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Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 05:36 AM | Comments (87)
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1 Barack can go pound sand.

Posted by: clonefan at August 30, 2010 05:38 AM (17uwu)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2010 05:38 AM (VuLos)

3 Damn...

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2010 05:38 AM (VuLos)

4 Hey there President Toonces,
What should I have for breakfast?

I feel so uninformed!

Posted by: jcjimi issuing a cry for help at August 30, 2010 05:39 AM (iN69M)

Barack can go pound sand.

I will not allow you to say that.

Posted by: Barack at August 30, 2010 05:39 AM (SCcgT)

6 That's right Michelle, I'm getting involved and informed for November. Thanks for the protip!

Posted by: EC at August 30, 2010 05:39 AM (mAhn3)

7 Don't worry Michelle, Barry has turned me and hopefully countless others into very informed and very involved (especially on 11-2-10) constituents. You two better buckle your seatbelts!

Posted by: plymouthmom at August 30, 2010 05:40 AM (O/5X6)

8 You can't unknow what you know...

Who would have imagined when Michelle said this that what she really meant was Obama would never stop letting us know just how stupid he is and get back to hoping he is highly intelligent.

Posted by: Rocks at August 30, 2010 05:41 AM (ivAmM)

9 Yes, I'd say that numerous people are infinitely more involved and informed than Preznit Hopey-Changey would like...

Posted by: Miller at August 30, 2010 05:41 AM (YRcRv)

10 His life is going to end up a hell of a lot different, too: sipping cocktails on a porch in some decaying gated community in Kenya, dreaming of what might have been...

Posted by: 4andOut at August 30, 2010 05:42 AM (xhWTl)

11 What a snotty, arrogant piece of,well I can't say it, but you know what I mean.

Posted by: Donna at August 30, 2010 05:42 AM (A77nn)

12 Yes that "informed and involved" thing is a two edged sword,as the Obama's will find out in November.Of course she meant "informed" by the reliable ally MFM.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2010 05:42 AM (DCTtg)

13 .....hence, 08-28..........thank you Barack.....08-28 was your fault!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 30, 2010 05:44 AM (eOXTH)

14 These people are really creepy.

Posted by: Ella at August 30, 2010 05:46 AM (DmnMk)

15 I'm newsed out until some new news is out.

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2010 05:47 AM (/jbAw)

16 Houston's voting machines is a good start. Now torch Austin's, Dallas's and El Paso's. The metro areas and their wards of the state are the only reason any Sheila Jackson Lee/Lloyd Doggett types can get elected.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at August 30, 2010 05:48 AM (pcJe3)

17 Irony is, they were right...we won't go back to the old way, and we will transform the country.

Thing is, the results may not quite be what he had in mind...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 30, 2010 05:50 AM (IkEhE)

18 Drudge has a nice picture of Urkel Obama on his bike

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2010 05:50 AM (1Jaio)

19 Don't forget cakeless, Madame Antoinette!

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 30, 2010 05:50 AM (poAzP)

What else........waffles. Now, if you don't mind, can I eat my waffles without having to make every decision for you?

Posted by: President "The One" at August 30, 2010 09:42 AM

Relax, commrade. In the future, I will make all such decisions for you.

Posted by: Breakfast Czar at August 30, 2010 09:43 AM

Oh, Thank you, Comrades! I go forth now with a revolutionary zeal!

Posted by: jcjimi issuing a cry for help at August 30, 2010 05:52 AM (iN69M)

21 And insulting. Obama supporters (I'm looking at YOU, Cousin B and Aunt D) are some of the most ignorant and uninformed people ever.

Very confident, though. I will give you this. They are unshakable in their confidence in their own superiority.

Posted by: Ella at August 30, 2010 05:54 AM (DmnMk)

22 But...

where's the line for eggs and flour?

_{^{I'm currently in the one for toilet paper.}}

Posted by: jcjimi at August 30, 2010 05:54 AM (iN69M)

23 Obama fails basic umbrella-related intelligence test that Cape Town baboons have been known to pass. [H/T Kate at SDA; there's also something about it at Weasel Zippers that I saw after going to Kate's.]

Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2010 05:54 AM (3phFo)

24 It's interesting to look at the Latest polls on Real Clear Politics. It looks like the Red Sea.

Posted by: Rocks at August 30, 2010 05:54 AM (ivAmM)

25 Didn't get to watch the rally Saturday as I was traveling, but catching up with clips on youtube and reading first hand accounts...WOW....the wave is building.

Posted by: beerologist at August 30, 2010 05:57 AM (r2UKM)

26 #29 I prefer looking at the map of the us governors. with the exception of blue eyesores in Co, Mn, Ar, its the true red sea from coast to coast. (I think MD, MN will vote R this year btw, and FL may still be saved, giving us 35R 14D 1 IND in gov mansions) and then there is the Pollackian congressional map, a glorious kaleidoscope of doom with 115 vulnerable Dems outlined (and they still havent listed IL-9 yet)

Posted by: CAC at August 30, 2010 05:57 AM (lV4Fs)

Darn, andycanuck beat me to it. Nothing left to do but denounce him as a racist and birther (see Tammy Bruce's headline).

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2010 05:59 AM (XdlcF)

28 Uninvolved, uninformed, untaxed.

Posted by: kansas at August 30, 2010 05:59 AM (mka2b)

29 Unintentionally she's right...., what happened was, yes.... we're all awake and pissed off. We'll never let this happen again if we can help it.

Posted by: EZB at August 30, 2010 05:59 AM (fa9yq)

30 and then there is the Pollackian congressional map, a glorious kaleidoscope of doom with 115 vulnerable Dems outlined (and they still havent listed IL-9 yet)

Posted by: CAC

You're quite welcome.

Posted by: Stretch Kowalski, the ten foot Pole at August 30, 2010 06:00 AM (R2fpr)

31 Funny thing about the 8/28, seems to me we will kill them with kindness, the kinder and happier we are the more derranged and bile filled they will become.

Posted by: madamex at August 30, 2010 06:01 AM (jChrK)

32 Obama fails basic umbrella-related intelligence test that Cape Town baboons have been known to pass. [H/T Kate at SDA; there's also something about it at Weasel Zippers that I saw after going to Kate's.] Posted by: andycanuck

How dare you compare the president to a monkey, you racist. Denounce yourself, you Rethuglican, ChimpyMcHaliburton supporter.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at August 30, 2010 06:01 AM (JNqU9)

33 Redstate looks like it went further into batshit insane territory, with one of the recommended diaries encouraging Murkowski to go third party because Miller is "too far right" to win in the general.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 30, 2010 06:01 AM (FkKjr)

34 One in six receiving gubmint handouts. Sweet !

Posted by: Barbarian at August 30, 2010 06:01 AM (EL+OC)

35 All of the 'bad attitudes' reflected on this post are the result of the American people now getting their news from (what Tom Brokaw decried as being) "unfiltered" news sources on the Internet."

Why don't you people just go back to NYT, Newsweek, and CNN, etc.? God knows they need the money! (Saw recently that CNN has lost 50% viewership in the last 12 months. The situation is obviously desperate - and getting worse!).

Posted by: alwyr at August 30, 2010 06:02 AM (w2++y)

36 I think it is safe to say, that as of August 30th 2010, Obama still sucks cock.

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 30, 2010 06:02 AM (2OFop)

Â“ItÂ’s not surprising that someone like a Mr. Beck is able to stir up a certain portion of [the American people]. --Pres. Obama

We're uninvolved, yet stirred up.

Bitter and clinging, yet uninformed.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2010 06:02 AM (XdlcF)

38 come on, this is cool and I can't be the only one who made designs in the landscapes in SimCity

http://i.imgur.com/Kr0Nh.jpg

Posted by: fartbubble at August 30, 2010 06:03 AM (gAmQ1)

39 Saw recently that CNN has lost 50% viewership in the last 12 months. The situation is obviously desperate - and getting worse!).
Posted by: alwyr

Sweet. That just made my day.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at August 30, 2010 06:04 AM (JNqU9)

40 of course, it would help if I didn't fuck up the link

http://i34.tinypic.com/2njf4sx.jpg

Posted by: fartbubble at August 30, 2010 06:05 AM (gAmQ1)

41 This pretty much sums up his presidency. I was a firm beliver in the "fact" he was destroying the country intentionally. In the last few weeks I have come to the realization that he's a gifted dunce. I am convinced that he believes that 80% of life is showing up, and doesn't bother with the other 20%.

