July 02, 2010

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— Gabriel Malor

FRIDAY!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 05:23 AM | Comments (145)
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1 Hells Yeah. Fort Worth/Dallas Moron Meet up this weekend?

Posted by: I'm Quall at July 02, 2010 05:24 AM (eoYse)

2

We all know about the putrid speech on “Migration Reform” yesterday. How about this over at Michell Malkin’s site:

 

The threat of illegal alien amnesty-by-executive order

 

 We have seen the jugeared jackass try this on other fronts. If he canÂ’t get it through congress heÂ’ll just do it anyway. Oh we are in need of impeachment so bad.

 

His shit is just astounding for what he tries and the MFM just ignores it.

Posted by: Vic at July 02, 2010 05:25 AM (6taRI)

3

As part of Obama’s “Summer of Recovery” tour, 125,000 lucky individualsto enjoy an extended vacation, compliments of massively successful stimulus and Obama’s laser-like focus on…

Â… Hello?  What is it heÂ’s focusing on this week?  No dammit I canÂ’t say golf, you moron?

Â…really important stuff that this country must spend money on or people will die?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 05:25 AM (r1h5M)

4

Afghanistan Arizona border war on terrorism drug war massive escalation.

Scores dead.  (bit of an exaggeration – one score, actually, more or less.  Score is more ooouuuuhhh-ish than dozens.  Pfft – dozens!  What a wimpy word for describing a shitpot full of dead people.)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 05:26 AM (r1h5M)

5
It's Friday night, and I feel all right
The party is here on the West side
So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
Designated driver take the keys to my truck

Posted by: Montell Jordan at July 02, 2010 05:26 AM (t72+4)

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 05:26 AM (OlN4e)

7 G' day. The Davids vs Goliaths things is the dumbest thing I ever read. Teams don't full court press all the time because it doesn't work. It's extremely tiring and can easily be beaten.

Posted by: Rocks at July 02, 2010 05:29 AM (UYace)

8
From Monty's link to the Dark Lord.


"......Mr. Obama's international defeat was self-inflicted. He went to Toronto to press other major nations to do as he has done: Expand government spending, or suffer, in the president's words, "renewed economic hardship and recession."

[...]

The European Union president, Czech Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek, tore into Mr. Obama's stimulus and other spending policies in a stunning address to the European Parliament in March 2009, calling them "the road to hell" and saying "the United States did not take the right path."

If it sounds strange to have European leaders lecturing the U.S. about fiscal restraint, it should. But that is where America finds itself after Mr. Obama's 17-month fiscal orgy. ..."



oho, man.  When Euro-socialists think Obama is too far left, too big of a spending idiot... wow.




Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 02, 2010 05:31 AM (0fzsA)

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 05:32 AM (OlN4e)

10 BTW, the Sun (bless her 10 million degree heart) still has only one tiny, tiny AlGoracle splooge stain on her face.

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 05:33 AM (OlN4e)

11 FRIDAY!

I'm on call for the next 4 days straight and my family is split between CA and SC as I sit here in KY.  So no hurray from me.

Still, I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.  Let your kids know why July 4 is important.  They sure won't find out in school.

Posted by: Countrydoc (fomerly oLD gUY) at July 02, 2010 05:34 AM (131HS)

12

BLACK FRIDAY!

FIFY...did you see the jobs numbers??

Posted by: Bubble Ba'athist at July 02, 2010 05:34 AM (AnTyA)

13 Today, I'm gonna get you high.  'Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got sh*t to do!

Posted by: Smokey at July 02, 2010 05:37 AM (DrWcr)

14 Friday has been canceled until further notice.  Cutting police, firefighters, sanitation routes and park maintenance were insufficient to balance our budget.

A barely noticeable increase in taxes and fees will make this go away.  That is all we ask.

Just Do it.  For the Children.

Posted by: The Mayor of Libtarditopia at July 02, 2010 05:38 AM (ZESU0)

15

The funny thing is that when I played the violin Mario music, my husband was wearing his "classically trained" shirt with the picture of the ol' Nintendo.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ, firm believer in classical eduacation at July 02, 2010 05:38 AM (XdlcF)

16 Yo, boss! Blow me! Google to offer gay staff extra pay to allow for tax inequality with straight couples Lesbian and homosexual staff at the internet firm will get extra wages to make up for higher taxes they have to pay.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at July 02, 2010 05:39 AM (8WOM0)

17 Obama is lying about the private sector jobs ... his lips are moving but not sure what that crap is that is coming out ... mute ...

Posted by: ssfc at July 02, 2010 05:39 AM (fbhe6)

18 Oh sweet fancy Moses - Odummy is on the tube again.  Doesn't he have a tee time to make or something?

Posted by: antisocialist at July 02, 2010 05:40 AM (Rwudm)

19 Note to self: Give the Ewok some money for fireworks and vodka.



There is no possible way this could turn out badly.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 02, 2010 05:40 AM (ZESU0)

20 Hello?  Not Evil.  At least if you are not part of the Chinese Underground.

Posted by: Google at July 02, 2010 05:42 AM (ZESU0)

21 Rumor has it that it typically follows Thursday.   Anyone see a pattern here?

Posted by: fapo at July 02, 2010 05:43 AM (4RsUF)

22 Obama is lying about the private sector jobs ... his lips are moving but not sure what that crap is that is coming out ... mute ... Posted by: ssfc at July 02, 2010 09:39 AM (fbhe6) And his "shout out to the troops" is so artificial. Screw him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2010 05:43 AM (0GFWk)

23 Yeah, because our superior size and speed are of no use when a bunch of clumsy runts try to play the basketball equivalent of bump-and-run coverage.

