are donating to the very politicians who negotiate contracts with their union donors - an incredible conflict of interest.

The government has long organized itself into unions who work against us - the citizens.  This has to be outlawed - but neither Republicans nor Democrats are proposing that we outlaw public employee unions.

These people are robbing us fucking blind giving themselves raise after raise, pension increase after pension increase, holidays, days off, generous health benefits. You name it.

The average government worker now makes 100% more in salary and benefits than the average private sector worker. It's fucking sickening.

Neither side is doing a fucking thing about it. It's not even a plank in the Republican Party platform. What a fucking shame.

And that's why I predict that the Tea Party is going to replace the Republican Party. The Republicans are no longer even fighting the correct battle.

41 37 And here you all were giving me hell about flash bangs! lol

42 8 OMG That's terrible! There has to be another way besides poison.

43 So is this volcano gonna count against Iceland's raping of the planet with greenhouse gasses?

(See how stupid the 'save the planet' people are?  They worry about cow farts but ignore Gaia's chronic flatulence.)

44 Hey someguy....when GS gives FOUR times the $$$ to the jug eared Kenyan, that says something....you stupid fuck.

45 38  Why does this not suprise me?

46

Also, as a side note, bumping a crow off at 200 yards is a hoot.

I was horrified and stressed by the gangsta tactics employed by crows when harassing and assaulting Mama Great Horned Owl, who resides in SO's woods. When the crow posse flew overhead, in a weary retreat from the crime of the day, I so wished I had a firearm to take them out.

I understand that they are natural enemies and that Mama owl is a crow-eater, (somebody's got to do it). I am now a card-carrying member of the Insane Anti-Crow Posse.

47
Note the difference in $$$, someguy.

48 10 Like Jim Moran super libtard northern va congresskook. His big donors are the "military industrial complex"

49 Torabora - your last three words are a big turn-off.

50

I would like to believe that yes, this volcano would make people question just how much influence humans have over the weather (my unscientific guesstimate would be none to very little) and quit this bs Goreble Warmening and Man caused Climate Change in droves -- perhaps start thinking of actual, realistic, necessary, and (I don't know) helpful(?) methods of conservation and resource stewardship.

But that would be way too much of a mental stretch for a lot of folks -- they'll keep on yammering about it, and the manbearpig consortium will just continue to become richer and more powerful.  Still, one can hope.

I'm also quite the fan of Gaia -- she seems to be tweaking manbearpig quite frequently nowdays; good on the heartless bitch.

51

Just saw an ad for The Economist magazine.  It shows a pensive golfer, I mean president, thinking about golf, I mean the plight of America's unemployed, while he waits for a tee time, I mean news conference where he will discuss his latest phony golf score, I mean putting people back to work.

Oh yeah, I'll buy that magazine.

52

puff, puff, pass

Happy 4/20!

53 More info on that Domestic Abuse coordinator threatening her husband with a hammer.

Her side:
LaDonna Glenn told police she hit the door, which was locked, with a hammer to open it. When her husband let her inside, she placed the hammer forcefully on the table. Her husband threw her to the ground, hurting her right knee. He pinned her and would not let her free, she said.

Yeah! That is what happened!

54 Torabora - your last three words are a big turn-off.

He's punching down.

55

puff, puff, pass

Happy 4/20!

Aren't you right wingers celebrating hitler's birthday today. i would think you would be

56 Also, as a side note, bumping a crow off at 200 yards is a hoot.

I could tell you at what range I have killed crows with a .22 but it would just come out like bragging, no way around it... 

57
Obama donors:

University of California (yay public unions!)  $1,591,395
Goldman Sachs - $994,795 
Harvard University -  $854,747
Microsoft - $833,617
Google - $803,436
Citigroup - $701,290
JPMOrgan Chase  - $695,132
Time Warner - $590,084
Stanford University - $586,557
National Amusements - $551,683
UBS AG - $543,219
IBM - $528,822
Columbia University - $528,302
Morgan Stanley -  $514,881
General Electric -  $499,130
US Government -  $494,820



US Government?

58
So really no different than the bills they've rammed through up to this point then?

No difference.  Just kicked up a notch, with a heaping helping of deception layered on top to help the medicine go down.

59

From the "Europe is hosed" file:

The European Union has declared travelling a human right, and is launching a scheme to subsidize vacations with taxpayers' dollars for those too poor to afford their own trips.