Posted by: chicken thief at August 30, 2010 06:05 AM (Q0lfL)

42 45 of course, it would help if I didn't fuck up the link

http://i34.tinypic.com/2njf4sx.jpg

Pretty cool.

Posted by: Barbarian at August 30, 2010 06:06 AM (EL+OC)

43 Saw recently that CNN has lost 50% viewership in the last 12 months. The situation is obviously desperate - and getting worse!).
Posted by: alwyr

Sweet. That just made my day.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene

News items such as this may well result in one of two things: some media outlets pull back from the precipice and at least pretend to be impartial. Others will go all out, full Biden, in the hope of gevernment bailouts, or individual employment. This last one is most likely.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 30, 2010 06:07 AM (R2fpr)

44 All of the 'bad attitudes' reflected on this post are the result of the American people now getting their news from (what Tom Brokaw decried as being) "unfiltered" news sources on the Internet."

Why don't you people just go back to NYT, Newsweek, and CNN, etc.? God knows they need the money! (Saw recently that CNN has lost 50% viewership in the last 12 months. The situation is obviously desperate - and getting worse!).

Posted by: alwyr at August 30, 2010 10:02 AM (w2++y) .

Yeah, let's go back to only getting "filtered" news from "journalists" like Tom or Dan Rather

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2010 06:08 AM (1Jaio)

45 The Traitor-in-Chief is at it again. A meeting will be held at the White House tomorrow to funnel taxpayer money to various terrorist (e.g. Muzzie) groups.

Read about it here: http://bit.ly/bqYU7l

Some of you think we're gaining ground on the Mohammedan Mouthpiece? Not as long as he can get away with a treasonous stunt like this.

Add this to the long list of impeachable offenses Osama Obama would face if Congress -- and the public, including squish conservatives -- had the balls to treat him like the corrupt, America-hating goon he is and not keep giving him free passes based on some twisted notion of "comity." And race-guilt.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 30, 2010 06:09 AM (Ulu3i)

Legal Insurrection has lots of funny quotes from liberals who are smarter than us:

The point is that (a) the teabaggers donÂ’t actually have a cause, just a lot of resentments; and (2) [sic] their slogans and symbols are displays of tribal dominance only.

(emphasis mine, "sic" from L.I.)

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2010 06:10 AM (XdlcF)

47 #38 That thread won't likely survive there, thankfully. EE is nuttier than my shits after eating six planters cans but Neil Stevens has been on a tear destroying posts and banning posters who demand conservatives "sit out or support a purer/better/etc alternative". He attacked one person just for pumping up Ron Johnson's pathetic, broke primary opponent by claiming RJ wasn't "a true conservative" (the most nauseating line I have heard repeated infinity times this cycle)

Posted by: CAC at August 30, 2010 06:10 AM (lV4Fs)

48 Redstate looks like it went further into batshit insane territory, with one of the recommended diaries encouraging Murkowski to go third party because Miller is "too far right" to win in the general.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 30, 2010 10:01 AM (FkKjr)

Where do you find that at? I looked and don't see it. As a matter of fact, I have never seen anything BUT support for Miller at Redstate.

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2010 06:11 AM (/jbAw)

49 This pretty much sums up his presidency. I was a firm beliver in the "fact" he was destroying the country intentionally. In the last few weeks I have come to the realization that he's a gifted dunce. I am convinced that he believes that 80% of life is showing up, and doesn't bother with the other 20%.

Posted by: chicken thief

This. These idiots have been trying to create the Eurotopia that our betters have beeen selling for years. I heard this litany when I was in college (mid '80s). During all that time, they ignored the fact that these countries are demographically unsustainable, living for the present and weak, relying on the US for their defense. The irony is that at least some are trying to reverse course, while others are already tottering (Greece). Meanwhile, they blindly press on with the 'ideals' that have been tired and found wanting.