Posted by: Goliath at July 02, 2010 05:44 AM (ZESU0)

24 The latest polls show significant Democrat gains this November.

Posted by: fap-fap-fap dragon at July 02, 2010 05:45 AM (ZESU0)

25 America Held Hostage:  Day 529

Posted by: toby928 at July 02, 2010 05:45 AM (4WbTI)

26

I can't help but think this would not be so bad if America wasn't abdicating it's role in the world or if Barry wasn't kabuki dancing with our allies (Israel in particular) and performing his mating rituals with our allies.

http://tinyurl.com/2cgfjpj

Color me naive, but I don't see anything positive coming of this.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 05:46 AM (r1h5M)

27

Lesbian and homosexual staff at the internet firm will get extra wages to make up for higher taxes they have to pay.

Is that legal? You'd think not; surely the opposite would be discrimiation.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 02, 2010 05:47 AM (XdlcF)

28 U.S. payrolls drop by 125,000 as many census jobs end; unemployment rate falls to 9.5 percent - AP

I'm missing the logic here - lose a bunch of jobs, the unemployment rates goes down?

There's some funny numbers here.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 02, 2010 05:47 AM (9hSKh)

29 Just turned on the TV...there's Osama Obama, giving his daily speech to the proles.

Christ, I wanna go back to bed. How long before people start seeing the Traitor-in-Chief's ugly, arrogant mug on drain pipes, burnt toast and medieval shrouds?

Nothing fucks up a Friday like waking up to a bad case of Mohammedan Mouth.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 02, 2010 05:48 AM (Ulu3i)

30 AFGHANISTAN !!! best war EVAH and we don't even have to raise taxes to pay for it

Posted by: Denny Crane at July 02, 2010 05:48 AM (I+7Zv)

31

Is that legal? You'd think not; surely the opposite would be discrimiation.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 02, 2010 09:47 AM

Think "Department of Justice" and "Black Panthers," Mama. Equality is now a one-way street....

"Legal" doesn't matter. Favored groups can have it all.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 02, 2010 05:51 AM (Ulu3i)

32 There's some funny numbers here. Out beating the bricks and hanging resume-paper all over town? Unemployed! Sitting at home playing XBox and eating cheetos out of a tub? Out of the labor force and hence not counted as "unemployed". The irony is that for the person in question, being unemployed is actually a hell of a lot more work.

Posted by: Monty at July 02, 2010 05:52 AM (4Pleu)

33

Rumor has it that it typically follows Thursday.   Anyone see a pattern here?

I question the timing.

Maybe it should officially be renamed "doc dump" day.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 02, 2010 05:52 AM (XdlcF)

Posted by: Gran at July 02, 2010 05:52 AM (kfrXE)

35

So that's what they've been waiting for.

http://tinyurl.com/2bpbj7y

 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 05:52 AM (r1h5M)

36 I'm missing the logic here - lose a bunch of jobs, the unemployment rates goes down?

There's some funny numbers here.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 02, 2010 09:47 AM (9hSKh)

Well, of course there are.  When you're in charge of The Numberstm, you can do whatever you want with them.  I used to work for a guy who didn't want the actual data used for his weekly meetings with the admiral in charge of the C-130 program, because then the admiral would find out that his aircraft were running 30-60 days behind schedule.  I told him I'd plug in whatever numbers he wanted, but when the squadron didn't get their aircraft when we said we'd deliver them, they'd figure out that they were running 30-60 days behind - so he could worry about explaining it to them then.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 02, 2010 05:53 AM (Rwudm)

37 I'm missing the logic here - lose a bunch of jobs, the unemployment rates goes down?

People are falling off the rolls as their benefits expire.  These people are no longer counted as "actively seeking employment".  These numbers are from the government, so they must be accurate!  Recovery Summer continues...

Posted by: Countrydoc (fomerly oLD gUY) at July 02, 2010 05:53 AM (131HS)

38

Pffff, the shadow labor-force doesn't have Fridays

We exist outside of space, time, and statistics!

We'll have 5% unemplyment in time for Ohnooz! 2012 reelection.

Posted by: ether at July 02, 2010 05:56 AM (n9G1U)

39 People are falling off the rolls as their benefits expire.  These people are no longer counted as "actively seeking employment".  These numbers are from the government, so they must be accurate!  Recovery Summer continues...

Posted by: Countrydoc (fomerly oLD gUY) at July 02, 2010 09:53 AM (131HS)



This is correct. What they never release is the Hobo Index numbers. Now those are through the roof. At the Rate Obama is going morons will be hunting themselves soon. I say we form a fund to have Dave in Texas buy a bunch of land as a moron retreat.

