April 22, 2010

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— Gabriel Malor

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 05:38 AM | Comments (147)
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Posted by: todler at April 22, 2010 05:41 AM (fPOY0)

2 Morning... Welcome to the weekend. Well, for me at least.

Posted by: HH at April 22, 2010 05:42 AM (6oDXl)

3

WASHINGTON – First-time claims for jobless benefits fell last week, evidence that employers are laying off fewer workers. But claims remain too high to signal steady job creation.

Initial claims for unemployment benefits fell by 24,000 to a seasonally adjusted 456,000, the Labor Department said Thursday. That nearly matched analysts' estimates, according to Thomson Reuters.

AP has already changed this story. The earlier version stated that unemployment dropped "sharply" showing more signs of the economic recovery. But I guess that much bullshit was even too much for AP.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2010 05:42 AM (1Jaio)

5 Happy V.I. Lenin's Birthday! 

Has Guam tipped over yet?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2010 05:44 AM (mR7mk)

6

Good news:

US military jury clears SEAL in Iraq abuse case

By LARA JAKES (AP)

April 22, 2010

BAGHDAD — A U.S. military jury cleared a Navy SEAL Thursday of failing to prevent the beating of an Iraqi prisoner suspected of masterminding a 2004 attack that killed four American security contractors…

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2010 05:44 AM (7+pP9)

7 Obamanomics kicking in. Inflation, tax increases, food and raw materials for manufacturing, fuel prices  going up right quickly. Gonna be a great year....

Posted by: maddogg at April 22, 2010 05:44 AM (OlN4e)

8 Dick Cheney just endorsed Rubio and slammed Crist.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2010 05:45 AM (7+pP9)

9

Gabe you get up pretty early. What is it 6:45 on the left coast?

 

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 05:46 AM (wuv1c)

10

8 Dick Cheney just endorsed Rubio and slammed Crist.

Last night on Gretta, Karl Rove did the same.

Posted by: maddogg at April 22, 2010 05:46 AM (OlN4e)

11 Markets are down... Good thing TOTUS is going to give a speech and shit skittles all over Wall Street.

Posted by: Mjim at April 22, 2010 05:46 AM (V8B//)

12 True story here. The other night at work I overheard a nurse telling another nurse about her day. She and her husband have an 18 year old son with autism. The parents left him alone for the first time, but checked in by phone every half hour. Asked how he was doing, the son replied that he had captured a troll. Alarmed at this answer, they hurried home and discovered a midget wrapped in a blanket in their closet. It was a census worker! According to the nurse, the midget was understanding, and did not call the police. They won't be leaving their son alone anymore!

Posted by: bowel movement at April 22, 2010 05:47 AM (Fd5yK)

13 Tell me this whole thing wasn't a set-up:

WASHINGTON — While Goldman Sachs' lawyers negotiated with the Securities and Exchange Commission over potentially explosive civil fraud charges, Goldman's chief executive visited the White House at least four times.

White House logs show that Chief Executive Lloyd Blankfein traveled to Washington for at least two events with President Barack Obama, whose 2008 presidential campaign received $994,795 in donations from Goldman's political action committee, its employees and their relatives. He also met twice with Obama's top economic adviser, Larry Summers.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2010 05:47 AM (7+pP9)

14 WARCOCK!!

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at April 22, 2010 05:48 AM (rQTdM)

15

Markets are down... Good thing TOTUS is going to give a speech and shit skittles all over Wall Street.

fill up your gas tanks, oil is headed up, and that explosion at the offshore rig in the Gulf of Mexico isn't helping

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 05:48 AM (wuv1c)

16

White House logs show that Chief Executive Lloyd Blankfein

They're just going to claim it's a different 'Lloyd Blankfein' that has the same names as the CEO of GS.  See 'Jeremiah Wright visits WH'.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 22, 2010 05:49 AM (fx8sm)

17

Question,

If Obama goes forward with a VAT, and it clearly is a tax raise on people earning under 200,000 dollars, will the media call him on it?

 

I wonder

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 05:49 AM (wuv1c)

18 If Obama goes forward with a VAT, and it clearly is a tax raise on people earning under 200,000 dollars, will the media call him on it?

They will tell us the chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2010 05:50 AM (mR7mk)

19
will the media call him on it?

Ben, it's not 4-20 Day anymore, put down the bong.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 22, 2010 05:50 AM (fx8sm)

20 fill up your gas tanks, oil is headed up, and that explosion at the offshore rig in the Gulf of Mexico isn't helping

Luckily Oil is down also this morning

Posted by: Mjim at April 22, 2010 05:50 AM (V8B//)

21

Hey! Let's all go to summer camp!

http://tinyurl.com/2acz74b.