P.S. I have lojack. Don't even try.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 30, 2010 06:12 AM (R2fpr)

50 There could be a 'tea party' congressman from Massachusetts this election. From the Killing Fields to the Tea Party "After years in a Thai refugee camp, in 1986 Mr. Meas was brought to the United States by the aid organization Catholic Charities. He spent months watching "General Hospital" and "All My Children" to improve his vocabulary. Twenty-five years laterÂ—after stints as a shoe-shine boy, a grocery-bagger, and a financial adviserÂ—Mr. Meas is learning the craft of politics. "Health care should not be in the realm of government," he tells me in carefully accented English at a Cambodian restaurant where he is something of a celebrity. America is "on a slow path towards socialism." And "we need to get government out of managing people's lives."" "Mr. Meas, who describes this country as "heaven on Earth," is running in Massachusetts' fifth district, currently represented by Democrat Niki Tsongas. Of the four Republicans competing to run against her, only Mr. Meas and Jon Golnik have garnered significant media attention. Mr. Golnik, a moderate Republican from Carlisle whose media team includes veterans of Sen. Scott Brown's campaign, is widely expected to prevail in the Sept. 14 primary. Mr. Meas is hobbled by an almost total absence of campaign money, an inexperienced campaign staff, and the difficulty of being a self-described "social conservative" in a liberal state." "Mr. Meas prefers to identify as a Reagan Republican. Unlike the countless other Reagan votaries in the party, Mr. Meas offers a convincing claim that the 40th president was quite literally his personal savior. "I owe my life to him; he allowed me to come here and he fought Communism," he says."

Posted by: fluffy, masshole in the 5th district at August 30, 2010 06:14 AM (4Kl5M)

51 "by claiming RJ wasn't "a true conservative" (the most nauseating line I have heard repeated infinity times this cycle)" I have a fear that that is going to be the sum total of the Republican primary campaign. For the first time in a long time everyone is running to the Right. "We" have decades worth of purity tests to apply to them all. Of course, some regions demand different "purities" and our nominee has to try and please them all. Means we'll probably end up with the candidate who has the best attack ads and slogan design.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2010 06:16 AM (I+0qc)

52 Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed and employed.

When she said "Barack will make you work" she must have been referring to the unpaid child labor she uses in that garden.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 30, 2010 06:17 AM (KJkPO)

"...someone like a Mr. Beck..."

I wish the "interviewer", instead of taking transcription, would have asked the obvious question:

"Okay, so exactly what kind of someone is Mr. Beck? Please be specific by citing his words or deeds that are in your opinion incorrect or dihonest."

Posted by: sherlock at August 30, 2010 06:18 AM (thr9V)

54 #57 Thankfully there are only a few states left with primaries. Despite everyones hatred for Castle, I think he walks in the primary, and he SHOULD. O'Donnell is no Miller. She's not even as ethical as Waters or Trafficant. I think that there are still some key races that are winnable with the right strong candidates. That doesn't always mean the most moderate or the most conservative. Just the strongest position to deliver their local blow to Marxism in the district.

Posted by: CAC at August 30, 2010 06:18 AM (lV4Fs)

55 We will always have catfish.

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2010 06:19 AM (THrql)

56 So, apparently the "Yes We Can" children singing about Obama says "Thank You Satan" backwards....at about the minute mark:

http://tinyurl.com/24x286x

Posted by: g at August 30, 2010 06:19 AM (J97b8)

57 60 Ooops. I meant to say that about the 2012 Republican primary race.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2010 06:20 AM (I+0qc)

58 #63 It applies this year as well. Just listen to the few Didiertards still screaming delusionally and meth-crazed about how Rossi is a RINO.

Posted by: CAC at August 30, 2010 06:21 AM (lV4Fs)

59 The Feds were proposing a five year ban. So what did POTUS/TOTUS and FLOTUS wolf down day after day while on the east coast on their extended vacation?

Why is anyone surprised? That's how Communists and Third World dictators roll.

(File under "Of course Barry isn't Hitler..." Hitler banned smoking but he didn't smoke himself.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 30, 2010 06:23 AM (KJkPO)

60 46 I've begun to become convinced that we have our first Asperger's President on our hands. Not sure who's in charge of nudging him in whatever direction, but there are days when you can right about see the strings, like some bad puppet show. Of course he doesn't see it, he thinks he's in charge...doesn't even realize it. But his faculties in dealing with people are clearly extremely limited.

It would be amusing to see what would happen if the strings were suddenly cut.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 30, 2010 06:23 AM (IkEhE)

61 @55 Meas sounds like a good guy.

