1 Palin is finished!

2 I had to turn on Fox at 09:00 to see what the real Fox spin is going to be.

It seems that the big winners from yesterday was the Tea Party and Sarah Palin.

The losers, progressives of both Parties.

And I'll have to say that it really isn't spin because I had already looked it over and saw the same thing.

3 I could be your hero!

4 It's only Wednesday?  Crap.

5 My mother just told me that the Arkansas libtard governor is my cousin. Thank god for WWII and my dad getting out of there or I'd probably be a libtard too.

6 We don't need another hero!

We don't need to know the way home!

7

MORAL CRIME RAMPANT!! NY Woman Charged With Adultery After Public Tryst http://bit.ly/bTCGWw

Police say they found 41-year-old Suzanne M. Corona and 29-year-old Justin Amend having sex on a picnic table in Farrall Park in Batavia, N.Y., around 5:15 p.m. Friday.

8 MODERATION, DAMMIT! AAAACK!

9 Looks like open primaries passed in California.

10 I just bought an engagement ring, so is my life over now or after she says yes?

11 MODERATION, DAMMIT!

You rang?

12 Go on and be your own hero.

Because other heroes will let you down at times.

Here's the kind of people Hamid Karzai wants to have in the Afghan gov't.

Taliban Using HIV bombs.

TALIBAN fighters are burying dirty needles with their bombs in a bid to infect British troops with HIV, The Sun can reveal. Hypodermic syringes are hidden below the surface pointing upwards to prick bomb squad experts as they hunt for devices.

The heroin needles are feared to be contaminated with hepatitis and HIV. And if the bomb goes off, the needles become deadly flying shrapnel.

13
MORAL CRIME RAMPANT!! NY Woman Charged With Adultery After Public Tryst http://bit.ly/bTCGWw

A crime is a crime.  If it shouldn't be in the law, then get it the hell off the books.

14 Darwin Award winner.

The border patrol agent, whose name has not been released, shot and killed 15-year-old Sergio Adrian Hernandez Huereca after a group of suspected illegal migrants threw rocks at the agents at an international bridge near downtown El Paso, Texas on Monday evening, according to the FBI, the lead agency investigating the shooting. The agent was 12 yards from the border, on the U.S. side. The victim was on Mexican soil.

The killing was condemned in Mexico as an abuse of power. Calderon said in a statement Tuesday that his government "will use all resources available to protect the rights of Mexican migrants.  

the next part comes from the Pali's play book and  will make your blood boil.

The Mexican Foreign Ministry on Tuesday condemned the latest death, saying that "the use of firearms to repel attacks with stones represents disproportionate use of force, particularly coming from authorities who have received specialized training."

I guess they want the Border patrol to give up their guns and carry rocks?

15 10 I just bought an engagement ring, so is my life over now or after she says yes?

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 09, 2010 09:45 AM (s/bTy)

If you're sure right now that she's going to say 'yes', then your life as you know it is over.

16 I just bought an engagement ring, so is my life over now or after she says yes?

Posted by: Mr Pink

 

I think that the Manly ruling on this is after the deed/lease and accounts goes in both names. Until then, there is much 'polishing' of that ring that needs to be done, by her IYKWIMAITTYD.

 

Enjoy

17 10 I just bought an engagement ring, so is my life over now or after she says yes?

After she says yes.  Then your soul belongs to her. You still have a chance to bolt, FYI.

/Just kidding.  Best wishes on the proposal and hopefully the subsequent marriage!

18 #7:  The headline should read "Cougar attacks in local park".

19 I just bought an engagement ring, so is my life over now or after she says yes? Posted by: Mr Pink Does this ring show strange writings when placed in a fire?

20 Well I had a good run while it lasted I guess....

21 The Taliban are also circulating cheap, low-quality lace wigs. Bastards!

22 Mr. Pink, sorry, it was over when the very first thought to buy the ring first occurred to you.
Now for a better life. Congratulations .

23
Does this ring show strange writings when placed in a fire?

Posted by: eman

 

No but such Rings of Power cause strange writings to occur, which cause the sensation that you are burning in Hell ( license, aforementioned joint account, deed, pre-nupitual)

24
I just bought an engagement ring, so is my life over now or after she says yes?

Your life was over the second you thought buying a ring was a good idea.

Anybody heard from morgenholz lately, btw?

