March 28, 2010
— Purple Avenger Well, maybe not a squirrel in absolute zoological terms, but a fresh post at least.
Bad things of note:
The Obama double dip recession is still on schedule for delivery in the next month or so.
Good things of note:
Obama has yet to find a way to wreck the laws physics, particularly gravity, so we can expect our chairs to stay on the floor and computers to remain on desks at least for a while.
In spite of all the crashes and wild swings of economic indicators, Chemists will be pleased to learn properties of the elements in Periodic Table have remained remarkably stable and resilient in the face of all this uncertainty.
If the Period Table can hold fast, so can we. We will prevail.
All indicators are that pitch fork and tar futures will be spiking sharply Monday morning. Place your bets now.
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Posted by: AlexC at March 28, 2010 11:49 AM (op8sZ)
That other thread started to smell like a decomposing corpse. Thanks P.A.
Posted by: Blazer at March 28, 2010 03:48 PM (t72+4)
In other words, it smelled like Nancy Pelosi?
Posted by: conscious, but out of my mind with rage at March 28, 2010 11:50 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 28, 2010 11:50 AM (u40nR)
In other words, it smelled like Nancy Pelosi?
Posted by: conscious, but out of my mind with rage at March 28, 2010 03:50 PM (Vu6sl)
No, I'm pretty sure Nancy smells like burnt plastic.
Posted by: Blazer at March 28, 2010 11:51 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: John Fn' Kerry at March 28, 2010 11:51 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: AlexC at March 28, 2010 11:52 AM (op8sZ)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at March 28, 2010 11:53 AM (u7eo+)
But PA, the Periodic Table has changed since I first started learning it.
Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2010 11:53 AM (QrA9E)
nam grunt: my husband fileted crappie & immediately rode off to give them to someone else. i'm coming to your house.
Posted by: kelley in virginia at March 28, 2010 03:53 PM (u7eo+)
Huh, wuh ? Is he insane?
Posted by: Blazer at March 28, 2010 11:54 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 28, 2010 11:54 AM (qc50f)
Posted by: conscious and knowingly incoherent at March 28, 2010 11:55 AM (Vu6sl)
These are speckled trout fresh out of the Gulf, dredged in honey mustard then cajun seasoning, very huge filets.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 28, 2010 11:55 AM (u40nR)
This thread is livelier than Ted Kennedy's rotting jowls.
Posted by: Fish at March 28, 2010 11:56 AM (M5t+h)
I'm with my right and honorable friend, Fish.
I tried to reserve hatred only for evil, not for people, places, or things.
But these Democrats are indeed behaving insidiously.
Posted by: This is Quincy, M.E. at March 28, 2010 11:56 AM (Pq5ey)
Problem is, those are paid out of "Obama's stash"
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 28, 2010 03:54 PM (qc50f)
So, you're getting paid in cocaine and Kools, 'eh ?
Posted by: Blazer at March 28, 2010 11:56 AM (t72+4)
See people, it pays.
Posted by: Editor at March 28, 2010 11:57 AM (YX6i/)
Obama jabs Bush and Iraq war while visiting troops http://bit.ly/bLiIvQ
Posted by: conscious and knowingly incoherent at March 28, 2010 03:55 PM (Vu6sl)
I'm sure that went over like an egg salad fart at a board meeting.
Posted by: Blazer at March 28, 2010 11:57 AM (t72+4)
“Obama has yet to find a way to wreck rescind the laws physics, by totalitarian edict, particularly gravity,”
FTFY
Posted by: he'd tryin' at March 28, 2010 11:58 AM (ucq49)
31..
That's one of those pics that didn't cause me to laugh right away. It took about 30 seconds for it to be really funny.
Posted by: jmflynny at March 28, 2010 11:59 AM (x3ghH)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 28, 2010 11:59 AM (u40nR)
Posted by: Seth Davis at March 28, 2010 12:00 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Someone always references 1984 at March 28, 2010 12:00 PM (YX6i/)
Everything, everywhere is a campaign rally for Obama.
With his kids at suppertime, Obama stands up and says, "I'm not like other daddys who don't feed their kids. I'll feed you today and I'll make sure I put food on the table tomorrow, too!" And then waits for his girls to applaud.
