June 17, 2010

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— Gabriel Malor

It's a love story, baby.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 05:15 AM | Comments (39)
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1 first!

Posted by: Leigh T at June 17, 2010 05:17 AM (UwAO5)

2 Man, now he's getting REALLY wordy...

Posted by: HH at June 17, 2010 05:17 AM (6oDXl)

3 No sunspots again. Volcano firing up in the Philippines, Heads discovered in Little Rock en route to Texas, explanations sketchy. Elvis is still dead as a hammer.....

Posted by: dogg'O'maddness at June 17, 2010 05:19 AM (OlN4e)

4 And the vast majority of politicians are still slimebuckets

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at June 17, 2010 05:20 AM (4/m8K)

5 Elvis is still dead as a hammer..... Posted by: dogg'O'maddness at June 17, 2010 09:19 AM (OlN4e) Elvis is dead?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 17, 2010 05:22 AM (0GFWk)

6 Hollywood Stars Announce First Edition of Celebrity Precedents to Help Lawmakers Decide Important Public Issues: tinyurl.com/2w5p63b

Posted by: Justin Camp at June 17, 2010 05:22 AM (nF4Jh)

7 Addendum to #3; Michelle Malkin has a new hairdo and she looks really, really cute.

Posted by: maddogg at June 17, 2010 05:22 AM (OlN4e)

8 Hey everybody!

Biden and Obama just declared a "Recovery Summer"!

Are you STIMULATED yet fuckers?!

What's the status of the two WH Job offer scandals?  We need to get these ass wipes out of office PRONTO.

Posted by: MelodicMetal at June 17, 2010 05:23 AM (x4S2a)

9

40-60 heads on a plane...good God, it's either a head or it's not a head. 

I'm opting for cremation.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 17, 2010 05:26 AM (3iMgs)

10 #5  Elvis is dead?

Yes, but I check out all Elvis sightings to be sure.  Last week there was an Elvis sighting in Tuscon, AZ, but it turned out to be just a fat guy in a sequined shirt.  I took him anyway.

Posted by: Death at June 17, 2010 05:27 AM (9hSKh)

11 9 40-60 heads on a plane...good God, it's either a head or it's not a head.

So that's where my duffel bag ended up...

Posted by: Joe Pesci at June 17, 2010 05:28 AM (9hSKh)

12

I'm opting for cremation.

Bad idea, nobody will know that your head is missing from the ash.

Posted by: Leland at June 17, 2010 05:28 AM (Q5asM)

13

"New Orleans is using BP's money to launch a series of television and newspaper advertisements across the US on Friday, including one that declares: "This isn't the first time New Orleans has survived the British."

The slogan is set against a statue of General Andrew Jackson, who repelled a British assault on New Orleans back in 1814."

Posted by: curious at June 17, 2010 05:29 AM (p302b)

14

It's a love story, baby.

Is it an unexpected love story?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2010 05:33 AM (1Jaio)

15 Hey !!!... I know what let's do !!!

Let's shakedown BP for a $20Billion Slush Fund.

Why not, after all,

We've got the full weight of the Federal Government, AND public opinion on our side.

No one will see through that.

Posted by: franksalterego at June 17, 2010 05:36 AM (+6fgE)

16 It's a love story, baby
Just say Yes!

Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 17, 2010 05:39 AM (tz6/8)

17 I got head on a plane once....

Posted by: beerologist at June 17, 2010 05:43 AM (r2UKM)

18 They rule on the challenge to Alvin Greene's election today. Should be fun!

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 17, 2010 05:51 AM (7+pP9)

19 Do you ever scan the news in the morning and begin to feel as though you're going to fucking explode? Yeah, it's time to step away from the computer.

Posted by: Bugler at June 17, 2010 05:59 AM (VXBR1)

20

I'll have my head cryogenically preserved, and my ashes freeze-dried.  When I'm ready for reanimation, they'll add the necessary ingredients to my ashes and I'll have the head of a man and the body of a griffin.   

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 17, 2010 06:00 AM (3iMgs)

21 America Held Hostage:  Day 514

Posted by: damian at June 17, 2010 06:01 AM (4WbTI)

22

"A manhattan dad nearly choked on his Wheaties when his 14-year-old son ti midly asked:

"Dad, do I have to wear a dress to school?"

No joke. These conversations went on in kitchens and living rooms around the city, as a top school that educates learning-disabled and autistic children staged a student production of "La Cage aux Folles" -- a cross-dressing, limp-wristed, gay comic romp whose main characters are a pair of "married" men."



