April 22, 2014
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Posted by: MTF at April 22, 2014 03:01 AM (Sow0v)
Posted by: mindful webworker - caught in the net at April 22, 2014 03:02 AM (WQhht)
Posted by: Barky McDickface, President for Life at April 22, 2014 03:04 AM (eAJwE)
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Posted by: mindful webworker - backhanded encouragement at April 22, 2014 03:08 AM (WQhht)
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Posted by: GMB (et al) at April 22, 2014 03:11 AM (nkPV9)
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Posted by: GMB (et al) at April 22, 2014 03:12 AM (nkPV9)
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Posted by: Vince Fosters ghost at April 22, 2014 03:12 AM (Sow0v)
Posted by: mindful webworker - reading aloud with lips moving at April 22, 2014 03:15 AM (u1ZOY)
Posted by: Antonio Scalia at April 22, 2014 03:15 AM (Sow0v)
Posted by: MTF at April 22, 2014 03:17 AM (Sow0v)
Posted by: Grand Admiral Hillary Clintomoto at April 22, 2014 03:19 AM (KbrNh)
Posted by: mindful webworker - twofoot among fourfoots at April 22, 2014 03:20 AM (5MGOE)
However, it gives rise to the celebration of Jeb. Yes, the times, they call for Jeb.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2014 03:22 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: biancaneve at April 22, 2014 03:22 AM (2sR50)
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Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 03:25 AM (pt5t7)
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Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 22, 2014 03:28 AM (CL1lh)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 03:28 AM (pt5t7)
I've always rejected the notion that people can be triggered. The concept makes me think of (see what I did there?) Curly from the Three Stooges, reacting to the words "Niagara Falls."
Develop some self-control, man.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2014 03:29 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: K. Rove, Chairman, Committee to Elect Jeb Bush in 2016 at April 22, 2014 03:31 AM (1mtKP)
Posted by: MTF at April 22, 2014 03:33 AM (Sow0v)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 22, 2014 03:34 AM (Zdgjo)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 22, 2014 03:35 AM (CL1lh)
43: "...this is the last samsung phone I will ever own."
Is there anything out there significantly better on this issue?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at April 22, 2014 03:35 AM (v6cwT)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 22, 2014 03:35 AM (sv/s3)
Posted by: Committee Not To Elect Jeb Bush at April 22, 2014 03:36 AM (Sow0v)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 22, 2014 03:37 AM (8bA1i)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 22, 2014 03:37 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2014 03:37 AM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 22, 2014 03:38 AM (Zdgjo)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 22, 2014 03:40 AM (CL1lh)
Posted by: Villagers with a torches and Pitchforks, and not happy right now at April 22, 2014 03:41 AM (Sow0v)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 22, 2014 03:41 AM (8bA1i)
Posted by: mindful "papa" webworker - is this thing on? at April 22, 2014 03:42 AM (MwpNJ)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 22, 2014 03:43 AM (Zdgjo)
Posted by: MTF at April 22, 2014 07:33 AM (Sow0v)
Judgment at Nuremburg and A Star Is Born, both of which she was nominated for an Oscar. And though they weren't what we think of as "hits," the movies she made with Mickey Rooney were very finanically successful for MGM.
As far as whether Mayer was "right" - with Durbin, he would have had an actress who was without any personal problems or illicit habits, but one who was very strong-willed. Mayer was able to mold Garland, which I don't think he could have with Durbin. It's hard to judge, since the two were such dramatically different personalities, but I think on the whole, Durbin might have been the better choice.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 03:43 AM (zF6Iw)
http://nypost.com/2014/04/21/fraud-runs-rampant-in-census-bureau/
Go figure. Then of course, we have the new Census move that totally changes the way the CB conducts their healthcare survey, by changing the criteria used to count someone as insured. This will make all previous results noncomparable. Convenient, no? Especially with OCare in its first year of real implementation.
The future's so bright, I gotta wear hip high wader boots.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2014 03:43 AM (wNF3N)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 22, 2014 03:44 AM (8bA1i)
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 03:44 AM (38Mwc)
Posted by: Registered Voter at April 22, 2014 03:46 AM (kYfFr)
I've always rejected the notion that people can be triggered. The concept makes me think of (see what I did there?) Curly from the Three Stooges, reacting to the words "Niagara Falls."
Develop some self-control, man.
Posted by: BurtTC
Cheese
Posted by: Gmac at April 22, 2014 03:46 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 22, 2014 03:46 AM (8bA1i)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2014 03:48 AM (XyM/Y)
Gone into "fools and tools" mode, I see....
Posted by: backhoe at April 22, 2014 03:48 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: GMan at April 22, 2014 03:50 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 03:52 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 03:53 AM (pt5t7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2014 03:54 AM (XyM/Y)
Nope. The ruling by the judges on the field is that this was merely a simple dismissive post.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 22, 2014 07:46 AM (8bA1i)
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DAMMIT!
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 03:54 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 03:55 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Fred Mertz at April 22, 2014 03:55 AM (2aYrM)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 03:55 AM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2014 03:55 AM (2AqeI)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 03:56 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 03:57 AM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 22, 2014 03:57 AM (NvZnr)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 03:59 AM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:00 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2014 04:00 AM (BG5jZ)
77 Gmac: explain this, please?
62 38 33 -I've always rejected the notion that people can be triggered. The concept makes me think of (see what I did there?) Curly from the Three Stooges, reacting to the words "Niagara Falls." Develop some self-control, man.