Posted by: This is Quincy, M.E. at March 28, 2010 12:01 PM (Pq5ey)
W, received a much more overt welcome when he was with the Troops than this asshole did.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 28, 2010 03:59 PM (u40nR)
Obama's time in the Senate was spent disparaging our military and rooting for us to lose. The troops know who their real friend is and it ain't this guy.
Posted by: Blazer at March 28, 2010 12:01 PM (t72+4)
Obama jabs Bush and Iraq war while visiting troops http://bit.ly/bLiIvQ
Has a bomber jacket ever looked so ill-fitting on a manchild before?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 28, 2010 12:01 PM (kf46j)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 28, 2010 12:02 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at March 28, 2010 12:02 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Hydrogen at March 28, 2010 12:03 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Al at March 28, 2010 12:04 PM (0lyUI)
I love Joe Biden math!
That's why I call a 7&7 a Biden 15. My barkeep at my local watering hole knows what it is now!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 28, 2010 12:04 PM (kf46j)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 28, 2010 12:06 PM (u40nR)
I know now what you mean. Kickass finale. Oh, and OT.
Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2010 12:06 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 28, 2010 12:06 PM (9hSKh)
Gravity will be taxed in 4 years. If you don't pay, you'll float away.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 28, 2010 12:07 PM (qc50f)
Posted by: Cicero at March 28, 2010 12:07 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: stuiec at March 28, 2010 12:08 PM (W+GYq)
#58 Gravity will be taxed in 4 years. If you don't pay, you'll float away.
When's the tax on the building block of life (carbon) going to begin?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 28, 2010 12:08 PM (9hSKh)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 28, 2010 12:09 PM (u40nR)
Posted by: AllahTyrant at March 28, 2010 12:09 PM (s3LK6)
Ummm, hey look, a squirrel!
Jeezus, for a second there I thought you said rabbit and almost shit my pants.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 28, 2010 12:09 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 28, 2010 04:09 PM (u40nR)
Well, you were quite restrained, I'd venture.
Posted by: Editor at March 28, 2010 12:09 PM (YX6i/)
"We have squirrel every Thankgiving, "
Consider yourself lucky. Better than possum. Which FDR introduced west of the Mississippi during the Great Depression.
What's ObaMaoists new "delicacy" going to be?
Posted by: Sherif Joe at March 28, 2010 12:10 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: Bob Beckel, Red Ed Shultz, Michael Moore Dunkin Donuts please at March 28, 2010 12:11 PM (kf46j)
What's ObaMaoists new "delicacy" going to be?
Posted by: Sherif Joe at March 28, 2010 04:10 PM (ucq49)
Shit sandwich.
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2010 12:11 PM (VuLos)
What's ObaMaoists new "delicacy" going to be?
Posted by: Sherif Joe at March 28, 2010 04:10 PM (ucq49)
Cream Of Crap
Posted by: Blazer at March 28, 2010 12:11 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Hydrogen at March 28, 2010 04:03 PM (QKKT0)
Bring that shit over here and see what happens!
You inert little bitch...
Posted by: Na, Cs and the gang at March 28, 2010 12:11 PM (YoPRf)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMxs0EZrFfI
Posted by: Iblis at March 28, 2010 12:12 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Na, Cs and the gang at March 28, 2010 12:13 PM (YoPRf)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 28, 2010 12:13 PM (qc50f)
Sometimes I like to freak little kids out by telling them that if enough people stopped believing in gravity it wouldn't exist anymore and then we'd all float off the planet.
My son has a t-shirt that says "Gravity, not just a good idea, but the law"
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 28, 2010 12:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Hydrogen at March 28, 2010 04:03 PM (QKKT0)
Bring that shit over here and see what happens!
You inert little bitch...
Posted by: Na, Cs and the gang at March 28, 2010 04:11 PM (YoPRf)
Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in hee-ah, up in hee-ah,
Y'all gonna make me ack a fool, up in hee-ah, up in hee-ah.....
