1 Come on Lane Bryant!  Do it again!

2 McRib is back!!!!!

3 You won't think it's so hot when those damn Euros open up a black hole -- then it's off to the next dimension! I hate Monday.

4 FIIM

fuck it, it's Monday.  ?  Maybe?

5 European Black Holes get good mileage, and are made well, but are kind of cramped.

6 lol  I can just hear grumpy Smurf saying: "I hate Euroweenies!"

Smurfs are awesome

7 Too late; I already posted my headline on LauraW's.

8 Get out of my fucking chair!

9 The Europeans opened a black hole years ago, and they've been tossing money into it ever since.

10 Everything old is new again! Barack Obama Agrees With Strom Thurmond!

11

We have to Bring on The Next Dimension.   That is the only way we can find out what is in it.

okay, probably cacodemons and revenants, but hey, it's worth a look.

12 I'm wicked sick, guys. You get two Mondays and a late Tuesday this week. Sorry, bad clams.

13 4 FIIM More like...FMIM F*** Me. It's Monday.

14

Re sidebar: Obama's National Security Advisor Yuks It Up About Crafty Jews Unprecedented.

There once was a time when we could all laugh at jokes like that. I will not give them a ration of mierda just because an Obamanite told the joke, but I will say one thing.

Another what if it had been done by a Republican? 

15 It's a little racist starting out the morning talking about black ho's..

16 I'd rather be coyote huntin'.

17 I've got nothing.

18 Worth it for the picture, scroll down it is the second article....

19 42 degrees in North Texas.....WTF..

20 Steven Hawking says we should fire on Aliens at the first opportunity. I agree. Open the season on the little green bastards.

21
Goldman Rope a Dope.

The dopes?  Taxpayers!

22 Ugh, the pic is only on the main page...

23

Speaking of racist, our president is rallying African-Americans, Latinos, and women to his defense in 2010. 

I guess the Dems don't need white votes this year.

24 I am a Republican with a joke.

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.  As he settled in, he glanced up
and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat.  As fate would have
it, she took the seat right beside his.  Eager to strike up a conversation he
blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business.  I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston .

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my
personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of  myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the
most well-endowed of  all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is
men of Mexican descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the
Southern  Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little  uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you.  I don't even know
your name."


"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."

25

O/T

Charlie "Suntan" Crist is deader than an AoS thread extolling the virtues of Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton's historic Mideast peace agreement.

26
Re sidebar: Obama's National Security Advisor Yuks It Up About Crafty Jews Unprecedented.

Holy crap, I thought you were kidding.  This bunch of jackasses is running the fucking country, right into the dirt.

27 25

Speaking of racist, our president is rallying African-Americans, Latinos, and women to his defense in 2010. 

I guess the Dems don't need white votes this year.

My favorite "N" word is November.

28 15 It's a little racist starting out the morning talking about black ho's.. A pimp, a 'ho, and a singularity walk into a bar... Stop me if you've heard this one.

29 How to secure the border...... ..
 
Hellfire Missile: 61 inches long, 7 inches in diameter. Weighs one hundred pounds. Can be fired from drone aircraft, helicopters, ground fire from a jeep, whatever.
 
Intersperse Marine and Green Beret snipers every couple of miles along the border. Today's sniper can hit a target at a mile and a half.
 
Border secure.

30 Still pumped by how Obama's job approval numbers keep going down down down etc week after week after week -- only, can we find some better way to depict the trend? Because it looks like it's always halfway towards a point, then half of the remainder towards the same point, and it never seems to get to the point. If we can solve this problem, he's sure to dive like ruptured sub.

31

26 lol

That's an old one, but it retains it's cheesy charm down through the years.

32 (Correction:  what I wrote about forrests, supra, is only true in eastern half of US)

33 31  But Al Sharpton will get pissed and call for more civil disobedience! 

34

 

A Wookie, an Orca and a black pimp walk into a bar in Copenhagen.,,,,,,,

...something about an award.

35

@16 Maddog

What's the R-value of Gaia's bountiful insulation so artfully displayed on your barn?

36 I'm waiting for all the news coverage of the "illegal immigration" protest where they DID get violent in Arizona and how these protesters are out of control, violent, hate mongers!  You know, just like those Tea Partiers......

37 13 4 FIIM

More like...FMIM

F*** Me. It's Monday.     How about FMLIM?   Though my Monday is going pretty well so far!

38 "30 15 It's a little racist starting out the morning talking about black ho's.. A pimp, a 'ho, and a singularity walk into a bar... Stop me if you've heard this one." So the bartender says "Huh. Don't often see an event horizon in here." The pimp says "At these prices not many 'hos be rising anyway, pal."