My hope is that Bill Gunn beats John Olver in MA-1. Olver's clueless.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 30, 2010 06:25 AM (FkKjr)

14 His life is going to end up a hell of a lot different, too: sipping cocktails on a porch in some decaying gated community in Kenya, dreaming of what might have been...

Sounds like the ending of Godfather III. Michael Corleone drops dead old and alone in the courtyard of his house in Sicily with only a small dog yapping around him.

Posted by: Book Geek at August 30, 2010 06:27 AM (1+OO5)

Another Katrina story that isn't just liberal screeching about Boooooosh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2010 06:29 AM (XdlcF)

64 @28 andycanuck Great minds think alike.... President Obama Fails Intelligence Test

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2010 06:29 AM (+kzvp)

65 My hope is that Bill Gunn beats John Olver in MA-1. Olver's clueless. The whole Mass delegation is clueless or malicious.

Posted by: fluffy, masshole at August 30, 2010 06:29 AM (4Kl5M)

66 Oh my god. The people are really going to have a temper tantrum in November.

Posted by: Peter Jennings at August 30, 2010 06:34 AM (DYJjQ)

67 This is hilarious! Obama is himself "uninformed and uninvolved." He doesn't even read! He says all he does is scratch his balls and watch the sports channel. Dubya read books; Obama scratches his balls and watches tv.

Posted by: apodoca at August 30, 2010 06:37 AM (JCHdz)

Posted by: Peter Jennings at August 30, 2010 10:34 AM (DYJjQ)

Shouldn't that be 'Zombie Peter Jennings'?

And I'm not sure temper tantrum is quite the term.

Tsunami maybe?

Posted by: HH at August 30, 2010 06:42 AM (6oDXl)

69 oh wow, someone setup a bootleg 24hour tv station on justin.tv that mimics Cartoon Network when it didn't suck (with other random stuff like MST3K and Rifftrax on late at night). Greatest internet find of the month for me.

http://tinyurl.com/23e8sr2

Posted by: fartbubble at August 30, 2010 06:47 AM (gAmQ1)

Aug. 30 (Bloomberg) -- U.S. stocks fell and Treasuries rallied as American personal incomes trailed estimates, fueling concern the economic rebound is slowing.

Recovery Summer comrades, Recovery Summer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2010 07:29 AM (1Jaio)

71 When she said "Barack will make you work" she must have been referring to the unpaid child labor she uses in that garden.
Daddy? Why do I have to drag this 500-pound bag of horsey manure out to the garden?

Posted by: malia's evil twin at August 30, 2010 08:14 AM (3phFo)

72 Dr. Shrinker was from the '70s.

Posted by: catmman at August 30, 2010 08:20 AM (DTzwU)

73 Electra Woman & Dynagirl was also from the 70s. Both shows were part of the Sid and Marty Krofft saturday morning kids show.

Posted by: catmman at August 30, 2010 08:24 AM (DTzwU)

74 wish they would release all of the Sid & Marty Krofft shows on dvd or blu-ray (and not just that dvd with the pilots on it)

Posted by: fartbubble at August 30, 2010 08:27 AM (gAmQ1)

75 Actually, you can watch a lot of the Krofft stuff on You Tube. There's a lot of stuff there.

Posted by: catmman at August 30, 2010 08:39 AM (DTzwU)

Hey, I don't know how to do the tinyurl thing, but there's a great article from Time via Yahoo news that will make morons everywhere rejoice.

"Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds"

I haven't been this happy since the first time I found the BFG 9000 in DOOM.

Posted by: Ed Snyder at August 30, 2010 08:42 AM (4AGIG)

I have a question for the morons. Is it off limits to refer to Michelle Obama as a klingon or what not?

I think I remember ace doing riffs on this 'cause he was pissed about the MFM always refering to her as "the most beautiful and glamourous woman in the world!!!!" right after the elections.

But I don't know if this was later ruled to be insensitive or offensive.

If so, that's cool.

I'm not looking to pull a Bl*zer here. I'm just looking for a blog ruling.

Thanks.

Posted by: ed at August 30, 2010 09:18 AM (Zsqn4)

78 What he put out was Worf is OK, Wookie is not.

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2010 09:26 AM (/jbAw)

79 Thanks Vic. No problem.

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