July 30, 2010

Top Headline Comments 7-30-10
— Gabriel Malor

Bleargh.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 05:31 AM | Comments (260)
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1 Indeed.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at July 30, 2010 05:33 AM (z4es9)

2 If Arizona secedes and joins Mexico, will the Federal government intervene?

Posted by: eman at July 30, 2010 05:36 AM (9Ep/N)

3 Looks like the bad guys are trying to lure the A.Q. Kahn network out of retirement.

To continue the discussion from the previous thread maybe a couple of well placed sniper shots would convince Mr, Kanh's associates that going back to work is a bad idea and they need to "spend more time with their families".

Posted by: Nighthawk at July 30, 2010 05:36 AM (OtQXp)

4 America Held Hostage:  Day 557

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2010 05:38 AM (8/oOq)

5

Well at least the economy is slowing down.

There's that.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 05:38 AM (r1h5M)

6 3: Far more likely, it renames itself "New West Texas" and...well, you make the call from there...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at July 30, 2010 05:39 AM (IkEhE)

7 Just breaking (like wind), Pat Leahy D (Murmansk) quashes the NBPP investigation. Un-fucking-real. Meh, too-fucking-real. Go to Pajamas Media for the story.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 05:40 AM (9Cooa)

8 News of the day: Amnesty by executive fiat.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 05:40 AM (/jbAw)

9 Just think about how slow things would have been had 'teh won' not ascended to the throne.  I am learning to love my mongrel overlords.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 30, 2010 05:41 AM (yQWNf)

10 Just breaking (like wind), Pat Leahy D (Murmansk) quashes the NBPP investigation. Un-fucking-real. Meh, too-fucking-real.

Go to Pajamas Media for the story.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 09:40 AM (9Cooa)

WHAT investigation?

Posted by: Tami at July 30, 2010 05:42 AM (VuLos)

11 11 Tami: It should have read Leahy quashes the request for an investigation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 05:44 AM (9Cooa)

12 National black panther party  NBPP

Posted by: Donna at July 30, 2010 05:44 AM (A77nn)

13 New Black Panther Party

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2010 05:45 AM (8/oOq)

14 Another day,more bad news.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2010 05:45 AM (lTHVb)

15

Recovery Summer keeps rolling along!!!!

July 30 (Bloomberg) -- Growth in the U.S. slowed to a 2.4 percent annual rate in the second quarter, less than forecast, reflecting a larger trade deficit and an easing in consumer spending.

“The economy is muddling through,” Ethan Harris, head of North America economics at Bank of America-Merrill Lynch Global Research in New York, said in an interview after the report. “We’re probably not going to see a really strong number for a while. We need to see some pickup in job growth.”

But Barry has created 300 gazillion new jobs already. What else can he do? Maybe guest host The View for week will turn things around

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2010 05:46 AM (1Jaio)

16 Naughty Black Panther Party

Posted by: eman at July 30, 2010 05:46 AM (9Ep/N)

17 13: National Black Panther Party: a.k.a. Democrat Party

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 05:46 AM (9Cooa)

18

Barry will not be pleased:

http://tinyurl.com/35nsrc8

And after all of those hard, incisive questions on the view.

(And those bigotted mongrel answers.  Hey, I know.)

Did anyone count the non-lies?  Because I'm pretty certain there were'nt any.)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 05:46 AM (r1h5M)

19 I know what it stands for...I was questioning that there was ANY investigation going on.  JJ has clarified it was a 'request' for an investigation.

Posted by: Tami at July 30, 2010 05:47 AM (VuLos)

20 18: How about a Naughty Black Panty Party? I'm for that. Where's Lacy Underalls?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 05:47 AM (9Cooa)

21 Naked Boobs Bouncing Playfully Investigation?  That bastard.  I knew he was in the pocket of Big Boob

Posted by: Ben at July 30, 2010 05:47 AM (wuv1c)

22

Just think about how slow things would have been had 'teh won' not ascended to the throne.  I am learning to love my mongrel overlords.

Guess you won't be attending the re-education "camp" with the rest of us then, huh?

Lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 30, 2010 05:47 AM (e8T35)

23 23 Naked Boobs Bouncing Playfully Investigation?  That bastard.  I knew he was in the pocket of Big Boob

Posted by: Ben at July 30, 2010 09:47 AM (wuv1c)

Subversives!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 05:49 AM (r1h5M)

24 Growth of 2.4% only if you believe Obama numbers. I say we have yet to have ANY growth.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 05:50 AM (/jbAw)

25

That bastard.  I knew he was in the pocket of Big Boob

Big Boob has pockets?  Nasty.. lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 30, 2010 05:50 AM (e8T35)

26 28 Big Boob has décolletage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 05:52 AM (9Cooa)

27

They're effing begging?!!!

http://tinyurl.com/2drst6y

That's how this is done now?

I need a drink.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 05:52 AM (r1h5M)

28 Speaking of the BBPP, the judge in the Newberry trial that the ass-wipes have been marching around on is now considering a gag order.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 05:53 AM (/jbAw)

29

Growth of 2.4% only if you believe Obama numbers. I say we have yet to have ANY growth.

Now Vic, don't go all "partisany" on us now.  Let's be fair to Barry, there  has been plenty of growth.  Unemployment, foreclosures and violent crime in Arizona by illegals are all areas that have shown remarkable growth!

 

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 30, 2010 05:53 AM (e8T35)

30 Sen. Pat Leahy - campaigning for a Ben & Jerry's flavor.

Posted by: eman at July 30, 2010 05:53 AM (9Ep/N)

31 Coming Soon! Mail order Russian Bride Spies! That's right. Get your own Russian Spy for a wife today. She will cook and clean along with decoding all of  your stolen clissified documents. All while wearing a teddy and 5 inch heels! Certified degrees in espiange and massage therapy.

Posted by: Rocks at July 30, 2010 05:54 AM (yLPXs)

32 #27

Vic,

There will be short-term fluctuations above and below the long-term movement of the economy. They are measuring these and calling them growth. It is still far below what is needed to create enough jobs to return us to full employment (app. 5%), but it can't beat for a sound bite.

Posted by: NJConservative at July 30, 2010 05:54 AM (LH6ir)

33

Big Boob has décolletage.

Ok, don't mind spilling coffee on the keyboard, but that shot through the nose first.. lol.. ouch!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 30, 2010 05:54 AM (e8T35)

34 Big Boob has décolletage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 09:52 AM (9Cooa)

And just exactly how does one come by some of that de... deco...  boobage?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 05:54 AM (r1h5M)

35 33: Frozen Dingleberry Surprise

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 05:54 AM (9Cooa)

36 36, 37 Beaver Cleavage could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 05:55 AM (9Cooa)

37 Russian Mail order bride named "Anna".

http://tinyurl.com/23nnhfn

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 05:56 AM (/jbAw)

38 34 Coming Soon! Mail order Russian Bride Spies! That's right. Get your own Russian Spy for a wife today. She will cook and clean along with decoding all of  your stolen clissified documents. All while wearing a teddy and 5 inch heels! Certified degrees in espiange and massage therapy.

Posted by: Rocks at July 30, 2010 09:54 AM (yLPXs)

Cool idea!  After you're sick of each other, they send themselves back.  You keep the house!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 05:56 AM (r1h5M)

39 Ass Wipe Chunky Swirl

Posted by: eman at July 30, 2010 05:56 AM (9Ep/N)

40 Russian Mail order bride named "Anna".

http://tinyurl.com/23nnhfn

I'd nail it.  Cute.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 05:56 AM (5aa4z)

41 Patrick Leahy looks like the Nazi dentist from Marathon Man.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2010 05:58 AM (lTHVb)

42 45 Szell!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 05:58 AM (9Cooa)

43

"Frozen Dingleberry Surprise"

What's the surprise!!?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 30, 2010 05:58 AM (HaYO4)

44 "Bleargh," she said, bowing dutifully at the porcelain throne after many tequila shots.