Posted by: Rocks at July 02, 2010 05:58 AM (UYace)

40 Zero is back down to -20 on Rasmussen. I'm so tired of fucking idiots, especially the Idiot in Chief.

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 05:59 AM (OlN4e)

41

Hey DrewM, congrats on getting Boorgard. The Rangers really will be awesome this year........

 

My Pens are going to crush you on their way back to the Cup

Posted by: Ben at July 02, 2010 05:59 AM (wuv1c)

42 Oil Chiefs Leave Meeting With Interior 'Disappointed'

"Numerous operators told Secretary Salazar that they were in the final stages of moving rigs, deepwater rigs out of the Gulf of Mexico and to West Africa and the Middle East," according to a person familiar with the matter. "We were frankly disappointed at the lack of serious attention that was paid by the Department of the Interior on the horrible economic impact that the Department of Interior's policies are having on the industry and on communities along the Gulf Coast."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 02, 2010 05:59 AM (Yq+qN)

43

Read VDH's (Even A Few) Words Matter at NRO. 

Obama is signaling an end to the Pax Americana.  Even though they may hate Americana, what they end up getting is Bellum.

   

Posted by: Beagle at July 02, 2010 05:59 AM (sOtz/)

44

RIP, Don Coryell. You brought a lot of excitement to the game of football .

Posted by: Blazer at July 02, 2010 05:59 AM (t72+4)

45 The oil has now entered the food chain.

You know what that means?

Now, you won't need melted butter with your shrimp.. You just add lemon.

That's what it means.

Posted by: franksalterego at July 02, 2010 06:01 AM (+6fgE)

Posted by: Beagle at July 02, 2010 06:03 AM (sOtz/)

47 Lesbian and homosexual staff at the internet firm will get extra wages to make up for higher taxes they have to pay.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at July 02, 2010 09:39 AM (8WOM0)

Crap like this is why I never use google.  Bing is the way.  Or any other search engine.  Anything but google. 

Hopefully someone will sue, and it will get some press.  I'd like to see them hit hard for discrimination (I know - fat chance) but failing that I want to see a lot more people abandon their service.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 02, 2010 06:04 AM (xUM1Q)

Posted by: antisocialist at July 02, 2010 06:07 AM (Rwudm)

49 50 I luvs me some Jan Brewer...

Brewer rips Obama's "helpless" immigration speech

Posted by: antisocialist at July 02, 2010 10:07 AM (Rwudm)   Barry and crew cannot be pleased at how the Gov. keeps taking the adminstration to the woodshed.  Fortunately for Barry, the MSM continues to try to spin this in his favor.  Unfortunately for him, even some on the left are kicking that pile of clothes on the floor and finding nothing of substance in it.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 06:11 AM (r1h5M)

50 I say we form a fund to have Dave in Texas buy a bunch of land as a moron retreat.

Posted by: Rocks at July 02, 2010 09:58 AM (UYace)

If the Moron Compound plan goes forward I hope there's a plan for building concrete, fire-proof bunkers.  I suspect Obie would try to insure we met the same fate at the Branch Davidians. 

Posted by: Reactionary at July 02, 2010 06:11 AM (xUM1Q)

51 I say we form a fund to have Dave in Texas buy a bunch of land as a moron retreat.

I feel like this may be a trap being that there are a whole lot of private ranch hunting outfitters down there in Texas. Your not playin loose with the word retreat there are ya?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 02, 2010 06:12 AM (tf9Ne)

52 Suggested Obama Tattoo Coverup: tinyurl.com/24pmezn

Posted by: Justin Camp at July 02, 2010 06:13 AM (nF4Jh)

53 Having 20 acres in Reeves County, Texas (while slaving away in New Jersey) is, somehow, very comforting. Texas is my destination after the next NYC attack.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at July 02, 2010 06:14 AM (8WOM0)

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 06:14 AM (OlN4e)

55

From the Brewer article:

Rep. John Kavanagh called Obama's address at American University in Washington, D.C., a ``political speech'' that, in Kavanagh's words, ``probably annoyed everybody.''

According to Kavanagh, Obama was trying to convince Hispanics that he's doing something about immigration when he really isn't. And Kavanagh says the speech was a disappointment to those who want increased border security and internal enforcement.

Snort. But other than that, what did you think?

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 02, 2010 06:16 AM (XdlcF)

56 Bullets fired by Zero's Mexican constituents hit El Paso city hall. After ? I expect the Mexican Humongous to show up any day now. That place is completely scrod.

Posted by: Monty at July 02, 2010 06:17 AM (4Pleu)

57

I feel like this may be a trap being that there are a whole lot of private ranch hunting outfitters down there in Texas. Your not playin loose with the word retreat there are ya?

Dave, they are on to us. I thought you said they were morons!

Posted by: Dave's Hobo-Hunting Friends at July 02, 2010 06:18 AM (XdlcF)

58

The way some of you moronettes dress is gonna get you raped by a pack of n***ers !