25 I was watching Bloomberg this morning because - you know, I'm a hero and some of the things that they mentioned were that 75% of the Eurozone ministers believe Greece will default, Spain has gone from a mild fever to violent spasms, international economic risk is increasing and there are few options for government leaders to address the situation, this is the second quarter of economic contraction in this country and two quarterly contractions indicate a recession, business leader confidence has plummeted of the last several weeks. I'm sure there was more but that is the fun stuff that I remembered.

26

Dagny beat me to it, damn.

27 The Taliban are also circulating cheap, low-quality lace wigs.

Bastards!

Posted by: eman

 

Yes, but there are reports that they have been hobbled by wearing MBT shoes.

28 The Mexican Foreign Ministry on Tuesday condemned the latest death, saying that "the use of firearms to repel attacks with stones represents disproportionate use of force, particularly coming from authorities who have received specialized training."

Deadly force is deadly force.  There is nothing in the world wrong with bringing a gun to a knife fight.

"Proportionate" refers to the potential effect.  The excerpts from the FBI report that I read last night (at WSJ, I think) made it sound more like a mob stoning the agent who was detaining a border jumper.  That's deadly force.

29 It's not too late, Mr Pink!  Fight the urge!

30 Another Gore marriage in trouble.

One week after former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, dropped the separation bombshell, friends of the family quietly confirmed to PEOPLE on Wednesday that the eldest of the couple's four children, daughter Karenna Gore Schiff, is separated from her husband of 12 years.

31 The good news in last night's election was that 75% of California Republicans voted against Orly Taitz...the bad news is that 25% voted for her.

32 So ur saying I could run out into a field, throw the ring in the air, and yell FREEDOM!

33 32 Another Gore marriage in trouble.

One week after former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, dropped the separation bombshell, friends of the family quietly confirmed to PEOPLE on Wednesday that the eldest of the couple's four children, daughter Karenna Gore Schiff, is separated from her husband of 12 years.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 09, 2010 09:58 AM (9hSKh)

Sweet!  She's on the market again!

34 Does she know you're a moron? That could be a deal breaker. She is, uh, right leaning right? We see a lot of pain here from people with libtard spousal issues.

35 34 Sure, just tell me what field  and what time .

36
I just bought an engagement ring, so is my life over now or after she says yes?

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 09, 2010 09:45 AM (s/bTy)

Just your sex life.

37 O/T:  Angle's "religion" is totally scary.  So Reid is set up great to take his seat back.  A lot of people will quietly vote for him since the alternative is in the sketchy "religion".  I think the republicans are being manipulated by the "campaign" and they don't even know or see it and will be shocked in November to see Harry and Blanche and a few others making their victory speeches.

have friends in Nevada, they are upset about Angle and are either planning not to vote or to hold their nose and vote for Reid, they are independents.

38 So ur saying I could run out into a field, throw the ring in the air, and yell FREEDOM! Posted by: Mr Pink at June 09, 2010 10:00 AM (s/bTy) No, sorry. You've done gone and made public proclamations. That is as good as a legally binding contract with the devil.

39 O/T:  Angle's "religion" is totally scary.

Another Axeltroll.  She is a Baptist.

40
Posted by: . at June 09, 2010 10:04 AM (rgmn+)

What the hell is this weak sauce?  Get lost, asshole.

41

Thad Allen for Homeland Security Secretary.

42 #38  Just your sex life.

Eh, who really cares about that?  His soul is in danger!

43 Great, a concern troll.

44

She is a Baptist.

Those are the ones that blow up planes, right?

45 Did Mr. Pink take the glowing ring with words of fire from Helen of Tripoli before she melted into the magma of Mount doom?

46 46

She is a Baptist.

Those are the ones that blow up planes, right?

Posted by: ErikW at June 09, 2010 10:07 AM (akvh7)

No, I think those are the Mennonites... or maybe the Salvation Army I keep getting them confused.

47 Anybody heard from morgenholz lately, btw?

He knocked up the Frau.

48 39, Come back when you have something worthy. No pudding for you.

49 Mr Pinks timing is suspicious, just sayin.

50 Well I got her listening to Rush, hating Obama, and dispising the MFM almost as much as me, so I got that going for me.

51 51 ?

52 53, Ahem, paging Admiral Akbar.