Posted by: Albus at July 30, 2010 05:58 AM (RWDLl)

45

Cool idea!  After you're sick of each other, they send themselves back.  You keep the house!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 09:56 AM (r1h5M)

Nah.  The US court system will still have you paying the bitch alimony & child support - the wage garnishments will simply be sent to her account in Russia. 

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 05:59 AM (4nbyM)

46 33,38, 42 How about Mongrel Mau-Mau Mocha Ripple?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 06:00 AM (9Cooa)

47 Pick bride today, we throw in free T-72 tank and Warsaw Pact Travel Guide.

Posted by: Russian Bride Merchant at July 30, 2010 06:01 AM (9Ep/N)

48 46: A frozen pearl necklace in every bite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 06:01 AM (9Cooa)

49 Democraps getting primed to attempt a union bailout. Fuck that sideways.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2010 06:01 AM (OlN4e)

50 http://tinyurl.com/23nnhfn

I'd nail it.  Cute.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 09:56 AM (5aa4z)

Meh.  If I'm going to the trouble/expense of importing a woman (and prolly her Russian boyfriend in the bargain from what I've heard) I'm going to save up for something that looks like Netasha Henstridge (before she got fat).  Never buy cheap goods.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 06:02 AM (4nbyM)

51

"A frozen pearl necklace in every bite."

I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 30, 2010 06:02 AM (HaYO4)

52

Oh, you mean as in, never in the history of the country has a sitting President looked less presidential?

http://tinyurl.com/35ssysd

That kind of TV history?

Plus he lied about e  v  e  r  y  t  h  i  n  g!  Maybe that's what their talking about.

 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 06:03 AM (r1h5M)

53

The sluggish economy and a 9.5 percent unemployment rate are eroding President Barack Obama's popularity and dimming Democrats' prospects in November's mid-term elections.

A Reuters-Ipsos poll this week showed only a 34 percent approval of Obama's handling of the economy and jobs compared to 46 percent who deemed it unsatisfactory.

 

You can almost hear the cow at Reuters sobbing as she typed this.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2010 06:04 AM (1Jaio)

54

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

7-2-44-28-29-33

Posted by: fortune cookie at July 30, 2010 06:04 AM (8/oOq)

55 @20

Look at all those idiotic kids in that circle.  Pampered, cushioned from reality punk kids.  Making a STATEMENT.  Whoa, aren't they so cerebral and humane with their "stop all deportation" sign.  What an idiotic thing to think.  They don't realize how foolish they are.  Poor, sad dopes.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2010 06:05 AM (Zq7bR)

56 I always got the feeling that all those incredibly hot and sweet looking Russian brides, once they get over here, will turn out to have the hearts of the coldest whore in Juarez. Then proceed to ream you like you got it coming...

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2010 06:05 AM (OlN4e)

57 So I learn yesterday from my gubernatorial candidate, Karen Handel, that once Barkycare goes through, Medicaid in Gawja will increase by......TWO BILLION DOLLARS.

I can't even begin to wrap my mind about that.  And, oh joy, the guy who owns the company D'oh runs has said it will be cheaper for him to pay a fine than continue to cover everyone's insurance.  Just great.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 06:06 AM (UOM48)

58

You can almost hear the cow at Reuters sobbing as she typed this.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2010 10:04 AM (1Jaio)

LOL!  I can just picture some quad-chinned, mumu clad, berkinstock wearing pile of flab blubbering uncontrollably over her keyboard between bites of krispy kremes. 

Nothing tastes better than the bitter tears of Leftist despair.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 06:06 AM (4nbyM)

59 59: That's just like the Clinton and Obama campaigns of 92 and 08.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 06:06 AM (9Cooa)

60 Then proceed to ream you like you got it coming... Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2010 10:05 AM (OlN4e) Hey we all got it coming one way or another for one reason or another?

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 30, 2010 06:07 AM (0GFWk)

61 In Russia, wife do everything. Posted by: Ivan at July 30, 2010 10:07 AM (5I8G0) In American Jewish Wife does..... ah I'll get back to ya on that one?

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 30, 2010 06:08 AM (0GFWk)

62 Shouldn't that be Naked Boobs Playfully Perky? NBPP.

Posted by: bigred at July 30, 2010 06:08 AM (uh7Ap)

63 63: Vlady Putin - not the Russian man's bitch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 06:08 AM (9Cooa)

64

BOSTON – Sen. John Kerry said he always intended to pay taxes in Massachusetts on his $7 million yacht but conceded he mishandled the public furor over his decision to dock the vessel in tax-free Rhode Island.

"I don't think I dealt with it fast enough, effectively enough. There's nobody to blame but myself for that," the Massachusetts Democrat told The Boston Globe for Friday's editions.

Kerry added that he did nothing legally wrong.

Yeah, he intended to pay the taxes after he got caught. And what public furor? The media barely mentioned the story

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2010 06:09 AM (1Jaio)

65 Osama Obama. Peter King. Anthony "tiny Tony" Wiener. "Deemed" Amnesty. Charlie Rangel.

How much worse can this day get?

As the True Friends of the Electric Chair like to say: "It's FRY-day!"

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 30, 2010 06:10 AM (Ulu3i)

66 Then proceed to ream you like you got it coming... well, considering what the IRS is about to do to us - moron blowing their wads on a Russian bride might actually be considered good judgment.

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2010 06:10 AM (PBsU2)

67 Beck - "62% of Americans think that America as a civilization is in decline"
He just said it....where is this "poll just out".
Beck also just said "congress is going to become irrelevant, we are there"

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 06:10 AM (p302b)

68 I always got the feeling that all those incredibly hot and sweet looking Russian brides, once they get over here, will turn out to have the hearts of the coldest whore in Juarez. Then proceed to ream you like you got it coming...

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2010 10:05 AM (OlN4e)

Prolly true.  I've heard 2nd-hand horror stories.  That's why the plan should be to use her as a retirement gift to yourself.  Expatriate to a country where womens' libbers have had less effect (like most Latin countries) and you can still use corporal punishment on your wife if she misbehaves.  Imagine it - cheap servants, a hot yet compliant wife, good weather.  What more could one want?  That's how life should be lived.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 06:10 AM (4nbyM)

69 Am watching Ebola on View. This Joy Behar is funny man. Other man, Goldberg, not so much. Have detailed file on Haselbeck. Hasselbeck. Time for bunk.

Posted by: Tsar Putin at July 30, 2010 06:10 AM (9Ep/N)

70 Posted by: MrScribbler at July 30, 2010 10:10 AM (Ulu3i) Boy, would I love to warm up Old Sparky up in Sing Sing and have me a "Wiener" roast.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 06:11 AM (9Cooa)

71 52 Democraps getting primed to attempt a union bailout. Fuck that sideways.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2010 10:01 AM (OlN4e)

We could see this coming from a mile away.  There will be some Repubs who will support this. 

Another bailout for the unions is wrong on ever level.  (I say another because, imo, that was all the GM bailout was.  I was a bailout for the unions, not for the company.)

We will eventually bail out the state unions and their pention funds as well. 

We are so thoroughly screwed.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 06:11 AM (r1h5M)

72 "The most dangerous man in America is cass, the regulatory czar" Beck claiming this and claiming he has been taken to task by republicans for saying this...............

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 06:11 AM (p302b)

73 Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 10:11 AM (r1h5M)

Out of curiosity, where are they getting the money to do this?
republicans? 

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 06:12 AM (p302b)

74 59 I always got the feeling that all those incredibly hot and sweet looking Russian brides, once they get over here, will turn out to have the hearts of the coldest whore in Juarez. Then proceed to ream you like you got it coming...

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2010 10:05 AM (OlN4e)

Tell me about it....   And then blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 30, 2010 06:13 AM (OtQXp)

75

Boy, would I love to warm up Old Sparky up in Sing Sing and have me a "Wiener" roast.

Evil Right wing hate monger!  Come see the violence inherint in the system!  And for goodness sake bring the mustard!

Lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 30, 2010 06:13 AM (e8T35)

76 52,76 Almost got into a serious argument with my brother about this (a NYC teacher). He hates what Obamongrel is doing yet doesn't understand all his fabulous union goodies and salary were achieved in bad faith by hack politicians. Oh, the humanity...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2010 06:14 AM (9Cooa)

77 New taxes won't sink the economy, government says.

Right after the Coast Guard admit they may have unnecessarily sunk the Deepwater Horizon by filling it with water ... DUH! didn't you realize it was a boat?

Send in the nanny state experts when you want something really sunk.

Posted by: bill-tb at July 30, 2010 06:14 AM (y+QfZ)

78 #30 To-Do Memo: 1) send Julian Ass-Something an invitation to negotiate at White House 2) order beer

Posted by: Michelle's Deputy Assistant Vice Calendar Secretary, Taking Tea At 5-Star Spanish Hotel Room Veranda at July 30, 2010 06:15 AM (RWDLl)

79

Joanie, the surprize is it tastes just like you think it would.

Posted by: bigred at July 30, 2010 06:16 AM (uh7Ap)

80 Out of curiosity, where are they getting the money to do this?
republicans? 

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 10:12 AM (p302b)

Top two percent, no doubt.  That well's not anywhere near tapped out yet.

Plus, the printing presses are still working - there's still ink.  Shouldn't be a problem.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 06:16 AM (r1h5M)

81

Right after the Coast Guard admit they may have unnecessarily sunk the Deepwater Horizon by filling it with water ... DUH! didn't you realize it was a boat?

Wait, so if you fill it with water, it sinks?  Damn, if only someone had done an environmental impact study before this happened!

Lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 30, 2010 06:17 AM (e8T35)

82 Ya know why this country is fucked?

I just went down the hall to the public snackroom in my office building.  I put in my buck and got a cup of bad coffee.  When I got my change, I dropped a dime and it rolled under the machine, which sits about 6 inches off the ground.

When I looked under the machine, lo and behold, I scored about $1.75 in change that other dipshits had dropped.  They were just too fucking fat and too fucking lazy to get it.

And that's why this country is fucked.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:17 AM (5aa4z)

83

77 "The most dangerous man in America is cass, the regulatory czar" Beck claiming this and claiming he has been taken to task by republicans for saying this...............

By "republicans" I'm sure you're referring to the party elites. I'm sure because of your excellent use of "..............." and the obvious.

I have a dream, a dream of gonads.

Posted by: dum blond at July 30, 2010 06:19 AM (gbCNS)

84

"A frozen pearl necklace in every bite."

I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 30, 2010 10:02 AM (HaYO4)

Joanie, the surprize is it tastes just like you think it would.

Posted by: bigred at July 30, 2010 10:16 AM (uh7Ap)

Just because it bears repeating.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:19 AM (5aa4z)

85 Is the media hinting that the DC Snipers might have been part of larger conspiracy?

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2010 06:19 AM (XSlA+)

86 Today's exercise in irony is a multi-party effort.

To begin, the pretend journalists at MSNBC actually redid the opening segment of Hardball an account of even Chris Matthews being able to tell Howard Dean was an idiot (amazing, I know).  The specifics in this case were regarding where Breitbart's clip of Sherrod ended.

But then we have two takes on what happened and why...Mediaite's, and Newsbusters'.

So for those of  you who are thoroughly lost...the segment on whether or not the Brietbart video was cut for spin...was cut and replaced for spin...which fact has, itself, now been distorted for spin.

Motion sickness treatments available at the door.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at July 30, 2010 06:21 AM (IkEhE)

87 When I looked under the machine, lo and behold, I scored about $1.75 in change

Windfall profit. We'll be taking 85% of that, thank you.

Posted by: IRS at July 30, 2010 06:21 AM (mQ8O/)

88 I believe it is "blerg" if you are quoting Liz Lemon.

Posted by: karenm at July 30, 2010 06:21 AM (TQ3uJ)

89 Is the media hinting that the DC Snipers might have been part of larger conspiracy? Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2010 10:19 AM (XSlA+) In an interview that the younger kid Malvo did with Capt. Kirk, he intimated that. But I think the 2 purps had intimated that before and other wild things, so I wouldn't be putting out no APBs just yet.

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 30, 2010 06:21 AM (0GFWk)

90 Herr Morgenholz - you got change from a coffee machine? I didn't think your could get a cup for under a buck anymore.

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2010 06:22 AM (I6dJM)

91 Is the media hinting that the DC Snipers might have been part of larger conspiracy?

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2010 10:19 AM (XSlA+)

I haven't heard, but it makes sense.  To be a muslim is, in and of itself, participation in a massive murder conspiracy.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 06:22 AM (4nbyM)

92 Holy crap.  Just checked the local weather forecast and the temp is supposed to be 102 today with a heat index of 118.  Jeebus.  Thankfully, D'oh fixed my non-functioning a/c in my car before he left for the Scout Jamboree.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 06:23 AM (UOM48)

93

Whew!  That was close.  We almost ran out!

Just when we thought there were no more classes of Americans for the left to demonize,

http://tinyurl.com/25rzrgb

WTF over!  Did you think they would do it for free, you dumb bastards?  WTF would you do if someone was passing out free money?

Jeeesh!  Create them and then destroy them.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 06:23 AM (r1h5M)

94 I didn't think your could get a cup for under a buck anymore.

You can't get one that doesn't taste like piss for under a buck.

There's your problem.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:24 AM (5aa4z)

95 D'oh fixed my non-functioning a/c in my car before he left for the Scout Jamboree.

Hey, my nephew is there.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:25 AM (5aa4z)

96 Just saw this subhead on an "opinion" piece at the NY Slimes:

In taking up the issue of voting rights for felons, the Supreme Court is forcing a public conversation about race on the Obama administration.

Since when are fucking felons supposed to be allowed to vote?

And what does this incredibly stupid notion have to do with race?

This, like the amnesty the Traitor-in-Chief's co-conspirators are going to force on us, is "about" one thing only: more Democrat voters.

After all, if we continue to disqualify felons from voting, neither the Dem base nor their leaders will be able to cast ballots. They'll have to rely on the faithful zombie voters.

Must. Not. Burst. Blood. Vessel.

America is dead.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 30, 2010 06:26 AM (Ulu3i)

97

"Joanie, the surprize is it tastes just like you think it would."

Sailors & that old guy at the bus station?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 30, 2010 06:27 AM (HaYO4)

98
Funny how the BLS (or BEA?) manages to keep Obama's unemployment numbers under 10%, eh?


Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 06:27 AM (uFokq)

99

"Bleargh"?

Ace, can I do the coveted Top Headline Comment blog entry next week?

Posted by: TexasJew at July 30, 2010 06:28 AM (o7kZZ)

100 Fucking Dems will pardon anybody:  http://tinyurl.com/24r4upe

My GG Grandfather worked as a chuckwagon cook in the Dakotas in the 1870s.  It was about the only kind of work he could get after getting shot up in the CW.  He chased Billy the Kid away from camp one morning at gunpoint.  Basically said he a vagrant and a bum, the story goes.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:30 AM (5aa4z)

101
52 Democraps getting primed to attempt a union bailout. Fuck that sideways. Posted by: maddogg

from link:

"Modernizing the nationÂ’s labor law is critical to expanding union membership—which in turn, will ensure conservatives become a permanent minority, as newly-empowered workers actively engage in political action and demand a new way of doing the nationÂ’s business, like creating an economy that rewards Main Street and not just Wall Street. The freedom to form unions and bargain is critical to the progressive movement—when workers have the tools they need to build a better life, they have the power to improve their communities and the solidarity to make progressive political change throughout the nation."

--insane left-wing moron


The part the left wont admit?  If the leftists get their way with a massive union takeover... It will essentially drive what business is left in this nation... overseas.  It will turn all of American into Detroit.







Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 30, 2010 06:30 AM (0fzsA)

102
2.4% growth expansion...
10% unemployment...
govt health care...