39

WASHINGTON – Desperate to curtail expected widespread losses this fall, President Barack Obama pleaded with supporters of his 2008 campaign Monday to help elect Democrats as his aides intensified their focus on re-energizing his broad coalition of backers.

"I need your help once more," the president said in an online video sent to millions of his supporters. "If you help us make sure that first-time voters in 2008 make their voices heard again in November, then together we will deliver on the promise of change, and hope, and prosperity for generations to come."

Now he's offering prosperity to go along with hope and change? Barry needs to get out and work his magic like he did in the Virginia, New Jersey and Mass. elections.

40 38

@16 Maddog

What's the R-value of Gaia's bountiful insulation so artfully displayed on your barn?

The R value for insulation in zero due to natural convection through the many holes, however the R value for leftoid repulsion is through the roof, and therefore incalculable, and priceless. BTW, I just love Coyote fur, though fresh Coyotes stink to Hell. Wet dog X 10.

41 "Charlie "Suntan" Crist is deader than an AoS thread extolling the virtues of Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton's historic Mideast peace agreement." David Frum hardest hit.

42 maddogg - you brother in law

43 TQM - maybe the republican candidates should invite Obama in for "non-partisan" events.

44 Do y'all know what a "whacker" is?  They picked one up at the Asheville, NC airport yesterday, just as Obama's plane was leaving:

Whacker Alert!

45

Never head the term whacker, but I have seen a very diminutive black man walking the streets of West Palm Beach wearing the old Army green enlisted jacket and pants with boots, cover with scrambled eggs, a Major's insignia, and a pelothera of campaign medals. 

He walks with a semi swagger stick/cane, and is known to the Police as a total nut.  As a veteran this doesn't bother me because of his mental state, but if he were a sane Obama voter, he would have been run through with either an official KBar, or a bayonet afixed to an M1 Garand. 

A sane Obama voter?

46

Did you catch the African-American Leadership Council meeting on C-Span?

One of their leaders said that if all black people would take their money out of banks owned by white people and put their money into banks owned by black people, white bankers would be offering all kinds of incentives beneficial to black people if they would put their money back into banks owned by white people .....,  and then, about 30 minutes later while I was still digesting that first really cool idea, and while Al Sharpton was sitting there looking like a deer caught in the headlights, another leader said that they need to get black people to save their money, for statistically the average black person has savings of less than $5.00 ...., which got me to thinking,  hmmm, I think I'll see if Daffy Duck is on the Cartoon Channel, so that I can get some fair and balanced opionions here on what the other side has to say about those issues..  

47 Hmmm...

I did not know that.

A couple of years ago I opened a G-Mail account with my last name as the address which I still don't use all that much (just not a fan of the interface) but keep signed into just in case I get some mail there my E-Mail notifier will ding me.

Apparently, if you surf into any page created in Blogger and are also actively signed into G-Mail, they know who you are.

I only just discovered this because, following a story behind a story etc. I got pointed to a blog which is apparently private.

I'm not so concerned about being denied access to this individual's blog as I am by the notice that "I am signed in as dburroughs@gmail.com".

Hmmm.

I only wanted to look at some information.

Anonymously.

Not so much, it turns out. 

Has Google been giving my e-mail addy (and thus my name) to every web page I have surfed this past year or only some?

I worry because I have been doing some intertubez research on local manifestations of ACORN and related dirtbags in my home town.

Is this the same for Yahoo?

For now, I'm going to default to "signed off" for all services even though it will be a tremendous PITA.

I kind of liked being notified about new e-mails as they came in.

48 IP = 119.127.203.103

49 Deety: Blogger knows your Google sign-in because Blogger is owned by Google. (I use both.) Web sites not affiliated with Google don't know you from jack.

50 Apropos to nothing...Ace? I know this is heresy, but...just between you and me...your links. Dude. Spring cleaning time. Just sayin'...

51

@43 Maddog

I think you may have stumbled onto brilliance... "R-value" should be coined as in how closely a potential candidate keeps to conservative values. For example, Chris Christie has an extremely high R-value (insert fat jokes here). Any supporters?

52 Regarding Gizmodo Search Warrant:
If that is a scan of the actual warrant, the word "seizable" is misspelled at the end of the first paragraph.

Fucking retard legal clerk let Google do his spelling for him:

search for "define seizeable"
Google will ask "did you mean sizeable?"

I wonder if that changes the legal meaning of the document:
"I guess we can only take the dimensions of this shit, rather than take the shit itself, cause the legal clerk misspelled a key term."

Though, I guess the word is spelled correctly in other forms later in the document.

53 Greetings! Thank you for your thoughtful post!

54 I liked the posts and cool layout you have here! I would like to thank you for sharing your experience and the time it took to post!! Two Thumbs up!