Posted by: Plutonium at March 28, 2010 12:14 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 28, 2010 12:14 PM (kf46j)
"What's ObaMaoists new "delicacy" going to be?"
Who knows. It definitely won't be us. He'd lose half his support.
Posted by: cockroaches at March 28, 2010 12:16 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 28, 2010 12:17 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Zoltan at March 28, 2010 12:19 PM (P84E9)
Posted by: conscious and knowingly incoherent at March 28, 2010 03:55 PM
(Vu6sl)
Has he used the word "Victory" in anything other than a health care campaign stop yet? No? Then fuck him.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at March 28, 2010 12:21 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 28, 2010 12:21 PM (S1Ttj)
Montana winters are tough, we use our Squirrel Skins for condoms.
Turn'em backwards and call it a Butte tickler!
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2010 12:22 PM (YoPRf)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 28, 2010 12:27 PM (qc50f)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 28, 2010 12:30 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2010 12:30 PM (kb7sI)
Posted by: koopy at March 28, 2010 12:31 PM (ctR4U)
The Gov.who frequented the girls of the Manhattan Madam?
The shit keeps getting deeper and deeper.
He must be a great guy to hang with!
Posted by: hous bin pharteen at March 28, 2010 12:33 PM (pU4D7)
Posted by: Darth Rove at March 28, 2010 12:36 PM (GfYt/)
Posted by: Darth Rove at March 28, 2010 12:38 PM (GfYt/)
Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean "health tonic," which apparently tastes like raw gasoline. Little mice, eyes still closed, are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive) into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.
Posted by: sickinmass at March 28, 2010 04:37 PM (1rflU)
How delightful. I am only surprised that it isn't Japanese!
Posted by: sharrukin at March 28, 2010 12:39 PM (593B8)
Anyone notice that the P.A. Gov. Ed Rendell has been a favorite Dem on both Hannity and O'reilly?
Hannity's been suspect to me for a couple of years now. Especially when he was having his love affair with Arlen Sphincter. I don't listen to him anymore. He definitely can't debate worth a crap.
Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 28, 2010 12:40 PM (aADS9)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 28, 2010 12:40 PM (S1Ttj)
I hear the Chinese cut the balls of a Rhino then smoke it. They clain it's better then Viagra. They also make a soup from aborted human fetuses for fertility or some shit.
Posted by: Darth Rove at March 28, 2010 12:41 PM (GfYt/)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 28, 2010 12:41 PM (kf46j)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 28, 2010 12:45 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: sickinmass at March 28, 2010 04:41 PM (1rflU)
Worst I ever heard about is eating raw monkey brains while the monkey is still alive in the middle of the table. I hear there are video's which I will not link. That is just sick.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 28, 2010 12:46 PM (593B8)
Posted by: koopy at March 28, 2010 12:47 PM (ctR4U)
...and holding rallies in places like Washington, D.C. and Searchlight, Nevada hasn't stopped any of it.
Patient Protection Affordable Care Act, page 1312: SEC. 5210. ESTABLISHING A READY RESERVE CORPS.
Remember this?
But WTH! It just can't happen in America!
...except for the undeniable fact that it is already happening, that is.
There's a reason that bill weighed in at 2,700 pages...most of it had little to do with health care.
it had everything to do with shredding the last tatters of what remained of The Constitution.
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 28, 2010 12:49 PM (wmtV/)
A balut is a Philappino delicacy. It is a fertilized egg warmed in the sand for a few days and then eaten.
Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2010 12:49 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: koopy at March 28, 2010 12:53 PM (ctR4U)
FDR tried the same thing. Why wasn't he successful with it?
Posted by: Darth Rove at March 28, 2010 12:53 PM (GfYt/)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 28, 2010 12:53 PM (S1Ttj)
Hey! Quit dissing us! I did not know he gone completely back to his 9/10 hippy ways! I was a little more busy then reading his crapola!
Posted by: hous bin pharteen at March 28, 2010 12:54 PM (pU4D7)
124 Yes, your list needs a lot of clarification!
I love bar food, football more, would most likely people pick (insert sport here) over shopping. I also think Valentine's Day is a farce and my gorgeous co-worker would be free to come over to my house. (I'll assume she's a dumbass though for this hypothetical!)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 28, 2010 12:55 PM (kf46j)
Posted by: hous bin pharteen at March 28, 2010 12:55 PM (pU4D7)
LOL, Taco Bell is dull bland and tasteless fake Mexican food.