 

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 22, 2010 05:51 AM (JKGfQ)

22 Mornin' all. Hey, how about a VAT? This is beautiful guys! I want Obama to keep talking about this, or be perceived to be thinking about it. Why? For one, it's not gonna happen, even after November. There's no support for it. They won't even have the votes if they used reconciliation. But the fact that Obama is starting to look like he's thinking about it is great for us! Other things that won't happen, but we want America to talk about: immigration reform and Cap n' Tax. The more Obama talks about divisive issues that won't have a chance to pass Congress, the better this will be for conservatives.

Posted by: Joffen at April 22, 2010 05:51 AM (XiPI/)

23

If Obama goes forward with a VAT, and it clearly is a tax raise on people earning under 200,000 dollars, will the media call him on it?

They will tell us the chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams.

from 30 grams

 

reference, i love it

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 05:51 AM (wuv1c)

24

12 If that really is true, that's hilarious.  A friend has a mildly autistic kid -- sweet kid, would definitely do something like this though.

Well, looks like I might have a job!...the bad news -- it's in the public service sector (why doest thou mock me so Lord).

Posted by: unknown jane at April 22, 2010 05:52 AM (5/yRG)

25

will the media call him on it?

No, but they will tell you the warm liquid you feel on your leg is rain.

Posted by: HH at April 22, 2010 05:52 AM (6oDXl)

26

Like a majestic ship, held fast by the anchor of truth, borne on the winds of unalterable convictions,, guided by a beacon of love for country,

 

Oh f—k it, this ain’t working –

Barry focus, laser-like, on jobs for the millions still unemployed!

 

ThatÂ’s better.

 

http://tinyurl.com/2ebumhx

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 22, 2010 05:52 AM (RkRxq)

27
Here's some pics of the Deepwater Horizon platform.  Those are real people out there that got blown up or drowned.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 22, 2010 05:52 AM (fx8sm)

28

will the media call him on it?

Ben, it's not 4-20 Day anymore, put down the bong.

I left mine in college. oh Adlai, how i miss thee, and I really could use you know.

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 05:53 AM (wuv1c)

29
Predictable agitprop flowing from every crevace of the machine, I am convinced that the left are prepared to make sure we are happy tax slaves because "teachers don't make enough money". 

Public sector jobs like firemen and teachers  - they still don't make enough money! so we have to pay.  Our government cannot stop spending our money, so the answer is simple.  Teachers and fire-fighters deserve our money.  Who could say no to that?

 


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 22, 2010 05:53 AM (0fzsA)

30

Veteran Rep. Babette Josephs (D., Phila.) last Thursday accused her primary opponent, Gregg Kravitz, of pretending to be bisexual in order to pander to lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender voters, a powerful bloc in the district.

"I outed him as a straight person," Josephs said during a fund-raiser

Posted by: Huh? at April 22, 2010 05:53 AM (6SGWt)

31

The good news from yesterday was from the Supreme Court:

 

United States vs Stevens

 

In a surprise (for me ruling) the court struck down a federal law banning the making and possession of videos of “animal cruelty” which included dog fighting and other venues.

 

The ruling was 8-1, not even close. What was surprising was that Alito and Roberts disagreed. Alito was the sole dissenter who wanted to uphold the law.

 

Personally I would have loved to see them strike this down on the basis that the federal government has no authority to legislate in the venue of “animal cruelty” at all.  That would have eliminated the stupid federal dog fighting laws as well and it would have left it up to the States to decide how they wanted to regulate this.

 

Instead, they struck it down on first amendment issues which closes it out for the States as well. So good news, tempered with a little “it could have been better”.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 05:53 AM (QrA9E)

32

"12 If that really is true, that's hilarious."

If that's true, there's been an epidemic of autistic midget nappers reported on-line by friends of late.

Posted by: Randy at April 22, 2010 05:55 AM (GtTYq)

33

I'm guessing this was unexpected?

http://tinyurl.com/23ccy5t


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 22, 2010 05:56 AM (RkRxq)

34

If Obama goes forward with a VAT, and it clearly is a tax raise on people earning under 200,000 dollars, will the media call him on it?

 I wonder

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 09:49 AM (wuv1c)

If Obama killed members of the media's family in front of their face they wouldn't call him out on it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2010 05:56 AM (1Jaio)

35

unknown jane, good news about the job!

 

I'm going to go wimper in a corner because I've been sick for over a week now. Can't do much for more than 10 minutes before having to lie down. Which is still better than a few days ago...

But at least I'm losing weight. We'll pretend that it isn't muscle tone, 'mkay?

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2010 05:58 AM (XdlcF)

36

Here's some pics of the Deepwater Horizon platform.  Those are real people out there that got blown up or drowned.

Yeah. I watched this video a while back on live leak. it isn't of the same rig, but it shows how dangerous working with heavy machinery on oil rigs can be.