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 02, 2010 06:18 AM (t72+4)

59 Link fail. This is the link.

Posted by: Monty at July 02, 2010 06:18 AM (4Pleu)

60

Sure most of his friends have tipped completely over in that direction, and sure he was raised by pinkos and the like, and sure his heroes and mentors were marxists and maoists, but fortunately for us, the CSM is here to put it all in perspective...

http://tinyurl.com/2eqjc9q

...so we can all just grab a cool one, kick back and relax while Barry fundamentally (emphasis on the fun) changes what this country stands for, for the better.

Don't you feel better now?

Thank you, CSM.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 06:20 AM (r1h5M)

61

If the Republicans can't overcome this, even as drunk and listless as they normally seem;

http://tinyurl.com/264sv8t

I swear to cripes that I going to do just like Alec Baldwin did when G.W. won, and I'm gonna leave the country.

via Instapundit

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 06:29 AM (r1h5M)

62 62 Christ Almighty what a clueless assessment.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at July 02, 2010 06:30 AM (8WOM0)

Posted by: Good Ol' Pete Stark at July 02, 2010 06:30 AM (kb0wl)

64 Hey wingnuts:

Your lunatic ravings are gonna kill your party. Proof? You're too stupid to listen one of the few sane Republicans out there.

Posted by: Patriotic Progressive at July 02, 2010 06:33 AM (7+pP9)

65

Ouch!

Might we call this, "Greece II, the Musical"

http://tinyurl.com/2b8e8o9


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 06:37 AM (r1h5M)

66 You're too stupid to listen one of the few sane Republicans out there. Without clicking on the link, I'll bet money this is Lindsey Graham. [Clicks on link.] Yeah-huh. Thought so.

Posted by: Monty at July 02, 2010 06:37 AM (4Pleu)

67 Hey moonbat:

Go look up the meaning of the word "proof", you drooling imbecile.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 02, 2010 06:38 AM (KPT/i)

68

The Social Revolutionaries in Russia shot (and nearly killed) Lenin because he wasn't left-wing enough for them.

Too bad he survived.  But honestly, do you think Lenin is left-wing enough for the modern Democrat party?

Posted by: Damn Skippy at July 02, 2010 06:38 AM (VDgKF)

69

We really need to rid this country of it's infestation of RINOs. The shit these nutless, gutless fucks like Hatch and others who fancy themselves "gentlemen" say while letting the marxists load the Supreme Court make my blood boil. And if the NRA endorses dingy Harry, they can kiss off my membership, my Son's membership, and I'll throw out all the plaques hanging on my wall for all the money my Dad gave them over the years, which was considerable. If they can be bought for 61 million, they have no purpose any longer. The only thing that made their endorsement worth anything is their membership, if they no longer serve the members, the members will go to an organization that will serve their interests, and the NRA can go to Hell.

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 06:39 AM (OlN4e)

70

Hey troll:

You're an idiot.  Proof?  You actually believe we give two shits what you think feel about anything.

Posted by: Damn Skippy at July 02, 2010 06:39 AM (VDgKF)

71 And if the NRA endorses dingy Harry, they can kiss off my membership, my Son's membership, and I'll throw out all the plaques hanging on my wall for all the money my Dad gave them over the years, which was considerable. If they can be bought for 61 million, they have no purpose any longer. The only thing that made their endorsement worth anything is their membership, if they no longer serve the members, the members will go to an organization that will serve their interests, and the NRA can go to Hell. Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 10:39 AM (OlN4e) The NRA has denied that rumor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2010 06:40 AM (0GFWk)

72

Is that legal? You'd think not; surely the opposite would be discrimiation.

 

you have to read the whole article, they aren't pay gay more just because. They are doing to to compensate for the fact that the gays' partners aren't covered by their insurance. So it is google's way of circumventing the rules.

it makes sense.

Posted by: Ben at July 02, 2010 06:40 AM (wuv1c)

73 Well shit, the drooling retard Raykon is back. Fuck off Raykon, we are not entertaining People of Stupid today.

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 06:41 AM (OlN4e)

74

Fully 56% of Republican voters say they are more enthusiastic about voting this year than in previous elections – the highest percentage of GOP voters expressing increased enthusiasm about voting in midterms dating back to 1994.

Obviously time to compromise 'n shit.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 02, 2010 06:43 AM (XdlcF)

75 Smartist!!!

Posted by: Lying Leftard at July 02, 2010 06:43 AM (VDgKF)

76 The NRA has denied that rumor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2010 10:40 AM (0GFWk)

I know, but time will tell. Where there's smoke, well, you know.

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 06:44 AM (OlN4e)

77 The new troll sounds like a certain down-punching old troll. Either way, he/she still is teh stupid.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at July 02, 2010 06:44 AM (HpT9p)

78 Raykon and Miss Lindsey were sipping appletooney's and trying to figure out which would be the pitcher and catcher.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 02, 2010 06:44 AM (md/wF)

79 America still has not put on the sunglasses.

Posted by: eman at July 02, 2010 06:45 AM (kFytp)

80 Patriotic Progressive?  Talk about your contradiction in terms.  Progressives are dedicated to destroying the moral, philosophical and structural underpinnings of America.  Not much patriotism there. 