Posted by: BurtTC
Cheese
Posted by: Gmac at April 22, 2014 07:46 AM (4pjhs)
One of the big trigger words for Curly in one of their shorts was "Cheese". I believe he was a boxer and thats how they got him to cut loose.
Posted by: Gmac at April 22, 2014 04:00 AM (4pjhs)
It's abuse. Pure and simple.
And a trigger.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2014 04:01 AM (QFxY5)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2014 04:02 AM (2AqeI)
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 04:02 AM (PFy0L)
Once Curly would be triggered to go into one of his fits after hearing the words "Niagara Falls," the only way to calm him down was to give him cheese.
Not limburger though.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2014 04:02 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:02 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2014 04:03 AM (tsGZY)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 04:04 AM (pt5t7)
Well actually I do like it come to think on it a few.
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Fingers crossed that this is the harbinger of the New Normal.
But I doubt it.
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 04:04 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 04:04 AM (cB3Ay)
Honest answer is, it's used in treatment for people with PTSD, alcohol abuse, etc.
The theory is, if you understand your triggers, the things that cause you to react, and do things you otherwise don't want to do, you can learn avoid them. Or not let them trigger you.
I think it's a valid concept for conditions like PTSD, but it should be very temporary. The extent to which it is not temporary would be the scope of one's illness.
As for alcoholics, yeah, I think it's more of an excuse. My wife called me a good-for-nothing bum, so I went out and got drunk. Dude, this is one of those chicken and egg things, and you may be on the wrong side of the yolk.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2014 04:06 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:07 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 22, 2014 04:07 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:08 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Mainah at April 22, 2014 04:09 AM (659DL)
You're getting close to the truth here.
Everything every political hack -- actual elected "servant of the people" or self-appointed "expert" teat-sucker like Beckel, Rove, Teh Noot, etc. -- does is for agenda-enhancement. Doesn't matter which party they claim to belong to.
And the agenda is exactly the same: keep power concentrated among those who currently wield it.
Nothing else matters to the gold-plated welfare cases of D.C. Any apparent differences in ideology serve only to distract the peons while the royalty rake it in.
It has to be a compelling scenario. Look at pathetic hacks like Scott Brown, wandering from here to there begging to be allowed into The Inner Circle.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 22, 2014 04:12 AM (dDzOj)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 04:12 AM (pt5t7)
Why would a small State effectively disenfranchise itself by abolishing the Electoral College?
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When the small state is Maryland, Rhode Island, Delaware, etc...why would they give a shit if the "disenfranchisement" results in the perpetual election of the Liberal Left?
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 04:13 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: ZombieDachshund at April 22, 2014 04:14 AM (Na7G9)
I would think there are a large number of big city occupants of so-called "swing states" who see themselves as being disenfranchised by the down-state yokels who sometime manage to cancel out their votes.
This way they could be free of the yokels, and proudly vote for the next lesbian conjoined twin performance artist who wins the Dem nomination, and feel like they're part of history, rather than sideline spectators to it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 22, 2014 04:14 AM (BeSEI)
The government shutdown shortened your season. Are you political at all? Does that sort of thing make you want to be political?
I think I stuck my neck out enough. If you get into politics, you might as well put a gun to my head. You really put your neck out when you get political. I appreciate the fact that Keith [Colburn, captain of the Wizard] has always been political. We have spokespersons for our industry, and I was the head of the board for the Alaska Crab Coalition. It takes a lot of work; it takes everything out of you. And now with this TV thing always on my heels, you don't even have time to sneeze anymore. But Keith did a great job when he spoke for us, and it's right down his alley. For me personally, I'd rather just stay out of politics.
http://tinyurl.com/mut89s4
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:16 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 04:18 AM (RD7QR)
Gregg also allowed himself to be used for a brief time as the Commerce Secretary nominee, before withdrawing as he realized what was up. So he wasn't exactly covered in glory there either.
This was before TFG figured out he didn't even need a figleaf of Republican cooperation to do whatever he wants.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2014 04:18 AM (wNF3N)
One of the big trigger words for Curly in one of their shorts was "Cheese". I believe he was a boxer and thats how they got him to cut loose.
No, the trigger was his hearing "Pop Goes the Weasel," and then crying, "Moe, Larry, the cheese!"
He boxed under the name "Kid Stradivarius."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 04:18 AM (zF6Iw)
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The man on her show said that with those 11 states who have already "signed on," they already have 165. Only 105 to go. He also said it would face tough, Constitutional challenges. But as we all know, all it takes is one more radical leftist on the Court. Don't tell me the progressives aren't in this for the long haul. They will sell this as "every vote counts" and that the only way to get that is through popular vote. We're such a shockingly ignorant country now, it may be an easy sell with the full bore freight train messaging that will come from the MFM.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2014 04:19 AM (tsGZY)
What we are witnessing is the Massholistanization of national politics....
"whatever it takes for the communist to win baby"...
Like I said a LOT of people even here are kissing a corpse.
The United States is dead whether we like it or not.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:19 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Null at April 22, 2014 04:20 AM (DuH+r)
Claiming "triggers" is a highly manipulative behavior. Not only is it used to shut someone up, it is used to do whatever the hell the manipulator wants to do without consequences. It is associated with several personality disorders.
