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February 26, 2010

Under the bus: WH social secretary Desiree Rogers
— Purple Avenger

With the space shuttle fleet soon being retired and all, maybe Obama can upgrade to the shuttle crawler? Lots more room under that than a bus.

..."As we turn the corner on the first year, this is a good time for me to explore opportunities in the corporate world," Rogers told the Chicago Sun-Times, which first reported she was leaving.
Like senior West Wing advisers David Axelrod and Valerie Jarrett, Rogers is a Chicagoan in Obama's inner circle. She is particularly close to First Lady Michelle Obama...

She's is the first of the "inner circle" White House staff appointments to get tossed under, right?

You know what they say about close up and personal killings/firings...the first one is the hardest. It gets easier after that. Or so they say. Pretty soon its no more gut wrenching than tossing away a used Kleenex.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 02:16 PM | Comments (304)
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hey purple avenger! show your tits!!

Posted by: that guy that wants to see purple avenger's tits at February 26, 2010 02:17 PM (DCsuc)

2 You know what they say about close up and personal killings/firings...the first one is the hardest. It gets easier after that. Or so they say. Pretty soon its no more gut wrenching than tossing away a used Kleenex.

Yes, I know. I've killed lots of things, only I don't consider them real "things" because they only had one chromosome set. It does get easier, especially when you use Kleenexes IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 26, 2010 02:18 PM (otlXg)

3 Tough sh!t...no unemployment for her!

Posted by: Sen. Jim Bunning at February 26, 2010 02:19 PM (Vo2Ef)

4
How long before she suffers a tragic 'accident'?

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 26, 2010 02:19 PM (frdTv)

5 Is she the one that lost a bundle in real estate speculation in advance of the Olympics?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2010 02:20 PM (Vo2Ef)

6 Jarrett and Rahm are next. Followed by Axelrod. The 'tell all' books will be priceless.

Posted by: GarandFan at February 26, 2010 02:20 PM (6mwMs)

7 Maybe if NASA promises that Obama will be the first black president to walk on the moon, he will reinstate the funding for the space program.

Posted by: Reagan Youth at February 26, 2010 02:20 PM (lgyDA)

8 How long before she suffers a tragic 'accident'?

She's been suffering with one for over a year now.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 26, 2010 02:20 PM (3NL+E)

9 She woke up one morning with a horse head in her bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 02:22 PM (UOM48)

10
She is unemployable, but she will be humping fitty-cent and doin' the booty bump in a few gangsta rap videos. Go ho!

Posted by: Fish at February 26, 2010 02:22 PM (M5t+h)

Can anyone tell the difference between Obama's inner circle and the old "hairy donut?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 02:23 PM (zgZzy)

Jarrett and Rahm are next. Followed by Axelrod.

Axelrod may fire Obama.

Posted by: Cicero at February 26, 2010 02:23 PM (QKKT0)

13 You know what they say about close up and personal killings/firings...the first one is the hardest. It gets easier after that.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at February 26, 2010 02:24 PM (Vo2Ef)

14 I worry about Michelle and the kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 02:24 PM (UOM48)

15 I fear for her husband's safety.

Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid (D) Hades at February 26, 2010 02:24 PM (QKKT0)

16
Is this the correct horse head?

Posted by: Fish at February 26, 2010 02:25 PM (M5t+h)

17 I worry about Michelle and the kids.

I'm sure Michelle used plenty of plastic tarps to avoid any lasting blood stains.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 26, 2010 02:25 PM (3NL+E)

She woke up one morning with a horse head in her bed.

I've got an airtight alibi!

Posted by: Sen. John Edwards at February 26, 2010 02:26 PM (QKKT0)

19 Did someone say horse head???

Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 26, 2010 02:26 PM (zgZzy)

20

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at February 26, 2010 06:24 PM (Vo2Ef)

"Never, absolutely never fish on Lake Tahoe!"

-Fredo Corleone

Posted by: Fish at February 26, 2010 02:26 PM (M5t+h)

21
Did someone say horse head???

Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 26, 2010 06:26 PM (zgZzy)

You condescending bitch!

Posted by: Senator John Kerry at February 26, 2010 02:27 PM (M5t+h)

22 "What about me? I'm smart!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 02:27 PM (zgZzy)

23 Dear Dr. Amy,

I was recently given notice at my cushy job in the White House. It's so unfair. Not that I'm thinking about it, but what, if anything, would you do to, um, get even?

Posted by: Desiree Rogers at February 26, 2010 02:27 PM (UOM48)

24 It wasn't that she let those people get through security. It was because the woman was better looking and nicer dressed than Michelle.

Posted by: Rocks at February 26, 2010 02:28 PM (yguwr)

25
She's about to find out what its like to be funemployed. Not to worry though, she'll probably get a cushy board position at the SEIU or get Michelle's old hospital job.

These people always make out in the end.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 02:28 PM (t72+4)

26 @26 - Then they'd have to fire the entire staff!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 02:29 PM (zgZzy)

27 Tell me about it. Posted by: Fredo Corleone at February 26, 2010 06:24 PM (Vo2Ef) "Never, absolutely never fish on Lake Tahoe!" -Fredo Corleone Posted by: Fish at February 26, 2010 06:26 PM (M5t+h) Hey can anyone here give me a ride to the airport?

Posted by: Carlo at February 26, 2010 02:29 PM (ekqTc)

28 Don't they usually just move them to another position? Why was this one fired?

Posted by: curious at February 26, 2010 02:29 PM (p302b)

29 Didn't Michelle O say something about making sacrifices and not going into the corporate world?

Posted by: kbiel at February 26, 2010 02:29 PM (odEHq)

30 O/T but I'm surprised there's no thread on Carly Simon finally revealing that "You're So Vain" was about Barack Obama.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2010 02:29 PM (Vo2Ef)

31 Who's going to order the wagyu beef? And arrange the Wednesday night parties? Michelle promised to take care of me. Why meeeee??!?

Posted by: Desiree Rogers at February 26, 2010 02:30 PM (UOM48)

32 I wonder which corporation will be stong armed into taking this cunt on?

I am sure she figures her worth to be at least 250k.

Maybe a diversity coordinator?

Posted by: george at February 26, 2010 02:30 PM (y0VOX)

33 I wonder which corporation will be stong armed into taking this cunt on? I am sure she figures her worth to be at least 250k. Maybe a diversity coordinator? Posted by: george at February 26, 2010 06:30 PM (y0VOX) Toyota?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 02:31 PM (ekqTc)

34 I don't think Desiree will have any problems landing a new job as an influence peddler. Apparently she and a couple of other women (including Valerie Jarrett) have been living together. There has also been some kind of turf war going on between her and Valerie. I don't think Ms. Jarrett is shedding any tears over Desiree's departure. I believe that Desiree's already being replaced, so it looks like the $1,600,000 budget for Michelle's staff will remain intact and the number will remain at 22. Nice, huh?

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 02:31 PM (CfmlF)

35 A Queen video with a shirtless Freddie Mercury.

Dude, that's so gay.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 26, 2010 02:32 PM (Vo2Ef)

36 It'll be interesting to find out (when he's out of office) that the Wookie let her go because Barry was giving Desiree the eyeball.

At lease, that's what I'm hoping for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 02:32 PM (UOM48)

37
Anyone wanna go to the bar for a few pops?

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 26, 2010 02:32 PM (M5t+h)

38 30 Don't they usually just move them to another position? Why was this one fired?

Yeah, they're moving her into the "Private Sector". Don't worry, Desiree will get another cushy job.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 02:33 PM (CfmlF)

39 Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 06:31 PM (CfmlF)

isn't val married and living with her family?

