1 Los Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssss!

2 Nobody's money, property, or exit chutes are safe whenever Congress is in session.

House, Senate leaders finalize details of sweeping financial overhaul

Here's the money quote from (please dump) Dodd:

"No one will know until this is actually in place how it works. But we believe we've done something that has been needed for a long time. It took a crisis to bring us to the point where we could actually get this job done."

3 is the number of my comment. Not that I have one yet. Too early. Need booze.

4 I'm not really worried about that 65 trillion dollars North Korea says we owe them. Obama will negotiate it down to less than 60 tril. by the time he pays it. Smart diplomacy in action, wingers!!!!

5 No one will know until this is actually in place how it works. But we believe we've done something that has been needed for a long time.

Only a member of the U.S. Congress could utter those sentences in sequence without their head exploding from the internal whipsaw.

6 No one will know until this is actually in place how it works. But we believe we've done something that has been needed for a long time. Only a member of the U.S. Congress could utter those sentences in sequence without their head exploding from the internal whipsaw. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2010 09:27 AM (+BcQ3) It not only amazes me that they think this garbage, but that they actually say it out loud and think it doesn't make them look like the freaken idiots that they are?

7 #5  Only a member of the U.S. Congress could utter those sentences in sequence without their head exploding from the internal whipsaw.

I groaned when Pelousi said something similar about Obamacare ("we need to pass the bill before we know what's in it"). 

But libs have mastered how to manage the internal contradictions without said whipsaw.  Great for them, bad for us.

8

No one will know until this is actually in place how it works. But we believe we've done something that has been needed for a long time

Ladies and gentlemen, please conduct this capital stampede in an orderly fashion.

9 Heh! NASA finally admits there ain't no friggin' Sun spots and they don't have a friggin' clue. So stay under the table y'all, cause it must be the calm afore the storm.

10 In Televised Address, Obama Asks Nation for $99.73 Billion in Bus Fare: tinyurl.com/28dc7cm

11 Is mr small government Scott Brown (LIAR) going to vote for the NON REFORM bill today? The bill that gives the treasury secretary authority to seize companies? HMMMM

12 The financial overhaul bill will be great. Everyone will get a free sandwich!

13 And apparently the Fed stepped in early this morning as the markets are up.

I'm telling you that when all this finally unravels, it's going to make 1929 look like a Golden Age.

14 This Al Gore thing and the Obama/Blago thing would be front page news EVERY SINGLE DAY..

....if they were Republican

15 Here's that great post the spam bot is so enthralled with.

16 17 Nah, both stories would still be buried in the back pages to make room for the BP-Gate impeachment hearings.

17 No one will know until this is actually in place how it works. But we believe we've done something that has been needed for a long time. Sounds like your average environmentalist.

18

Came across this at Red State this mornin, given the general disdain here for Eric E., I did not link for fear of a severe noodle lashing; never the less Its pretty interesting.

There's this thing in the United States House of Representatives called a "discharge petition." In a nutshell, a congressman can write a bill and, when the leaders in charge of the House refuse to do anything with it, the congressman can file a discharge petition. The petition, if personally signed by 218 congressmen, forces the House Speaker to put the matter up for a vote by the House.

Why is this important?

Well, every Republican in the House of Representatives and a bunch of Democrats say if a vote were held tomorrow, they would vote to repeal Obamacare. In fact, if you add up all the Blue Dogs, the Republicans, and the Democrats now scrambling for political cover saying they'd vote to repeal, you arrive at the magic number of 218, which also happens to be the total number of votes needed to pass a piece of legislation in the House of Representatives.

Congressman Steve King (R-IA) has filed a discharge petition on legislation he has drafted to repeal Obamacare. He needs 218 signatures.

