1 Big news today. Dems are falling apart.

2 Dedicated to LauraW?

3 third!

4

You can file this under No Shit.

BTW, a couple of sun spots yesterday, one today. Look out for those computer predicted solar storms. AAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhh!

5

Today is Bastille Day in France.  So, if you were planning to takeover the country, today would be as good a day as any.

6 In the Rhianna file: Bristol Palin is apparently engaged to Levi Johnston.

7 So, if you were planning to takeover the country, today would be as good a day as any.

When is the ceremonial burning of the cars?

8 Hey everybody, we're engaged!

9 So your boyfriends mom is an ax murderer?


Yikes!

10 That girl is apparently a slow learner. We already know she can't say "no". Her mother must be so proud.

11

In a fit of botox induced rabies, Pelosi goes for Gibbs' jugular.

http://tinyurl.com/3ya668x

Symptoms of Pelosi's desease indicate characteristic memory loss with respect to her knowing who the f--k Gibbs even is.

12 I was hoping to make the announcement myself, AmishDude. Some people just want all the attention around here.

13 In the Rhianna file: Bristol Palin is apparently engaged to Levi Johnston.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 14, 2010 09:39 AM (T0NGe)

You would think we just discovered alien life the way the media is hyperventilating over this story

14 If I saw Kathy Griffin naked in the morning light, I'd run back to Bristol and beg, too.

15

What's up with LauraW?

And the largest dead snake ever found must have been married for about 9 years. 

16

You can file this under No Shit.

BTW, a couple of sun spots yesterday, one today. Look out for those computer predicted solar storms. AAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhh!

Posted by: maddogg at July 14, 2010 09:34 AM (OlN4e)

I'm assuming that this means that the seaside Gore estate is safe for the next shakra event?

17

7 When is the ceremonial burning of the cars?

Car-B-Ques can begin any time after noon.

18 And the largest dead snake ever found must have been married for about 9 years. It was amazingly large.

19
ABC News -

Obama: Al Qaeda is racist.

20

Dave Weigel vs. Andrew SullivanÂ’s Trig Trutherism

 

 Believing Sarah Palin

 

Safe link. As NRO says, not strong enough but a start.

 

 

21

Bristol Johnston -->  BJ

oh, Lord. 

22 So, if you were planning to takeover the country, today would be as good a day as any.

Obama will soon have the US military in such readiness, that 6 Muslims, Chinese, or Illegal Aliens with unloaded pistols will be able to take us over.  I don't know whether to study Chinese, Spanish of Farsi to appease our coming overlords?

23 America Held Hostage:  Day 541

24
Liberal heads exploding all over America with...

You're a Liberal/Progressive if You Believe

25 Today is a good day to drink.

26 Well, the NAACP just took a dump. They squeezed out the last chunk of their credibility, then flushed it down without so much as an adios.

27

WASHINGTON – A new White House report says last year's $862 billion stimulus law has now "saved or created" between 2.5 million and 3.6 million jobs.

That's up from 2.2 million to 2.8 million in the last quarterly report from the White House Council of Economic Advisers.

Christine Romer, head of the council, says in congressional testimony prepared for Wednesday that every $1 from the stimulus bill is matched by $3 in private money.

She says the law "appears to be stimulating private investment and job creation at a time when the economy needs it most."

Can they still say this shit with a straight face? Let's see the economy is in the crapper so just release a new report with better numbers. Brilliant

28

In response to this current doomsday event, the whitehouse recommends that you take the following actions:

Bend over

Place head between legs

Kiss ass goodbye

29 Still quivering after that sweet girl-on-girl action yesterday on Fox News.

What's next? Sheppie-Poo Smith versus Sean "Fat White Ass" Hannity?

30

Concerning the NAACP racism resolution:

They're justification for calling the Tea party racist is based on a few instances of racism, based on anecdotal evidence. Kind of like the concept that one bad apple ruins the bunch.

 

Well, i don't have the time, but if someone were to looking into the rabid antisemitism of NAACP members and even leaders, they should compile a list and  let the TEA party pass a resolution claiming the NAACP is a jew hating organization. (if the tea party can pass resolutions, i am not sure how that works).

 

The simply fact would be there is far far more evidence of jew hatred at the NAACP than there is racism in the tea party.

31 12 I was hoping to make the announcement myself, AmishDude. Some people just want all the attention around here.

Posted by: Bristol Palin at July 14, 2010 09:42 AM (VXBR1)

First..ish!

32

 If I saw Kathy Griffin naked in the morning light, I'd run back to Bristol and beg, too.

If I saw Kathy Griffin naked in the morning light, my name would be The Oprah. And Rachel Maddow on Saturdays.

33
Do the left live to call people raaaacist?

Seems the only argument they have.

34 Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 14, 2010 09:56 AM

Has Osama Obama extorted another slush fund from BP to cover the costs of the next Big Methane Bubble Burst?

Those long-ago natural disasters had to be BP's fault. Or Bush's.

35
Given:

1) Al Qaeda terrorists are racist.

2) The Teabaggers are racist.

Therefore: Teabaggers = Al Qaeda terrorists.

Proven with mathematical certainty.

36 They're justification for calling the Tea party racist is based on a few instances of racism, based on anecdotal evidence. Kind of like the concept that one bad apple ruins the bunch.

Actually from what I saw it was based on the phony accusations of those idiots marching across the WH lawn that claimed the N-word and spitting. You know, that incident that was later shown to be entirely made up.

As I said on the other thread, the two biggest racist organizations in the country are the NAACP and the CBC.

37 28 Well, the NAACP just took a dump. They squeezed out the last chunk of their credibility, then flushed it down without so much as an adios.

It was so transparent.  They made up, out of whole cloth, some of the charges.  Some of the stuff had never even been suggested before.  They also clung to the spitting on the Congressman thing.  This is purposeful to get out the black vote in 2010.  They hope that most black people will believe the lies.  And why not?  Nobody in the media will challenge the NAACP.

38
Levi Johnston is lonely for the booty. I doubt the self-absorbed asshole has the capacity to "love".   Bristol, honey, WAKE UP.   Please.

39

Big news today. Dems are falling apart.

Excellent kickoff to my mini-vacation.

40 The Unbreakable Marine

41

In the Rhianna file: Bristol Palin is apparently engaged to Levi Johnston.

Remember when I told you that teenage girls are not known for their smarts?

42

The simply fact would be there is far far more evidence of jew hatred at the NAACP than there is racism in the tea party.

I don't even think we have to shift it to antisemitism. There has been plenty of good ol' racism among NAACP members through the years, especially the local chapters.

And, if you consider false claims of racism to be a form of racism, as I do, then it's off the charts.

43

That girl is apparently a slow learner. We already know she can't say "no". Her mother must be so proud.

But he made a public apology!  That erases everything!

44

Confirmed:  Mel Gibson doesn't hate Indo-Guyanese bushmen, the Lau Sung of China, Sri Lankan Moors, Kurds, or Finns. 

45

Do the left live to call people raaaacist?

It is the air that they breathe.