Old and Busted: The right to free speech, press, guns, assembly..so on and so forth.

The New Hotness:  Free trips of decadence!

60 #18

Maddog, you're late to the story.  I am in city limits.  I have shot a couple with a 22LR with sub sonic rounds, but now the bastards stay quite a distance from my death zone.  If they see my ass at all they take off for the top of the oak trees, not in my range with a sub sonic round.

I don't think that dry rice trick works, will look it up.  Think it's an urban legend.

That DRC-1339 is crow poison, but I can't find any in local stores.

61 In further volcano news, bing has a picture of volcano lightning as the background for today's main page.  So there's yet another reason to switch to bing. 

62

From the "Europe is hosed" file:

The European Union has declared travelling a human right, and is launching a scheme to subsidize vacations with taxpayers' dollars for those too poor to afford their own trips.

Old and Busted: The right to free speech, press, guns, assembly..so on and so forth.

The New Hotness:  Free trips of decadence!

i went on a 4 day vacation this year, it was my first in 7 years. Unfortunately for me it was to Washington D.C. to visit a friend and it happened to the weekend in February when they had 2+ feet of snow.

63 Govt employee unions? The secretaries and support staff maybe but "govt officials". Salaried govt employees are not normally in the AFGE. The type of employee in the AFGE does not decide policy. 

64 "US Government?"

Yes, exactly.

These are officials inside the US government, who receive huge government paychecks, who are then kicking back some of that money to donate to candidates for office who they then negotiate with for salary and benefit increases.

Sound like a mafia to you?

Your government has organized itself against you and is now funding its own candidates for political office - using our tax dollars in the form of salary kickbacks to the politicians.

And neither the Democrats or the Republicans propose to do anything to stop that.

This is tyranny, sir, pure and simple. King George was a fucking piker compared to these people.

65

61  Everyone needs to go to Disneyworld.

Hey, at least the Germans might get something out of this one -- they could go on free trips to Greece...

66 10

Up on drudge, a link to opensecrets(dot)com.

it shows Obama's donations. I suggest you look at McCain's as well. I am tired of being told the Republicans are the party of wall street and big business, when it is clear from the list of donations who really is.

You talk about your 70 year old meme that won't die regardless of the mountain of evidence against it........thanks MSM and other non-thinkers.

67

Aren't you right wingers celebrating hitler's birthday today. i would think you would be

Posted by: Ben at April 20, 2010 10:05 AM (wuv1c)

you know he was a left wing socialist, right?

68

Big difference between grackles and crows.  Grackles are large, attractive, black with an overlying DuPont Chroma type coloring [iridescent]who make very interesting noises as has been mentioned earlier.  They are about the size of a blue jay with the same long tail and with good sized bills. 

Crows are much larger and magnificent birds.  In the Plains states crow populations were decimated by west nile virus along with many other of the larger species, owls, hawks, etc.  They are rebounding and we do our part by providing cracked corn and day-old bread for them and the deer.  They will make runs at the deer to try to control as much as the bread as possible.  Some deer retreat but most stamp their front legs.

I'm sorry you find it necessary to destroy these birds.  They are viscious little bxstards as are all birds, but when I watch crows, one really gets the sense of their dinosaur lineage and how their ancient forebears probably behaved.  Give me a crow any day.

69

That gets me to thinking.  If I was a Euro citizen, I could get paid vacays just sitting at home watching Skinemax and playing GoW3.

/Typical nights, yes, but it's not done on taxpayer dime.

70 Hmmmm, since it's 4/20 does that mean I have an excuse for eating an entire box of Krispy Kremes.  The fact that I'm vehemently anti-drug is irrelevant to this discussion. 

71 The first thing to determine is why they like your place so much

Empty lot next to house with lots of tall trees.  Only one on street.

72 Polanski Begs Obama for Mercy

It is unclear what Polanski or President Sarkozy, for that matter, think Obama might be able or willing to do for a man who has acknowledged giving a Quaalude and champagne to a 13-year-old girl who he then sodomized.

Politically, pre-conviction clemency for Polanski might spark outrage along the lines of the infamous Marc Rich pardon (and it could only be ordered by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger), and personally it is difficult to imagine the American president helping a man who used drugs and alcohol to manipulate a girl who was only a few years older than the Obamas' eldest daughter into sex.