Posted by: Insomniac at July 02, 2010 06:46 AM (DrWcr)

81 BarryO Program to hire Mexican Einsteins epic fail!

Any idea if that 13.2% Hispanic share of the Civilian Labor Force includes illegals?

Hell, the question is relevant if it includes legal guest workers?

The reason I ask is because non-citizens are ineligible for federal civil service positions.

Posted by: MikeO at July 02, 2010 06:47 AM (lBmZl)

82

Progressives are dedicated to destroying the moral, philosophical and structural underpinnings of America. 

Of course, to progressives leftists that is patriotism.

Posted by: Damn Skippy at July 02, 2010 06:48 AM (VDgKF)

83 Breaking News: Orrin Hatch will vote against the SCOTUS nomination of Elena the Kraken.  Many thanks to whoever pulled Orrin's head out of his ass.  Next task - Lindsey Grahamnesty.  (A messy, messy job but someone has to do it.)

Posted by: Reiver at July 02, 2010 06:48 AM (Wo9tn)

84 Where there's smoke, well, you know. Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 10:44 AM (OlN4e) A BBque and beer?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2010 06:48 AM (0GFWk)

85 Patriotic Progressive is an oxymoron.

Kind of like yourself, save the "oxy" part, and not the good kind.  Enough electrons have been wasted on him and his ilk.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 02, 2010 06:48 AM (9hSKh)

86 78, ben, What about single gays? What happens when a couple splits up? Do you have to tell Google? If you don't, are you stealing. This plan does not make sense.

Posted by: eman at July 02, 2010 06:49 AM (kFytp)

87

Without clicking on the link, I'll bet money this is Lindsey Graham. [Clicks on link.] Yeah-huh. Thought so

Miss Lindsey Graham ain't the most popular  man  woman  androgyne in South Carolina..

...sure he isn't  up for re-election until 2012, but after the mid-terms he won't be able to threaten to be  a potential swing vote, so more and more of his colleagues in the Senate will just tell him to sit down and shut the fuck up..

..he'll then probably pull a Specter..but so fucking what?

Posted by: Bubble Ba'athist at July 02, 2010 06:49 AM (AnTyA)

88
"Bush admits to war crimes!"

This shit is ripe on the internet after a video appeared showing Bush saying he would "do it again" when asked about "waterboarding."  Oh my.  Now how's about some facts?

1.  Waterboarding is not torture.  The US does it to their own troops as a training exercise.  That makes our troops the bad-asses and anyone who calls it torture a puss.  So if waterboarding isn't torture,  ya got no war crime.  Sorry kids.  Gotta get those pesky facts straight.

2.  Khalid Sheikh Mohammed wasn't wearing a uniform.  Sorry 'bout the technicality,  but he doesn't fall under any protections of the Geneva Convention.  We could have put a fucking bullet in his head or hung him with piano wire.  So even if he had been tortured,  no Geneva Convention involvement kiddos.  It's like they don't fucking care or something!

3.  Only three fuckers were waterboarded.  Big fucking deal.  NEXT!

4.  Khalid Sheikh Mohammed THANKED his interrogators for waterboarding him!  Why!?!  Because the koran teaches that you must resist the enemy,  even during torture,  before you cave and start spilling the beans. (my translation)  If the enemy grabs you and starts cutting off fingers until you cry "Uncle!",  you have to let them cut off a few fingers so you can have a clear conscious after you cry "Uncle."  So,  Khalid gives up the goods and starts telling his interrogators everything they want to know after having some water poured on his face.  Great,  hand the fucker a towel.  He still has all his fingers.  No scars,  no lingering nightmares,  no permanent disabilities.  Just some water up the nose.  He told his interrogators that waterboarding was the way he and his cohorts could cooperate with their interrogators without sinning,  or having their asses truly tortured.

Posted by: Dang at July 02, 2010 06:49 AM (Chg7a)

89 TGIF indeed.  And thanks to having our interwebs back.  It went out last night and the geniuses at Comcast said they had no clue, but it "might" get back up by Monday. 

Oh, and our kid got promoted!  That's a Big Effin' Deal!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2010 06:50 AM (UOM48)

90 91 reiver i don't care that orin won't vote for kagen....i care that he won't filibuster....orin is a pussie....and lindsey is a sorry excuse for a man

Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 02, 2010 06:51 AM (ucxC/)

91 Canadian Forces' recruiting centre bombed in Three Rivers, Quebec.

So, Muslims, leftist Quebec separatists, or leftist anarchists (as in Toronto during the G20/G at work?

Kill them all, and let God sort them out.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2010 06:51 AM (7b1Uc)

92

Goddam insurance companies playing right into obamacare's hands by turning away high risk people.

Tell me it isn't sooo!  Barry was right?

http://tinyurl.com/2em42bl

Nope, he wasn't.  Just another in a myriad of lies.

HotAir

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 06:51 AM (r1h5M)

93 I'm going to celebrate the 4th by going Jugears free all weekend.  I'm going to avoid his ugly mug and grating voice and point and laugh at the idiots still sporting his bumper sticker on their cars.  Good times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2010 06:54 AM (UOM48)

94 Kill them all, and let God sort them out.

andycanuck,

I suggest that you go get your head examined.