 

http://tinyurl.com/25db9ae

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 05:59 AM (wuv1c)

37

"I outed him as a straight person," Josephs said during a fund-raiser

One usually has to go to a Chris Matthews or a Joy Behar for such examples of genuine lefty gibberish.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 05:59 AM (B+qrE)

38 Re VAT: I keep telling ya'll this talk of a VAT is just a smokescreen. He knows there ain't a chance. Even the ME sisters and Lindsey will not go for that.

Keep your eyes on what he is doing not what he is saying.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 06:00 AM (QrA9E)

39

Keep your eyes on what he is doing not what he is saying.

Since all he does is talk, that's pretty easy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 06:01 AM (B+qrE)

40 I, for one, welcome our VAT overlords.. Manufacturers pay the tax, not me.

Am I missing anything?

Posted by: franksalterego at April 22, 2010 06:02 AM (+6fgE)

41

Personally I would have loved to see them strike this down on the basis that the federal government has no authority to legislate in the venue of “animal cruelty” at all.  That would have eliminated the stupid federal dog fighting laws as well and it would have left it up to the States to decide how they wanted to regulate this.

 

did you see on Rick Sanchez's show(of course not no one watches it) that he showed parts of a video pertaining to animal cruelty. Apparently there is a sexual fetish out there of women in stilletos(spelling?)  crushing kittens.

I  shit you not.

I didn't know about this. And I do think it is one of those "crazes" the media invents. I think there actually is a market out there for that garbage.

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:03 AM (wuv1c)

42 Cheney also endorses brushing your teeth after every meal. What, not funny unless it's Romney?

Posted by: That's what I thought at April 22, 2010 06:04 AM (EQ4e/)

43

 Cheney also endorses brushing your teeth after every meal.

What, not funny unless it's Romney?

did romney ever get around to endorsing Rubio?

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:04 AM (wuv1c)

44

What, not funny unless it's Romney?

Yes.

Next.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 06:05 AM (B+qrE)

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 22, 2010 06:05 AM (0fzsA)

46 Just wait for it, "Drilling in US waters is just too damn dangerous, as is mining... in direct response I am halting all energy development except for really big rubber bands. With this announcement, we welcome a new era in green (brown) energy. Now, everyone bow to Mecca and just suck it up."

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 22, 2010 06:06 AM (HXZOR)

47 "I outed him as a straight person," Josephs said during a fund-raiser -- tell me again why we need cities?

Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2010 06:06 AM (h0rZ/)

48 did you see on Rick Sanchez's show(of course not no one watches it) that he showed parts of a video pertaining to animal cruelty. Apparently there is a sexual fetish out there of women in stilletos(spelling?)  crushing kittens.

Yes, the justices talked about that particular brand of sickism. In the ruling they hinted that if the feds came back with a law tailored to more specific banns such as that crap, they would uphold it.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 06:06 AM (QrA9E)

49 #5
Holy shit Lenin was born two days after Hitler.


Posted by: Kemp at April 22, 2010 06:07 AM (vSiVD)

50

Oh, it's Earf Day.

I have to explain to my kids why you shouldn't listen to the TV when it says "we're helping the earth by making a bunch of earth day shows for you to watch for hours and hours".

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2010 06:07 AM (XdlcF)

51 There's an ad for an ADHD drug showing up now.  Are the intertubes trying to tell Moronia something?

Posted by: alexthechick at April 22, 2010 06:07 AM (8WZWv)

52

From CNBC

Obama’s admission came during an interview with CNBC’s John Harwood. Asked if he could see the potential for a VAT, the President said: “I know that there’s been a lot of talk around town lately about the value-added tax. That is something that has worked for some countries. It’s something that would be novel for the United States. And before, you know, I start saying ‘this makes sense or that makes sense,’ I want to get a better picture of what our options are.” Obama’s VAT admission may explain his recent attempts to alter the terms of his central campaign promise. Twice in the past two weeks, Obama has claimed his middle class tax pledge only applied to income taxes rather than “any form of taxes”.

In his April 10 Weekly Radio Address, Obama said: “And one thing we have not done is raise income taxes on families making less than $250,000. That’s another promise we’ve kept.” In a speech on the evening of April 15, Obama repeated the truncated promise: “And one thing we haven’t done is raise income taxes on families making less than $250,000 a year — another promise that we kept.” The two recent statements stand in stark contrast to Obama’s original promise: “I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:07 AM (wuv1c)

53

5
Holy shit Lenin was born two days after Hitler.

Yeah, and my nephew is born on 4/20 and his mother, my sister is born on 4/22. And her husband, my brother in law was born on...wait for it...9/11.

Lucky family they are

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:08 AM (wuv1c)

54 #21

Holy shit, camp OFA, new name for Hitler Youth?