73

Kemp,

Do you have copious amounts of  Bleach, Ammonia, Water and a gas mask sitting around the house?

Also, which way does the wind normally blow in your area?

74 Sarkozy delivered a letter from Roman Polanski to Obama. The Daily Beast has the story.

75 Give me a crow any day.

NOT at six in the morning, crowing their asses off.

76

Old and Busted: The right to free speech, press, guns, assembly..so on and so forth.

The New Hotness:  Free trips of decadence!

Hmm.  The Nazis had some program like that way back when.  I believe it was called "Strength Through Joy" or some such bullshit.

Bread and circuses.

77

62  I'm not late to the story -- I suggested flash bangs during the first round of "help Kemp get rid of the crows".

I also told you the poisoning probably wouldn't work (yeah, I'm giving you a touch of shit, but it's out of love brother0.  Find out what's attracting them to your place and get rid of it, then make the environment uncomfortable for them -- that's about the only thing that could work.

I suppose you could capture one and mount its head on a spike as a warning to the rest...

78

Aren't you right wingers celebrating hitler's birthday today. i would think you would be

Posted by: Ben at April 20, 2010 10:05 AM (wuv1c)

you know he was a left wing socialist, right?

I do and it was a joke. I was doing my impression of a troll. In two more days we can celebrate Lenin's birthday as well.

79 70  They can also be taught to do tricks -- like pick up loose change, and snatch paper money...

80

Kemp,

Have you tried flashing the Crows? I hear they are afraid of older naked men.

81 Jesus, first the dolphin-fucking and now the bird torture.

82

you know he was a left wing socialist, right?

I do and it was a joke. I was doing my impression of a troll. In two more days we can celebrate Lenin's birthday as well.

Posted by: Ben at April 20, 2010 10:15 AM (wuv1c)

BAD NAUGHTY BAD

83

Kemp,

Do your crows speak with a Sambo type accent like they do in  old fashioned disney movies?

 

84 82 And then he starts getting widows and divorcees of a certain age flocking around his house at 6 p.m.

85 Kratos, you'll feel my pain.  I can't find my GoW3 disc.  I took it out to play FFXIII and it's disappeared.  I know this probably means I put it in some other case but that would require effort for me to find it. 

Luckily the Skinemax is unharmed. 

86 Good Morning all; I'm back from my stress test (one for the heart and not the finances)

I see we are back on the crows again. Kemp if you are in the city limits and common poisons are not working you are pretty much SOL.

Speaking of crows, while I was out in the yard last Friday I saw three chasing a hawk over the top of my house.

It is an absolute beautiful day here today. I may have to go out and partake in the rocking chair today. Besides, got a new CR in from Amazon yesterday and it's all laid in on the MP3 player now and I am all stocked up on Crown and Beam. 

87

82 And then he starts getting widows and divorcees of a certain age flocking around his house at 6 p.m.

at least he won't have to worry about them eating the corn, unless someone cuts it off the cobb and mashes it up for them.

88 82

Kemp,

Have you tried flashing the Crows? I hear they are afraid of older naked men.

You are thinking of Sheryl Crow, I saw her last week, and yes the commie bitch was afraid of older naked men!

89 80  But of course.  There's absolutely no other birthdays than the birthdays of insanely dogmatic, megalomaniacal, crackpots with a penchant for killing people that I can really get into celebrating.  I mean, mass murderers and foaming at the mouth ideologues, what's not to love there?

90

Kemp,

Have you tried flashing the Crows? I hear they are afraid of older naked men.

You are thinking of Sheryl Crow, I saw her last week, and yes the commie bitch was afraid of older naked men!

Actually, she was scared of your second testicle. She prefers men who only have one.

91

89  But much like the crows, would the corn be what they were really after?

I think not.

92 Arggg

got a new CR CD

93 92  Funny, I thought it was eunuchs rather than cryptochids that she preferred -- learn something new everyday.

94

#78  Hmm.  The Nazis had some program like that way back when.  I believe it was called "Strength Through Joy" or some such bullshit.

Indeed, Outlaw.  It's ironic that the socialist loons call us "fascists" when they're basically following a playbook that could have been co-written by Hitler and Stalin.