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Well, every Republican in the House of Representatives and a bunch of Democrats say if a vote were held tomorrow, they would vote to repeal Obamacare. In fact, if you add up all the Blue Dogs, the Republicans, and the Democrats now scrambling for political cover saying they'd vote to repeal, you arrive at the magic number of 218, which also happens to be the total number of votes needed to pass a piece of legislation in the House of Representatives.

Congressman Steve King (R-IA) has filed a discharge petition on legislation he has drafted to repeal Obamacare. He needs 218 signatures.

Posted by: dananjcon

Right darn tootin' this is important. How can we screw this up? Would beating on Joe Barton help?

20 (gay pride parade in Arkansas has a funny ring to it)

Aren't you hillbillies proud of yourselves for electing the Clintons?

21

Congressman Steve King (R-IA) has filed a discharge petition on legislation he has drafted to repeal Obamacare. He needs 218 signatures.

I hope that made Pelosi's dried up old coochie quiver.

22 The WaPo just said it the magic words "By 2015, they could be gone altogether, plunging us into a new Maunder minimum -- and perhaps a new Little Ice Age." AGW is truly in trouble.

23 Aren't you hillbillies proud of yourselves for electing the Clintons?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 25, 2010 09:45 AM (mHQ7T)

Are you proud of your state electing that fucking hillbilly POTUS TWICE?

24 I have a huge headache.

25 22 At the very least I'd like to see the Dems have to give something up in order to prevent the discharge petition. They're throwing everything at the wall this summer, from Kagan to cap-and-trade to "financial reform" to pre-emptive election rigging in the form of DISCLOSE, etc. The list is endless and terrifying. "We'll drop the discharge if you drop cap-and-trade" would be a huge win for the good guys. Of course, all it takes is a few buy-offs and that 218 disappears like a puff of smoke, so it's not the strongest card in the deck. Still, I hope they play it.

26 The WaPo just said it the magic words "By 2015, they could be gone altogether, plunging us into a new Maunder minimum -- and perhaps a new Little Ice Age." AGW is truly in trouble.

Posted by: Jean

 

Oh no! our evil activities have squelched the sun!!!

27 http://tinyurl.com/2bj79gc -- how about we buy a bunch more C-17s, wait a minute that would create US jobs and hurt the Taliban. Shame those jobs are in Georgia, so we can't do that.

28 28 I have a huge headache.

Me to, but I am a year older. 

Thank God I have the cold Jagger to make the headache go/come back/away.

29 I guess the meat of that link (via weaselzippers) would have been helpful: Some of the $2 billion in U.S. taxpayer funds spent on a Defense Department contract for the private security of “vital” U.S. military supplies in Afghanistan may be making its way to the Taliban as “protection payments for safe passage,”

30

If it's predictable, is it still unexpected?

http://tinyurl.com/2b94ax8

via  HotAir

Plus - Some of the still solvent Euro-socialists likely to tell the U.S. to take their socialism and stick it in a dark, unpleasant place.

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29 unlike Oblabla in the gulf, the pube-licans need to bring all tools and resources to bear on this disaster in DC.

   

32 The WaPo just said it the magic words "By 2015, they could be gone altogether, plunging us into a new Maunder minimum -- and perhaps a new Little Ice Age." AGW is truly in trouble.


Time to buy some wheat futures.

33

This "financial overhaul" provided by our Democrat friends used to be called "Central Planning".  It's straight out of Carl Marx's playbook.  Stalin would be damn proud of Barny Frank and Chris Dodd.  This system of central planning, or government run financial system has never worked, and always failed.  And since they didn't bother to overhaul Fanny Mae, I assume they think that institution is the "model" for everyone else.  We are so fucked.  Our beloved free and strong United States is marching down the path to full blown government control over everything....COMMUNISM.

 

34 Piss Clod should be in jail getting ass raped every morning and evening.

But since we live in a "Democracy" he is formulating national policy.

35 I posted this on the ONT the other night, so in case you missed it.

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

36 The WaPo just said it the magic words "By 2015, they could be gone altogether, plunging us into a new Maunder minimum -- and perhaps a new Little Ice Age." AGW is truly in trouble.