Posted by: Kemp at April 22, 2010 06:09 AM (vSiVD)

55 In his April 10 Weekly Radio Address, Obama said:LIED

That is all that needs to be said. Every time he opens his mouth a lie comes out.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 06:09 AM (QrA9E)

56

From the NY Slimes:

WASHINGTON — Fearing that health insurance premiums may shoot up in the next few years, Senate Democrats laid a foundation on Tuesday for federal regulation of rates, four weeks after President Obama signed a law intended to rein in soaring health costs.

BarryCare is supposed to stop the greedy evil insurance companies from increasing premiums so why oh why are Senate Dims trying to get these new regulations?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2010 06:10 AM (1Jaio)

57 Asked how he was doing, the son replied that he had captured a troll. Alarmed at this answer, they hurried home and discovered a midget wrapped in a blanket in their closet. It was a census worker!

If true, I'm on the kid's side. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 22, 2010 06:10 AM (8WZWv)

58

Now this is some bullshit.  http://tinyurl.com/2ar66dw

Kind of makes arguments against reform harder to make. 

Greedy bastards.  With this and the Wall Street mess, maybe it's just the whole damn system that's committing suicide.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 22, 2010 06:10 AM (RkRxq)

59 There is a lot of crap in the finance reform bill. They bury outrageous power grabs in these bills. No I don't have a list but a link to a summary of some of the worst was posted here on sunday.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 22, 2010 06:10 AM (UsRyD)

60

tell me again why we need cities?

Comic relief.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 06:11 AM (B+qrE)

61 51 There's an ad for an ADHD drug showing up now.  Are the intertubes trying to tell Moronia something?

I think that it  ...  Ooooh!  Kitteh!!!

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 22, 2010 06:12 AM (4y0YU)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2010 06:13 AM (mR7mk)

63

Senate Democrats laid a foundation on Tuesday for federal regulation of rates

Hi and welcome to another episode of "If You Are Doing Something That Sounds Like Something Hugo Chavez Would Do, Perhaps You Need To Get Some Air Or Take A Nap Or Something."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 06:15 AM (B+qrE)

64 Heather, I live in Philly.  I don't need another reason to hate Specter the Defector.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2010 06:15 AM (o6p2r)

65

Heather, I live in Philly.  I don't need another reason to hate Specter the Defector.

Pittsburgh here, and I've hated Arlen for as long as I can remember. I voted Toomey in the 2004 primaries and I will vote Toomey in the 2010 election.

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:16 AM (wuv1c)

66 Holy shit Lenin was born two days after Hitler.

Several decades earlier...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2010 06:17 AM (mR7mk)

67 Heather, I could have gone all day without that picture of Holly Maddux's remains.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 06:17 AM (QrA9E)

68

12. Posted by: bowel movement at April 22, 2010 09:47 AM (Fd5yK)

The parents need to get some learning on the child.  The short stature of the "cenus worker" would lead suspicion away from that of Trolls and more towards that of Leprechaun.  Next time, check it for a pot of gold.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 22, 2010 06:17 AM (oLULt)

69

If Obama goes forward with a VAT, and it clearly is a tax raise on people earning under 200,000 dollars, will the media call him on it?

 

I wonder

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 09:49 AM (wuv1c)

Come on, Ben.  The Precedent is just reducing taxes by 3000%.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 22, 2010 06:18 AM (N49h9)

70 Carney's column looks a lot like MM's.

Posted by: Valiant at April 22, 2010 06:18 AM (HnEfQ)

71

The parents need to get some learning on the child.  The short stature of the "cenus worker" would lead suspicion away from that of Trolls and more towards that of Leprechaun.  Next time, check it for a pot of gold.

TROLLIST!!!!

Posted by: Frodo Baggins at April 22, 2010 06:19 AM (B+qrE)

72 40 I, for one, welcome our VAT overlords.. Manufacturers pay the tax, not me.

Am I missing anything?

Right off hand, I'd say a brain.

Who the fuck do you think BUYS manufactured goods?

You ever bought any?  If so, YOU will pay the tax.  It passes though, idiot.

Ever been to Europe?  Wonder why a beer costs $6 there any only $2 here?

VAT

Posted by: Kemp at April 22, 2010 06:19 AM (vSiVD)

73

 

Speaking of Leperchauns and Census workers. The greatest local news cast ever. Thank you Mobile.

 

http://tinyurl.com/jqfjl

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:20 AM (wuv1c)

74
58 Kind of makes arguments against reform harder to make.

The argument isn't for no reform just not a national take over of the entire insurance system.

If everyone purchased their policy as an individual and not through  employers this kind of story would quickly bankrupt an insurance company.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 22, 2010 06:20 AM (tf9Ne)

75
Drudge!

"WASHINGTON — While Goldman Sachs' lawyers negotiated with the Securities and Exchange Commission over potentially explosive civil fraud charges, Goldman's chief executive visited the White House at least four times.