Posted by: Lester at April 22, 2014 04:21 AM (2UPXV)
The thrilling sequel to Why We Fight called Why We Fucking Lose Constantly....
happy fishing though buddy...I'm certain the American Super State will not interfere with you at all.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:21 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Anthony L. at April 22, 2014 04:22 AM (qRDBx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:22 AM (DlqJm)
I notice nobody on the left wants *me* to have the "Trigger" get out of jail free card....
why is that?
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:22 AM (TE35l)
Bob Dole popped up to talk some smack:
"A number of the younger members, first-termers like Rand Paul, Rubio and that extreme-right-wing guy, Ted Cruz — all running for president now. I don't think they've got enough experience yet," Dole said.
Dole said Cruz is "way out there" on the extremes of the party and defended his own record.
The Hill
That record being suffering the second worst electoral defeat of a Republican candidate in the last 3/4 of a century.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2014 04:23 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 04:23 AM (cB3Ay)
Ms. Puma there are times I am desperately in a highly platonic state of love with you...
we had precise serendipity for a sec ma'am.
regards,
sven
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:23 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 04:23 AM (pt5t7)
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 04:24 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:24 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Sad Pug at April 22, 2014 04:24 AM (8c12T)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 22, 2014 04:25 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2014 04:25 AM (659DL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 22, 2014 04:25 AM (0HooB)
No, dammit, I'm wrong.
In the boxing short, "Pop Goes the Weasel" triggered Curly and perfume calmed him down.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 04:25 AM (zF6Iw)
Why is it the lefty nickelfuckers in the world don't seem to give a shit about triggering conservatives?!
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 04:26 AM (PFy0L)
Well having serendipity with me terrifies me...
anyhow I'm gonna go back to lurking...enjoyed the cameo.
The left is not to blame for the death of America it's been their goal since Thomas Jefferson to one degree or another....
the RIGHT is to blame because we can't be bothered to thwart evil.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:26 AM (TE35l)
"You see every time I read or hear the word work, I suffer these debilitating panic attacks and decide to not get out of bed."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:26 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 04:27 AM (cB3Ay)
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I wonder...why is it never brought up that Ted Cruz and those that are "way out there" are considered so. Being way out there, a crazy, a cuckoo, a radical right winger, a domestic terrorist, etc., is the result of wanting to follow the Constitution of the United States, I suppose. What a terrible place in history we find ourselves.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2014 04:27 AM (tsGZY)
Dole said Cruz is "way out there" on the extremes of the party and defended his own record.\
Go fall off a stage again, Bob, you fucking statist hack.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 04:27 AM (zF6Iw)
The 2014 Hunky Jesus competition in San Francisco - A Photo Essay
"Sister Roma introduces a contender during the Hunky Jesus contest held at the 35th annual Easter Celebration put on by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, Calif. on April 20, 2014."
http://tinyurl.com/k7onkco
Because, tolerance.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2014 04:27 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 04:28 AM (SUKHu)
I welcome the left forcing Christianity to go tribal.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:28 AM (TE35l)
Any suggestions for a musical for an 11 year old girl? She's got good taste in movies; by which I mean she watches old movies with us!
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Meet Me In St. Louis?
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 04:29 AM (eytER)
I am not clicking on that link. I would rather get one of the surprise spider links over what ever is lurking at that link. Heck the Rainbow Dash as a Fulsom St pony-girl is probably not as terrifying.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:29 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2014 04:29 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 08:26 AM (PFy0L)
Because we don't give them the throat punching they so sorely deserve. A lot of this shit would stop on a dime if conservatives went Preston Brooks on the left.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 04:30 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 04:30 AM (cB3Ay)
Regarding how an individual State apportions their own Electoral College votes, a shit I do not give. The votes belong to the individual States, per the Constitution. Let Maryland apportion according to the lunar charts if they wish.
Now, abolish the College altogether ... and that's a different story.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2014 04:30 AM (8FLjN)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at April 22, 2014 04:31 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Bob Dole at April 22, 2014 04:31 AM (eAJwE)
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 04:31 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lester at April 22, 2014 04:32 AM (2UPXV)
The Progressive-Socialists I don't think can grok that such self control is how a civilization stays cohesive and manages to get to the stars.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:32 AM (DlqJm)
Any suggestions for a musical for an 11 year old girl? She's got good taste in movies; by which I mean she watches old movies with us!
How about My Fair Lady or White Christmas?
Chitty is good, if a bit draggy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 04:33 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 22, 2014 04:34 AM (0HooB)
Any suggestions for a musical for an 11 year old girl? She's got good taste in movies; by which I mean she watches old movies with us!
I was also thinking Anchors Aweigh...IIRC that's the one where Gene Kelly dances with an animated Jerry Mouse.
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 04:34 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 22, 2014 04:34 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at April 22, 2014 04:35 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 04:35 AM (pt5t7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:35 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 08:28 AM (SUKHu)
The Music Man
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 22, 2014 04:35 AM (GgPam)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2014 04:36 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at April 22, 2014 04:36 AM (Jsiw/)
Now you're getting the game.
Essentially they refuse to fuck with Islam b/c Muslims are the same psychopaths WRT to "faith."