53 Angle is an environmentalist? I thought she was a baptist?

54

Mexico, with US help, finds explosives in home http://bit.ly/dlVnhu

MEXICO CITY (AP) — Mexico’s navy found more than 44 pounds (20 kilograms) of explosives in a trendy residential neighborhood in the capital after exchanging information with U.S. authorities, officials said Wednesday.

Four Mexicans who belong to an organized crime group were arrested after officials raided a home in Mexico CityÂ’s Roma neighborhood, the navy said in a statement.

The explosives are the type used in demolition because they can be applied directly to structures and have enough force to break apart metal, officials said.

In other words, it was C4. Why don't they just say it instead of beating around the bush?

55 America Held Hostage:  Day 506

56 Is it true that Nikki Haley has sex with Scientologists?? Because that sounds like the kind of thing that I, as a Christian, could not support.

57
He knocked up the Frau.

Yeah, I'm wondering if he's gone on a bender thinking about his next 19 years of debt.

58 Another story showing how Pres Pissypants hindered Israel during the flotilla incident.

Diplomatic sources said the White House rejected Israeli intelligence assessments that the six-ship flotilla contained weapons and Islamist fighters trained to resist any boarding operation.

59 In other words, it was C4. Why don't they just say it instead of beating around the bush?

Do you think they know anything about construction? They're journalists. Knowledge of subject matter is for little, worthless people.

60

MORRIS COUNTY -- In a low-turnout primary, two Morris County Republican freeholders were defeated by challengers who claimed they were more conservative and pledged to cut taxes and spending, while the longtime GOP sheriff trounced a challenger.

In a sprawling GOP freeholder primary, a trio of incumbents faced eight challengers.

Only Freeholder Douglas Cabana won, while his running mates, freeholders Jack Schier and James Murray, were ousted by Parsippany Councilwoman Ann Grossi and Montville businessman Tom Mastrangelo, who ran as the Conservative Team.

The incumbents were listed near the bottom of the ballot, while Grossi, Mastrangelo and their running mate, former Washington Mayor John Krickus, were at the top

61 Powerline has an interesting link to an interview with an Israeli diplomat. He suggests that if the world condemns them when they show uncalled for restraint, what's the point?

62

I went to this:
www.ltdanbandmovie.com/

Oh, great, you broke the internet.

Doesn't work for me either, but I can get to www.ltdanband.com, which seems to contain no info about the movie.

63

Another story showing how Pres Pissypants hindered Israel during the flotilla incident.

Not allowed to use ant-riot gear? What the fuck are they supposed to do, frown at them?

64 Diplomatic sources said the White House rejected Israeli intelligence assessments that the six-ship flotilla contained weapons and Islamist fighters trained to resist any boarding operation.

NPR News this morning informed me the flotilla was carrying soda, cookies, and chips.

American children can't have those things because they're evil and wrong and ZOMG  TEH OBESITY!!1! and the PREDATORY CORPORATIONS, but Israel is vile, evil, racist, and oppressive for denying humanitarian cookies to Pali children.

Unreal.

65 Heh, I said ant-riot.

66 Doesn't work for me either, but I can get to www.ltdanband.com, which seems to contain no info about the movie. In Production

67 have friends in Nevada, they are upset about Angle and are either planning not to vote or to hold their nose and vote for Reid, they are independents idiots.

FTFY

68 67 Diplomatic sources said the White House rejected Israeli intelligence assessments that the six-ship flotilla contained weapons and Islamist fighters trained to resist any boarding operation.

NPR News this morning informed me the flotilla was carrying soda, cookies, and chips.

American children can't have those things because they're evil and wrong and ZOMG  TEH OBESITY!!1! and the PREDATORY CORPORATIONS, but Israel is vile, evil, racist, and oppressive for denying humanitarian cookies to Pali children.

Unreal.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 09, 2010 10:19 AM (mR7mk)

I say the Israelis put a torpedo in every ship. The Islamist fighters can resist the ship sinking.

69 I wonder if those flotillas are like the islamic version of Loveboat without the minority bartender.

70 Dana Perino was co-host on Fox & Friends this morning..

just sayin'..

71 Sticking those socks in place with bubble gum makes them difficult to remove

72 Is it true that Nikki Haley has sex with Scientologists?? Because that sounds like the kind of thing that I, as a Christian, could not support.

Posted by: A true-blue conservative, and not an Axelrod plan

 

You didn't mention that you were concerned. But please come back and play again.