The red pepper grows upon the banks of the brook
The Mexican use it in all that he cook
Just dine it with one of 'em and you're bound to shout
I've hell on the inside as well as it out
Or so says Johnny Cash
Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2010 12:56 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Darth Rove at March 28, 2010 04:53 PM (GfYt/)
Not enough young socialists emerging from the school system in that day?
Posted by: sharrukin at March 28, 2010 12:57 PM (593B8)
I was introduced to them on the streets of Olongapo City, PI. A buddy ate one. I almost puked just from the odor.
Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2010 01:00 PM (QrA9E)
hmmm...
would anyone be surprised if college's curricula started to include Social Engineering Studies to their Engineering & Science programs?
Posted by: This is Concerned at March 28, 2010 01:01 PM (Pq5ey)
Posted by: CDR M at March 28, 2010 01:02 PM (cvmTR)
Sometimes I like to freak little kids out by telling them that if enough people stopped believing in gravity it wouldn't exist anymore and then we'd all float off the planet.
My son has a t-shirt that says "Gravity, not just a good idea, but the law"
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 28, 2010 04:14 PM (RZ8pf)
aren't we glad the earth sucksPosted by: willow at March 28, 2010 01:03 PM (7FgWm)
It refers to doctors and the Public Health Service. It has nothing to do with a secret army it does not lay the foundation for a Liebstandarte Barack Obama. In reality what it does is create a mechanism for press ganging medical professionals into government service during a "crisis". I despise this "law" as much as any other freedom loving American, but it does none of us any good to hop a train to Kooktown. That is exactly what our Democratic adversaries wants from us.
Posted by: sandbagger at March 28, 2010 01:09 PM (IOKTj)
Warning: Subject to New Politically Correct Language Police CensorshipToday at 1:59pm
March Madness battles rage! My family and I join millions of Americans enjoying college basketballÂ’s finest through March Madness. Underdogs always get my vote as we watch intense competition bring out the best in these accomplished teams.
The Final Four is an intense, contested series (kind of like a heated, competitive primary election), so best of luck to all teams, and watch for this principle lived out: the team that wins is the team that wants it more.
To the teams that desire making it this far next year: Gear up! In the battle, set your sights on next season’s targets! From the shot across the bow – the first second’s tip-off – your leaders will be in the enemy’s crosshairs, so you must execute strong defensive tactics. You won’t win only playing defense, so get on offense! The crossfire is intense, so penetrate through enemy territory by bombing through the press, and use your strong weapons – your Big Guns – to drive to the hole. Shoot with accuracy; aim high and remember it takes blood, sweat and tears to win.
Focus on the goal and fight for it. If the gate is closed, go over the fence. If the fence is too high, pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, parachute in. If the other side tries to push back, your attitude should be “go for it.” Get in their faces and argue with them. (Sound familiar?!) Every possession is a battle; you’ll only win the war if you’ve picked your battles wisely. No matter how tough it gets, never retreat, instead RELOAD!
- Sarah Palin
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+tard at March 28, 2010 01:09 PM (GB1aU)
sick in mass..
both : cat wash and Lacey Underalls, jokes (whom i personally adore) helped me smile for first time in a friggn weeks. thanks
Posted by: willow at March 28, 2010 01:12 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 28, 2010 01:15 PM (rurh0)
Not enough young socialists emerging from the school system in that day?
Posted by: sharrukin at March 28, 2010 04:57 PM (593B
The federal government was a tad smaller as well.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 28, 2010 01:15 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Unobtanium on Pandora at March 28, 2010 01:17 PM (BCSpK)
Of course, it just can't happen in America, Sandbagger...you anonymous, pettifogging coward...
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 28, 2010 01:18 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: willow at March 28, 2010 01:18 PM (7FgWm)
Of course, it just can't happen in America, Sandbagger...you anonymous, pettifogging coward...