When I refreshed, your "Kill 'em all" line was off the page.  I read your "muslims, separatists, or leftists" enumeration before I scrolled, and the first thing that popped into my head was, "Kill 'em all, and let God sort 'em out."

If you think like I do, you'd best get some help :-)

Posted by: MikeO at July 02, 2010 06:55 AM (lBmZl)

95 58 Bullets fired by Zero's Mexican constituents hit El Paso city hall.


Spent a few days in El Paso last week for my job, it's a cross between the Middle East and Mexico.  While there are nice areas in El Paso, it feels like the Third World.

Posted by: beerologist at July 02, 2010 06:55 AM (r2UKM)

96

>>> maddogg at July 02, 2010 10:14 AM (OlN4e)

I wish Abbotts letter to the president would have had a deadline in it that required action followed by a threat by Perry saying that Texas would then take all of the steps necessary to do the job ourselves.  So tired of waiting on the feds.

Posted by: Sharp Knives and Loud Guns at July 02, 2010 06:56 AM (l6isY)

97
Unemployment is going down and you wingnuts are still crying like babies. Sounds like you members of the party of no were rooting for higher unemployment.

Posted by: Patriotic Progressive at July 02, 2010 06:57 AM (7+pP9)

98 We now mention post 96 in hushed tones and with a sense of sadness and disappointment, and then assure ourselves it must be wrong. Up next, how Climate Change is tipping islands at an alarming rate. When will Cheney release the secret meeting notes?

Posted by: NPR at July 02, 2010 06:58 AM (kFytp)

99 He told his interrogators that waterboarding was the way he and his cohorts could cooperate with their interrogators without sinning,  or having their asses truly tortured.

Posted by: Dang at July 02, 2010 10:49 AM (Chg7a)

Intellectually I already know that Islam is irrational nonsense at every level - but to see these absurd manifestations of EXTREME religious legalism still astounds me.  You need a secret decoder ring to understand the "thinking" of these people.  The concept they call Allah is one f-ed up SOB. 

Posted by: Reactionary at July 02, 2010 06:58 AM (xUM1Q)

100 BTW, Raykon, as a Teaparty Patriot (we actually know what the term "patriot" means, unlike your drooling imbecileness) I am helping put on a Independence Day rally here. You are invited, I'll be the guy in steel toed boots kicking the shit outta you.

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2010 06:59 AM (OlN4e)

101 Patriotic Progressive


Oxy, meet Moron.
Moron, Oxy.

Posted by: kidney at July 02, 2010 06:59 AM (ENRGu)

102 Unemployment is going down and you wingnuts are still crying like babies. Sounds like you members of the party of no were rooting for higher unemployment.

Posted by: Patriotic Progressive at July 02, 2010 10:57 AM (7+pP9)







Yep, 125,000 job losses in June alone sounds like good news to me. Hey I know, maybe you can go look at a few of Markos Moulitsas polls and get back to us.

Posted by: Blazer at July 02, 2010 07:00 AM (t72+4)

103 Hatch won't vote for John Belushi Elena Kagan?

How principled of him.

If the senile old fart had any Dangling Courage Units left, he'd take an active role in defeating her. Do da name "filibuster" ring a familiar bell?

The days of polite (and pointless) opposition need to be over in D.C. Anything less than kicking, screaming and scheming resistance to Osama Obama and his Marxist, America-hating hordes is squishiness.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 02, 2010 07:01 AM (Ulu3i)

104 Maybe the smiley face distracted you, MikeO? [Darn 8 + ) close parenthesis!]

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2010 07:02 AM (7b1Uc)

105

Unemployment is going down

Only in your diseased excuse for a brain, cockholster.

Posted by: Damn Skippy at July 02, 2010 07:03 AM (VDgKF)

106 Yep, 125,000 job losses in June alone sounds like good news to me.
Our MFM is blowing the O administration over this too--it's good news because it was supposed to be 150,000 job losses so 25,000 jobs were saved/created! Boy, do I ever hate them.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2010 07:04 AM (7b1Uc)

107 i guess we are all too negative......it could be worse everyone....we could have a pinko/commie/red potus! oh crap!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 02, 2010 07:05 AM (ucxC/)

108 Savannah, GA Tea Party, Monday, July 5th at 10:00 a.m. in Forsyth Park at the band shell.  Keynote speaker U. S. Rep. Jack Kingston. 

Come for the inspirational speakers, stay for the ensuing hilarity as the local hippies and assorted libtards shout insults and beclown themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2010 07:05 AM (UOM48)

109 Spent a few days in El Paso last week for my job, it's a cross between the Middle East and Mexico.  While there are nice areas in El Paso, it feels like the Third World.

Posted by: beerologist at July 02, 2010 10:55 AM (r2UKM)

Coming soon, to every neighborhood near you.  Thanks to the leftists we'll reach 3rd world status in record time.  But with less order, less domestic harmony, less culture, and less hope for future prosperity than most current 3rd world nations possess.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 02, 2010 07:06 AM (xUM1Q)

110 The Nation's unemployment rate dropped to 9.5 % in June because of small additions of private jobs and large subtractions of people from the ranks because they have given up looking for work. Happily, many of these folks are forming what some are calling Community Employment Pools to bolster their spirits. In these new organizations neighboring hopelessly unemployed folks pay each other to mow their lawns and rake their leaves. Some are even vacationing in each other's houses and temporarily using their neighbors names and spouses.