If the "massive moderate middle" of America is not going to punish the left for insanity b/c "media bias" then the answer is to go as berzerk as the rabid shit-flinging monkey ass left.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:37 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: RWC at April 22, 2014 04:37 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2014 04:37 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Hammerin' Hank Aaron at April 22, 2014 04:37 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 22, 2014 04:38 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:38 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: mindful webworker is not really ready for battle at April 22, 2014 04:38 AM (6f2wv)
Rickey thinks that Bob Dole is the one who is "way out there".
Posted by: Rickey Henderson at April 22, 2014 08:34 AM (Dwehj)
At least Ted Cruz isn't out there pushing boner pills.
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2014 04:38 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 22, 2014 04:39 AM (XvrTA)
As I stated in my State of the City Address earlier this month, the Houston I know does not discriminate, treats everyone equally and allows full participation by everyone in civic and business life,” Parker said. “We don’t care where you come from, the color of your skin, your age, gender, what physical limitations you may have or who you choose to love. It’s time the laws on our books reflect this.
In other words: we don't have a problem - so its time I created one.
Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at April 22, 2014 04:39 AM (ylhEn)
In other tolerance news:
The Twilight Room Annex will close for good tonight, owner Chris Penner said, after his bank accounts were seized in connection with an Oregon Bureau of Labor and Industries judgment.
The bureau ordered Penner last August to pay $400,000 to a group of transgender and crossdressing people whom Penner asked not to return to his bar. Penner appealed the bureauÂ’s judgment, but the Oregon Court of Appeals has not yet reviewed his case.
The case centers around a voicemail Penner left in 2012 for a member of the Rose City T-Girls. The group had frequented the North Lombard Street bar every Friday night for two years. They brought anywhere from a dozen to 40 people -- some who crossdress, others who have fully transitioned to female -- into the cavernous club each week. But their presence drove other customers away, Penner said.
The bureau's civil rights division began investigating The Twilight Room Annex, formerly known as The P Club, in 2012. The penalty was the first imposed under the 2007 Oregon Equality Act.
http://tinyurl.com/n6cpwhf
Maybe he can open a bakery. Make wedding cakes or something...
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2014 04:39 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 22, 2014 04:39 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 04:39 AM (RD7QR)
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I hated the Lollipops man. He scared the bejesus out of me when I was a kid.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2014 04:40 AM (tsGZY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2014 04:40 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 22, 2014 04:41 AM (MKpBT)
Let me remind you, there are two count 'em two films that feature "Singin' in The Rain." Only one of them has a bunch of Beethoven, too.
Posted by: Malcolm used to be so cute... at April 22, 2014 04:41 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: that 70s earworm at April 22, 2014 04:41 AM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: ExSnipe at April 22, 2014 04:41 AM (hzpoi)
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 04:42 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 04:42 AM (pt5t7)
I think I'm going to make that my standard greeting to everyone now. "Good morning, co-worker! What fresh hell?"
"Good morning, grocery store cashier! What fresh hell?"
"Good morning, elderly woman on the elevator! What fresh hell?"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 04:42 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2014 04:42 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Rose City T-Girls at April 22, 2014 04:43 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2014 04:44 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 04:44 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2014 04:44 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at April 22, 2014 04:45 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 22, 2014 04:45 AM (UQgtZ)
A parting gift from Watt's Up With That?
Idiots on Parade-Portland Water Bureau's Tenuous Grasp on Science
These are the fuckers who are responsible for maintaining law and order and recovery if God forbid we have a massive EMP...
http://tinyurl.com/k9l8e8z
People who cannot wrap their heads around the fact that an open-air reservoir has a lot of critters pissing and shitting in it and waste 38 million fucking gallons of water want the power to completely regulate the US economy.
We live in a fucking insane asylum.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:45 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: The Lollipop Guild at April 22, 2014 04:46 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 22, 2014 04:47 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 04:47 AM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2014 04:47 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 22, 2014 04:47 AM (MKpBT)
I believe - but I could be wrong - that Chitty was the first movie where Gert Frobe knew enough English to speak his lines (he was dubbed in Goldfinger).
Here's Caractacus Potts, Jeremy and Jemima Potts and Truly Scrumptious, together again with Chitty in 2004:
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 04:47 AM (zF6Iw)
How about "Paint Your Wagon", unless you think a comically drunk Lee Marvin is too much for an 11-year-old?
Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 22, 2014 08:41 AM (MKpBT)
Let's not forget a singing Clint Eastwood. 
Has anyone recommended "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?" When we were kids, my sister and I LOVED to watch that movie. The music is so catchy that I often find myself humming "Bless Your Beautiful Hide" when my brain is otherwise wandering. And the barn dance is a classic.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 04:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 04:48 AM (pt5t7)
Nice I made a longer post on the point...
yeah but you could kind of see the writing on the wall when New Jersey succeeded in arguing God could not venilate an open-air stadium at the Meadowlands for the NFL but somehow could for the ponies.
http://youtu.be/VFCM6TZgTMI
It's a madhouse a madhouse
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:48 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 22, 2014 04:48 AM (XvrTA)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 04:49 AM (cB3Ay)
Conservatives of all sexual tendencies gave up on "business owners' rights" when they cheerleaded--even spearheaded--smoking bans.
Posted by: HR all paranoid about corn dogs now at April 22, 2014 04:49 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 04:49 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 22, 2014 04:49 AM (MKpBT)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 22, 2014 04:49 AM (A4r1U)
Posted by: Maria at April 22, 2014 04:49 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2014 04:50 AM (HVff2)
A kid takes a whiz through a fence and they don't know if he actually dribbled it in.