White House logs show that Chief Executive Lloyd Blankfein traveled to Washington for at least two events with President Barack Obama, whose 2008 presidential campaign received $994,795 in donations from Goldman's political action committee, its employees and their relatives. He also met twice with Obama's top economic adviser, Larry Summers."



So - Gibbs is a liar.  Obama is a liar.  We get the bill.




Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 22, 2010 06:20 AM (0fzsA)

76 Hey P.A.; you out there today?

How about this headline at Fox:

Home Sales Rise More Than Expected

Home sales rose more than expected in March, reversing three months of declines, as government incentives drew in buyers and kicked off what's expected to be a strong spring selling season.

Now; does anyone believe it?  Not me

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 06:21 AM (QrA9E)

77 Whew--easy, Kemp--I think that was some sarc from franksalterego.  I think.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 06:21 AM (B+qrE)

78 In case you needed another reason to hate Arlen Spector.


Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2010 10:13 AM (mR7mk)

... and the French!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 22, 2010 06:22 AM (N49h9)

79 #66

Yeah, I KNOW that, I said two days, as in the dates, 4/20 and 4/22. 

I assume everyone here knows Hitler is Lenin's love child.

A joke.

Posted by: Kemp at April 22, 2010 06:24 AM (vSiVD)

80

April 22 (Bloomberg) -- Wholesale prices in the U.S. rose more than forecast in March, boosted by higher costs for energy and the biggest gain in food since 1984.

I guess unexpected was unavailable at the time of this article. Higher taxes, higher cost of goods, higher unemployment. Welcome to Barry's economic golden age.

 

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2010 06:24 AM (1Jaio)

81

Posted by: Kemp at April 22, 2010 10:19 AM (vSiVD)

Kemp, I'm pretty sure he was joking...

Posted by: HH at April 22, 2010 06:24 AM (6oDXl)

82

off what's expected to be a strong spring selling season

After a quarter with a million foreclosures and 20% real unemployment, I call shenanigans.

SHENANIGANS!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 06:24 AM (B+qrE)

83 Obama and Biden to Celebrate Earth Day by Tying Up New York Air Traffic

Only awesome photos if you click through on this one.  Sorry, Vic, next time I'll do a warning.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2010 06:25 AM (mR7mk)

84

Heather, I could have gone all day without that picture of Holly Maddux's remains.

yeah. I couldnt make out what it was until i think i saw the eye socket.

Our local talk radio guys tells this story every earth day in the morning.

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:25 AM (wuv1c)

85

 "A U.S. military jury cleared a Navy SEAL Thursday ..."

Doesn't this prove the Democrats' point about why we need civilian courts to try the terrorists as opposed to those horrible one-sided "military tribunals" that would never give them a fair shake?

Posted by: RM at April 22, 2010 06:26 AM (GkYyh)

86 #77

Could be, but you never know.  There are a lot of folks that BELIEVE that very line. 

Saying that a good VAT with no income tax is a fair tax.  It taxes consumption, not savings, and EVERYONE pays it.  Read those that now don't pay shit, aka, democrats.

Posted by: Kemp at April 22, 2010 06:27 AM (vSiVD)

87 #24 - Unknown Jane:  Congratulations!  I only hope one of the perks of your new job isn't compulsory union membership.

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at April 22, 2010 06:27 AM (PZLW0)

88

73. Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 10:20 AM (wuv1c)

HA HA HA HA HA!  That amateur drawing of what residents claim to see is awesome.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 22, 2010 06:29 AM (oLULt)

89 The only "fair" tax is a flat tax on all forms of income.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 06:29 AM (QrA9E)

90

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 10:21 AM (QrA9E)

 

Isn't that tax credit due to expire at the end of this month?

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at April 22, 2010 06:31 AM (E0EDC)

91 Cheney also endorses brushing your teeth after every meal.

What, not funny unless it's Romney?


Darth Cheney isn't setting up for a run at the White House.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2010 06:32 AM (VY5KX)

92 12 bowellmovement, either you or the nurse you heard if from is a liar the autistic kid capturing a "troll" is an urban legend, feel free to google it morons

Posted by: Assman at April 22, 2010 06:32 AM (HfA9V)

93

This is spooky. I'm getting an eerie feeling that there are hundreds of pairs of eyes reading these cooments, but not posting comments.

So that we can tabulate our viewers, would everybody here please post their social security number and bank account number? That information will be kept strictly confidential, of course.

Posted by: Website Monitor at April 22, 2010 06:33 AM (ITzbJ)

94

Speaking of Leperchauns and Census workers. The greatest local news cast ever.

Ugh. That was wrong, so very wrong.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2010 06:34 AM (XdlcF)

95 http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/humor/a/troll_in_the_closet.htm

Posted by: Assman at April 22, 2010 06:34 AM (HfA9V)

96

Twice in the past two weeks, Obama has claimed his middle class tax pledge only applied to income taxes rather than “any form of taxes”.