Just. Like. Europe.

Which is exactly what Obama is aiming for, so get used to it. This is the new normal.


Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 06:30 AM (uFokq)

103

"Joanie, the surprize is it tastes just like you think it would."

Sailors & that old guy at the bus station?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 30, 2010 10:27 AM (HaYO4)

I'm not that old.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:31 AM (5aa4z)

104 Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 10:22 AM (4nbyM)
"Lee Boyd Malvo claims others were to help in shootings RICHMOND, Va. - Convicted DC snipers Lee Boyd Malvo and John Allen Muhammad were supposed to have had help carrying out their deadly attacks, and they may have been involved in more shootings than authorities suspected, according to an interview with actor William Shatner that airs Thursday."

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 06:32 AM (p302b)

105 I'm not that old. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 10:31 AM (5aa4z) Mirrors all broken? /

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 30, 2010 06:32 AM (0GFWk)

106 Hey, my nephew is there.

Is he as "excited" as my husband about the video greeting from the Mongrel-in-Chief tomorrow? 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 06:33 AM (UOM48)

107
oh...

and thank God for men like Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 06:33 AM (uFokq)

108

When I looked under the machine, lo and behold, I scored about $1.75 in change that other dipshits had dropped.  They were just too fucking fat and too fucking lazy to get it.

And that's why this country is fucked.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 10:17 AM (5aa4z)

$1.75 in filthy rat pellet-infested money is not worth it.

I'd just steal stationary off my co-workers desks when they're about to get shitcanned.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 30, 2010 06:34 AM (o7kZZ)

109

What does piss taste like anyway?  Anyone?  Sullivan?

Posted by: Dam Skippy at July 30, 2010 06:34 AM (VDgKF)

110
Basically, the big-union progressive democrat left are so hell-bent on destroying "conservatives" that they will destroy the entire economic viability of the US to satisfy their hatred.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 30, 2010 06:34 AM (0fzsA)

111
Prediction: Rod Blagojevich will be acquitted on all counts except the most minor charges.

He will be a free man.

Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 06:35 AM (uFokq)

112 Is he as "excited" as my husband about the video greeting from the Mongrel-in-Chief tomorrow?

I'm sure he is.  In fact, I'll bet he is precisely as excited.  His dad, my brother, gave him a bunch of old patches to swap, including some from the World Jamboree in Norway in 75 that my brother went to.  Nephew going to the WJ in Sweden next year.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:35 AM (5aa4z)

113

104 Just saw this subhead on an "opinion" piece at the NY Slimes:
America is dead.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 30, 2010 10:26 AM (Ulu3i)

This is a decision for the states and something the Fed gvt should not have any role in. 

Couple this with the fact that the DOJ seems to be purposely disenfranchising soldiers because of their openly telling states that if they choose not to send ballots to soldiers in accordance with the law, the DOJ will not prosecute.

They are overtly trying to amplify the blocks of voters they see as helping them - criminals, by in large - while they openly seek to disenfranchise those who might hurt them - our soldiers.

These bastards are going to kill this country, one way or another.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 06:35 AM (r1h5M)

114 Blago is not a number, he is a free man!

Posted by: Number 6 at July 30, 2010 06:36 AM (VDgKF)

115 My GG Grandfather worked as a chuckwagon cook in the Dakotas in the 1870s. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 10:30 AM (5aa4z)

I think I ate one of his biscuits in Bismarck last month.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 30, 2010 06:37 AM (o7kZZ)

116

I'd just steal stationary off my co-workers desks when they're about to get shitcanned.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 30, 2010 10:34 AM (o7kZZ)

In my office we take their watch and shake the change out of their pockets before they're allowed to leave.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:37 AM (5aa4z)

117 Yeah, he intended to pay the taxes after he got caught.



Which is why he had the homeport of Newport, RI painted on the frickin' transom.

And on the subject of Russian Mail-Order Brides, I doubt any of you have seen Birthday Girl with Nicole Kidman. Quite the horror story, but they screw it up with a happy ending. In real life, Ben Chaplin's mummified remains would have been found in an abandoned warehouse 3 years after the bad guys disappeared.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2010 06:37 AM (P9+0W)

118 #110  The part the left wont admit?  If the leftists get their way with a massive union takeover... It will essentially drive what business is left in this nation... overseas.  It will turn all of American into Detroit.

The left-tards would see that as a benefit and not a downside.  After all, business makes Gaia bleed. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 30, 2010 06:38 AM (9hSKh)

119 And on the subject of Russian Mail-Order Brides, I doubt any of you have seen Birthday Girl with Nicole Kidman. Quite the horror story, but they screw it up with a happy ending. In real life, Ben Chaplin's mummified remains would have been found in an abandoned warehouse 3 years after the bad guys disappeared. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2010 10:37 AM (P9+0W) Yeah OK, but how was the sex?

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 30, 2010 06:38 AM (0GFWk)

120 Beck playing Mika talking to Christie?  When was this?

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 06:39 AM (p302b)

121 A link over at Drudge:  Recession deeper than gov't previously thought...

Now, i haven't read the article.  Daresay, can I hope for a line about economic figures being unexpected...

Oh, I think I can.  I say therefore I dare.

Posted by: Sam at July 30, 2010 06:39 AM (Cxsey)

122 Actually, I have no problem with John Kerry docking his boat in RI to avoid taxes.  Tax avoidance is as American as frivolous discrimination lawsuits.

The hypocrisy is a bit of an issue, but not the act itself.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:39 AM (5aa4z)

123 Herr, we may be going to the WJ in Sweden next year as well.  We have dirty Scandi friends there, and their son is involved with Swedish Scouts.  They live just minutes from the site of the WJ. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 06:41 AM (UOM48)

124

In my office we take their watch and shake the change out of their pockets before they're allowed to leave.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 10:37 AM (5aa4z)

If their wife's hot, we get to keep the photos.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 30, 2010 06:41 AM (o7kZZ)

125 #114  insane left-wing moron

Redundant. Insane and left-wing need not be used in the same sentence.


Neither does "moron" and "left-wing".  "Left-winger" implies all those adjectives (insane, moronic).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 30, 2010 06:41 AM (9hSKh)

126 Oh dear God.....they are playing Barry White while talking about Christie and asking each other "do you need a cigarette?"
I predict this one will be up soon..

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 06:41 AM (p302b)

127 ...they may have been involved in more shootings than authorities suspected, according to an interview with actor William Shatner that airs Thursday."

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 10:32 AM (p302b)

Well, in my book that's a more reputable source than the MFM.  Even if it's untrue in this specific case, there are surely countless sleeper cells in the US, whether set up by government, terror groups, or free lancers.  They should be hunted down and destroyed.

The only reasonable and safe assumption is that every muslim is either a Malvo in waiting, or a wannabe/sympathizer.  The correct policy for dealing with them is wholesale deportation - in the form of chimney smoke if necessary.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 06:42 AM (4nbyM)

128

Blago is not a number, he is a free man!

A real testament to the complete and total stupidity of your average Chicago resident, I guess.  The fact that you can find 12 people that completely retarded even in Chicago is just sad.

But on the upside maybe we can finally get something other than the daily Blago update from the news.. because wow, is that getting annoying.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 30, 2010 06:42 AM (e8T35)

129 Do the Swedish Scouts in Malmo have to pray towards Mecca five times a day?

Posted by: TexasJew at July 30, 2010 06:42 AM (o7kZZ)

130 Herr, we may be going to the WJ in Sweden next year as well.

Stay with your husband at all times in public.  You have to be careful in Muslim countries.

My brother said the last announcement at the 75 WJ in Norway was "See you in 4 years in Tehran!".  Heh.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 06:42 AM (5aa4z)

131

Bleargh. Shplearhen, Flearghen...

 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 30, 2010 06:43 AM (pr+up)

132

132 A link over at Drudge:  Recession deeper than gov't previously thought...
Posted by: Sam at July 30, 2010 10:39 AM (Cxsey)

http://tinyurl.com/mcuujt

Key quote: "It takes about 3 percent growth in gross domestic product just to create enough jobs to keep pace with the population increase."