Posted by: curious at February 26, 2010 02:33 PM (p302b)

40 i hear aunti zeituni onyango is angling for this gig

Posted by: newrouter at February 26, 2010 02:33 PM (bEZJ+)

41
Anyone wanna go to the bar for a few pops?

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 26, 2010 06:32 PM (M5t+h)

Sure. I know this really cool place in Mos Eisley

Posted by: Greedo at February 26, 2010 02:34 PM (t72+4)

42
"explore opportunities in the corporate world"
Tr: Shake down clowns using tricks I learned from the one.
Too bad Perez Hilton isn't light skinned with no detectable dialect, he could get the gig.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at February 26, 2010 02:34 PM (Oxen1)

43 38 It'll be interesting to find out (when he's out of office) that the Wookie let her go because Barry was giving Desiree the eyeball.

At lease, that's what I'm hoping for.

Don't think Wookie has to worry, the only balls Barry is interested in are low hanging and hairy

Posted by: beerologist at February 26, 2010 02:34 PM (tgXx6)

44 Hmmm....Must be friday.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 26, 2010 02:34 PM (cpuvG)

45
Barry was giving Desiree the eyeball.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 06:32 PM (UOM4

In the Obama inner circle, it's known as the cooter stink eye!

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 26, 2010 02:34 PM (M5t+h)

46 So what do you think really happened here, reading between the lines? What's the dirt? And I've gotta say - I don't doubt for a minute that Desiree will find a job in a New York minute, as the expression goes. In fact, I bet Oprah's got something lined up for her right now.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 02:35 PM (2006c)

I just want to set the record straight for all you fashionistas. I am the first person who ever rocked the cardigan, not Michelle Obama!

Posted by: Mr. Rodgers at February 26, 2010 02:36 PM (CfmlF)

48 "This ought to make Republicans, particularly New York Congressman Pete King, happy. Mr. King, who's the ranking Republican on the Homeland Security Committee, has been trying for months to call Ms. Rogers before the committee, but the White House hasn't made her available, and naturally, Democrats have been reluctant to issue her a subpoena."

Posted by: curious at February 26, 2010 02:37 PM (p302b)

49 So one of you thinks that Barry might have been oggling Desiree? I didn't think Desiree was all that pretty. But she is prettier than Michelle. Still, it would be pretty funny if he was into her that way.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 02:37 PM (2006c)

50 What was that about a bus?

Posted by: Ugly American at February 26, 2010 02:37 PM (jpf1B)

51 off, ugly sock!

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at February 26, 2010 02:38 PM (jpf1B)

I just want to set the record straight for all you fashionistas. I am the first person who ever rocked the cardigan, not Michelle Obama!

Posted by: Mr. Rodgers at February 26, 2010 06:36 PM (CfmlF)

I'd like to set the record straight too. I was the first person to rock a belt over a fat tummy, not Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Jerry 'The King' Lawler at February 26, 2010 02:39 PM (t72+4)

53 I've said it before...FEAR MY WHEELS!!!

Posted by: THE BUS at February 26, 2010 02:39 PM (k0ncP)

54 7. First black man on the moon? Too late for that.

Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 02:40 PM (b0AML)

55 51 So one of you thinks that Barry might have been oggling diddling Desiree? I didn't think Desiree was all that pretty. But she is prettier than Michelle. Still, it would be pretty funny if he was into her that way.

FTFY

Posted by: Creepy Thread Guy at February 26, 2010 02:40 PM (k0ncP)

56 51 So one of you thinks that Barry might have been oggling Desiree? I didn't think Desiree was all that pretty. But she is prettier than Michelle. Still, it would be pretty funny if he was into her that way.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 06:37 PM (2006c)

And at a minimum, her ass is half as big as Michelle's.

Posted by: conscious and knows big asses when he sees them at February 26, 2010 02:41 PM (Vu6sl)

57
Well, one things for sure. Barry wont have to jack that bus up anymore to change a flat on it.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 02:41 PM (t72+4)

58 Why the hat and the scarf, but no shirt? Was Mr. Mercury chilly? I much prefer the shirtless, but with suspenders, look of the video for "Fat Bottomed Girls."

De mortuis nil nisi bonum and all, but I think sometimes Freddy Mercury's fashion sense was a trifle over-the-top.

Posted by: VKI at February 26, 2010 02:42 PM (LZK9H)

59 Maybe William Ayers can ghost write her experiences of serving her masters in the White House. She can do the talk show circuit to hawk "Happy Accolyte," and the chattering classes can chatter while she recycles herself through the peerage.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 26, 2010 02:42 PM (ZtwUX)

So one of you thinks that Barry might have been oggling Desiree?

Not if you believe what the Hillbuzz boys have to say about him.....

/can't quite make up my mind on that one.

Posted by: Harry the Reid at February 26, 2010 02:43 PM (aYqvi)

61 O/T

Dr Charles Krauthammer is the most awesomest commenter on television.

The Kraut has no tingles running up his leg.

Posted by: Fish at February 26, 2010 02:44 PM (M5t+h)

62 I got nothing

Posted by: pep at February 26, 2010 02:45 PM (0K3p3)

63 isn't val married and living with her family?

curious, here's a portion from the article at Politico:

Friends said that over the past weeks, it became increasingly clear that she would leave the post, because of rising tensions in the East Wing between her and Jarrett. Jarrett, Rogers and Susan Sher, Michelle ObamaÂ’s chief of staff, live in the same apartment complex in Washington, yet sources told POLITICO that there was increasing friction about who was in charge in the East Wing.

Posted by: Mr. Rodgers at February 26, 2010 02:46 PM (CfmlF)

64 Sea World has an opening. Shamu needs a new pool toy.

_{(Yeah, I'm going to hell for that one.)}

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 02:47 PM (UOM48)

Ah, Queen; one of the few really good bands from the 80s. Probably because they started in the mid 70s which I consider the golden age of rock (late 60s to mid 70s).

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2010 02:48 PM (QrA9E)

66
Sea World has an opening. Shamu needs a new pool toy.

_{(Yeah, I'm going to hell for that one.)}

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 06:47 PM (UOM4

I guess I'll be joining you, because I just spit soda all over my monitor when I read that.

FTW

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 02:49 PM (t72+4)

67

Maybe she can open up her own Vajazzling salon.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 02:52 PM (t72+4)

68
_{(Yeah, I'm going to hell for that one.)}

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 06:47 PM (UOM4

You can become friends with Bernie Madoff, Ted Kennedy, John Murtha and Nancy Pelosi when the bitch arrives for an extended stay.

Posted by: Fish at February 26, 2010 02:54 PM (M5t+h)

I just spit soda all over my monitor

Soda? Aw, c'mon. It's Friday....and after 5pm!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 26, 2010 02:55 PM (aYqvi)

70 I wish my exit was so.

Posted by: Vince Foster at February 26, 2010 02:56 PM (uIEmT)

71 I'm just giddy with anticipation for the multitude of tell-all books that (please, God) will come out when Teh Won gets his ass handed to him in '12.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 02:56 PM (UOM48)

72

Once I retire from the political world I was thinking of opening up an Assjazzling salon.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 26, 2010 02:57 PM (t72+4)

73 And the wheels on the bus go round and round...

Posted by: wherestherum at February 26, 2010 02:57 PM (IoLIs)

74 I'm just giddy with anticipation for the multitude of tell-all books that (please, God) will come out when Teh Won gets his ass handed to him in '12. Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 06:56 PM (UOM4

But how many books can Ayers write at one time?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 02:57 PM (ekqTc)

75 #71 Soda? Aw, c'mon. It's Friday....and after 5pm!

I think I know what you drink. Souls, right?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 26, 2010 02:57 PM (otlXg)

76 Hey, guys. Save a place for me at the bar, please. Back in a bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 02:58 PM (UOM48)

77
Hey, guys. Save a place for me at the bar, please. Back in a bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 06:58 PM (UOM4

No problem, we'll dust off the top of the pin-ball machine.