Try selling that to George HW Bush.

Posted by: pforeman at April 22, 2010 06:35 AM (S7Xpi)

97

29  lemon kitten    Speaking of firemen wages, we flyover country one's never get raises!  No matter how much we bitch and complain!

I think they call us volanteers, or something.  We dont live in Tenn.!!   All the risk, all the labor, but no damn money.  But we do have fun block parties!!!!

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at April 22, 2010 06:36 AM (pU4D7)

98 Razenfurher comes through with a real poll on FL, Crist behind in a 3 way.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2010 06:36 AM (7VvJB)

99

Speaking of Leperchauns and Census workers. The greatest local news cast ever.

Ugh. That was wrong, so very wrong.

"Everyone who seen the leperchaun say yea!"  f'ing hilarious

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:36 AM (wuv1c)

100 Your comments are fine. But we'd like to read your cooments, too.

Posted by: Website Monitor at April 22, 2010 06:36 AM (ITzbJ)

101 Vic - or a flat tax on all consumption

Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2010 06:37 AM (JaO+v)

102 But we'd like to read your cooments, too.

Perv.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2010 06:37 AM (mR7mk)

103 Isn't that tax credit due to expire at the end of this month?

If I am not mistaken it was supposed to expire at the end of last year and they extended it.

Yes, it is due to expire again but watch out for another extension.

Also, don't forget the blatant racism in the permanent tax credit for first time home buyers in Washington DC. They will never take that one away.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 06:38 AM (QrA9E)

104
72

I guess, I should've included a /sarc tag.

heh,heh,heh

Posted by: franksalterego at April 22, 2010 06:38 AM (+6fgE)

105 Vic - or a flat tax on all consumption

No, all income is better and more fair.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2010 06:39 AM (QrA9E)

106

Twice in the past two weeks, Obama has claimed his middle class tax pledge only applied to income taxes rather than “any form of taxes”.

Try selling that to George HW Bush.

Posted by: pforeman at April 22, 2010 10:35 AM (S7Xpi)

Not to mention the fact that the limit for his lie about taxes was bouncing around from $250,000 to $200,000 to $150,000 to $100,000 from families to individuals ... and he's already raised all sorts of taxes on everyone, including the health scare (which was argued as being Constitutional "as a tax" for some time) and the attempt to raise all taxes on everything through Crap&Trade (which, luckily, has only passed the House and not the Senate, yet).

But, it would be truly unprecedented if someone could find something ... anything ... that the Indonesian Imbecile did NOT lie about.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 22, 2010 06:39 AM (N49h9)

107

So that we can tabulate our viewers, would everybody here please post their social security number and bank account number? That information will be kept strictly confidential, of course.

Only if you promise that you are a Nigerian prince with 35 million dollars you want to give me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 06:39 AM (B+qrE)

108

#77

Could be, but you never know.  There are a lot of folks that BELIEVE that very line. 

Saying that a good VAT with no income tax is a fair tax.  It taxes consumption, not savings, and EVERYONE pays it.  Read those that now don't pay shit, aka, democrats.

I agree. I wouldn't mind a VAT if that was the ONLY tax we had.

But it won't happen. The only way i would accept it is if they made an amendment to the constitution making income tax, cap gains tax, and sales tax illegal. Then instituted the VAT.

Again, that will never happen either.

Also, we all know that if the VAT passed, that the government wouldn't use tha tto pay down debt, they would just spend it on more shit we don't need and can't afford.

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:40 AM (wuv1c)

109 Burn a tire for earth day -- http://tinyurl.com/derale

Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2010 06:41 AM (PjevJ)

110

would everybody here please post their social security number and bank account number.

If you think I'm going to post my private Swiss Account #, you've got another think coming pal. I've built that money up from Carbon Credits, and it's mine.

What???

Posted by: HH at April 22, 2010 06:41 AM (6oDXl)

111 It was my idea to take the train, but does anybody listen?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2010 06:43 AM (euuyg)

112

Crist behind in a 3 way.

Do I have to say it?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 06:43 AM (B+qrE)

113

Burn a tire for earth day -- http://tinyurl.com/derale

 

Three years ago, I contacted CAIR as they were giving out free Korans, except it was a very large one with picutres, glossy pages, etc. It was essentially the size of a large school text book. It took 4 months after my request to get it, but I kept it til earth day and burned the whole thing outside. Got two birds with one stone there.

i don't know if they are still giving the books out, but i suggest you request one, as they are expensive to make and it helps deplete CAIR of funds.

 

Also don't forget to go to Google and type in "Goldman Sachs SEC" or "Goldman Sachs Obama" and click the ad that costs Organizing for Obama money.