Not happening.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 06:44 AM (r1h5M)

133 #131

Yesterday. I put the link in a comment somewhere. Mika is so stupid that it is embarrassing.

Posted by: NJConservative at July 30, 2010 06:44 AM (LH6ir)

134
A link over at Drudge:  Recession deeper than gov't previously thought...

This is, what, the third fucking time they're saying this? Everyfuckingtime there's bad economic news, they blame Bush. Every time there's good economic news, Obama congratulates himself for swift & bold action that pulled the economy from the brink.

Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 06:44 AM (uFokq)

135 Herr, we were in Copenhagen a few years ago and took the train to visit them.  And you're right about the muzzies.  Both Copenhagen and Malmo, Sweden were crawling with the beasts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 06:44 AM (UOM48)

136
If the Republicans were smart, which they're not, they'd compile a nice little tv commercial of all the bullshit Obama and that buffoon Biden have been feeding the American people.

Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 06:46 AM (uFokq)

137 Yeah OK, but how was the sex?



I have a lot of faults, lots of vices, but even I don't stoop to mummified necrophilia.
.
.
.
.
That carcass was the best f#&k I ever had.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2010 06:48 AM (P9+0W)

138 147 Herr, we were in Copenhagen a few years ago and took the train to visit them.  And you're right about the muzzies.  Both Copenhagen and Malmo, Sweden were crawling with the beasts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 10:44 AM (UOM4

Predictions are for Sweden to be majority muslim in about 25 years.  And the country seems to be doing everything it can to make certain that it happens. 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 06:48 AM (r1h5M)

139
How very green of Russia.

Recycle. Renew. Reuse.

Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 06:48 AM (uFokq)

140 "Sarkozy accused of racism for ordering closure of 300 illegal gypsy camps and expulsion of Roma after riot"Now that's an ethnicity that will get you into harvard for use.....being a gypsy has its perks

Seems "racism" has crossed the pond...

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 06:48 AM (p302b)

141 CDR M, you say that like we should be concerned or something.  Barky looked in Pooty-Poot's eyes, just like Boosh did, and saw his soul.  We have nothing to worry about. 

Fox did a story on Megyn's show yesterday about very cool "Doomsday" rooms people are buying, that run about $400,000 to start and you can live in one up to a year.  The higher-end models you can live in for up to five years.  They're actually really nice. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 06:50 AM (UOM48)

142 Herr, we were in Copenhagen a few years ago and took the train to visit them.  And you're right about the muzzies.  Both Copenhagen and Malmo, Sweden were crawling with the beasts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 10:44 AM (UOM4

Sounds like Detroit and Dearborn Michigan.  Personally I'm shocked that the rape wave hasn't begun yet - we're getting pretty close to that critical mass.  http://tinyurl.com/y6ab3h  If the muzzies ever get a suitcase nuke into the country I hope it accidentally blows prematurely in one of those two cities.  (You can rest assured it will pass through there on it's way to whatever target the ragheads have in mind.)  It would be doing my poor state a huge favor to be rid of those two pits of welfare and islamism.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 06:51 AM (4nbyM)

143 147 Herr, we were in Copenhagen a few years ago and took the train to visit them.  And you're right about the muzzies.  Both Copenhagen and Malmo, Sweden were crawling with the beasts.

Is it racist to point out that Malmo has the highest incident of rape per capita amongst all European countries?

/It's liveleak, but believable.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 30, 2010 06:51 AM (9hSKh)

144 Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 10:46 AM (uFokq)

The republicans remain silent.  This is why more and more us independents say we can't tell the difference between the two parties.  There have been so many opportunities for them to capitalize on and they remain silent. 

Having a trial for Rangel is not a good move and probably the left wants them to make that move.  The trial will reinforce the prejudice among the republicans and foster the hatred of GWB and help them in the upcoming elections.

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 06:52 AM (p302b)

145 149 Interesting.  Russia is going to take the remaining 3 of their Kirov class missile cruisers out of mothballs, modernize them and get them back into service by 2020.

Good thing the Russians' naval services have always sucked.

But how big will our Navy be by 2020, I wonder?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 30, 2010 06:53 AM (9hSKh)

146 Now that's an ethnicity that will get you into harvard for use.....being a gypsy has its perks

Seems "racism" has crossed the pond...

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 10:48 AM (p302b)

Good for Sarcy.  The gypsies aren't a race - they're a collection of wandering thieves and grifters.  Few sights are so welcome as to see the gypsies LEAVING.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 06:54 AM (4nbyM)

147

Sounds like Detroit and Dearborn Michigan.  Personally I'm shocked that the rape wave hasn't begun yet

People who are allowed to rape women without comment from Women's Rights Organizations

1. Hollywood Stars

2. Muslims

Posted by: Ben at July 30, 2010 06:54 AM (wuv1c)

148 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 30, 2010 10:53 AM (9hSKh)
In 2020 the president's daughter will ask "daddy did the old US ever have a navy?"

Posted by: ???? at July 30, 2010 06:55 AM (p302b)

149 In other good news, Ace was posting at 10:20 today, clearly the Ewok paced himself last night saving up his vital juices for the weekend. 

I guess we won't see him this weekend. 

Was that his last post before he "heads out"?

Hmmmm

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 06:55 AM (2+9Yx)

150
There have been so many opportunities for them to capitalize on and they remain silent. 

That's Boner McSteele's plan for victory, I guess.

BUT I gotta give credit to Mike Pence. He's the only Republican (besides the wonderful Michelle Bachman, of course) who has publicly stood up for us and demanded the Democrats stop slandering us.

Pence did it on the floor of the House, in case y'all didn't hear about it.

Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 06:56 AM (uFokq)

152 Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 10:55 AM (2+9Yx)

10:20 PM or AM?

Posted by: ???? at July 30, 2010 06:56 AM (p302b)

153 3
If Arizona secedes and joins Mexico, will the Federal government intervene?

Posted by: eman at July 30, 2010 09:36 AM (9Ep/N)

Count on it.


Posted by: Jefferson Davis at July 30, 2010 06:56 AM (2+9Yx)

154

What a...

  nah, I just can't.

http://tinyurl.com/28jyuew

Sometimes you don't have to comment.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 06:57 AM (r1h5M)

155

People who are allowed to rape women without comment from Women's Rights Organizations

1. Hollywood Stars

2. Muslims

Posted by: Ben at July 30, 2010 10:54 AM (wuv1c)

And Environmentalist Con Men/Whack Jobs who need their chakras released.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 06:58 AM (4nbyM)

156
brb...

don't say anything funny or interesting while I'm gone


heh

Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 07:00 AM (uFokq)

157 Man I wish I was powerful or influential so hawt Russian spies would be trying to exploit me.

I've always wanted to release my second chakra with a Ruskie girl.  Bonus points if she has a hammer/sickle tramp stamp and refuses to take off her ushanka.

Posted by: Sam at July 30, 2010 07:01 AM (Cxsey)

158

People who are allowed to rape women without comment from Women's Rights Organizations

1. Hollywood Stars

2. Muslims

Posted by: Ben at July 30, 2010 10:54 AM (wuv1c)

And socialist politicians.  And movie directors.  And basically anyone slightly left-leaning or part of some non-white group.  When was the last time the feminazis came out to protest rape gangs?  One might almost think that rape doesn't REALLY bother them.  Nor FGM.  Nor the muslim practice of cutting off the breasts of animist/christian/non-muslim women in Africa. 

Women in general would be way better off if there were fewer feminists around.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at July 30, 2010 07:02 AM (4nbyM)

159

What a...

  nah, I just can't.

http://tinyurl.com/28jyuew

Sometimes you don't have to comment.

it could have been worse, he could have flipped out his weiner.

Posted by: Ben at July 30, 2010 07:03 AM (wuv1c)

160 #174

Hmm, Good fucking question. 

