1 Comedy Central is also working on a cartoon about Muhammad trying to make it in the country side as a ranch hand.... Oh wait...

Never mind.

2

I got this in an email this morning. Common sense, a commodity in short supply on the left.

 

As the late Adrian Rogers said, "you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it." 

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. 

That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. 

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. 

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. 

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy. 

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.  The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. 

 All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. 

 

 Remember, there is a mid-term election in 2010! 

3 Funny episode on libtard F&F this morning. Dayrl Strawberry supports the sports boycott of AZ but when asked what part of the law he doesn't like he couldn't point to a single part.

I.e. he hasn't read the law, he doesn't know what is in the law, but he is against it.  This is normal crap from the libtards. 

4 MSN Headline
Money woes changed NYC terror suspect, friend says

NYT: "He was like you, like me, handsome, liberal and an active person," a friend says of Faisal Shahzad.

Yeah, that's it. It was the money woes. Maybe caused by quitting his job and going to Pockeeeston a dozen times to train in terror facilities?  This is getting really stupid.

5 Funny episode on libtard F&F this morning. Dayrl Strawberry supports the sports boycott of AZ but when asked what part of the law he doesn't like he couldn't point to a single part. I.e. he hasn't read the law, he doesn't know what is in the law, but he is against it. This is normal crap from the libtards. Posted by: Vic at May 06, 2010 09:05 AM (QrA9E) Daryl Strawberry the ex-baseball player? Ex-druggie? Ex-drunk driver? That Daryl Strawberry? But he is a morn, what do you expect?

6 Upon Closer Inspection, Clues Found in Times Square Bomber's Naturalization Forms (click image to enlarge): tinyurl.com/36p5tcw

7
Democrats love skimming off the top, and then letting tax-payers clean up the wreckage.

Freddie's Dead

"Two years and $60-plus billion in bailouts later, mortgage GSE Freddie Mac just posted another staggering quarterly loss  — $8 billion in Q1.

Now, the de facto government owned enterprise is asking for another $10.6 billion in federal dollars to prop up its necrotized housing portfolio.

Remember, the Republican alternative to the Dodd bill aims to wind down, and break up, Fannie and Freddie on a fifteen-year time, and to limit taxpayer exposure to the zombies in the near-term. The Democrats would rather kick the problem an indefinite distance down the road."

8

San Jose students disciplined and made to leave school for not being patriotic...

... to Mexico!

Pajamas Media.  Link in a sec.

9

I can't believe I just spent 8 minutes watching a video about a Shovel....

Does it come with a first aid kit ?

10 I woke up this morning to discover Comcast has added a buttload of HD channels to my subscription, including FNC and FBC

_{I am as happy as a little girl...}

11 Daryl Strawberry is just upset because this might screw up his drug connections.

12 From the sidebar, it looks like the British can get assisted suicide simply by checking into one of their vaunted public hospitals. Whodathunkit?

13

http://tinyurl.com/2usr3vn

Pajamas Media link to story about students punished for not eating mayo... or  something.

14

From Zombie :

Students punished for wearing American flags on Cinco de Mayo.

NBC quotes a fellow student:

“I think they should apologize cause it is a Mexican Heritage Day,” Annicia Nunez, a Live Oak High student, said. “We don’t deserve to be get disrespected like that. We wouldn’t do that on Fourth of July.”

 

 

15 Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 06, 2010 09:10 AM (RkRxq)

Beck is talking about this now.  And the school district gets off easy by issuing an apology and the kids go back to school?

Isn't there a nice lawsuit in their somewhere?

16 14

From Zombie :

Students punished for wearing American flags on Cinco de Mayo.

NBC quotes a fellow student:

“I think they should apologize cause it is a Mexican Heritage Day,” Annicia Nunez, a Live Oak High student, said. “We don’t deserve to be get disrespected like that. We wouldn’t do that on Fourth of July.”

 

 

Posted by: O. F. Newton at May 06, 2010 09:14 AM (s3LK6)

The wages of multiculturalist BS.

17

If the terrorist's motives are a mystery, then I think today, everything is a mystery.

Fer shurr, why anyone would care what Darryl Strawberry thinks is a mystery to me.