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel
You're either an idiot or an agent provocateur. I'm going to go with idiot for the moment.
Posted by: sandbagger at March 28, 2010 01:31 PM (IOKTj)
* #10995 by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING TELECOMMUNICATIONS MANAGEMENT FUNCTIONS — Seizure of all communications media in the United States.
* #10997 by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS FUNCTIONS TO THE SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR — Seizure of all electric power, fuels, and minerals, both public and private.
* #10998 by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS FUNCTIONS TO THE SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE — Seizure of all food supplies and resources, public, and private, all farms and farm equipment.
* #10999 by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS FUNCTIONS TO THE SECRETARY OF COMMERCE — Seizure of all means of transportation, including personal cars, trucks or vehicles of any kind and total control over all highways, seaports and waterways.
* #11000 by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS FUNCTIONS TO THE SECRETARY OF LABOR — Seizure of all American population for work forces under federal supervision, including dividing families as necessary according to governmental plans.
* #11001 by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS FUNCTIONS TO THE SECRETARY OF HEALTH, EDUCATION, AND WELFARE — Seizure of all health, education and welfare facilities, both public and private.
* #11002by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS FUNCTIONS TO THE POSTMASTER GENERAL — Empowers the Postmaster General to register all men, women and children in the U.S.
* #11003 by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS FUNCTIONS TO THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE FEDERAL AVIATION AGENCY — Seizure of all airports and aircraft.
* #11004 by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING CERTAIN EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS FUNCTIONS TO THE HOUSING AND HOME FINANCE ADMINISTRATOR — Seizure of all housing and finance authorities, to establish Forced Relocation. Designates areas to be abandoned as “unsafe,” establishes new locations for populations, relocates communications, builds new housing with public (’tax-payers’) funds.
* #11005 by John Kennedy, 1962: ASSIGNING EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS FUNCTIONS TO THE INTERSTATE COMMERCE COMMISSION — Seizure of all railroads, inland waterways and storage facilities, public and private.
* #11051 by John Kennedy, 1962: PRESCRIBING RESPONSIBILITIES OF THE OFFICE OF EMERGENCY PLANNING IN THE EXECUTIVE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT — Provides the Office of Emergency Planning complete authorisation to put the above orders into effect in times of increased international tension or economic or financial crisis.
* #11490 by Richard Nixon, 1969: Assigning emergency preparedness functions to Federal departments and agencies — Combines Executive Orders #11001 to #11005 and #11051 into a single Executive Order.
* #11921 by Gerald Ford, 1976: Adjusting Emergency Preparedness Assignments to Organizational and Functional Changes in Federal Departments and Agencies — F.E.M.A. is authorised to develop plans control energy, prices and wages, credit and the money supply to U.S. banks in the event of a ‘National Emergency.’ Congress may not review a President’s decision to enforce a ‘National Emergency’ for six months. (emphasis mine)
* #12656 by Ronald Reagan, 1988: Assigmment of Emergency Preparedness Responsibilities – The National Security Council given authority to determine requisite emergency powers (increased domestic surveillance, isolation of communites, restriction of movement for groups and individuals in the USA, control of airspace, use of the national guard to enforce laws and seal borders).
* #12919 by Bill Clinton, 1994: NATIONAL DEFENSE INDUSTRIAL RESOURCES PREPAREDNESS – “National Defense Industrial Resources Preparedness” delegates authorities, responsibilities and allocations of F.E.M.A.’s Executive Orders for the confiscation of ALL PROPERTY from the American people, and their re-location and assignment to ‘labor’ camps. This Executive Order also supersedes or revokes eleven (11) previous Executive Orders [from 1939 through 1991] and amends Executive Order #10789 and #11790. The declaration of a ‘National Emergency’ by the President may immediately lead to the implementation of all or part of these provisions and if he so desires he may implement martial law, suspend the Constitution, nulify habeas corpus and all other personal liberties and rights.
See also: H.R. 1348, now, Public Law #111-13.
Your belief in a free America, under a standing constitution,. is an illusion, at best.
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 28, 2010 01:31 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 28, 2010 01:43 PM (rurh0)
I'm using facts and providing references and resources...you're what is that again? Oh, yeah. Silly Sophistry and logical fallacies.