Posted by: NPR at July 02, 2010 07:06 AM (kFytp)

111

Still?  Right direction?

Holy shit!  No wonder we think he's full of shit.  He's speaking a whole other language.

http://tinyurl.com/27hl8j2

I put his words in the Google translator and it came out like one of those multicolored spams on the ONT.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 02, 2010 07:06 AM (r1h5M)

112

Yep, 125,000 job losses in June alone sounds like good news to me.

Unexpected!

Posted by: The MFM at July 02, 2010 07:06 AM (VDgKF)

113 Unemployment is going down and you wingnuts are still crying like babies. Sounds like you members of the party of no were rooting for higher unemployment.

Posted by: Patriotic Progressive at July 02, 2010 10:57 AM (7+pP9)

Dipshit, what world are you living in? Unemployment number is down because more people have given up repeat given up looking for work. In other words, you cretin, there are no jobs so they don't even bother to find work. Does that sink into that dormant organ that you call a brain?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2010 07:07 AM (5HSqA)

114 Any idea if that 13.2% Hispanic share of the Civilian Labor Force includes illegals?

I still don't know the answer, but there is a study out there (found a reference to it at CIS) that estimates illegals to be 5.4% of the CLF in 2009.

IF BLS counts illegals as part of the CLF AND the illegals are overwhelmingly Hispanic, then the relevant CLF number for Hispanics is somewhere around 8%.  That figure lies between the 9.2% of new-hires under President Bush and the 7.3% under Retarded Barry, and it matches the current federal civilian employment rate for Hispanics cited at 8% in the linked article.

That's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: MikeO at July 02, 2010 07:08 AM (lBmZl)

115 My organ is never dormant.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at July 02, 2010 07:08 AM (VDgKF)

116
Unemployment is going down and you wingnuts are still crying like babies. Sounds like you members of the party of no were rooting for higher unemployment.

Wow. The number went "down" because people gave up looking for jobs; if you're not looking for a job, they stop counting you as unemployed.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 02, 2010 07:08 AM (ZJ/un)

117
Our MFM is blowing the O administration over this too--it's good news because it was supposed to be 150,000 job losses so 25,000 jobs were saved/created! Boy, do I ever hate them.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 02, 2010 11:04 AM (7b1Uc)






Yea, I noticed that too. Seems they're all running the 'prosperity montage' and playing 'Happy Days Are Here Again' because although there were 125 k job losses in June, they're claiming the unemployment rate dropped to 9.5 %. I'm like wtf ? Don't these ass wipes realize that the reason the rate dropped is because most likely folks ran out of unemployment benefits and are no longer being counted ?

Posted by: Blazer at July 02, 2010 07:09 AM (t72+4)

118 Why are leftards so obsessed with male genitals anyway?  These fucksticks are always going on about nuts and teabagging...

Posted by: Damn Skippy at July 02, 2010 07:10 AM (VDgKF)

119 The jobs aren't there, so they gave up.   

Posted by: Insomniac at July 02, 2010 11:06 AM (v+QvA)

I don't think that's entirely true; more like their unemployment compensation ran out so they're no longer applying for it but are still looking for work, just nobody *officially* knows they're looking.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 02, 2010 07:11 AM (md/wF)

120 Graham argues throughout the story that the Republican Party will eventually move away from the fringe and join him closer to the political middle but that, for now, it has shifted too far to the right.

Heh, it was just as funny yesterday, when it wasn't day old news.

Posted by: toby928 at July 02, 2010 07:11 AM (4WbTI)

121 I argue that Graham is a prick and the sooner he gets sent back to the private sector (such as it is) the better.

Posted by: Damn Skippy at July 02, 2010 07:12 AM (VDgKF)

122
Unemployment is going down and you wingnuts are still crying like babies. Sounds like you members of the party of no were rooting for higher unemployment.

Seriously.... keep up.

That was last months argument.  THIS months argument is unemployment is a LOT less than than it WOULD have been had we not passed the stimulus.  We are in a summer recovery.

If you gonna pay dues and keep your membership active.... please at least read the materials we send you.

Posted by: Media Matters Filed Director at July 02, 2010 07:13 AM (J5Hcw)

123
Graham argues throughout the story that the Republican Party will eventually move away from the fringe and join him closer to the political middle but that, for now, it has shifted too far to the right.


Heh, it was just as funny yesterday, when it wasn't day old news.

Posted by: toby928 at July 02, 2010 11:11 AM (4WbTI)





Unfortunately Linseed is safe to carry water and placate to the other side until 2014.

Posted by: Blazer at July 02, 2010 07:13 AM (t72+4)

124 The economy's recovering!!!  Strom Thurmond was a racist thug who shows the hypocrisy of all Republicans!!!  I'm a conservative!!!