_{(Yeah, I'm going to hell for that one.)}

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 03:01 PM (t72+4)

78 I'll pass on the massage, goomba.

Posted by: Moe Green at February 26, 2010 03:02 PM (I/MqP)

79
No problem, we'll dust off the top of the pin-ball machine.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 07:01 PM (t72+4)

It was my impression the pool table was best, and especially when sinking the eight ball?

Posted by: Fish at February 26, 2010 03:03 PM (M5t+h)

80 #79 _{(Yeah, I'm going to hell for
that one.)}

You really mean "Lord Hades/Miss'80sbaby's Abode", right?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 26, 2010 03:03 PM (otlXg)

81 I'll pass on the massage, goomba. Posted by: Moe Green at February 26, 2010 07:02 PM (I/MqP) Ah stick in your eye

Posted by: guy in black hat at February 26, 2010 03:03 PM (ekqTc)

82 OT...Chicago-area moronettes, go wish Adam Kinzinger a happy birthday tomorrow. You know, this guy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 26, 2010 03:04 PM (OkT2m)

83 OT, but I can't help it. Something I found about the lefty CoffeeParty whinefest.

On that CoffeePartyUSA thing? Check this out.

Per the WaPo article, Park worked on Jim Webb's 2006 campaign, and she's worked on political activism & documentary films with boyfriend Eric Byler.

A quick whois query of coffeepartyusa web names brings up....

coffeepartyusa.org

Registrant ID:CR41943366
Registrant Name:Eric Byler
Registrant Organization:Real Virginians For Webb
Registrant Street1:14461 Sedona Drive
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Gainesville
Registrant State/Province:Virginia
Registrant Postal Code:20155

See for yourself, before they deep-six it.

Posted by: Moe Green at February 26, 2010 03:04 PM (I/MqP)

this isnt helping michelle's fat kids...

Posted by: that guy that wants to see purple avenger's tits at February 26, 2010 03:05 PM (DCsuc)

85 Begone, yond mafia sock!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2010 03:07 PM (I/MqP)

86
Posted by: Moe Green at February 26, 2010 07:04 PM (I/MqP)

Ahhhh, Netroots organizer. Dont you just love the smell of fresh cut grassroots in the morning?

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 03:07 PM (t72+4)

I think I know what you drink. Souls, right?

Oh silly you. I'm fresh out. So wine will have to suffice.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 26, 2010 03:08 PM (aYqvi)

88 she took a 2/3s pay cut at the white House her precious salary was 500K per year

Posted by: O'Shea at February 26, 2010 03:08 PM (mhD2v)

89 Speaking of bars, the other night I made my wife a tequila sunrise, except I used rum instead of tequila. I thought they tasted like shit, but she drank two of em, and passed out. I had sex by myself. Think I should stick with tequila, it dosen't make my arm sore.

Posted by: JDC from Las Vegas at February 26, 2010 03:12 PM (3i4tF)

90 I think she got a very large divorce settlement from her very wealthy ex. I doubt she needs to worry about getting a job.

Posted by: ac at February 26, 2010 03:14 PM (A51gv)

91 What did this broad and Ofrah get caught by the Wookie blowing barry?

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 26, 2010 03:16 PM (zQ+Jy)

92 well is Barry gay or was he having indiscretions with Desiree? Which is it? Or is he Bi? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 03:17 PM (2006c)

93 On that CoffeePartyUSA thing So should we call them coffee potters? bean grinders?

Posted by: fluffy parties with TEA at February 26, 2010 03:17 PM (4Kl5M)

94 #89 Oh silly you. I'm fresh out. So wine will have to suffice.

You know that you can always get more from your Lord Hades/Miss'80sbaby hook-up.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 26, 2010 03:17 PM (otlXg)

95 What women wear under their burka.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 26, 2010 03:18 PM (0FiCa)

96 I just hope he keeps the rest of this crack staff of his on the job and running 'til say, mid-November.

Posted by: nickless at February 26, 2010 03:18 PM (MMC8r)

97 Yeah, right! The corporate world is doing so much better than the political world.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 26, 2010 03:20 PM (ndlFj)

98 97 What women wear under their burka.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 26, 2010 07:18 PM (0FiCa)

I'd hit it!

Posted by: conscious and celibate at February 26, 2010 03:20 PM (Vu6sl)

"well is Barry gay or was he having indiscretions with Desiree"

We've meticulously weighed Barry's foot wear, and determined it to be a few ounces short of a full beta release

Posted by: Nike shoes at February 26, 2010 03:24 PM (ucq49)

100

The Wookie is Bi-curious?

Or actually has a dick?

One of the two!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 26, 2010 03:24 PM (zQ+Jy)

101

73 I'm just giddy with anticipation for the multitude of tell-all books that (please, God) will come out when Teh Won gets his ass handed to him in '12.

Much as I would enjoy reading same, I doubt (to be too serious-faced for a moment) any such will ever be published. The Left has too much invested in BO's awesomeness to raise any stink about him. After all, how many tell-all books came out exposing Jimmy Carter for the ass we all knew (and know) him to be?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2010 03:25 PM (eNxMU)

102
well is Barry gay or was he having indiscretions with Desiree? Which is it? Or is he Bi? Inquiring minds want to know

Depends on how much blow I've snorted.

Posted by: Barry O'bama at February 26, 2010 03:27 PM (Oxen1)

103 After all, how many tell-all books came out exposing Jimmy Carter for the ass we all knew (and know) him to be? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2010 07:25 PM (eNxMU) Books written about the obvious generally don't sell all that much. Just saying.

Posted by: guy in black hat at February 26, 2010 03:27 PM (ekqTc)

104 Is she the chick responsible for all the fabulous gifts Obama hands out?

Posted by: mpur at February 26, 2010 03:30 PM (7m5P2)

105 Anyone see the Larry Sinclair Video?

Posted by: Jimi at February 26, 2010 03:30 PM (fqxV7)

106

So, I see in the sidebar that a mans penis was freed from a pipe with a grinder. A real man would have used C-4.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 03:31 PM (t72+4)

107

"Depends on how much blow I've snorted."

And whether the dead hippy, whose ass I used, was M or F

Posted by: Film at 11 at February 26, 2010 03:31 PM (ucq49)

108 A hack of a hack of a hack get a job that she could not do and everyone is shocked when that is apparent. Desiree is a hack of Jarrett who is a hack of O It's the Chicago way.

Posted by: tjexcite at February 26, 2010 03:31 PM (KUAMD)

109 106 - I think she was, yes.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 03:32 PM (2006c)

110 Desiree Rogers has a MBA degree from GUESS WHERE? That's right; HARVARD. Seems like anyone connected with the White House has a Harvard link. It's getting bad folks.

Posted by: mystry at February 26, 2010 03:33 PM (kmgIE)

111 wow.. the nightlife around here is out of control

Posted by: Mjim at February 26, 2010 03:34 PM (mMdWG)

112 So what time do the Cannucks play hockey tonight?

Posted by: beerologist at February 26, 2010 03:34 PM (tgXx6)

113

Looks like the plastic surgeon forgot to use a level on those tits.

A little crooked there...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2010 03:34 PM (P33XN)

114

"Desiree Rogers has a MBA degree from GUESS WHERE? That's right; HARVARD."

What! I never get credit?

Posted by: Affirmative Action at February 26, 2010 03:35 PM (ucq49)

115 @113 wow.. the nightlife around here is out of control

Its good to be home

Posted by: KittenParade at February 26, 2010 03:35 PM (mMdWG)

116 Guess who else has a degree from Harvard?

Dr. Amy Fuckin' Bishop. Desiree Rogers + DOCTOR Amy Bishop. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 03:37 PM (UOM48)

117 Guys if not one single friend from HS, College or Law School has come forward with anything any anecdote about him, not even one professor what makes you all think that this will be any different. I'm sure they all happily signed some kind of confidentiality agreement to get their jobs and they will keep to the agreement.