Posted by: Jefferson Davis at July 30, 2010 07:03 AM (2+9Yx)

161

O/T (whatever that is)

My MIL has decided NOT to vote on Aug 3. Nobody knows my MIL, but this is a reason to BELIEVE!

Posted by: dum blond at July 30, 2010 07:04 AM (gbCNS)

162 News of the day: Amnesty by executive fiat.

Forgive me if this has been discussed here or another thread.  Has any one ever seen an administration govern by floating trial balloons as much as this one?  Seriously, all we ever get memos leaked, administration officials speaking off the record, etc. etc. about some new policy just to see how public opinion reacts.

It's maddening.

Posted by: CUS at July 30, 2010 07:04 AM (wOGfT)

Posted by: Ben at July 30, 2010 07:05 AM (wuv1c)

164 Oh, shit the Ewok is NOT up

You were right it was 10:20 PM. 

He posted after the overnight thread, I assumed it was this morning.

Talk about fucking stupid, hello?

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:06 AM (2+9Yx)

165

Really?  No shit?

http://tinyurl.com/2fw76ln

What would we do without them?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 07:07 AM (r1h5M)

166 102 I didn't think your could get a cup for under a buck anymore.

You can't get one that doesn't taste like piss for under a buck.

There's your problem.

I find all coffee tastes good with enough valu rite in it.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:08 AM (2+9Yx)

167 Jack booted thugs coming to an "LA County" Near you! http://tinyurl.com/2f6xd6x Good bye, Constitution... good bye. Don't forget to write.

Posted by: UGrev at July 30, 2010 07:08 AM (862vz)

168
Nobody knows my MIL, but this is a reason to BELIEVE!

It's a just a primary, no?

Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 07:08 AM (uFokq)

169
This guy is awesome.

Graduate of Jerry Springer University?

Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 07:10 AM (uFokq)

170 Well Kemp-ster, you'll be glad to know that your State ranks #1 for copperhead bites!

http://tinyurl.com/2aemo5t 

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:10 AM (/jbAw)

171 Ben@181

Heh.  I was fully expecting a Oh no you dint, bitch!  followed by a two snaps up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 07:10 AM (UOM48)

172

Morning.

And question-

Why did Weiner go bananas on the House floor? Did he finally figure out his stick-wife doesn't like da weiners after all?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 30, 2010 07:11 AM (pLTLS)

173 Has any one ever seen an administration govern by floating trial balloons as much as this one?

The Clinton years were about as bad.  The entire HillaryCare effort was almost nothing but competing analyses from federal and somewhat private research shops for whatever the task force would put into the wind.

Stances and communications on DADT, government shutdown, welfare reform, and handling the scandals (down to and including testimony under oath) were all tested by focus groups and decided in response to public opinion polls.

The big difference between now and then is that this administration's abject incompetence is something new.

Posted by: MikeO at July 30, 2010 07:12 AM (lBmZl)

174

It's a just a primary, no?

Yeah. RINO vs. Tea Party endorsed. It all starts on a cellular level and grows into a body.

Posted by: dum blond at July 30, 2010 07:12 AM (gbCNS)

175 Ya'll will all be glad to know that according to Wendel "Pyramid" Goler, both GM and Chrysler have returned to profitability following the bailout which was opposed by the Republicans.

This in an update on Obama's campaign trip to Detroit which the taxpayer is paying for. 

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:13 AM (/jbAw)

176 BTW, expect yet another televised speech when he gets there.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:14 AM (/jbAw)

177 That Pizza Hut ad is making me hungry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 07:15 AM (UOM48)

178 I'm a music illiterate so I've never heard of this group before....and I have no idea what the song has to do with the dogs in the video because I really didn't listen to the lyrics that closely (what I did hear appeared to suck) but....the doggies are cute.  Don't miss the 2:00 min. mark.

http://tinyurl.com/2bnz4gw

Posted by: Tami at July 30, 2010 07:15 AM (VuLos)

179 #188
Vic,
I read that story also.  I don't get it, Cary, (Containment Area for Relocated Yankees) I understand, Yankees don't know shit about snakes or anything else to speak of.

We got a mess of cooperheads that's for sure, I killed two at my fish club this spring.  In a wood pile, of course.

You fuckers got coral snakes, I am not trading.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:15 AM (2+9Yx)

180 188 Well Kemp-ster, you'll be glad to know that your State ranks #1 for copperhead bites!

Nice to know.  My one friend is moving to NC and he invited me to go camping down there next month. 

/Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 30, 2010 07:15 AM (9hSKh)

181 One other thing according to the Mr. Goler, that bailout was also good for Ford because it kept the parts companies in business. 

One of these days he is going to choke on those balls. He would have already if they weren't so small.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:16 AM (/jbAw)

182

Should be interesting to watch this little tete a tete take place:

http://tinyurl.com/29egdjy

 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 30, 2010 07:17 AM (r1h5M)

183 #181

So you think the brother was the Ghey?  Tried to fight him of her and on to him would be my guess.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:17 AM (2+9Yx)

184

"...your State ranks #1 for copperhead bites!"

My sister, who lives in NC, once decapitated a baby copperhead with a spade & a hammer.  I can't eat & think about that at the same time.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 30, 2010 07:18 AM (HaYO4)

185

People who are allowed to rape women without comment from Women's Rights Organizations

1. Hollywood Stars

2. Muslims

3. Democrat politicians ("You better put some ice on that lip!")

Posted by: Damn Skippy at July 30, 2010 07:18 AM (VDgKF)

186
Where is the Republican Rapid Response Team to counter all this Obama Bullshit?

THIS is the Republicans main problem. They do not respond to Democrat bullshit immediately. They just allow this bunkum to permeate the minds of the people.


Posted by: Boner McSteele at July 30, 2010 07:18 AM (uFokq)

187 Baaaaaaby snaaaaaakes

Posted by: FZ at July 30, 2010 07:20 AM (VDgKF)

188 Yankees don't know shit about snakes or anything else to speak of.

We've got em here too, Johnny Reb.

We've got a small population of copperheads and a growing timber rattler population.  Nobody can touch Ohio for the different water snakes.  Nasty, aggressive little bastards.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 07:20 AM (5aa4z)

189 You fuckers got coral snakes, I am not trading.

If there is a poisonous critter in the U.S. we have it here in SC.

As for Cary, that used to be my favorite place to stay when going to Raleigh on business. But it got to be too big too fast.

And woe to your ass if you had property there unless you sold it and got out. The taxes started going through the roof about 15 years ago.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:20 AM (/jbAw)

190 If there is a poisonous critter in the U.S. we have it here in SC.

Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 07:22 AM (5aa4z)

191

But, was it anal...anal.

 

Posted by: WHOOPIE G. at July 30, 2010 07:22 AM (pr+up)

192 If there is a poisonous critter in the U.S. we have it here in SC.

Rosie O'Donnell?

Rosie is not a critter, she is a Demon.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:23 AM (/jbAw)

193 I've got a serious case of rectal glaucoma this morning.

I just don't see my ass working that hard today.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 07:23 AM (5aa4z)

194 We've got a small population of copperheads and a growing timber rattler population.  Nobody can touch Ohio for the different water snakes.  Nasty, aggressive little bastards.

You got that right a damn water snake will bite you just for fun and they don't let go.

I kill if I can, they eat duck eggs.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:24 AM (2+9Yx)

195 D'oh got "nicked" by a copperhead a few years ago while spreading pine straw.  Fortunately, the venom went into his jeans and sock.  Couldn't find the damned snake until it came slithering up the walkway to the front steps as I was going out to get the mail.  It slithered into the bushes and I couldn't find it to kill it. 

Neighbors opened their gas grill a while back and there were baby copperheads in it.  I'd have poured gasoline on it, and nuked it from space.  Just to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 07:24 AM (UOM48)

196 That fucker was actually stalking me.  Most snakes try to avoid you but these guys actually come towards you.

I have had them try to get in the boat with me when fishing. One of the other reasons I like a basket rather than a stringer for fish.