Result = FAIL

 

P. S. Wouldn't a conservative be red, not blue?

73 Fear us!

74

Dana Perino was co-host on Fox & Friends this morning..

And she looked especially tasty this am.

75 Nikki Haley had sex with me then turned me into a newt! But mostly had sex with me.

76 And she looked especially tasty this am.

Yup.. absolutely yummy.

77 Slightly off topic, but I hear Obama is looking for someone's ASS to KISS. He can kiss mine.

78 P. S. Wouldn't a conservative be red, not blue?

Commies are red.

79

Awesome, even the journalists are getting robbed at the World Cup.  IN THEIR HOTEL ROOMS.

80 Texan May be First Billionaire in 95 Years to Pass Estate to His Children Tax-Free

I hate Congress.

81

Dana Perino was co-host on Fox & Friends this morning..

Damn even I noticed that!

She's waaay better than that idjit Carlson.

82

An Islamic Loveboat would have to be called the Lovegoat.

Coffee explosion!

83 When the skidbag Libs are forced to display their bigotry against Sikhs, Baptists, Jews, (whoever they've been told to vilify and persecute this week) in order to keep their base happy, they alienate more people than they attract. Keep it up, trolls. The more we see of your real faces, the more you all look like Helen Thomas.

84

"the islamic version of Loveboat"

Oh God  No.  June Allyson in pantyhose.

85 Really unimpressed with firefox.

86 Posted by: . at June 09, 2010 10:04 AM (rgmn+)

I have a lot of friends in Nevada that are independent and they said that they would vote for a can of chili if it was running against Reid.

87 What kind of retard would think that a baptist is scary? Does he know clinton is a baptist and obama is a pretend black liberation theology adherent?

88 81 Slightly off topic, but I hear Obama is looking for someone's ASS to KISS. He can kiss mine.

That would make a good Saturday Night Live sketch that you will never see..

Obama: Ok.. let's rehearse this one more time..

Speech coach: a little more feeling this time, Mr. President..

Obama: We talk to these folks because they potentially had the best answers, so I know whose ass to kiss!

Speech coach: Ewww.. got it wrong again, Sir..  it's "ass to kick".  You see, you're supposed to be getting angry and want to kick some ass... get it?

Obama: err.. well.. I guess so.. but why the fuck can't you put this on the goddamned teleprompter??

Speech coach: Because you're supposed to be speaking extemporaneously.. from the heart..

Obama: Well, shit.. ok.. let's try again..

89 Be your own hero, meh. Give me a nice floofy cat and I can interrogate and execute secret agents better than anyone.

90 When the skidbag Libs are forced to display their bigotry against Sikhs, Baptists, Jews, (whoever they've been told to vilify and persecute this week) in order to keep their base happy, they alienate more people than they attract.

On that score the SC Rep Party is having a meeting Thu night to discuss the actions of Mr. Knotts and his "raghead" comment.

He may be made "unwelcome" in the Party.

91 #66  Not allowed to use ant-riot gear? What the fuck are they supposed to do, frown at them?

Harsh language?  A strongly-worded letter?

92 95 #66  Not allowed to use ant-riot gear? What the fuck are they supposed to do, frown at them?

Harsh language?  A strongly-worded letter?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 09, 2010 10:35 AM (9hSKh)

Threaten them with the comfy pillow?

93 Not allowed to use ant-riot gear? What the fuck are they supposed to do, frown at them?

Silly. You say, "no-no" then sue them if they break the agreement. That's the Obama/clinton way

94

Threaten them with the comfy pillow?

Give 'em a damn good massage?

95

WaPo decodes the righty spin and puts the true perspective on the conservative primary victories:

http://tinyurl.com/32xe23c

IOW - Since the birthers, who were the great white hope of the conservative movement, the conservatives lost.

96 And here's the can of gas & road flare combo rumor to get the day started.

Guess where he's been hiding?

97 That's great man, that's just fucking great.

98 "He may be made "unwelcome" in the Party. " Excellent. That's exactly what should happen.

99 IOW - Since the birthers, who were the great white hope of the conservative movement, the conservatives lost.

They lost because I started BANNING birthers!

100 We see a lot of pain here from people with libtard spousal issues.  Posted by: dagny

My father was a conservative Republican, and my mother was a Yellow Dog Democrat.  Every election my mom would say, "Well, I have to go vote and cancel your father's vote."  Mom was a teenager during the "First Great Depression."  Many times she would tell me that if I had ever seen anyone in a soup line, I would never vote for a Republican.  My father grew up on a small farm in East Tennessee; his viewpoint was that before or during the Depression, life was just as hard.