46 Lemon Kitten @ 10:00

Levi has a job? No. Bristol and baby are still dependents on mommy, Bristol still a college freshman. At this point, do Bristol and Levi realize that they finance life together by publicizing their flaws for magazine exclusives? MamaGrizzly already provides for her daughter who expects mommy to be there for her no matter what.

47 "46 Confirmed: Mel Gibson doesn't hate Indo-Guyanese bushmen, the Lau Sung of China, Sri Lankan Moors, Kurds, or Finns. Posted by: rdbrewer at July 14, 2010 10:05 AM (0ONli)" Actually, he's been quite ambivalent about the Finns.

48
Prediction:  Levi will get Bristol pregnant AGAIN, he will then leave her, and this whole charade will repeat itself.  (Media:  It's all Sarah's fault.)

And, just as the sun so shall rise, Andrew Sullivan's obsession with Trig and Sarah Palin's uterus will continue unabated.

49

It was so transparent.  They made up, out of whole cloth, some of the charges.  Some of the stuff had never even been suggested before.  They also clung to the spitting on the Congressman thing.  This is purposeful to get out the black vote in 2010.  They hope that most black people will believe the lies.  And why not?  Nobody in the media will challenge the NAACP.

 

Very transparent, and so expected as to not qualify as news. I saw this on Slate yesterday and laughed my ass off:

 

The Slatest: Afternoon Edition
Obama taps Jacob Lew to replace Orszag; Yankees owner George Steinbrenner dies; an Iranian nuclear scientist shows up at Pakistan's U.S. embassy; NAACP expected to condemn tea party movement as racist.

 

50

Do the left live to call people raaaacist?

Does Allapundit say "dude"?

Does DrewM comma splice?

Does Ace like gay porn?

51 Posted by: AmishDude at July 14, 2010 10:00 AM

This.

A majority of Americans have become so race-whipped that they won't call out any black person who cries "racism" on scant or no evidence.

I'm afraid the end result is that there will be a sharp rise in whites deciding that if they have the name, they might as well play the game. Sympathy for fake victims can only go so far, and the NAACP, along with the Osama Obama regime, has reached Balloon Boy status in the "feel me" game.

I have no regrets about participating (locally in CA) in the Civil Rights movement back in the 60s. I didn't expect gratitude, and still don't. What I expected was to help make a change in society that made stupidity like that shown by the current government, the Black Panthers and various fake "Reverends" unnecessary. On both sides of the racial aisle.

52

Levi Johnston is lonely for the booty.

He also knows where the next meal ticket is.

53 Regarding the billboard that has photos of Hitler, Obama and Lenin:

Comparing Obama to Hitler is unfair, Hitler, at least, was able to get the Olympics for his country.

54 Andrew Brietbart's retaliation against NAACP douchebaggery is swift and telling.  Go by Big Government (for one) and you'll see what I mean...

55

That girl is apparently a slow learner. We already know she can't say "no". Her mother must be so proud.

But he made a public apology!  That erases everything!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

56

Oh, and as for Bastille Day, I pose the following:

Act like Louis the XIV, end up like Louis the XVI...

57 54 Levi Johnston is lonely for the booty. He also knows where the next meal ticket is. Posted by: rdbrewer at July 14, 2010 10:12 AM (0ONli) ---------------------------- You can bet they both just made a bucket of money selling the exclusive cover story to US Weekly.

58 But he made a public apology!  That erases everything!

Unfortunately, way to many people adhere to that these days. Mumble a few insincere words, and all is forgiven. It's new-age morality. 

59

#30 Hussein the Plumber

I wish that article sounded a lot more unhinged than it does.  

Nobody light a match.  

60 AG Eric Cockholder files discrimination lawsuit against Al-Queda for having 9 white bread crackas on their cable news channel and only hiring blacks to clean toilets and wipe up after Muhammad "tingly legs" Hussein.

61 What's so sad is that the NAACP is embarrassing regular education middle class black people.  They are rolling their eyes when this stuff comes up.

62

Can't cut and paste still, but the language in the resolution, from HA is "to push our country back to the pre-civil rights era".

That's not calling a few people racist, that is claiming the movement itself is trying to do that.

I predict that I will get mad at journalists today when they print that crap without adding "despite absolutely nothing like that in any tea party literature, statements, or home-crafted signs."

 

63

Regarding the billboard that has photos of Hitler, Obama and Lenin:

Comparing Obama to Hitler is unfair, Hitler, at least, was able to get the Olympics for his country.

Chicago is out? Chicago is out? Chicago is out?

 

Also, didn't Hitler also get the winter olympics too?

64 education = educated

65

Ten Weirdest Car Names... those crazy Japs

btw, someone tell Maetenloch.  He'd like this for the ONT and I never send him anything for that shit

66 education = edumacation

67 I wonder if Politifacts will check the NAACP resoltuion and find it to  be "barely true" as well

68

Levi Johnston is lonely for the booty.

He also knows where the next meal ticket is.--Posted by: rdbrewer

Right or wrong, Sarah Palin's handling of this perpetuating mess will provide lots of discussion regarding her ability to govern based on her willingness to give in under pressure. She certainly had the money to hire a PI to cover Bristol, even on the basis of personal safety, given Bristol's stupidity factor.

How on earth does Bristol excuse her public announcement including her stated message that she couldn't care less about mommy.

69 Fat marmot eats graham cracker.

70
He also knows where the next meal ticket is. Posted by: rdbrewer

From US Weekly magazine:  exclusive!

The pair, both 20, say they reconnected about three months ago while working out a custody agreement for their 18-month-old son, Tripp. “I really thought we were over,” Johnston tells the magazine, which puts the formerly star-crossed lovers on the cover. But after a walk, Bristol says she was stunned how different her former fiancé was. Later, Johnston texted her: “I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again.” “I was in shock,” Bristol says.


“I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again.”

Code for:  "My hormones are raging and I need booty.  Plus, I love humiliating your family, and I smell meal ticket.  I'm out of money.  That Kathy Griffin gig didn't pay."

71 How large is the largest live snake ever found?

72 Come here for a second, Bristol.

73 68 Posted by: Truman North at July 14, 2010 10:21 AM (FjC5u) ___________________ The Yamaha Pantryboy Supreme! Cancel my vacation! I'm buying one today!

74 Ed "Pillsbury Doughboy" Morrissey has just posted (again) at HA about NASA's mission to make Muslims (like the one in the White House?) happy.

He writes that this is a job for the State Department, not NASA.

Excuse me? Isn't State's job to represent the United States in that self-important, isolated, inbred world called "international relations?"

I don't want my country's representatives making nice to a bunch of Islamic wackos. I want to see our interests and rights in the world protected.

In fact, it'd be good for the country morally and financially if State was reduced to something like the status and power of the California Egg Board. Or lower.

But, as Slow Eddie likes to say, "...on the other hand...."

75

Holy cripes!  There's a science to this stuff? 

http://tinyurl.com/2almqkn

I hope these guys are better than the climate scientists.  I'm counting on them.

76 "You can bet they both just made a bucket of money selling the exclusive cover story to US Weekly." The cynics just can't stand our eternal love.

77 How on earth does Bristol excuse her public announcement including her stated message that she couldn't care less about mommy.