Here's more cheerful news:

North Korea is preparing for a third atomic test that may come in May or June, South Korean broadcaster YTN reported on Tuesday, an act that could further isolate Pyongyang and complicate already troubled nuclear diplomacy.

I dunno if Littl' Kim just wants attention, but remember that the Iranians get a lot of material and nuke tech from the North Koreans.  The Norks might be testing the Iranian's bomb for them.

In the end, there will be only chaos.

95

you know he was a left wing socialist, right?

I do and it was a joke. I was doing my impression of a troll. In two more days we can celebrate Lenin's birthday as well.

All right morons!  Enough of this meadow muffin morphing! If you MUST post something so incredibly stupid, man up, take a few belts and post it under your own name.  This pathetic posting like a troll crap is just plain wrong!  If you are not mocking a troll by doing it, then you are a troll!

96 It is unclear what Polanski or President Sarkozy, for that matter, think Obama might be able or willing to do for a man who has acknowledged giving a Quaalude and champagne to a 13-year-old girl who he then sodomized.

Perhaps Polanski has confused Obama with Jesus.  It's a common mistake.

97 “Eliminationist rhetoric” is a phrase that has some currency on the far left. It seems to be a catchall that means, “I don’t like you and you are a doodyhead and everything you say is worse than the worst things ever said in human history, and I’m not even exaggerating.”

Treacher sums it up just perfectly.

98 Allahpundit wrong again. (Or still.) Jindal staffers brutal attackers were probably political protesters. (NOPD still in 'what attack?' mode.)
The mother of one of the victims of a brutal beating in New Orleans outside of a Southern Republican Leadership Conference (SRLC) event has confirmed in a new interview that the two victims assaulted outside of the high-dollar GOP fundraiser believe their attackers were part of the crowd of protesters outside the event.

99 Of the praises of crows. I have had many wildlife pets. Of these, the crow was the worst. He eats, shits, and squawks, in that order. And tops it off with a combative, vicious attitude that makes shooting the bastards a pleasure.

100

Obviously, Kemp, you need to be outside at 6am running around scaring them. With a straw hat on, of course.

This will definitely keep them from waking you up at 6am.

 

101 99 That is pretty good -- concise even.

102 How did they finally kill the Crows in the Hitchcock movie. I don't think i saw the ending?

103

Kemp,

Growing up in Oklahoma, my buddy had an Uncle with a real bad crow problem. He offered us $1 a bird.. We loaded up the shotguns, a big bag of feedcorn, and a cooler of beer(hard to get, we were underage) and headed out-men on a mission.

We found a nice tree, scattered the corn, waited. The crows would come, eat, rest in the tree. When

a the tree got full, we just walked underneath, unloaded the shotguns real quick-5 rds each. averaged 12 birds each time.

Pick up dead birds, rinse, repeat- after a couple times the crows get smart and quit coming back- we would move to another tree.

Good day- we made $130 between us, IIRC.....

 

 

104 I don't have too big a problem with crows, mostly grackles.

I do enjoy thumping them with my RWS 48.  It will work on crows quite beautifully as well.  Sounds like a heavy duty staple gun when I shoot it, so it is somewhat city friendly.

105 102  The worst one we ever had was a raccoon with a very bad disposition (the other raccoon we had was a great and entertaining pet).  Joe the Crow was awesome!

106

100 What has he been saying?

(I don't usually go over there anymore but I did the other day when this site was on one thread all day--I'm sorry I went because there on display were all of the reasons I quit, atheist threads meant to stir up the commentors.)

107 106 Yeah, that's pretty much what I did as a kid -- with some friends and cousins.  It's about the only thing that really works.

108 I thought all the Crow laws were wiped out in the 60s. Shoot away.

109 >Bad news, looks like anti freeze soaked corn didn't kill my crows.  Going to try soaking longer and adding some rat poison.

Any ideas where I can get some drc-1339?

Posted by: Kemp at April 20, 2010 09:29 AM (2+9Yx)

seems gruesome and over the top. indicative of wanton cruelty. have you tried a scarepelosi?

seriously- plink a few with a BB gun or a little .22 and the rest should get the message

110 They just mess up everything: Tricare issues with the healthcare farce.

111

Kemp,

Have you tried making inappropriate sexual advances towards the crows?