You can legitimately disagree with my interpretations of the facts, and provide facts and references and resources that prove your supposed case...but that's not what you're doing...is it...you anonymous, pettifogging coward.
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 28, 2010 01:45 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: willow at March 28, 2010 01:52 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Deety at March 28, 2010 02:27 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: United Nations at March 28, 2010 02:30 PM (JnRwa)
Thanks PA for another excellent thread. You are my new fav, you and Dave. Ace could catapult to the top again if he would inject a little more of his levity instead of getting all pent up angry and shit. Seriously, there is some easy material out there...and one day perhaps we could teach BO to limber up enough to perform fellatio on himself. That way, we could be assured that he would not leave the WH much...and keep our damage to a minimum.
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at March 28, 2010 02:31 PM (uFdnM)
I'm using facts and providing references and resources...you're what is that again? Oh, yeah. Silly Sophistry and logical fallacies.
What you're doing is carrying on like a paranoid lunatic.
You can legitimately disagree with my interpretations of the facts, and provide facts and references and resources that prove your supposed case...but that's not what you're doing...is it...you anonymous, pettifogging coward.
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel
What you've done is remind me of the AM radio programs I listened to for amusement when I used to work night shifts.
Posted by: sandbagger at March 28, 2010 02:33 PM (IOKTj)
Posted by: Charlie Crist at March 28, 2010 02:37 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: A Bored Dog at March 28, 2010 02:38 PM (MMC8r)
"In spite of all the crashes and wild swings of economic indicators, Chemists will be pleased to learn properties of the elements in Periodic Table have remained remarkably stable and resilient in the face of all this uncertainty."
Well, that's fine. But how does that affect inner city poverty?
When I went to school, ours was so poor that our Periodic Table of the Elements had only the Group II Metals and the Lanthanide series.
That's how bad things were then.
Just sayin'
Posted by: effinayright at March 28, 2010 02:39 PM (3sB5l)
WTF?
Bull Moose anyone?
Damn, this guy is clueless.
Not living in FL, I had no idea.
Posted by: Deety at March 28, 2010 02:43 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at March 28, 2010 02:55 PM (uFdnM)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 28, 2010 03:01 PM (egdLs)
Posted by: sharrukin at March 28, 2010 04:03 PM (593B8)
Posted by: sharrukin at March 28, 2010 08:03 PM (593B
OK, I found it. The 2004 version.
Posted by: sharrukin at March 28, 2010 04:49 PM (593B8)
@167: "By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on Diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think. she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
NOTE:
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
However, if there is one flaw in women.....
It is that they "FORGET THEIR WORTH"."
But what can I get for a rib?
Posted by: Adam at March 28, 2010 05:05 PM (8MuSQ)
Richard Biggs died in 2004. Puts a real downer on the whole "Dead" theme.
Posted by: The Black Republican at March 28, 2010 08:15 PM (Sz7G2)
"If the Period Table can hold fast, so can we."
the stablity and dogged determination of nitrogen gives me hope...
Posted by: shoey at March 29, 2010 04:43 AM (Ed9Xn)
Maybe the whole Periodic Table of Elements are so traditional and out-dated, so patriarchal, so rigid and unchanging, shouldn't we scrap that system and create a new one based on "elemental justice" and "universal atomic rights"?
i mean, c'mon everyone knows how hateful and greedy iron and gold are, and aren't nitrogen and carbon just a little too traditional?
some elements are just going to have to step aside so silicon and neon can have their day in the sun, it's only fair.
Posted by: the chemical reactionary at March 29, 2010 05:42 AM (Ed9Xn)
some elements are just going to have to step aside so silicon and neon can have their day in the sun, it's only fair.
Reactionary: Why are you taking sides with a noble gas?
Posted by: FireHorse at March 29, 2010 05:52 AM (cQyWA)
"Reactionary: Why are you taking sides with a noble gas?"
someone has to control the politriat comrade, besides we prefer to call them "enlightened" gases these days...
Posted by: the chemical reactionary at March 29, 2010 06:43 AM (Ed9Xn)
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