I think we've all seen examples of people who for all intents and purposes seem to be great parents, but spawn a kid who just doesn't get it. I call it the Damien Syndrome.

78

26
Liberal heads exploding all over America with...

You're a Liberal/Progressive if You Believe

 

That's a nice article to bludgeon your liberal/leftist acqauintences with. I sent it to my moonbat brother the second he saw the word "Jewish" in there he refused to read any further.

79 Breitbart is the man.

80 I miss our child and I want you back, but first you will blow me

81 No. 55

Comparing Obama to Hitler is unfair, Hitler, at least, was able to get the Olympics for his country.

hee, hee, hee.

82 A poll at MSNBC-BS on Arizona's illegal immigration law going very horribly wrong that needs to go even more wrong.

83

Wha...?? Hail no I don't want no crackas wif my soup.

I hates every las' iota of a cracka..

...mothafucka

84

Remember this cute At-At video Ace posted?

Here's another one.

85

What's so sad is that the NAACP is embarrassing regular education middle class black people.  They are rolling their eyes when this stuff comes up.

If that is true, and I'd like to to think it is, they need stop just rolling their eyes and speak up. White racism didn't decline until white Americans spoke up.

86 In re Bristol: My good friend from HS just became engaged to her ex who beat her and threw her out a window, breaking her leg, then leaving her to crawl around without a phone with their newborn. But, in her words "Fairy tales do come true!" What is it with these women? Battered woman syndrome? I know I should be sensitive, but it just makes so little sense it makes me crazy!

87

Right or wrong, Sarah Palin's handling of this perpetuating mess will provide lots of discussion regarding her ability to govern based on her willingness to give in under pressure. She certainly had the money to hire a PI to cover Bristol, even on the basis of personal safety, given Bristol's stupidity factor.

This is a pinata of asininity, worthy of being whacked from any angle.  (h/t Jonah)

88

I imagine it went something like this:

 

BRISTOL:  Mom!  Levi wants me back! 

SARAH:  Oh dear.

BRISTOL:  He says he loves me!  We have another chance!

SARAH:  Bristol... if you EVER talk to him again...

BRISTOL:  You wouldn't understand, mom.  He loves me.  And the baby.

SARAH:  If you care about our family at all... if you care about me at all...!

BRISTOL:  I couldn't care less about you, mom.

89 #93: Yeah, pretty much....

90 Levi will leave Bristol again. But she will blow him first.

91

1)  Soccer players fake injuries (funny).

2)  Soccer players training to fake injuries (also funny).

92 87 andycanuck:  I also learned, by going to that polling page, that it takes two hours to poison a dog the conventional way, and I can give money to a certain charity.  Apparently, so they can find new and more efficient ways to poison dogs.

93 Not for anything but Palin's daughter is an adult.  So really she can do whatever she wants with her life and her mom really has nothing to say about it.  Her mom is an adult, if her mom chooses to support Bristol and the baby, that is her mom's choice.  Families are complicated.  A lot of relationships put the label "it's complicated" on facebook for this very reason.  Governing is cut and dry compared to mothering.(per my mom who says this all the time, about mothering being difficult and their being no handbook and you do your best).  So any idiot who thinks they can draw a parallel with Sarah Palin's mothering and her governing is really barking up th wrong tree.  One, the mothering is based on love and emotion.   The other, governing, is based on fact (at least it should be) and the will of the people.  There is no comparison and this will be a great way to alienate those soccer moms who are big supporters of Sarah Palin (the ones who admit it and the ones in the closet who don't).   I think Sarah Palin is doing a great job with her daughter by not dictating how her daughter should live her live and by not asking the daughter to do certain things for the sake of Palin's political career.

94

I found three articles claiming to debunk the Methane Bubble Apocalypse End Times.  That Helium article apparently circled the world several times over the last couple days. 

This one admits there is a large methane seep, but no worries.  Uh-huh. 

95 Red Eye had Jill Dobson and Dana Loesch on last night, but Fox News' stupid video player still doesn't have clips from the show up yet.

/shakes fist at universe in futile gesture of rage

96

Concerning Bristol marrying Levi, it  could be worse, no matter what she does she won't turn out to be as big a failure or embarrasment as Ron Reagan.

97 Oh, nevermind, they're looking for ways to not poison dogs.  I'm glad I didn't donate-- I really dodged a bullet there!

98 Star Wars according to a three year old kid.  Very cute.

99 Hussein the Plumber- how credible is that site?  I don't want to believe a word of it.
That doesn't mean it isn't true, just that I don't want it to be true.

100 Posted by: Ben at July 14, 2010 10:38 AM (wuv1c)

you forgot me already?

101 Posted by: Beagle at July 14, 2010 10:38 AM

You mean it's NOT Bush's/BP's fault?

You, Mr (or Mizzz) Beagle, are a racist.

102

What is it with these women? Battered woman syndrome? I know I should be sensitive, but it just makes so little sense it makes me crazy!

This is her "first love".  My oldest had one of those.  Clung to him for 3 years (during which he cheated on her numerous times) and finally got him to marry her.  2 months later, he informed her he had a girlfriend and she was pregnant.  My daughter tried to repair things but finally gave up when he announced his plan to move the chick in with them.  She's now divorced and much, much smarter.

103 Levi makes me want to smoke. Well, not smoke, but you know.

104 Besides regular folks now calling each other "racist"....of all colors btw....people are also making the joke "well, it's all Bush's fault" when something goes wrong and then they are laughing and rolling their eyes...it's funny to watch.  the clerk in Wally mart couldn't get the bags apart and she was like "well it's all bush's fault" and all of us on the line laughed.

105 Man-on-the-street responses to the Dodd-Franks financial services bill: tinyurl.com/2dskcz5

106 A great article about how Precedent Fershizzle fucking around in the financial markets are probably going to lead to higher food prices.  While the article doesn't say that directly, it's a given.  This is the way futures and derivatives are used in the real world:  http://tinyurl.com/29cl7ey

107 *cough*

108 91 Alex

Some women believe what they hear because it's what they want to believe. 
I sincerely hope that Ms. Palin's engagement is a long one so that she can finish her degree and Mr. Johnson can prove his sincerity, maturity, and commitment--and so that she can call it off if he proves otherwise.

109 Levi's going to marry that faker????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11!!11111!!!!11!!!

110 "115 91 Alex

Some women believe what they hear because it's what they want to believe. 
I sincerely hope that Ms. Palin's engagement is a long one so that she can finish her degree and Mr. Johnson can prove his sincerity, maturity, and commitment--and so that she can call it off if he proves otherwise.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 14, 2010 10:45 AM (juCXq)"

That is a great post.   No one but the two of them can control the situation.  I think Sarah Palin is wise enough and smart enough to realize this and I give her a lot of credit for that.  A lot of mom's would have their fingerprints all over this one by now.

111 O/t:   hahhahah my friend just found out she doesn't get the money in her tiny trust fund until she is  35.   I wonder how her parents knew to do that cause they were so right.

112

Anybody catch Laura Ingraham call out Bill O' last night. Called him a Obama kool-aid drinker and an apologist (para) he looked irked with her, it was sweet. Something must have been in the water yesterday at Fox given MK's beat down of Powers was soooo dippingling good as well.