Drain 38 million gallons just because I feel my customers might not like that oh 1 part per 1 trillion...
Lets ignore the cost of treating another 38 million gallons because Portland is not like the arid Southwest or the fact that Portland's wildlife is already using the reservoir as a waste dump.
*pauses* Has anyone asked Portland for the environmental impact downstream of them releasing so much water in such a short time span? Would this release oh trigger any flash floods or mudslides?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:51 AM (DlqJm)
--
When I was a kid, we lived on a 100 year old farm with, of course, no city water. We had a well and had a "water man" bring a load of water every 1-2 weeks. One day when water was very low, the water man came and lifted the lid off the well and there was a dead rat floating on the water that was left. Mind you, I was all of about 14 and was so thoroughly grossed out that I had been drinking, brushing my teeth and bathing in water that had washed over a dead rat's body. I'm still dealing with the trauma.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2014 04:51 AM (tsGZY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2014 04:51 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2014 04:52 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: mindful webworker is triggered-happy at April 22, 2014 04:52 AM (+kzsa)
Whatever you do, NEVER tell these people that the sand on ocean beaches is TEEMING with fecal bacteria, because the sand is what filters all that shit (literally) out of the water. They'll be demanding that all sandy beaches be stripped and replaced with jagged gravel instead, FOR THE CHILDREN.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 04:52 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 22, 2014 04:53 AM (aDwsi)
--
I like this one, too. But I'm a bit partial toward Howard Keel.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2014 04:53 AM (tsGZY)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 04:54 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 22, 2014 04:54 AM (MKpBT)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 04:55 AM (pt5t7)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 22, 2014 08:49 AM (MKpBT)
See, I think it has. I watch it whenever I'm in the mood for a fun, silly musical with a heart. It's certainly a product of its time, but it's so colorful and so much fun that I personally don't even notice.
Dammit, now I've got "Goin' Courtin'" stuck in my head. That earworm's not going to go away anytime soon.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 04:56 AM (4df7R)
Ah, water. Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
Posted by: HR C Fields at April 22, 2014 04:56 AM (ZKzrr)
Any suggestions for a musical for an 11 year old girl?
Posted by: Mama AJ
Grease and Fame are the standards for teen girls, but there are some adultish themes in the films that parents might want to avoid, or to turn into a teachable moment.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2014 04:57 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2014 04:57 AM (8FLjN)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 22, 2014 04:58 AM (pmDdf)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 08:55 AM (pt5t7)
Right?
Of course, I'd be tempted to say, "You don't pee in my pool? Why not? I do."
(I don't, but it'd be fun to watch their faces. ^_^)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 04:58 AM (4df7R)
Washington Nearsider was merely minding his business at the Mall metro station waiting for his train and to go home. There were other people there talking and waiting.
Then he became aware of someone nearby whistling 'Goin Courtin' but it pays it no mind. It is a public place and its not annoying gang-bang music.
Then the lights go out for Washington Nearsider.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 04:59 AM (DlqJm)
uh hey retard* everyone knows animal, bird, and acquatic piss and shit is a nutritional supplement....
//STupid Liberal Tricks
*no offense meant Lizzy it was a rhetorical jab not heartfelt....
210 Lady in Black at April 22, 2014 08:51 AM (tsGZY)
I grew up poor after mom got custody back.
Had a roach drop into the tub once scoured like a demon and washed the tub....
eventually I drowned the bastards and put them near the drain....
Mom practiced ruthless food discipline and cleanliness it is actually the one thing I could almost never fault her for....
didn't matter if you had slovenly neighbors....ah the joys of government housing.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 04:59 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 22, 2014 04:59 AM (aDwsi)
Then the lights go out for Washington Nearsider.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 08:59 AM (DlqJm)
lol!
*squints at Anna P* Wait a second... How'd you know my modus operandi?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 04:59 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2014 04:59 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: anon a mouse at April 22, 2014 05:00 AM (gXRIG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 22, 2014 05:01 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2014 05:01 AM (ZshNr)
and I assure you he's all in for the side that has electrolytes...it's got what plants crave...
I really, really, really was not a prepper or any kind of survivalist after the fall of the wall until the Y2k idiocy.....
the government is going to fold like a house of cards or go genocidal against the people in the event of a genuine FUCKKKK moment.
count on it
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 05:02 AM (TE35l)
I don't believe any group is crafty enough to come up with this stuff with any kind of grand design or plan, which is why I am positive we're simply dealing with evil.
Posted by: Mega at April 22, 2014 05:02 AM (hHFOx)
Posted by: shredded chi at April 22, 2014 05:02 AM (l1kK7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2014 05:02 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 05:02 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 22, 2014 05:02 AM (4Chvm)
I took a wild stab at it.
And now that I have fired up the creative gears, go write some more. Sluggor still needs to bang Moonlight Rain in as much dripping purple prose as I can sling from a keyboard.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:03 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Soothie § at April 22, 2014 05:04 AM (XSOlV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 22, 2014 05:04 AM (8bA1i)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 05:05 AM (pt5t7)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2014 05:05 AM (tsGZY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2014 05:05 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 05:05 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 05:06 AM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: Portland Cementheads at April 22, 2014 05:06 AM (GSIDW)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 22, 2014 05:06 AM (GDulk)
Commies. May Day. Old, but bears repeating.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2014 05:07 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 05:07 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 05:07 AM (pt5t7)
And a glorious Earth Day it is, comrades. The schoolchildren are all outside doing manual labor instead of in the classrooms learning math or English or civics (I'm a big fan of child labor, but it must be at the direction of their parents, not as government-mandated religious ritual).
http://is.gd/FqoGjY
There's a "save the planet, kill yourself" photograph from the first Lenin's Birthday celebration that I like to post on Facebook every year.