After Clinton's election I had a bumper sticker made that said, "Don't blame me, I voted for Hoover."  Mom would not allow the sticker on the car.

They were married for 65 years.

101

P. S. Wouldn't a conservative be red, not blue?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2010 10:22 AM (R2fpr)

Hmm, continuing with your line of questioning, what is up with your screen name, then? Are you an Axelrod plant, too? Hmm? HMMM?

102

I'm thinking that the Religion of Peace might need to change it's handle -

http://tinyurl.com/2fozbzx

Possibly something like The Religion of Just Plain Batshit Crazy Insanity, or something.  You know - something that captures its true essense.

103 95 #66  Not allowed to use ant-riot gear? What the fuck are they supposed to do, frown at them?

Harsh language?  A strongly-worded letter?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 09, 2010 10:35 AM (9hSKh)

101 That's great man, that's just fucking great.

Posted by: Hudson at June 09, 2010 10:41 AM (s/bTy)

Six posts from an Aliens reference to a well placed sock-puppet.  Well played, and way to be on the ball!

104 The Israelis should warn everyone that they have reliable intel that a North Korean sub is in the eastern Mediterranean.  Tee hee hee.   BOOM.

105 My favorite phrase so far this morning is "humanitarian cookies" I'm chuckling just thinking about what those would contain.

106

Go on and be your own hero.

I'd prefer to be the bacon, in a bacon, lettuce, tomato, Jessica Alba and Amy Adams sandwich. 

107 What kind of retard would think that a baptist is scary? Does he know clinton is a baptist

I don't know much about the different flavors of Baptist, but Clinton is "religious-appearing when convenient", which separates him from the practicing Christians that scare proggs with their actual belief, weekly attendance, study of the Bible, and mostly their annoying tendency to let the stuff they learn in church spill over into their weekday life and voting habits. 

108

The Mexican Foreign Ministry on Tuesday condemned the latest death, saying that "the use of firearms to repel attacks with stones represents disproportionate use of force, particularly coming from authorities who have received specialized training."

The Mexican Foreign Ministry added that the ritual kidnap/rape/torture/murder of its female citizens is enabled and encouraged by corrupt Mexican law enforcement and government parties. These bad actors have received specialized training and monetary inducements to lure victims to their horrifying demise. Ciudad Juarez: come for the tequila, stay for the sex torture murder.

So do as we pontificate gringos, not as we do.

109

Show of hands of people who are actually surprised at the news that Bin Laden is, if the leak is true, hiding in Iran.

Yeah, didn't think any of us would be.

110 I'm probably doing the link wrong, but it's worth reading.  Trust me on this.
http://tinyurl.com/2fozbzx

111

IOW - Since the birthers, who were the great white hope of the conservative movement, the conservatives lost.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 09, 2010 10:41 AM (RkRxq)

Is that some kind of sentence?

112

regarding the mexican rock throwers:

"You just shot an unarmed man!!!"

"Well, he shoulda armed hisself."

113 95 #66  Not allowed to use ant-riot gear? What the fuck are they supposed to do, frown at them?

Harsh language?  A strongly-worded letter?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 09, 2010 10:35 AM (9hSKh)

Get...the comfy chair!

114 Osama in Iran? (But, he's a Sunni!) If so, Easy Bake will see it as proof that we must negotiate a fair and balanced surrender to Iran.

115 #119  Osama in Iran?

(But, he's a Sunni!)

If so, Easy Bake will see it as proof that we must negotiate a fair and balanced surrender to Iran.

Meh, it's Debka.  But I've heard the Bin-Laden-is-in-Iran rumors for the past several years now.  I suppose it's possible. 

116 Run! Giant ANTS!!!

Where's the ant-riot gear? For the love of God, where??

117

She is a Baptist.

Those are the ones that blow up planes, right?

Posted by: ErikW at June 09, 2010 10:07 AM (akvh7)

No, I think those are the Mennonites... or maybe the Salvation Army I keep getting them confused.

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 09, 2010 10:10 AM (OtQXp)

Baptists are the ones that won't make love standing up for feat it will lead to dancing.