    

113
A great article about how Precedent Fershizzle fucking around in the financial markets are probably going to lead to higher food prices.  While the article doesn't say that directly, it's a given.  This is the way futures and derivatives are used in the real world:

I linked to that article on Monty's financial briefing thread. I still don't fully understand futures and derivatives, but this article explains the basics pretty well.

It also makes it clear that the new regulations = more economic damage.

114 Best news in a long time: Beavis and Butt-Head are coming back: http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/they_re_back_PZVN8lcKHQYVIYx3xAJRtM

115

curious 64 What's so sad is that the NAACP is embarrassing regular education middle class black people.

"Middle class black people" with a "regular education" means functionaries in various levels of government, human-resources managers, diversity officers, university officials and workers in nonprofits. I'm intrigued that you think that the NAACP is embarrassing them.

116

Well crap for Barry!  This will not help the "narrative".

http://tinyurl.com/2u77q8z

Wanna bet they'll do it anyway?  Wanna bet our good buddy Sen. Brown will be enthusiastically in Barry's camp on this one?

They'll be other jackasses on the Repub team too, no doubt.

117 Best news in a long time: Beavis and Butt-Head are coming back

They've been back since November 2008 election, they were renamed Barak and Joe.  It didn't work out so well...

118

It's never too early in the moring to get in a C&L troll fellow morons.

So get your socks on and say everything you ever wanted to say to a lefty.

119 More nanny-state BS from the great fiefdom of Chicago.

Taxes To Fight Obesity?

120

Anybody catch Laura Ingraham call out Bill O' last night. Called him a Obama kool-aid drinker and an apologist (para) he looked irked with her, it was sweet. Something must have been in the water yesterday at Fox given MK's beat down of Powers was soooo dippingling good as well.

I can not reiterate my hatred for Bill O'Reilly enough. I think the biggest problem for the conservative movement is the people who we have representing us in the media. When people see O'Reilly and Hannity, how can they help but think we are self absorbed idiots who know very littlle

121

If that is true, and I'd like to to think it is, they need stop just rolling their eyes and speak up. White racism didn't decline until white Americans spoke up.

I'm hearing AAs speak up on local and national media. A Black Tea Partier from Philadephia called in to Bennett's show this morning, refuting the NAACP tea party racism claim. And I've heard AA personalities disagree with Jesse Jackson's comments about Lebron being a slave. How many Black conservatives are running for congress this year, about 30 or so? The AA middle class is waking up to the reality that there is a choice for them besides the old school race industry jokers.

122 120

Anybody catch Laura Ingraham call out Bill O' last night. Called him a Obama kool-aid drinker and an apologist (para) he looked irked with her, it was sweet. Something must have been in the water yesterday at Fox given MK's beat down of Powers was soooo dippingling good as well.

    

Posted by: dananjcon at July 14, 2010 10:52 AM (pr+up)

She caught him neck deep in both Barry's and Michelle's ass.  His condescending push back was way lame.

123

Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 14, 2010 10:57 AM (Yhus3)

Either you type really quickly or I read very slowly.

That was going to be my retort.

124 Posted by: Zimriel at July 14, 2010 10:55 AM (9Sbz+)

I'm using my friends as a barometer.  They are embarrassed by this.  One of my friends likened it to the salem witch trials.  he was correcting me for likening it to the McCarthy era.  The running joke among my friends is "thank God I'm not a white male, now they are the ones the bigots are after".  I'm  seriously beginning to think all these stupid organizations have no connections with real people, these people in these organizations don't get out much, don't associate with anyone but those in the organization so of course they are going to think like an organization robot and not realize that people in the real world are literally laughing at them and making jokes about them.  Jokes are a great way to distance yourself from something you think is not right, doesn't resonate with you.

125

Holy crap!  Zombies come out firmly against Reid.

http://tinyurl.com/33bvvqp

 

126 Jeebus.  I just had to turn on The View to see what Laura Ingraham does to those idiots.  I feel brain cells dying already.  That scrunt Joyless Behar is sitting next to Laura and looks like she's swallowed a crate of lemons.

127 Some may see this as minor....but to me it just illustrates the complete arrogance and contemptuosness of the fuckheads in congress

128 Posted by: Ed Anger at July 14, 2010 10:53 AM (7+pP9)

I have a lot in common with Ace.  He doesn't always read the blog, and I don't always read the comments.  Sorry.

129

She caught him neck deep in both Barry's and Michelle's ass.  His condescending push back was way lame

Here's my beef....

Let's go to our body language expert....

I'm just looking out for the volk....

Greedy oil companies screwing the folks....

blah blah blah fair shake...

Here's what I think....

Culture Warrior....

I love the second amendment, but in emergencies guns should be taken from americans.....

I have to show a clip of barely pixelated porn for 40 seconds so i can do this story that is of no real importance to the average american or national dialogue...

I went to a synangogue and they didn't say merry christmas, so I won't be buying hamentashen there....

Here's why I think you're wrong....

I could go on, but that starts to sum up why i hate Bill O'Reilly so much.  He belongs back on A Current Affair.

130

Best news in a long time: Beavis and Butt-Head are coming back.

Heh, heh, "coming."

 

131

"Middle class black people" with a "regular education" means functionaries in various levels of government, human-resources managers, diversity officers, university officials and workers in nonprofits.

And IT professionals, and engineers, and health professionals, and entrepreneurs, and conservative Christians who get that Barack is not God...

... do you believe that workers of any race in the occupations you mentioned enjoy seeing their paychecks reduced by more taxation?

132 Out, out damned sock!

133 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2010 11:05 AM (UOM4

All you need to know about joyless is that SNL has a guy playing her.

134 (49) Actually, he's been quite ambivalent about the Finns.

Posted by: Hmong Anti-defamation League at July 14, 2010 10:09 AM (VXBR1)

That's good to hear, but he can blow Bubbles first.

135 I think Sarah Palin is doing a great job with her daughter by not dictating how her daughter should live her live and by not asking the daughter to do certain things for the sake of Palin's political career.

Yeah, but at some point in their lives don't your kids owe you just a teeny bit of allegiance?

136 dri, that is fucked up.

137

131 120

I loved the "Garden is a prop" line, truthfuth and snarkful, all Billo could do, was his judge Smails giggle/act and dismiss Laura as a "cook,." Pathetic really, He's lucky he gets the A-list guests...its the only reason i watch.

 

138

Also on O'Reilly

Does anyone notice that his examples of how to use the word of the day is always:

 

Don't be a __________.  

 

I don't think it really helps people understand how to use the word in a sentence.

139 How I wish Fox would switch places with Megyn and Bill O.  And what's up with Sheppy having two time slots?

140 Caught part of a segment on Fox news of Christies in NYC doing an auction of all the Roy Rogers memorabilia, including Trigger. 

Roy's son explained that it was getting too expensive to keep. It is sad when you think about it. I suspect too expensive because of ruinous property taxes in CA.

Just looking at the stuff on display there was a lot of stuff I wouldn't mind having (Trigger was not one of them). 

141 That scrunt Joyless Behar is sitting next to Laura and looks like she's swallowed a crate of lemons.

Heh. That's exactly the way Harry Reid looks most of the time. Liberals are such tragically unhappy folks.