 

In all seriousness though, you should go down to the local  pound and find two of the meaning f'ing cats they have and let them go in your back yard. put milk outside every day so they stick around, but keep them as outdoor cats. They will take care of that problem. Then when the crows are gone, the cats are easy to kill off.

112 I like someguy this morning.  Really.  It's like beaing pals with the political version of Rorchach.

113 "Any ideas where I can get some drc-1339?" Gelignite? The farmer's friend, the stump's enemy.

114 I'm not going to bother with the link because it's to CNN, but the former Conservative Grapevine (now Linkiest) has a story from the CNN blog that a NYC Muslim group is threatening Parker and Stone over their South Park 200th anniversary "Mohammad in a bear suit" episode. [P.S. that's also where I got the Jindal staffer story.]

115

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2010 10:27 AM (ocax6)

To be honest, I think Allah and Malkin were right in this instance.  There was no reason to go off half cocked and blame leftists for what might have been a random attack.  It is New Orleans, after all.  Additionally, the Palin pin angle was found to be untrue.

That said, now that the truth is coming out, we'll all be deafened by the silence.  After all, the right wing teabagging racists incited the violence which led to their injuries.

116 In the town I'm living in, the sky turns black with crows every evening in the fall.  Thousands upon thousands of them.  They roost in the trees and shit all over everything under them.

I swear this is where Hitchcock got his inspiration.  I asked my dad if this town has always had the problem, and he said yeah.  I told him I just watched an unending stream of crows fly across the sky for ten minutes, and he said it sounds like it's gotten worse.

I say kill the bastards with fire.

117

Speaking of volcanoes, crows, naked old men, and all things natural:

appears as though Lindsay Graham is getting ready to push cap and tax through next week.

Naturally occuring bs from a natural born pos.

118 "98 It is unclear what Polanski or President Sarkozy, for that matter, think Obama might be able or willing to do for a man who has acknowledged giving a Quaalude and champagne to a 13-year-old girl who he then sodomized." The position of WH social director is still open...

119

87 Kratos, you'll feel my pain.  I can't find my GoW3 disc.  I took it out to play FFXIII and it's disappeared.  I know this probably means I put it in some other case but that would require effort for me to find it. 

I feel your pain, ATC.  Hopefully you find it soon (didn't know you played the GoW series - awesome!).  Anyway, how is FFXIII?  The main complaint I heard about it is that it's too linear.  Your thoughts?

120 ". We loaded up the shotguns, a big bag of feedcorn, and a cooler of beer(hard to get, we were underage) and headed out-men on a mission." Alcohol and live ammunition... it's... well, it's America, dammit! *wipes away nostalgic tear*

121

122

Speaking of volcanoes, crows, naked old men, and all things natural:

appears as though Lindsay Graham is getting ready to push cap and tax through next week.

Naturally occuring bs from a natural born pos.

i never in my life would have thought that the senator for Massachusetts would be more conservative than the senator from South Carolina.

Also, is it any suprise that a senator from a state without much heavy industry or natural resources would support a bill that stole money from states who do have heavy industry and natural resources.

122 Tricare issues with the healthcare farce.

While I believe military families and veterans are the only people in American who should be getting their healthcare paid for by taxpayers, I'm not real big on paying for their kids until they're 26.  Unless they've joined up, of course.

123

Alcohol and live ammunition... it's... well, it's America, dammit!

LOL Used to crack me up- we could buy enough ammo to storm a fort but couldn't get beer. Had to find a sympathetic 21 yr old or a cashier who didn't care-

..or, as last resort,

WAHOOO!!!!!

Those were the days. Now they take that shit serious.

124 Smart[sic] Car driver permanently reduces "carbon footprint".

125 #106

My son has done that.  I actually have an electronic crow caller.  We used it one afternoon, brought in about 50 of the bastards in 5 minutes.  Problem was they wouldn't land, they just circled the pool, knowing full well what awaited them upon landing.

Got a farmer friend trying to get me some DRC-1339 to put out for the bastards. 
Only more annoying crow that those in backyard was that Sheryl Crow.
 
God her music is AWFUL.
 
One song about Santa Monica and she has a life?

126

127  Having dealt with Tricare -- I'm not so sure those 26 yos. would necessarily think it an advantage to stay on it.

126  If this pos goes through, can we in downstate IL declare war on SC?  This is going to drive unemployment (along with prices) into the stratosphere around here -- and the dipshits in Springfield are already screaming about raising taxes (again) to make up the deficit.  JFC...on a mother loving stick (sorry for the blasphemy, but just...argh!).