Posted by: curious at February 26, 2010 03:38 PM (p302b)

118 56 7. First black man on the moon? Too late for that.

Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 06:40 PM (b0AML)

Cathy, thanks for that. The footage of the first blackstronaut casualty left me speechless.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 26, 2010 03:43 PM (LKkE8)

119

@119

Just wait till November 5th, 2012.....

The flood gates are going to open. Nobody wanted to die just to fill us in about how badly the American poeple got BamBoozled, after he is shuffled out of Power it's "Game On-F'n Free For All"

Posted by: Jimi at February 26, 2010 03:43 PM (fqxV7)

120 Guys if not one single friend from HS, College or Law School has come forward with anything any anecdote about him, not even one professor what makes you all think that this will be any different. I'm sure they all happily signed some kind of confidentiality agreement to get their jobs and they will keep to the agreement.

Posted by: curious at February 26, 2010 07:38 PM (p302b)

I'm sure the reason is a bit darker. They know that if they say anything to shame Obastard they will suffer the consequences. The leftists will make sure they lose their jobs, lies will be made up about them to paint them as criminals or perverts, and in the end they will suffer violence. Just like what happened to the people the Clintons found inconvenient - and we know what happened to a lot of those folks.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 26, 2010 03:44 PM (4nbyM)

121 O/T: "Kristin Davis, known as the Manhattan Madam who supplied call girls for Eliot Spitzer when he was Attorney General and Governor, will announce her candidacy for Governor of New York State as an Independent Candidate at 11am on March 1, 2010 at the historic Roosevelt Hotel located at 45 East 45th Street at Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10017- 2nd floor, Sutton Suite."

Posted by: curious at February 26, 2010 03:45 PM (p302b)

122 Holy crap. Shep just had a piece on DOCTOR Amy Bishop and the shooting of her brother. Jeebus. A crime scene photo shows a clipping from a newspaper about someone killing someone and then holding up a car dealership. Seriously. Damn.

And on a positive note today, U of Alabama Huntsville announced today DOCTOR Amy Bishop has been terminated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 03:45 PM (UOM48)

123 Desiree's former husband was Obama's Inaugural Co-Chair; he is a former teammate of Michelle Obama's brother Craig Robinson on the Princeton University basketball team. Another Ivy school!

Posted by: mystry at February 26, 2010 03:46 PM (kmgIE)

124 120. It was indeed a heartwrenching day in our nation's history.
Everyone remembers where they were when they learned of the first NASSA acccident.

Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 03:46 PM (b0AML)

125

@126

That wasn't the first Accident that caused death.

Posted by: Jimi at February 26, 2010 03:47 PM (fqxV7)

126 I'm just giddy with anticipation for the multitude of tell-all books that (please, God) will come out when Teh Won gets his ass handed to him in '12.

Much as I would enjoy reading same, I doubt (to be too serious-faced for a moment) any such will ever be published.
--------------------------

Maybe to both. It could certainly happen if there's a yet-to-be-revealed Dick Morris type in Teh One's circle, or if he jettisons the wrong person the wrong way.

Posted by: arhooley at February 26, 2010 03:48 PM (soatC)

127

And on a positive note today, U of Alabama Huntsville announced today DOCTOR Amy Bishop has been terminated.

They KILL their profs after tenure is denied?

That's hardcore!

Posted by: ErikW at February 26, 2010 03:48 PM (UGmd6)

128 I'm going to go out on a limb and say the prez got caught banging it, because that's what alinsky would do.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 26, 2010 03:49 PM (cpuvG)

129 127. True, but it was a different time back then -- 1957, '58.

Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 03:52 PM (b0AML)

130 Barry was bangin' Sulu? Duh!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 26, 2010 03:52 PM (zQ+Jy)

131

Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 07:46 PM (b0AML)

I should've added that not only was I rendered speechless, I was gasping for air.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 26, 2010 03:53 PM (LKkE8)

132

Watching that video, it's really hard to believe that Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Who could've guessed?

Speaking of, we'll know that Andy Sullivan watches this site if he does another masturbation post pretty quick.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2010 03:53 PM (T1boi)

133 The woman is at the very least, incompetent in her job as WH social director. She was the center of controversy on the crashing by a couple for Obama's state dinner for the Indian Prime Minister. I have always said, "Where was she during this time?"

Posted by: mystry at February 26, 2010 03:53 PM (kmgIE)

134 133. I understand. Sometimes when I sob really hard I can't catch my breath.

Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 03:55 PM (b0AML)

135 129 Always a possibility as her arms were much thinner than Michelle's..however "butt her face' ? I don't know. Anyway her screw up of the Indian state diner showed that the average sleazy doorman at a Chicago gentlemens' club does a better job with his line that the Harvard educated WH social secretary. How ironic that another of BHO's experts can't do their fucking job ! I am sure she can find a job at GE, NBC or some green company.

Posted by: John at February 26, 2010 03:56 PM (6FYZ6)

136 . True, but it was a different time back then -- 1957, '58. Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 07:52 PM (b0AML) The fire on the pad was in the late 60s

Posted by: guy in black hat at February 26, 2010 03:57 PM (ekqTc)

137 138. Yeaaaah, we're not talking about Apollo 1.

Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 03:59 PM (b0AML)

138 So, which column does Rogers fall under:

Jobs Saved, or Jobs Created?

Posted by: TXMarko at February 26, 2010 03:59 PM (YLwCM)

139 In addition to potentially endangering the life of the president and the Indian prime minister by letting the wrong people in to the state dinner and then having the secret service take the fall, she also pissed off most of the official Washington social circuit over the past year for various reasons. Add that to that the fact that Desiree is Haaaavad educated and seems to go through life with almost the identical haughty superiority as Mr. Obama -----well, you get the picture. Apparently no one is too sorry to see her go.

Posted by: ratskeller at February 26, 2010 04:00 PM (IJhOe)

140 OT, just to piss you off.

More news on Barry's brilliant plan to prohibit foreclosures without Proper Government Approval and Bailout.

I like what one of Mish's readers sent him as an alternative plan:

I've come up with a radical scheme that could possibly work to end the housing crisis:
1) People that can't or won't pay their mortgage lose the house.
2) The banks take the house and sell it to people who can afford it.

There are a few flaws:
1) It doesn't require massive amounts of government money.
2) It doesn't protect people from their mistakes.
3) It doesn't punish responsible people who are patiently waiting for houses to become affordable.
4) It could result in the banks that helped create this mess failing.

In spite of these issues, I believe we should give it a try.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 26, 2010 04:01 PM (AZGON)

141 #140 It would be called "Thrown under the bus catagory," which will be rapidly growing.

Posted by: mystry at February 26, 2010 04:02 PM (kmgIE)

142

"I'm going to go out on a limb and say the prez got caught banging it,"

Look, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident.

I tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck my dick into her.

Oops, I'm sorry, I guess this just isn't my week.

Posted by: Barry "Mike Mathews" Obama at February 26, 2010 04:04 PM (ucq49)

143 I also subscribe to the theory that Rogers leaving is the result of one too many catfights over control of the East Wing. That and Crashergate.

She will end up "telling her story", that you can put money on....

Could we be witnessing the beginnings of the unraveling of BHO's inner circle?

Posted by: TXMarko at February 26, 2010 04:04 PM (YLwCM)

144 Can I stay if I give Michelle a vajazzle?

Posted by: Desiree Rogers at February 26, 2010 04:05 PM (1fanL)

145

This is just the beginning of the firings. He has a 44% approval today, per Rasmussen. Somebody has to pay for that shit.

Freddy Mercury had an amazing voice, didn't he? Love, love, love those 1980 shorts with that ultra-ghey bandanna and sweatband. Hell, I knew straight guys who dressed like that. Maybe not all at the same time, and maybe not as swaggeralicious as Freddy, but all the same, it's a shame people like The Who are still around and FM isn;t.