Posted by: Ben (dover) at July 02, 2010 07:14 AM (pUfK9)

Posted by: Alberto Einstein at July 02, 2010 07:14 AM (AnTyA)

126 Posted by: MikeO at July 02, 2010 11:08 AM--

Best way to make money from El Sam.  as long as you don't get caught.

McDonald said that between 2006 and November 2009, two tax preparation businesses, Seguros Internacionales, operating in Spartanburg and Forest City, N.C., and Poz Servicios Para Hispanos, operating in Boiling Springs, along with affiliated individuals filed more than 10,000 federal income tax returns claiming more than $22 million in refunds.


---

Patriotic Progressive

Oxy, meet Moron.
Moron, Oxy.

Posted by: kidney at July 02, 2010 10:59 AM

I think he's met Oxy  codone, too.

Posted by: Good Ol' Pete Stark at July 02, 2010 07:16 AM (kb0wl)

127 Yikes.  The long-term unemployed (out of work for more that 27 weeks) is 6.8 million.  45.5% of the 14.8 million unemployed.

Posted by: toby928 at July 02, 2010 07:16 AM (4WbTI)

128

Reason for optimisim?

So far this year, private-sector employment has increased by 593,000 

Alas, not really

but in June was 7.9 million below its December 2007 level.


7.9 Million     gads.

Posted by: toby928 at July 02, 2010 07:18 AM (4WbTI)

129 Today was a good day. Only 250,000 lost their jobs

Posted by: Harry Reid -NV- Soon to be Unemployed at July 02, 2010 07:20 AM (AnTyA)

130 7.9 Million     gads.

Posted by: toby928 at July 02, 2010 11:18 AM (4WbTI)

And Smartass Biden said most of those jobs aren't coming back. More hope and change

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2010 07:22 AM (5HSqA)

131 Best way to make money from El Sam.  as long as you don't get caught.

Heh.  Last September, when we learned through Giles and O'Keefe and that ACORN did tax advice in the slums, it dawned on me that they are probably working a huge scam and filing fraudulent returns.

Posted by: MikeO at July 02, 2010 07:23 AM (lBmZl)

132 it dawned on me that they are probably working a huge scam and filing fraudulent returns.
I'll get someone working on that right away, Mr O. Thank you for the tip.

Hmm. Maybe the New Black Panthers can help?

Posted by: eric holder at July 02, 2010 07:30 AM (7b1Uc)

133 Next task - Lindsey Grahamnesty.  (A messy, messy job but someone has to do it.)

He has already said he would vote for her.

Posted by: Vic at July 02, 2010 07:32 AM (6taRI)

134 Posted by: MikeO at July 02, 2010 11:23 AM

Hmm. Maybe the New Black Panthers can help?
Posted by: eric holder at July 02, 2010 11:30 AM

nudge nudge wink wink

Posted by: Good Ol' Pete Stark at July 02, 2010 07:35 AM (kb0wl)

135 I would've thought,

all the patriotic progressives would be attending the memorial for the Exalted Cyclops.

Not posting on a blog.

Posted by: franksalterego at July 02, 2010 07:38 AM (+6fgE)

136 36 Apple releases an open letter to iPhone4 owners.
________________

April 1st already?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 02, 2010 08:13 AM (3K4hn)

137

America still has not put on the sunglasses.

Sometimes you have to brawl until they get the picture.  Worth the fight, but exausting and aggravating.

 

Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 02, 2010 08:22 AM (r60xu)

138 80 But he will still be a RINO unless he promises to gut her also. /s
______________________

And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Posted by: Han Solo at July 02, 2010 08:23 AM (3K4hn)

139 147 Next task - Lindsey Grahamnesty.  (A messy, messy job but someone has to do it.)

He has already said he would vote for her.

Posted by: Vic at July 02, 2010 11:32 AM (6taRI)

If so, that is infuriating.  The evidence that she's a vile leftist of the worst kind is already overhwhelming.  Is there anyone Graham wouldn't vote for?  Who is too terrible to win his endorsement - is there anyone at all?  Hopefully Kagan and her lickspittle Graham will both get some virulent cancer today and die slow, painful deaths.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 02, 2010 08:42 AM (xUM1Q)

140 If so, that is infuriating.

That was printed in a story in The State yesterday.

Posted by: Vic at July 02, 2010 08:57 AM (6taRI)

141 For those interested, yes, it was a pseudo-Commie group that carried out the Quebec bombing of the CF recruiting centre. (Assuming it's not a false claim by one group of assholes to steal the 'credit' from another group of assholes.)

Posted by: woody boyd at July 02, 2010 02:50 PM (7b1Uc)

142 > 7 G' day. The Davids vs Goliaths things is the dumbest thing I ever read. Teams don't full court press all the time because it doesn't work. It's extremely tiring and can easily be beaten. Posted by: Rocks Then why did that team advance so far in the playoffs? Also, the article referenced Pitino's teams which did well. Note the article referred to how tiring the system was. They worked out more to prepare for it - their opponent tired out first. Mainly the article is about how underdogs should not play according to the accepted dogma. If you are the underdog and play normal, you'll lose normally. Play risky and shake things up.

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