142

151 How I wish Fox would switch places with Megyn and Bill O.  And what's up with Sheppy having two time slots?

I have naked pictures of Rupert!

143

And IT professionals, and engineers, and health professionals, and entrepreneurs, and conservative Christians who get that Barack is not God...

... do you believe that workers of any race in the occupations you mentioned enjoy seeing their paychecks reduced by more taxation?

Are those kinds of people likely to join the NAACP???

144

"Confirmed:  Mel Gibson doesn't hate Indo-Guyanese bushmen, the Lau Sung of China, Sri Lankan Moors, Kurds, or Finns."

Bastard.

145

How I wish Fox would switch places with Megyn and Bill O.  And what's up with Sheppy having two time slots?

My biggest concern is that they  O'Reilly will pull a Larry King and never retire, or that if he retires they give his slot to Hannity.

I would much rather a Mark Levin type have that slot. I am tired of our representatives on TV being well meaning idiots.

 

146 Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 14, 2010 11:08 AM (554T5)

I hear you but I'm feeling that Bristol is having a rough time and is very confused.   All she needs is pressure from mom and that might make her make a wrong decision.  A lot of my friends go for the bad boy their mom doesn't like when their mom's are dumb enough to say they don't like the bad boy. A recent conversaiton with one of my friends and her mom involved "What's wrong with that nice lawyer in the Italian suit?  why do you find that hipster so fascinating?"   Daughter is going straight for the hipster and not the lawyer in the Italian suit.  Sarah Palin, is doing the right thing by backing away and not interfering.

147

Holy crap!  Zombies come out firmly against Reid.

http://tinyurl.com/33bvvqp

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber



Obviously, she's a racist.

148 Al Qaeda wants to kill Jews and treat women like cattle.  Apparently the fact that the blacks in the organization don't get good jobs is what makes them racist...

149

Bill O'Reilly is a pompous ass who interrupts his guests constantly, to the point that his interviews fail to inform.

Also, I don't think he know what he believes. But he's looking out for us, or something. I feel better already.

150

I can't stand Sheppy.  I don't even watch Fox any more unless I happen to be up and Red Eye is on.

Exactly!

 

I wish I had fox business news, they have a better lineup that fox news.

151 Laura Ingraham could easily replace Bill O.  Just imagine a line-up of Megyn Kelly, Laura, and *can't remember the name of the really smart brunette who was on Megyn's smack-down of Kirsten yesterday*.  Imagine the boost in evening ratings.

152 Shep had always been a "special" little boy.  Oh, how I loathe him!

153

over at HA.

In a woman's obituary, "In lieu of Flowers, please vote against Harry Reid.

154

I wish Neil Cavuto's show was moved from 4 to 7. I like him a lot but I am not home in time to watch his show.

155 One of my friends was saying that "the mormons ditched hannity".  Can't find anything about this, anyone know if it is true.  Of course this friends thinks they ditched hannity to bring more attention to Beck cause he is a mormon.

156

Imagine the boost in evening ratings.

And in other places...

That lineup would make me install a TV over my bunk.

157 Hoo boy.  Laura's reading from her new book, dissing the First Couple, and Joy looks like her head is going to rocket off her shoulders.

158

"I don't think it really helps people understand how to use the word in a sentence."

Similar context provides the understanding.  Every word is an undesirable frame of existence.  He adds or drops the article appropriately.

Don't be a popinjay.
Don't be jejune.

Grammar is the most important thing in life, don't you agree?

159

"In a woman's obituary, "In lieu of Flowers, please vote against Harry Reid."

OH NO!  Who died?

Moronette roll-call, stat!

160 I can't take any more of this trainwreck.  Buh-bye View.  And that idiot Elisabeth Hasselbeck.  Jeebus.

161 Speaking of Fox News hot girl on girl action.

162 Come here for a second, Bristol.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly 

Exactly the wake-up that girl needs.

163 Re: Fox Business News--I didn't realize it until a few days ago, but you can watch Stossel's show at Hulu. http://goo.gl/0MZP

164 Laura Ingram was on Savage last night.  He called her one of his dearest oldest friends.  At a time when people are avoiding association with Savage because of the stuff going on with Britain Laura Ingram is true to herself and she does what she wants to do, she went on his show and hawked her book and it was a great interview.

165

"I wish I had fox business news, they have a better lineup that fox news."

DEMAND IT!

166

I wish Neil Cavuto's show was moved from 4 to 7. I like him a lot but I am not home in time to watch his show.

Posted by: Ben at July 14, 2010 11:16 AM (wuv1c)

Hi.

167 OMG.  Behar and Ingraham are about to come to blows. 

Okay.  Enough.  I'm turning it off for real. 

168

I have a suggestion about Obama's new campaign theme. Obama, as usual, is setting up an Either-Or choice. 

He is saying: Either go Forward with Obama or, go Back to the guys (GOP) that 'got us into this mess'.

Heh.  How about the truth?

Either go Forward into Socialism, trillion dollar deficits and massive government control or, go Back to American values, to individual freedom and responsibility, private enterprise, limited government and The Constitution.

169

People I can't stand:

Shep Smith

O'Reilly

Shep Smith

um

O'Reilly, and

Gretchen Carlson

and O'Reilly

170

"Confirmed:  Mel Gibson doesn't hate Indo-Guyanese bushmen, the Lau Sung of China, Sri Lankan Moors, Kurds, or Finns."

Bastard.

Posted by: Ferb at July 14, 2010 11:12 AM (wEYaf)

Consider Danny Glover's dilemma.  On one hand, Mel hates blacks.  But on the other hand, Mel hates Jews.

171 I heard woopie is defending mel gibson, is that true?

172

When I saw the "Porky-Pig-gets-beaten" headline, I immediately thought that the perps were Muslim. I denounce myself.

173

O'Reilly thinks it's about him.  So does Shep.  It's the network and the time slot, boys.  Not you.

Shep trying to do that chummy guy thing makes me want to throw up.  He is not a guy I'd want to have a beer with.  And O'Reilly jabbering merely for the sake of talking.  Most of the time he's simply re-stating what the guest just said--not advancing the discussion, wasting time, as it were.

174 rdbrewer@#183

Please add Steve Doocy to that list. 

175 It's the first time in years that I haven't watched the game and, of course, my NL wins.

I'm a Jonah.

176 If the Braves make the World Series, will the games sell out?

177

Speaking of O'Reilly, he actually defended the use of NASA as a Islamic da'wa and historical revision agency. 

Nobody is talking about this angle, but tasking NASA to talk up Islam is the actual ESTABLISHMENT of religion.  When governments proselytize for a particular faith, that's the whole enchilada.

O'Reilly is trying to look moderate.     

178 The problem with the Bristol Palin stiuation is that Bristol and Da Monkey boy don't fear Todd. Fear is a useful tool. I have used fear to correct imbecile behavior numerous times. Tis better to be feared than loved in some cases. And Bristol and Da Monkey boy is one of those situations. Da Monkey boy should fear for his pitiful life. Todd, stop being a pussy and kick some ass that needs kicking real bad.