I have had the SOBs come up and try to eat the fish on a stringer that was staked on the bank with the fish in the water.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:25 AM (/jbAw)

197 213 I've got a serious case of rectal glaucoma this morning.

I just don't see my ass working that hard today.

Hey, Vic and I have fun employment, try it!

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:26 AM (2+9Yx)

198 American Thinker does some thinking.

Breitbart, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 30, 2010 07:26 AM (swuwV)

199 Best damn job I ever had if Obama inflation doesn't kill me and he doesn't steal my 401K.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:28 AM (/jbAw)

200 I have a constant battle with the husband about leaving the garage door open.  When he's at home he wants to leave it open because of the heat.  Hell, that just invites snakes to come in and go under the freezer (had a non-venomous one do that a few years ago).  We've already got the windows in the garage open.  It's summer.  The garage gets hot.  Too bad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2010 07:28 AM (UOM48)

201 I had to take my snake to the Vet. Because my "python" is sick!!

Posted by: Al. G. at July 30, 2010 07:29 AM (pr+up)

202 #220

Vic be careful what you say.

http://tinyurl.com/287wvus

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:30 AM (2+9Yx)

203 When he's at home he wants to leave it open because of the heat.

Install an exhaust fan.  It's a cheap fix.

Posted by: MikeO at July 30, 2010 07:30 AM (lBmZl)

204 I had cotton mouth basically attack about six of us in full battle rattle during some FTX - should have written up as training for dealing with muslims.

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2010 07:31 AM (l1XDC)

205 And Herr, you can't have more water moccasins than they have in GA.

We used to go down to this one swampy creek area and actually hunt them with .22 pistols when I was a kid (teenager).

Scaredest I ever been from a snake was kicking over a dead stump and uncovering a ball of the SOBs who immediately started slithering in every direction.  (small ones though)

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:31 AM (/jbAw)

206 You folks want to see a real snake?

Posted by: Al Gore at July 30, 2010 07:31 AM (TFt+A)

207 Hey, Vic and I have fun employment, try it!

I'm finding unemployment to be a lot less fun than I dreamed it would be.  Lots of time to fill, no money for beer and cheeseburgers.  Sigh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 30, 2010 07:33 AM (0YLA6)

208 This early in the day and Team Obama and his Congressional mongrel horde has already used up the K-Y. Maybe they'll skip the pineapple flourish this afternoon.

Posted by: America at July 30, 2010 07:33 AM (swuwV)

209 Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 11:30 AM (2+9Yx)

I don't think he could get away with that here. I just don't think the people would stand for it. 

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:33 AM (/jbAw)

210 Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 30, 2010 11:33 AM (0YLA6)

Heather we aren't unemployed, we're retired.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:34 AM (/jbAw)

211 227 You folks want to see a real snake?

I found yours.

http://tinyurl.com/2eltn2f

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:34 AM (2+9Yx)

212 I just don't think the people would stand for it.

What are they going to do about it? Look at everything that's been taken away from us already, with the HCR[sic] and FinReg bills.  Hope and change = no more free checking....crickets.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 30, 2010 07:34 AM (0YLA6)

213 Heather we aren't unemployed, we're retired.

I know.  I was riffing on "funemployed."  I'm bored.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 30, 2010 07:35 AM (0YLA6)

214 I'm finding unemployment to be a lot less fun than I dreamed it would be.  Lots of time to fill, no money for beer and cheeseburgers.  Sigh.

Puh-lease.  Things are tough all over.  My wedding won't even break the $4 million mark!  Piker.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at July 30, 2010 07:35 AM (TFt+A)

215 I'm finding unemployment to be a lot less fun than I dreamed it would be.  Lots of time to fill, no money for beer and cheeseburgers.  Sigh.

Maybe Ace could do a "Fun Employment" beer fund for morons out of beer and valu rite.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:36 AM (2+9Yx)

216 I don't think he could get away with that here. I just don't think the people would stand for it. 
Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 11:33 AM

I never imagined 'nationalized' health care or 'nationalized' auto companies either. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 30, 2010 07:37 AM (yQWNf)

217

You Mongrel Complete me . . . Stop Talking . . . You had me at Reptillian.

 

Posted by: Journolist at July 30, 2010 07:37 AM (8EEyy)

218 I know.  I was riffing on "funemployed."  I'm bored.

Dat obvious, we're posting at AoSHQ before lunch.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:38 AM (2+9Yx)

219 And Herr, you can't have more water moccasins than they have in GA.

Don't have them at all.  Pussies can't take the winters.

They're from Georgia, after all.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 07:38 AM (5aa4z)

220 #241

Good!   Most of those snakes are mongrels, don't you know

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:40 AM (2+9Yx)

221 Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at July 30, 2010 11:35 AM (TFt+A)

Please tell me you and your intended have taken a good long look at both of your parents and gotten yourselves sterilized (like Hitler's nephews), to avoid spreading your corrupt hack DNA.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 30, 2010 07:40 AM (0YLA6)

222 I never imagined 'nationalized' health care or 'nationalized' auto companies either. 

The nationalized companies and most of the other stuff haven't impacted most people personally yet. If they start nationalizing 401Ks it will hit a large portion of the working population immediately and directly.

Almost ALL of the major companies have gone to some kind of 401K and/or cash balance retirement program instead of the old retirement programs like out parents had. Mostly the only large employers left are union controlled government jobs.

If they do do it, I am sure that they will try to disguise it as some other "beneficial" program like bailing out 401Ks that have lost too much value and people are hurt in retirement.

The key will be whether or not the news actually reports it so people know it is coming. 

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:42 AM (/jbAw)

223 #235

So Chelsea  are you going to have a fly over? 

http://tinyurl.com/2vt8m5

Sorry.

Posted by: Zombie Diana at July 30, 2010 07:43 AM (2+9Yx)

224 Don't have them at all.  Pussies can't take the winters.

They're from Georgia, after all.....

Hey, I spent a winter in Chicago and a winter in Saratoga Springs, NY. Also, a winter in Washington State but it didn't get all that cold there around the Puget Sound. 

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:44 AM (/jbAw)

225 I've run into mocassins in Alabama, when I was down there.  They act about the same as other water snakes, but with, you know, the poison and shit.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 07:45 AM (5aa4z)

226 That fucking Chicago wind will wear your ass out, that's for sure.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:46 AM (2+9Yx)

227 America Held Hostage:  Day 557

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2010 09:38 AM (8/oOq)

I appreciate these daily reminders.  They reinforce daily the old "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger."  Maybe you'd consider some countdowns to some of the (hopefully) positive things like the Nov elections and the 2013 new prez swearing in.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 30, 2010 07:47 AM (a3Z62)

228 SC has poisonous critters alright.  Explains this political season there, anyhoo.

And talk of poisonous reptiles after yesterday's Finest Hour of Television EVAR...this is not coincidence, I tell you...!

Posted by: DarkReptoidLordOfTheIntarWebs at July 30, 2010 07:47 AM (IkEhE)

229 The key will be whether or not the news actually reports it so people know it is coming.

I think we all know the answer to that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 30, 2010 07:47 AM (0YLA6)

230 Hey, I spent a winter in Chicago and a winter in Saratoga Springs, NY.

And you loved it so much you retired to SC.  Not that I blame you.  Winter's fine until about mid-February when I get incredibly antsy for it to just get the hell over with so I can get shit done.  This mid-February is gonna be an exciting one, though....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 07:47 AM (5aa4z)

231 Please tell me you and your intended have taken a good long look at both of your parents and gotten yourselves sterilized (like Hitler's nephews), to avoid spreading your corrupt hack DNA.

Way ahead of you!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at July 30, 2010 07:48 AM (TFt+A)

232 BREAKING ON FOX: MASSIVE BUILDING EXPLOSION IN LA.

2 and a half hours ago.  How the hell is this breaking news?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 07:49 AM (5aa4z)

233

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 30, 2010 09:46 AM (OWjjx)

Mal, have you seen any "disapprove" numbers on Reid?  Dick Morris is always saying that disapproval numbers below 50 spell certain doom.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 30, 2010 07:50 AM (a3Z62)

234 #245

Vic you are an optimist.  We will live to see 401K taken over by sleight of hand.