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:44 AM (wuv1c)

114 Perv.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2010 10:37 AM (mR7mk)

 

Get a life, you bald-headed, lop-earred, cross-eyed, hook-nosed, buck-toothed, pot-bellied, bow-legged, pidgeon-toed, cranky, old coot.

Posted by: Website Monitor at April 22, 2010 06:44 AM (ITzbJ)

115

Crist behind in a 3 way.

Do I have to say it?

I would have figured he'd be the bottom.

Posted by: Ben at April 22, 2010 06:45 AM (wuv1c)

116 Thank you for taking me off the hook, Ben.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 06:46 AM (B+qrE)

117 Let's try this, one more time..

I, for one, LUV the VAT.. Because, you see, I'm really, REALLY rich.. So, I can afford the VAT.. While those, who live on fixed salaries, and fixed incomes, are the suckers who pay... Not me.

Do I need the tag?

Posted by: franksalterego at April 22, 2010 06:48 AM (+6fgE)

118 Actually it appears he is the middleman.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2010 06:48 AM (7VvJB)

119 Charlie "Fingercuffs" Crist

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2010 06:50 AM (VY5KX)

120

Oh, and today being Earth Day and all, 'Avatar' has been released on DVD. For something like $26. And it's not even in 3D.

Just wait till the people who bought it find that out.

Should be interesting.

Posted by: HH at April 22, 2010 06:50 AM (6oDXl)

121 Ben, the Saudis print those things up by the shipload. I think there is special religious tax to pay for it.

Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2010 06:51 AM (tJF9l)

122 Oh, and today being Earth Day and all, 'Avatar' has been released on DVD. For something like $26. And it's not even in 3D.


Bittorrent FTW

Suck it, Cameron.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2010 06:52 AM (VY5KX)

123 Posted by: Website Monitor at April 22, 2010 10:44 AM

Mom?  Is that you? 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2010 06:52 AM (mR7mk)

124 Ben, the Saudis print those things up by the shipload.


Yep, the Saudi Government's been doing that for decades. I have a couple of them sitting on my bookshelf from the '60s, the old Abdullah Yusuf Ali translation.  Found 'em in used bookstores for about $5 ea.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2010 06:58 AM (VY5KX)

125 Netanyahu to Obama: Pound sand: Benjamin Netanyahu delivered an unequivocal message to the Obama administration http://bit.ly/cPcmW7

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at April 22, 2010 07:00 AM (YVZlY)

126 Thanks for the thanks -- and knowing my luck, compulsory union membership is a given.  Still, any job is better than no job at all (I'll need it in order to pay for VAT...and cap n trade...and healthcare...and...).

Posted by: unknown jane at April 22, 2010 07:04 AM (5/yRG)

127 Did you remember to brush your tooth today, dear?

Posted by: Heather Radish's Mom at April 22, 2010 07:04 AM (ITzbJ)

128 Unexpected was unexpectedly not found in today's story.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2010 07:09 AM (lQf5a)

129 125 and why is Mitchell being used - he is old, Lebanese, and has a long history of being involved in several failed attempts.

Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2010 07:09 AM (tTdaQ)

130 Home Sales Rise More Than Expected

Corollary: home price declines sharper than expected

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 22, 2010 07:12 AM (L5JCP)

131 Stolen from Boortz:

Earth Day Predictions, 1970

"We have about five more years at the outside to do something."
• Kenneth Watt, ecologist

"Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind."
• George Wald, Harvard Biologist

"We are in an environmental crisis which threatens the survival of this nation, and of the world as a suitable place of human habitation."
• Barry Commoner, Washington University biologist

"Man must stop pollution and conserve his resources, not merely to enhance existence but to save the race from intolerable deterioration and possible extinction."
• New York Times editorial, the day after the first Earth Day

"Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make. The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years."
• Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist

"By...[1975] some experts feel that food shortages will have escalated the present level of world hunger and starvation into famines of unbelievable proportions. Other experts, more optimistic, think the ultimate food-population collision will not occur until the decade of the 1980s."
• Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist

"It is already too late to avoid mass starvation."
• Denis Hayes, chief organizer for Earth Day

"Demographers agree almost unanimously on the following grim timetable: by 1975 widespread famines will begin in India; these will spread by 1990 to include all of India, Pakistan, China and the Near East, Africa. By the year 2000, or conceivably sooner, South and Central America will exist under famine conditions....By the year 2000, thirty years from now, the entire world, with the exception of Western Europe, North America, and Australia, will be in famine."
• Peter Gunter, professor, North Texas State University

"Scientists have solid experimental and theoretical evidence to support...the following predictions: In a decade, urban dwellers will have to wear gas masks to survive air pollution...by 1985 air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half...."
• Life Magazine, January 1970

"At the present rate of nitrogen buildup, it's only a matter of time before light will be filtered out of the atmosphere and none of our land will be usable."
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist

"Air pollution...is certainly going to take hundreds of thousands of lives in the next few years alone."
• Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist

"We are prospecting for the very last of our resources and using up the nonrenewable things many times faster than we are finding new ones."
• Martin Litton, Sierra Club director

"By the year 2000, if present trends continue, we will be using up crude oil at such a rate...that there won't be any more crude oil. You'll drive up to the pump and say, `Fill 'er up, buddy,' and he'll say, `I am very sorry, there isn't any.'"
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist

"Dr. S. Dillon Ripley, secretary of the Smithsonian Institute, believes that in 25 years, somewhere between 75 and 80 percent of all the species of living animals will be extinct."
• Sen. Gaylord Nelson

"The world has been chilling sharply for about twenty years. If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder in the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age."
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist


Posted by: WalrusRex at April 22, 2010 07:12 AM (xxgag)

132 I'm all for a VAT tax because I don't own any vats.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 22, 2010 07:15 AM (xxgag)

133

131  The sky is falling!

-- Chicken Little, prof. emeritus, AGW institute

Posted by: unknown jane at April 22, 2010 07:16 AM (5/yRG)

134 Netanyahu to Obama: Pound sand: Benjamin Netanyahu delivered an unequivocal message to the Obama administration


Bibi: John Matrix
JugEars: Cook


or perhaps more appropriately....

Bibi: John Matrix
JugEars: Presidente Arius

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2010 07:20 AM (VY5KX)

136 Silly Reagan thinking we could just shoot missiles out of the air.

It's a good thing we don't have some lefty whack-job rube in the White House who thinks our being able to pick off incoming nukes would somehow put us at an unfair advantage, thus throwing off the balance of power and making the people of the world not like us.

Nevermind.

Posted by: rockhead at April 22, 2010 07:37 AM (RykTt)

137 The only way i would accept it is if they made an amendment to the constitution making income tax, cap gains tax, and sales tax illegal. Then instituted the VAT.

Again, that will never happen either.

Also, we all know that if the VAT passed, that the government wouldn't use tha tto pay down debt, they would just spend it on more shit we don't need and can't afford.


We don't need theoretical arguments about "consumption taxes" versus income taxes versus a VAT.  Remember only one thing:  VAT = evil, evil, evil.  There is a reason it is called a Value Added Tax.  Conceptually it permits the gubmint to tax anything at any point of transaction if the gubmint deems value has been added.  If you don't think that leaves a doorway the size of an Airbus 330 to roll in endless tax levies at the whim of a VAT bureaucracy, you're hitting the Val-U-Rite a bit too hard.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 22, 2010 07:38 AM (AZGON)

138

#131 Posted by: WalrusRex at April 22, 2010 11:12 AM (xxgag)

The good old experts are expert at getting everything wrong.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2010 07:39 AM (1Jaio)

139

Things we should have done 40 years ago:

1.  Shot Paul Ehrlich into the sun.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 07:39 AM (B+qrE)

140

If you don't think that leaves a doorway the size of an Airbus 330 to roll in endless tax levies at the whim of a VAT bureaucracy, you're hitting the Val-U-Rite a bit too hard.

And just wait until the VAT bureaucracy and the Office of Salt Affairs get into a dispute.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2010 07:41 AM (B+qrE)

141 It's a safe bet that Ehrlich, or any number of these other asshats Walrusrex quoted will still occasionally appear on NPR, Pacifica or PBS, pronouncing their calm, reasoned viewpoints.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 22, 2010 07:42 AM (AZGON)

142

139  We should have shot Paul Erhlich, Peter Singer, and Betty Freidman into the sun.

fify

Posted by: unknown jane at April 22, 2010 07:50 AM (5/yRG)

143 Precedent "profit and earnings ratios" is now going to lecture on finance - something that a person with the mathematical sophistication of a retarded 8th grader could not possibly comprehend.  And the douchebags are going to let the imbecile pretend that he has a clue.

Why has no one ever asked the Indonesian Imbecile what "profit and earnings ratios" are?  Why has no one ever asked him why he used "and" as the English translation for division?  Why has no one ever saw fit to explain how that one little phrase is indicative of an SAT math score in the low 400's, if that?

Never mind.  He distracted them from all of those questions when he moved on to "reduc[ing] premiums by 3000%".

Let the lecture on finance by the retard begin!  Take it away, Indonesian Imbecile ...

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 22, 2010 07:55 AM (N49h9)

144 "I'm here because these reforms are not only in the best interests of our country, but in the best interests of the financial sector." -- Precedent "profit and earnings ratios"

Waits for applause ... "Uh ... er ..."

I'm embarrassed just listening to this retard.  And those circus characters in the audience who clap for him ought to be run out of town.  Scumbags.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 22, 2010 08:01 AM (N49h9)

145 eugh, screw that chat roulette guy. that shit ain't cool. course the girls are retarded for sticking around.

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