179

Jane - Mrs. Reason used to watch The View a lot, until the episode with Glenn Beck.  That was when it finally clicked in her mind that watching The View only made her feel angry at the television, and unfairly caricatured about who she is as a Christian conservative for an hour.  Stopped watching, and has never looked back. 

She's a much happier person to talk to during the lunch hour now, too...

180 The only reason I was watching The View was because I knew Laura would be on today.  Haven't watched the show in years.  Won't again.

181

"Behar and Ingraham are about to come to blows."

HELL YES THEY ARE!

182 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2010 11:27 AM (UOM4

I didn't put it on, but watching it through your commentary made me aggravated anyway.

Laura Ingram is lovely and always fair and nice.  It was, for laura, like going into a den of wolves, laura has a brass set to do that.

183

I have a lot in common with Ace.  He doesn't always read the blog, and I don't always read the comments.  Sorry.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 14, 2010 11:06 AM (5aa4z)

Heh. I don't care if you read the lame-ass stuff I post or link to.

I was just agreeing with you about the article. It suggests further economic chaos.

184 OMG.  Behar and Ingraham are about to come to blows. 



If it's a battle of wits, my money would obviously be on Laura.  If it comes to blows, however, I'd have to go with Joyless.  She has a certain, qu'est que c'est?, Damien's nanny quality.  And I think she'd probably be backed up by a hell hound or two.

185
Ingraham by TKO in the 1st round!

186

US Govt Demands Access to Europe's Banking Records Under Guise of Fighting Terrorism.  Uh-huh.

http://bit.ly/amHQfJ

187 Oh dear God, Beck is discussing the FLOTUS's dress that she wore to the gulf.  I think there was a pic on drudge.  To Beck it looks like a white dress with oil stains on it.   He thought it was a poor choice to wear to the gulf.

188

Guess what?  This is the first time I've watched the View.  I wanted to see Laura.

Where's Babawa Rawlters? 

189

Where's Babawa Rawlters? 

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 14, 2010 11:31 AM (0ONli)

I think she makes money on the show whether she is there or not.  Often, according to my friend who faithfully watches, she isn't there.  My friend tells me she got married recently and is having fun.

190 If I were Todd Palin, I would offer the brain dead Bristol a choice: You can stay on the gravy train until you have a functional brain and a degree, or you can throw all this away for the opportunity to have your leg humped by an uneducated shit eating stray dog. What's it gonna be?

191 Posted by: maddogg at July 14, 2010 11:33 AM (OlN4e)

Bristol looks like the type who would take the latter which is why I think they are parenting her the way they are. 

192 i love beck..........i adore beck.........i listen to his radio show........i watch his tv show.......i just finished his "overton window" book.....wtf?  i get what he's saying but seriously glenn, wtf? 

193 Iowahawk presents the farcical tale of to Vicars Albert & John in the manner of Geoffrey Chaucer.

194 What's it gonna be?


Are you saying that she's up Dawson's Creek without a paddle?

195

She had recent heart surgery.

Posted by: polyverbs at July 14, 2010 11:34 AM (m2CN7)

ooo my go to friend didn't know that.  Sorry to hear that, hope she's ok.

196 Bristol looks like the type who would take the latter which is why I think they are parenting her the way they are. 

Posted by: curious at July 14, 2010 11:35 AM (p302b)

In that case, I'd help her pack and wash my hands. Stupidity always rewards itself.

197

RS McCain links AoSHQ article: What would King Samir Shabazz say about Megyn Kelley and Kirsten Powers? http://bit.ly/cE272C

"The relevant quote comes at about the three-minute mark. Everybody else has already blogged this — I got it at Ace of Spades HQ Â— and I agree it might well be the Most Awesome 10 Minutes in Fox News History"

198
Should have switched channels from the View.  They just introduced Mr. Barbra Streisand.

199

156

I don't know who the NAACP  claims as its members. AFAIK it could be populated mainly by white liberals from the UWS and Berkeley CA. The point being made was that the NAACP is losing relevancy with the Black middle class, especially among the youth. And the Black middle class encompasses more than just  public service employees.

200 Re Financial Regulation: CNS reported several weeks ago that the bill includes provisions allowing the government to monitor and collect data on private, individual bank accounts for any reason without a warrant, and to keep the data for three years. I haven't heard any more about this, so I don't know if it's still in the bill. I suspect no one will know the real contents for some time. http://goo.gl/AJTP

201

"Beck is discussing the FLOTUS's dress that she wore to the gulf.  I think there was a pic on drudge."

It is.

And it is awful completely on-par with everything she ever wears.

202 Fish@219

You'll have to watch for me.  The stupid coming off that table, Laura being the exception, hurts.

Courage!

203 So, if they were about to come to blows, why turn it off?!?!??!?!?!

204 Other than "fuck the naacp", I've got nothing.

205

"So Obama wants to cut up to 40% of our nukes but won't do a damn thing to keep just one out of Iranian hands."

HEY, when you put it like that...I think I see a way to kill two birds with one stone here!

206
214 Iowahawk presents the farcical tale of to Vicars Albert & John in the manner of Geoffrey Chaucer.

Actually it's more in the picaresque style of Henry Fielding and/or John Cleland.

Man, did that come out homo.

207 So there are these stupid privacy laws where your own mom can't ask a question about your health unless she has your written permission given to the doctor but it's going to be ok for the government to know everything about you, your health, you weight, your healthy (or not) financial situation, I mean even the size of your panties?  And what are they going to do with said information?   Are they going to tell  you lose weight or else?  Are they going to tell you, fix your financial situation or else?  and, if you decide to go into "public service" can they then manipulate you with the information in the government data base like apparently spies manipulate scientists in movies?

208   i get what he's saying but seriously glenn, wtf?

Huh? Context please?

209

Oh dear God, Beck is discussing the FLOTUS's dress that she wore to the gulf.  I think there was a pic on drudge.  To Beck it looks like a white dress with oil stains on it.   He thought it was a poor choice to wear to the gulf.

glenn needs to hire someone who can tell him when he is going a little too far. Sometimes he just goes over board and reads to much into something that isn't there.

210 I love it when Rasmussen polls are ignored.

211

 get what he's saying but seriously glenn, wtf?

Huh? Context please?

Yeah, i didn't read the book, nor do i have a plan too, what are you talking about?

212

In response to this current doomsday event, the whitehouse recommends that you take the following actions:

Bend over

Place head between legs

Kiss ass goodbye

I saw a comment on a conservative blog a few weeks ago that pointed out a Biblical passage that says near the end of days one-third of the oceans will be blood.  The commenter then cited forecasts that said the Gulf spill could spread to one-third of the oceans.  Back then, the comment pointed out how pix of the Gulf spill show the oil with a red cast.  Now that we know about the impending methane bubble, disregard that oily red cast.

213 Guess we have to go back to badmouthing Levi.

214 Please add Steve Doocy to that list.


And his lisping, idiot offspring who's on on the weekends.

215 Those Jooooos again, being smart and all.

Israel's secret new weapon? Israeli company uses nanotechnology to develop paint that makes planes disappear off radar

Imagine for a moment what the battlefield will look like in the future. Unmanned planes flying through the air; robots fighting on the ground; smart missiles hunting down targets. Now imagine that none of this can be detected on radar screens.