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 04:07 PM (S3xX1)

146 9 She woke up one morning with a horse head in her bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 06:22 PM (UOM4

They tried that with Dick Cheney, he just hugged it closer and went back to sleep.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 26, 2010 04:08 PM (erIg9)

147

Even if no one from his past is showing up because they don't want to end up in Ft Marcy park, why are there no people or girls sayin' they dated him or even knew him and what a great guy! It's eerie

Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2010 04:10 PM (bRvkr)

148

Can I stay if I give Michelle a vajazzle?

With her tough hide you might need a pop rivet gun to get the bling-blings attached. Yuck.

Posted by: ErikW at February 26, 2010 04:10 PM (UGmd6)

149 I wouldn't agree this one was tossed. They let things die down first, so I don't think it counts.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 04:12 PM (LsIqi)

150 Why did he fire her after the story was dead/dead? To make it seem unrelated? Then what is the point. The woman was "close" to M'chelle. How many people are willing to do that? I don't even think her fat daughters are, that's why mama is in residence

Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2010 04:13 PM (bRvkr)

151

"Can I stay if I give Michelle a vajazzle?"

Ya, but there ain't enough jewels on Gaia to cover that big booty. Maybe if you could get some Unobtainium.

Posted by: Awestruck at February 26, 2010 04:13 PM (ucq49)

152 Love, love, love those 1980 shorts with that ultra-ghey bandanna and sweatband. Hell, I knew straight guys who dressed like that. Maybe not all at the same time, and maybe not as swaggeralicious as Freddy, but all the same, it's a shame people like The Who are still around and FM isn;t.

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 08:07 PM (S3xX1)

OK, somebody's lying about something. Either you're from the South, or you knew straight guys who dressed like that. Not both.

Posted by: Desiree Rogers at February 26, 2010 04:14 PM (1fanL)

153 Damn sock.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 26, 2010 04:14 PM (1fanL)

154 With her tough hide you might need a pop rivet gun to get the bling-blings attached. Yuck.

Hahahaha!! Like the commercial where the girl uses a nailgun to attach her dates' boutonniere!

Posted by: TXMarko at February 26, 2010 04:14 PM (YLwCM)

155 Speaking of under the bus...

HELP SAVE NASA!

Posted by: Filly at February 26, 2010 04:14 PM (FDfio)

156 The Wall Street Journal magazine did a glossy profile on Desiree with nice pictures of her modeling various outfits. She made it very clear that she was not a 'social secretary" lackey but envisioned herself at the VP of Marketing for the Obama brand. As Toyota will tell you, a big part of a brand is not have basic stuff go wrong, like brakes. The WH basic stuff is to invite and admit the correct people to state dinners. The event was a fiasco and Desiree could not be bothered talking with her staff or the SS, because she was too busy mixing and modeling her designer gown. Barry. Michelle and staff were a laughing stock and came across as a bunch of Chicago "amateurs" not ready for the big time of DC ! Too bad that Desiree is leaving so soon. the branding idea is brilliant. All Barry, all the time. I really liked seeing BHO across every magazine cover, on Cable TV and in the MSM, but somehow they missed the Rose Parade (oops someone who has real experience, some hero pilot guy was there instead). Hopefully he won't cancel out of riding with Dog the bounty hunter while they arrest people who don't pay their health care taxes. Barry was then going to counsel Bruce Jenner about how to manage all those Kardashian women and get his balls back. How could you go wrong. Let forget about health care, jobs or Iran..Project Runway is next.

Posted by: John at February 26, 2010 04:15 PM (6FYZ6)

157 Flight Attendants Fist Fight on Atlanta-Bound Flight We can haz video?

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 04:15 PM (S3xX1)

158 Did you know that Obama's statue of him while he was in Indonesia was taken down by the school board there. Perhaps they "found" his report card. If he even attended school there. I have yet to hear that anybody saw him!

Posted by: mystry at February 26, 2010 04:16 PM (kmgIE)

159

==why are there no people or girls sayin' they dated him or even knew him and what a great guy!==

Maybe because he didn't date girls and he isn't a great guy?

Posted by: ratskeller at February 26, 2010 04:16 PM (IJhOe)

160 Michelle has conchos and manhole lids riveted on her pooter.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 26, 2010 04:16 PM (zQ+Jy)

161 .."As we turn the corner on the first year, this is a good time for me to explore opportunities in the corporate world," Rogers told the Chicago Sun-Times, which first reported she was leaving.

And she's Michelle's close friend? Wasn't it M who told a group of people during the campaign to not go into the corporate world?

Posted by: Twinks at February 26, 2010 04:16 PM (wRPBa)

162 Ignore that link. Why can I suddenly not link shit here? I've been doing it for 2 yrs! Fuck.

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 04:17 PM (S3xX1)

163

They tried that with Dick Cheney, he just hugged it closer and went back to sleep.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 26, 2010 08:08 PM (erIg9)

Dear Sir,

You have qualified for Comment of the Thread. The winner will be announced shortly. The prize is a free vajazzle from Pricasso.

Thank you for your contribution.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 26, 2010 04:17 PM (1fanL)

164

That tactic ain't going to work, it would mean he didn't completely hate his dick by just banging Michelle and I'd have a little more respect for him.

Where does this scenario leave Rahm?

Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2010 04:17 PM (bRvkr)

165

"Speaking of under the bus..."

That's disgusting. I picture Michelle on top.

Posted by: Viagra couldn't help now at February 26, 2010 04:18 PM (ucq49)

166 149 - I am not saying that what that guy Larry Sinclair (was that his name) was saying was all fact but I bet there was some truth to it - because you know at least a few women would have come forward and said they had sex with Obama. You know they would have and it did not happen. I was always so very suspect of his roommate in college and his trip to Pakistan. I don't give a fK what anyone says I am not a nut for thinking Obama has a bunch of crap in his closet.

Posted by: obamasucks at February 26, 2010 04:18 PM (ipF2z)

167 And she's Michelle's close friend? Wasn't it M who told a group of people during the campaign to not go into the corporate world?

Posted by: Twinks at February 26, 2010 08:16 PM (wRPBa)

Do as I say, not as I do. Stupid.

Posted by: Michelle Obama, former holder of sinecure "job" with outrageous salary at hospital at February 26, 2010 04:19 PM (1fanL)

168

Pretty dead for a Friday night. We need a Cool Facts About Epic Beard Man thread.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 04:19 PM (t72+4)

169 With her tough hide you might need a pop rivet gun to get the bling-blings attached. Yuck.

Hilti gun. No question. Use the knurled, ballistic fasteners to be sure.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 26, 2010 04:20 PM (2PTT7)

170

That's disgusting. I picture Michelle on top.

Posted by: Viagra couldn't help now at February 26, 2010 08:18 PM (ucq49)

Whats so disgusting about it? Michelle was just replacing the drive-shaft while holding the bus up with her cock.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 04:21 PM (t72+4)

171

I don't think it's nuts to ask "where are the girls"?

Remember when there were women fainting? Greek god columns? Obama girls? Out and out worship? Wouldn't someone who had slept with him have said, "I dated him" or knew him or something? It's too weird not to notice.

Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2010 04:23 PM (bRvkr)

172 95% of the female MSM journalists probably dream of sex with BHO. They said as much about Clinton. I am sure Michelle has more than a rivet gun available to keep him in line. Imagine even Nancy Pelosi dreams about Barack. Maybe she had botox on more than her face.

Posted by: John at February 26, 2010 04:24 PM (6FYZ6)

173 157. And also help save the United States Coast Guard.
(Couple of ridiculous things in the article, but worth a read.)

Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 04:24 PM (b0AML)

174

Why does the discussion of bedazzling MichelleO's vj with a pop rivet gun only make one word come into my mind?

Naugahyde.