You got one, you don't get you SS benefits. 

I see a "needs" based SS coming.  Without it, the country will go bankrupt.

Those who save get fucked.  Nothing new here.  Inflation is the same game.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:50 AM (2+9Yx)

235 I'm finding unemployment to be a lot less fun than I dreamed it would be.  Lots of time to fill, no money for beer and cheeseburgers.  Sigh.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 30, 2010 11:33 AM

Teach it, girl!

I have been under-employed for the last three years, and essentially unemployed this year. Between Osama Obama's raping of the economy and greed (a long story), my business has been all but destroyed. I don't think it's coming back.

Freelancing means no unemployment dough, so it's pretty thin times here.

I look with hope to the promise of goodies from the Obama Stash. Oh, wait...I'm not a member of the NBPP or a union thug.

So much for that.


Posted by: MrScribbler at July 30, 2010 07:50 AM (Ulu3i)

236 Guy I worked with years ago grew up on a ranch in Texas. One morning when he was a kid, his dad gave him a rattle off a snake. Said he ran over last night coming home. My friend wanted to see it so his dad told him where in the driveway it was. He found it came back and told his dad the only dead snake in the driveway still had its rattles on.

Posted by: bigred at July 30, 2010 07:53 AM (uh7Ap)

237 #259

Honey, you did turn the stove off right?

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:53 AM (2+9Yx)

238 I see a "needs" based SS coming.  Without it, the country will go bankrupt.

They have already done that partially when they started "taxing" it.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:54 AM (/jbAw)

239 2 and a half hours ago.  How the hell is this breaking news?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 11:49 AM

I noticed this, too, Herr, and was interested since it was in the area of my former home. Well, within about 170 blocks of it....

Had to go to the LA Slimes website to find the location; Fucks News didn't think that detail worth noting.

It is perhaps less newsworthy than the "Breaking News!!!!" chattering class thinks. Welding shops tend to have lots of explosive gases in bottles and tanks. And the building wasn't that large...I know the location (in what used to be called "South-Central" LA) and there aren't many large structures there. Except for gubmint buildings.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 30, 2010 07:56 AM (Ulu3i)

240 #262

I think SS has always been taxed as have unemployment benefits, go figure that.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:57 AM (2+9Yx)

241 Yeah, Fox is just now getting the story about the amnesty by executive fiat. That one is already a day old.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 07:58 AM (/jbAw)

242 #266

It almost August all the A team are at the Hamptons.

Posted by: Kemp at July 30, 2010 07:59 AM (2+9Yx)

243

Something I found I figured the morons would find entertaining.

From StrategyPage...

The coach of the North Korean national football (soccer) team has been expelled from the Communist Party, lost many economic perks, and is now working at a construction site. This is punishment for the North Korean team losing all three games in the recent World Cup competition. The coach's punishment is seen as a sign of progress, as past coach's of losing teams were sent to labor camps, which is often equivalent to a death sentence

Posted by: HH at July 30, 2010 07:59 AM (6oDXl)

244 I think SS has always been taxed as have unemployment benefits, go figure that.

Nope, SS used to not be taxed. Now it is taxed after you reach a certain level.  That was one of the "baby boomer" fixes way back in the 70s or 80s.

The first level of taxation applies to these base amounts:

Filing single income of $25,001 -$34,000Filing joint income of $32,001 - $44,000

One half of your base amount in this level equals the amount of SS benefits that is taxable. However, the amount taxed in this level can not be more than 1/2 of your total SS benefits. For example, if you are filing single and your base amount is $30,001 then you have $5,000 of income in this level. One half of that amount is $2500. So in this example, $2500 of your SS benefits are taxable (as long as that is not over 1/2 of your total SS benefits).

 

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 08:03 AM (/jbAw)

245

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 12:03 PM (/jbAw)

Why don't we just ditch the whole cocksucker and let a 40 year old guy like me take care of his own retirement?  Right now they are saying it goes totally tits up in 2037, which just happens to be the year I turn 67.....  Of course, they're lying.  It'll croak way earlier than that.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 30, 2010 08:06 AM (5aa4z)

246 Why don't we just ditch the whole cocksucker and let a 40 year old guy like me take care of his own retirement?

I would have loved to have done that way back when I was in my 20s. Too late now.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 08:08 AM (/jbAw)

247 Heather, I just remember laying on the frozen, snowy ground at -10 degrees banging on frozen trailer brakes, sitting along the road with frozen fuel filters, getting stuck in loading docks some idiot is too cheap to salt let alone plow, crawling down I-94 from Mauston to Milwaukee at 30 MPH in blinding snow, heater in the truck blowing cold air. Yep, boredom looks good. Hope I can be bored one more winter and then only a couple more til retirement. Guess it's all how you look at it :-)

Posted by: bigred at July 30, 2010 08:09 AM (uh7Ap)

248 Herr Morgenholz: "How the hell is this breaking news?"

Well, I guess it's more breaking than sharks or L. Lohan's jail tips, so we have that going for us.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 30, 2010 08:17 AM (swuwV)

249

Hahahahahahaha.

Laura Ingraham, sitting in for O'Really, still wins the 8 p.m. time slot, proving O'Really ain't all that!

Posted by: RushBabe at July 30, 2010 08:32 AM (a3Z62)

250 Oh-oh.  The new QDR has a section talking about radical Islamist extremism.  Somebody at the DoD didn't get the President's memo on this.

Posted by: CDR M at July 30, 2010 12:09 PM (5I8G0)

I think there's something brewing.  Newt all of the sudden came out on this yesterday.  He prob'ly got it from some old buddies in intel.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 30, 2010 08:34 AM (a3Z62)

251 Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 12:03 PM (/jbAw)
Didn't they do that thinking that the baby boomers were all "the millionaire next door" and shouldn't be taking it even if they paid in?  But now, all the boomers have lost most of the value in their homes (if they still have them), their IRA's are a mess.  I wonder how my generation is going to support their parents and pay all these taxes?

Posted by: ???? at July 30, 2010 09:15 AM (p302b)

252 Posted by: RushBabe at July 30, 2010 12:34 PM (a3Z62)

hannity has been talking about this for weeks, I wondered how he suddenly wanted to discuss it when he seemed to be wholeheartedly avoiding it heretofore.

Posted by: ???? at July 30, 2010 09:17 AM (p302b)

253 Didn't they do that thinking that the baby boomers were all "the millionaire next door" and shouldn't be taking it even if they paid in?

Actually that is not far from wrong. The Dems always figure on these tax measures that they can get them by unindexed and inflation will make them applicable over the long haul.

When this thing was passed the amounts that were taxable were a small percentage of the then retirement income. In 1970 if you were getting $20,000/yr in retirement you were doing pretty good. by 2020 50 years later $20,000/yr is utter poverty and the average is at $50K/yr.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2010 09:57 AM (/jbAw)

254 Well, if the NBPP ever intends to be the Guardian Angels of poll watching and just your all-around go-to guys for things that need doing in the future to make sure the people's voice is heard, then the actions of Senator Leahy today have certainly helped norm things in that direction.

Posted by: Horatius at July 30, 2010 12:35 PM (VGVYE)

255

From LAT slobber job article: But Obama remains the colossus of his administration — to a point where trouble anywhere in the world is often his to solve.

Wow- the President of the United States might have to solve a problem anywhere in the fucking world?

Maybe that's why we give him two fucking jumbo jets to fly around on, an Executive Branch staff of tens of thousands, worldwide instant communications, and the world's most seriously bad-assed military to use if the communication needs to really reach out and touch someone, in a life-changing (or ending) kind of way.

Barky, maybe you should sashay back to the office from the links, and check all that shit out.  Hmmmm... on second thought, just concentrate on that short game, okay?

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