Posted by: HR C Fields at April 22, 2014 05:07 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: mindful webworker - cheeeeese, Grommit! at April 22, 2014 05:08 AM (u1ZOY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:08 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Mama AJ"
Love Fiddler on the Roof, but that might be a bit serious for an 11-yr-old.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2014 05:08 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 05:08 AM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: Bob Dole's four hour woody at April 22, 2014 05:08 AM (Zdgjo)
Posted by: Bob Dole's four hour woody at April 22, 2014 05:10 AM (Zdgjo)
Posted by: biancaneve at April 22, 2014 05:10 AM (2sR50)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 05:11 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 05:11 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2014 05:12 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Votermom at April 22, 2014 05:12 AM (GSIDW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 05:13 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: HR at April 22, 2014 05:14 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2014 05:14 AM (tsGZY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - cheeeeese, Grommit! at April 22, 2014 05:15 AM (ztCj0)
Posted by: Votermom at April 22, 2014 05:15 AM (GSIDW)
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 08:24 AM (RD7QR)
Libby probably thinks that too, why else would he need that Viagra prescription...
and it was Moe/Larry who were triggered by "Niagara Falls", not Curly. Curly was the poor shmoe who got his ass kicked for it.
http://youtu.be/U-A9c6VNeRQ
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 22, 2014 05:16 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 22, 2014 05:16 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 05:16 AM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:16 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2014 05:16 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 05:16 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Soothie § at April 22, 2014 05:16 AM (XSOlV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - * at April 22, 2014 05:17 AM (ztCj0)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2014 09:05 AM"
The founder of Labor Day -- Matthew Maguire -- was an ardent socialist who ran for Vice President in 1896 as a member of the Socialist Labor Party.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 05:18 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: HR at April 22, 2014 05:18 AM (ZKzrr)
236: "the government is going to fold like a house of cards or go genocidal against the people in the event of a genuine FUCKKKK moment.
count on it."
On a happy note, my local BX had a Springfield M1A for sale. Now all I have to do is go sell some plasma...
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at April 22, 2014 05:19 AM (v6cwT)
Projection, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Posted by: HR at April 22, 2014 05:20 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 05:20 AM (SUKHu)
That guy has a thought bubble, "We are so doomed. He will probably want to ask our gorgeous women if their husbands approve of them working."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:20 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 05:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 05:21 AM (zF6Iw)
Kansas is good people, bro. Don't count them out because of the embarrassing Sebelius episode. They have a conservative Gov and legislature now and are doing a lot of good stuff. Wasn't Oklahoma's previous governor a Dem?
Your description of Missouri is off too: it's an increasingly wide awake conservative state except for two big liberal sinkholes at either end of I-70.
Posted by: P.M. at April 22, 2014 05:21 AM (veMTR)
I really, really, really was not a prepper or any kind of survivalist after the fall of the wall until the Y2k idiocy.....
-----------
Sven, you saw the light early. My AHA! moment was watching people's behavior after Hurricane Katrina.
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 05:21 AM (eytER)
http://www.dw.de/image/0,,17582045_303,00.jpg
Posted by: HR at April 22, 2014 09:18 AM (ZKzrr)
JOEY B: "I just made a happy in my pants!"
SULLEN DUDE: "I am shaking the hand of a lunatic with a Nutcracker smile who just shat his own pants. Where did I go wrong in my life?"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 05:22 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: mindful webworker - * at April 22, 2014 05:22 AM (Pm4tN)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 05:23 AM (SUKHu)
But mostly, because we don't stomp them into greasy spots.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 08:30 AM (cB3Ay)
It's worked so well so far...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 22, 2014 05:23 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Soothie § at April 22, 2014 05:24 AM (XSOlV)
Posted by: biancaneve at April 22, 2014 05:24 AM (2sR50)
“There are still too many people in federal prison who were sentenced under the old regime — and who, as a result, will have to spend far more time in prison than they would if sentenced today for exactly the same crime.”
Yes Holder uttered those dread words of any junta or troika - "old regime"
http://tinyurl.com/mdymeec
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:25 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 22, 2014 05:25 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 22, 2014 05:26 AM (aDwsi)
I am so disappointed that I can't just go to youtube, punch in "the tick can o'man" and pull up the appropriate video clip.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2014 05:26 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 22, 2014 05:26 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 22, 2014 05:27 AM (QMRMM)
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at April 22, 2014 05:29 AM (/8qpd)
Posted by: Soothie § at April 22, 2014 05:29 AM (XSOlV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - * at April 22, 2014 05:29 AM (WQhht)
I can probably still sing almost every word.
Lucky for youse guys, I'm eating breakfast right now...
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 09:23 AM (SUKHu)
"Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!
You'll be sorry but your tears'll be too late!
You'll be broke and I'll have money;
Will I help you? Don't be funny!
Just you WAIT, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!"