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 04:25 PM (S3xX1)

175

PA already showed us the chicken. Isn't that enough already?

Posted by: wHite punk at February 26, 2010 08:25 PM (eA3tl)

The chicken........its dead Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leaonard McCoy at February 26, 2010 04:26 PM (t72+4)

176

Naugahyde.

No Naugas were harmed during the re-flapping of Worfs Vajayjay.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 26, 2010 04:27 PM (zQ+Jy)

177 Talk about bling-bling! Desiree was named "ZULU social aid and pleasure club queen." (A Mardi Gras Krew) She not only did it once, but twice!

Posted by: mystry at February 26, 2010 04:28 PM (kmgIE)

178 Explains why O's lips are purple

Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2010 04:28 PM (bRvkr)

179

Why does the discussion of bedazzling MichelleO's vj with a pop rivet gun only make one word come into my mind?

Naugahyde.

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 08:25 PM (S3xX1)

Or a really cheap leather jacket left out in the rain. However, Nancy Pelosi comes more to mind when I think of that.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 04:28 PM (t72+4)

180 Talk about bling-bling! Desiree was named "ZULU social aid and pleasure club queen." (A Mardi Gras Krew) She not only did it once, but twice!

Posted by: mystry at February 26, 2010 08:28 PM (kmgIE)

Racist.

Posted by: The Obligatory at February 26, 2010 04:28 PM (1fanL)

181 Michelle has conchos and manhole lids riveted on her pooter.

Pooter?

I believe that the proper Klingon slang term is "Qol'qhah".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2010 04:33 PM (I/MqP)

182

Sea World has an opening. Shamu needs a new pool toy.

_{(Yeah, I'm going to hell for that one.)}

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 06:47 PM (UOM4

MADNESS, THIS IS SEA WORLD !!!!

Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Whale at February 26, 2010 04:34 PM (t72+4)

183 "Glitch forces JetBlue to ground some flights"

Posted by: curious at February 26, 2010 04:35 PM (p302b)

184 Think of the whales, people. Geraldo and Bill O were dissing Shamu.

Just had a great idea: Geraldo and Bill O have a contest: Who has the biggest nuts? Go diving with Shamu. Win-Win. +++++Win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 04:35 PM (UOM48)

185

O/T - Frank Luntz on BOR wired up an audience and played the Family Guy Down syndrome clip. The lines from the GOP tanked; the "compassionate" Dems loved it!

Then he played video of Palin talking about her Down syndrome son. The Dems absolutely hated her, which floored the naive pollster, who couldn't believe they didn't look at her as a mom rather than a politician.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 26, 2010 04:36 PM (LKkE8)

186 Savage playing Bachman's speech at CPAC saying "if you have any children in the room have them come in and listen to this true American patriot"

Posted by: curious at February 26, 2010 04:36 PM (p302b)

187 Rats, sinking ships.

We'll see more of that sort of thing. "I'm going to spend more time with my family." "...explore other opportunities..."

The smart ones will leave ...and begin to prepare their luxury bunkers for the apocalypse.

Did you hear the one about the IMF, Kahn and the end of the dollar as the reserve currency of the world?

When asked about his former nemesis and the threats to destroy the earth, Bill Shatner said, "No comment."

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at February 26, 2010 04:36 PM (oeESr)

188 Don't be fooled...She will probably go across the street to the center for American studies and a seven figure salary...Window dressing covering for Obama-mao allowing partiers in the Whitehouse who couldn't pass a background check...

Posted by: If I can't eat it or fuck it I piss on it at February 26, 2010 04:37 PM (lxg2b)

189 OT: Gaga is a WoW character.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 26, 2010 04:37 PM (1fanL)

190 Ummm. White Punk, don't go dissin' Dixie. Massachusetts, anyone?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 04:38 PM (UOM48)

191

obama's purple lips look like how i imagine andi sillyvan's anal bum flap meat-curtains look .

Posted by: that guy that wants to see purple avenger's tits at February 26, 2010 04:39 PM (DCsuc)

192 More interesting than the goddamn WH social secretary leaving is Obama appointing SEIU head "no pun intended" Andy Stern to the Deficit Panel...Are you fucking kidding me...Pretty sure that Obama is covering for this member of the gay mafia...Obama was probably taking it up the ass from him too...Along, with Kevin Jennings, Fistgate Star...Gay mafia bitches...Get used to it...He won!

Posted by: If I can't eat it or fuck it I piss on it at February 26, 2010 04:39 PM (lxg2b)

193

"Who has the biggest nuts? "

Don't you mean - who's the biggest nut?

They're both eunuches.

Posted by: heard on the streets at February 26, 2010 04:40 PM (ucq49)

194 166 They tried that with Dick Cheney, he just hugged it closer and went back to sleep.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 26, 2010 08:08 PM (erIg9)

I second the nomination for Comment of the Thread.

Posted by: TXMarko at February 26, 2010 04:43 PM (YLwCM)

195 Okay, now I'm beyond pissed. Bill O (that stupid, nasty RINO bastard) actually telling Beck how to describe progressives.

That coat tail riding POS needs to retire. I used to be a fan. Now I can't stand his ass (Bill O).

Wish Bill would take a "celebrity dive" with Shamu. And take Sheppy and Geraldo with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 04:48 PM (UOM48)

196

They tried that with Dick Cheney, he just hugged it closer and went back to sleep.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 26, 2010 08:08 PM (erIg9)

When he woke up, he just did what does of every morning, he put his plate of Albatross eggs and baby harp seal bacon on it and enjoyed his favorite comedy , the Today Show.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 04:50 PM (t72+4)

197 Is it my imagination, or have thing been getting a tad vulgar around here lately? Vulgar ain't always teh funny.

Posted by: Parasailing Llama on Meth at February 26, 2010 04:52 PM (1RntV)

198

Say Dez, what say we hire you for a cool 300 Gs and then you get your sugar daddy to send some big cash our way? Just like old times.

Posted by: University of Chicago at February 26, 2010 04:53 PM (Qi5EW)

199 Is it my imagination, or have thing been getting a tad vulgar around here lately? Vulgar ain't always teh funny.

Posted by: Parasailing Llama on Meth at February 26, 2010 08:52 PM (1RntV)

This is AoSHQ. Where did you think you were?

Posted by: AoSHQ Moderator at February 26, 2010 04:53 PM (1fanL)

200 One day you'll find out that Bill O'reilly goes down faster than a Catholic priest at a boyscout jamboree...Deviants always point-fingers at those who are doing exactly as they do...It's part of the self-loathing that comes with being a fucking deviant...

Posted by: If I can't eat it or fuck it I piss on it at February 26, 2010 04:54 PM (lxg2b)

201

"... and enjoyed his favorite comedy , the Today Show, while teabagging any passing Dim, unfortunate enough to be ensared by the tractor beam of his WarCock.

FTFY

Posted by: just a minor addition at February 26, 2010 04:56 PM (ucq49)

202 Bill O getting his celeb fuck on. Sienna Miller. What does Bill honestly think he's bringing to the table now? Jeez. I look okay. Used to do some commercial and print work. A little older, but hell. I can taaalk okaaay. Even tho ahm from teh south. Sigh. I didn't go to Hahvahd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 04:59 PM (UOM48)

203

I ate a life guard with some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti.

Posted by: Hannibal Tilikum at February 26, 2010 05:01 PM (t72+4)

204 Jane...Don't. Evah. Change! You are needed here. That is all.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 26, 2010 05:03 PM (zQ+Jy)

205

"I look okay. Used to do some commercial and print work. A little older, but hell. "

Don't be putting stuff like this on the ONT. You know what they'll wanna see.

Posted by: just sayin' at February 26, 2010 05:04 PM (ucq49)

206

Is it my imagination, or have thing been getting a tad vulgar around here lately? Vulgar ain't always teh funny.