118 My wife has a woman that works for her who laughs like Elmo Blatch

119 Show of hands of people who are actually surprised at the news that Bin Laden is, if the leak is true, hiding in Iran.

I think the report is bullshit.  I think that bin Laden has been dead for a long time and this is a ruse intended to get Obama to do something stupid in the region to put even more egg on the USA's face.

The timing is suspect because the oil spill has just deprived Retarded Barry of his "blame Bush" card.  The little punkass shit must be starving for a chance to take a victory lap for succeeding where President Bush did not.

To be clear:  My "something stupid in the region" is not a blanket condemnation of any action this country may take.  I'm talking specifically about stupid shit like old woman Carter's Eagle Claw/Desert One and that cocksucker JFK's betrayal of the Cuban exiles at the Bay of Pigs.

Take whatever incompetence you can imagine and then double it, and you still won't be close to how bad this stupid piece of shit can fuck things up.

120 Obama is like an American hero.  When it comes to Obamakatrina, just like John Paul Jones, Obama has not yet begun to fight.

121  

(Newser) – Sarah Palin may or may not have gotten breast implants. The tipster is a woman, and "women seem to keep very careful mental records about such things," Ken Layne writes "And we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday" The Belmont Stakes was Saturday, but you get the idea.

122 Not allowed to use ant-riot gear? What the fuck are they supposed to do, frown at them?

Harsh language?  A strongly-worded letter?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 09, 2010 10:35 AM (9hSKh)

Get...the comfy chair!

Posted by: Cardinal Fang at June 09, 2010 10:57 AM (v+QvA)

Nerf weapons if you absolutely must.

123

I did a site:minx.cc Google, and anon poster with hash "rgmn+" has never posted anything beyong comment #39. It's posting OT. It presents its argument in a most ferrety fashion; and is askeered of conservative Protestant Christianity ("scary religion"). It thinks Blanche Lincoln(!) has a chance.

I don't buy for one instant that s/he gives a shit about Republican fortunes. There is no way to validate what manner of "independent" his friends are.

Do we have an IP for this one? This is textbook Axelturfing. It needs to be brought up to the main page as a Senate Democratic Party election scheme.

124 Posted by: Bret Michaels Wig at June 09, 2010 11:07 AM (z3502)

Hey, asshole!  If it isn't a link, then don't make it blue.

125 My mother just told me that the Arkansas libtard governor is my cousin. Thank god for WWII and my dad getting out of there or I'd probably be a libtard too.

Posted by: dagny

My two older children were born in Arkansas and they're bitter, Bible-clinging Conservatives.

126

After Clinton's election I had a bumper sticker made that said, "Don't blame me, I voted for Hoover." 

So... you wrote in Monica Lewinsky?

127

Posted by: MikeO at June 09, 2010 11:09 AM (lBmZl)

I don't know why those words are blue or even why the sky is blue.

Yes, I am an asshole.

128
Posted by: Bret Michaels Wig at June 09, 2010 11:07 AM (z3502)

Ahh, attempted smearing with teh awful 'FAKE BOOBIES' meme.  Interesting.

129 TALIBAN fighters are burying dirty needles with their bombs in a bid to infect British troops with HIV, The Sun can reveal. Hypodermic syringes are hidden below the surface pointing upwards to prick bomb squad experts as they hunt for devices.

The heroin needles are feared to be contaminated with hepatitis and HIV. And if the bomb goes off, the needles become deadly flying shrapnel.

That's a lie 'cause I know for a FACT that the HIV virus was created by Jews to wipe out the African-American population.

130

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 09, 2010 11:13 AM (fx8sm)

I know it doesn't make a damn to me whether hers are real or..ahem.. "enhanced". She's hawt.

131

I just bought an engagement ring, so is my life over now or after she says yes?

It's over once she says yes because even if the engagement is broken off, good luck getting that ring back.

132 The guy who finished a distant 2nd to Sikh Party candidate Nikki Haley may drop out today.

I posted a quote from HA early this morning where the national Republican Gov association is calling for him to drop out so she can concentrate on the Dems.

He may do that.  It will give him cred and he wasn't involved in any of that mudbath. It sounds like the State Party is going to crack down on that shit this week as well.

133 Mickey Kaus lost the primary.  GOP chances for the senate seat went from "snowball in hell" to "no way, Jose".

134 Fox and (PAB) is whining about the poor 15 year old rock thrower who was shot.

135

Many times she would tell me that if I had ever seen anyone in a soup line, I would never vote for a Republican. 