216 Now imagine that none of this can be detected on radar screens.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 14, 2010 11:46 AM (9hSKh)

I just sprouted some major wood.

217
Hullo morons.  I see that I missed out on some snarky goodness yesterday.

218 Posted by: Ben at July 14, 2010 11:44 AM (wuv1c)

hahah well, when i just complained about Beck commenting on the dress all my male gay friends came to his defense so what do I know...lol

219
Imagine for a moment what the battlefield will look like in the future. Unmanned planes flying through the air; robots fighting on the ground; smart missiles hunting down targets. Now imagine that none of this can be detected on radar screens.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 14, 2010 11:46 AM (9hSKh)

The technology developed by Muslims under the tutelage of NASA, and the turncoat bastard Barack Obama and his afixed hemorrhoid, Charles Bolden.

220
All fun and games until satellites are shot down in the first few hours of the war and there goes your command and control of said weapons.

Think we've deployed anything stealthy into low orbit for that contingency?   At least the navy?  They're pretty smart.

221 240

That sounds like....Joo Jitsu!

222 Posted by: Dang Straights at July 14, 2010 11:50 AM (fx8sm)

I never understood why BO didn't deploy the navy on the oil spill right away.

223 One of my friends tweeted that the navy is on vacation in Costa Rica?  The whole navy?

224 curious 11:21
Damn, I missed that! So she isn't one of those painted ladies at FOX?

I have recently heard Laura Ingraham doing the new radio ads for the station's hosts, specifically for Michael Savage's show. And I've heard her voice support for Michael Savage on her show when he was being sued by CAIR, long before the Brit Socialists targeted him KNOWING that Savage's radio host peers wouldn't lift a finger on his behalf, let alone say a word.

You know, despite Savage's personality, I don't see how conservatives can argue AGAINST his perspectives on the various philosophies and cultures involved in the world's politics. And since so many can't really argue with him effectively, they play the mute egotistical cowards looking on while he's abused by enemies of our Constitutional Republic.

Many years ago when I first heard his show en route home, I was amazed to hear someone articulate so well my own views. Back then, America wasn't on the verge of collapse, and his monologues and phone calls that I heard were centered on that zeitgeist before 9/11.

Now, he has been delegated by circumstance the role of America's prophet crying from the wilderness, repent for the day of the lord is at hand. In other words, destruction is at hand. Halt and reassess our positions.

I wish his peers would lend him the hand he deserves despite his spite towards everyone's weaknesses aside from his own. Beyond proving their own smallness in spirit, hosts like Limbaugh prove just how far off target from conservatism they really are in their politics. For instance, Hannity's "Reagan Conservative" and "American exceptionalism" sounds so patriotic and virtuous until we realize the fallacy embedded within egotism that excuses itself as well as excusing terrorism so long as at the moment of occurrence it is designated as "good" terrorism (Afghan Taliban) vs. undesirable "bad" terrorism (Afghan Taliban).

225

Posted by: curious at July 14, 2010 11:41 AM (p302b)

The answer is...Yes.

Next?

226

phoenix - read it, too.  The storyline felt a little hurried.  I think some of that is the consequence of Glenn's low-grade ADD.  He could've taken more time, drug the storyline out to span maybe a year (gosh, it felt like everything was crammed into a weekend!).  Doing that would've made the book probably 50 - 100% larger, and Glenn seems to have a rough cap on book length.  I've got Inconvenient Book, Arguing, and Overton Window, and on the shelf they're all about the same thickness.

(not really spoilers, but if you want to read the book without having any clue about what goes on, I've blotted it out)

I took the story as largely a case-study in how the Overton Window concept works.  You start off in the rough equivalent of the current American climate, and by the end of the book you are way off in a place completely unrecognizable, but the march there was nudged along gradually, coordinated with various other events to provide the pretext of justification, and you assume that the bulk of society goes with the flow willingly.  Now that you've seen how the concept can be used to steer the course of society, albeit in an abbreviated example, you're now equipped to recognize real-world instances.  I've read the book.  My wife has not.  And she's started to get irked at me for how often I have started to point out "nudges" in the storyline called The Evening News.

227 NAACP vs. Tea Party

Strange that no one has drawn the obvious connection   The racism charge is White House boiler room strategery.

From the Washington Post July 12, 2010 (LINK)

Progressives hope 'One Nation' coalition can recapture grass-roots fervor

Excerpt (emphasis added)

The groups involved represent the core of the first-time voters who backed Obama, including the National Council of La Raza, the Service Employees International Union, the NAACP, the AFL-CIO, and the United States Student Association. (The effort is separate from the Democratic Party's plan to spend $50 million trying to reach those same voters.)

228 So the actual bloggers just hit it on Mega Bender Tuesday then?

229 #242  All fun and games until satellites are shot down in the first few hours of the war and there goes your command and control of said weapons.  Not to mention, I'm sure there will be development of EMP weapons to knock them out as well.

True, but I was more interested in the stealth nanotech paint.

230 I never understood why BO didn't deploy the navy on the oil spill right away.
Posted by: curious

How can you sell green energy when oil is $50 a barrel? You need oil at $200 to $300 for green tech to be competitive.

At this point, we chop down our forests to burn in our wood stoves.

231 SOCK.  Me - Overton Window poat.

232 I always thought killing our satellites would be responded to the same as a nuclear first strike.

233

I wish Neil Cavuto's show was moved from 4 to 7. I like him a lot but I am not home in time to watch his show.

Posted by: Ben at July 14, 2010 11:16 AM (wuv1c)

Hi.

 

I am not a high roller like you. i don't have a dvr. if i did, i would be able to see red eye.

234 Our local tea party committee is most definitely raaaacccissst.  Except for the black mom, dad, and teenaged daughter who recently joined.

235 Those Jooooos again, being smart and all.

Microsoft's "Kinect" magic camera was developed in Israel too.  Those Jooooos can do anything.

236 Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2010 11:37 AM (+FkcS)

You have made my point for me. I don't think that the people you listed are likely to be members of the NAACP and attend their big meetings for the very reason that you mentioned, the NAACP has lost relevancy with them a long time ago.

My feeling is that people like that are more likely to join a different organization that actually promotes real help.  

237 Posted by: beedubya at July 14, 2010 11:06 AM

If I had been that cabdriver, I'd have demanded double (or triple) the fare just for hauling that disgustingly obese fuckwad around. Nadler could bend the chassis of a Peterbilt with all his jiggling bulk.

Does he get two seats in Congress? He needs one for his greasy gut, the other for the rest of him.

238 I always thought killing our satellites would be responded to the same as a nuclear first strike.

A nuclear first strike won't be responded to as a nuclear first strike, so that's right out.

239 RushBabe@236

A friend of ours alerted everyone via e-mail recently that a close friend of his who is a scientist, believes the floor of the Gulf is indeed rising. 

Scary, terrifying stuff.

240 kratos, so if they can put the paint on a plane and it won't be detected by radar, what happens if they put it into the fibers used to make clothing, can they make a person invisible?