You can always go the Maggie's Farm for a palet cleanser...Meanwhile, join da party bitch...

Posted by: If I can't eat it or fuck it I piss on it at February 26, 2010 05:04 PM (lxg2b)

207 Bill O getting his celeb fuck on. Sienna Miller. What does Bill honestly think he's bringing to the table now? Jeez. I look okay. Used to do some commercial and print work. A little older, but hell. I can taaalk okaaay. Even tho ahm from teh south. Sigh. I didn't go to Hahvahd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 08:59 PM (UOM4

We're gonna need some nude pics just to back up your claims. Just AoS policy ma'am, nothin' personal.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:05 PM (t72+4)

208 Bill O looks like he is sick..he has lot a lot of weight.

Posted by: beerologist at February 26, 2010 05:09 PM (tgXx6)

209 Blazer, hon. You don't want me to go that far back in time. (D'oh Boy saw a pic of me in a print ad when he was a toddler. He was pissed about the stranger in the shoot as my son. Heh.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:10 PM (UOM48)

210 I'm not a guy, and I'd like to see your commercial work, Jane. Don't you have prints you could link to of your work here?

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:11 PM (2006c)

211
Blazer, hon. You don't want me to go that far back in time. (D'oh Boy saw a pic of me in a print ad when he was a toddler. He was pissed about the stranger in the shoot as my son. Heh.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 09:10 PM (UOM4

Howz about a link to the ad ? Hell, it aint like we would know your name or anything. Throw a scrap to a moron why dontcha .

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:13 PM (t72+4)

212 81
No problem, we'll dust off the top of the pin-ball machine.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 07:01 PM (t72+4)

It was my impression the pool table was best, and especially when sinking the eight ball?

That's racist!

Posted by: bverwey at February 26, 2010 05:13 PM (I7mrm)

213 Sassy, nope. Not that I'd link anything here. I was an actual worker bee, anyway. Did some print, commercial and voiceover crap on the side. Back in the way, way back Dark Ages. Belonged to a professional theatre company in a certain large southern city. Worked with some (now) very famous people. I loved my life then, but I love my life now far better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:15 PM (UOM48)

214 Either they do everything in good time, down there in Dixie, or they needed to rule out space aliens.

Posted by: wHite punk at February 26, 2010 08:36 PM (eA3tl)

Easy now, young fella.

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 05:15 PM (S3xX1)

215 220 - Well, then I guess my role as enabler has failed tonight. Usually, I'm quite good at it too.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:16 PM (2006c)

216 @214 Dude! You're slippin' Where was the Joe Friday sock?

Posted by: Jack Webb at February 26, 2010 05:17 PM (ucq49)

217 My computer just burst into flames, that video is so flaming. Then it leads to the thought: how is it that none of the Village People came down with AIDS? Those fellows should be studied by medical researchers to determine an answer.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at February 26, 2010 05:17 PM (tafgh)

218

Bill O looks like he is sick..he has lot a lot of weight.

He either wants to be a woman or he has cancer. Or both. Either way, it's not cool to hide it.

I hope that O'Reilly's friends care enough to confront him about his problem.

Posted by: ErikW at February 26, 2010 05:17 PM (UGmd6)

219 wHite punk is about to piss me the hell off. Don't make me go all Dr. Amy on your ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:17 PM (UOM48)

220

Cool, Jane. I understand your reluctance to post your stuff, but you could never hope for a more receptive audience. The morons here would make you their queen. Or sex slave. Same thing.

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 05:17 PM (S3xX1)

221 So, is this the thread we're all hanging out at tonight before ONT comes up? Yes?

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:19 PM (2006c)

222
@214 Dude! You're slippin' Where was the Joe Friday sock?

Posted by: Jack Webb at February 26, 2010 09:17 PM (ucq49)

Well, its Friday and I was wearin' that sock over my cock.

Damn, look,.... I'm a poet and dint' know it.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:19 PM (t72+4)

223 You people are tho mean. Jane D you ethpethially.

Posted by: Lib eral of Dubious Sexuality at February 26, 2010 05:20 PM (gxpfq)

224 If we ever have a southern moron meet up, I may drag some of my old pics and crap along.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:20 PM (UOM48)

225 231 - leave the crap. Just the pics.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:21 PM (2006c)

226 Sassy and I will be there, Jane. Right, Sassy?

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 05:22 PM (S3xX1)

227 233 - Well, I ain't no southerner, but sure, why not.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:23 PM (2006c)

228
It's gettin' kinda D'OH up in here!

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 26, 2010 05:23 PM (frdTv)

229
What the puck...

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 26, 2010 05:25 PM (frdTv)

230 USA USA USA

Posted by: 48%er at February 26, 2010 05:25 PM (gxpfq)

231 Hell. I'm in TX, but if Jane plans to exhibit - I'm in.

Posted by: All hands on deck at February 26, 2010 05:25 PM (ucq49)

232
So, is this the thread we're all hanging out at tonight before ONT comes up? Yes?

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 09:19 PM (2006c)

I get the distinct feeling that this ONT will be epic. Like a Frenchman in the Rhineland right before a whole Panzer division came bearing down on him.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:25 PM (t72+4)

233 speaking of puck - I am soooooo sick to death of the olympics. Can we not talk about the frickin olympics for once?? Pretty please??

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:26 PM (2006c)

234
Somebody on the yahoo group was talking about a Texas meetup. It's too much trouble joining the Texas subgroup tho, and I don't like all the factionalization anyway.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 26, 2010 05:26 PM (frdTv)

235 New hockey thread up.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2010 05:26 PM (VuLos)

236 puck you, and the beaver you rode in on, horse boy. or something

Posted by: fifi at February 26, 2010 05:27 PM (ucq49)

237 sassy: USA Hockey plays for Gold Sunday Woooooooo

Posted by: 48%er at February 26, 2010 05:27 PM (gxpfq)

238 This was Teh Funnay to D'oh Boy. We went to my mom's old house out of state to go through trunks of stuff my cousin had been keeping. In one trunk my kid pulls our a teeny, tiny bathing suit. I stood there for a minute and realized it was my pageant suit from a small town southern pageant. (I entered when my mom told someone "No way would my daughter care about something that silly." Pissed me off, even though I never even thought about entering, so I entered. Just to piss off my mom.) Anyhow, at 18 I was so tiny, about 5 2" I actually grew a couple more inches in the next couple of years. But I now have that swimsuit. Dammit, it's probably a 0. I can't fit one of my thighs in it. Ah, well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:27 PM (UOM48)

239 242 - that's because all the Texans have taken over the Connecticut Yahoo group. They've taken over. So, now they're going to have their own meetup. But they should seriously think about organizing their own Yahoo website. We, Connecticut morons have been very organized about the whole thing. LauraW, in particular.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:28 PM (2006c)

240 Ummm..OK Jane, so are you a midget?

Posted by: 48%er at February 26, 2010 05:29 PM (gxpfq)

241 #248 Yep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:29 PM (UOM48)

242

"Like a Frenchman in the Rhineland right before a whole Panzer division came bearing down on him."

About face

Drop drawers

Bend over

Something like that?

Posted by: cheese eating surrender monkey at February 26, 2010 05:30 PM (ucq49)

243 Jane - what if you linked to one of your modeling shots here but took the face out? (see, i'm trying to help you guys out here - {read: Blazer} that's what a good enabler does).

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:30 PM (2006c)

244 Fun Employment!

Everyone can enjoy it, especially if you be having a neat name like Desiree, that be pronounced De SIR ee. As in Yes Sir ree, cept De be short for Sir.

So da girl named, Yes Sir ree, in Ebonics done been fired.

It a sad day for parents that TRY to give da childlins good names, Yes Sir ree, it sure is.

Posted by: Uncle Remus at February 26, 2010 05:31 PM (2+9Yx)

245

Sassy,

Yeah, I know you're not a Southerner, but you always seem like one.