Reading this, knowing the way that FDR exacerbated and prolonged the depression, really pisses me off.  Too many people have no clue how wealth is created.

136 Palin breast implant rumours story here. (It has an open commenting policy, so feel free to say "fuck you" to anyone in the comments section you want to.)

137

. And if the bomb goes off, the needles become deadly flying shrapnel.

If the bomb goes off, I'm thinking that HIV is the least of your problems.

That whole idea seems pretty far-fetched to me.

138 Rabbi Receives Death Threats Over Helen Thomas Video

"[Thomas] is just a little cherry on top of this huge, huge sundae of hate in America."

139

. And if the bomb goes off, the needles become deadly flying shrapnel.

If the bomb goes off, I'm thinking that HIV is the least of your problems.

That whole idea seems pretty far-fetched to me.

Posted by: HH at June 09, 2010 11:29 AM (6oDXl)

Reminds me of the Symbionese Liberation Army (the leftist terrorists that kidnapped and turned Patty Hearst).  They put cyanide on their bullets because just shooting someone wasn't evil enough.

140

If the Mexican border situation escalates (lets say, it goes from Condition Anaranjado to Condition Rojo con Frijoles y Pancho Villa), and our HS/military defenders come under fire, then what does our overwhelmed young President do? 

Does he default to his normal approach, which is to assign blame on the conservative elements in this country, or does he decide he needs a cullo to kick on the Mexican side?  Do the defenders start taking matters into their own hands, and if so, when do we see tanks start rolling into DC?  How should I begin the novel....    

141

regarding the mexican rock throwers:

"You just shot an unarmed man!!!"

"Well, he shoulda armed hisself."

If he has no arms, how did he throw the rocks?

142 Not tanks. Tanquos

143

Zero's new logo.  Scroll down.  http://tinyurl.com/27t7qfe

 

144 152 Not tanks. Tanquos

Posted by: dagny at June 09, 2010 11:42 AM (FoUOO)

I love tanquos, with the seasoned beef, lightly fried...good eats!

145

How should I begin the novel....    

How about..."It started with a prank".

That seems to justify everything these days.

146 Val-u-rite is a drug. Suck it morons.

147 So, the Royal Navy of 2010 has billion-plus pound guided missile destroyers that can't fire their guided missiles. In other words, each of those glorified Revenue Service cutters has less real firepower than a PT boat. This is not the Royal Navy of legend anymore...

148 When it comes to Obamakatrina, just like John Paul Jones, Obama has not yet begun to fight.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 09, 2010 11:07 AM (xxgag)

Or play bass like the guy in Led Zeppelin

149 Allah's new name for O: Kickass

I approve. Every bit as good as EasyBake.

150

How should I begin the novel....    

How about..."It started with a prank".

That seems to justify everything these days.

How about "I'm a student at a small midwestern college, and I never thought this would happen to me." Applies to short stories, too!

151 The long march of the WWII generation to Fiddler's Green is rapidly coming to an end.

I came to this realization when my dad passed away in 2005.  He graduated high school the week of D-Day and promptly joined the Navy.  He served in the Pacific until the war's end.  Thank God for the bomb.  Without it, I might very well be typing right now.

152 I have come to chew bubblegum, kick ass and fuck chickens, and I'm all outta bubblegum and ass.

153

P. S. Wouldn't a conservative be red, not blue?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2010 10:22 AM (R2fpr)

 Are you an Axelrod plant, too? Hmm? HMMM?

Posted by: The Purity Police

 

Nope. A Delaware Chicken. A homicidal one. But a good point.

154 I have come to chew bubblegum, kick ass and fuck chickens, and I'm all outta bubblegum and ass.

Posted by: "Rowdy" Barry Obama

 

Wow. Talk about bad timing on my part.

155

#158 And those missiles are for anti-air / anti-missile defense.  Only offensive capability as I read it is a 4.5 inch gun and a couple of .30 cal machine-guns.

156

"Nope. A Delaware Chicken"

Smellaware? I'm aware!

(Pennsylvania knee-jerk)

157

"Nope. A Delaware Chicken"

Smellaware? I'm aware!

(Pennsylvania knee-jerk)

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves)

 

PA and Del. The microcosm of the taxation debate. Which is won every time a PA family crosses the state line to buy stuff in Delaware to beat the sales tax.