127 Is Fossil Fuel CO2 Different From Volcanic CO2?

128

131-

DITTO!!!

As for paying for kids if they've joined up, service takes pretty good care of you-plus teaches you some skills so you can make it in the world. Worked for me!

129 And neither the Democrats or the Republicans propose to do anything to stop that.


Well, we could always whine impotently on the internet....

130 If this pos goes through, can we in downstate IL declare war on SC?

What the rest of the country needs to do is get together and vote a "turn-about".  Vote to expel SC from the union.

As for heavy industry, SC has plenty. In fact in the area that asshole RINO Graham is from there is a huge BMW plant that just expanded.

But there is one solution; since we can not recall the SOB get 2/3 of the Senate to vote to expel him from the Senate.

131 132  See, just one mention of Kemp flashing crows and the horrible consequences of such an action begin to happen -- Cindy will be by around 6p.m. Kemp, and I hear she's a raging volcano of inner angst and pent up passion; be careful.

132

134 Well duh, of course it is!

One is from volcanoes and the other is from fossils.  Really!

I would think that the volcano CO2 emissions would be dirtier (more pollutants, as we classify them) than what we typically see from the burning of fossil fuels (at least in the developed world) -- but that's an unscientific imho from an English major.

133 So it's the trees in the vacant lot next door that attract the crows?

No trees, no problem.

/Uncle Joe Stalin

134 140  Good point, but that could actually be a more dangerous and catastrophic undertaking than just shooting at the crows.

135

In an astonishing act of backroom international diplomacy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy hand-delivered a letter from fugitive Oscar-winning filmmaker Roman Polanski to President Barack Obama last week on the sidelines of the international anti-nuke proliferation summit in Washington, according to a small and little-noticed article embedded in the prestigious French political magazine, LÂ’Express.

It is unclear what Polanski or President Sarkozy, for that matter, think that Obama might be able or willing to do for a man who has acknowledged giving a Quaalude and champagne to a 13-year-old girl he then sodomized.

 

Barry will take up the case if Polanksi converts to Islam.

136 Good point, but that could actually be a more dangerous and catastrophic undertaking than just shooting at the crows.


True, but I'm a big fan of atavistic misanthropy.

137 can't stand it anymore. Time for the porch. Back tomorrow.

138 From Drudge: Iranian missile may be able to hit USA by 2015...

That's one slow missile!

139

I'm not real big on paying for their kids until they're 26. 

Yeh, I'm not sure I'll ever tell my kids about that option...

140

this pos goes through, can we in downstate IL declare war on SC?

What the rest of the country needs to do is get together and vote a "turn-about".  Vote to expel SC from the union.

As for heavy industry, SC has plenty. In fact in the area that asshole RINO Graham is from there is a huge BMW plant that just expanded.

But there is one solution; since we can not recall the SOB get 2/3 of the Senate to vote to expel him from the Senate.

no when i say heavy industry, i don't mean the jobbers(people who put pre-made parts together like a car plant). I mean the people who actually produce the materials everything is made out of.  Coal, Chemicals, Steel/Metals, Plastics, etc. That is heavy industry.

141

U.S. Plans Drive to Limit Salt in Foods

-Reuters

Screw around with my salt shaker and my jungle fatigues will be unpacked, along with other pertinent and important equipment for emasculating both men and liberal women.

142 Glen Beck is playing a recording of David Gregory?  or some other MSM morn asking a congresswoman something on the order "where has freedom gotten you"...I'm paraphrasing since I was shocked to hear it.

143 Attention everyone in Michigan!

144 Today is Equal Pay Day[sic].

Wanna make a lot of money, ladies?  Study math and science, work 60-hr weeks in a stultifying or dangerous field, and don't take off years at a time.  Sure, you'll be ostracized and ridiculed by normal women, but you'll have a paycheck that intimidates men, so at least you'll have that.

145 #140

Can't cut down trees, don't own the lot.

146 The nasty cats seem like a good idea. Alternatively, and more entertainmently, falconry would be very sporting.

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149 efox-shop the most memorable period of my young life and your info kind of reminded me of that. Thanks.

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