(yes, that's a good thing).

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 05:31 PM (S3xX1)

246 JaneDoh I call Bullshit. Just kidding. You rule all AoSHQ threads.

Posted by: 48%er at February 26, 2010 05:32 PM (gxpfq)

247 253 - are you sure you don't have me mixed up with some other moron, Di? Thanks, though :-)

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:32 PM (2006c)

248 Sassy, yer killin' me here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:33 PM (UOM48)

249 #246

I can't fit one of my thighs in it.

Er, Jane, I don't believe I'd a told that!

Posted by: Kemp at February 26, 2010 05:34 PM (2+9Yx)

250

Sassy,

Yeah, I know you're not a Southerner, but you always seem like one.

(yes, that's a good thing).

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 09:31 PM (S3xX1)

If your a conservative, and of the right frame of mind, I havent been able to tell the difference where a an M&M is from. The point is moot as far as I'm concerned, we're all in the same fight together.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:34 PM (t72+4)

251 256 - Oh, come on, Jane. You know you want to ;-) And we'd really like to see the shots. Very receptive audience here. Hell - I wish I had modeling shots to show the world. I do have a recent bikini shot....but, it's with my daughter.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:35 PM (2006c)

252
I do have a recent bikini shot....but, it's with my daughter.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 09:35 PM (2006c)

Crop, or Photshop your daughter out of it and post it.. For the love of god, do it.

For your country.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:37 PM (t72+4)

253

"I am soooooo sick to death of the olympics. "

What's not to like. Curling? One thousdand and one variations on a theme? They're planning to add ice checkers, ice jump rope, yellow snow decorative art, and much more.

Posted by: I share your pain at February 26, 2010 05:37 PM (ucq49)

254 I won't be able to crop my daughter out of it, Blazer. Maybe I'll post it for a very short time on the Yahoo moron thing. But then I would take the photo out. Like a limited time only thing. We'll see.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:38 PM (2006c)

255 Okay, guys. I didn't do any "cheesecake" stuff. Played a "mom" in a few print ads, and did some other stuff. That is all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:40 PM (UOM48)

256
I won't be able to crop my daughter out of it, Blazer. Maybe I'll post it for a very short time on the Yahoo moron thing. But then I would take the photo out. Like a limited time only thing. We'll see.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 09:38 PM (2006c)

I wait with breathless annnnn.....tithipation

Sorry, about the pronunce, I was droolin' there.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:42 PM (t72+4)

257 264 - yeah, I'm not sure, Blazer. If I do post it, it will be gone within minutes.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:42 PM (2006c)

258 Hey, Sassy. What's good for the gander is good for the gander....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:43 PM (UOM48)

259
Okay, guys. I didn't do any "cheesecake" stuff. Played a "mom" in a few print ads, and did some other stuff. That is all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 09:40 PM (UOM4

Be honest, you're Marilyn Chambers, admit it.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:43 PM (t72+4)

260 266 - hey Jane! I don't see you offering to potentially post your pics.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:43 PM (2006c)

261

What's not to like. Curling? One thousdand and one variations on a theme? They're planning to add ice checkers, ice jump rope, yellow snow decorative art, and much more.

Posted by: I share your pain

Oh boo frickin' hoo.

The Olympics come and go every two years, sorry all the attention hasn't been focused on you.

Posted by: ErikW at February 26, 2010 05:44 PM (UGmd6)

262 I'm thinkin' Chiffons. Blazer as the poster boy.

Posted by: can't hardly wait at February 26, 2010 05:46 PM (ucq49)

263 Sassy, will nevah happen here. If I'm ever in a meet up with a bunch of morons, hell yeah. But crap, I don't have any cheesecake. So what's the big deal?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:47 PM (UOM48)

264 So how do you post a photo on AoSHQ? with a link?

I have some shots of an Ewok downtown in the snow trying to take home a hobo that is really drunk and he can't get the handcuffs on him?

Could be Ace, but he appears to sober, the Ewok that is.

Posted by: Kemp at February 26, 2010 05:48 PM (2+9Yx)

265 Blazer disappeared apparently.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:48 PM (2006c)

266
I'm thinkin' Chiffons. Blazer as the poster boy.

Posted by: can't hardly wait at February 26, 2010 09:46 PM (ucq49)

I got your Chiffons right here swingin' .

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:49 PM (t72+4)

267 I think Blazer left. And hopefully took ErikW with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 05:49 PM (UOM48)

268

"Blazer disappeared apparently. "

Spontaneously combusted, in anticipation.

Posted by: vivid imaginations will do that at February 26, 2010 05:51 PM (ucq49)

269
Blazer disappeared apparently.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 09:48 PM (2006c)

Yes, but I will miraculously appear on the ONT thread later. Dont ask me how.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 05:54 PM (t72+4)

270 oh, now did everyone run over to the stupid olympic thread? Come on, people. The Olympics suck. Suck, I say.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 05:54 PM (2006c)

271

"I got your Chiffons right here swingin' ."

You are so close. To immortality/dude we are not worthy.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Mike Myers at February 26, 2010 05:55 PM (ucq49)

272 Why oh why did I click on the video link?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 26, 2010 05:57 PM (U37Ux)

273

"oh, now did everyone run over to the stupid olympic thread?"

Let's be fair - WINTER Olympics. They suck moose meat. Summer Olympics, much better.

Posted by: ice fairy at February 26, 2010 05:59 PM (ucq49)

274 Dear sweet black baby Mohammed. (heh)

I hate, hate, hate the Olympics with a white hot hate that ....nevermind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 06:00 PM (UOM48)

275 Blazer has gone to the Depression Thread at the top. I've already embarrassed myself there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 06:03 PM (UOM48)

276 282 - with a thousand white hot suns? Isnt that Rum's phrase? I think she trademarked it.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 06:03 PM (2006c)

277 I can't deal with the suicidal thread. My God. My week was bad enough.

Posted by: Sassypants at February 26, 2010 06:04 PM (2006c)

278 Because suicide is pleasant

Posted by: MASH theme at February 26, 2010 06:08 PM (ucq49)

279
Blazer has gone to the Depression Thread at the top. I've already embarrassed myself there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, cold, cranky and unafraid at February 26, 2010 10:03 PM (UOM4

Sorry, I grew up poor with a schizophrenic momma. That shit aint exactly my cup o' tea on a Frah-day night if you catch mah dree-ift. As far as killin' myself, well, I guess thats another job Americans just wont do.

Posted by: Blazer at February 26, 2010 06:08 PM (t72+4)

280 Blazer, I'm wid ya. My dad's beautiful young sister killer herself when I was in high school. My libtard sister uses depression as an excuse to not look for a job for two years. I could go on. But I won't.

Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Effin' Bishop at February 26, 2010 06:11 PM (UOM48)

281 Sigh. Teh Sockpuppets. Must die.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2010 06:14 PM (UOM48)

282

Desired Roger? I don't think so...never heard of him.

271 comments...And you never asked.

Posted by: Charles Gibbson at February 26, 2010 06:14 PM (eQz0m)

283 MASH, suicide is painless. It brings on many changes.

Posted by: gus at February 26, 2010 06:19 PM (MaqIC)

284

Allah has a post up about how we are not questioning the #2 guy from the Taliban we recently captured. Why, you ask? Well, it's not clear. Seems no one knows.

Great.

Posted by: di butler, kinky denture sharer at February 26, 2010 06:20 PM (S3xX1)

285 Maybe he's LAWYERED up

Posted by: gus at February 26, 2010 06:22 PM (MaqIC)

286

"MASH, suicide is painless. It brings on many changes."

I was hoping that'd bring someone in.

Posted by: the rest of the story at February 26, 2010 06:22 PM (ucq49)

287 PA, your 'Kleenex' quote, was that from a movie? If not, it WILL BE, if I can steal borrow it!