158 TALIBAN fighters are burying dirty needles with their bombs in a bid to infect British troops with HIV, The Sun can reveal. Hypodermic syringes are hidden below the surface pointing upwards to prick bomb squad experts as they hunt for devices.

The heroin needles are feared to be contaminated with hepatitis and HIV. And if the bomb goes off, the needles become deadly flying shrapnel.

This news led Glenn Beck to call for us to start using bacon bombs.

159

"...buy stuff in Delaware to beat the sales tax."

God Bless Smellawarian Best Buy

160 The only person in the world who has the knowledge to speak intelligently about Sarah Palin's breasts is Andrew Sullivan.

161

Rockhead, my uncle was drafted while still in high school, never graduated. He finally got his diploma about 50 years later when the state gave him and other guys in the same situation their diplomas outright.

You are so right. Found a picture of our Legion post marching on Memorial Day in the 60's. Most of them, my dad included, are gone now.

If you get a chance, listen to a song called "And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda". It's about the First World War, but the last verse will tear your heart.

162 The only person in the world who has the knowledge to speak intelligently about Sarah Palin's breasts is Andrew Sullivan.

Posted by: NJConservative at June 09, 2010 12:41 PM (LH6ir)

Ah, Andrew Sullivan, groinocologist to the stars.

You can view Gov. Palin's breasteses in a couple minutes.  She's going to be on Megyn Kelly's show at 1 p.m. 

163 And the hits just keep on comin'....

WASHINGTON (AP) - Obama announces additional $400 million in aid to Gaza; Abbas says aid is 'positive sign'

164

This news led Glenn Beck to call for us to start using bacon bombs.

I think we should have a hog-stampede as answer to every trouble-spot.  It won't deter all of them, but there's a reason for that.  It was never about being devout as much as a taste for violence.

165

Sarah's Belmont breasts are real, and encased in a casual center-hook bra.  That's why they are so separated.  Trust me. I have experience with these things.

166 Sarah's Belmont breasts are real, and encased in a casual center-hook bra.  That's why they are so separated.  Trust me. I have experience with these things.

Ideas. Newsletter. Subscription (with pictures!).

167 U.S. Bond Ranking Tanks After Moody's Gives "Stinks" Rating to Obama's S**t: tinyurl.com/26mm4ft

168

175  True that -- or a really warped, twisted notion of religious devotion (hmmm, kinda like a few other ideologies I know of).

Bacon grease and dog spit...use both, just to make sure...have shirtless, menstruating women make the darn things.

Or we could do the hog stampede...

169 163 I have come to chew bubblegum, kick ass and fuck chickens, and I'm all outta bubblegum and ass.

Posted by: "Rowdy" Barry Obama at June 09, 2010 12:13 PM (GOWCl)

Unlike you, who has to put on special glasses to see your parasitic overlords, I just turn on CSPAN.

170 175  And with that: Taliban executes 7 yo. for espionage...they managed to capture him but didn't get those tricky 5 yos. (Jesus H. -- but we have to be sensitive to their cultural heritage...).

171

A letter to the Philadelphia Daily News:

Socialism isn't about handouts. The working class creates nearly all the value in America. But since we are a capitalist society, most of the value generated by our hard work is taken by a tiny minority of wealthy owners in the form of profit. This is plain to see when we observe a corporation pulling in billions in profits while so many hardworking people struggle to get by on $9-$10 an hour.

I envision a society where workers, the vast majority of Americans, can work hard and live comfortably. The only way that can be achieved is through socialism, where the vast majority of the population controls the economic system and government for the benefit of all hardworking people!

Robert Dill, Party for Socialism & Liberation

 

172 Robert Dill, Party for Socialism & Liberation

Otherwise known as Democrat party

173 I volunteer to verify that Sarah's all-natural. It will, of course, require extensive checking.

174 Except for me, of course. I mean, there has to be someone at the top running everything for it to work.

175 Banking beauty Debrahlee Lorenzana had two boob jobs, wanted to be stacked like Playboy Playmate

176 I am my own hero. I'm also my own love interest. Guess which one you're not allowed to be on a public bus. Who knew?

177 "48 46 She is a Baptist. Those are the ones that blow up planes, right? Posted by: ErikW at June 09, 2010 10:07 AM " No,the Baptists are the ones who take the survivors down to the river and drown them after you blow up the planes."

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