AGW was never dependent on real science nor was it ever intended to fix anything. If it had been the real solution would have been to actually ration carbon and not create a new "tax".

The proposed solution always shows that the real "problem" is. In the case of AGW the real problem is not enough taxes and communism.

37

I'm sure you all discussed this already, but this is such a coincidence of impossible proportions that I thought I would re-comment on it.

It turns out (wow - I'm still amazed) that the entire Dearborn police force is related to Charlie Gibson.

http://tinyurl.com/2bzrg9y

And when asked about the 1st Ammendment, they all, in unison said, "Never heard of it."

38 21

I ususally give children a break and ignore their attempts at addressing adult concerns before they are even a teen but this 10 year old who refused to stand for the pledge of alliegence because of gay rights makes it hard.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2010 09:41 AM (m2CN7)

You have no idea...

39

More on the "Gay Pride" parade story: That takes place in Fayetteville. That is a university town and fucking full of moonbats.

Elsewhere in the state, not so much....

40

Today marks 60 years since North Korea invaded South Korea.

Considering that the goal was to save the Republic of Korea from being taken over by the communists, I'd say that campaign was an unambiguous success.

(A hand-on-heart salute to all who served in Korea from 1950 to 1953. You won that war.)

41 Speaking of teh gheys.

Am I gonna have to smack a bitch?

42 11 Heh! NASA finally admits there ain't no friggin' Sun spots and they don't have a friggin' clue. So stay under the table y'all, cause it must be the calm afore the storm.

Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2010 09:31 AM (OlN4e)

"Fears that these giant eruptions could create havoc on Earth and disputes over the sun's role in climate change are adding urgency to these studies."

Seriously? "Havoc on Earth" and "disputes over the sun's role in climate change" are some kind of equivalent??  What is the "New Scientist," the new age arm of WAPO??

43 47 Speaking of teh gheys.

Am I gonna have to smack a bitch?

Posted by: Lord Stanley at June 25, 2010 10:11 AM (bPkzf)

Ice Capades!

 

44

Am I gonna have to smack a bitch?

Buncha soccer wannabes.

45

Its been 176 days since Gitmo was to be closed.

President Obama would've closed Gitmo last year except he had underestimated my many empty boxes he'd need to get from the liquor store and how many buddies (including at least one with a truck) he'd need to help him with the move. His predecessor made this mess, etc., etc.

46 Beck giving big ups to Town Hall.  "Anatomy of a Smear" details the de rigeur steps dems go through to destroy someone.  Author of the piece is on with him next. (Palin could prob'ly have written this article.) 

47 Anybody see the headline on Drudge.Looks like bawney just got done hiding the salami in dodds balloon knot.

48

SecDef Gates hits the bottle again and admits to not having a clue what the President meant when he said they would begin pulling out of Afghanistan in less than a year.  He pretty much mangles any attempt at even coming close to defining "pullout".

Last seen pulling a long draw from a pocket flask.

49 We are letting Satan write this bill. Anyone have a ouija board and some candles handy? Oh, thanks Hillary - you're the greatest.

50

No one will know until this is actually in place how it works. But we believe we've done something that has been needed for a long time.

Another shining example that stupidity knows no bounds.

 

 

 

51 I'm on it, Chris. Barry's got a direct line. Hillary, don't bother with all that dumb shit. Just get me a fucking cigar. 

52

As if the Kurds didn't have enough enemies, Barry courageously joins the fray:

http://tinyurl.com/28a4xum

 

53 Speaking of teh gheys.

Am I gonna have to smack a bitch?



Oh Lord. Hockey is teh ghey now?

However, the involvement of the Chicago Cubs isn't surprising.