18 The Democrats would rather kick the problem an indefinite distance down the road."

Actually they do not want to see F&F abolished at all. Kicking it down the road is just a means of getting it off the radar while the news is hot.

They can't allow it to be abolished because it is a major source of employment for democrap ex-politicians who are voted out of office.

19 @14 That quote makes me think of the area code overlay scheme except the overlay are countries. Sorry delinquents, we live in the US.

20 So a friend of mine posted this picture on Facebook of the good Reverend Al Sharpton wearing his Los Suns jersey yesterday.  Immediately, one thing stood out to me:  look at the number on the jersey:

http://tinyurl.com/3x4qq6f

Yeah, I know, it's Steve Nash's number.  But the number 13 also has a pretty large role in Mexican gang culture:

http://tinyurl.com/nktk79
http://tinyurl.com/32gw38g

There's also MS-13.

Is Reverend Al really that vapid, or is it a Freudian slip? 

21

To all da wimmins:

Do Not, I repeat, DO NOT wear clothes today! I don't deserve to get disrespected like that.

22 Isn't there a nice lawsuit in their somewhere?

The problem with a lawsuit is it holds the wrong people accountable and punishes them; the taxpayer.

What we need is a new law that eliminates "partial liability" and holds the true assholes accountable.

23 The real mystery here is how we can have so many brain dead idiots around fucking everything up after 10 million years of natural selection against stupidity. Since that goes against the laws of nature, then modern society is responsible for the tolerance of, and nurturing of stupid people. We subsidize stupid people, pay for stupid people to reproduce more stupid people, pretty soon the whole goddam planet will be awash in stupid people, then Mother Earth will step in with a disaster and wash the gene pool clean again.

24 Posted by: Vic at May 06, 2010 09:24 AM (QrA9E)

One of my friends, having lived through a frivolous malpractice suit, was furious that he had to spend all the money defending himself and the person could just make the charge and that is that.

25

Fer shurr, why anyone would care what Darryl Strawberry thinks is a mystery to me.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 06, 2010 09:18 AM (XdlcF)

Exactly; Darryl is dumb even by baseball standards.  Did they have him on because he thought they said "illegal drugs" and wanted to complain about that as an expert?

26 Next time I see some arse wearing red, white, and blue on St. Patty's Day gets a Guinness bottle over the head.

27 Video Hilarity: Check out this Barking Moonbat Psycho Losing Her Marbles Over Gulf Oil SpillÂ…http://tinyurl.com/236zynr

28

Remember Goliad.  Remember the Alamo.  Remember San Jacinto.  God bless Texas.  Can we please secede and get this wreckage behind us? 

29 4th of July doesn't occur during the school year, sweetie. But the camp where my kids went never took the campers to the local fireworks because they thought it would hurt the foreign kids' feelings. And the New York Times' former radio station, wqxr in NY, played only South African music for their 4th of July edition of their folk music hour. So let kids wave American Flags on Cinco de Mayo, for cryin' out loud.

30 One of my friends, having lived through a frivolous malpractice suit, was furious that he had to spend all the money defending himself and the person could just make the charge and that is that.

That is another problem.  The bar for determining that a lawsuit is frivolous needs to be lowered. Personally I am for disbarring any lawyer who participates in a frivolous lawsuit.

31
I wonder if Barry has any intentions of visiting Nashville. I mean, it's only a major American city under water.

32

How bout only the black kids get to go on fieldtrip?

From AnnArbordotcom/news

An Ann Arbor elementary school principal sent a letter home to parents tonight to defend a field trip for black students as part of his schoolÂ’s efforts to close the achievement gap between white and black students

33

But the camp where my kids went never took the campers to the local fireworks because they thought it would hurt the foreign kids' feelings.

I can't imagine anyone having hurt feelings due to fireworks. I guess maybe a British kid might still be holding a grudge, but really.

Why would you send your kid to camp in the US in early July and then complain about 4th of July celebrations?

It's a mystery.

34 I wonder if Barry has any intentions of visiting Nashville. I mean, it's only a major American city under water.

Posted by: Mal at May 06, 2010 09:37 AM (Z+qzA)

I wouldn't hold my breath waiting on that. Looks like Beck was right about Barry, he hates white people.