That song is SO MUCH FUN to sing. The more Cockney the better!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 05:29 AM (4df7R)
http://youtu.be/cHA4vqHfbIg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:30 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Buddha at April 22, 2014 05:31 AM (s/sIv)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2014 05:31 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 05:31 AM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2014 05:31 AM (8FLjN)
"Everybody thinks it's funny and a joke and I'm going to be on the news," he said. "It's no fuckin' joke, dude. I don't want people thinkin' that Dallas is dumb ass because he pissed in the fuckin' water. In our drinking water. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. I mean, wouldn't you be pissed about that?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 22, 2014 09:01 AM (aDwsi)
================================
I totally called it.
Posted by: Anthony Burgess at April 22, 2014 05:31 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Soothie § at April 22, 2014 05:31 AM (XSOlV)
Even better with a trampoline.
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 22, 2014 05:31 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 22, 2014 05:31 AM (Kqtqx)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 05:32 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: gdonovan at April 22, 2014 05:32 AM (ND+BS)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 08:28 AM (SUKHu)
Try Oklahoma. You can get the amusement factor of hearing her sing "Ooooooooooooooooooooook" sniffff "lahoma". Yes, I am a misanthrope.
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 08:31 AM (RD7QR)
There's some pretty dark shit in Oklahoma. Like the guy trying to talk Jud Fry into killing himself, and the bad acid trip the one gal goes on.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2014 05:32 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2014 09:31 AM (8FLjN)
Stop! Just stop with the complexity and the nuance and the common sense!!! I want simple answers dammit!
Posted by: The True Conservative Purity Brigade [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 22, 2014 05:33 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:33 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2014 05:33 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 22, 2014 05:34 AM (V0aFE)
Posted by: Soothie § at April 22, 2014 05:34 AM (XSOlV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2014 05:34 AM (t3UFN)
is spellcheck permanently on ? cannot turn it off ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 22, 2014 09:34 AM (V0aFE)
Turn it off in "settings" somewhere.
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 22, 2014 05:35 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Buddha at April 22, 2014 05:35 AM (s/sIv)
Posted by: Buddha at April 22, 2014 09:35 AM (s/sIv)
True. One that I'll let my kids watch when they're 30.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2014 05:35 AM (DrWcr)
Says Doug Gansler, Attorney at Law
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 22, 2014 05:36 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Buddha at April 22, 2014 05:36 AM (s/sIv)
Right because if there is one thing the current GOP coalition has shown it's the ability to keep normalcy and not allow the lunatic left free reign...
look I get it, I am to shut the fuck up hand over 1500-15,000 bucks depending on what Kool Rove and the Gang think my tithe should be and MAYBE if I am REALLY lucky they can be assed to uh what exactly?
I mean seriously what the fuck good has the GOP been in the last ten years?
"Not Democrat" is not enough because while the GOP was busy telling everything to the right of Juan McQueeg to go fuck itself the left was building a bomb....
I can't be bothered to be bothered to aid politicians who aren't bothered by SCOAMFCare or Amigo Grande!
See you in November.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 05:36 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 22, 2014 05:36 AM (vgIRn)
I would really like to ask them how they would feel if one of their "Maybe" releases went on a killing spree like that pair who did a home burglary, took the married couple and their two daughters captive, brutalized them, killed them, and burnt the house down. You know the two who had met in a halfway house.
But I am sure in their self assurance they are doing right and patting themselves on the back they will say the system will still prevent such form happening.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:37 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 22, 2014 09:29 AM"
A good friend of mine at our Advanced Course managed to turn "I have Often Walked Down These Streets Before' into a running cadence. I think we made the instructors angry. We had too much fun for an Army school.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2014 05:37 AM (knoK7)
No, it's how they got him to calm down after he'd go berserk upon seeing a mouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us7SZKdPDIM
There was also a bit where Curly became an unbeatable boxer if Larry played 'Pop goes The Weasel' on his violin. This became a gameplay sequence in the Three Stooges game I worked on for several platforms back in the 80s.
Posted by: Epobirs at April 22, 2014 05:37 AM (Icq+V)
Must be a day ending in Y then...
well weekday ending in Y prior to noon....
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 05:38 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Soothie § at April 22, 2014 05:38 AM (XSOlV)
Posted by: HR at April 22, 2014 05:38 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Buddha at April 22, 2014 05:38 AM (s/sIv)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2014 05:38 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2014 05:38 AM (cB3Ay)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 05:38 AM (SUKHu)
Never saw Durbin before but she is HOT. I usually don't care for the look of the starlets in an earlier time but I'd bang that like a screendoor in a hurricane.
Posted by: gdonovan at April 22, 2014 09:32 AM (ND+BS)
Here she is in 1945s Lady On A Train:
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 05:39 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 22, 2014 09:31 AM (6T8Ay)
EVERYTHING'S better with a trampoline.
...
Except for soup.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 05:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Buddha at April 22, 2014 05:39 AM (s/sIv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:40 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: joncelli at April 22, 2014 05:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 22, 2014 05:40 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2014 05:40 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Buddha at April 22, 2014 05:41 AM (s/sIv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2014 09:37 AM (knoK7)
lol! I can just imagine how that would go...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 05:41 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 05:41 AM (zF6Iw)
♪♫♫That little Clampet got his own cement pond
That little Clampet, he's a millionaire♪♫♫
Posted by: HR at April 22, 2014 05:42 AM (ZKzrr)
___
can y'all hear me out there?
does anyone know where this door in the bottom of the barrel leads? hmmm.....Posted by: mindful webworker - * at April 22, 2014 05:42 AM (IpHyk)
...