241

"Israel's secret new weapon? Israeli company uses nanotechnology to develop paint that makes planes disappear off radar."

Thanks.  We've been doing that since the 70's.

242 Imagine for a moment what the battlefield will look like in the future. Unmanned planes flying through the air; robots fighting on the ground; smart missiles hunting down targets. Now imagine that none of this can be detected on radar screens.--Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

The technology developed by Muslims under the tutelage of NASA, and the turncoat bastard Barack Obama and his afixed hemorrhoid, Charles Bolden. Posted by: Fish

Even if Bolden's removed, everything NASA had has already been given away to Muslim nations.

Obama isn't the only one giving American military intelligence away freely in hopes of attaining administrative good graces from our enemies. Clinton gave Red China everything while he was in office.

And Michael Savage pointed out that GWBush and Obama permit Red China open access to our most sophisticated military achievements, particularly our Naval ships/submarines.

243
I thought that pig Nadler had gastric bypass or some such.  Did he burst the staples?

244 A nuclear first strike won't be responded to as a nuclear first strike, so that's right out.

Oh, I don't know.  If they took out the MSM satellites so Obama couldn't give useless speeches off of TOTUS I bet he'd be mad.

245 kratos, so if they can put the paint on a plane and it won't be detected by radar, what happens if they put it into the fibers used to make clothing, can they make a person invisible?
Posted by: curious

I thought those researching/developing for our military already achieved that disappearance act.

246 Eight U.S. troops killed in the sand pit today. 

In honor of their passing, King Barry will only play one round of golf on vacay in Maine this weekend.

247
I thought those researching/developing for our military already achieved that disappearance act.

Heard the same thing, then further news kind of went away.  Tends to make me think there was something to it.

248
In honor of their passing, King Barry will only play one round of golf on vacay in Maine this weekend.

But his playing partners will spot him 8 strokes.

249 Scary, terrifying stuff.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

The global geological plate tectonic researchers project that the ancient remaining TX Edwards Plateau will remain intact though so much else merges/disappears from recognition over the coming millenia.

250 I love it when Rasmussen polls are ignored.

My bad:  24% of the nation's voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as president. Forty-two percent (42%) Strongly Disapprove, giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -18

251

A friend of ours alerted everyone via e-mail recently that a close friend of his who is a scientist, believes the floor of the Gulf is indeed rising. 

Jane, always be leery of the friend of a friend rumor. Always...

 

252 "Texas mayor, daughter found shot to death at home"

253 "Obama leaning heavily on Bill Clinton for election help"

254

I heard the Gulf Floor Rising bit back on July 4^th on Coast-to-Coast.  So, take it for what it is.  It was fun to hear them talking about something other than aliens for a while.

255 Americans continue to be more likely to disapprove than approve of President Obama's sweeping health care reforms, a new CBS News poll shows. While approval of the law is slightly higher than it was when the reforms were signed into law in March, support for the measure has dropped seven points in the past two months.  Forty-nine percent of Americans now disapprove of the health care reform measure, according to the poll, which was conducted July 9 - 12. Thirty-six percent support the law.

256

Yasser...your outta friggin mind, get some help.

 

257 > 249 I never understood why BO didn't deploy the navy on the oil spill right away. Posted by: curious Becuase the Navy has no expertise or special equipment to deal with oil spills? The Navy doesn't clean up oil spills, they cause 'em! (by blowing up enemy ships).

258 Ok what's the deal with the gulf methane bubble? I haven't gotten a chance to check it out but is is it going to be like the racist african volcanic death lakes that kill black people and cattle every couple years? If we are going to be wiped out I'm going to max out my credit cards and take a loan out on a new porsche gt3 rs.

259 Holy spambuckets...

260 Hey what's up with my hash? RAcistKKkVegetarian? Wtf ace!! Why you calling me out like that! Fix it now! but you will blow me first!!11!!

261

From what I recall, I don't think the methane is under the gulf floor.  It has been saturating the waters around the blown out well, like the CO^₂ in soda.  This was backed with a study of the oil coming out of the well (don't have a cite, feel free to dispute this) that a "normal" oil well puts out about 95% crude, with 5% methane mixed in, but the mixture coming out of the gulf well is closer to 60% crude and 40% methane.

This methane gets stuck in the colder, deep waters.

Whatever is causing the floor to bulge will eventually give, causing the floor to cave back in.  This action will basically shake up the gulf water, again, like a soda, causing all the methane trapped in the water to come out of solution and bubble up to the surface.

This is bad in two separate, deadly ways.

First, obviously, a massive methane bubble reaching the surface is gonna suffocate anything that needs oxygen to survive.

Secondly, the bubble will sink any ship unfortunate enough to be above it, as boats rely on being lighter than water to float (not lighter than methane).  Down go the ships.

In addition to all this, the collapse of the gulf floor would result in the creation of a very large wave, only minutes away from the gulf coast, giving essentially no warning time before it crashes to shore, washing away New Orleans, Houston, Galveston, Brownsville, etc...

Again, I've got no source.  Take this as you will.  I'd love for someone to post evidence that all of this is complete horseshit.  It'd make me sleep better at night.

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Yasser's website is a site where one can chat with girls in arabic.

Typical spam, just from our racist Al-Q trolls instead

263

 Our local tea party committee is most definitely raaaacccissst.  Except for the black mom, dad, and teenaged daughter who recently joined.

Amazing what you can accomplish with a "Uncle Tom's Wanted" sign I guess..

It's just so sad to me that liberals cannot or will not see that this has nothing to do with race whatsoever.  There are people out there who are honestly concerned about the direction of our country and their trying to make a difference, and instead of listening all the opposition wants to do is hurl ugly, baseless accusations because they can't discuss the merits of their position.

 

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reason, a methane hydrate boil-off would wipe out life in the lowlying areas around the Gulf, depending on the prevailing winds.

It's been documented at a link I saw here before

Ahh, here it is

265

Yasser...your outta friggin mind, get some help.

Sadly though as trolls go he makes more sense than most.  Scary, but true.. lol

266 Thanks, s'moron...  No sleep for me tonight.

267 Are the "Black Panther Intimidation" videos being scrubbed at YouTube?

Returns: 502 Server Error

268 Nevermind,

I got it, after a few more attempts.

269

All of youtube was generating a 502 error a minute ago.

270 http://io9.com/5585294/ methane-bubble-doomsday -story-debunked

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Hey toby, thank you.

But even if that guy's hypothesis is wrong, a massive bleed out of the oil well coould cause enough of a colloape of the sea floor to let a goodly chunk of methane out.  The nuke option might have caused a cascade in the frozen methane globally.  So it's possible that this could get massively worse, but still highly unlikely.

272 Damn.  They didn't fall for the "nuke it" option...was such a good ruse...

273 You can bet they both just made a bucket of money selling the exclusive cover story to US Weekly.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at July 14, 2010 10:15 AM (uKraB)

Kids these days. He's bad news, and she's a perfect fool. Hopefully nobody dies. I wish them the best.

274 The son of slave traders accusing other sons of slave traders of racism. Circular firing squad.

275 This nice article encouraged me very much! Bookmarked your blog, very interesting topics just about everywhere that I read here! I appreciate the information, thanks.