35 Not a fan of coulter but she certainly has her finger on the pulse of America:  "OBAMA NATIONAL SECURITY POLICY: HOPE THEIR BOMBS DON'T WORK"

36 How bout only the black kids get to go on fieldtrip?

It's the new separate but equal.

37 Posted by: O. F. Newton at May 06, 2010 09:41 AM (s3LK6)

Nashville is his Katrina.

Think of all the country music history and artifacts that are under water now.

Problem is, isn't Tennessee a republican state?  They aren't getting help...

38 Beck just had a caller who grew up 15 minutes from the border.  She said everyone there "knows what's going on, that the people cross the border early int eh morning and their kids go to school, they only have to present proof of residence in the form of an address."   The caller was very funny, she said she moved to Ohio and was shocked that she had to buy her kids' school supplies.  She then realized that her old school system, 15 minutes from the border, was given the money to give out the school supplies".

Do all CA schools give out school supplies or is this school 15 minutes from the border the exception?

39

To all da wimmins:

Do Not, I repeat, DO NOT wear clothes today! I don't deserve to get disrespected like that.

I object...the rest of us don't deserve to see Helen Thomas or the incompetent Janets in the buff.

40 I wonder if Barry has any intentions of visiting Nashville. I mean, it's only a major American city under water.

Has anyone told him there are black people there?

41

Great cartoon about Obama's Homeland Security:http://bit.ly/cxMLhD

42

Problem is, isn't Tennessee a republican state?  They aren't getting help...

Have you seen their flag?  They're obviously neo-Nazis.  It's cosmic justice.

All of you are banned from the internet in perpetuity for participating on a thread that includes any mention of the Hitlerian State of Tennessee.

 

I bid you all adieu.

P.S.  Don't forget to pre-order next year's calander!  Supplies will go fast since it's 12 of my best comic book covers! 

43 Worldwide tax slavery and socialism all the rage. IMF suggesting US help bailout the PIIGS.

You gotta love a city named after women who have sex with women...

44 41 That was a big deal.  It infuriated a coworker of mine when I told him about the buses that went to the border to pick up the illegals.  Then California whines to the feds for money?

45 I wonder if Barry has any intentions of visiting Nashville. I mean, it's only a major American city under water.

Posted by: Mal at May 06, 2010 09:37 AM (Z+qzA)

He has a very busy schedule right now. He's got a 9am tee time and then he's going to do a photo op then he's taking Chewie to dinner.

46 Hey, do any of you know of any sites that keep a running list of Americans raped/murdered/etc by illegal aliens?  I found this one, but it looks like it hasn't been updated in about five years.

47 50 try www.voiac.org

48 That's exactly the sort of thing I was looking for--thank you!

49 Lawrence Taylor arrested for rape in Montibello,  New York.

50 Love the article about the UK and the money they waste on quangos. We have a few quangos we need to get rid of too!  Fannie, Freddie...

51

The Ticker Guy is just a ray of sunshine today: http://tinyurl.com/3xv6mtl

Thing is I read this and thought "it's a bad thing?":

 Look around you; Illinois cannot even buy ammunition from some vendors for their State Police because they haven't paid their suppliers, who are now in turn refusing orders.

I am far too jaded.

52

The Dow is down over 100 today. It must be Bush's fault or due to racism or both

53 Uncovered: Fiendish Scandi Plot to Conquer America.

54

“I think they should apologize cause it is a Mexican Heritage Day,” Annicia Nunez, a Live Oak High student, said. “We don’t deserve to be get disrespected like that. We wouldn’t do that on Fourth of July.”

Come back and remind me to care next December, when I have to intentionally keep the Christ Child in my nativity scene shorted to that he gives the hooligans who try to steal him a little juice...

55

@29 - It's good to know that DBOOTS is still alive.  I'd feared that maybe the evil rainbows in her water sprinkler had finally done her in...

I actually thought about her the other day.  I recently got a new pair of sunglasses, and apparently their polarization is in MAJOR CONFLICT with the polarization on the tint in my car.  Wow.  DBOOTS would have a field day with crazy shit I see through my side windows now...

56 Titanium in it's most awesome form.

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58 Green IPhone 4 Case little more time to care for The human Iphone 4 Case Black IPhone 4 Case though it is fun to try all Iphone White.

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