Except for soup.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 22, 2014 09:39 AM"
I dunno....if the soup isn't too hot, the wet t-shirt possibilities are definitely there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2014 05:42 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2014 09:40 AM (t3UFN
And those politicians deserve a pay raise too!
Posted by: tsewj at April 22, 2014 05:42 AM (LI48c)
I'll be in my
damn she is w/out a doubt the prettiest woman I have ever seen.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 05:43 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2014 05:43 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:43 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 22, 2014 05:43 AM (8FLjN)
Posted by: Sal at April 22, 2014 05:44 AM (2v393)
Posted by: Buddha at April 22, 2014 05:44 AM (s/sIv)
Our group loved musicals, and would occasionally annoy our instructor by opening briefings with the Looney Toons "overture, hit the lights...." Well...she pretended to be annoyed. Deep down she wanted to hang with us. LOL
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2014 05:44 AM (knoK7)
I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your
Posted by: HR at April 22, 2014 05:45 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Buddha at April 22, 2014 09:39 AM (s/sIv)
Roughly 55,000,000 and counting since 1973.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2014 05:45 AM (DrWcr)
"Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, till you're sick,
And you scream to fetch a doctor double quick!
I'll be off a second later
And go STRAIGHT to the thee-ater!
Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!"
(I seriously used to sing this song at the top of my lungs at one of my old jobs. I worked all alone in this big warehouse at night, and there is no better time to practice your showtunes than in a big warehouse alone at night. ^_^)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 05:45 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 22, 2014 05:45 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 05:45 AM (SUKHu)
I was thinking something clear..a consomme, maybe...the tomato would probably defeat the whole purpose of the exercise.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2014 05:46 AM (knoK7)
http://tinyurl.com/leatm5t
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 05:46 AM (DlqJm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 22, 2014 09:43 AM (DlqJm)
Gazpacho.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 05:47 AM (4df7R)
Plus a million or so Africans a year, because killing mosquitoes with chemicals in order to prevent malaria makes rich white progg-Americans feel sad.
Posted by: HR at April 22, 2014 05:47 AM (ZKzrr)
1. The Italicans Threw Me in the Barrel
2. To Where Does this Door Lead?
3. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 09:45 AM (SUKHu)
Stay tuned for Act 2, "Revenge of the Valu-Rite"
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 22, 2014 05:47 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 22, 2014 09:47 AM (4df7R)
Vichyssoise!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2014 05:48 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: polynikes at April 22, 2014 05:48 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2014 05:48 AM (ZshNr)
1. The Italicans Threw Me in the Barrel
2. To Where Does this Door Lead?
3. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 09:45 AM (SUKHu)
lol!
4) (But First) You Will Blow Me
5) I'm Sure the Hot Air Button on Your Keyboard Still Works
6) Nah, Bro
7) Syriasly
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 05:49 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2014 09:48 AM (ZshNr)
Dope on a Rope!
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 22, 2014 05:49 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 09:43 AM (TE35l)
A true lady. I don't know of anyone who didn't like her. And I only know two slightly off-color stories about her - the time (according to William Holden) she went to bed with the French actress Capucine and her wild affair with Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 05:50 AM (zF6Iw)
Sweet Lincoln's mullet. Showtunes. At 7:30 in the morning.
I bet you're all immaculately groomed and dressed really well, too.
How have the mighty fallen.
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Bob, I am straight...severely straight, in the Romney parlance...and I will never apologize for my admiration for the good old fashioned MGM musical. With everything else in this culture that the Gaystapo has forcefully appropriated, I fucking refuse to let them have this too.
Posted by: @johntant at April 22, 2014 05:51 AM (eytER)
1. The Italicans Threw Me in the Barrel
2. To Where Does this Door Lead?
3. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 09:45 AM (SUKHu)
lol!
4) (But First) You Will Blow Me
5) I'm Sure the Hot Air Button on Your Keyboard Still Works
6) Nah, Bro
7) Syriasly
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 22, 2014 09:49 AM (4df7R)
The finale will of course be "Kaboom Kids"
Posted by: tsewj at April 22, 2014 05:51 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: gdonovan at April 22, 2014 05:51 AM (ND+BS)
who wouldn't screw Capucine?
She is one of the dames who make straight gals bi and bi gals gay....
Posted by: sven10077 at April 22, 2014 05:52 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 22, 2014 05:52 AM (aDwsi)
1. The Italicans Threw Me in the Barrel
2. To Where Does this Door Lead?
3. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2014 09:45 AM (SUKHu)
lol!
4) (But First) You Will Blow Me
5) I'm Sure the Hot Air Button on Your Keyboard Still Works
6) Nah, Bro
7) Syriasly
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 22, 2014 09:49 AM (4df7R)
So what do we call the show? I vote for Chingabasura!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 05:54 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2014 06:01 AM (SZM+L)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2014 09:54 AM (zF6Iw)
Or "That Thing That Happened in Your Mouth."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 22, 2014 06:01 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: bill_in_kennesaw at April 22, 2014 06:54 AM (f28MD)
Posted by: Bob Dole's four hour woody at April 22, 2014 07:05 AM (Zdgjo)
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