54 From the side bar story on Brazil models

More than half of BrazilÂ’s models are found among the tiny farms of Rio Grande do Sul, a state that has only one-twentieth of the nationÂ’s population and was colonized predominantly by Germans and Italians. Alisson Chornak, a Brazilian model scout, waiting for students to leave their high school in Restinga Seca in Rio Grande do Sul.

Wow, they have stalkers sitting outside of a high school trying to capture young babes as the exit school.

Teh babes are hot but can't we leave them alone until they like turn 18?

55

At 26:

Shouldn't we refer to it as the "Obamer Minimum"?

56 Ugh, who wants a dried up old prune?


What?

57 Jewish Clergy Group: Elena Kagan Isn't ‘Kosher’ to Serve on Supreme Court
Friday, June 25, 2010
By Pete Winn, Senior Writer/Editor

Rabbi Yehuda Levin, spokesman for the Rabbinical Alliance of America. (Photo courtesy of the Alliance) (CNSNews.com) – Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is “not kosher” -- meaning she is not fit to serve on the court -- according to more than 850 Orthodox members of the Rabbinical Alliance of America. That's the term the rabbis used about Kagan in a press release issued Thursday, saying "Elena Kagan is not kosher. She is not fit to sit on this Court -- or any court."
OY VEY!

58 Teh babes are hot but can't we leave them alone until they like turn 18?

Sure, if the only work they want is the Sears catalog.

59 ""The WaPo just said it the magic words "By 2015, they could be gone altogether, plunging us into a new Maunder minimum -- and perhaps a new Little Ice Age." AGW is truly in trouble.""

The upside is future classical guitar and violin builders will get a nice stash of wood for future use. A lot of Stradavarius's wood was taken from trees that grew in that european mini ice age. The builders love those tight tree rings

Then again who am I kidding, by then the left will have made it a capitol offense to harvest trees, and any naturally dying trees will be turned into piles of wooden dildos to be passed out at certain parades.

60

SPARKY at #38: I take it from your remark "We are so fucked" that you think the rest of your post describes something bad. Meanwile, someone somewhere might be posting this:

This "financial overhaul" provided by our Democrat friends used to be called "Central Planning".  It's straight out of Carl Marx's playbook.  Stalin would be damn proud of Barny Frank and Chris Dodd.  This system of central planning, or government run financial system has never worked, and always failed.  And since they didn't bother to overhaul Fanny Mae, I assume they think that institution is the "model" for everyone else.  This is freaking awesome!!!  Our beloved free and strong United States is marching down the path to full blown government control over everything....COMMUNISM.

You see? Bug, feature, beauty's in the eye, ....

61 Won't someone please massage my adductor muscle?

62 Sure, old buddy.

63 It's early yet but as of now the Dow is dropping like Rosie O'Donnell on a fumbled doughnut.  You'd think they'd have more respect for the intelligence and integrity of Slobberin' Barney and Lame Duck Dodd.

64 Another reason not to live in NYC: http://tinyurl.com/26kw7tc The New York County (Manhattan) District Attorney's office appears to be engaged in a shakedown of local businesses, forcing them to pay six-figure so-called "contributions" or risk unwarranted criminal penalties

65 More news on the "Obama is an innumerate fuckwad" front: while taking credit  for an order from Russia for 50 Boeing 737s, drooling shitbrick President Numbnuts proclaimed:

"Consistent with my administration's national export initiative, this includes the sale of 50 Boeing aircraft worth four billion dollars that could add up to 44,000 new jobs in the American aerospace industry," Obama said.

The 737 is currently in full production with an absolutely huge backlog of 1600 aircraft. 50 aircraft just ensures the line keeps going for another 6 weeks sometime a few years down the road. It doesn't add a single job, let alone 44,000. Where the fuck does this retard come up with this shit?

66

Damn this makes my blood boil!

Comment at Lucianne.com: "For this reason and this alone, Joe Biden should be President of the United States."

67

Speedo:  Smack-take that Kitteh bitch!!!

68 Time to make your blood boil.

We.  Are.  So.  Screwed.

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