Posted by: curious at June 17, 2010 06:20 AM (p302b)

23 Rasmussen Reports
Wednesday, June 16, 2010


Most New Jersey voters still approve of the job that Governor Chris Christie is doing, and he earns solid support for his handling of the stateÂ’s contentious budget situation.

A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of Likely New Jersey Voters shows that 51% approve of how the new Republican governor is doing his job, while 45% disapprove. This includes 33% who Strongly Approve and 31% who Strongly Disapprove.

These findings mark little, if any, change from mid-April.

Forty-six percent (46%) of Garden State voters give Christie good or excellent marks for his handling of the budget crisis. Thirty-six percent (36%) rate his performance in this area as poor.

Christie has been battling the Democratic-controlled legislature and the stateÂ’s powerful public employee unions over his proposed $29.3 billion budget, which includes substantial spending cuts in several areas.

Eighty-two percent (82%) of Republicans and 60% of voters not affiliated with either major party approve of how Christie is doing as governor.....

While 73% of voters in his own party and 53% of unaffiliateds rate his handling of the state budget as good or excellent....

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at June 17, 2010 06:23 AM (LdYLm)

24 And the vast majority of politicians are UNEXPECTEDLY still slimebuckets

FTFY

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 17, 2010 06:39 AM (xxgag)

25 Did any of you catch beck this morning?  He played an excerpt Chris Christie's government-has-taught-us-to-expect-others-to -pay-our-bills speech over porn music.  Boom chicka bow wow.

Speaking of Christie, incidentally, he is one politician who can get away with referring to other as "small people."

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 17, 2010 06:43 AM (xxgag)

26
It's a love story, baby.


Meh...... So was Al and Tipper.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 17, 2010 06:43 AM (J5Hcw)

27 Regarding the dental story in headlines.  This isn't rocket surgery.  Well, OK, actually it is rocket surgery.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 17, 2010 06:44 AM (xxgag)

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 17, 2010 06:47 AM (xxgag)

29 28
It's a love story, baby.


Meh...... So was Al and Tipper.

You mean Al and Al

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at June 17, 2010 06:47 AM (4/m8K)

30

Is it just me, or does it seem that the term "catbon nano-tube" is underutilized in the Al Gore/Laurie Dav'd Love Story reports?

Posted by: steve at June 17, 2010 06:48 AM (nd0uY)

31 I'm not feeling all that well    -71.42  (-0.69%)

Posted by: DJIA at June 17, 2010 06:58 AM (4WbTI)

Posted by: chemjeff at June 17, 2010 07:09 AM (Gk/wA)

33 Jobless claims rise sharply to 472k.

Didn't the AP run a story only a week or two ago about how the last jobless numbers sharply decreased, heralding the recovery promised in the Porkulus ?

Here's my shocked face - Whoooah !

Posted by: societyis2blame at June 17, 2010 07:14 AM (7ZyYf)

34 The Onion has a spoof on Max Blumenthal lying about his Vietnam record. It's the funniest thing I've read in a long time, satire worthy of Iowahawk.

"Candidate May Have Lied About Heroic Death In Vietnam"

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 17, 2010 07:55 AM (mHQ7T)

35

I hope Ace sleeps in a bit today.

He got at it early yesterday and by mid-afternoon he was starting to fuss.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2010 08:10 AM (PwkpG)

36 On the SC Rep Gov race Haley has made a big mistake. She has agreed to a debate tonight with Barrette. Politics 101, never agree to a debate with a candidate you are beating in the polls.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2010 08:36 AM (6taRI)

37 Fuck. She's probably been consulting with Mitt Romney. Supposedly, he's going to stump for her tomorrow.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 17, 2010 09:22 AM (mHQ7T)

38 Let them eat cake: First Lady Michelle Obama Enjoys a Family Beach Day at Billionaire's Mansion


Terrible picture of the FLOTUS with the article.  I can understand why Barry's teh ghey.

Posted by: damian at June 17, 2010 10:21 AM (4WbTI)

39 Providence RI school principal sends home elementary student for fulfilling his assignment to make a hat. The topic was patriotism, and the tiny plastic soldiers bearing arms that the kid glued on were determined by the school to be WEAPONS. And we all know that there is a zero tolerance for weapons at school.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 17, 2010 11:09 AM (H+LJc)

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